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Speaker 1: Scott You ready, Oh, I'm ready, laugh and laughing.

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Speaker 2: Low Man arrested, great start, more than one thousand home intrusions, says,

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Speaker 2: but it's his hobby.

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Speaker 3: Well, hobbies are so important these days, more than ever.

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Speaker 3: So before I cast the stone of judgment, I'm just

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Speaker 3: gonna sit back, relax, and listen to our theme song

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Speaker 3: on bananas.

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Speaker 4: All the way around the world that doesn't thank you?

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Speaker 4: Got this streaby driving me, Babya's Baby Bananada driving we pas, baby.

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Speaker 2: Guys, gowns, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt

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Speaker 2: Brown Older.

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Speaker 3: I'm Banana Boy number two Scotty Landis. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was. Everyone's

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Speaker 3: welcome here. We're glad to have you, and tell your

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Speaker 3: friends about us. We'd love to get some new ban animals.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? That would be so sweet. Tell

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Speaker 2: him that we have a nice holiday version of our

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Speaker 2: theme song that we play in December, and tell him

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Speaker 2: that's the kind of attention to detail you you could

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Speaker 2: come to expect from this very educational podcast.

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, we teach people so much about so many things,

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Speaker 3: it's hard to even explain it. So I rarely do,

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Speaker 3: so you were just in Dender I've had.

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Speaker 2: The last seven days have been the most looney tuned in,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like I did after midnight on Monday.

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Speaker 2: can't even remember. Wednesday, I had like second to last

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Speaker 2: that this sketch idear Kimmel. On Thursday, Oh, thanks man.

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Speaker 2: And then Thursday all day was shooting that and then

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Speaker 2: holiday light light ceremony. And then Friday, woke up, got

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Speaker 2: That on Saturday and then flew back Saturday evening, landed,

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Speaker 2: We were there until like two in the morning, then

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, well that's a good week.

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Speaker 3: See, people are always like, oh, I'm so busy, I

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Speaker 3: so busy, ladies and germs, that's what busy sounds like. Well,

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Speaker 3: because Kurt, you also have to be on for a

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Speaker 2: But that's like socially being on, do you know what

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Speaker 3: Right, you have to be like, this is I am father,

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Speaker 3: Well I also saw you on After Midnight with Memory

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Speaker 2: And if you want to send us strange news to yeah,

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Speaker 2: But if you just send us banana related things, just

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Speaker 2: We appreciate your love, and we appreciate you thinking about us,

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Speaker 3: All right, I hope Ben Affleck did write a movie

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Speaker 3: Man proposes to girlfriend with a piece of cheese next

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Speaker 3: Healey knows no bounds. She's a woman without limits. Eighteen

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Speaker 3: pants lovebirds. If you're a smarty pants love bird, good

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Speaker 3: for you.

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Speaker 1: Then.

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Speaker 3: They recently returned to Georgia Tech, where Punjabi surprised apple

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Speaker 3: War with a cheesy and fitting marriage proposal. We did

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Speaker 3: everything we loved doing when we were undergrads, including sneaking

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Speaker 3: into the football stadium, she explained, and at the end

445
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Speaker 3: of the walk, Yash took me to the same dumpster

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Speaker 3: and asked me to marry him by writing it on

447
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Speaker 3: a piece of cheese.

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Speaker 2: That's so great. It's really good. That's like a good, good, thoughtful,

449
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Speaker 2: especially for like a straight up engineer nerd. You would

450
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Speaker 2: assume it's just all math up there. That's a very

451
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Speaker 2: romantic person.

452
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Speaker 1: He ran the numbers. We did bubbah bah.

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Speaker 3: The campus visit was all part of Yash's plan to

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Speaker 3: surprise the love of his life. The Georgia Tech LinkedIn

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Speaker 3: page so you know it's good. You know you're having

456
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Speaker 3: a great time. If you're following Georgia Tech on LinkedIn.

457
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Speaker 3: Can you imagine a more fun account than that Georgia

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Speaker 3: Tech LinkedIn page just all Engineers, just cracking wise, alongside

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Speaker 3: a photo of the happy couple posing with the university's

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Speaker 3: yellow jacket mascot, Buzz, who was on hand to witness

461
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Speaker 3: the proposal. Okay he pulled out every stop Apple War

462
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Speaker 3: proclaimed it is every over enthusiastic alum's dream for Buzz

463
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Speaker 3: to show up for important student events or alumni milestones,

464
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Speaker 3: and everything about this day was perfect. The walk, our

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Speaker 3: families and friends being there to celebrate after and Buzz

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Speaker 3: showing up. She concluded, So, congratulations you two love birds.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, I'm confused this to Buzzes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Buzzes, they are tech mascot is a yellow jack.

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Speaker 2: He's a mascot. Thanks.

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Speaker 3: So it's a giant bee mascot or a yellowjacket mascot.

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Speaker 3: And you know, I guess it's a big deal of

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Speaker 3: Buzz shows up.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: That's great. That means that this was a this was

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Speaker 2: an event worthy of like a sporting mascot. So he

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Speaker 2: proposes and then there's a giant bee there or is

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Speaker 2: there a giant bee there? And then he proposes.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, there wasn't video.

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Speaker 3: There were photos and they are a very cute couple

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Speaker 3: and they're like smiling so big it's that you could

481
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Speaker 3: tell they're having day. But I think I think Yash

482
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Speaker 3: planned the whole thing to have friends, family and buzz

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Speaker 3: the mascot yellowjacket near the dumpster outside of Smith Residence Hall.

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Speaker 1: Did they?

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Speaker 3: I will say ba Hernandez didn't mention what kind of

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Speaker 3: cheese it was, which is interesting.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the only thing I can imagine is like

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Speaker 2: it's a cheese stick and he wrote in marker on

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Speaker 2: the outside of on the plastic wrapper of.

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Speaker 1: The cheese like draft single, right.

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Speaker 2: Or a craft single or you know what. They do

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Speaker 2: have those like little it might be from like the

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Speaker 2: the residence hall or whatever, Like they're like little squares

494
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Speaker 2: of thicker cheese that you can put on crackers that

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Speaker 2: are like like wrapped up in plastic.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it is I think it was a whole stick

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Speaker 3: of just cracker barrel Havardi, just the whole thing of Havardy.

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Speaker 1: Just because then you just have to say when do

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Speaker 1: I throw this away?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: How long you have to carry a half a pound

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Speaker 3: of Havardi cheese? That in smeary sharpie says, do you

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Speaker 3: want to go out with me?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 3: Or en?

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Speaker 1: Question?

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Speaker 2: Mark? What you do with that is you put it

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Speaker 2: on the dumps dirt, you take a photograph, you print

509
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Speaker 2: that photograph, you frame it. You throw that.

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Speaker 1: Cheese right in the trash.

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Speaker 2: Or you eat it that night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you eat it right away.

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Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna say to eat it, eat it,

514
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Speaker 3: get yourself backed up for two weeks and just remember

515
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Speaker 3: how special that night was.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty sweet. Though.

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Speaker 3: Atlanta and Animals did the Varsity close? It's a it

518
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 3: was a big restaurant that I loved going to fifteen

519
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 3: years ago, but I think it might have closed. And

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00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 3: it's right near Georgia Tech. So Atlanta and Animals dm

521
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Speaker 3: ME did the Varsity close that Kurt. They were famous

522
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Speaker 3: for their slaw dogs, hot dogs with heaping poles of

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Speaker 3: Coles law on them.

524
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Speaker 2: That's why isn't that more common?

525
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Speaker 3: They had incredible sides. They had like an orange dreamsickle

526
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 3: thing that you would drink. And then all the women

527
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 3: that worked there were local Atlanta women who Well, I

528
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 3: was about to say, pretended like they hated you, but

529
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 3: I think just hated you.

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Speaker 1: And they would say what you have, what you have?

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Speaker 1: What you have?

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Speaker 3: When you walked up to them, they would just say

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Speaker 3: what you have, and you'd be like, I'll take two

534
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Speaker 3: slaw dogs.

535
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Speaker 1: And onion rings and an orange dream circle.

536
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Speaker 3: And then they would just put their hand out with

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Speaker 3: the amount of money that you needed. And then it

538
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 3: was great. They made you feel like shit. The food

539
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 3: was delicious, it was a huge drive in walk in.

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Speaker 1: It was awesome.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Awesome. I hope the Varsity is still there.

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Speaker 2: Why not have silly thing that everybody has to like

544
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Speaker 2: that you say to the people. If you have a

545
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Speaker 2: place of business, why not instruct everyone to have a

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Speaker 2: an idiosyncratic thing to say to the person when they

547
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Speaker 2: walk up. I think that's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Show me your wallet.

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00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I would say, and then everybody

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Speaker 3: just awkwardly pulls out their wallet. Okay, welcome to Scooties,

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Speaker 3: Home of the signed. Have ardy cheese stick?

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Speaker 2: Should I tease us into ooh some thumbs?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Most mysterious song on the Internet identified after seventeen years

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Speaker 2: and the band was oblivious to the online phenomenon.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I wish it's the Oh Holy Night worst cover

557
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Speaker 3: ever that my family listens to every Christmas, which is

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00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 3: still brings a tear to my eye.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up.

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Speaker 3: First of all, Kurti B and I are thumbs up

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Speaker 3: in Kureen Sovie, who is getting a thumbs up from

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Speaker 3: the Banana Boys for creating our Pinterest account. Bananas has

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Speaker 3: a beautiful pinterest sport and Coreen built it and she

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00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 3: turned into something amazing. She keeps posting on it. So

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00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 3: if you like the Bananas Podcast and you like Pinterest,

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Speaker 3: follow us, have some fun, contribute pin us whatever you do.

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Speaker 3: But thank you thumbs up for going way above and beyond, Coreen.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate you so much.

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Speaker 3: Also, she's come to our live shows too, and that's

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Speaker 3: a great great Bananamal great gal. Jimmy is thumbing himself up.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy never enjoyed haircuts, getting them, he means, but recently

572
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Speaker 3: he's been growing his hair out and cutting it off

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Speaker 3: for organizations like wigs for kids who need them send

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Speaker 3: a photo cut. He had very long hair and that's

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Speaker 3: such a great thing to do. So if you're in

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Speaker 3: the giving spirit this year and you want to do

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Speaker 3: something like that, Google wigs for kids and see if

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Speaker 3: you can donate.

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Speaker 1: Your luscious locks.

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Speaker 2: Thumbs up.

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Speaker 3: Thumbs up to that. This one I just found. I

582
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Speaker 3: was having a DM exchange with a bananimal, Lucia Hower,

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Speaker 3: who started something called Backpack Buddies when she was nine

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Speaker 3: years old. It's been fifteen years later. They've donated over

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Speaker 3: fourteen hundred backpacks and school supplies to Virginia students. So

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Speaker 3: it was just a kid started a charity fifteen years later,

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Speaker 3: it's still going strong. I noticed the charity and say,

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Speaker 3: what's the deal? Like, I was like, oh, we'll donate

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Speaker 3: or something, and found out that Lucia, who listens to

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Speaker 3: the podcast, started this years ago. Never brought it up,

591
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 3: you know, just doing her thing. But yeah, fourteen hundred

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Speaker 3: backpacks and school supplies for Virginia students. What a nice

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Speaker 3: Jimmy and Lucia, what nice people? Right on, let me see,

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Speaker 3: let's end on a fun one here. This is a

595
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Speaker 3: fun one. Oh, Kurt, you're gonna love this.

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Speaker 1: Kelly.

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Speaker 3: Kelly is thumbing her brother Scott up for being named

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Speaker 3: one of the top rated lawyers in our very favorite magazine.

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Speaker 3: Yes super lawyers love super Lawyers. Scott is a super

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Speaker 3: lawyer in wichitaal so thumbs up to you, Scott Thumb.

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Speaker 3: You top rated Wichita lawyer in the greatest magazine in

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Speaker 3: the universe.

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Speaker 2: These super lawyer, super Lawyer Our lawyers.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that so great? And thank you Kelly Good Thanks

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Speaker 3: to everybody who send stuff in.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Thumbs up thumb. I got to give it up for

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Speaker 2: the lawyers to name it super Lawyers. Is it's the

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Speaker 2: best name for a magazine. I don't you know. It

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Speaker 2: could have been so many other things. It could have

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Speaker 2: been Lawyers in Profile, it could have been it could

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Speaker 2: have been Lawyer Today or Lawyers Monthly. But super Lawyers

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Speaker 2: is just also do pete. My question is this, This

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Speaker 2: is what I want to know. Do lawyers pick up

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Speaker 2: Super Lawyers and say, let me give this a read

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Speaker 2: or do lawyers who's reading.

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Speaker 3: Super Lawer they do think only lawyers are mentioned?

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Speaker 4: Ye?

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Speaker 3: I already I only think super lawyers. I already think

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Speaker 3: lawyers read super Lawyers. I don't know then who else

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Speaker 3: would be slightly interested in that?

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Speaker 2: Knowing who's a super lawyer.

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Speaker 3: There's a magazine in the South. My friend used to

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Speaker 3: have it on our coffee table. That were just all

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00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 3: men who didn't pay child support. It was just photos

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00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 3: of men who didn't pay child support.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's a I remember. I think it was

628
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Speaker 2: in Michigan magazines, full magazines that are just mug shots,

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Speaker 2: just called mug shots, and it's just mug shots.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: You want to hear this article, Scotty.

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Speaker 3: I would love nothing more in my whole life than

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Speaker 3: to hear this article.

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Speaker 2: Most mysterious song on the Internet identified after seventeen years.

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Speaker 2: This was in CBS News. This was sent in by

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Speaker 2: Matt Wood.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Matt, Thank you mattuh.

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Speaker 2: CBS News written by ooh.

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Speaker 1: Who typed this one out beautifully?

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Speaker 2: Nobody, man, they are.

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Speaker 1: The Internet these Maybe it was a mistake after.

642
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Speaker 2: All, magically appeared on their website.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: For the last seventeen years, a worldwide army of online

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Speaker 2: sleuths obsessively tried to figure out the title of what

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Speaker 2: has been dubbed the most Mysterious song on the Internet.

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Speaker 2: Now they have the answer, after a chance discovery by

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Speaker 2: one intrepid researcher who triumphantly reported his breakthrough on online

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Speaker 2: forum Reddit. It is called Subways of your Mind and

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Speaker 2: recorded by a little known nineteen eighties German band called

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Speaker 2: f e x Okay. Former band members are absolutely overwhelmed

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Speaker 2: by the news. Sixty eight year old Michael Hedrick, who

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Speaker 2: played keyboard and guitar and sank backup vocals for FEX,

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Speaker 2: told Dershpiegel magazine the band had been oblivious to the

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Speaker 2: online phenomenon. How the mystery unfolded. Mystery begins in two

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Speaker 2: thousand and seven when a German brother and sister uploaded

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Speaker 2: a track online that they had digitized after originally recording

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Speaker 2: it as Teenagers on a cassette from the radio. As

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Speaker 2: a Rolling Stone reported in twenty nineteen, the tape mostly

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Speaker 2: featured songs from popular bands like XTC and The Cure,

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00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 2: as well as one particular song that remained a mystery

662
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: until now. The German siblings asked for help to identify

663
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: it in audio files soon took up the challenge. The

664
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 2: track did not show up in any music databases, but

665
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 2: online truths sleuths tried to work out what instrument could

666
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 2: be heard and analyzed the lead singer's accent. Initial attempts

667
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: to identify the song soon classified by many as being

668
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 2: in the nineteen eighties new wave genre yielded little. It

669
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 2: was only when the track was uploaded onto Reddit in

670
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen that global interest exploded. A Reddit sub forum

671
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 2: called the Mysterious Song attracted tens of thousands tens of

672
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 2: thousands of members, and the hunt was reported on in

673
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 2: German media and beyond. The big breakthrough finally came earlier

674
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 2: this week, when a user called margin one four one

675
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 2: do said he had identified the song as Subways of

676
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: Your Mind. He said he came across former f EX

677
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: members while researching an event for up and coming bands

678
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: that had been organized in the nineteen eighties by a

679
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: public broadcaster in northern Germany.

680
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:12,919
Speaker 1: Wow.

681
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 2: The reddit user wrote that he had reached out to

682
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Speaker 2: members of what was a four piece outfit from the

683
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 2: northern city of Kiel, who sent him a version of

684
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 2: the mystery song and revealed its long sought after name.

685
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: Margin fourteen twelve wrote after I emailed him back that

686
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: the song is actually quite famous lost song, a famous

687
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 2: los song. He asked me not to go public with

688
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: it until he spoke to his old band members. In

689
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 2: the meantime, though the song did get registered at the

690
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 2: German Performance Rights organizations GEMMA and people found out about it,

691
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: but I'm happy to say that the band members agreed

692
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 2: for me to go public with it. Wow, Heydrick is

693
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 2: still a musician, he told Derspiegel, and it was the

694
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 2: first time he heard about the massive search effort. I

695
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 2: thought it was amazing that someone was interested in music

696
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: by a band that was only successful regionally, if at all,

697
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 2: and that was forty Head.

698
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 1: That's cool. That's a cool to except the reality.

699
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be real about it, be like its regionally successful.

700
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: Hey, that's plenty.

701
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, music seems so hard, Like when you look at

702
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 3: the arts, there is a scale of difficulty and music

703
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 3: to be successful in the music business feels harder than

704
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,720
Speaker 3: becoming a movie star in my opinion.

705
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really, it really truly does, because there's just

706
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: so many amazing bands that I think have they have

707
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 2: day jobs of you know, like bands that are like

708
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 2: some of my favorite bands. I remember seeing I remember

709
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 2: going to Great Jones. It was I think it was

710
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 2: just called Great Jones. It was a bar on Great

711
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 2: John Street. Yes, and the basis from Pavement work there

712
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 2: in like the mid two thousands. Yeah, Pavement was like

713
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 2: the biggest indie band Seminal band from nineteen ninety two

714
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 2: until nineteen ninety eight, and by two thousand and two

715
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 2: the bassist was a bartender. You know, yeah, that's crazy,

716
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 2: sounds good.

717
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a good thing that it is crazy.

718
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 3: When I was when I was in Tihiti a couple

719
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 3: of years ago, and we would go to this bar

720
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 3: called the Blue Banana. I mean it's a restaurant and

721
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 3: it was very fun and very good. But most nights

722
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 3: they had a woman singing and she was probably somewhere

723
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 3: between eighteen to twenty five.

724
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 1: She was young.

725
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 3: She was a beautiful Polynesian woman who could sing the

726
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 3: lights out. And I was sitting there thinking like, yeah,

727
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 3: I really hope somebody like the rock or some actual

728
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 3: megastar big comes here and goes, we gotta get this

729
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 3: person famous. It was it was wild to me that

730
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 3: somebody's so talented was just singing at a place called

731
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 3: the Blue Banana that serves like seafood and pizza.

732
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 1: And I was like, but.

733
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 3: That's Everybody has a friend or a sibling who can

734
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 3: sing incredibly. Everybody is related to somebody is like the

735
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 3: best guitarist they've ever heard.

736
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was living in New Jersey in twenty sixteen,

737
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 2: twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, more I was sick, I would

738
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 2: go to Asbury Park and at that time there was

739
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 2: a bar on the beach called Asbury Park Yacht Club,

740
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 2: which is now a different bar. It doesn't it Asbar

741
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 2: Yacht Club does not exist. But this band deal Casino

742
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 2: had a weekly residence. So every week they would play

743
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 2: and I just would go there and I was like

744
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 2: drinking a lot because my mom was dying and I

745
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 2: was like in a bad place, but I would go

746
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: there and watch them, and I remember just one night

747
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 2: just being so drunk, just being like, I gotta get

748
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 2: these guys. I gotta get them on the Tonight Show.

749
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 2: They gotta be famous to the best band I've ever heard,

750
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 2: And they legitimately were an excellent band. And you can

751
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 2: now go the lead singer. He's now a solo artist

752
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 2: called Joe P. And he's on Instagram, is doing very

753
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: well and he's got great songs that you go listen to.

754
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: Joe P from that very nice There we Go.

755
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 3: I are our friend, friend of the pod and and

756
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 3: also recorded a version of our theme Jesse Peyo pomp Pomps.

757
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:07,439
Speaker 3: She and I text each other this same Instagram reel

758
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 3: once every couple of weeks, and there.

759
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I almost get I was cant talk about it.

760
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,720
Speaker 3: I laughed so hard. It's a it's a guy who's

761
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 3: named Mick Hucknall, and.

762
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to post to the stories.

763
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 3: I don't know if any single YouTube video or digital

764
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 3: video has.

765
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: Ever made me laugh harder.

766
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 3: And you can't understand what he's singing, but it's like

767
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 3: a guy singing in the backyard at some just gathering

768
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 3: and he gets up there with a lot of confidence,

769
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 3: and when he starts singing, it is beyond human comprehension.

770
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 3: I've watched the video. I don't know, honestly, I've I

771
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 3: needed two hundred times. There hasn't been a single time

772
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 3: I haven't laughed.

773
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm laughing. So I'm laughing right now.

774
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 3: Out thinking about Mick huck naw and something about the

775
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 3: real like the guy puts, you know, like writing Chiro

776
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,919
Speaker 3: or whatever on the screen. It's just says to sit

777
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 3: back and listen to the smooth sounds of Mick Hucknall,

778
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 3: and it's oh my god. I'm gonna post it whenever

779
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: this week comes out or whenever this episode comes out,

780
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 3: I'm gonna post it every day in the stories. It's

781
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 3: so bad that I and I watch it and I'm like,

782
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 3: Jesse is a great singer. I'm like, we need to

783
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 3: hire a linguist to figure out what lyrics he's singing.

784
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 3: Jesse said she's going to do a cover of it.

785
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 3: Oh man, it truly makes me cry with laughter every time.

786
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 3: It's so bad, weird, it's pure bananas absurd, and the

787
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 3: fact that somebody uploaded it to the internet makes me laugh.

788
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: The thing that makes me laugh even harder.

789
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 3: Somebody saw it because the world needs to see this.

790
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 3: Mick huck No, my god, that gets me. Nere we

791
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 3: go see, I'll go to.

792
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: Let me see which one I want to do?

793
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 3: Here?

794
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: Got quite a few.

795
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 3: Oh, this one's there's an educational one. It is an

796
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 3: educational podcast after all. Shosh Kabob sent this in.

797
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: Thank you.

798
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,399
Speaker 3: That's very nice of you to send it in. This

799
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 3: was on CNN dot Com, written by Jocelyn Solis Moreya.

800
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: She's good.

801
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 3: She is by far the best over there at CNN.

802
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 3: She's best in the beeswax Kurt, Yes, Doctor's Warren, don't

803
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 3: sit on the toilet for more than ten minutes.

804
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: Exclamation point. Okay, okay, education.

805
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 2: This is actually very good for parents, Yes, because the

806
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: bathroom is sometimes a refuge for parents.

807
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 3: Well, that's why I liked that Jocelyn's middle or hyphened

808
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 3: is Solace right in the middle Jocelyn's Solace morea. You

809
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 3: need a moment of solace, and it's nice to have

810
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 3: a seat sometimes. And also I like Jocelyn writes in

811
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 3: a very Internet casual way. She really is the best

812
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 3: in the business. Let's be honest. She says, people have

813
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 3: a habit of bringing their phones into the bathroom. Thank

814
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 3: you for your honesty. They're joscein Solace morea. I've been

815
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 3: guilty of it myself. And chances are that someone is

816
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 3: on the toilet reading this article right now. Chances are

817
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 3: somebody's on the toilet listening to this podcast right now.

818
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 3: I would prefer if that's the only way people listen

819
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 3: to this podcast.

820
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 2: What a relief under ten minutes at a time.

821
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, ten minutes. It's like, guys, your listenership is growing,

822
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 3: You're getting more listens but for way shorter amounts of time.

823
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 3: It's easy for a three minute trip to the lou

824
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 3: to turn into fifteen minutes of reading, scrolling, and posting.

825
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 3: It might seem harmless, a way to pass the time

826
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 3: when you're going number two. However, experts warn that what

827
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 3: they called prolonged sitting on the toilet can harm your health.

828
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 3: It's even experts call experts call at a number two. However,

829
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 3: experts warn that what they call prolonged city.

830
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 2: Sitting out the toilet.

831
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're they're at a very technical name, prolonged sitting.

832
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: Prolonged sitting on the tolet.

833
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 2: Citing gets you a prolapsed asshole?

834
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: Is that you like?

835
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 3: It's even been connected to an increased risk of hemorrhoids

836
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 3: and weaken pelvic muscles. You don't want weak pelvic muscles.

837
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 3: You want those pelvic.

838
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: Muscles benching to three hundred pounds each.

839
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 2: You want to be able to pick up dice with

840
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 2: your butthole.

841
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

842
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 3: When patient oh, doctor LIESU a colorectal surgeon at University

843
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 3: of Texas Southwestern Medical Center that's in Dallas, Texas.

844
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 2: All right, I.

845
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 3: Believe we've got to go to Dallas, Texas. We got

846
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 3: to do a live show there.

847
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: That's will they have.

848
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 3: We have a big listenership there, We've got to do

849
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 3: Dallas Fort Worth that seems good to me.

850
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 2: Or I'll set it up.

851
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: That's fun. We're coming for you people.

852
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 3: Oh this is what doctor you said when patients present

853
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 3: to me with complaints. One of the main areas that

854
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 3: we have to delve into is delve into deeply. Is

855
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 3: spending too much time on the toilet?

856
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 2: And now that people got bid days is taken days

857
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: for days? Yeah, exactly, you can be day for day.

858
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 3: Dude, I got it. You just reminded me of a

859
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 3: story I've never told in this podcast. On this right, No,

860
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 3: got it, people should spend an average of five to

861
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 3: ten minutes on the john. According to doctor for Farah Monzer,

862
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 3: an assistant Professor of medicine and director of the Inflammatory

863
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 3: Ball Disease Center in Stony Brook Medicine, Long Island, New York.

864
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 3: What a fun place to drive up to every day?

865
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 3: What does their parking garage look like? Not as funny

866
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 3: as it should? Why is it a problem if you

867
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 3: stay longer? Well, first, there's a short physics lesson involved.

868
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 3: Gravity keeps us grounded to Earth, but the same gravity

869
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,240
Speaker 3: also forces the body to work harder to pump blood.

870
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 3: Back up to the heart. Okay, Oh, the open, oval

871
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 3: shaped toilet seat compresses the buttocks. Yeah right, keep trying. Yeah,

872
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 3: nothing compresses these buttocks.

873
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 2: Not mine. I got two pillows, that's damn right.

874
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: Mine are like two frozen canalos. Back.

875
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 3: There ain't nothing compressing these buttocks keeping the rectum in

876
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 3: the lower position than if you're sitting, say on the couch,

877
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 3: with gravity pulling the lower half of the body down.

878
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 3: That increase pressure affects your blood circulation.

879
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: It becomes a.

880
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 3: One wea V valve where blood excuse me, yes we're

881
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 3: blood enters, but blood really can't go back up. As

882
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 3: a result, the veins and blood vessels surrounding the anus

883
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 3: and lower rectum become enlarged and engorged with blood, increasing

884
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 3: the risk of hemorrhoids. To avoid spending this is why

885
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 3: I think there's this one quote. Oh yeah, I'm coming

886
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 3: up to it. There's one thing that when I read

887
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 3: this article, like and that's the quote, I needed to

888
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 3: avoid spending too much time on the porcelain throne. Doctor

889
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 3: Lance Orodomo and interventional gastro Entrologists at City of Hope,

890
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 3: Orange County in Irvine, California, The Golden State. Advise keeping phones,

891
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 3: magazines and books out of the bathroom, keeping phones, magazines

892
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 3: and books all the bathroom, Doctor Lance, have you.

893
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: Lost your mind? Like Kurt needs this alone time? He's

894
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: never alone.

895
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 2: I really am never alone.

896
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 3: The funniest is you and I are of the age

897
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 3: were way before cell phones where you would have those things,

898
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 3: where you'd be like, there's no magazine of books anything,

899
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 3: So you just start reading the backs of shampoo bottles

900
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 3: and soap and.

901
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was oxy clean, and it was before

902
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 5: each The back of every shampoo bottle was like a

903
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 5: long story about the founder's journey to finding why they

904
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 5: want to make shampoo.

905
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, that all feels like AI wrote that back then

906
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 3: or breaks it now, but it just feels like this

907
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 3: is absolute blowny. So doctor Lance Orodomo, the biggest bummer

908
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 3: in the bathroom ever, says, you don't want to go

909
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 3: with the mindset that you're going to be there for

910
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 3: a long time, because you're going to want to bring

911
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 3: something to keep your mind occupied. He said, this is

912
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 3: the end quote of this article makes sitting on the

913
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 3: toilet as uninteresting as possible.

914
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: Here's here's I love that quote.

915
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 2: Here's the way to do it, I think, and it's

916
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 2: happened to me a couple times. We go into a

917
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 2: bathroom someone's house, rarely at someone's house, usually an establishment,

918
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 2: and there's a floor to ceiling mirror facing you, so

919
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 2: then you have to look at yourself on the toilet. Yes,

920
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 2: that'll make you get up a s a p.

921
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: It is humiliate yourself.

922
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 2: Taking a dump is the most so vulnerable, vulnerable, humiliating experience.

923
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: It's like, why are we forcing there's like the only

924
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 2: like people want to watch themselves have sex. They don't

925
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 2: want to watch themselves defecate, do you know? Yeah, just

926
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 2: put one of those in every in everyone.

927
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: Then we're gonna that's what you're into when you're having sex.

928
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 3: And you know, we're not gonna judge if your adults

929
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 3: and your consenting do whatever weird thing in front of

930
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 3: the mirror you want to, we don't judge. The first

931
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 3: time I ever used a bidet, you mentioned bedets, it

932
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 3: was a Japanese toilet, but it was in Paris, France.

933
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 3: So I go into this bathroom. Never see a Japanese toilet,

934
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 3: heated seats, the I mean this thing out to work

935
00:48:58,960 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 3: remote control on the wall.

936
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, sit down.

937
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 3: I'm uh with a lady friend, not in the bathroom

938
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 3: but in the hotel, and I am like pushing all

939
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 3: the buttons, which is what you would do, and you know,

940
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 3: one spraise air freshener. One does something I can't see,

941
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, I wonder which one's the bed

942
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 3: day And so then I push this one button and

943
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 3: the biddet starts and it is a kill shop.

944
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: It is a direct hit.

945
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 3: And I'm assuming that it runs for you know, ten seconds,

946
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 3: fifteen seconds, and.

947
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: It keeps going yeah, and it is fired.

948
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 3: I cannot find the off button on this thing to

949
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 3: save my life because it's a Toto that company. It's

950
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 3: written in Japanese. I'm hitting all the buttons. Lights are

951
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 3: coming on. I wish it wasn't. Yeah, exactly, I wish that,

952
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 3: but that wasn't the case. But everything happening behind it's flushing,

953
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 3: but that be they is still going. And the problem

954
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 3: is the bday is so powerful that I know that

955
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 3: if I stand up, it's going to just shoot into

956
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 3: the room, shoot me, soak everything. So I am like

957
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, can I unplug this whole toilet?

958
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: Like is there?

959
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 3: And you can, but it's built to the wall, so

960
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 3: I can't and I'm pushing every button combo I possibly can,

961
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 3: and now time's going.

962
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: So I just went in.

963
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 3: There for a quick pee to like hit the road,

964
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,959
Speaker 3: and now I've been there so long trying to figure

965
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 3: this out. That poor person was probably like this gentleman

966
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 3: is destroying this hotel's plumbing system, right, And I'm and

967
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, can I stand up quick enough and close

968
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 3: the seat where it won't spray me? And then I

969
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 3: can figure it out later, or then I can go

970
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 3: explain myself. And finally I pushed like this thing in

971
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 3: the upper right corner that was just a bar. It

972
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 3: looked like just it didn't have a depth, it did

973
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 3: wasn't round. It was just a little like minus sign line.

974
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 3: And I'm like God, and I push that and it

975
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 3: just powers down and goes back into the toilet and

976
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 3: I got out of there, and I'm like, next, but also,

977
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 3: how did you know? And like it was the best

978
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 3: case scenario is that I was sitting and blocking the toilet.

979
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 3: I wasn't just standing next to it.

980
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, pressing buttons to see what was all about?

981
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, with the speech before the wedding written in a

982
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 3: sloppy ink, but yeah it was. It made me look

983
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 3: like absolutely sane. And then meanwhile, I'm sitting there just

984
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 3: getting blasted for a full five minutes, full throttle, right

985
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 3: to where the.

986
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: Sun occasionally shines. And that's that.

987
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 3: That's a teachable moment, pushed a little subtraction line.

988
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 2: And that's how you end Bananas with a bidet with

989
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 2: a NonStop baday. May your day be like a NonStop bday, folks,

990
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 2: just delightful and refreshing.

991
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I liked that NonStop the day today, this has

992
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 3: been bananas.

993
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: A double whammy on that one.

994
00:51:53,640 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bananas is an exactly right media production.

995
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

996
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

997
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

998
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 3: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

999
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 3: Georgia Hartstart

1000
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern