Speaker 1: How many times does this happen to you? Your significant
Speaker 1: other is upset and you're really trying to help, but
Speaker 1: then you say something and as soon as the words
Speaker 1: come out of your mouth, you wish you could grab
Speaker 1: them and eat them faster than a bag of flaming
Speaker 1: hot Cheetos. That's a you know, something like that you
Speaker 1: need to calm down. That instantly makes somebody do the opposite.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: A thread is going viral of men sharing the things
Speaker 1: that they instantly regret saying to their wives and sky
Speaker 1: things that you read and you're like, how did they
Speaker 1: not know to not say that? We'll go over it
Speaker 1: right after this? Husbands say the darnest things, don't they?
Speaker 1: That's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: A thread is going viral of men sharing the things
Speaker 1: that they instantly regret saying to their wives, and it's
Speaker 1: one of those lists that you read and you're like,
Speaker 1: how did you not know? That wouldn't be okay, hey
Speaker 1: didn't go over it right now.
Speaker 4: I just think there's something about dude's brains that's just simple,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I mean that is, I don't mean that a bad way.
Speaker 4: I just saw this thing on social media too, where
Speaker 4: the girl was like giving advice to other women. It
Speaker 4: was like, if you're texting with your man, you ask
Speaker 4: more than one question in the text message, you're only
Speaker 4: going to get the last question you asked answered.
Speaker 1: The other ones will not be noticed.
Speaker 4: You got to keep it simple, one question at a time,
Speaker 4: one text.
Speaker 1: Always answer all the questions. What's the last question first?
Speaker 1: And then I go through and do the rest. If
Speaker 1: I've ever asked a bunch.
Speaker 4: Okay, But you're also not simple, so you're a unicorns.
Speaker 5: As a middle ground.
Speaker 6: I picked the most important question, and that's the one
Speaker 6: I answered, not the first, it's not the last unless
Speaker 6: those the most important questions, all of them.
Speaker 1: He's keeping it simple. Well, you could do that. Somebody
Speaker 1: did on the list of men that are sharing the
Speaker 1: things that they wish they would have not said to
Speaker 1: their wives regret it. And with all those questions in
Speaker 1: a text message, you can say, stop nagging me so much? Lot? Why?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's inside voice, sir, But you know if you
Speaker 4: are nagging, though, I will say because I find it
Speaker 4: very attractive to be checked when i'm wrong. Respectfully, yes
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 7: I was gonna feel like you would not.
Speaker 6: Nina means specifically by men who are she's super attracted to,
Speaker 6: not anyone else.
Speaker 4: Like a man I'm dating, right Like, I am nagging
Speaker 4: you and I am being super annoying. It's probably because
Speaker 4: I'm hungry or i'm or something like that, and I
Speaker 4: need to be shook out of my rudeness. So if
Speaker 4: I'm respectfully checked.
Speaker 1: In that moment, it's like, how do you do that?
Speaker 4: Like you gotta just kind of stop and look at
Speaker 4: me like I adore you, but quit nagging.
Speaker 1: How the word is said, like you can say it
Speaker 1: in a playful way kind of kind of, but like don't.
Speaker 4: Roll your eyes at me and don't be like, were
Speaker 4: nagging me?
Speaker 1: Oh what about it? It's so cute when you nag.
Speaker 4: A good one, actually, yeah, because you're like, oh am
Speaker 4: I nagging? So so you're still being effective and letting
Speaker 4: me know nagging you because I shouldn't be doing that, gotcha?
Speaker 1: Okay? Over a threat of them and sharing the things
Speaker 1: they instantly regret saying to their wives. How about how
Speaker 1: would this one affect you? I don't have time for
Speaker 1: this right now.
Speaker 8: I don't like that that would kind of push me
Speaker 8: to the I would just stop talking to you big
Speaker 8: fine on time for you.
Speaker 4: Then right now, this is how it's said. Yeah you
Speaker 4: really are busy. That's okay, But you got to be like,
Speaker 4: can we can we come back to this? Can we
Speaker 4: circle back?
Speaker 5: That will check myself because what if now's not the time?
Speaker 5: Is that okay?
Speaker 4: Maybe it's a question for him where it's like, can
Speaker 4: we talk about this later? And then I'm like, of course,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like you can diffuse a
Speaker 4: situation still get your point across. It's just thinking about
Speaker 4: how the words are said.
Speaker 1: I will say, if you say can we talk about
Speaker 1: this later, you have to talk about it later though, yes,
Speaker 1: it'll be a few months, and then it's like we
Speaker 1: never had that conversation with dang you remember that is true.
Speaker 5: I one time said I'm.
Speaker 6: Not sure why you choose the most inopportune times, with
Speaker 6: a complete lack of awareness of what's going on around
Speaker 6: you to ask these questions at this moment.
Speaker 5: And that didn't turn out well, okay, keep all write
Speaker 5: that down.
Speaker 1: Also too many words.
Speaker 6: I just really wanted I really wanted to drive home
Speaker 6: that she had no awareness of the situations and now
Speaker 6: was not the time.
Speaker 4: It's really cute when you're unaware.
Speaker 6: It's so cute when you're oblivious and absolutely everyone else
Speaker 6: is Hey.
Speaker 1: Give me a hug, any cass. Putting over a thread
Speaker 1: of them and sharing the things that they instantly regret
Speaker 1: saying to their wives. How about why are you still
Speaker 1: holding that against me? The dudes that I've known that
Speaker 1: have said why are you still holding that against me?
Speaker 1: Are usually guys that have cheated in this mistaken and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, we're going to talk about that again.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm still here was two days ago. We're
Speaker 1: still gonna talk about it? How many times we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to apologize for you? And that your sister were
Speaker 1: talking her about it? Another thing that men instantly regret
Speaker 1: saying to their wives you're too sensitive?
Speaker 3: How does that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't go very well? Because I know I'm sensitive.
Speaker 4: So that's another one of those things you gotta dance
Speaker 4: around depending on what you're trying to say.
Speaker 5: It's also context.
Speaker 6: If she's sitting there crying about something she's said about,
Speaker 6: I don't know if that's the right move. Du Yeah,
Speaker 6: maybe have a conversation where she's super up and happy, like, hey,
Speaker 6: you know, I noticed you crash real hard. What can
Speaker 6: we do to help you not be such a sensitive
Speaker 6: little baby.
Speaker 1: You're always crying about me sleeping with your sister. You're
Speaker 1: too sensitive, just like her, she was crying too. Jabby
Speaker 1: has a good story about something that you shouldn't say
Speaker 1: in front of your significant.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 1: I live with my husband and our two friends.
Speaker 10: Right, we're watching a reality TV show and my husband
Speaker 10: says to me, Wow, that girl's really attractive and I
Speaker 10: was like, oh, yeah, she is. And one of her
Speaker 10: roommates goes, Gabby, that didn't bother you, and I said, no,
Speaker 10: that woman's really beautiful. Like he's just pointing it out,
Speaker 10: like respectfully. And then that same night he had his
Speaker 10: girlfriend over. They're sitting, they're sitting on the couch.
Speaker 7: He looks sober and he goes, wow, that girl that's
Speaker 7: really nice.
Speaker 1: Boos. He goes, Okay, not the same. Yeah, he wanted
Speaker 1: to try, just like I'm waiting for my moment. Wow,
Speaker 1: I would love to touch her chest. It's another jubile
Speaker 1: phone frame ties Hello, what's up? What's up? Chicken button?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 1: My name is Pete Akins. I'm calling from cable and
Speaker 1: I'm responding to a few emails that we've gotten this Jordan, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up, chicken butt? Sorry about that, just joking around here. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just had some eggs for breakfast, so great thinking
Speaker 1: about chickens. Got chickens on the brain.
Speaker 12: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm glad you had eggs for records. Okay, Well,
Speaker 12: it's been over several times to fix our Wi Fi
Speaker 12: and it's still not working. So I need to know
Speaker 12: what's going on.
Speaker 1: You know what, you know how they say locally sourced
Speaker 1: and things like that when you get eggs from a
Speaker 1: restaurant a lot of times?
Speaker 12: H are you calling from the cable company? I'm not
Speaker 12: sure what's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I am and uh yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: I just got chickens on the brain. I just had
Speaker 1: some delicious eggs. But anyway, yes, okay, Sore, you're having
Speaker 1: a problem with your wife. I real quick. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to ask you. You know how they say locally
Speaker 1: sourced eggs and stuff like that? Sure, do you know
Speaker 1: how that happens that they just have chickens? And like,
Speaker 1: is it just a else down the street that has chickens?
Speaker 12: I don't know. Listen, I'm really sorry, but I don't
Speaker 12: really care about eggs right now. I don't really want
Speaker 12: my wife I fixed. So can we get to the point.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, my point with that question was like, I
Speaker 1: wonder are the chickens warm and the eggs psych or
Speaker 1: are the humans warm and the eggs?
Speaker 12: Please?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 7: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're having some issues with your wife? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so tell me about it.
Speaker 7: You guys are just kept.
Speaker 12: Coming over and trying to fix it, and we keep
Speaker 12: getting pissed off the Internet, And if I get on,
Speaker 12: it's just moving so slow. I can't watch any videos.
Speaker 12: I can't work, I can't do anything.
Speaker 13: Gobbles gone on for too long?
Speaker 2: Gobble gobble, excuse me?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry that was out loud. That wasn't a
Speaker 1: chicken sound. That's a turkey's gobble right in chicken's clock.
Speaker 12: Can I I'm sorry? Can I speak to someone else
Speaker 12: about what your manager around?
Speaker 1: You want to speak to a manager about the chickens stuff?
Speaker 1: The chicken questions?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 7: Well, the Wi Fi?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm so sorry about that. Sometimes I just
Speaker 1: get so focused on one fact and I just can't
Speaker 1: let go. So can you do me a favor if
Speaker 1: you could google an answer for me? Then I could
Speaker 1: get to move in on to your question.
Speaker 12: I can't google anything. I told you. Our Wi Fi
Speaker 12: doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so yes, please describe it to me one
Speaker 1: more time. Sorry about that. I just had breakfast, some
Speaker 1: delicious eggs, and I just can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 12: Can you just let me speak to someone else. I
Speaker 12: can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1: Can you give me one more chance?
Speaker 12: Fine, but just stay on track and talk about my WiFi.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what was the problem? So you have you
Speaker 1: tried for cock restarting your cock router forgot back? How
Speaker 1: is that as it?
Speaker 12: I don't know what's going on over there if you're
Speaker 12: well mentally, But yes, we've restarted the router four hundred times.
Speaker 2: That's what they ask us every time to do it. It
Speaker 2: does work.
Speaker 1: I need to speak with someone who.
Speaker 7: Excuse me, stop, you are so rude.
Speaker 1: I'm not meaning to be rude. I'm still sorry. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I described this to you, but I
Speaker 1: had some delicious eggs and I just cannot stop thinking
Speaker 1: about them.
Speaker 12: Okay, enough, you were literally the worst customer service person
Speaker 12: I have ever encountered. I won't answer a question that
Speaker 12: I asked. You're making weird noises. I'm sorry, but you
Speaker 12: know what, I'm not sorry.
Speaker 15: I'm not sorry.
Speaker 12: Cancel my service? So you know what? You know what
Speaker 12: for you cancel my flucking service?
Speaker 2: Idiot?
Speaker 1: Okay, now that was very well timed. I'd rather not cancel, though.
Speaker 1: Is there a way that I can ask you to
Speaker 1: not talk to my manager and maybe we can I
Speaker 1: can help you with your issue here with the WiFi?
Speaker 12: No, put me on the phone with your manager, right?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How about I just tell you that your boyfriend Darren
Speaker 1: say yep, for a phone prank? Probably easier. Wait what Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
Speaker 1: prank on you and your boyfriend Darren say you up?
Speaker 12: No, he didn't.
Speaker 1: It's a joke.
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 1: You guys just moved in together and you're having trouble
Speaker 1: with the WiFi, so you wanted me to just frustrate
Speaker 1: you a little bit more.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I wouldn't believe I was talking to
Speaker 12: someone that's stupid.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks.
Speaker 4: It's time for what's trending with Lena So Psychic is
Speaker 4: already predicting big things for twenty twenty five. Yes, one
Speaker 4: of those things includes it's the year that aliens will
Speaker 4: make physical contacts.
Speaker 1: I would say that a good thing or a bad thing.
Speaker 4: I thought they already did this year they did. Who
Speaker 4: didn't We talk about all the different times where like
Speaker 4: bodies were found and.
Speaker 1: That's not like actual contact.
Speaker 4: I think this time that they're going to be speaking
Speaker 4: to us, Like I kind of thought too that it
Speaker 4: was implied that they've been speaking to the government and
Speaker 4: they're discovering Wait what, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, maybe that a long time. Yeah, they have.
Speaker 6: Do you think Ryan Seacrest is so successful and yours
Speaker 6: Rock and Eve this year he's going to rip off
Speaker 6: his meat too and be.
Speaker 1: Like what Wow? So this guy that'd be amazing.
Speaker 4: This particular, this particular psychic believes that extraterrestrials aim to
Speaker 4: assist humanity like they did in the past, rather than
Speaker 4: pose a threat. So we should be seeing a big
Speaker 4: increase in them in our sky and eventually our lives,
Speaker 4: emphasizing their mission towards guiding us, towards saving ourselves and
Speaker 4: the planet.
Speaker 1: That they know is going to explode at some point,
Speaker 1: but saving ourselves like evolving. I think you know what
Speaker 1: they're the ones that.
Speaker 6: Know about the ticking time bat what.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand it quick to go down a
Speaker 1: rabbit hole real quick. I mean I knew you would.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why. I get it, Yes, conserve, save
Speaker 1: the planet and everything else. But if you watch how
Speaker 1: planets move, Mars at one point was where Earth was,
Speaker 1: So eventually Earth is going to move out of the
Speaker 1: inhabitable zone for a Solar system. It could be in
Speaker 1: billions of years, but at some point this planet is
Speaker 1: going to be uninhabitable no matter what, because you can't
Speaker 1: hold it in place. It's can continue to float further
Speaker 1: and further away from the Sun. And then eventually but
Speaker 1: where Mars is, and it'll be like Mars and then
Speaker 1: I just don't know why we're not trying to just
Speaker 1: get to a different planet behind us though behind us,
Speaker 1: they keep trying to go forward, And I'm like, why
Speaker 1: you're going away from the Sun. You should go to
Speaker 1: the planet that's going to be replacing where Earth is,
Speaker 1: because then it will be inhabitable again.
Speaker 4: As we are trying to go to space on the
Speaker 4: Moon and then other planets.
Speaker 1: As well, going to Mars. Yeah, and then they started
Speaker 1: trying to go back towards like mercury and stuff. So
Speaker 1: that's it's cool. So mercury is what you're saying.
Speaker 5: A little further down this rebber roll.
Speaker 6: I think the Earth changes could possibly be happening to
Speaker 6: get humanity ready for a less hospitable planet.
Speaker 1: That's what I think. Yeah, that makes more sense. Well burn,
Speaker 1: this is what evolution looks like, mother truckers.
Speaker 5: Oh so true, evolution just stop because humans exist?
Speaker 1: And why do we know that? Because we're the alien alien?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we're the aliens.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, how we did alien?
Speaker 12: Serious?
Speaker 1: And right there?
Speaker 4: Because there has to be aliens somewhere else. And then
Speaker 4: what you rotate homes, it's like, tag, you're it, We're
Speaker 4: going to go.
Speaker 1: To your planet.
Speaker 4: And then we like, we just keep jumping planets because
Speaker 4: there's if there's aliens out there, it's not just us.
Speaker 1: From our space station.
Speaker 6: Our space station is an alien sighting on another planet.
Speaker 6: Right wait, stuff orban come on, guys, we're then.
Speaker 4: Everybody hears eating waiting la.
Speaker 1: There was some snacks in the break room that I
Speaker 1: had a bunch of. Okay, keep this Santa Claus hat, it's.
Speaker 7: Time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: Only on the Jubile Show. Dean is on the phone
Speaker 1: today for to catch a cheater, and he thinks that
Speaker 1: his wife, Joanna of five years, might be messing around.
Speaker 1: Hope not, but if she is, we'll try to catch
Speaker 1: her and we'll see what's going on. Dean, what's up?
Speaker 1: Why do you think your wife cheating on you?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 11: Something weird that happens. It's it can't get it on
Speaker 11: my head.
Speaker 15: So look, this is.
Speaker 11: Kind of the beginning. Like Joanna and I we've been
Speaker 11: married for like five years. I think we've had like a.
Speaker 3: Pretty eating marriage gone.
Speaker 11: Like we're both people, have the same quirks. Were both
Speaker 11: kind of like the same kind of weird.
Speaker 1: If that makes that's good.
Speaker 3: We don't. We don't really even argue much. We Actually
Speaker 3: the way we met.
Speaker 11: Was on a movie Trivia and I at a bar
Speaker 11: that we go to.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 11: We were on opposing teams, and to be honest with you,
Speaker 11: she's she was the only one that might that knew
Speaker 11: more than I did, so I was like immediately taken
Speaker 11: back by her, and she impressed me like from night one.
Speaker 11: Hit it off from then and now we go to
Speaker 11: Trigger Mike pretty much every week and but now we're
Speaker 11: on the same team where the Power Couple trivia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, No, we did well.
Speaker 11: So, I mean I've never really seen Joanna my camera
Speaker 11: wandering I or anything like she and these seems to
Speaker 11: be like into me physically. I've never really had a problem,
Speaker 11: and so the other night was the first time I've
Speaker 11: had anything like questionable pop up in my head. So,
Speaker 11: you know, we're having our I don't know, adults time
Speaker 11: if you will.
Speaker 3: In the middle of it, she yeah.
Speaker 11: You know, I think it's a loud at times, and
Speaker 11: you know, you say each other's names, but she yelled
Speaker 11: out Chris, Chris.
Speaker 3: I'm Dean.
Speaker 11: That's not even like I don't even have a middle Navy. Yeah,
Speaker 11: so I don't know, like I don't She didn't even
Speaker 11: text herself doing it.
Speaker 3: And to be honestly, I think she did it like
Speaker 3: maybe three times.
Speaker 1: That night, so like did you stop her?
Speaker 13: And was like, hold on, baby, well not during that,
Speaker 13: we're not bring that round.
Speaker 2: And then after that round and obviously, like.
Speaker 11: I asked her about it, and she kind of had
Speaker 11: like a deer in head life look first that kind
Speaker 11: like she didn't kind of like seeing he where I
Speaker 11: was coming from. She then she's the night. At first,
Speaker 11: she was just kind of famous. She was saying yes,
Speaker 11: and I was I was like no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 11: don't know. She was definitely saying Chris, so whatever. You know,
Speaker 11: she kind of got snippy and like she kind of
Speaker 11: got mad when I was a cheating her in the
Speaker 11: first place, and she didn't mention. She was like, we
Speaker 11: don't even know her Chris, which which is true the
Speaker 11: two of us, I.
Speaker 3: Know, we don't know Chris.
Speaker 11: After that round, like you know, we got a little snippy.
Speaker 11: She's been a little upset and she's like, we need
Speaker 11: to drop it if you want round two, and you know,
Speaker 11: I wanted run.
Speaker 3: I kind of dropped it. But then the thought was
Speaker 3: like still running in my head.
Speaker 11: And I'm still to this day wondering, like, who the
Speaker 11: hell is Chris? Like I know she said Chris, I
Speaker 11: don't know what I mean. I mean, there's nights where
Speaker 11: I have to work late and I can't get a tribute,
Speaker 11: and she'll get a tribute with her friends and you
Speaker 11: know what on me, which is only cool. I don't
Speaker 11: have a problem with it.
Speaker 3: I don't know if there's some other dudes in that.
Speaker 11: While she's there trying to move you know, Molena on
Speaker 11: her while I'm out there.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 11: I do know that there's this one other dude named
Speaker 11: Chris that's always at Trivia night, but we don't, like,
Speaker 11: we don't know him. We just know of him, so
Speaker 11: it's like not a Chris that we know. Yeah, I
Speaker 11: don't know if that's the Christ she.
Speaker 16: Was calling out too.
Speaker 11: I hope not, but I just I just kind of
Speaker 11: really want to know who this Chris is and who's
Speaker 11: making you know, my own wife say his name.
Speaker 4: Does she have any exes or anything named Chris? But
Speaker 4: I guess so she did. She probably could have owned
Speaker 4: up to that.
Speaker 13: Right, No, No, not the worse true.
Speaker 4: I don't know where that would come. Maybe Chris Evans,
Speaker 4: maybe she lefts Captain America too.
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out for you, man. We'll play a
Speaker 1: song come Back. You already told us what grocery store
Speaker 1: you guys are Rewards card members at, So we'll call
Speaker 1: and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
Speaker 1: that every month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered from our flooral department. We'll
Speaker 1: see if she sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 3: Okay, thanks guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, we'll play a song come back and get
Speaker 1: your to Catch a Cheater next. Right in the middle
Speaker 1: of to Catch a Cheater and if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: Dean is on the phone and he thinks that his
Speaker 1: wife of five years named Joanna might be cheating. So
Speaker 1: in a second, we're gonna call her from the grocery
Speaker 1: store that there are Rewards members at and pretend to
Speaker 1: be from the grocery store and say that every single
Speaker 1: month we choose one lucky Rewards car member who get
Speaker 1: free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see
Speaker 1: if she sends those to Dean or to somebody else.
Speaker 1: But first, Dean, why don't you catch us up on
Speaker 1: your situation?
Speaker 11: I mean, Chris knows version. I mean, I'm doing my
Speaker 11: wife for like five years. And the other night she
Speaker 11: during a bold times she said Chris in bed. My
Speaker 11: name's not Chris, So I'm kind.
Speaker 3: Of wondering who she's yelling out.
Speaker 11: We don't know Chris, so I just just.
Speaker 3: Want to know, like why or who?
Speaker 11: Yes, Chris is and yeah, trying to be down to bomber.
Speaker 4: But you did say that there was a Chris at
Speaker 4: a trivia that you guys go to.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we know of we don't know the person. We
Speaker 11: don't know on person, but he's done a trivia you know,
Speaker 11: he's always.
Speaker 3: A trivia knight.
Speaker 15: And I don't know, maybe one night and I had to.
Speaker 11: Work late and I couldn't go to trivia, Like maybe
Speaker 11: something come of that. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I hope not. I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't want to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1: All right, man, you're ready for us to call her?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Be Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is corrible
Speaker 1: calling from SO. I was looking for a Rewards card
Speaker 1: member named Johanna. Is hey Joanna. Please don't hang up.
Speaker 1: This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
Speaker 1: to say congratulations here, this month's a big winner.
Speaker 2: Cool, So what I what's up?
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the signs? Every single month, we
Speaker 1: choose one lucky Rewards Card member who gets free flowers
Speaker 1: delivered anywhere they want to anybody that they want, absolutely free.
Speaker 1: You've just won thirty six long sim red roses, a
Speaker 1: box of candy or chocolates and a card to be
Speaker 1: delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, do I just tell you what I need
Speaker 2: to do? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know who you want to send them to? Now
Speaker 1: that's great?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The first thing I would need from you is just
Speaker 1: the first and the last name of the person you'd
Speaker 1: like to send them to.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, is Dean the.
Speaker 1: Same last name? Is that a husband?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's my husband. I'm sure to be a partner.
Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, you guys do a tribute together. That's fun.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's actually going mad. But anyway, can I
Speaker 2: just put like a clue on the card?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: What did you want to put on? A tet abu?
Speaker 1: The five hundred characters?
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's going to be a movie quote for Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just like it's just a game we played back
Speaker 2: and forth.
Speaker 1: So great, Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 2: You are our eighth customer today. You want to free
Speaker 2: utimate exclamations.
Speaker 15: The jerk.
Speaker 11: What a little sorry, I was Martin and the jerk.
Speaker 7: Dean?
Speaker 1: Did they call you to Joanna? That's Dean on the phone.
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: My name is jubil Hi. I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1: And we do a segment on the show called to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater where if we think somebody's cheating, we
Speaker 1: see the they send flowers to Dean is notting. Dean
Speaker 1: actually thought you might be You guys scared me. You
Speaker 1: want if you send flowers to somebody else?
Speaker 2: What I like?
Speaker 15: I like?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 11: There was an I don't know, like mid night, wouldn't
Speaker 11: remember you said the name Chris, Like, yeah, God, oh
Speaker 11: my god, they're much of the wrong way.
Speaker 14: Oh, I wish there was a Chris.
Speaker 11: Well, what do you mean you wish?
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Okay, Sorry, Dean, I thought I said
Speaker 2: to drop it that night. Why are you telling people
Speaker 2: on the radio?
Speaker 11: Well, I mean you mean because you said another guy's
Speaker 11: in the bed the other night. I mean, I know
Speaker 11: you said the draba, but it still bothers me and
Speaker 11: I kind of want to figure out what this Chris was.
Speaker 14: Okay, Well, here's what happened. Nothing.
Speaker 2: First of all, you know how it's just routine. It's
Speaker 2: not bad.
Speaker 14: But you know, we've just been doing the same thing
Speaker 14: for a while lately, and I was just fantasizing to
Speaker 14: make it more fun in the bedroom for me. So
Speaker 14: I was thinking about Chris Evans.
Speaker 2: So that's all, like.
Speaker 4: The actor, but you didn't tell him you were fantasizing
Speaker 4: about somebody else.
Speaker 11: No, I'm trying to play seriously, you're seriously thinking about
Speaker 11: Chris Evans while we're having specks.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay, yeah, Captain America?
Speaker 11: I mean was he wearing a Captain America soon during?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 4: But really, Dean, if you as you hear this, like
Speaker 4: are you okay with that? Like does it bother you
Speaker 4: that your wife is fantasizing about a celebrity.
Speaker 14: I mean it's not like it was Chris at trivia
Speaker 14: or something.
Speaker 3: Well that that would be way wars.
Speaker 11: I mean heious seriously, like thinking about Chris Emans.
Speaker 3: While we're together having adult time.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, Joanna, do you feel guilty or I'm
Speaker 4: trying to understand how you guys are digesting this because
Speaker 4: it was a problem at first for you.
Speaker 1: Dean.
Speaker 14: That's kind of weird to talk about. Like if you
Speaker 14: stay to size up to you to tell.
Speaker 11: Me you're not doing for you anymore?
Speaker 2: Right like you?
Speaker 3: That might add to say for there's something going on.
Speaker 2: No, maybe you're so hot. This is just a silly fantasy,
Speaker 2: doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 11: I mean, was he wearing his Captain America suit? Doing
Speaker 11: your fantasy.
Speaker 2: For a part of it?
Speaker 3: Do you want me to wear a Captain America?
Speaker 7: Three?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all my birthday's coming up.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we'll let you guys finish this conversation out there.
Speaker 1: Hey Dean, congratulations though at least he's not cheating on you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it sounds like communication is really going to
Speaker 4: help you both out a.
Speaker 11: Lot, for sure.
Speaker 15: I mean, if she didn't chientized another guy, I mean, I.
Speaker 11: Guess I'm okay with Captain America. You know, it's like
Speaker 11: a student duty against.
Speaker 1: Civic duty. Wow, guys, this is great.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Jewel shows to catch a cheater. I'm stupid, you're smart.
Speaker 1: I was wrong, you were right. You're the best. I'm
Speaker 1: the worst. You're very good looking.
Speaker 3: I'm not attractive, all right, as long as you're willing
Speaker 3: to admit that.
Speaker 1: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Speaker 1: and today's a big one because it's the one thousand
Speaker 1: dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale. Yeah, and I'm not pulling
Speaker 1: your tinseil. WHOA what This is antense tournament where in
Speaker 1: order to win one thousand dollars you have to go
Speaker 1: oh way, and today is the day that somebody will
Speaker 1: win that thousand dollars gift card to Macy's. If you
Speaker 1: weren't here for yesterday's competition, Lisa called up and beat Scott,
Speaker 1: and that means that Lisa is here today. And if
Speaker 1: you think you can beat Lisa, you'll be the one
Speaker 1: to stop her on her quest to get that thousand
Speaker 1: dollars gift card to Macy's. So call right now eight
Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one o six one eight
Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one oh six one. You
Speaker 1: can also DMUs at the Jubil Show or go to
Speaker 1: the Jubilshow dot com if you think you have what
Speaker 1: it takes to beat Lisa and get that gift card. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and check out the Macy's Gift Guide. If you haven't,
Speaker 1: just go to Macy's dot com. They literally have everything
Speaker 1: you'll ever need for the holidays.
Speaker 5: Would you like to know something you can give for
Speaker 5: one thousand dollars?
Speaker 17: Sure's right, Okay, Sara, I know this into this you
Speaker 17: can get all of these things and still not have
Speaker 17: spent your thousand dollars gift card. Okay, full blown karaoke set,
Speaker 17: I'm talking four microphones, two speakers, whole karaoke well, that's cool,
Speaker 17: a switch, a projector for your karaoke lyrics obviously hello.
Speaker 17: And then you could also get two VR headsets and
Speaker 17: a principle you can print your photos like from a
Speaker 17: little Kodak printer thing.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good haul.
Speaker 5: I still haven't spent a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: The karaoke set with the projector would be perfect for you, Brad.
Speaker 1: Just give me some espresso, Martinez and espresso makers on there.
Speaker 1: Just give him some. All right, we'll play You versus
Speaker 1: Victoria next, and we'll see who will be the winner
Speaker 1: of that thousand dollars Mace's gift card next.
Speaker 18: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 18: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
Speaker 18: your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
Speaker 18: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
Speaker 18: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
Speaker 18: award you no points, and may God have mercy on
Speaker 18: your soul.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: And today is the day where somebody will go all
Speaker 1: the way because it's the one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday
Speaker 1: Battle Royale Intense Tournament. We're in order to win a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars gift card to Macy's, you have to be
Speaker 1: the last player standing. And Lisa is on the phone
Speaker 1: right now. Lisa took down Scott and then took down
Speaker 1: Karen tam.
Speaker 5: No, Lisa just came and swoop, Scott.
Speaker 1: Scott had walked. That's right, Scott wish.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This has been such a grueling competition that sometimes you
Speaker 1: can't kick track. It's inten Scott won af you and
Speaker 1: then Lisa came in this minute, boom, you can get
Speaker 1: out of here, Scott. And now Lisa is on the
Speaker 1: phone to see if she has what it takes to
Speaker 1: go oh the way and win that thousand dollars Macy's
Speaker 1: gift card. Lisa, what's up?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm great? Are you ready to see if you can
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 3: I am so ready.
Speaker 1: Well, Lisa, I've got news for you. Margie is here.
Speaker 1: Margie is saying, in my house Margie, do you think
Speaker 1: you have what it takes to stop Lisa from winning
Speaker 1: that thousand dollars gift card? Because if you beat Lisa,
Speaker 1: you get it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wink so good, it's not you know,
Speaker 2: it's Okay.
Speaker 1: That is the intense competition that we want. We're gonna
Speaker 1: put you on hold. Okay, okay, all right, Lisa, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Margie is now on hold, and here we go thirty
Speaker 1: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 1: don't know one, just say pass, and you have to
Speaker 1: beat Margie outright to win.
Speaker 4: Ready, Lisa, ready, all right, here we go. Your time
Speaker 4: starts now. What popular Christmas beverage is also known as
Speaker 4: milk punch? What is the name of the reindeer that
Speaker 4: guide Santa Sleigh? In Which country did the tradition of
Speaker 4: the Easter bunny originate?
Speaker 3: Germany?
Speaker 1: What are you playing this game to win.
Speaker 2: One thousand dollars makes?
Speaker 4: What is the name of the holiday that celebrates the
Speaker 4: beginning of a new year? Which holiday celebrates the harvest
Speaker 4: and blessings of the year, typically observed by Okay?
Speaker 1: Got that in? Okay, We'll bring Margie back on the phone,
Speaker 1: and Lisa while we wait for her to get off
Speaker 1: a fold. What's something you would like to tell the
Speaker 1: world today That my.
Speaker 2: Husband is my best friend?
Speaker 4: Oh that's cute, like the Hallmark movie.
Speaker 6: And you're still married. Trust these friends. That's what I'm
Speaker 6: saying all right around, Margie.
Speaker 1: Yes, do you have a husband?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 1: Is he your best friend?
Speaker 2: He's my best friend, He's the love of my life,
Speaker 2: he's my own reaching.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that is cute.
Speaker 4: Why can't I find someone like that?
Speaker 1: Well, it's your turn, Margie to see if you can
Speaker 1: beat Lisa and take away that opportunity for that thousand
Speaker 1: dollars Macy's gift card and get it all for yourself
Speaker 1: and your best friend, love of your life husband.
Speaker 2: I bet you she called them.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna put Lisa on hold and Margie, here
Speaker 1: we go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, just say pass and Lisa
Speaker 1: has to beat you outright to win Victoria. You want
Speaker 1: to tell Margie, want to go?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, go for it.
Speaker 15: Go.
Speaker 4: What popular Christmas beverage is also known as milk punch.
Speaker 4: What is the name of the reindeer that guide Santa
Speaker 4: Sleigh in which country did the tradition of the Easter
Speaker 4: bunny originate?
Speaker 3: England?
Speaker 1: What are you playing this game to win.
Speaker 2: A thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: What is the name of the holiday that celebrates the
Speaker 4: beginning of a new year?
Speaker 16: New Years are New Years?
Speaker 4: Which holiday celebrates the harvest and blessings of the year,
Speaker 4: typically observed by Native American communities.
Speaker 1: Okay, you got the same number of questions in, and
Speaker 1: now it's time for the moment of truth. Which one
Speaker 1: of you, Lisa or Margie will be walking away with
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's. In the one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle, Royale producer Brads got the
Speaker 1: score I do.
Speaker 6: Margie got four correct, which is straight, but it did
Speaker 6: not match Lisa's six.
Speaker 1: Whoa, Lisa, you did it?
Speaker 13: Yeah, came in.
Speaker 1: Your best friend's gonna be so proud to Macy's. And Margie,
Speaker 1: you get one hundred dollars just for competing in the
Speaker 1: most grueling trivia competition you've ever seen or heard of
Speaker 1: in your life. You guys both were playing Let's get
Speaker 1: the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 4: The popular Christmas beverage known as Milk punch is eggnog.
Speaker 1: Who calls it milk punch? That's disgusting. I went to
Speaker 1: someone's thousand, like, would you like some milk punch? I
Speaker 1: would probably slap them and walk out.
Speaker 4: No, Rudolph is the reindeer that guy Santa Sleigh. Germany
Speaker 4: is the country of the Easter Bunnies origination. I don't
Speaker 4: even know if that's wird right now. New Year's Day
Speaker 4: is the holiday that we celebrate as the beginning of
Speaker 4: a new year. You are playing this game to win
Speaker 4: a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's. And Thanksgiving is
Speaker 4: the holiday that celebrates harvest and blessings and all of
Speaker 4: that good stuff.
Speaker 1: So here we are, all right, Lisa, congratulations, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Margie also congratulations, and thank you both for listening and playing.
Speaker 1: And have a great holiday.
Speaker 13: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: Today.
Speaker 1: That's wow. I need a nap after all that. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of love the same time every single weekday morning.
Speaker 1: Remember if you want to play Victoria, Oh I have
Speaker 1: to do is dm us at the Jubil Show or
Speaker 1: go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 7: First day to follow up.
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Speaker 1: Abby is on the phone today for our first date
Speaker 1: follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Mark.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
Speaker 1: see ifield tell us why he's a ghostinger and maybe
Speaker 1: get her another date. But first, Abby, how long is
Speaker 1: the Vince's you heard from Mark?
Speaker 2: It's then about a week?
Speaker 1: About a week?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: Have you tried to reach out to him multiple times?
Speaker 2: I did a few times, but you know, I if
Speaker 2: someone doesn't respond, like continuing to message them, does it normally?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did, like one, and then I did one more, and.
Speaker 4: Then I saw, well, let's hear about your date and
Speaker 4: how you met him and see if we can't figure
Speaker 4: out why he's ghosting you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we met. We actually got sat up through
Speaker 2: Mark's co worker and I have Mark's co worker's wife
Speaker 2: yoga class. I attend that class. So me and Serena,
Speaker 2: which is mark coworker's wife, we grabbed coffee and it
Speaker 2: was kind of like Serena recruited me to go out
Speaker 2: on a date with Mark, but she and her husband
Speaker 2: Josh are always on the hunt for a wife for
Speaker 2: Mark and Serena thought I would be perfect. So Mark
Speaker 2: and I met up at a si restaurant that has
Speaker 2: amazing tropical drinks and we shared food and chatted about
Speaker 2: our favorite thing and we had so much in common
Speaker 2: and tonight was so good. We ended up going back
Speaker 2: to mark house for like a little nightcap a sip.
Speaker 1: We're like, a, wow, what what is that?
Speaker 4: I was looking for a nicer way to say I'm
Speaker 4: really sorry.
Speaker 1: Was it just a drink or.
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I was super like attracted to him
Speaker 2: and like I could tell that there were like instant
Speaker 2: sparks between both of us and it was just like
Speaker 2: easy and effortless. So yeah, we ended up hooking up.
Speaker 2: And then afterwards Mark kept talking about his job and
Speaker 2: how close he was to a promotion, but I was
Speaker 2: kind of bored by it, so I pretended to be asleep.
Speaker 1: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, like maybe he knew I was pretending about No,
Speaker 2: I mean, he he did like mention that I breathe.
Speaker 2: I breathed like differently when I'm in like different sleeping phases.
Speaker 2: So I feel like maybe a little buss and I,
Speaker 2: I mean, I I'm really excited and I want to support,
Speaker 2: like his promotion journey and all of that, But the
Speaker 2: time was just like wanting to enjoy my post playtime piece.
Speaker 2: And that was the nicest way to get him to
Speaker 2: shut up by pretending I was a space.
Speaker 1: So what do you want to say to him?
Speaker 2: Well, I want to explain myself in that. Like it
Speaker 2: might have seemed rude, but that wasn't like I had
Speaker 2: good intentions. It's like it wasn't my it wasn't my plans.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
Speaker 1: out for you. Then we'll play a song, come back
Speaker 1: and then call Hi and see if it's house why
Speaker 1: he's ghosting you, and see if you still want another
Speaker 1: date after we find out the reason.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1: Plus I'll come back and get your first day follow
Speaker 1: up next, run a little of your first day follow up,
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us. Abby is on the
Speaker 1: phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Mark,
Speaker 1: and it might be because she was bored by him.
Speaker 1: We're about to call and see if you'll tell us
Speaker 1: why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another day.
Speaker 1: Before we do that, have you wanted to you refresh
Speaker 1: everybody's memory? On your situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were set up by Mark coworkers and we
Speaker 2: went out to dinner and had drinks and had like
Speaker 2: a great night. We went back to mark place for
Speaker 2: a nightcab and we ended up cooking up and after
Speaker 2: that I wanted to go to sleep, but Mark kept
Speaker 2: talking about his job and his promotion he might beginning.
Speaker 2: So I just pretended to be asleep, and I think
Speaker 2: he might have noticed, and that's why he's not talking
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: All right, well, man, let's seef. We can figure it out, right.
Speaker 1: You're to call him? Yeah, okay, here we go. Hell, Hi, Man,
Speaker 1: I speak to Mark please?
Speaker 11: Yeah, this is Mark?
Speaker 1: Hey Mark, what's up?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Jewbell and I host
Speaker 1: the radio show. It's called The Jubil Show.
Speaker 4: Hi, Mark, the show's here. My name is Nina, Hi,
Speaker 4: and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2: Are calling me?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You ever listened to the show at all?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sometimes?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool?
Speaker 19: Wait a minute, I think I know where you're going.
Speaker 19: What is this where you guys like call someone after
Speaker 19: they went they met someone?
Speaker 1: Yes, it is. It's called the first day follow up,
Speaker 1: where you go out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: you ghost them. They can ask us to get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. So we
Speaker 1: got an email about you, Mark.
Speaker 15: Oh boy, all right.
Speaker 1: It's from Abby. Do you mind telling us about your
Speaker 1: day with Abby and why you're not why you're ghosting?
Speaker 19: And I'm sure she told you by the day right,
Speaker 19: it was pretty fun, But I guess I'll just say that, yes,
Speaker 19: I'm ghosting her for the reason is because she used
Speaker 19: my razor.
Speaker 11: Like did she tell you.
Speaker 3: We went back to my place after a date?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 19: She says she wanted to go like freshen up, But
Speaker 19: I never crossed my mind as she would use my razor.
Speaker 19: And I don't like sharing any personal items, like I
Speaker 19: don't share my razors, not even my tooth brush, like
Speaker 19: not even with like the level of my life. I
Speaker 19: feel it's so gross And I thought it was so
Speaker 19: entitled of her just march into my bathroom and just
Speaker 19: use my razor. And I know she used it because
Speaker 19: there's light, little brown hair. This is so gross to me,
Speaker 19: So yeah, I got her. That's the reason.
Speaker 1: When when was this that she used your razor?
Speaker 19: I'd say, like, I guess she used it before we
Speaker 19: I don't know what she told.
Speaker 1: You, but she said, you guys had fun at your place.
Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, we got like cozy with each other. Yeah,
Speaker 19: she must have used that before that, because then I
Speaker 19: didn't notice it till I use the restroom in the
Speaker 19: middle of the night and I noticed it.
Speaker 3: And also it wasn't like she put it back where
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 19: It was like fully out, like I don't even leave
Speaker 19: my razor out, it's like in a drawer.
Speaker 3: And she had it out on the stank to.
Speaker 19: Sit the hairs with her, like it was growth and
Speaker 19: she was just making herself at home. Like both of
Speaker 19: those were just to turn off to me.
Speaker 1: First, Well, thanks for telling us. I mean, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I probably wouldn't care if somebody
Speaker 1: use my razor.
Speaker 4: But also I mean I probably think it was funny,
Speaker 4: but it might be a little bit interesting.
Speaker 1: Mark Abby is on the phone and has been listening
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 15: I forgot I love this part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm sorry. I had no idea
Speaker 2: about like the razor. I didn't think it was up
Speaker 2: take of a deal, and I just like I wanted
Speaker 2: to say, like I'm sorry, I pretended to like be asleep.
Speaker 2: I kind of thought, that's why you were not talking
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: You were pretending to you asleep.
Speaker 2: What it just well, what like afterwards when you were
Speaker 2: talking about your promotion and stuff, I was just kind
Speaker 2: of zoning out like I normally do after right after.
Speaker 13: That time, and I just wow, wow.
Speaker 2: And I thought maybe you knew that I did that
Speaker 2: and that's why you were mad at me. But like,
Speaker 2: I'm really.
Speaker 11: Sorry about that.
Speaker 2: I need anyways, And no.
Speaker 19: I actually thought I put you to sleep, and I
Speaker 19: was actually like proud of that.
Speaker 11: No, I mean you.
Speaker 2: Did it was amazing and you did a very good job.
Speaker 2: So I have no complaints. And I didn't think like
Speaker 2: the razor would beat up big of a deal because
Speaker 2: you know, I was doing it for you. I was
Speaker 2: trying to, you know, look as fast as I could.
Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to just use your razor for no reason.
Speaker 15: Well that's not the only thing you did for me.
Speaker 3: And we're going saying the radio.
Speaker 1: Well, Mark, would you like another date with Abby? Will
Speaker 1: pay for it? I mean, can you get past the
Speaker 1: razor using I mean, she was thinking about you, and
Speaker 1: I'll buy.
Speaker 3: I'll buy a razor of that.
Speaker 15: I'll buy, Yes, Yes, I would yes, Wow, Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: I love to and I can promise you this time
Speaker 2: I won't. I won't use your razor. I will stay
Speaker 2: far away from it.
Speaker 11: I'll get you a new one.
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't need him now.
Speaker 1: Well, the hair does grow back?
Speaker 2: Well, what are we having this date? How this date? Well,
Speaker 2: i'll shave before the date. Okay's first date fall?
Speaker 1: How many times does this happen to you? You're on
Speaker 1: a date and they seem like they have everything you've
Speaker 1: always wanted. It's the Jewble show. They're the right height,
Speaker 1: the girth of their midsection is just perfect, perfect girth.
Speaker 1: You don't find that often interesting. And they've got just
Speaker 1: the right amount of teeth. Oh yeah, they have everything
Speaker 1: you've ever wanted it. And then they order a drink
Speaker 1: at the restaurant and proceed to pour it in the
Speaker 1: sippy cup they take with them everywhere because they only
Speaker 1: drink liqu's out of a sippy cup. What okay, still
Speaker 1: everything I've wanted? Stolegit? So you have no choice but
Speaker 1: to end things. Well, A trend is going viral of
Speaker 1: people sharing the pettiest reasons they couldn't date somebody, and
Speaker 1: the answers are hilarious. Yes. Also, what's the pettiest reason
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Speaker 1: I once broke up with a guy because he was
Speaker 1: short and I couldn't wear heels around and without looking
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Speaker 1: over some of the pettiest reasons that somebody couldn't date somebody.
Speaker 1: One says they had a velcrow wallet couldn't stand it.
Speaker 7: That's fair.
Speaker 1: Velcro wallet does give off very teenage fives, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: It does. I kind of enjoy them. Why, I don't know.
Speaker 4: The volchrome there pulling apart in a little mark, you
Speaker 4: know that noise.
Speaker 1: It's kind of fun.
Speaker 5: I don't know why it's different.
Speaker 1: For girls.
Speaker 6: That is like, if a girl had a vocrow wallet,
Speaker 6: I don't think i'd care, But if I see a
Speaker 6: guy with a voker wallet, I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 8: I once made a duct tape ballet when I was
Speaker 8: in elementary school.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I imagine being on a date now, Victoria and they
Speaker 1: pull out a duct tape wallet. I'd be like as
Speaker 1: going to store going over a trend that's going viral
Speaker 1: of people sharing the pettiest reasons that they stopped talking
Speaker 1: to somebody. One says I once received a topless picture
Speaker 1: from a guy I was dating at the time. Below
Speaker 1: the picture, he typed, this is called pure strength and force, Kitty,
Speaker 1: It says. I don't know what's worse how he flexed
Speaker 1: his muscles, which is very cringey, or the message he said,
Speaker 1: or the fact that he called me kitty. That's very understandable.
Speaker 1: This is called strength, your riggs and for.
Speaker 13: Goodness, hey blithe Uh well, I was just.
Speaker 3: Going to tell you about this.
Speaker 20: I was in a pretty long relationship with a guy,
Speaker 20: and the thing that really bugged me was he when
Speaker 20: he ate, he was like smack his lips together, always
Speaker 20: chewed with his mouth open and sometimes like stuck on
Speaker 20: his finger in the band and I guess like my
Speaker 20: skin started crawling. At first, you know, I don't really care.
Speaker 16: It's kind of cute.
Speaker 2: And then I just couldn't even be.
Speaker 12: At a meal with him.
Speaker 20: And I mean I finally we were at a restaurant,
Speaker 20: a really nice restaurant. He was instead of using the napkin,
Speaker 20: he was just flicking his fingers and Tommy, yeah, I
Speaker 20: couldn't take it. And I was like, listen, it's really
Speaker 20: cross what you're doing. You're your mouth and he turned
Speaker 20: the whole thing over around to me and he was like, listen, babe,
Speaker 20: I'm really sick of your complaining. I've been thinking about
Speaker 20: this for a long time.
Speaker 7: This is not.
Speaker 16: Working, churning around.
Speaker 3: He's biking up with me, which was kind of released.
Speaker 6: Because I think I was right, But at the same time,
Speaker 6: you're like, wait, you It's like, you can't fire me.
Speaker 1: I quit calls up eighted eight three three one, text
Speaker 1: in four one o six one. What's the pettiest reason
Speaker 1: that you've stopped talking to somebody? One says I went
Speaker 1: out with this girl and on our second date, she
Speaker 1: ate her peas one pee at a time. One p
Speaker 1: at a time. That must have been a long day.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: Eating habits really are something people pay attention to a
Speaker 4: lot though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh no, If I hear what's going on in
Speaker 6: your mouth, I can't even be your friend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got my gun. I'm done with it. There
Speaker 5: is my daughter the other day.
Speaker 6: We were in a restaurant and she goes and just
Speaker 6: to be funny, I was like no, and I just
Speaker 6: stared her down.
Speaker 1: She's like, sorry, Dad, what's the pettiest reason you've stopped
Speaker 1: talking to somebody? Somebody texted in at four one o
Speaker 1: six one. It says my ex girlfriend was too good
Speaker 1: of a baker and it was making me fat. Hashtag
Speaker 1: no self control. Also, at least you realize that's on you, Like,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a trade of hers that was bad. It's
Speaker 1: just you couldn't control yourself around the food she made.
Speaker 19: Im.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you're just too good of a baker. I have
Speaker 1: to read you so mad.
Speaker 5: It's not you, it's.
Speaker 1: We're going over a trend that's going viral of people
Speaker 1: sharing the petty reasons that they stopped dating somebody. One
Speaker 1: says I asked them how they were doing, and they
Speaker 1: said hashtag blessed.
Speaker 5: That was it out loud.
Speaker 1: That Yeah, they said, that's kind of fun. I'm hashtag
Speaker 1: blessed right now.
Speaker 7: Single.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you are, hey, Courtney.
Speaker 14: So I went on a first date with a guy
Speaker 14: and we were walking in to the movies.
Speaker 12: He didn't hold the door for me and it almost
Speaker 12: hit me in the face.
Speaker 15: Valid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Valid's valid. Texting one calls up eight eight
Speaker 1: three four three one six one. What's the pettiest reason
Speaker 1: that you've stopped talking to somebody? One person said, I
Speaker 1: absolutely loved this girl that I was dating. She had
Speaker 1: the same name as my mom.
Speaker 5: Oh, and I just want to do it.
Speaker 1: I've done that before. What. Yeah, I dated somebody with
Speaker 1: the same name as my mom with Debbie. Is it Deborah?
Speaker 1: What did you call her? I called her Debbie and
Speaker 1: deb sometimes, which is what people call time mother sometimes mommy.
Speaker 1: And she was like ten years older than me.
Speaker 8: At the time too, so it all felt really weird.
Speaker 1: I did it for fun, like I was like, this
Speaker 1: is kind of funny, like it's like I'm dating my mom,
Speaker 1: and then it just got weird. Sorry, deb I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna work out. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4: Did you know that we have an official alcohol of
Speaker 4: the United States?
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 4: We talk a lot about mascots and stuff and like,
Speaker 4: you know, state flowers and colors and stuff, But there
Speaker 4: is an official alcohol of the United States that was
Speaker 4: passed by an Act of Congress.
Speaker 1: Can I go yes, yeah, whiskey? Okay, anybody else? Bourbon jue? Bourbon? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is Bourbon is the official alcohol of the United States.
Speaker 4: The funny part is is there people that have tried
Speaker 4: to overturn this call why in recent years because they
Speaker 4: think it should be beer, But so far, no luck.
Speaker 1: Bourbon is still the official alcohol.
Speaker 5: Is beer really an alcohol?
Speaker 1: Like that?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 4: Like I mean, it's alcoholic, it's not alcohol in it,
Speaker 4: but it's not a liquor.
Speaker 6: But I just feel like when you say an alcohol,
Speaker 6: I think of you know, the.
Speaker 4: Spirits, right, yeah, But you also think of like Budweiser
Speaker 4: when you think of America.
Speaker 1: Right, I have bear kind of started over in other countries.
Speaker 1: Bourbon is like, oh, year, you're right, You're right, Like
Speaker 1: Germany is beer. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I've always wanted to be into liquor and I never
Speaker 6: can get into it. Like I don't really drink that much.
Speaker 6: But I've always wanted to be like Bourbon. I want
Speaker 6: to be a Bourbon.
Speaker 3: Can't you just why?
Speaker 1: What did happen? I'll just I'll just keep it going.
Speaker 4: You know what, It's really a good time to be
Speaker 4: into bourbon, especially you know when it's cold outside.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going.
Speaker 9: I'm a big whiskey girl, so yeah, I want to
Speaker 9: be the version that sits there with a nice like
Speaker 9: Scotch or something and like knows the differences between scotches
Speaker 9: and stuff.
Speaker 7: Just get into it.
Speaker 4: Just try because when you it warms you up so good.
Speaker 4: You can feel it inside. Get all nice.
Speaker 6: And every time I've tasted every liquor it tastes awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I'm saying you don't. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be like Bourbon and stuff like that. You can
Speaker 1: be a Yeah, but you drink fishonado well he yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you can tell the difference between every my
Speaker 1: tie out there.
Speaker 4: He do know his espresso martinis and mango margaritas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, blended mango margarita sugar rim thank you.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna just I just wish I was into liquor.
Speaker 8: I wish I was into liquor. All right, wait, I'm
Speaker 8: gonna help you, not me, but like is this Oh,
Speaker 8: I definitely get it. I just keep trying to move
Speaker 8: past it.
Speaker 1: You can always check out the Jewels Show at the
Speaker 1: Jewel Show dot com.
Speaker 6: Too many Mango, Margarite, Jules, dirty little Secret?
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up? Hey? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 21: Yeah, but I don't want to give anyone any ideas. Okay,
Speaker 21: So when I was living, you know, paycheck almost paycheck
Speaker 21: for a while, I remember something. So I would start
Speaker 21: on like local market places, and I might work would
Speaker 21: be Costco, and I would find things that people had
Speaker 21: bought at Costco, like couches, starting at like a fireplace
Speaker 21: that they were selling pretty cheap, and a couple of times,
Speaker 21: like four or five, they would talk to me like, oh,
Speaker 21: you know, I love buying stuff that people.
Speaker 3: Bought from Costco.
Speaker 12: Would love to grab this from you.
Speaker 13: The approve of purchase just co.
Speaker 21: Costco holds their warranty, and every time they gave it
Speaker 21: to me, so I would. For example, most the last
Speaker 21: time I.
Speaker 22: Did that, I bought like a fireplace entertainment center from
Speaker 22: someone on Facebook for one hundred dollars and they gave
Speaker 22: me the copy of the Costco receipt. So I walked
Speaker 22: into Costco, returned it and got seven hundred and eighty
Speaker 22: dollars and.
Speaker 11: Because because I.
Speaker 21: Needed diapers and gas and not a fire place. Wow,
Speaker 21: that was my option right then, and walked in. This
Speaker 21: was a house forming present. I don't like it anymore. Okay,
Speaker 21: click click, here you go.
Speaker 1: I think you did just and.
Speaker 11: Ye like finesse Costco when I was struggling.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a great life factor. I was gonna say.
Speaker 7: Honestly, that's what That's what I'm saying at all.
Speaker 21: You know, do what the information as you will, however,
Speaker 21: really values their return policy and with your membership you
Speaker 21: pay for a questions return.
Speaker 4: Wow, customers doesn't matter who bought it.
Speaker 1: Dang well, thank you for your dirty little secret. H yeah,
Speaker 1: a little secret.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 23: My husband passed away in twenty one, and he had
Speaker 23: a teenage daughter, and but he had cancer and I
Speaker 23: knew it was coming. We were buried for thank you,
Speaker 23: two years or almost two years. But we were best
Speaker 23: friends for twenty We both left their marriages because they
Speaker 23: both sucked, and we came together and decided to have
Speaker 23: the rest of our life happy. So anyway, he had
Speaker 23: a teenage daughter and she refused to come see him,
Speaker 23: like the last six months of his life. And that
Speaker 23: really angered me because it made him like, you know,
Speaker 23: kind of go before his time, even though it was
Speaker 23: his time. After he got cremated, six days later, I
Speaker 23: get a tag in the mail from a lawyer saying that,
Speaker 23: I mean sued for his life insurance policy from his
Speaker 23: ex wife and his daughter aursuing me for.
Speaker 11: A lot of money.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, wow, right, so.
Speaker 16: This is six days after he passed.
Speaker 23: He was cremated, so I had little urns made up
Speaker 23: for him and so engraved.
Speaker 7: To pass out. Well, I didn't really.
Speaker 16: Put his ashes in her urn?
Speaker 1: What did you put in there?
Speaker 16: It was just ash like from the campfire.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it sounds like she was more interested
Speaker 1: in money than him.
Speaker 23: So that really upset me. Yeah, and shoot me on
Speaker 23: top of it, which I went to probate.
Speaker 7: Court and one good friend.
Speaker 23: Again and took me to civil court and my lawyer
Speaker 23: did it just start enough to show up that day,
Speaker 23: so I got a default.
Speaker 1: I'm learning that lawyers are ridiculous. Some of them are good,
Speaker 1: and they're not that smart.
Speaker 7: You might actually be smarter than that.
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 7: Good luck everything you. I love your show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: What's your dirty little secrette