WEBVTT - Hour 2: Mustache Update 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:17.200 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. A couple more hours 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:20.279 left of the Jesse Kelly Show. And I know it's 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:24.119 Thursday and you're excited for ask Doctor Jesse Friday, but 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:27.680 that has to wait till tomorrow. Get your questions emailed 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.440 in now to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:35.559 Chris asked during the break for an update on the 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:39.120 whole mustache thing you see in case you weren't listening 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:43.559 last night, I decided to do something I don't think 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:47.560 I've ever done on the radio. It's it called a bet. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:50.720 I laid down a marker. It's called a bet. Really, 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:54.440 even though I'm not getting paid back, a wager, maybe 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.160 a wager that I don't know. It doesn't feel like 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:57.960 those things, but it is one of those things. And 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.680 what I said was this, all the experts, all the 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:05.039 polling experts and consultants are all saying Democrats might lose 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:08.520 twenty five seats in the House. And I said, that's 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.679 that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:14.280 You know, you lived in You're way too deep in 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.600 the DC bubble if you think Democrats are only going 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:22.399 to lose twenty five seats I said they will lose 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:27.319 forty plus and if Democrats and I'm just talking about 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.560 the House of Representatives, and I said, if they don't 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:34.960 lose forty plus seats, I will shave the beard off 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:40.480 into a mustache. Now, I don't exactly know why I 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.480 said that last night you should know. And for you 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:47.520 new listeners of the show, you're supposed to in radio, 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:50.680 you're supposed to plan out a show. They have what's 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.600 called a show sheet, which no only remember I'm new 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.520 at radio. I've only been doing this a few years. 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.080 Apparently this is a normal thing. I didn't even know 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:00.760 it existed till I was two years into doing If 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:04.560 they have every single segment, guys have these show sheets, 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:07.200 and so he knows all halfway through the next hour, 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:09.920 I'll have this, or halfway through the next hour after that. Well, 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:12.480 I don't like doing that, if I ever tell you, 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:14.720 and I do. Sometimes an hour and a half from now, 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.800 we're having a guest. There's a reason if I have 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:18.679 guests on, I have them all at the same time. 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.120 That's because I don't have a show sheet, and I 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:23.360 wouldn't remember when I'm having them on. A Medal of 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:26.520 Honor Monday it's one hour into every Monday show. I 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.280 just can remember that. Then I don't have to write 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:32.920 anything down, so I don't prep really anything. You hear here, 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:35.400 Michael and Chris put off a bunch of articles and 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:38.200 it's kind of sit down and we talk. I wasn't 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:41.240 planning on saying that about the mustache, but now that 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.640 I said it, it's real, because you'll yell at me 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:45.359 if I don't, if I don't hold up to it. 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:51.240 I went home last night, and this was probably a mistake, 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.080 but I thought it would be better to get ahead 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:56.000 of the problem before Chris, right. I thought it'd be 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:59.040 better to get ahead of the problem. Sitting there talking 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.840 with the wife. I told the wife about the deal 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:08.200 I had made. She was not happy. She was not 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:12.520 happy at all. But look, we've crossed the rubicon. Baby. 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:17.079 It's too late now the mustaches coming in forty plus 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:25.560 seats or the mustaches coming in Michael in Jersey, go bus. Yes, 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.040 machine gun, Kelly, I have a question for you, and 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.200 that's why I ask you this question. I want you 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.280 to hit the machine guns for me and shoot me 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.080 up again. What is the militia? I heard? I heard 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:38.920 a man named Pat Burns speaking about a militia. Is 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:42.040 there are such a militia in the US here? And 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:49.720 what is it? There absolutely is a militia, and you 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:53.120 know what, it's amazing. We don't even need modern day 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.320 journalists with CNN or MSNBC to tell us what a 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.720 militia actually is. You know why, I'll tell you why. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.640 If you're watching right now on the simulcast, you watch 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.680 me do the show if you if you want to, 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:06.120 you can watch me do the show. You have to 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.440 go to the first TV dot com slash Jesse. But 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:12.520 if you're watching, I'm holding up something right here. It's 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:16.640 called a pen, the really amazing stuff and it's full 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:19.760 of ink. And if I take the cap off, I 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:23.040 can take this white piece of paper and draw something 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.400 on it. Like I just drew this amazing stick figure. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.520 We're gonna call it me so I'll give him big 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:32.360 muscles and everything else. There's a stick what Chris? Anyway, 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:37.680 the Founding fathers they had these two. It's crazy. They 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:41.200 not only had pens, they had paper. And do you 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:43.719 know what Thomas Jefferson said, Do you know what he 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:48.000 said about the militia? What the Founders meant by militia, 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.080 well regulated militia, a Second Amendment party. You know what 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:56.280 Thomas Jefferson said, The militia is the whole people. That's 0:04:56.279 --> 0:05:00.200 what he called it, the whole people. Who is the militia? 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:05.520 It is the whole people? How about that? Dave in Colorado? 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.680 I got a feeling this one's gonna be a disaster. 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:13.960 Go Dave, Oh man, I just love me so anyway. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:18.920 But what I'm calling about is that this is everything 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:22.040 you've talked about is stuff that I wanted to do 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:26.440 to say before, and you said it. It was that 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:33.560 all of this stuff we need to stand up or ourselves. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:37.160 We're not doing it, just like you said, we've been 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:42.200 just well, you're not wrong, Dave. Actually you're not wrong. 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.440 We haven't been doing it, and it's along the lines 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:47.479 of what I've said. We haven't been doing it. However, However, 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:51.200 I think I didn't want to come across as too 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:54.359 harsh on us for what we've been. Now, if this 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:56.720 continues in the future, I'm gonna keep being harsh and 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:00.440 I know you will, Dave as well. What we've been. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.960 We were people who grew up in a country who 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:06.440 could trust its institutions. Now I'm not naive and I'm 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.960 not a child. The American government has always lied, it 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:13.160 has always been corrupt on some level, because that's the 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:17.280 nature of government. Every government has been. But at least 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:21.880 from most of our history. You as an American, look, 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:26.640 here's a great example, you me for how much of 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:29.200 our history, for how much of your life? Could you 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:33.120 listen to the director of the CDC tell you something 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:36.520 about a disease and you can probably take that to 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:40.360 the bank, right, the director of the CDC. Have you 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:43.640 ever once in your life prior to the last two years, 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:48.240 distrusted the director of the Center for Disease Control? Of 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:51.880 course not. It's the Center for Disease Control. She just 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.760 wants to he just wants to contain diseases, and that, 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:58.919 of course not. Now, if I say the Center for 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:03.840 Disease Control, you probably roll your eyes, and rightfully so. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:09.480 Now that's quite a cultural shift right out of the blue, right, 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.720 I mean, I mean, let's not be too hard on 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:20.360 what we've been. They've been busy infiltrading, infecting, and destroying 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:24.400 all of our institutions out from under us, way beyond 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:27.800 government ones too. I mean, they got they took sports 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:32.440 from us schools were their biggest one. They're in the churches. 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.800 They're in the churches. Half the churches in this country 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.280 preach this filth from the pulpit. I've told you before, 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:41.360 I lost my church during all the Saint George Floyd riots, 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:45.800 George Floyd dies. We go to church next day, my pastor, 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.960 my pastor gets up there and he's preaching about white privilege. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:53.920 It's it's just they've infected so much. But I don't 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:56.440 think we should be too hard on ourselves for what 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.760 we've been because that is quite that's quite a thing 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.120 to happen for you in front of your eyes. And 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:08.640 I will say this, I feel worse for older people 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:13.200 than me. If you're in your sixties, seventies, eighties, I mean, 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.800 I'm forty again. I'm not gonna bring it up, but 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:19.440 I'll be forty one on July twentieth. But if you're 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:23.440 in your sixties and their seventies, you've lived on two 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.800 thirds of your life, three fourths of your life. By now, 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:28.520 you've lived the bulk of your life, and so you've 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:32.160 had this country that you could trust, these institutions you 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:36.920 could trust for the huge majority of your life, and 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:39.080 all of a sudden. I mean, if you're seventy five 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:43.040 today and you wake up and you realize, no, you 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:46.280 can't turn on the nightly news anymore and get anything 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:50.439 resembling the truth or the news. You're telling me. If 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.600 you're eighty right now listening to the sound of my voice, 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:54.840 and I know we have a bunch of people that 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:56.720 age listen to the sound of my voice, you all 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.840 of a sudden have to learn how to sift through 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:05.360 the media and social media and figure out, Oh, I 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:09.000 have to go to this blog because these people lied. Man, 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:12.560 that's a lot. That's like relearning how to walk when 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:16.240 you're that when you're that old. That's I don't want 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.760 to say this because this word is banned in my house, 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.520 and gosh, I shouldn't even say it now, because I 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:25.120 despise the word. Thinking about saying the word sucks. But 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:30.760 that's unfair. It is that, you know what, even then 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:34.920 it sounded gross. That's unjust. That is unjust. If you're 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.640 up there in years and now you wake up one 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:41.359 day and look around and the thought of the FBI 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:46.640 makes you roll your eyes. That's crazy. But that's where 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:48.800 we are. And I'll tell you something. Oh, gosh, this 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:50.600 is gonna be kind of a diet downer here, but 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:56.280 we've had this talk before. That's gonna be how you 0:09:56.320 --> 0:10:01.400 think about your military soon too. I'll explain what I 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.120 mean by that in just a minute. And yeah, those 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:05.400 were good. I'll take some more of those. 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You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:50.440 is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And don't worry. 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:54.040 We are so close to ask doctor Jesse Friday. I 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:58.240 can taste it. Remember, get your questions emailed into Jesse 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:02.760 at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Now eight seven seven 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.320 three seven seven four three seven three is a number 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:06.720 if you want to call them in to night. But 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:10.400 to finish my rant, I was going on there about 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.320 how it's it's quite a culture shock that you wake 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:16.400 up one day and you can't trust your institutions. And 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.440 again I'm not naive. I know every government is corrupt 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.360 and ours has always been corrupt. Who that's the nature 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.920 of government, and every media lies. Our media has been 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:28.079 lying for decades. I'm not saying that, but it's never 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:32.520 been this bad. It's never been this insidious and purposeful. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.320 And what I said before we were to break was, look, 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:41.480 the FBI makes you roll your eyes now, And I said, 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:47.000 the military is next. The stories maybe we're We have 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.120 so many military people who listen to the show, who 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:53.359 are currently in and the stories they email me about 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:57.439 the rot that's taking place inside the military, and the 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:01.600 political purges that are going on in the open, anti 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:05.080 white racism, and they're kicking out the vaccine guys. And 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:09.040 now we hear about all the recruiting numbers. The recruiting 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:14.200 numbers are a disaster. They're not bad. It's a disaster 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:19.760 at this point in time. Why because patriotic, mostly right 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:24.000 wing young Americans are the ones who've been fighting your 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:27.840 wars for you since the inception of the country. And 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.280 they don't want to sign up to shower with transgenders. 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:33.720 They're not going to sign up to learn how evil 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:37.200 whitey is. They're going to go do something else. What 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:42.040 does that mean? It means as we speak, not five 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:47.520 years from now, as we speak, the military is going 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:52.680 from something we've all held so high. It's turning into 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:57.079 something you're not going to hold high anymore, and that's awful. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:03.040 When I was a very immature not like I am now, Chris, 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:07.040 When I was a very immature young man, and knew 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.320 I needed to grow up and wanted to serve and 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.400 wanted to see if I was if I was tough, 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:14.679 and I had looked up to the Marines my whole 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:18.040 life as a child, I would read books about Marines 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:22.480 and what if my sons grow up in a world 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:26.120 where they don't, that'll be a culture shock for me. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.840 It is as I watch it happen right now. It's 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:31.440 a culture shock for me. But that's where we're going. 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:39.520 It's what these people do, Rob and Washington go. I 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:44.160 need to help work all according to my high school education. UM. 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:50.440 These medical events, UM, every single one has three humans involved. 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:54.880 One that can't speak, one that doesn't get a choice. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.840 In my opinion, in a lot of situations, the one 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:02.360 one has more of of you know, saying what's going 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:05.400 to go on? But the male, if I could be 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:09.480 wrong here, but don't doesn't the male doesn't the family name. 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:13.680 Let's still go with the male. So then you know, 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:17.080 maybe this, uh, this event that happened, maybe This male 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.560 only had one opportunity to have to extend his family name. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.600 And he's not wrong. The man should have a say too, right, 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.480 But see that there's something else that goes on here, 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:31.000 and it's actually deeper and worse than you can imagine. Well, 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.000 I don't have to say then you can imagine many 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:39.040 you're probably aware of this, but the ongoing assault on 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:43.160 men in this country is something that's really really disgusting. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.440 And you see this. This is another one of those 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:49.080 things that's happening within every single part of the system. 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:53.600 If you go to entertainment, the entertainment industry, sitcoms in Hollywood, 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.320 what are all the dudes? What's the dad of every 0:15:56.320 --> 0:16:00.880 one of those family sitcoms? Oh, I'm just as oh stupid. 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.440 Oh I know how to do is drink beer and drool. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:09.480 Thank God for the saintly woman who's always wise and 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:12.640 knows what to do, where I'd be sitting here picking 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:17.000 Bookers out of my nose. It's gone into our legal 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:21.960 profession badly, really really really badly. The things that happen 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:26.240 to men right now in our court system. It's disgusting, 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.720 especially when it comes to family law. If you've ever 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.280 dealt with something like that. It's really, really, really bad. 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:34.680 It's that way in the medical profession, men are just 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:38.760 tossed aside, including abortions. Men are just tossed aside as 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.320 if they don't have any say so at all. Now, 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:44.640 I'm grateful to God. I never found myself in this situation. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:49.920 Maybe you have. But can you imagine you were young, stupid, 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:53.440 made a mistake with maybe maybe somebody you cared about, 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.280 maybe a girlfriend, like I said, maybe maybe he screwed 0:16:56.280 --> 0:17:00.640 something up and she got pregnant. Imagine her telling you 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:03.160 I'm going to kill your child and you not having 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:06.760 any say so in that at all. I mean, I 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:08.919 don't know what I would have done. I would have 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:14.600 been gutted beyond belief, horrified, angry. But he's right. Men 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:21.840 aren't even brought up, aren't even brought up. It's crazy. 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:28.600 Teresa Washington, go, hey, you heard of black Lives Matter. 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:33.760 I challenge black lives mattered. All the wealthy black athletes, 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:39.880 multimillionaire contracts, whatever, basketball, on and on and on, take 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:43.159 care of those black people in Africa. They're gonna starve 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.200 their black Obviously, they don't want to bring him to 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:52.359 the United States. Joaquin in Pennsylvania. Go oh, Jesse's picking 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:55.280 up at the wrong time. Hey. My first thing is 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:58.680 is that I've seen ten four hat time with when 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.320 That Rock Room. I want to talk about the small shooting, 0:18:01.800 --> 0:18:03.960 but first I really need to take Stack to school. 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:06.080 I think I know how to make Jessie Kelly talk. 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:10.440 Have you become a Jowdie Green Giant? Got a bridge Watchasla? 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:15.480 I didn't get a Tesla walking? And do you know what? 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.760 Allow me to clear I need to defend my name 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:23.160 here because for those who are new listeners, my mentor 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:26.639 in this business is Michael Berry. He's a big, naturally 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:29.560 syndicated radio host. Is great, just great. He's the reason 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:32.119 I'm not still selling RBS. I was an RB sales 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:36.080 manager when I met him four years ago. Now. He 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:38.199 came on the radio show. It was give Me a 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:41.280 Bunch of Crap, and he told everybody that I got 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.960 a midlife crisis car. Well, he said I got a 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:45.600 nice car, That's what he said. He said he got 0:18:45.600 --> 0:18:49.040 this big, nice car. When I signed with Premiere, I 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:52.879 went out and got a nice car. I then was 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:58.200 forced to admit, against my will, that I did something 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:02.440 I'd never done before. And yes, I got a midlife 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:06.240 crisis car. I've never had a nice car. I just 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:09.080 wanted a nice car. I wanted a nice car. I've 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:11.720 had so many crappy cars, and I finally wanted a 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:13.280 nice one. To night went on, I bought it. It's 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:17.600 a midlife crisis car. No, I didn't buy a Tesla. 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:21.440 And no, I didn't buy any electrical vehicle of any kind. 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:25.720 I will explain why, and then I have some great audio. 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:40.679 Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:45.480 and I'm gonna get to this heartbreaking news out of La. 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:48.080 It's Oh, don't worry, it's we're all gonna be sad together. 0:19:48.160 --> 0:19:51.679 All right, We're all gonna be sad together. But I 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:54.600 want to remind you Tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. 0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:58.879 You can email me all your questions now to Jesse 0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:02.200 at Jesse Kelly The Show dot com. And someone was 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:05.199 asking about my midlife crisis car if I bought a Tesla, 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:08.320 because I haven't told anyone what I bought yet. No, 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.440 I'm not against Tesla or anything like that. It wasn't 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:18.479 it wasn't a principled stand. My stand is this, My buddy, 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:23.040 has a Tesla and he goes on these trips with 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:28.320 his family, not even far trips every two hundred and 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.800 fifty miles. It's a little over three hours of driving. 0:20:32.200 --> 0:20:36.120 Every two hundred and fifty miles. He has to stop 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:41.600 at a gas station, specifically one with the electric charging ports. 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:46.560 And if and this is a gigantic if, if there's 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:50.080 no line, he has to sit at the gas station 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:53.040 for a half hour to forty five minutes while his 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:57.160 vehicle recharges. That's if there's no line. He has been 0:20:57.200 --> 0:21:00.680 at gas stations before for an hour or in a half. 0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:06.880 When I road trip, I know all of our medical 0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:09.119 community listeners are going to email in and yell at me. 0:21:09.160 --> 0:21:12.520 And that's fine, Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. When 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:15.679 I travel by plane or by car, you know, I 0:21:15.720 --> 0:21:21.160 purposely dehydrate myself. I will wake up, I will eat 0:21:21.240 --> 0:21:25.520 some salty eggs, salty whatever. I'll add more salt to them. 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:28.800 I'll have the bare minimum of liquid to go down 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:31.760 with them. And then I won't drink any water. You 0:21:31.800 --> 0:21:36.000 know why, because I would rather have cotton mouth like 0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:40.000 Hunter Biden than have to pull over and stop when 0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:44.120 I'm on the road. That Kelly's don't stop. My old 0:21:44.160 --> 0:21:46.200 man was the same way when we go, like we 0:21:46.320 --> 0:21:47.720 go hunting or something like that. When I was a 0:21:47.800 --> 0:21:50.760 kid and we were always hunting in Montana and sometimes 0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:52.680 in Montana. I mean, you can drive five six hours 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:55.560 without getting to your destination and you're still in Montana. 0:21:55.600 --> 0:21:59.080 People don't know how big Montana is. My dad's not 0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:02.919 pulling over. You can pee, Okay, that's not even an option. 0:22:03.119 --> 0:22:05.320 And in fact, if it gets bad enough that you 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:09.040 have to pee, son, I suggest you get real, real, 0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:12.280 real well acquainted with that gatorade bottle that's sitting there 0:22:12.480 --> 0:22:15.080 in the center console, because we ain't pulling over to 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:17.720 p and I have since passed that mild form of 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:21.000 child abuse down to my children. I've told this story before. 0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:25.080 We go dove hunting down in about four hours away 0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:27.800 here in Texas. Every September we go down there, we 0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:31.520 go dove hunting. And I went with my buddy last time, 0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:34.560 his two boys and my two boys, and he drove 0:22:34.600 --> 0:22:36.800 on the way down, which suck because he drives like 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:40.360 an old grandma. And of course he's like the nicest 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:43.000 human being on the planet. So whenever one of the kids, 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:45.560 my kids, his kids, I gotta pee down, I gotta 0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:48.040 p he's finding a gas station. He pulls into pe 0:22:48.280 --> 0:22:51.480 one time. I kid you not. We had to pull 0:22:51.560 --> 0:22:56.520 over and allow a kid to pee twenty minutes two 0:22:56.720 --> 0:22:59.439 zero after we just left the gas station where they 0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:02.240 p before. So you would have loved it. I wish 0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:03.880 I caught it on camera because I wish I could 0:23:03.920 --> 0:23:06.320 have got their faces on camera. We were getting ready 0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:10.520 to take off for home. It was my turn to drive. 0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:13.040 I was gonna drive home, and I called all the 0:23:13.119 --> 0:23:15.399 kids in front of me. We were eating pancakes, some 0:23:15.720 --> 0:23:18.200 eyehops or something like that. We're sitting there eating pancakes, 0:23:18.200 --> 0:23:21.600 and I told him, I said, kids, nice guy drove 0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:24.480 you down here, mister stopping b whenever you want, guy, 0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:28.640 you better understand. Nice guy's gone. Now now I'm driving. 0:23:29.520 --> 0:23:32.680 This bathroom sitting beside you is the last one you're 0:23:32.680 --> 0:23:35.159 gonna see before you walk in your house. We have 0:23:35.359 --> 0:23:38.760 about five hours of driving. I suggest you go in 0:23:38.840 --> 0:23:41.440 and p and I suggest you put the soda down 0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:46.040 from now on. That's how it's done right there, all right, 0:23:46.920 --> 0:23:49.159 So no, I'm not buying an electrical car for just 0:23:49.240 --> 0:23:52.639 that reason. Did you hear Burgess? Owens Burgess Owens is 0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:56.080 that congressman, former former raider by the way, which is 0:23:56.119 --> 0:23:58.600 really really cool congressman. Yeah, he's a cool dude, Chris, 0:23:58.600 --> 0:24:01.200 really really cool dude with him in Colorado a little 0:24:01.200 --> 0:24:04.240 bit one time. Anyway, he was going off about all 0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:08.360 the things Democrats have said about our greatest living American, 0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:11.640 Clarence Thomas. I thought it was pretty good read. Samuel 0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:15.760 Jackson called Justice Thomas uncle Clarence and tweeted the band 0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:19.840 that a ban on interracial marriage is next represented. Benny 0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:24.119 Thompson called Justice Thomas uncle Tom, citing his support for 0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:28.119 voter ID in opposition to affirmative action. He stated that 0:24:28.200 --> 0:24:32.639 Justice Thomas doesn't like black people. He doesn't like being black. 0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:35.359 I'm going to take a second and repeat that line. 0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:40.480 Justice Thomas doesn't like black people, he doesn't like being black. 0:24:41.400 --> 0:24:45.639 Chicago Mirror Lightfoot attacked Justice Thomas in a profane rent, 0:24:45.920 --> 0:24:49.560