Speaker 1: The Knickki Glaser podcast.
Speaker 2: Glaser.
Speaker 3: Here's Nikki.
Speaker 4: Hello here, I am welcome to the podcast. It's Nikki
Speaker 4: Glazer podcast. Just for anyone watching on YouTube. If my
Speaker 4: skin looks disgusting, it's because I got a Morpheus eight
Speaker 4: laser like staple gun in my face two days ago.
Speaker 1: So the past two days my face.
Speaker 4: I'm not supposed to wear makeup, but I did put
Speaker 4: it on for this and then I take it off
Speaker 4: immediately because it's just too disturbing. I was thinking I'll
Speaker 4: just not wear makeup and say that I had a facial,
Speaker 4: like I don't care, but.
Speaker 1: If someone clipped it, people would be warm.
Speaker 4: And I was like, maybe I'll hold a sign the
Speaker 4: whole time next to my face that says like I
Speaker 4: had a laser facial, this isn't my real face.
Speaker 1: So you just can't.
Speaker 4: You can't get away with things because they get clipped dominant.
Speaker 1: It is a great question.
Speaker 4: Not really sure because it seems to have like it's
Speaker 4: cut up my face pretty severely, like I have actual
Speaker 4: abrasions on my face from it, like it's cut like
Speaker 4: Anya is here, by the way, Tailor's here, Noah's here,
Speaker 4: Brian's here. Anya you've had this done before. Did you
Speaker 4: have actual cuts on your face? Because I have, She said,
Speaker 4: I might have scratches, And I do have lines and
Speaker 4: scratches and cuts.
Speaker 5: I don't all over my face, No, but I did
Speaker 5: look like a fucking piece of work, like someone like
Speaker 5: a tractor trailer just drove over my face.
Speaker 1: So you did have so that's cuts.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't have cuts. It just was like you know,
Speaker 5: when you get like, have you ever had fratzel, you
Speaker 5: have like wild scabs.
Speaker 6: But if a tractor trailer drove over your face, you
Speaker 6: would have cuts. So the analogy has been placed into question.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm saying road rash only, h are Oh I
Speaker 7: think I had like long like you're talking like a
Speaker 7: razor blade cut kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I I have like a chunk missing from
Speaker 4: my nose, like it feels like it. It really felt
Speaker 4: like a staple gun. I mean that's what she compared
Speaker 4: it to. Its very painful.
Speaker 1: I had to be.
Speaker 4: Numbed for I put numbing cream on your face, which
Speaker 4: I've had. I mean, I've had a million injections in
Speaker 4: my life and different face things, and they put the
Speaker 4: numb and creon and it's usually on for like fifteen
Speaker 4: to twenty minutes. She was like, this needs me on
Speaker 4: an hour because this is so painful.
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 4: I originally even got this because I heard Anya was like,
Speaker 4: I did this radio frequency thing. It's pain free. It
Speaker 4: just feels like they're rubbing a dildo in your face. Yes,
Speaker 4: But then I asked you what's it called? And you
Speaker 4: said the Morpheus eight. And so I went in that
Speaker 4: day and I said, can I have the Morpheus eight?
Speaker 3: And then can I have the Anya?
Speaker 4: I went in the next time to get it, and
Speaker 4: they were like, this is the most painful one. I
Speaker 4: was like, that's not the one my friend had, OK.
Speaker 4: And then I went back to you and I was like,
Speaker 4: did you actually have the Morpheus eight?
Speaker 1: And you were like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: And then I was like, oh wait, I think I'm
Speaker 4: in too deep. But then I couldn't get at that
Speaker 4: time because I had to be on TV the next day,
Speaker 4: and they were like, absolutely no makeup. And so I
Speaker 4: went back this week because I don't have any TV.
Speaker 4: I just have this and I'm not supposed to be
Speaker 4: wearing makeup, but I do. What's the wholest powerful thing
Speaker 4: the hope is building collagen. It triggers the underneath layer
Speaker 4: of the skin. No, what if you want to look
Speaker 4: up like what it does. I would love maybe a
Speaker 4: description because I really don't know.
Speaker 1: I just go to these things.
Speaker 5: That's a descriptions titans. So it's like for people that.
Speaker 1: Are it doesn't lift anything.
Speaker 5: By the way, it three minds to show up.
Speaker 4: Just so she told me it doesn't lift. She said,
Speaker 4: don't don't look for lasers to lift. They're never gonna lift.
Speaker 4: That's not gonna happens. Theres going on into your dermal.
Speaker 4: Don't lay look for these things to lift, she said.
Speaker 4: Maybe she's wrong, but like she was like smoothing. So
Speaker 4: it says I don't know what this means. But it
Speaker 4: remodels and contours the face and body via subdermal at
Speaker 4: a post remodeling.
Speaker 1: Okay, I had Nate Burkis and.
Speaker 3: Around is something that happens after you die at a
Speaker 3: post something or maybe that's just the fat that comes out,
Speaker 3: Yeah you die, Cyril wack or performing it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's supposed to it's supposed to penetrate deep
Speaker 2: into the skin and fat for smoother and sleeker appearance.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, so it's it's it really was like a
Speaker 1: gould drink could drink drink drink.
Speaker 4: Like it's all over your first It hurts so bad,
Speaker 4: even with the numbing stuff, which is fine because it's
Speaker 4: like something like nine hundred dollars. It's ridiculous. But a
Speaker 4: shout out to to Nayak. If you're in Saint Louis,
Speaker 4: definitely go to Nyak. They know what they're doing. Everyone
Speaker 4: there is fucking gorgeous. Jen there, Jen Jones is Uh,
Speaker 4: it's my favorite she. I love her so much. She
Speaker 4: consults me in a But here's the thing I will say.
Speaker 6: That shout out to West Nayaka City in New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out there.
Speaker 5: Shout out to my bank account that is missing nine
Speaker 5: hundred dollars after many treatments.
Speaker 4: Uh, it is all it's it's a lot of money,
Speaker 4: but it's it's all worth it. But I this was
Speaker 4: what I was confused about, because I'm like, I go
Speaker 4: in there and I'm asking about like dents in my face,
Speaker 4: the things I'm seeing. And by the way, I did
Speaker 4: see a YouTube clip the other day of our show,
Speaker 4: and I just clicked on it to like watch a
Speaker 4: second of it, and you can't miss a comment because
Speaker 4: they just staple a comment to the top, And so
Speaker 4: I hate comments. And someone did say, can we all
Speaker 4: agree Nikki's face hasn't changed. That's very nice. Please don't
Speaker 4: think that some days I have bad days, some days
Speaker 4: I have good. I'd rather no one comment on it all.
Speaker 4: And I know you're like, well, what you comment on it?
Speaker 4: Are you not supposed to comment on it? Yeah, you
Speaker 4: could just not write a comment.
Speaker 6: On If I do write a comment, just not about
Speaker 6: because we need the comment to engage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so leave a comment. But I guess I
Speaker 4: would be a frustrated. If I was a listener, I
Speaker 4: was like, will you talk about your face?
Speaker 1: We can't weigh in? Can I just talk about my
Speaker 1: face without you?
Speaker 2: Haig in?
Speaker 1: Does I give you a write? But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it does, maybe it does, listen, that's up to you. Whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna read it, but I did read one
Speaker 4: because they're staple to the fucking top and I can't
Speaker 4: watch a clip with myself without I can't show interest
Speaker 4: in my own show without having some kind of insight
Speaker 4: from a stranger. But so they were uh, but I
Speaker 4: just want to say, yeah, whatever, that's I guess that's
Speaker 4: my point. But then after I I get done with
Speaker 4: the staple gun face, and then I was like we
Speaker 4: were talking about Oh. She was talking about how some
Speaker 4: clients have to like lie about their stuff to their
Speaker 4: husbands because they're so embarrassed abut geting it done. And
Speaker 4: she said that this one woman told her husband she
Speaker 4: was getting a colonoscopy and I was like, wait, why
Speaker 4: how did she not look c Yeah, and she was like, no,
Speaker 4: that she was having something that she she got away
Speaker 4: with saying colony because she had to take a fentanyl lollipop,
Speaker 4: which is a little real thing.
Speaker 1: It's where you literally suck on.
Speaker 4: Fento's so painful.
Speaker 6: That's how you kill yourself.
Speaker 3: But you don't have any you can't.
Speaker 1: There's no visual signs. And I go, what's that on her? Ask? No,
Speaker 1: it's on her face. So she goes, that's the old Sarah.
Speaker 4: And she points to this machine behind her and I go,
Speaker 4: why am I not doing that?
Speaker 1: And she was like, well, you.
Speaker 4: Can do that, And I'm like, this is my problem
Speaker 4: with these things. It's like I just when I was leaving,
Speaker 4: I go, I want to do that next time, because
Speaker 4: it's bigger and better and you need a fentanel. Anything
Speaker 4: that's like requires more, and you don't have any fentanyl,
Speaker 4: and you don't feel there's no visuals of it. You
Speaker 4: look like maybe a little red, but like nothing like
Speaker 4: I got. So I'm like, why am I doing this
Speaker 4: instead of that? And I think the answer is cost.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe that's like so much more. But I just
Speaker 4: told her, I go, Jen. I need you to know.
Speaker 4: I want to do everything. Everything you can do I
Speaker 4: want to do. I got money to burn on this,
Speaker 4: I got face to burn on this.
Speaker 6: I want.
Speaker 4: I don't think you understand everything. You have every arsenal,
Speaker 4: let's just do it. Let's because I don't want to
Speaker 4: get a facelift because the guy that I would go
Speaker 4: to is booked out until a year. So I got
Speaker 4: a schedule facelift now if I want, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: To do that.
Speaker 6: Here's what I want.
Speaker 3: People our age, do that. Don't anybody say I need one?
Speaker 3: Don't do it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, forty twenties, get them with all. Sarah doesn't see
Speaker 5: micro needling. You do have to be careful because you
Speaker 5: you can lose the very precious little fat tissue around
Speaker 5: your eyes, and some technicians don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 5: This is what I've been told by the best. And
Speaker 5: then you can melt away the beautiful fat that you
Speaker 5: desperately want, actually, and you can have that hollow look
Speaker 5: of the eyes that you trademarked, Nikki, what do you
Speaker 5: call them? The I don't know if Bezo's wife's eyes
Speaker 5: or who was it.
Speaker 1: You're like her eyes, doctor Phil's wife.
Speaker 4: Okay, no, that's a that's that's those are her classic
Speaker 4: eye job eyes. But I think the hollow like hollow eyes,
Speaker 4: like Oppenheimer eyes, like you know, like he looks like
Speaker 4: a skull.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Killian Murphy. I have those kind of eyes.
Speaker 4: Someone sent me a Leslie Gore clip today, which I
Speaker 4: really was flattered by. This girl, a bestie I believe,
Speaker 4: was like, you look like Leslie Gore back in the day.
Speaker 4: And she was singing I think she was singing It's
Speaker 4: My party or something like that. Yeah, And again I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, every time I get told I look
Speaker 4: like someone, it's because their eyes are this certain way.
Speaker 1: I can't describe it. Like Terry Gar, Yeah, Terry Gar's
Speaker 1: eyes weren't. That's that's what I look like. But it's
Speaker 1: not the eye thing everyone else.
Speaker 4: It's just like all this weird eye shape that I
Speaker 4: don't I don't particularly like in other people. And I'm
Speaker 4: kind of I get this sad that I don't like
Speaker 4: it in my.
Speaker 5: Line and is Shelley Duvall's eyes like borderline.
Speaker 3: No, you don't graze.
Speaker 5: Borderline, wham graves.
Speaker 4: They're like for those of you are newsful eyes are
Speaker 4: based off of someone we went to high school with
Speaker 4: who like quispy. And his last name we're not going
Speaker 4: to say what it is, but it was something like
Speaker 4: it started with a kru Chris and he would always
Speaker 4: say like his that's how his name was was something
Speaker 4: like that and so. And he also had eyes that shut.
Speaker 4: The lower lid and the upper lid came together, each
Speaker 4: on its own, like symbiotically, they met in the middle
Speaker 4: like little clams. And so he had clam eyes. Because
Speaker 4: he talked like this, we called him Quamis. And we
Speaker 4: called him Quispy.
Speaker 3: Because because he also looked twispy and singed because he
Speaker 3: had been in a fire.
Speaker 1: My God always looks.
Speaker 3: If you're listening, No, he wasn't. We made we pretended
Speaker 3: that he did run through a little bit.
Speaker 1: He looked like he had just had all fair. He
Speaker 1: really did.
Speaker 3: God, it was always he was like winter wind burned.
Speaker 4: He was.
Speaker 3: He was always skiing and his hair loved.
Speaker 1: Try could have been like it.
Speaker 4: Could like like if someone puts it could it was
Speaker 4: like straw, We're such bitches. But we loved this guy
Speaker 4: and he had no idea And it's not like we
Speaker 4: would say this to his face, and we.
Speaker 6: Just wanted to draw him walking all over and you
Speaker 6: see two girls laughing at you, and you don't know why.
Speaker 4: No, no, we were like that, you don't. He was
Speaker 4: like one of our best friends. He was our one
Speaker 4: of our best friend's boyfriend for years, and so he
Speaker 4: was like we we were.
Speaker 1: He is also did your name the words your and name.
Speaker 4: Tattooed on his ass our senior year, so he could
Speaker 4: say I have your name tattooed on my ass and
Speaker 4: then girls would go what, And then he would bend
Speaker 4: over and.
Speaker 6: Be like, I love a guy commits to it.
Speaker 4: It's pretty good, but I can't believe he still has
Speaker 4: that on his He's like off, yeah, So yeah, I
Speaker 4: got Morpheus eight.
Speaker 6: And relate to this. That's because I got me and
Speaker 6: your boy Tim Convey used to live together, and then
Speaker 6: we would drive all the way from those Feelings to
Speaker 6: Santa Monica to get laser hair removal on our backs.
Speaker 6: The laser hair removal on and those days was excruciatingly painful.
Speaker 6: It was we'd have to like take the day off
Speaker 6: after doing the laser hair move. You just go home
Speaker 6: and pass out in our beds, wouldn't you mean dinner?
Speaker 6: And then I got laser hair moval on my back
Speaker 6: again two years later, and the technology improved and it
Speaker 6: was like painless. Why you got it was like painless?
Speaker 6: They use it they now they with laser hair removal.
Speaker 6: They like spray uh cooling agent so that you're it
Speaker 6: numbs the skin and then it lasers you so you
Speaker 6: don't feel it.
Speaker 1: They didn't numb you.
Speaker 6: They did they put like numbing cream on your back.
Speaker 6: But no, it was so painful both of us. This
Speaker 6: was like sixteen, yeah, twenty sixteen. And then by twenty
Speaker 6: eighteen it was like the technology or are we just
Speaker 6: went to the.
Speaker 1: Better change everything for you guys.
Speaker 6: Trump became president, hair removal technology improved dramatically. Say what
Speaker 6: you will about Trump, Okay.
Speaker 3: What about hair placement? Should have been what.
Speaker 6: Well the nineties hairplacement. I was like, yeah, that was
Speaker 6: a disaster. And now yeah, I can't tell.
Speaker 3: How come Trump doesn't get hair placement.
Speaker 6: He's got beautiful hair instead of.
Speaker 3: His hair being like it is.
Speaker 1: I think he does.
Speaker 3: Probably it's attached.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's a comb up, it's.
Speaker 3: A comb over, slopping in the wind for his age.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kind of does.
Speaker 4: But I do think it's I think it's pushed forward
Speaker 4: and kind of like, I think it's over.
Speaker 3: But why didn't you just get it put in if he's.
Speaker 1: So rich, because it would take time.
Speaker 3: Oh you can't. He can't hide and you can't.
Speaker 5: It's like that kind of guy that doesn't want to
Speaker 5: endure any discomfort or pain, don't you.
Speaker 4: Think, Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, I mean all
Speaker 4: this stuff is is that's the problem. It's like it's
Speaker 4: painful and it takes so much time. And that's why
Speaker 4: I kind of give it up for girls who get
Speaker 4: it done. It's like, okay, well you put it. That's
Speaker 4: it's it's not that easy to spend all this money
Speaker 4: and to be uh beautiful.
Speaker 6: You ever hear the phrase just be laid up forever?
Speaker 6: You ever hear the phrase pain is weakness leaving the
Speaker 6: body that what do you think about that?
Speaker 4: I kind of like that because it makes you stronger
Speaker 4: once you get through pain, it makes.
Speaker 2: You do you feel less stressed?
Speaker 1: Well, that's like trauma leaving the body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably.
Speaker 1: I just went to pilates this morning.
Speaker 4: It was the most painful thing of my life of
Speaker 4: just like trying to activate muscles that don't want to work.
Speaker 1: It was just it was one of the hardest sessions.
Speaker 1: It was the hardest I've ever worked in a in
Speaker 1: a workout class.
Speaker 4: Like it was just like NonStop and there's no like
Speaker 4: you're not doing cardios, so there's no reason why you
Speaker 4: should be sweating and your heart rate should be up,
Speaker 4: but you're clenching so much, and you're doing so much
Speaker 4: like abs and like trying to push it back with
Speaker 4: that muscle.
Speaker 1: And not with your back like it was insane.
Speaker 4: And then I was doing this one stretch if you
Speaker 4: guys know plates, it's the front splits. Oh what it
Speaker 4: unlocks something so deep in me. I was trying to
Speaker 4: make people laugh. I was like my dad yelling at
Speaker 4: me six flags in fourth grade, Like I was just
Speaker 4: making stuff up to be like it's unlocking trauma because
Speaker 4: they weren't really laughing though, but it really is.
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of people around.
Speaker 1: Huh is it really a split?
Speaker 4: It's like, well, you put your front foot on the
Speaker 4: on a bar and it's kind of like raised above
Speaker 4: on this reformer, and then your backfoot is behind you
Speaker 4: and then you your back foot slides on.
Speaker 1: This thing so you slide back.
Speaker 4: So no, it's not even close to front split, like
Speaker 4: if you were doing it right, it would be like
Speaker 4: front splits. But your your legs are you know, split
Speaker 4: open with one in front of you, like you know,
Speaker 4: it's not like a middle split. And then you're just
Speaker 4: but you're stretching your hip flexus and there's so much Oh,
Speaker 4: I watched this YouTube.
Speaker 1: Video all the time. I really recommend it because her.
Speaker 4: Voice is so soothing and it's so good and it's
Speaker 4: called trauma informed yoga, Yes, relaxing stored trauma, and she
Speaker 4: just like watched you through all these she does trauma yoga.
Speaker 4: This girl what's her name, it's amazing Hannah you Eerie?
Speaker 4: Why wait? You I are I?
Speaker 1: Hannah? You I are I? And she does all.
Speaker 4: These like trauma Uh, like she does like yoga for
Speaker 4: sexual abuse survivors, like and the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I just listened to it to go to sleep.
Speaker 4: That's smart, Yeah, it's I don't I don't know, because
Speaker 4: it helps me get to sleep because her voice is
Speaker 4: so soothing.
Speaker 1: But she's just the whole time she this is what.
Speaker 4: This is what yoga is for sexual abuse survivors. Now
Speaker 4: we're going to get into our front lotus position. Now
Speaker 4: only do this if you want to. You don't have
Speaker 4: to do anything I want you to do. You can sit,
Speaker 4: You can opt out at any point. Every time she
Speaker 4: tells you to now put your hand on your heart again.
Speaker 3: If you don't have to do.
Speaker 1: This, No one is making you do it.
Speaker 4: It's just reminding them constantly that they don't have to do.
Speaker 4: Just very soothing and what I need to hear all
Speaker 4: the time and workout classes.
Speaker 5: This is what my new chiropractor does. I told you
Speaker 5: I saw the chat. I have this new chiropractor. I
Speaker 5: went to him because I've had pain everywhere lately, just
Speaker 5: mysteriously out of nowhere, and he was like so much
Speaker 5: less creepy than my old chiropractor, who was like in
Speaker 5: the seventies jazz band and just would randomly put his
Speaker 5: hand into your sacred in case. Yeah, but this guy's
Speaker 5: like he was our just so you know, if you're
Speaker 5: ever uncomfortable at any moment, tell me, I cannot read
Speaker 5: your mind. I will be touching you. Tell me. If
Speaker 5: you're uncomfortable at any moment, do not leave a comment
Speaker 5: on my yelp. Just tell me and I will.
Speaker 4: Not be so this guy, this guy's had some trauma. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, why is he talking so much? I'm like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I got He's.
Speaker 1: Like whispering in your ear. You're like, right now, I
Speaker 1: feel really weird.
Speaker 5: And he's started talking about boundaries like an hour into
Speaker 5: the set or I said something like, yeah, boundaries are cool.
Speaker 5: We're just like shooting the ship and he goes, well,
Speaker 5: tell that to tell that to Angela. My my reception.
Speaker 5: I'm like, what's going on with Angela? And he's like,
Speaker 5: I goes out your partner and he's like, yes, I
Speaker 5: mean I would color my partner. I don't think her
Speaker 5: husband I would appreciate that. Oh boy, this guy. I
Speaker 5: can't stop seeing him. Guys, I've seen him five times
Speaker 5: in two weeks.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: He is great. He's great. I like him, he's not.
Speaker 1: Did you find him? You'll review it? You're like, got
Speaker 1: some intimacy.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 5: I just picked him up and his reviews were like
Speaker 5: five stars, like so many great reviews. I'm like, I'll
Speaker 5: check is he cracking you? Is he crackling me? And
Speaker 5: he's doing weird woo woo energy ship And I'm so
Speaker 5: cynical and skeptical that what are you doing now? What
Speaker 5: are you doing now? And He's like, what do you
Speaker 5: mean like this?
Speaker 6: I don't like woo woo the word either? Is that
Speaker 6: word said? We all said?
Speaker 3: Instead?
Speaker 6: We have had a supercut of all us saying on
Speaker 6: the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's definitely been said by all of us.
Speaker 2: Question I say hocus pocus, I don't say woo wu.
Speaker 6: That's LD.
Speaker 1: I call Luigi little woo woo.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you call him little we Wei.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Are they did they leave.
Speaker 2: Room?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I call I call the dogs. It's just it's.
Speaker 4: Insane what I can with the words that come into
Speaker 4: my mouth. But I was reading an article that it's
Speaker 4: very normal to talk to your dogs even though they'll
Speaker 4: never ever respond.
Speaker 1: Or understand what you're saying.
Speaker 4: And I do think I've I've made Chris and I
Speaker 4: used to joke that Marian's so ugly, and we used
Speaker 4: to just be like, you're disgussed. But we can't do
Speaker 4: that anymore because words have meaning, even if you say
Speaker 4: them cheerily.
Speaker 1: So I whenever he's.
Speaker 4: Like she's the grossest thing that's ever lived, I always
Speaker 4: am like, no, you're so beautiful.
Speaker 3: Boyfriend, been to your face?
Speaker 1: Why is it like, yes, she's so Yeah, she's funky looking.
Speaker 3: Man. She needs Oppenheimer eight be gone.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back
Speaker 1: right after that.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, it's Nikki and I'm in Tempe, Arizona, in
Speaker 4: a loud restaurant. But I have some urgent news to
Speaker 4: tell you that I am prag not pregnant. I'm actually
Speaker 4: taping a special. It's the opposite of that. My womb
Speaker 4: is probably inhospitable because I'm on the road so much.
Speaker 4: But I am taping a special coming up this December
Speaker 4: sixteenth in Seattle at the Moore Theater.
Speaker 1: I would really love you to be there.
Speaker 4: I really want the crowd stacked with my fans and
Speaker 4: my best fans, which are my busies. So if you
Speaker 4: want to play on a trip around it a little
Speaker 4: pre holiday trip. December sixteenth. It's a Saturday in Seattle.
Speaker 4: There are two shows at the Moore Theater. You can
Speaker 4: get tickets at Nikki Glazer dot com. I'm so excited
Speaker 4: about this new material. I'm putting it on a special.
Speaker 4: It's retiring after that night, and.
Speaker 1: I want you there. Please be there. Noah will be there,
Speaker 1: all my girls from the Girls Chat will be there.
Speaker 4: Everyone you know in Love Brian will be there. And
Speaker 4: I want you there too. I would love to see
Speaker 4: you there in the crowd, and you might make it
Speaker 4: on TV. You'll hear you laughter, you'll hear you're clapping.
Speaker 4: You'll maybe even see yourself. So I love you, guys.
Speaker 4: December sixteenth, Seattle, More Theater. Get tickets now Nikkeiglazer dot com.
Speaker 1: We're back.
Speaker 4: I'll be in Tempe this weekend, you guys tonight Thursday night.
Speaker 4: If you are listening to this, there's a late show
Speaker 4: that still has tickets available if you want to come
Speaker 4: see me at the Tempe Improv. And then I will
Speaker 4: be in Portland tomorrow and Saturday, and next week I
Speaker 4: will be in.
Speaker 2: No You'll be in Portland on Saturday. You're in Tempe.
Speaker 2: Thursday Friday.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, yes, Thursday Friday, yes, right, okay, Thursday Friday, Tempe,
Speaker 4: then Portland Saturday.
Speaker 1: Then next week somewhere else. Girl is on the go.
Speaker 1: This girl is on fight. Literally, I am.
Speaker 6: A couple of months ago and I did I noticed
Speaker 6: it was hotter, but I noticed that, like people didn't
Speaker 6: wear like any clothes in Tempe. It was like the
Speaker 6: least clothed city I've ever been to.
Speaker 4: No, it's very close. Are you not clothes a lot?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: In the summertime, I just wear like running shorts on
Speaker 2: his haktop because.
Speaker 6: I went to Trader Joe's and there are people in
Speaker 6: like bikinis in the Trader Joe's.
Speaker 3: That's great. Exit Beach.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm excited to go perform at a club again.
Speaker 4: And Pete Lee is opening up for me, and it's
Speaker 4: he's always a fun hang and uh, yeah, I'm I
Speaker 4: have not had a day off and I don't even
Speaker 4: know when ten years. I don't even understand.
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm actually pretty good. I'm actually pretty good. I get
Speaker 4: tired around eight o'clock and then I go to sleep
Speaker 4: and I yeah, but I just have to not not
Speaker 4: stop working. Right now, there's always something to do, and
Speaker 4: that's just the.
Speaker 1: Way it is.
Speaker 6: Can I just around Christmas time, you know you're going
Speaker 6: to be done with the special and you're going to
Speaker 6: be like, what a weight lifted off? And then you've
Speaker 6: got this family time.
Speaker 4: Then yeah, I think so, But then I have to
Speaker 4: get back on the road almost immediately, and then and
Speaker 4: then we're going skiing.
Speaker 1: I'm look for to vacations.
Speaker 4: You guys like, I don't want to go see even
Speaker 4: though it was my idea and I love skiing.
Speaker 1: When I get out there, it is so much fucking work.
Speaker 4: It's so much all that equipment, all that new stuff
Speaker 4: that you need to look cool on the mountain and
Speaker 4: make sure you're going to be warm enough and have
Speaker 4: all the little things.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's a lot.
Speaker 6: It should be about the skiing for you. It should
Speaker 6: be about the I'll pray ski when you're done skiing,
Speaker 6: sitting by that fire, eating whatever you want with your
Speaker 6: friends after.
Speaker 3: Everyone's little tired of cocoyas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: I think the best part is truly going down the
Speaker 4: mountain full speed as fast as I can and like
Speaker 4: there's no one around me, There's I have I'm not
Speaker 4: worrying or waiting for someone, like if you ski with me,
Speaker 4: we're not skiing together. Okay, I'm going down the mountain
Speaker 4: full speed, esper I want this is my time. I
Speaker 4: don't want to wait for you. I don't want to
Speaker 4: go like stop and look at trees, dad.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go go trick out this view.
Speaker 1: Let's take a picture. I'm going.
Speaker 4: I get to the top and I go right down
Speaker 4: because that's so fun. And I don't want to wait
Speaker 4: for anyone, and so I I that is my And
Speaker 4: when I've been going down that mountain and just feeling
Speaker 4: so in control and slichen swashing back and forth, I
Speaker 4: just think to myself, I've I remember thinking this when
Speaker 4: I was I think, like in in college at some
Speaker 4: point I remember taking a snapshot and being like a
Speaker 4: screen shot with my mind and saying, Nikki, your goal
Speaker 4: in life is to do this as much as possible.
Speaker 1: This is the best feeling in the world.
Speaker 3: Chase it.
Speaker 4: And I've only been skiing once, I think years.
Speaker 3: Seas I've only been one sick in my life.
Speaker 1: But it is the best. So I guess I am
Speaker 1: excited about doing that.
Speaker 6: You don't go back and at all.
Speaker 3: No I do.
Speaker 4: I mean, I go back forward, but I go fast
Speaker 4: and I'm not recklessly fast. I I just I don't
Speaker 4: like to be leisure about anything. No, no, no, no, because
Speaker 4: I'm terrified of dying, and I wear a helmet and
Speaker 4: i'm and I do not like I don't try to
Speaker 4: be cool around people and like almost hit them like
Speaker 4: that so much. I am very controlled and I don't
Speaker 4: do that until I get my bearing.
Speaker 6: Straight like crazy to go through trees.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to die. I an idiot. I
Speaker 1: don't want a sunny bono, and so I just keep
Speaker 1: I just straight down.
Speaker 6: The going through trees is fun, though if you go
Speaker 6: the right it can't be.
Speaker 1: And you see a little little dip in there and
Speaker 1: you can go and I can't be.
Speaker 6: My most fun part about skiing is the tree not fast.
Speaker 6: It's not fast, and I didn't I didn't used to
Speaker 6: wear a helmet. You gotta wear a helmet. You're an
Speaker 6: idiots if you don't wear as We didn't wear.
Speaker 1: A helmet all all my childhood. No helmets.
Speaker 6: Who was that actress that died just because she fell?
Speaker 4: Natasha Henderson and Natasha she was married to Nison No Natasha,
Speaker 4: she played the mother in the Parent Trap.
Speaker 1: She just fell.
Speaker 4: She wasn't even riteresting. She wasn't Yes, she was Natasha Richardson.
Speaker 4: She wasn't even skiing. She just fell over when they
Speaker 4: were like getting off the lift standing and hit her head.
Speaker 1: I think, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: They got to the bottom of the mountain and she
Speaker 4: was like, I am not fine, passed out, died.
Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah, just start hitting the on the ie.
Speaker 2: She died. She she hucked her head during a skiing lesson.
Speaker 4: It says, yeah, but I feel like when I read
Speaker 4: about it, she wasn't like going, you know, like it
Speaker 4: was just like she kind of just toppled over and
Speaker 4: fell falling is terrifying. Yeah, Bob Saggat died from a fall,
Speaker 4: we think, I mean, like that's what happened, but we
Speaker 4: don't know where or yeah, like well some kind of
Speaker 4: falling back into the headboard, whatever it is. I always
Speaker 4: just think like if he would have just got a
Speaker 4: different hotel room, you know, like the layout would have
Speaker 4: been so the layout would have been slightly different. If
Speaker 4: he hadn't have had a dream that woke him up
Speaker 4: and made him go pee in the middle of the night.
Speaker 4: Like if he wouldn't have, Like there's all these like
Speaker 4: what ifs. I watched Sliding Doors last night, so maybe
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about that right now too. Do you guys
Speaker 4: remember that movie?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: I just mentioned it because I was watching a cut
Speaker 5: of the Bittersweet Symphony video that Matt did. Nicky's starring
Speaker 5: in it, and it's so cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Matt did a cover of it.
Speaker 5: Let's yeah, Matt Pronpier and Alexi Rose do this cover.
Speaker 5: It's beautiful of my favorite song. It's so good and
Speaker 5: I never realized it was about like depression, and it's
Speaker 5: the lyrics are so cool, like have you ever been down?
Speaker 5: Have you ever been down? And then he goes, I'm
Speaker 5: a million different people from one day to the next,
Speaker 5: back in chain and Nicki's in itut and they have
Speaker 5: all these different cuts of Nicki. So and I was like,
Speaker 5: this is like Sliding Doors. It's like, what if your
Speaker 5: life was this or this or this.
Speaker 4: It's just like but it was really because I couldn't
Speaker 4: memorize the lyrics to do it in one shot, so
Speaker 4: that's why it's cutting around. But it ends up this
Speaker 4: is a happy mistake. It ends up looking cool because
Speaker 4: we do have to cut around it because I've been
Speaker 4: singing that song. I thought it was mam Mo Mo Mo.
Speaker 4: I didn't know it was my mold. I also didn't
Speaker 4: know that it was like, uh, what's the song about veins?
Speaker 4: There's like things, there's something song about about in my veins.
Speaker 1: I thought it was in my Things.
Speaker 4: There was also a lyric yesterday that Chris talked about
Speaker 4: on his radio show that I cannot believe what it
Speaker 4: is because I have been saying it wrong so much.
Speaker 1: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Just like okay, just like the what is that that
Speaker 4: the Stevie.
Speaker 3: Next white wing Dove?
Speaker 1: I thought it was white Ranger, White Ranger, like the
Speaker 1: wad Ranger sing sounds like. I mean, I didn't think
Speaker 1: about it. I wasn't like, wow, a white Ranger singing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, But how was that?
Speaker 1: I'm not white Ranger.
Speaker 3: Because the white Winged Dove? Right? Is that right?
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that. Why I'm not saying it. She's
Speaker 4: saying white Ranger. But I've never like, I don't think
Speaker 4: about lyrics. I'm just like, okay, yeah, white Ranger. I'm
Speaker 4: like whatever, I think about them later when they start
Speaker 4: to mean something to me. But like at first, yeah,
Speaker 4: I just don't don't think about it. But what were okay?
Speaker 4: So the yeah, the Bittersweet Symphony, think, oh, Sliding Doors.
Speaker 4: I yeah, I watched it last night because Chris had
Speaker 4: a call, and so sometimes when I'm like, I don't
Speaker 4: watch anything alone ever, And so we were gonna watch
Speaker 4: Hell's Kitchen because it's our new favorite show or No
Speaker 4: Kitchen Nightmares. That's where Gordon Ramsey goes and he like
Speaker 4: figures out what these places should do to be better.
Speaker 4: They're so it's so good. But he went to go
Speaker 4: get on a call and I was like, He's like,
Speaker 4: just watch whatever you want, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to watch without you.
Speaker 4: And so then I saw Sliding Doors was on Hulu
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh that, Like well that's nostalgic
Speaker 4: for me. Nineteen ninety six movie Gwyneth Paltrow, some Scottish
Speaker 4: guy that is really not done anything that I that
Speaker 4: I've known since.
Speaker 1: But he was such a cutie back then.
Speaker 4: But I remember he was a weird choice for a
Speaker 4: love interest because he kind of has like droopy eyes
Speaker 4: and he's just I don't know, his name is like
Speaker 4: John Hannah or something. I looked him up, but I
Speaker 4: couldn't he he's still a cutie. But it's a movie
Speaker 4: about you know, she gets fired from her job and
Speaker 4: she's coming home to she she goes into work.
Speaker 1: She leaves her boyfriend in bed. He's like a writer
Speaker 1: and he writes all day.
Speaker 4: She goes into work, she gets fired, she leaves work,
Speaker 4: and in one and then it just has this mystical
Speaker 4: moment where this little girl is like playing with a
Speaker 4: doll and she has like walk around her. And then
Speaker 4: in the other moment, the woman's like the woman, the
Speaker 4: mother of the girl like grabs her daughter and it's
Speaker 4: like get out of this woman's way, and so she
Speaker 4: doesn't have to go around the girl. And just that
Speaker 4: split second of the mother moving the daughter. Then Gwyneth
Speaker 4: Paltro's life splits into two, and you see how both
Speaker 4: of those.
Speaker 1: Lives end up.
Speaker 4: And on one, she catches the train, she goes home,
Speaker 4: she catches her boyfriend in bed with another woman, and
Speaker 4: she starts a whole life new. The other one, she
Speaker 4: doesn't get home in time because she misses the train.
Speaker 4: She bumps her head. She gets home late, and he
Speaker 4: and then she keeps living with him, not knowing that
Speaker 4: he's cheating on her, and then one she's like, get
Speaker 4: some makeover. They do a whole makeover scene where she
Speaker 4: cuts her hair real short and it's like, you know,
Speaker 4: blonde Kate Goslin haircut.
Speaker 1: But I love that.
Speaker 4: I just remember one time, like I've told this before,
Speaker 4: but I was in New Orleans with Chris and I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm just gonna go put five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: We were like near a casino. I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna put five hundred dollars on black. I just like
Speaker 4: want to do it.
Speaker 6: See what will happen.
Speaker 4: Like, I've never once, I don't gamble. It's the only
Speaker 4: time I think I can remember I've gambled.
Speaker 8: But it's like one in addiction, right, you know you
Speaker 8: got a fifty fifty chance, right, and the excitement of
Speaker 8: saying I'm gonna put a five hundred dollars to me,
Speaker 8: it was worth five hundred dollars to have that excitement.
Speaker 1: So I like, already.
Speaker 5: Chance yeah, of making a thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: If it doesn't hit it again?
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, okay.
Speaker 6: Chance of winning. So that means if you do it.
Speaker 1: Chance yes, because of that green.
Speaker 6: So what happened? Did you win?
Speaker 4: So I think I chickened out because he got my
Speaker 4: head because we were on the way there and I
Speaker 4: went I stopped to tie my shoe and he was like,
Speaker 4: because you're tying your shoe right now, it's going to
Speaker 4: be a different result.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he slid it open, and I don't slide my door.
Speaker 1: Man, Like all of these decisions we make and just
Speaker 1: like a moment.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know that people think about this stuff
Speaker 4: mostly when people die, of like if she would have
Speaker 4: just missed that flight, if she would have just not
Speaker 4: taken that route instead of that route, she wouldn't have
Speaker 4: been in that car, So that we think of a
Speaker 4: million things like that.
Speaker 5: Box just sagod.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like that's why I think, like, oh, if he
Speaker 4: would have just not eaten that thing that gave him indigestion,
Speaker 4: that made him go to the bathroom in the middle
Speaker 4: of the night, he wouldn't like, I mean.
Speaker 6: His head is on the middle of the night, not
Speaker 6: at the club somewhere.
Speaker 4: And then when no, dude, it was not there was like,
Speaker 4: do they proof that his head has had a fracture
Speaker 4: from they know it was from the bed well.
Speaker 1: He walked into it. He took a picture with the valet.
Speaker 4: He was he I think, went home to the hotel
Speaker 4: with another comics and then he there was footage of
Speaker 4: him walking through the hallways. So there was no incident.
Speaker 4: So it had to happen in the room. But there
Speaker 4: was no indication of like there was no dent on
Speaker 4: the headboard, there was no.
Speaker 6: Like head somewhere in the night. And didn't really think
Speaker 6: anything else.
Speaker 4: That's the thing he probably Natasha Richardson did and was like,
Speaker 4: I'll just keep going down this hill, or like I
Speaker 4: feel a little like bell froend.
Speaker 1: It'll be fine.
Speaker 5: So many men I die of heart attacks because they
Speaker 5: feel uncomfortable and they just go.
Speaker 1: I'll just tough it out and sleep through it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I don't want a tough fee then yeah
Speaker 3: it's uh.
Speaker 6: Now, if you if you hit your head, you need
Speaker 6: to monitor yourself and if you feel like you got
Speaker 6: your bell wrong, you need to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3: They do though.
Speaker 1: In the hospital, they like check your eyes and they
Speaker 1: do all the tests.
Speaker 6: Give you bloods. If you have a hemorrhage in your brain.
Speaker 3: Ye, keep you awake. I guess I just wait.
Speaker 5: My friend when he had a heart attack. We were
Speaker 5: both DJs on the radio and San Diego, my friend
Speaker 5: Hallerin had a heart attack. We were I remember I
Speaker 5: was like, you're eating a lot of Hamburgers lately, and
Speaker 5: we got takeout like shitty food, and then he drove.
Speaker 5: I drove home at midnight. He drove home at two
Speaker 5: in the morning, and then I got a call the
Speaker 5: next morning from his wife and she was like, Halarin's
Speaker 5: in the hospital. He drove was driving home, felt weird
Speaker 5: in his arm, was like, oh fuck. Drove right into
Speaker 5: UCSD Medical Center, walked in. He was like, I remember
Speaker 5: parking my car and thinking I might pass out. He
Speaker 5: walks into the er and they sat him down and
Speaker 5: they go, mister Hallerin, you are having a heart attack.
Speaker 5: And they saved his life. They put on his arm
Speaker 5: and his leg.
Speaker 4: What's the acronym? I remember Rose o' donald had a
Speaker 4: heart attack and she spread this. I sent it to
Speaker 4: my mom. Now I forgot, but there's an acronym for
Speaker 4: women to have a heart attack. Because we really don't
Speaker 4: know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's oh, it's.
Speaker 5: Like it's cut.
Speaker 4: There's some like because we have different signs.
Speaker 1: It's like women just show different symptoms.
Speaker 3: For everything, but we all when.
Speaker 4: You look up the acronym noah for heart attacks for women,
Speaker 4: like the things you'll look out for me. Yeah, it's some,
Speaker 4: but it just made me realize, like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: everything could be a heart attack. I'm a little bit
Speaker 4: annoyed when things are like diagnosed as hard. It's like
Speaker 4: he did, Like yeah, like you could draw, like if
Speaker 4: someone drowned you and hold your head into water, you
Speaker 4: died of drowning, but you died of murder for right,
Speaker 4: So why when people die of a heart attack, don't
Speaker 4: we say we dit they died of a poor diet,
Speaker 4: They died of food addiction. When someone when you know,
Speaker 4: get really angry about when everyone says she died of
Speaker 4: heroin or a heart attack or whatever. She died of bulimia.
Speaker 4: She died of throwing up too much and having like
Speaker 4: that that's the real reason she died. Or patrise O'Neil,
Speaker 4: if you listen to a special he didn't die of diabetes.
Speaker 4: He died of a food addiction that gave him diabetes.
Speaker 4: But like we got to talk about what it causes
Speaker 4: these things.
Speaker 3: It's they know, but like in the hospital, they're not
Speaker 3: going to assume that you ate bad.
Speaker 1: I guess yes they must.
Speaker 4: And I can't believe how disgusting food is and how
Speaker 4: people eat fried food all the time, and just I
Speaker 4: mean it's exmoking cigarettes. They don't know just package they
Speaker 4: know what's going to happen. I mean, I think they're
Speaker 4: unhealthy all the time. I know, but it's like and
Speaker 4: it's addictive. We're not talking about what it really is.
Speaker 4: It's an addiction. My dad, he's addicted to.
Speaker 5: It was an alcoholic. He lost uh, let's see, he
Speaker 5: had a heart attack, he lost a bunch of teeth.
Speaker 5: They told him you have diabetes. If you continue drinking,
Speaker 5: you will lose limbs. He switched to non alcoholic drinks
Speaker 5: for a year and got so much better. Then had
Speaker 5: a little depression, had a divorce, started drinking again, lost
Speaker 5: his foot, then I believe six months later, lost his
Speaker 5: other foot and was like in a wheelchair. And then
Speaker 5: they said he died of diabetes. I'm like, he died
Speaker 5: of alcoholism. Just say it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's corrt right.
Speaker 1: No, he sounds like he died of divorce, of being left.
Speaker 5: That's he just quit drinking. And I am laughing with you.
Speaker 1: No, everyone everyone, that's what they should say.
Speaker 6: In the Variety article he died. At first, I thought
Speaker 6: that this was a bad take, but now kind of
Speaker 6: on your side here that if you get the cause
Speaker 6: in there, that actually might help more people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, because it's like, but I forget what comedian
Speaker 4: I was listening to this weekend. It's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: it was Patrice o'nil because he was talking about food
Speaker 4: addiction and how sugar is an addiction and how food
Speaker 4: is an addiction and people laugh about it. But he
Speaker 4: was like and he was talking about smokers are like
Speaker 4: fucking insane, like they know that it's killing them. He's like,
Speaker 4: even head, Yeah, like the sixties seventies.
Speaker 1: People were like I don't you know maybe, and.
Speaker 4: Now it's like this will kill you. Yeah, you're still
Speaker 4: doing it. And I've I was. I was a smoker
Speaker 4: when that was knowledgeable, Like when that was you just
Speaker 4: think you're gonna be I do things though, I mean,
Speaker 4: I guess I. Oh, melatonin, someone just told me, wrote me.
Speaker 4: A bestie wrote me and said it causes dementia. I
Speaker 4: was like, you know what causes dementia?
Speaker 1: Not being able to fucking sea?
Speaker 6: So I got up.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I'm I'm whining myself off of
Speaker 4: it though. I'm just I don't take it. I don't
Speaker 4: take it right away. I used to just take it
Speaker 4: no matter what. And now I go to bed and
Speaker 4: I try to get to sleep naturally, and if that
Speaker 4: doesn't work, I take it. But that has helped me
Speaker 4: because I get to bed naturally on my own like
Speaker 4: the past. Since I've known about this a week, I
Speaker 4: think three of the nights I didn't need it. So
Speaker 4: thank you to that bestie for alerting me. But saved
Speaker 4: You saved my fucking life. You saved your brain. I
Speaker 4: talked about Sebastian male Skelco yesterday, Anya, but I just
Speaker 4: wanted to get your take on it. About going to
Speaker 4: the show on Saturday night together.
Speaker 5: So fun, so fun to just play a show and
Speaker 5: then be ferried away five minutes down the street with
Speaker 5: your best friend and Sean O'Brien and just giggle, giggle
Speaker 5: so fucking hard. We were all, I think, and I'll
Speaker 5: speak for myself, I was cry laughing almost the whole hour,
Speaker 5: just so fun. The way it was a range.
Speaker 4: I was pez dispenser that was going back a lot,
Speaker 4: but I was not I don't cry laugh ever, I
Speaker 4: don't think I.
Speaker 5: Was laughing so hard. And then it went the seats
Speaker 5: are really close together in the bargata, and so everyone's
Speaker 5: like crammed together. And we came in a tiny bit
Speaker 5: late during the openers act, so we were like trying
Speaker 5: to like be hundred altogether and like quiet and not
Speaker 5: cause attention to ourselves. And then at one point, like
Speaker 5: Sebastian came out and we were laughing so hard, like
Speaker 5: I was pez dispensering. And then I just glanced over
Speaker 5: at Nikki, who was like very close to me, and
Speaker 5: I have to say, Nick, I was so struck by
Speaker 5: your poise. You were just such a poise, beautiful gazelle
Speaker 5: like woman. Sometimes it's weird, like I'm like, look, guy,
Speaker 5: your teeth are like white and gleaming. Your hair is
Speaker 5: like perfectly back in a thing. You just have like perfect.
Speaker 4: These clips have changed my life, these clips, they make
Speaker 4: me look poised, I swear to God, but you clip
Speaker 4: your hair.
Speaker 3: With likes very nineties.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 4: I watched Matt's video and I was like, oh, someone
Speaker 4: has the body of a toddler, Like someone has the
Speaker 4: torso of a toddler.
Speaker 1: There's no definition.
Speaker 4: I was like, I thought I was like looking good,
Speaker 4: and then I saw that video and I go, I
Speaker 4: can't watch this. I'll just let it exist as a
Speaker 4: time in my life where I wasn't happy with my body,
Speaker 4: and that's allowed to exist.
Speaker 1: But it's just a thing.
Speaker 4: It's just a toddler with the toddlers are just like
Speaker 4: they're just there's no definitely, there's no like in, there's
Speaker 4: no like waistline.
Speaker 1: They're just like a fucking tree trunk. They're just a.
Speaker 3: Tree trunk toddler titties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, thank you.
Speaker 4: Clips like these hair clips your hair and hair clips
Speaker 4: your body, making you look like you have.
Speaker 6: Your Valeri wearing those clips or whatever it is that
Speaker 6: you can put like on your back that like forces
Speaker 6: you to have good posture.
Speaker 1: That would be cool.
Speaker 5: That you can also use the banana clip for that,
Speaker 5: Like try it. It's amazing.
Speaker 3: It's also just skin.
Speaker 4: In there sitting in those chairs, Like I had to
Speaker 4: sit up straight because I was like, it just makes
Speaker 4: my back feel so round. I always feel like really
Speaker 4: bad now when I have bad posture. I feel like
Speaker 4: if I catch it, I'm just like, this is feels
Speaker 4: so good.
Speaker 1: But you got to stop.
Speaker 4: Doing it, like right now, and if I can it,
Speaker 4: I need to Yeah, I need to sit up.
Speaker 6: There was one person on F Girl Island who we
Speaker 6: kept looking at like that. She had perfect posture every
Speaker 6: single time she sat down. Was like it was like
Speaker 6: a show. It was like perfect really on F boy
Speaker 6: or girl F Girl.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think who that was.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well we would talk about this, we would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was, Oh, I remember her.
Speaker 4: She had the perfect little slope of a lower back
Speaker 4: into her butt and I even told her, which I
Speaker 4: think could have been sexual harassment, but I was like,
Speaker 4: I love the way your back goes into your butt.
Speaker 1: Like what is that? And it's genetics, dude, it's genetics.
Speaker 4: What do you mean Like when you sit, When you sit,
Speaker 4: your back is like this, and then your butt goes
Speaker 4: whoop like that. Like it's not like there's like a
Speaker 4: little like ship a dip, there's a dip between your
Speaker 4: but mine just goes. Mine almost gouges out, like my
Speaker 4: sacrum has like a bulge and then it's just flat.
Speaker 4: Like Sebastian said that his ass is like a shelf.
Speaker 4: It's like a seven. It's just like a little rump
Speaker 4: at the top and then goes straight.
Speaker 1: Down into his hamstrings.
Speaker 5: Seven. So good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about different bits he
Speaker 6: was talking, and I rewatched his uh Netflix special from
Speaker 6: twenty twenty two, and it was solid. I mean, it's
Speaker 6: a really good special. He's hilarious. I don't you know,
Speaker 6: there are some people who get to be that famous
Speaker 6: and that's successful, and you want your instinct to be
Speaker 6: like fuck them. They're not that funny, they're a hack.
Speaker 6: And perhaps Sebastian Mascalco is mainstream or whatever. But I
Speaker 6: agree with his level of success. I think it's good.
Speaker 1: That's what I felt.
Speaker 4: I was just like, you can't this guy has done
Speaker 4: no tricks like, which you would look at him and think, oh,
Speaker 4: it's all tricks like, but it's it's all earned like
Speaker 4: he is. He's so original, he's he's just uh, he's worked.
Speaker 4: He's worked hard enough, and he is talented enough. It's
Speaker 4: the perfect mixture where you're like, I can't deny that
Speaker 4: guy success, whereas I can't wait to uh yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: always eager to call someone out on their fucking tricks.
Speaker 1: As everyone here knows. It's like, this guy's just doing
Speaker 1: this thing, come on, wake up. But Sebastian's not doing
Speaker 1: any He's.
Speaker 6: Just what are some tricks after the break? Can you
Speaker 6: tell me what some tricks are that you're like, stop
Speaker 6: doing that.
Speaker 4: We've talked about these tricks, but like the number one
Speaker 4: one is is like like no, I'm not I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't say this no because then the audience goes, no,
Speaker 1: say it. There's just too much.
Speaker 4: And then and then they'll like it no matter what,
Speaker 4: because they've invested their money and clapped into it like
Speaker 4: they and clapped anything. Hassan Minaji no actually a sense,
Speaker 4: like I think the whole thing with him is like
Speaker 4: that's what bothers me. I didn't watch his whole apology video,
Speaker 4: but I was.
Speaker 1: It's whatever.
Speaker 4: I just anyone who's on stage and trying to be
Speaker 4: like make a point and like get pull up people's
Speaker 4: heart strings.
Speaker 1: It's like that's not that's fine.
Speaker 4: It's whatever it is, but it's not stand up and
Speaker 4: it's kind of feels fake that you like do it
Speaker 4: every night too, Like every night you get emotional like that.
Speaker 6: I don't care if they do that's right. It's a
Speaker 6: one man show or one woman show or whatever. It's
Speaker 6: it's not stand up comedy, like people have the industry,
Speaker 6: the entire industry has forgotten that there's a thing called
Speaker 6: one man shows for a reason, because the purpose of
Speaker 6: a stand up comedy show, the number one purpose it
Speaker 6: is funny, is to be funny and get people to laugh.
Speaker 6: And now all the stand up specials, like at least
Speaker 6: half of them are not stand up special they're one
Speaker 6: person shows.
Speaker 1: Which is which is fine.
Speaker 4: And I don't care if it's like, you know, all
Speaker 4: put under stand up comedy on the Netflix thing, like
Speaker 4: it's whatever. No, it's just I don't I don't like it,
Speaker 4: and I think it's insincere. This is what I think.
Speaker 4: It's insincere. I do think maybe you felt that way
Speaker 4: at one point, but like to have everyone on their
Speaker 4: edge of their seat, like trying to get them to
Speaker 4: cry is just manipulative and it just doesn't feel.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel.
Speaker 4: And I and I do know that there's some instances
Speaker 4: where people have a story to tell that is emotional
Speaker 4: and you're allowed to tell that every night into pull
Speaker 4: on people's heartstrings and to like kind of recreate that moment,
Speaker 4: and maybe not every time you can get there, so
Speaker 4: you kind of have to fake it. But then you're
Speaker 4: an actor, you're not a comedian.
Speaker 6: I don't like all comedy.
Speaker 3: I guess that's but I would know immediately stupid.
Speaker 6: Because people are dumb. Also, it's it bleeds over. It's
Speaker 6: not just comedy, it's not just stand up. It's also
Speaker 6: in television where now there's no such thing as comedy anymore.
Speaker 6: Everything is a dramedy. It's got to have some character
Speaker 6: arc where someone's going through some deep emotional thing and
Speaker 6: it's and it's killed off comedy shows.
Speaker 5: This is what the problem is with the Morning Show.
Speaker 5: It couldn't find its tone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that show.
Speaker 5: It's like, is it a comedy or are they solving
Speaker 5: all the world's problems?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the solution is because I believe
Speaker 4: that everyone should like those kinds of shows should exist.
Speaker 6: I love The Bear. The Bear is one of my
Speaker 6: favorite shows. It is in the Emmys as a comedy,
Speaker 6: which is mind bogglingly stupid. There's no way you can
Speaker 6: look at The Bear and say that's a comedy. There's
Speaker 6: funny parts in it, it's definitely funny, but the subject
Speaker 6: matter everything they tackle in that it's stressful for the.
Speaker 5: Most stressful show.
Speaker 4: Stressful because there's like, we got to get these fries out,
Speaker 4: stat Like, what's what's stressful?
Speaker 6: Jo jo jo jo jo jo jar everything. The whole
Speaker 6: premise of the show is that their brother killed himself
Speaker 6: and that they have to take over this rest.
Speaker 5: Is insane and everything's like it's a deadline. The sewers
Speaker 5: line is broken.
Speaker 6: And here's like the the nominees for comedy in UH
Speaker 6: three Outstanding Comedy Series, half of them are not comedies.
Speaker 6: Like I would I mean, do you think Barry is
Speaker 6: a comedy?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I haven't watched it, but I would
Speaker 4: think maybe kind of because it's Belle Hater and he's funny, but.
Speaker 6: He's not funny in it, especially this last on US.
Speaker 1: Now Bryan because a comedy just because he just talks
Speaker 1: funny Bryan.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that's the mistake, is that you cast
Speaker 6: a comedic actor.
Speaker 1: And should that be a drama though?
Speaker 6: Absolutely, especially the last season.
Speaker 1: It was so serious the comedy then.
Speaker 6: Because people because we because they've killed comedies because they
Speaker 6: don't make as many comedies are not respected enough to
Speaker 6: get awards because they're not Every piece of art needs
Speaker 6: to be saying some profound thing about the state of
Speaker 6: humanity and politics. Mostly it's like the days of like
Speaker 6: in the eighties when we had movies like Airplane and
Speaker 6: Police Academy and stuff like those are totally dead. We're
Speaker 6: never going to see those for the next Why until
Speaker 6: gen Z comes back.
Speaker 5: In my car?
Speaker 3: And I mean, I guess that's kind of old, but
Speaker 3: there's still like will Ferrell start like that are just comedy,
Speaker 3: just funny.
Speaker 6: Gen Z is going to come of age and they
Speaker 6: will want that goofy shit again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they already do because they love like Rick and Morty,
Speaker 3: which I don't even know what that is, but a
Speaker 3: student ordered paper. It sounded funny.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, it'll come back.
Speaker 5: So question again for you guys between one man shows
Speaker 5: or one person shows and stand up comedy. Are you
Speaker 5: saying you don't like all one man shows?
Speaker 1: We'll answer that when we get back after this and
Speaker 1: we're back. Are you are we saying that we don't
Speaker 1: like one man shows?
Speaker 3: Kind of I don't know that.
Speaker 1: Don't like things to be.
Speaker 6: Back in two thousand and eight, ten or just five
Speaker 6: years ago and earlier, we would ridicule one person shows.
Speaker 6: They were a joke in an SNL sketch because it
Speaker 6: was usually just some theater major who was going up
Speaker 6: there and telling their truth and it was like not
Speaker 6: entertaining for anybody at all.
Speaker 3: It's like Sally Weaver, I don't know from Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, exactly, character that they all made.
Speaker 6: Going to be on the Griffin.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's going to be on the show next week. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 4: It was mocked and made focked because we didn't like
Speaker 4: sincerity like that, which I still like it, just it's
Speaker 4: just it I don't like. I think comedians are smart
Speaker 4: and they know what they're doing and they see an
Speaker 4: inn to like get more famous, and they're not doing
Speaker 4: it because they actually want to do it. They're doing
Speaker 4: it because it's like a way to make money and
Speaker 4: to be more famous. And that's where I think it
Speaker 4: bothers me is to just be heartfelt. Where it's I
Speaker 4: don't know, I don't know how to feel about it.
Speaker 1: I just I don't like it. So I think people
Speaker 1: being so too self important.
Speaker 6: I see, yeah, there's a place for the one person show.
Speaker 6: You go to go to Edinburgh, you go off off
Speaker 6: Broadway in New York City and you do occasional stuff
Speaker 6: in black box theaters, but it's not supposed to be
Speaker 6: called a Netflix stand up special. It's not suppos called
Speaker 6: an HBO stand up special.
Speaker 4: Well people got so many, and that is still being
Speaker 4: talked about in comedy circles as like the example of
Speaker 4: like well it ruined everything.
Speaker 3: But I liked it.
Speaker 4: Annette because it for me, it didn't seem like she
Speaker 4: was being anyone but herself or they were.
Speaker 1: I don't know what she'd identifies it or they. It
Speaker 1: didn't seem like they were being anything but like that.
Speaker 1: They this is what they do. It didn't seem like
Speaker 1: put on to be like, no, I'm just gonna departure
Speaker 1: a little bit from the you know, the comedy.
Speaker 4: And I just I just called bullshit on these guys
Speaker 4: being emotional, and I just I don't know, I just
Speaker 4: don't like it.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's.
Speaker 5: Have you ever watched a show, let's say, a stand
Speaker 5: up comedy show or a comedian doing something like this
Speaker 5: and they and you do get swept up in that
Speaker 5: moment and it is an emotional moment and it is profound.
Speaker 6: I hate it. I hate it stand up that's all.
Speaker 6: It's fine, it's weird. I'm gonna pay three hundred dollars
Speaker 6: to see Sebastian Maniscalco and I sit down and he
Speaker 6: starts talking about when he got molested as a child,
Speaker 6: and all the said, it's serious for twenty five minutes.
Speaker 3: Therapy with my ear and with not out consent.
Speaker 5: But if you go see Taylor Swift, say and Nick,
Speaker 5: you've talked about this. She has one moment in the
Speaker 5: Dear where she does have an emotional moment night after night,
Speaker 5: and so it's a little bit rehearsed, right, it's not.
Speaker 1: I would say, I've thought that before.
Speaker 4: But I would say that if I had a crowd
Speaker 4: of seventy thousand people screaming and cheering, I could probably
Speaker 4: get to a place where it causes me to tear up.
Speaker 4: And it's not a performative thing. But that part of
Speaker 4: the show kind of she didn't have that built in.
Speaker 4: It just started happening with crowds where they're like, we're
Speaker 4: going to try to see if we can get her
Speaker 4: to cry, and she does it on every show, but
Speaker 4: it's not And by the way, Taylor Swift is an
Speaker 4: emotional person.
Speaker 1: You're not going there to laugh. You're going there to
Speaker 1: feel things and to be emotional. She's sincere. She's nothing
Speaker 1: but sincere.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like I just.
Speaker 6: Music is generally just sincere. It's sincere. In general. Your
Speaker 6: lyrics are supposed to be a connection to you, like
Speaker 6: your emotions or whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm not a musician, but it's the opposite of comedy.
Speaker 5: Performers, night after night after night will have the same
Speaker 5: spiel music performers and it's you know, they'll try to
Speaker 5: get an emotional.
Speaker 6: Well, that's just the nature of performances. You have to
Speaker 6: repeat it. It's the yeah, I mean going into it.
Speaker 6: It's funny that it's going into it. It's like if
Speaker 6: if I want to see someone do their one person show,
Speaker 6: I want to be paying for one person show, and
Speaker 6: I don't want there to be awards to give into
Speaker 6: the one person show. People for stand up comedy, not
Speaker 6: stand up comedy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel sometimes I agree that Sometimes I'm on
Speaker 4: stage and I don't want to do a certain joke
Speaker 4: and I don't have enthusiasm for it, and I have
Speaker 4: to like summon it and kind of fake it if
Speaker 4: you will, because I'm in a bad mood and I
Speaker 4: just got some news that I don't like, or I'm
Speaker 4: I'm not feeling that well, I'm under the weather, whatever
Speaker 4: it is, and I have to like get into the
Speaker 4: joke the way I.
Speaker 1: Was telling it the first time, and I hate that feeling.
Speaker 1: I don't. I would never seek out that feeling.
Speaker 4: I would never put something in my act that would
Speaker 4: make me have to conjure that it's a circumstantial thing
Speaker 4: that happens sometimes because I just am in a rut.
Speaker 4: But some people design their whole sets to be like,
Speaker 4: here's where I'm gonna get fake.
Speaker 3: Stamp of K just went on it, the judge stamp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's staple guns.
Speaker 3: I think some people should.
Speaker 5: Do it well, but not everyone. It is an art form.
Speaker 5: I've definitely been swept up in a one man show before.
Speaker 5: I've been like, fuck, I'm sobbing my face off, and.
Speaker 3: That's when you knew it was gonna be this.
Speaker 6: I'm sobbing my face off. This is the best comedy
Speaker 6: show I've ever.
Speaker 3: Like, you went to a comedy show because you were
Speaker 3: having a bad night, and you're like, I just want
Speaker 3: to laugh, and instead you're crying about someone else's pain.
Speaker 3: That's not fair.
Speaker 1: I guess yet.
Speaker 9: Rules, But there there are rules, there's categories. Literally, yeah,
Speaker 9: it's it's again, Aith, It's like it's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 9: a fan of comedy.
Speaker 6: If you're a fan of comedy, you might like Shindler's List, right,
Speaker 6: I mean that was hilarious.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Final thought, Well, Anya, you're just joining us for this episode.
Speaker 4: Is there anything else you wanted to cover that you've
Speaker 4: missed out in the past couple of weeks from the
Speaker 4: road from you know, we went to the Taylor Swift day.
Speaker 4: We had this weekend on the road in Atlantic City.
Speaker 4: You weren't there in Rhobe that.
Speaker 5: I really missed out on, but I've always wanted to go.
Speaker 3: Trying to think.
Speaker 5: We've had so much fun Lyla, I'm still just flying
Speaker 5: and you our band?
Speaker 3: Yeah, your your cover band?
Speaker 2: Were you guys?
Speaker 3: We're doing great.
Speaker 5: We're we had a great Instagram live the other day.
Speaker 5: We've really were Our catalog is growing.
Speaker 1: Oh, we know it.
Speaker 5: We know at least five songs perfectly, if not seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah. This past week I've been working on it with
Speaker 4: my voice teacher, and it's I went in yesterday and
Speaker 4: it was such a struggle for me in that fucking lesson,
Speaker 4: and I'm going again right after this to my second
Speaker 4: lesson for the week.
Speaker 1: It's so hard to sing.
Speaker 4: And we got to the root of my issue, which is,
Speaker 4: like I'm always trying to sound like someone else because
Speaker 4: I don't know how my real singing voice sounds. And
Speaker 4: my real singing voice is fucking disturbing to me because
Speaker 4: he goes, there, there it is, that was it? That's
Speaker 4: the real one, because you have to like loosen everything.
Speaker 1: Oh you guy, like, will we talk like this because
Speaker 1: your real singing.
Speaker 4: Voice is when you go like, your real voice is
Speaker 4: like kind of the sound you made, or like cave
Speaker 4: men made before there was speech where it was just
Speaker 4: like oh and so yes, today he literally had me
Speaker 4: singing and Tyler Taylor Swift song. I mean he was
Speaker 4: having me exaggerated so I could get to it and
Speaker 4: it actually so we got to the root of my issue,
Speaker 4: which is I'm always trying to sound like someone else
Speaker 4: because I'm trying to mimic something because that's how that's
Speaker 4: how I operate in the world, Like I've my sense
Speaker 4: of humor. My personality is just a big mix of
Speaker 4: all things that are other people, and whenever something comes
Speaker 4: out of me. I always get really when someone's like,
Speaker 4: you're the only one I know who does this thing.
Speaker 4: I'm always like, I don't like things being just me.
Speaker 3: I hate I said, I want everything to be only me.
Speaker 3: Nobody can ever I want.
Speaker 4: I don't like it because then people are always like
Speaker 4: laughing about whatever that is. Like you slam cabinets, you
Speaker 4: fall down too fast, you PLoP around, you stretch out things,
Speaker 4: you take off your pants too fast, too fast, you
Speaker 4: say this thing weird, and I don't.
Speaker 1: Like it at all.
Speaker 4: But so the root of my issue is that I
Speaker 4: don't know my own I have to get to my
Speaker 4: own singing voice and then I can start adapting it
Speaker 4: to what I want it to sound like. But I
Speaker 4: I don't even have anything to work off of because
Speaker 4: I've never said my real singing voice.
Speaker 1: Because your real singing voice sounds good.
Speaker 4: It sounds because it sounds almost so, because I'm trying
Speaker 4: to always mimic someone else, so I don't sound like
Speaker 4: like someone's like oh, someone thinks like oh, because a
Speaker 4: real singing voice sounds really good and like different, and
Speaker 4: it will always it will kind of sound like you're
Speaker 4: trying to be. It just sounds like if I did
Speaker 4: my real singing voice, you wouldn't recognize it because it
Speaker 4: doesn't sound like me. It sounds like some it sounds
Speaker 4: like someone else, because I've never sounded like that before,
Speaker 4: because it's this like deep, It's like it's like ideally
Speaker 4: am and I'm never you know, like I was saying
Speaker 4: before yesterday, like I am on stage like who I am?
Speaker 4: And I'm just like, oh, say whatever, But like it's
Speaker 4: it's it's orgasmic. It's like literally a sound that your
Speaker 4: body that you're ashamed of because it's so real and
Speaker 4: so you're trying to always control it. Anya, do you
Speaker 4: relate to any of this, because Anya, whenever you tell
Speaker 4: me the story of you founding your singing voice, it
Speaker 4: was always like you were in the car listening to
Speaker 4: Liz Fair and you were like, I'm just gonna start
Speaker 4: singing like this, and suddenly that was me and it
Speaker 4: just sounded like this like moment where you're just like, ah,
Speaker 4: I just like found it, and it's so frustrating because
Speaker 4: I keep having glimpses of my real voice and then
Speaker 4: I can't get it again.
Speaker 5: Have you ever had a moment where you're like, oh,
Speaker 5: that's it, that's it, that's.
Speaker 4: Me, yes, but then it's gone. She's gone, she leaves town,
Speaker 4: she buys a one way ticket, and you give us
Speaker 4: a sample or no, no, because I couldn't be able
Speaker 4: to find it. I can only find it when my
Speaker 4: teacher is like it's like pilates, dude, It's like, oh,
Speaker 4: you have it right now, And I'm like, this feels
Speaker 4: so weird.
Speaker 1: It feels like I'm twistingly crazy to be straight, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like it's not my Maybe you can record it.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 1: I have recordings of it, but I dare not listen
Speaker 1: to it. It's only he has heard it.
Speaker 4: I'm totally comfortable sounding like it in front of him
Speaker 4: because we've had like a year of hanging out and
Speaker 4: maybe making these weird noises.
Speaker 1: But it's it's not something that I can Yeah, but
Speaker 1: but it's it's hard to get.
Speaker 6: On talking about God instead of your Only he has
Speaker 6: heard it. We trust him.
Speaker 1: His teachings are working.
Speaker 3: You capitalize the age always.
Speaker 5: I think repetition gets you there and slowly the shame
Speaker 5: will fall away.
Speaker 1: But I'm did you have shame of your voice?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding? My entire life was shame about my
Speaker 5: voice from the moment I started speaking.
Speaker 4: What did it sound like when you first were trying
Speaker 4: to be a singer and like didn't find your voice?
Speaker 4: What did your singing voice sound like? Can you give
Speaker 4: us an example?
Speaker 5: I mean all I was in a choir and just
Speaker 5: like singing along with a choir, just like no control,
Speaker 5: no idea. Then when I wanted to sing like Liz
Speaker 5: Fair or somebody, I was like, I hate her voice.
Speaker 5: She's since become my favorite singer or one of my
Speaker 5: favorite songwriters. And I was in the car with a
Speaker 5: little recorder and I was like, I want to practice,
Speaker 5: and I did, and I did my chest voice first,
Speaker 5: and I was like trying to mimic her. So I'd
Speaker 5: be like I wanna be you know. I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: that sounds awful, sounds like orphan Annie. And then I'd
Speaker 5: be like happy mass verizing too. I'm like that sounds
Speaker 5: awful and shaky. And then I was just like, why
Speaker 5: can't I just like sing like how I speak? I
Speaker 5: like singers who's I don't like belters. I don't like
Speaker 5: no offense to Celine Dion, the Celine Dion's and Adele's
Speaker 5: of the world amazing voices. Just I don't want to
Speaker 5: sound like that. I want to sound like me, you know,
Speaker 5: and so and a lot of people do not like
Speaker 5: voices like my I like like Feist. Feist has a
Speaker 5: voice that to me sounds I don't know, like or
Speaker 5: Fiona Apple, like Fiona Apple sounds a lot like her
Speaker 5: voice when she speaks.
Speaker 4: Do you hear Mateo Lane saying the other day on
Speaker 4: his He's incredible the opera My got. It was so
Speaker 4: good not to mention the woman he said next to,
Speaker 4: who's like one of the best sopranos in the world.
Speaker 4: It was I just can't even believe these sounds can
Speaker 4: come out of people's heads.
Speaker 6: Lane upsetting talent, talented? Why far too many things? Why
Speaker 6: did he get Donald Glover? If you're talented too many things,
Speaker 6: you got to chill out.
Speaker 4: And he's really nice too, and he's like humble and
Speaker 4: doesn't like and he has like total so much self doubt.
Speaker 4: I really love but his that clip of him singing,
Speaker 4: I knew he was a good singer. I didn't know
Speaker 4: that he what he his load like, he's he's all
Speaker 4: over the map. He can hit the high notes, he
Speaker 4: can hit the low notes, like notes that you go
Speaker 4: like that's coming out of him.
Speaker 1: It was check out, Mateo.
Speaker 6: Lane's ripped them in the world.
Speaker 4: He speaks three languages. He's ripped. He's he looks like
Speaker 4: a fucking Italian statue.
Speaker 6: He goes to Italy, speaks Italian to people and sings
Speaker 6: Italian arias and then does stand up in America.
Speaker 4: He does amazing stand up. He sings He's saying at
Speaker 4: Carnegie Hall the other night. And then he also can
Speaker 4: is like a really good like chef. He's a really
Speaker 4: good cook. Draw three and he can draw. And he
Speaker 4: was just a drawer, Like if you just only knew it,
Speaker 4: he could have a huge successful career just from his
Speaker 4: drawings because they are so insane. There it's it's not, yeah,
Speaker 4: he's really that good. It's I've never met someone who
Speaker 4: is this town. It's really insane. And yeah, it's it
Speaker 4: doesn't make anything.
Speaker 3: He had good parents. It sounds like I think he did.
Speaker 3: I mean had secure he's secure, so he had secure parents.
Speaker 1: I know he's not. He's he's kind of insecure. No offense, Matereo.
Speaker 1: If you're if you ever hear this.
Speaker 3: Well, he's displaying all these things. You have to be
Speaker 3: secure enough to be.
Speaker 4: Showing you have to be really secure to be able
Speaker 4: to sing, I think in your natural voice because it's
Speaker 4: so I don't if any anyone can relate to what
Speaker 4: I'm talking about, it just doesn't. I get in the like,
Speaker 4: if you're a singer, the only way your bad singer
Speaker 4: is if you get in the way of your good voice.
Speaker 4: Like you have a voice inside you and the only
Speaker 4: thing that's holding you back is you getting in your
Speaker 4: own way. It's so fucking frustrating. And plates is the
Speaker 4: same way. It's like we're born like perfectly aligned, you
Speaker 4: know if you unless you're born with some kind of
Speaker 4: fucking phone disease, but you know, like your babies have
Speaker 4: like perfect alignment, and then somewhere along the line they
Speaker 4: get we all get in our own way.
Speaker 5: Hmmm.
Speaker 3: That's the same thing with everything with your whole life emotional.
Speaker 4: Everything that's supposed to be my word that I take
Speaker 4: with me, like in my life is surrender. I probably
Speaker 4: could and then it will. Then I'm supposed to be
Speaker 4: more successful and more complete.
Speaker 5: Well I think that's healthy because that's like it goes
Speaker 5: hand in hand with acceptance, like sort of based on
Speaker 5: what I was saying earlier, I don't think I uphold
Speaker 5: certain voices as like the like great voices, which probably
Speaker 5: ninety percent of the planet would like. Jeff Tweety amazing
Speaker 5: voice to me, one of my favorite male voices ever.
Speaker 5: It's very natural. It is not a super duper trained voice.
Speaker 5: I'm sure he's taken lessons to control his breathing. He's
Speaker 5: incredible because to me, it's a very unique sound. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was gonna wear it too. It's it's like so
Speaker 5: identifiable that is Jeff Tweety. It sounds like how he speaks.
Speaker 5: It's not too far off from that. It's not fake.
Speaker 5: So I've heard you sing like you. I've like you've
Speaker 5: sent me a song before, and I'm like, dude, this
Speaker 5: is you. I hear like I hear Nikki. This is
Speaker 5: the most incredible voice because it's like the essence of you.
Speaker 5: And I don't think it's that like embarrassing or like
Speaker 5: or gestun kah. Yeah, it just sounds just like it.
Speaker 1: Does sound good. It does sound I got to hear it.
Speaker 3: I'll be the judge.
Speaker 4: General as kid because you're like trying to get people
Speaker 4: like singing kids.
Speaker 3: Are like you could say all hobbies are kid because
Speaker 3: you want attention.
Speaker 4: No, sometimes hobbies are not about other people, like trying
Speaker 4: to control people's emotions, like singing is.
Speaker 5: Of course, I don't think authentic singing is.
Speaker 1: No, I I agree. I mean I wouldn't be doing
Speaker 1: it if it were.
Speaker 3: I think means try hard. By nature, your personal can't
Speaker 3: be kid, But when you're when you're singing like Nikki,
Speaker 3: that's when it breaks through that you're you're trying. That's
Speaker 3: when the kid.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe if I just like think of myself as
Speaker 1: if I'm not doing it, it'll like help me not
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: All I want to be is the first kit is
Speaker 3: I got confused?
Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, Like maybe if I think of anything other
Speaker 4: than my real voice as then I will be less
Speaker 4: likely to do anything like I need to shame myself.
Speaker 1: But that's not supposed to psychology.
Speaker 3: It depends on if you need this for this one thing,
Speaker 3: you could use it for a little bit frustrating.
Speaker 4: So yeah, the band is stalled out until I find
Speaker 4: my true voice because I can't fucking one.
Speaker 5: Of your true voices like Stallwaine's voice.
Speaker 4: I fucking wish I wish I had his body. I
Speaker 4: wish I would I would take his body over mine.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's not enough hours in the day to beat the tailor.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it happened.
Speaker 5: Girl mustache too. While you're at it, you would learning curve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ew, I hate the learning curve.
Speaker 4: All right, we gotta go. Thank you guys so much
Speaker 4: for listening to the podcast. I'll see you this week,
Speaker 4: and temp, I'll see you next week. And wherever I
Speaker 4: am do say, one room? Do you remember where we
Speaker 4: are next week?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh Detroit and oh great, oh yeah Detroit and and.
Speaker 5: Thanksgiving and and oh.
Speaker 4: Okay, well then Saint Louis look for me around the
Speaker 4: Funny Bone. I'll be doing some secret shows for charity
Speaker 4: around the Thanksgiving period.
Speaker 1: So come out to those. And I will see you
Speaker 1: this weekend on the road. We'll see you next week
Speaker 1: on the show. Thank you for listening. And dikround yeah
Speaker 1: don't because.
Speaker 4: Not one man chow what oh yeah jokes, not one
Speaker 4: man chose Yeah, don't don't.
Speaker 1: Be sincere, don't try to pull out a heart strings.
Speaker 2: And yeah
Speaker 4: And yeah yeah,