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Speaker 1: of Hot takes break Free for something special. The Fifth

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Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now that it does,

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Speaker 1: radio show, the Overnight Show, and we're able to put

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Speaker 1: And we're here eight days a week now. This is

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Speaker 1: our Saturday show. The radio show Sunday night on the

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Speaker 1: we had a great conversation with political pundit Dave Ruben

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Speaker 1: I was kind of tired by making excuses, so I

425
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Speaker 1: went and clicked, and I I clicked the wrong brother,

426
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Speaker 1: And I sent it to my younger brother, who is like,

427
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 1: you know, an anarchist liberal guy, and who was, yeah, yeah,

428
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,120
Speaker 1: the guy in Wisconsin, who you know, he's all down

429
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Speaker 1: with the cause and all that stuff. So so, needless

430
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: to say, I guess GHN he did not get the

431
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 1: comedy in the image. He did not appreciate the comedic

432
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 1: value of the image of the peaceful protesters. And how

433
00:22:56,359 --> 00:23:01,359
Speaker 1: do how do identify a peaceful protestor? And uh yeah,

434
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 1: you know, I clicked send and then I knew, right,

435
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: and you can't unsand you cannot Unsand once you click

436
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 1: the send button, it's over right. It's like incoming nukes.

437
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 1: It's incoming missiles. Take shelter, is what it is. The

438
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: only the only work around that you can do now

439
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 1: for future reference is if you send it via Instagram,

440
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: you can un send it. So just the heads up, Yes,

441
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 1: if you got your brothers or anybody else that you say, yeah,

442
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: I do a lot of texting, But I know what

443
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: time of the day was this that when you sent it,

444
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 1: since you were there night, it was at night, because

445
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: it was kind of you would send it earlier. And

446
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, this is funny. I'm gonna

447
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send this around a little bit. And uh so,

448
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 1: obviously a couple of hours and time difference. Your brother

449
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: gets this, Oh yeah, it's nighttime. You know, he's going

450
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 1: to bed in Appleton, Wisconsin, And uh so, what kind

451
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 1: of language did he use in the text. I don't

452
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: want to get into all that, but you know, I

453
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: missed the old days. I one of the things I love.

454
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: I've told the stfore when I was going up, my

455
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: mom liberal, my dad conservative, and they would duke get

456
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: out at the dinner table and have conversation about the

457
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: politics of the day or whatever, and then then, you

458
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 1: know whatever, they dog it out. That's fine. You can't

459
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: even do that anymore, though, He's like, oh my god,

460
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: you're evil. That's just so so frustrating that you can't

461
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 1: have that kind of dialogue. I don't care. I'm not

462
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: right about everything. There, you're not right about everything, but

463
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: we can go back and forth. It's fine. It's not

464
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 1: the end of the world. And that's what And that's

465
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: what you asked Dave Reuben in the previous episode, because

466
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: when you're a comedian, you don't give a funk. You

467
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,479
Speaker 1: got a min again, You're taking shots at everybody like

468
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 1: no one's immune to any kind of comedy. And now

469
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: in today's world, god forbid you cross over. You are canceled.

470
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,199
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's it's it's wild. What's uh, what's going on?

471
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: If you had not if you skipped over the Dave

472
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: Reuben podcast. Please go back and downloaded five stars if

473
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: you like that. If you want to recommend somebody, here's

474
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: another thing we can do in the comments. If you

475
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 1: want to recommend somebody, you can email us this too.

476
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: But if you want to hear someone that you think

477
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: would be good on the podcast, who we could try

478
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 1: to get on, who won't blow us off, like Ron Popel,

479
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: Like I still can't Dave Ruben, who's now with all

480
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: I love. I love Ron Popeo, who's an infomercial guy

481
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: said it and forget it because he's a hero of mine.

482
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 1: I love the fact what he did When I was

483
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: a kid, I'd stay up late and the only thing

484
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 1: on TV was infommercials and I'd watch him that rotisserie

485
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: chicken thing and all that. But he's semi retired and

486
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 1: and Popel turned us down because you know, I don't

487
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 1: really know who you guys are. And honestly he turned us.

488
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: We would have big enough names on. Dave Ruben is

489
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 1: a big name right now. This guy's hot Rubin in

490
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: the political theater is a is a big deal. He's

491
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: a big deal. And he was willing to come on

492
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 1: and obviously had a book to promote, which is part

493
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 1: of it, but still he was able to hang out

494
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 1: with a couple of peons, which was good. I think

495
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,959
Speaker 1: that just says a lot about the ability for me

496
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 1: to to book and to bring on and to invite

497
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: into kinda I mean, it's it's one of those things,

498
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: or anyone could just show up and do a podcast,

499
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: but another thing to actually maximize the potential of a

500
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: podcast and to disperse it across the digital realms and

501
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: then get quality guests, like it really really is impressive.

502
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 1: I must say, wow, you are you have no shame?

503
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: No you have have you clearly have no shame. No, no,

504
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 1: not people have shame. I beg of you, guests. Gun

505
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: not you're reaching so hard you're gonna pull a muscle.

506
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: Please do not do that. Well, you know, I was

507
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: thinking about you might run out of air because you're

508
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: blowing your own trumpets, so you might want to stop

509
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: doing that. I was just thinking about this other day.

510
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,239
Speaker 1: I was taking a bike ride from Redondo Beach up

511
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: to Santa Monica. I don't just thinking like, I'm doing

512
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: some impressive things on a podcast that really does not

513
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: get any kind of marketing, like I really really think, yeah,

514
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: I really think that. Well, just that right, you really

515
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Speaker 1: think I didn't even know you had a thought, an

516
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: original thought in your head. I really do think this

517
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: must be if you don't have a Mallard Christmas party,

518
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 1: I do think I should probably get a Christmas present

519
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: from you. Well, we were gonna take you you had

520
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: your birthday while though you're not fifty. By the way,

521
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: does it feeling to be fifty? That's crazy? So, um,

522
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,360
Speaker 1: we were gonna take you to to a nice restaurant

523
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: and then King Newsom closed all the restaurants so we

524
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: couldn't take you to a nice restaurant. Um, And and

525
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 1: we were gonna take you out to have a nice

526
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 1: night of comedy, but that was canceled. So um, you

527
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,199
Speaker 1: gotta check with the king. You gotta go with the

528
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: monarchy in California to see see what's going on. And

529
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: by the way, all of these safety protocols are working

530
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: so well because it's really cutting down on everything. They

531
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: really doing a fine job. They're just fucking with people's lives.

532
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: But but that's all right, that's really helping a lot.

533
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: I feel like this is really under control. And because

534
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 1: we can't do that why don't we get some some

535
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: deep dish pizza in Long Beach Ramp. What I'm down

536
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: with that man that you. Let me tell you what

537
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: kind of dick Gascon is as a friend. Okay, let

538
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: me tell you El Schmendrick over there. So I as

539
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 1: as you know, I was morbidly obese for many, many years,

540
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: pretty much my twenties and thirties, I was morbidly obese.

541
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: And I lost a lot of weight in my late thirties,

542
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: and I gained some of it back and I've lost

543
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: it again. But it's a constant battle. If you you're

544
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: a fat guy or a former fat guy or girl,

545
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. It is with you

546
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: for life. So I fast a lot. I eat two

547
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: meals during the week from from Sunday through Friday, Ali

548
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: two meals total the whole week, and the rest of

549
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: it's just fasting. And so this brainless varmin over there

550
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: Gascon will send me at random times food porn. He

551
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: sends me amazing deep dish Chicago style pizza with the

552
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: gooey cheese and the tomatoes, Oh my god, and uh,

553
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: or a big giant oversized cheeseburger with ah. It's and

554
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: he's he's such a dope. You're such a loggerhead, you

555
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: really are. What's the point of experiencing or seeing these

556
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: things in the world if we can't share them now?

557
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: You don't need to send them during Send them on

558
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: the weekends. I eat like a normal person on the weekends.

559
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: I can eat a couple of meals a day on

560
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: the weekends. Send me that I'm good on that. You

561
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: don't have to send me. You know, in the middle

562
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: of the Mallard Show, when I'm doing the overnight show

563
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: and I haven't eaten since Sunday and it's you know,

564
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday at two in the morning, and you're sending

565
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: me a message of a you know, pizza pie. I

566
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: don't need that. I don't I don't need it at

567
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: me stop. I would apologize, but hey, by the way,

568
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: guess yes, high school football. You are a high school

569
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: football played by play guy. Guess we were I was

570
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: hoping for the return of Mallard gascon at least for

571
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: one game this year. But that's on the whole. How

572
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: is this a affecting you? Because all of high school

573
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: football has been shuttled, right, It's been pushed back at

574
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: least for now until January. Yeah, And the thing is

575
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: is that, well, for people that don't know, is that

576
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: Fox had sold their regional networks to ESPN, and part

577
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: of the transaction with the government was that ESPN had

578
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: to sell off the regional sports networks. So those are

579
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: now controlled by Sinclair and there's over twenty of them

580
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: in the nation. And so Fox Sports West, which is

581
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: not controlled by Sinclair, has the broadcasting rights to the

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00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: Southern section San Diego section of of high school football.

583
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: So that has severely undercut everybody that's been working in

584
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: the in the business. So we've been told that January

585
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: eighth is when they're gonna launch everything for high school ball,

586
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: and so it'll be football and basketball and then obviously

587
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: Leyden in baseball. But it's brutal because you know, a

588
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: lot of the stuff that we did was potentially going

589
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: to lead to more college work and then you know,

590
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: getting on those things on a regular basis, which for

591
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: me is obviously the ultimate goal. So for those that

592
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: don't remember, you can go back, and we talked about

593
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: this on the podcast, but I was really as good

594
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: as John Madden doing a high school football game. I

595
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: want to thank you Gaston again. It was like forty

596
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: nine nothing going to fourth quarter. I want to thank

597
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: you for allowing me to do that high school football game.

598
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: You had the hat on, which is great. I did,

599
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: I did, I loved, I had fun. That was a

600
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: good time. Yeah, we were in the parking lot. Your

601
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: wife was applying makeup to you, which was awesome. That

602
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: was I felt like such a was. You were having

603
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: makeup applied to you in the city of Corona, which

604
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: is just unbelievable. Well, back then, Corona didn't We didn't

605
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: know what Corona was. Back then, we I think, are

606
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: they going to change the name of Corona? California's offensive?

607
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: It's offensive to be sure to catch live editions of

608
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,959
Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show week days at two am Eastern

609
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific. Anyway, all right, let's get the pop quiz. Yes, yes, yes, alright,

610
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: I'll quiz guest on here. So these are actual random

611
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: things I've found around we want to share with guests.

612
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: Gut so and you can play as well. Of people

613
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: have done this while waiting to check out at a

614
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: grocery store. Um, go on their social media accounts. No

615
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: taking the selfie, no farted of people have admitted that

616
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: while waiting in line at the grocery store, they have

617
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: ripped a big one. It's always going to do that

618
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: in a bar, or a club or a lounge. Yeah,

619
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Speaker 1: I've noticed. It is the silent but deadly uh fart

620
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: that is, you know, because you gotta be quiet if

621
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Speaker 1: you're allowed farter. It's a problem, but you can. You know,

622
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: we've all done it. It happens. It's just part of

623
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Speaker 1: being a human. And humans are fallible, and you fart

624
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: and so occasionally. And when you fart, the key is,

625
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: do not look like you're fart, right, just kind of

626
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: like you're looking at your phone. Keep looking at your phone,

627
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: you know. Don't let them see you sweat. Don't let

628
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: them see your fart. That's the key to. If you're

629
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Speaker 1: ever in a predicament where you don't know if it'll

630
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: be loud or soft, don't forget. You got the power

631
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: of a cough. Oh that's true. You can cover it up,

632
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: but not now though. If you cough now, they look

633
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: at you like you got to play. You can't. You

634
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: cannot do that. People get triggered. Have you ever farted

635
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Speaker 1: at a cashier's desk or a register? Oh? Hell yeah,

636
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Speaker 1: I I you know, randomly, I've sporadically. I'm not a

637
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: sporadic farter, I am. I I tried, I tried my

638
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: when I'll i'll be a polite farter though at the

639
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: same time, because I feel a big one coming, I'll

640
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Speaker 1: if I'm in a grocery store, I'll kind of like

641
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Speaker 1: walk down the aisle where there's no one and let

642
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Speaker 1: it rip. But I try to, but sometimes you can't.

643
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: You're in line, you can't get out of line. You

644
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: lose your place in line. So you do what you

645
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: gotta do. You can't crop dust an entire row, though,

646
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: that's oh man. If you've ever walked in a grocery

647
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: store and you smelled that nasty, foul smell, uh, it's

648
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: probably because somebody like me walked down there before you

649
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: and just let it, let it go, all right. This

650
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: style of music was on the first ever stereo recording

651
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: when stereo became a thing. What was the first type

652
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: of music that they put on a stereo recording Rock

653
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: and roll? No damn class opera opera, right, yeah O.

654
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: Some somebody screaming into the microphone they put on there

655
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 1: to say how great stereo was when's the last time

656
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: you went to an opera? I listened to an opera.

657
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: I was just going to ask you that people are

658
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: raving about watching Hamilton's on Disney Plus. Yeah, you get

659
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: woke points for that, But I was telling colleagues here

660
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 1: about that I can't go to I can't watch Hamilton's

661
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: on on television. That's like watching Star Wars come out

662
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: for the first time and watching that on on Netflix

663
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: or on Disney Plus, like you gotta go watch that live,

664
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Speaker 1: you gotta go watch that in surround sound. I can't

665
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: remember the last time I did that. How are you

666
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: supposed to do that? When everything fund has been canceled?

667
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to hang out with other people? Just wait,

668
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: our overlords won't allow us to do that. Wait, wait out.

669
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: Man of women have done this to a man. What

670
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: have they done? You shouldn't know this, guest gun you're

671
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: in the dating game. Um paid for a tab you're

672
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: only away. But that's actually probably higher than the actually

673
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: but I know the This happened to me a lot

674
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: when I was dating, and it used to really bother me.

675
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: They have given a man a fake phone number of women,

676
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: and I think it's higher than I think it's higher.

677
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: It happened to me several times back in the back

678
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: in the day. Now you can right away. It's a

679
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: little easier now to determine whether it's fake or not

680
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: because say, oh, I'll just text you and you know,

681
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: like that right away. But before text messaging, you can't

682
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,479
Speaker 1: really do it. Dude. It's changed now, ben, People don't

683
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: give out phone numbers anymore. They tag each other are

684
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: they connect on Instagram or on Facebook now or Twitter.

685
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: That's the new approach as opposed to give it on

686
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: a telephone number now, unless, of course you're on a

687
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: social media dating site like bumble or fish. So, but

688
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: then if you give out your social media then they

689
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 1: know everything about you right away. There you can see everything.

690
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: There was something secrets, no, of course not. But there

691
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: was something great back in the day about giving someone

692
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: your number, because if you were in a bar or club,

693
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 1: you had to ask for like a napkin and get

694
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: a pen from a waitress or the bartender and then

695
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: write that sucker down. Everybody knew what you were doing,

696
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: you know, well that and then you know the guys

697
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: at the gym, Remember the guys at the gym who

698
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: would see a hot girl parker car and then they'd

699
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 1: leave a note on her. They leave her phone number

700
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: on the on the on the front of the car,

701
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: you know, let's and all that, like now you do that,

702
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: they'd call the police, like some creeper put his number

703
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: on my car? Is get rid of this guy? This

704
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: guy told me I was cute? Yeah, yeah, oh, I know.

705
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: You you that is offensive. You cannot tell a woman

706
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: she's a good looking woman. That isn't the well, not

707
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: some women that are hip to it, but a lot

708
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: apparently a lot more and more women that is offensive content.

709
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: Could you imagrating? Could you imagine if we did, like

710
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: a a spoof video of us, like on the corner

711
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: of I don't know, like Sunset and Las Sienega, and

712
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: we did cat calls just to see who and who

713
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't be triggered by the cat calls? Yeah? Could you imagine?

714
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 1: I would have? It still goes. I've been in New

715
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: York in a little bit. But when I when I

716
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: have been in New York a lot over the years.

717
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: My brother lives there, and I I the the the

718
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: TV trope of the construction worker doing cat calls is real,

719
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: and it was at least years ago. It was real

720
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: and new. I remember walking down you know, whatever fifth

721
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: Avenue or or first Avenue or whatever, and there'd be

722
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,919
Speaker 1: they'd be working construction and there'd be a good looking

723
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: girl that would walk by and they would Mama, you

724
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 1: know somebody they do you know, they shouted the whistle

725
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: and you know that did have and I don't know

726
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: if it still happens. And they would usually do it

727
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: right before the woman walked past one of the the

728
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: overhead compartments for the train, right so the wind from

729
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: the train would blow up her skirt or whatever. Maryland

730
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: rowing alright. During a lifetime, the average person, including you,

731
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 1: will do this one hundred and seventy four thousand times

732
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: over one seventy four thousand times in their life. Every man,

733
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 1: woman in trial by the time they grow up, oh jeez,

734
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: and they're done. Um that could be anything. Um that

735
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: is true. It's it's related to um. Well, I don't

736
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: want to see anymore. There's guess, um, get a haircut,

737
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: you think you get still out there? I don't know,

738
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I was gonna say it, take

739
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: a ship, but well why didn't you? I don't know.

740
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: I thought that was just I don't know one hundred

741
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: seventy four times. I'd probably triple that number. You're a

742
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: big shitter. Alright. A microbiologist working in his garage created

743
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 1: this dessert food. Um, do do do do do do

744
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: do do do do do do do do that's my answer.

745
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 1: All right, it's dipping dots. You like dipping dots? I

746
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,439
Speaker 1: even had those ages? Well I know, but you've had them. Yes,

747
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: I haven't had him any ages either. Dipping dots not

748
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: not the same as bond bonds. No, you could pop

749
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: those like popcorn bomb bonds back in the day. Man,

750
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 1: sit down there. You get a big box of big

751
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 1: container bond bonds and you just go for it. Yeah. Absolutely,

752
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: you're eating like you know, twenty thousand calories and bond bonds.

753
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: But they taste fucking great and you don't care. Right,

754
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 1: They're amazing. If I find someone, Instagram will send them

755
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: to you tonight. Thank you. Be sure to catch live

756
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: editions of The Ben Maller Show week days at two

757
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and

758
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app. Alright, thirteen percent of people

759
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 1: admit to doing this at work. What is it looking

760
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: at porn. Uh No, it's stealing a roll of toilet paper.

761
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: What the yeah, stealing a roll of toilet paper. You've

762
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: never stolen a roll of toilet paper? You won't say

763
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: A great story. When I was one of the stations

764
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: I worked at before Fox, we had a guy that

765
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: was a liaison to the sales department and the promotions department,

766
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: right liaison. This fucking guy was so cheap okay that

767
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: the legend And I didn't witness this firsthand, so I'm

768
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: repeating the legend that was told to me. So another

769
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: guy from the station went to his house and his

770
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: kitchen was filled with plastic knives and plastic forks that

771
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: he had taken from the kitchen the commissary at the

772
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: radio station, the napkins, the toilet paper. He also had

773
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: promotional you don't have a radio station promotional tents. He

774
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: had that in his backyard. Uh And like just a

775
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: whole bunch like this random stuff and some of the

776
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: stuff that was supposed to be giving out the listeners

777
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: that he just took home and and putting it. It

778
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,959
Speaker 1: was wild. He took all of that stuff. You know, say,

779
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: I was free. I took it. Oh man, I don't

780
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,479
Speaker 1: know whatever happened to him. He didn't he didn't last long.

781
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 1: But I still remember that's that story, and I several

782
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: people confirmed it, so it wasn't one just one source.

783
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: And for full disclosure, you would not want still toilet

784
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: paper from our company to the paper towels. No, you

785
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: better off just using your hand or get some leaves

786
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: or something like that. It's going out and ripping some

787
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: grass up and wiping your ass with that would be

788
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: more effective than the toilet paper. But what ends up

789
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: happening and they don't realize this, You end up using

790
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: an entire roll of toilet paper, and so then they

791
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,399
Speaker 1: got to buy more toilet paper. I know it's cheap,

792
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: we cost much, but then other people don't get the

793
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: toilet paper because they don't know where the stash is alright.

794
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: One in ten men say that this has happened at

795
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: least once in the last month. Um, it's a clothing

796
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: related issue. Clothing, Um do do do? Do? They've they've

797
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 1: split their pants and no, but it's in the same

798
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: same area. Uh. In the last month. One in ten

799
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: men say that they have been out and about in

800
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: public and noticed or somebody told them their zipper was down.

801
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: It has happened. It happened to me. I'm sure it's

802
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: happened to you. It happened. What are you gonna do? Alright?

803
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: Seventy seven of people have encountered this problem, and it's

804
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 1: it's something that normally happens when you're just walking around.

805
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,959
Speaker 1: What is the problem of people have encountered this problem?

806
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: Normally just happens when you're walking around. Um do dodd

807
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 1: this problem? Pop quiz with guest tip up gas gun.

808
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: We need an answer, chop top. Daydreaming, daydreaming? All right?

809
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: Is that correct? Is it daydreaming? No? Ni getting gum

810
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: on the bottom of their shoe. Yeah, that's that's a

811
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: tough one. When you get that fresh gum on a

812
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 1: hot day and then you gotta pull it out. That sucks. Yeah.

813
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 1: I think it's even worse too when you go to

814
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: certain events or venues when you find the gum on

815
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: a seat. Well, yeah, that is true. A lot of

816
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: people just leave the gum on the bottom of your

817
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: your your shoe. But the problem is if it's a

818
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: big lot of gum, that kind of affects your balance

819
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: and how you stand up and all that stuff. All right,

820
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: here's another one. Regulations usually state that these must be

821
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: at least four by three or four three by five eight.

822
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: How about that four three four ft by three inches

823
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: and five feet by eight inches? What what needs to

824
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 1: be according to regulations? Uh so four by five essentially

825
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: four by almost six um at least fucking man, I

826
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: don't know an elevator. Oh yeah, Now, I like a

827
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: big media elevator. I don't like the small elevator. I

828
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: don't know anyone likes a small elean No, But I've

829
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: been in some old buildings on the East Coast, like

830
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: in Boston and stuff places I've stayed and businesses. I've

831
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: gone into Boston, New York old cities, and you go

832
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: into one of the original elevators, it is like, oh man,

833
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,479
Speaker 1: you feel like you're in the haunted mansion. You feel

834
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: like the walls are caving in on you. Have you

835
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not somebody that suffers some claustrophobia. I

836
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: don't really That's not something that I have per se regularly.

837
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: But when I've been in those elevators, of small elevators

838
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: that aren't four by five, I feel it. Have you

839
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: been in any elevators with the with the shutters, like

840
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: the ones that you have the manual clothes. Yes, yes, yeah,

841
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: oh that's terrible. I've been stuck in anlevator. I was

842
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: at L a X coming back from a flight with

843
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 1: my mom and my dad. My mom was in a

844
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: wheelchair at the time. We clicked the elevator thing and

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Speaker 1: the door and get us out, and they'd raise it manually,

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Speaker 1: raising the elevator back up and yeah, good times, all right. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Each year in the United States, by twenty five thousand

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Speaker 1: women end up doing this getting well, there's two ounces

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Speaker 1: I could give. Um, I'll go ahead, maybe you'll be right. Uh, no,

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Speaker 1: you thousand? Yes, that's not that one. How about this

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Speaker 1: getting a divorce? It is related to that, but it's

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Speaker 1: not a divorce. Twenty five thousand women end up canceling

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Speaker 1: their wedding, planning a wedding, getting all the events planned,

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Speaker 1: buying a cake and getting catered, and sending out imitations,

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Speaker 1: and then they end up canceling. We call that the

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Speaker 1: Richard Jefferson is what we call it. But I don't

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Speaker 1: you should remember he did that famously at the right

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Speaker 1: at the last second. There he balled out of his

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Speaker 1: wedding chord. Yeah, alright, this snack has nearly a third

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Speaker 1: fewer calories than previously believed. Uh, twinkies, Nope, nuts that

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Speaker 1: you love nuts? You eat a lot of nuts. Are

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Speaker 1: you more of a plane or do you like the honey?

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Speaker 1: I like the honey, but I normally I'm I like peanuts,

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Speaker 1: I like cash shoes, Almond's, I'm I'm down with any

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Speaker 1: of them, get down with anything. Although the peanut is

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Speaker 1: not actually a nut, right, peanuts not a nut, It's

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Speaker 1: a lagoom Is that right? What about? What about corn nuts?

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Speaker 1: Not my favorite? That was like big when I was

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Speaker 1: like in high school, corn nuts for big? All right?

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Speaker 1: The last one on pop quiz we get put the

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Speaker 1: baby to bed on this. A new survey out said

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Speaker 1: ten percent of people enjoy the taste of this. Ten

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Speaker 1: percent of the people enjoy the taste of this. It's

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Speaker 1: not something you would normally think people would enjoy. Caviare no,

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Speaker 1: it is licking an envelope. But the yeah, yeah, they

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Speaker 1: like the taste of the glue and they licked the glue. There, man,

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Speaker 1: they enjoy that, does that fall not? It's completely different

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Speaker 1: because you and I both agree that we like the

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Speaker 1: smell of gasole. Yes, yes, I do enjoy the gas.

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Speaker 1: I feel very manually masculine with the smell of gas

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Speaker 1: and all that. So anyway, that's it for pop Quiz.

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Speaker 1: That's it for the podcast. Remember we're on cameo. If

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't promoted that earlier, bad job by us. But

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Speaker 1: if you want a cameo, will make sure to do

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Speaker 1: about a ten minute cameo plug in the next podcast.

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Speaker 1: But cameo Cameo cameo dot Com video shout out. I

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Speaker 1: did one this week for Hollering James. It was Hollerween

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Speaker 1: if I they'll probably send on some point this weekend,

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Speaker 1: maybe I already have. I'll send out my Viking beard

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Speaker 1: photo that I did the video for Hollerween James, wishing

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Speaker 1: him a happy birthday because he's the big Viking guy

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Speaker 1: and all that. So, uh yeah, if you want to

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Speaker 1: anything at all that I can do if you want to.

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Speaker 1: And still nobody's asked for a bella video with Bella,

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Speaker 1: you know, shouting and all that. We haven't done that,

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Speaker 1: so anything you want, it's all fair game. They're obviously

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Speaker 1: it's not free, but it's not that much and I'm

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Speaker 1: cheaper than everyone else. That is is the hosts on

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Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio and all that. But it's cameo dot

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Speaker 1: there and you're on there as well. Gascon Yes, at

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Speaker 1: David Jake Gascon, Twitter, Instagram at Dave Gascon. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I'm on all those, but I've got different names. Ben

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Speaker 1: Maller on Twitter, Instagram, Ben Maller on Fox in the

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Speaker 1: Facebook page Ben Mallard Show. Have a great rest of

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Speaker 1: your day. We're back again on Sunday with a mail bag.

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Speaker 1: We'll go deep into the weeds and the mail bag

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Speaker 1: and we'll catch you then