WEBVTT - #393 Morpheus 8: Face To Burn, One Man Show vs Comedy Act & Cover Band Update! 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:01.880 The Knickki Glaser podcast. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:07.840 Glaser. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:09.920 Here's Nikki. 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:13.120 Hello here, I am welcome to the podcast. It's Nikki 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:17.680 Glazer podcast. Just for anyone watching on YouTube. If my 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:22.239 skin looks disgusting, it's because I got a Morpheus eight 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:26.200 laser like staple gun in my face two days ago. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.280 So the past two days my face. 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:29.880 I'm not supposed to wear makeup, but I did put 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:31.320 it on for this and then I take it off 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:34.320 immediately because it's just too disturbing. I was thinking I'll 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:36.080 just not wear makeup and say that I had a facial, 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:37.080 like I don't care, but. 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:39.400 If someone clipped it, people would be warm. 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:41.479 And I was like, maybe I'll hold a sign the 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:43.440 whole time next to my face that says like I 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:45.800 had a laser facial, this isn't my real face. 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:46.480 So you just can't. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:49.720 You can't get away with things because they get clipped dominant. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:52.000 It is a great question. 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:58.080 Not really sure because it seems to have like it's 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.560 cut up my face pretty severely, like I have actual 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:02.920 abrasions on my face from it, like it's cut like 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:05.640 Anya is here, by the way, Tailor's here, Noah's here, 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:08.440 Brian's here. Anya you've had this done before. Did you 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:11.479 have actual cuts on your face? Because I have, She said, 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:13.720 I might have scratches, And I do have lines and 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:14.720 scratches and cuts. 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.640 I don't all over my face, No, but I did 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:20.959 look like a fucking piece of work, like someone like 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:23.440 a tractor trailer just drove over my face. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.319 So you did have so that's cuts. 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.959 No, I didn't have cuts. It just was like you know, 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.800 when you get like, have you ever had fratzel, you 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:36.000 have like wild scabs. 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:36.400 But if a tractor trailer drove over your face, you 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:39.240 would have cuts. So the analogy has been placed into question. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:45.560 Well, I'm saying road rash only, h are Oh I 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.360 think I had like long like you're talking like a 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:49.960 razor blade cut kind of thing. 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:52.320 Yeah, Like I I have like a chunk missing from 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.200 my nose, like it feels like it. It really felt 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:57.040 like a staple gun. I mean that's what she compared 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:58.600 it to. Its very painful. 0:01:58.600 --> 0:01:59.080 I had to be. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.240 Numbed for I put numbing cream on your face, which 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:03.040 I've had. I mean, I've had a million injections in 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:06.280 my life and different face things, and they put the 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.280 numb and creon and it's usually on for like fifteen 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.040 to twenty minutes. She was like, this needs me on 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.040 an hour because this is so painful. 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:13.480 I had no idea. 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:16.480 I originally even got this because I heard Anya was like, 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:20.440 I did this radio frequency thing. It's pain free. It 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:23.240 just feels like they're rubbing a dildo in your face. Yes, 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:24.720 But then I asked you what's it called? And you 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.519 said the Morpheus eight. And so I went in that 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.200 day and I said, can I have the Morpheus eight? 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:29.440 And then can I have the Anya? 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:30.840 I went in the next time to get it, and 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:32.360 they were like, this is the most painful one. I 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.440 was like, that's not the one my friend had, OK. 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.160 And then I went back to you and I was like, 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:37.440 did you actually have the Morpheus eight? 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:38.200 And you were like I don't. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:39.160 I don't know. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:40.840 And then I was like, oh wait, I think I'm 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.200 in too deep. But then I couldn't get at that 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:44.840 time because I had to be on TV the next day, 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:47.440 and they were like, absolutely no makeup. And so I 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:49.280 went back this week because I don't have any TV. 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:50.880 I just have this and I'm not supposed to be 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:54.799 wearing makeup, but I do. What's the wholest powerful thing 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:59.959 the hope is building collagen. It triggers the underneath layer 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.560 of the skin. No, what if you want to look 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.680 up like what it does. I would love maybe a 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:06.240 description because I really don't know. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:07.480 I just go to these things. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:11.919 That's a descriptions titans. So it's like for people that. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:13.160 Are it doesn't lift anything. 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.079 By the way, it three minds to show up. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.240 Just so she told me it doesn't lift. She said, 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:21.280 don't don't look for lasers to lift. They're never gonna lift. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:25.560 That's not gonna happens. Theres going on into your dermal. 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.160 Don't lay look for these things to lift, she said. 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.720 Maybe she's wrong, but like she was like smoothing. So 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:34.400 it says I don't know what this means. But it 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:38.400 remodels and contours the face and body via subdermal at 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.320 a post remodeling. 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:43.040 Okay, I had Nate Burkis and. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:49.400 Around is something that happens after you die at a 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.720 post something or maybe that's just the fat that comes out, 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.720 Yeah you die, Cyril wack or performing it. 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:58.760 Okay, So it's supposed to it's supposed to penetrate deep 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.680 into the skin and fat for smoother and sleeker appearance. 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:03.200 Does that make sense. 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.040 Okay, yes, so it's it's it really was like a 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:10.040 gould drink could drink drink drink. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:12.640 Like it's all over your first It hurts so bad, 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:15.760 even with the numbing stuff, which is fine because it's 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:20.600 like something like nine hundred dollars. It's ridiculous. But a 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:23.080 shout out to to Nayak. If you're in Saint Louis, 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:24.960 definitely go to Nyak. They know what they're doing. Everyone 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:29.680 there is fucking gorgeous. Jen there, Jen Jones is Uh, 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:32.080 it's my favorite she. I love her so much. She 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.560 consults me in a But here's the thing I will say. 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.000 That shout out to West Nayaka City in New York. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:39.320 Yeah, shout out there. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.360 Shout out to my bank account that is missing nine 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:45.640 hundred dollars after many treatments. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:47.799 Uh, it is all it's it's a lot of money, 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:53.040 but it's it's all worth it. But I this was 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:55.400 what I was confused about, because I'm like, I go 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.400 in there and I'm asking about like dents in my face, 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.080 the things I'm seeing. And by the way, I did 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:01.239 see a YouTube clip the other day of our show, 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.479 and I just clicked on it to like watch a 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:06.160 second of it, and you can't miss a comment because 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.760 they just staple a comment to the top, And so 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.800 I hate comments. And someone did say, can we all 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:14.600 agree Nikki's face hasn't changed. That's very nice. Please don't 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:16.719 think that some days I have bad days, some days 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:19.320 I have good. I'd rather no one comment on it all. 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.000 And I know you're like, well, what you comment on it? 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:22.919 Are you not supposed to comment on it? Yeah, you 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.560 could just not write a comment. 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:26.760 On If I do write a comment, just not about 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.200 because we need the comment to engage. 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.680 Yeah, okay, so leave a comment. But I guess I 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:34.359 would be a frustrated. If I was a listener, I 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:35.479 was like, will you talk about your face? 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:38.680 We can't weigh in? Can I just talk about my 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:39.240 face without you? 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:39.560 Haig in? 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:41.159 Does I give you a write? But I don't know. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.839 Maybe it does, maybe it does, listen, that's up to you. Whatever. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:45.240 I'm not gonna read it, but I did read one 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:47.120 because they're staple to the fucking top and I can't 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.480 watch a clip with myself without I can't show interest 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.760 in my own show without having some kind of insight 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.800 from a stranger. But so they were uh, but I 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.760 just want to say, yeah, whatever, that's I guess that's 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:01.440 my point. But then after I I get done with 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:05.280 the staple gun face, and then I was like we 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.120 were talking about Oh. She was talking about how some 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:11.560 clients have to like lie about their stuff to their 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:13.600 husbands because they're so embarrassed abut geting it done. And 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:15.839 she said that this one woman told her husband she 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:18.880 was getting a colonoscopy and I was like, wait, why 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:25.560 how did she not look c Yeah, and she was like, no, 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:29.000 that she was having something that she she got away 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:32.120 with saying colony because she had to take a fentanyl lollipop, 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:33.600 which is a little real thing. 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:38.080 It's where you literally suck on. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:41.679 Fento's so painful. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:42.840 That's how you kill yourself. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:44.800 But you don't have any you can't. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:49.919 There's no visual signs. And I go, what's that on her? Ask? No, 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.640 it's on her face. So she goes, that's the old Sarah. 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:54.479 And she points to this machine behind her and I go, 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.120 why am I not doing that? 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:57.520 And she was like, well, you. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.400 Can do that, And I'm like, this is my problem 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:02.000 with these things. It's like I just when I was leaving, 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.800 I go, I want to do that next time, because 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.240 it's bigger and better and you need a fentanel. Anything 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:11.840 that's like requires more, and you don't have any fentanyl, 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.400 and you don't feel there's no visuals of it. You 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.560 look like maybe a little red, but like nothing like 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.280 I got. So I'm like, why am I doing this 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.400 instead of that? And I think the answer is cost. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.000 Maybe maybe that's like so much more. But I just 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.640 told her, I go, Jen. I need you to know. 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:30.600 I want to do everything. Everything you can do I 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.640 want to do. I got money to burn on this, 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.600 I got face to burn on this. 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:36.360 I want. 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:40.679 I don't think you understand everything. You have every arsenal, 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.480 let's just do it. Let's because I don't want to 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:45.120 get a facelift because the guy that I would go 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.920 to is booked out until a year. So I got 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.440 a schedule facelift now if I want, I'm ready. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:50.720 To do that. 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:52.680 Here's what I want. 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:56.160 People our age, do that. Don't anybody say I need one? 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:56.560 Don't do it? 0:07:56.680 --> 0:08:02.120 Yeah, forty twenties, get them with all. Sarah doesn't see 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:05.720 micro needling. You do have to be careful because you 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:09.360 you can lose the very precious little fat tissue around 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:12.040 your eyes, and some technicians don't know what they're doing. 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.200 This is what I've been told by the best. And 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.960 then you can melt away the beautiful fat that you 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:20.160 desperately want, actually, and you can have that hollow look 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.800 of the eyes that you trademarked, Nikki, what do you 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.960 call them? The I don't know if Bezo's wife's eyes 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:26.680 or who was it. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:29.760 You're like her eyes, doctor Phil's wife. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:32.720 Okay, no, that's a that's that's those are her classic 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.800 eye job eyes. But I think the hollow like hollow eyes, 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:41.440 like Oppenheimer eyes, like you know, like he looks like 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:41.880 a skull. 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.920 Yeah, Killian Murphy. I have those kind of eyes. 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.240 Someone sent me a Leslie Gore clip today, which I 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.600 really was flattered by. This girl, a bestie I believe, 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:55.520 was like, you look like Leslie Gore back in the day. 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.920 And she was singing I think she was singing It's 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:01.600 My party or something like that. Yeah, And again I 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.400 was like, oh, every time I get told I look 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.600 like someone, it's because their eyes are this certain way. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:11.120 I can't describe it. Like Terry Gar, Yeah, Terry Gar's 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.480 eyes weren't. That's that's what I look like. But it's 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:14.720 not the eye thing everyone else. 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:18.200 It's just like all this weird eye shape that I 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.400 don't I don't particularly like in other people. And I'm 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.560 kind of I get this sad that I don't like 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:23.920 it in my. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:28.160 Line and is Shelley Duvall's eyes like borderline. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.199 No, you don't graze. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.679 Borderline, wham graves. 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:38.559 They're like for those of you are newsful eyes are 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.520 based off of someone we went to high school with 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:44.640 who like quispy. And his last name we're not going 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:46.040 to say what it is, but it was something like 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:49.640 it started with a kru Chris and he would always 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:52.800 say like his that's how his name was was something 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.760 like that and so. And he also had eyes that shut. 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:59.200 The lower lid and the upper lid came together, each 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.720 on its own, like symbiotically, they met in the middle 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:06.240 like little clams. And so he had clam eyes. Because 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.599 he talked like this, we called him Quamis. And we 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:10.960 called him Quispy. 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:16.360 Because because he also looked twispy and singed because he 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:17.280 had been in a fire. 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:22.160 My God always looks. 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:27.239 If you're listening, No, he wasn't. We made we pretended 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:29.800 that he did run through a little bit. 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:32.480 He looked like he had just had all fair. He 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:33.000 really did. 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:37.400 God, it was always he was like winter wind burned. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:37.920 He was. 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.640 He was always skiing and his hair loved. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:44.160 Try could have been like it. 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:48.280 Could like like if someone puts it could it was 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:53.800 like straw, We're such bitches. But we loved this guy 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:55.400 and he had no idea And it's not like we 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.839 would say this to his face, and we. 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:01.760 Just wanted to draw him walking all over and you 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:04.160 see two girls laughing at you, and you don't know why. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:07.440 No, no, we were like that, you don't. He was 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:09.360 like one of our best friends. He was our one 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.840 of our best friend's boyfriend for years, and so he 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:13.480 was like we we were. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:19.040 He is also did your name the words your and name. 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:21.880 Tattooed on his ass our senior year, so he could 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.480 say I have your name tattooed on my ass and 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.600 then girls would go what, And then he would bend 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:27.000 over and. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:30.160 Be like, I love a guy commits to it. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.400 It's pretty good, but I can't believe he still has 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:41.679 that on his He's like off, yeah, So yeah, I 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:43.800 got Morpheus eight. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:48.120 And relate to this. That's because I got me and 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.320 your boy Tim Convey used to live together, and then 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.280 we would drive all the way from those Feelings to 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:57.880 Santa Monica to get laser hair removal on our backs. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:03.440 The laser hair removal on and those days was excruciatingly painful. 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:05.559 It was we'd have to like take the day off 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:08.280 after doing the laser hair move. You just go home 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:10.840 and pass out in our beds, wouldn't you mean dinner? 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:13.240 And then I got laser hair moval on my back 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.320 again two years later, and the technology improved and it 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:20.600 was like painless. Why you got it was like painless? 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.079 They use it they now they with laser hair removal. 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:27.440 They like spray uh cooling agent so that you're it 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:29.520 numbs the skin and then it lasers you so you 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:30.040 don't feel it. 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:31.160 They didn't numb you. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.160 They did they put like numbing cream on your back. 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:38.120 But no, it was so painful both of us. This 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:41.720 was like sixteen, yeah, twenty sixteen. And then by twenty 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.320 eighteen it was like the technology or are we just 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:44.640 went to the. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:46.320 Better change everything for you guys. 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:52.880 Trump became president, hair removal technology improved dramatically. Say what 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:54.840 you will about Trump, Okay. 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:58.400 What about hair placement? Should have been what. 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.040 Well the nineties hairplacement. I was like, yeah, that was 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:03.720 a disaster. And now yeah, I can't tell. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:05.839 How come Trump doesn't get hair placement. 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.199 He's got beautiful hair instead of. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:09.760 His hair being like it is. 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:10.679 I think he does. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:12.400 Probably it's attached. 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.280 I think it's it's a comb up, it's. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:19.880 A comb over, slopping in the wind for his age. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:20.880 Yeah, he kind of does. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.160 But I do think it's I think it's pushed forward 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:25.280 and kind of like, I think it's over. 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.760 But why didn't you just get it put in if he's. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.800 So rich, because it would take time. 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.240 Oh you can't. He can't hide and you can't. 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:34.439 It's like that kind of guy that doesn't want to 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:36.800 endure any discomfort or pain, don't you. 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:40.720 Think, Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, I mean all 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:44.280 this stuff is is that's the problem. It's like it's 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.880 painful and it takes so much time. And that's why 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:48.839 I kind of give it up for girls who get 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:51.400 it done. It's like, okay, well you put it. That's 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.720 it's it's not that easy to spend all this money 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.760 and to be uh beautiful. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.280 You ever hear the phrase just be laid up forever? 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:02.680 You ever hear the phrase pain is weakness leaving the 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.199 body that what do you think about that? 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:09.600 I kind of like that because it makes you stronger 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:11.040 once you get through pain, it makes. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:14.120 You do you feel less stressed? 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.320 Well, that's like trauma leaving the body. 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:18.559 Yeah, that's probably. 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:19.920 I just went to pilates this morning. 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.160 It was the most painful thing of my life of 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:26.160 just like trying to activate muscles that don't want to work. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.160 It was just it was one of the hardest sessions. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:29.960 It was the hardest I've ever worked in a in 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:31.440 a workout class. 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:34.600 Like it was just like NonStop and there's no like 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.280 you're not doing cardios, so there's no reason why you 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:39.000 should be sweating and your heart rate should be up, 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:41.520 but you're clenching so much, and you're doing so much 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:44.440 like abs and like trying to push it back with 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:45.440 that muscle. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.560 And not with your back like it was insane. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:49.240 And then I was doing this one stretch if you 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:54.640 guys know plates, it's the front splits. Oh what it 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:58.080 unlocks something so deep in me. I was trying to 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.600 make people laugh. I was like my dad yelling at 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:04.240 me six flags in fourth grade, Like I was just 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.800 making stuff up to be like it's unlocking trauma because 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:09.920 they weren't really laughing though, but it really is. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:12.040 There's a bunch of people around. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:13.880 Huh is it really a split? 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.400 It's like, well, you put your front foot on the 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.600 on a bar and it's kind of like raised above 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:21.880 on this reformer, and then your backfoot is behind you 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.160 and then you your back foot slides on. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:25.040 This thing so you slide back. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:26.680 So no, it's not even close to front split, like 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:28.400 if you were doing it right, it would be like 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:31.040 front splits. But your your legs are you know, split 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.520 open with one in front of you, like you know, 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:36.520 it's not like a middle split. And then you're just 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:40.360 but you're stretching your hip flexus and there's so much Oh, 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:41.760 I watched this YouTube. 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.800 Video all the time. I really recommend it because her. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:47.160 Voice is so soothing and it's so good and it's 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:52.400 called trauma informed yoga, Yes, relaxing stored trauma, and she 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:56.400 just like watched you through all these she does trauma yoga. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:16:01.280 This girl what's her name, it's amazing Hannah you Eerie? 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.760 Why wait? You I are I? 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.320 Hannah? You I are I? And she does all. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:09.840 These like trauma Uh, like she does like yoga for 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:13.040 sexual abuse survivors, like and the whole thing. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:14.360 I just listened to it to go to sleep. 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.320 That's smart, Yeah, it's I don't I don't know, because 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:18.760 it helps me get to sleep because her voice is 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:19.280 so soothing. 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.040 But she's just the whole time she this is what. 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:27.160 This is what yoga is for sexual abuse survivors. Now 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:32.320 we're going to get into our front lotus position. Now 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:34.320 only do this if you want to. You don't have 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.520 to do anything I want you to do. You can sit, 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:39.240 You can opt out at any point. Every time she 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:41.920 tells you to now put your hand on your heart again. 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.040 If you don't have to do. 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:44.760 This, No one is making you do it. 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:47.920 It's just reminding them constantly that they don't have to do. 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.280 Just very soothing and what I need to hear all 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:51.680 the time and workout classes. 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:54.800 This is what my new chiropractor does. I told you 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.880 I saw the chat. I have this new chiropractor. I 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:00.760 went to him because I've had pain everywhere lately, just 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:04.520 mysteriously out of nowhere, and he was like so much 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.520 less creepy than my old chiropractor, who was like in 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:10.320 the seventies jazz band and just would randomly put his 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:15.080 hand into your sacred in case. Yeah, but this guy's 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:21.600 like he was our just so you know, if you're 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:25.520 ever uncomfortable at any moment, tell me, I cannot read 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.320 your mind. I will be touching you. Tell me. If 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:31.080 you're uncomfortable at any moment, do not leave a comment 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:33.920 on my yelp. Just tell me and I will. 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:36.640 Not be so this guy, this guy's had some trauma. Yeah. 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:40.200 I was like, why is he talking so much? I'm like, yeah, yeah, 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:41.440 I got He's. 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:44.359 Like whispering in your ear. You're like, right now, I 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:45.120 feel really weird. 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:48.640 And he's started talking about boundaries like an hour into 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.960 the set or I said something like, yeah, boundaries are cool. 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:53.320 We're just like shooting the ship and he goes, well, 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:57.920 tell that to tell that to Angela. My my reception. 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:01.280 I'm like, what's going on with Angela? And he's like, 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:04.280 I goes out your partner and he's like, yes, I 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:09.679 mean I would color my partner. I don't think her 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:18.639 husband I would appreciate that. Oh boy, this guy. I 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:21.200 can't stop seeing him. Guys, I've seen him five times 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:22.040 in two weeks. 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:23.280 Oh my god. 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:27.320 He is great. He's great. I like him, he's not. 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:31.720 Did you find him? You'll review it? You're like, got 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:32.400 some intimacy. 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:32.840 I was. 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:34.960 I just picked him up and his reviews were like 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:37.760 five stars, like so many great reviews. I'm like, I'll 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:40.960 check is he cracking you? Is he crackling me? And 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:43.840 he's doing weird woo woo energy ship And I'm so 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:48.919 cynical and skeptical that what are you doing now? What 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:50.520 are you doing now? And He's like, what do you 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:51.480 mean like this? 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:55.120 I don't like woo woo the word either? Is that 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:57.720 word said? We all said? 0:18:58.000 --> 0:18:58.480 Instead? 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:01.679 We have had a supercut of all us saying on 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:02.320 the podcast. 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:04.959 Oh, it's definitely been said by all of us. 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:10.560 Question I say hocus pocus, I don't say woo wu. 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:12.240 That's LD. 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:15.600 I call Luigi little woo woo. 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:19.800 Sometimes you call him little we Wei. 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:23.280 Yeah. Are they did they leave. 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:25.359 Room? 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:25.760 Yeah? 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:29.080 I call I call the dogs. It's just it's. 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:31.920 Insane what I can with the words that come into 0:19:31.960 --> 0:19:34.720 my mouth. But I was reading an article that it's 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:37.200 very normal to talk to your dogs even though they'll 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:38.400 never ever respond. 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:39.520 Or understand what you're saying. 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:42.840 And I do think I've I've made Chris and I 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:44.600 used to joke that Marian's so ugly, and we used 0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:48.359 to just be like, you're disgussed. But we can't do 0:19:48.440 --> 0:19:51.240 that anymore because words have meaning, even if you say 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:51.880 them cheerily. 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:53.760 So I whenever he's. 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:56.119 Like she's the grossest thing that's ever lived, I always 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:59.040 am like, no, you're so beautiful. 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:01.040 Boyfriend, been to your face? 0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:05.880 Why is it like, yes, she's so Yeah, she's funky looking. 0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:13.399 Man. She needs Oppenheimer eight be gone. 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:15.320 All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back 0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:15.800 right after that. 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:21.320 Hey guys, it's Nikki and I'm in Tempe, Arizona, in 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:24.720 a loud restaurant. But I have some urgent news to 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:30.760 tell you that I am prag not pregnant. I'm actually 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:33.959 taping a special. It's the opposite of that. My womb 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:36.320 is probably inhospitable because I'm on the road so much. 0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:39.879 But I am taping a special coming up this December 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:42.200 sixteenth in Seattle at the Moore Theater. 0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:43.960 I would really love you to be there. 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:47.880 I really want the crowd stacked with my fans and 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:50.879 my best fans, which are my busies. So if you 0:20:50.880 --> 0:20:52.800 want to play on a trip around it a little 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:56.440 pre holiday trip. December sixteenth. It's a Saturday in Seattle. 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:58.240 There are two shows at the Moore Theater. You can 0:20:58.280 --> 0:21:01.160 get tickets at Nikki Glazer dot com. I'm so excited 0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:05.560 about this new material. I'm putting it on a special. 0:21:05.720 --> 0:21:07.760 It's retiring after that night, and. 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:11.800 I want you there. Please be there. Noah will be there, 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:14.640 all my girls from the Girls Chat will be there. 0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:18.280 Everyone you know in Love Brian will be there. And 0:21:18.320 --> 0:21:19.920 I want you there too. I would love to see 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:21.800 you there in the crowd, and you might make it 0:21:21.840 --> 0:21:24.720 on TV. You'll hear you laughter, you'll hear you're clapping. 0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:27.480 You'll maybe even see yourself. So I love you, guys. 0:21:28.119 --> 0:21:33.960 December sixteenth, Seattle, More Theater. Get tickets now Nikkeiglazer dot com. 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:34.560 We're back. 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:38.120 I'll be in Tempe this weekend, you guys tonight Thursday night. 0:21:38.200 --> 0:21:40.080 If you are listening to this, there's a late show 0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:41.679 that still has tickets available if you want to come 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:44.520 see me at the Tempe Improv. And then I will 0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:46.960 be in Portland tomorrow and Saturday, and next week I 0:21:47.000 --> 0:21:48.280 will be in. 0:21:49.000 --> 0:21:51.600 No You'll be in Portland on Saturday. You're in Tempe. 0:21:51.800 --> 0:21:52.600 Thursday Friday. 0:21:52.960 --> 0:21:56.639 Oh sorry, yes, Thursday Friday, yes, right, okay, Thursday Friday, Tempe, 0:21:56.720 --> 0:21:57.760 then Portland Saturday. 0:21:58.040 --> 0:22:01.879 Then next week somewhere else. Girl is on the go. 0:22:03.560 --> 0:22:08.119 This girl is on fight. Literally, I am. 0:22:08.920 --> 0:22:10.879 A couple of months ago and I did I noticed 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:12.920 it was hotter, but I noticed that, like people didn't 0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:15.159 wear like any clothes in Tempe. It was like the 0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:17.080 least clothed city I've ever been to. 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:21.320 No, it's very close. Are you not clothes a lot? 0:22:21.720 --> 0:22:21.840 Uh? 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:24.879 In the summertime, I just wear like running shorts on 0:22:24.960 --> 0:22:26.399 his haktop because. 0:22:28.080 --> 0:22:30.359 I went to Trader Joe's and there are people in 0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:33.720 like bikinis in the Trader Joe's. 0:22:33.720 --> 0:22:36.200 That's great. Exit Beach. 0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:40.359 Yeah, I'm excited to go perform at a club again. 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:43.520 And Pete Lee is opening up for me, and it's 0:22:43.560 --> 0:22:47.800 he's always a fun hang and uh, yeah, I'm I 0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:51.200 have not had a day off and I don't even 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:53.840 know when ten years. I don't even understand. 0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:54.440 How are you? 0:22:56.400 --> 0:22:59.120 I'm actually pretty good. I'm actually pretty good. I get 0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:02.879 tired around eight o'clock and then I go to sleep 0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:06.040 and I yeah, but I just have to not not 0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:10.000 stop working. Right now, there's always something to do, and 0:23:10.040 --> 0:23:10.600 that's just the. 0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:11.280 Way it is. 0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:14.000 Can I just around Christmas time, you know you're going 0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:15.760 to be done with the special and you're going to 0:23:15.800 --> 0:23:17.680 be like, what a weight lifted off? And then you've 0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:19.040 got this family time. 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:22.720 Then yeah, I think so, But then I have to 0:23:22.720 --> 0:23:26.800 get back on the road almost immediately, and then and 0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:27.880 then we're going skiing. 0:23:28.480 --> 0:23:30.840 I'm look for to vacations. 0:23:30.880 --> 0:23:34.480 You guys like, I don't want to go see even 0:23:34.480 --> 0:23:36.480 though it was my idea and I love skiing. 0:23:36.480 --> 0:23:39.200 When I get out there, it is so much fucking work. 0:23:39.320 --> 0:23:43.600 It's so much all that equipment, all that new stuff 0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:45.960 that you need to look cool on the mountain and 0:23:46.040 --> 0:23:47.639 make sure you're going to be warm enough and have 0:23:47.760 --> 0:23:48.800 all the little things. 0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:50.720 It's just like it's a lot. 0:23:50.880 --> 0:23:53.000 It should be about the skiing for you. It should 0:23:53.000 --> 0:23:56.639 be about the I'll pray ski when you're done skiing, 0:23:56.720 --> 0:23:58.960 sitting by that fire, eating whatever you want with your 0:23:58.960 --> 0:23:59.640 friends after. 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:03.080 Everyone's little tired of cocoyas. 0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:03.960 Yeah, that's true. 0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:06.480 I think the best part is truly going down the 0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:08.639 mountain full speed as fast as I can and like 0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:11.399 there's no one around me, There's I have I'm not 0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:13.959 worrying or waiting for someone, like if you ski with me, 0:24:14.359 --> 0:24:17.520 we're not skiing together. Okay, I'm going down the mountain 0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:21.320 full speed, esper I want this is my time. I 0:24:21.359 --> 0:24:23.320 don't want to wait for you. I don't want to 0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:25.440 go like stop and look at trees, dad. 0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:27.320 I don't want to go go trick out this view. 0:24:27.400 --> 0:24:28.800 Let's take a picture. I'm going. 0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:30.760 I get to the top and I go right down 0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:32.880 because that's so fun. And I don't want to wait 0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:35.959 for anyone, and so I I that is my And 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:38.440 when I've been going down that mountain and just feeling 0:24:38.520 --> 0:24:41.919 so in control and slichen swashing back and forth, I 0:24:41.960 --> 0:24:44.200 just think to myself, I've I remember thinking this when 0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:47.600 I was I think, like in in college at some 0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:50.679 point I remember taking a snapshot and being like a 0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:53.960 screen shot with my mind and saying, Nikki, your goal 0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:56.800 in life is to do this as much as possible. 0:24:57.119 --> 0:24:58.719 This is the best feeling in the world. 0:24:59.160 --> 0:25:00.119 Chase it. 0:25:00.320 --> 0:25:04.920 And I've only been skiing once, I think years. 0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:07.200 Seas I've only been one sick in my life. 0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:09.639 But it is the best. So I guess I am 0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:10.520 excited about doing that. 0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:12.200 You don't go back and at all. 0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:13.639 No I do. 0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:15.320 I mean, I go back forward, but I go fast 0:25:15.320 --> 0:25:18.119 and I'm not recklessly fast. I I just I don't 0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:21.720 like to be leisure about anything. No, no, no, no, because 0:25:21.720 --> 0:25:23.840 I'm terrified of dying, and I wear a helmet and 0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:25.879 i'm and I do not like I don't try to 0:25:26.160 --> 0:25:28.960 be cool around people and like almost hit them like 0:25:29.960 --> 0:25:33.440 that so much. I am very controlled and I don't 0:25:33.440 --> 0:25:34.960 do that until I get my bearing. 0:25:34.720 --> 0:25:36.280 Straight like crazy to go through trees. 0:25:37.119 --> 0:25:39.359 No, I don't want to die. I an idiot. I 0:25:39.359 --> 0:25:41.160 don't want a sunny bono, and so I just keep 0:25:41.240 --> 0:25:42.640 I just straight down. 0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:44.960 The going through trees is fun, though if you go 0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:45.879 the right it can't be. 0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:48.359 And you see a little little dip in there and 0:25:48.400 --> 0:25:50.040 you can go and I can't be. 0:25:50.320 --> 0:25:53.560 My most fun part about skiing is the tree not fast. 0:25:53.720 --> 0:25:55.159 It's not fast, and I didn't I didn't used to 0:25:55.160 --> 0:25:56.680 wear a helmet. You gotta wear a helmet. You're an 0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:59.280 idiots if you don't wear as We didn't wear. 0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:01.680 A helmet all all my childhood. No helmets. 0:26:01.720 --> 0:26:03.800 Who was that actress that died just because she fell? 0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:11.520 Natasha Henderson and Natasha she was married to Nison No Natasha, 0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:13.560 she played the mother in the Parent Trap. 0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:14.320 She just fell. 0:26:14.560 --> 0:26:18.679 She wasn't even riteresting. She wasn't Yes, she was Natasha Richardson. 0:26:18.760 --> 0:26:21.760 She wasn't even skiing. She just fell over when they 0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:25.440 were like getting off the lift standing and hit her head. 0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:26.480 I think, I'm fine. 0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:28.040 They got to the bottom of the mountain and she 0:26:28.160 --> 0:26:30.040 was like, I am not fine, passed out, died. 0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:33.560 Whoa, yeah, just start hitting the on the ie. 0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:36.439 She died. She she hucked her head during a skiing lesson. 0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:39.480 It says, yeah, but I feel like when I read 0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:42.879 about it, she wasn't like going, you know, like it 0:26:43.000 --> 0:26:45.080 was just like she kind of just toppled over and 0:26:45.080 --> 0:26:50.040 fell falling is terrifying. Yeah, Bob Saggat died from a fall, 0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:52.359 we think, I mean, like that's what happened, but we 0:26:52.400 --> 0:26:54.919 don't know where or yeah, like well some kind of 0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:58.720 falling back into the headboard, whatever it is. I always 0:26:58.760 --> 0:27:00.199 just think like if he would have just got a 0:27:00.200 --> 0:27:03.000 different hotel room, you know, like the layout would have 0:27:03.040 --> 0:27:05.800 been so the layout would have been slightly different. If 0:27:05.840 --> 0:27:07.639 he hadn't have had a dream that woke him up 0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:09.320 and made him go pee in the middle of the night. 0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:12.240 Like if he wouldn't have, Like there's all these like 0:27:12.240 --> 0:27:14.000 what ifs. I watched Sliding Doors last night, so maybe 0:27:14.040 --> 0:27:16.040 I'm thinking about that right now too. Do you guys 0:27:16.080 --> 0:27:16.760 remember that movie? 0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:17.120 Yes? 0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:21.920 I just mentioned it because I was watching a cut 0:27:22.000 --> 0:27:26.440 of the Bittersweet Symphony video that Matt did. Nicky's starring 0:27:26.440 --> 0:27:27.879 in it, and it's so cool. 0:27:28.280 --> 0:27:29.480 Yeah, Matt did a cover of it. 0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:34.000 Let's yeah, Matt Pronpier and Alexi Rose do this cover. 0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:37.119 It's beautiful of my favorite song. It's so good and 0:27:37.160 --> 0:27:40.119 I never realized it was about like depression, and it's 0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:43.160 the lyrics are so cool, like have you ever been down? 0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:44.720 Have you ever been down? And then he goes, I'm 0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:47.160 a million different people from one day to the next, 0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:49.560 back in chain and Nicki's in itut and they have 0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:52.280 all these different cuts of Nicki. So and I was like, 0:27:52.320 --> 0:27:55.159 this is like Sliding Doors. It's like, what if your 0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:57.080 life was this or this or this. 0:27:57.320 --> 0:27:59.119 It's just like but it was really because I couldn't 0:27:59.160 --> 0:28:01.520 memorize the lyrics to do it in one shot, so 0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:04.000 that's why it's cutting around. But it ends up this 0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:06.120 is a happy mistake. It ends up looking cool because 0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:09.160 we do have to cut around it because I've been 0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:12.320 singing that song. I thought it was mam Mo Mo Mo. 0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:14.879 I didn't know it was my mold. I also didn't 0:28:14.920 --> 0:28:19.880 know that it was like, uh, what's the song about veins? 0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:24.199 There's like things, there's something song about about in my veins. 0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:25.960 I thought it was in my Things. 0:28:26.560 --> 0:28:28.960 There was also a lyric yesterday that Chris talked about 0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:33.440 on his radio show that I cannot believe what it 0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:37.200 is because I have been saying it wrong so much. 0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:38.760 Okay, what is it? 0:28:39.880 --> 0:28:40.240 Oh? 0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:44.120 Just like okay, just like the what is that that 0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:45.200 the Stevie. 0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:47.480 Next white wing Dove? 0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:51.400 I thought it was white Ranger, White Ranger, like the 0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:55.400 wad Ranger sing sounds like. I mean, I didn't think 0:28:55.400 --> 0:28:57.719 about it. I wasn't like, wow, a white Ranger singing. 0:28:58.480 --> 0:28:59.880 Yeah, But how was that? 0:29:00.000 --> 0:29:01.440 I'm not white Ranger. 0:29:01.520 --> 0:29:04.040 Because the white Winged Dove? Right? Is that right? 0:29:04.080 --> 0:29:09.680 I'm not saying that. Why I'm not saying it. She's 0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:12.360 saying white Ranger. But I've never like, I don't think 0:29:12.360 --> 0:29:14.680 about lyrics. I'm just like, okay, yeah, white Ranger. I'm 0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:17.080 like whatever, I think about them later when they start 0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:18.880 to mean something to me. But like at first, yeah, 0:29:18.920 --> 0:29:21.320 I just don't don't think about it. But what were okay? 0:29:21.360 --> 0:29:25.360 So the yeah, the Bittersweet Symphony, think, oh, Sliding Doors. 0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:27.400 I yeah, I watched it last night because Chris had 0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:30.280 a call, and so sometimes when I'm like, I don't 0:29:30.320 --> 0:29:33.240 watch anything alone ever, And so we were gonna watch 0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:35.840 Hell's Kitchen because it's our new favorite show or No 0:29:36.320 --> 0:29:38.760 Kitchen Nightmares. That's where Gordon Ramsey goes and he like 0:29:38.840 --> 0:29:41.920 figures out what these places should do to be better. 0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:45.400 They're so it's so good. But he went to go 0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:46.880 get on a call and I was like, He's like, 0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:48.120 just watch whatever you want, and I'm like. 0:29:48.080 --> 0:29:50.040 I don't know what to watch without you. 0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:52.400 And so then I saw Sliding Doors was on Hulu 0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:54.960 and I was like, oh that, Like well that's nostalgic 0:29:55.000 --> 0:29:58.600 for me. Nineteen ninety six movie Gwyneth Paltrow, some Scottish 0:29:58.640 --> 0:30:01.680 guy that is really not done anything that I that 0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:02.480 I've known since. 0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:03.719 But he was such a cutie back then. 0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:05.440 But I remember he was a weird choice for a 0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:08.280 love interest because he kind of has like droopy eyes 0:30:09.400 --> 0:30:11.680 and he's just I don't know, his name is like 0:30:11.760 --> 0:30:14.680 John Hannah or something. I looked him up, but I 0:30:14.720 --> 0:30:18.680 couldn't he he's still a cutie. But it's a movie 0:30:18.720 --> 0:30:21.680 about you know, she gets fired from her job and 0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:23.960 she's coming home to she she goes into work. 0:30:24.400 --> 0:30:26.120 She leaves her boyfriend in bed. He's like a writer 0:30:26.160 --> 0:30:26.960 and he writes all day. 0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:30.840 She goes into work, she gets fired, she leaves work, 0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:34.720 and in one and then it just has this mystical 0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:36.680 moment where this little girl is like playing with a 0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:38.440 doll and she has like walk around her. And then 0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:41.480 in the other moment, the woman's like the woman, the 0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:43.520 mother of the girl like grabs her daughter and it's 0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:44.800 like get out of this woman's way, and so she 0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:46.440 doesn't have to go around the girl. And just that 0:30:46.520 --> 0:30:49.280 split second of the mother moving the daughter. Then Gwyneth 0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:51.760 Paltro's life splits into two, and you see how both 0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:52.360 of those. 0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:53.440 Lives end up. 0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:56.000 And on one, she catches the train, she goes home, 0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:57.880 she catches her boyfriend in bed with another woman, and 0:30:57.920 --> 0:31:00.800 she starts a whole life new. The other one, she 0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:03.880 doesn't get home in time because she misses the train. 0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:06.520 She bumps her head. She gets home late, and he 0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:09.080 and then she keeps living with him, not knowing that 0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:12.760 he's cheating on her, and then one she's like, get 0:31:12.840 --> 0:31:14.960 some makeover. They do a whole makeover scene where she 0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:16.440 cuts her hair real short and it's like, you know, 0:31:17.680 --> 0:31:20.360 blonde Kate Goslin haircut. 0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:21.640 But I love that. 0:31:22.040 --> 0:31:25.280 I just remember one time, like I've told this before, 0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:27.600 but I was in New Orleans with Chris and I 0:31:27.640 --> 0:31:29.600 was like, I'm just gonna go put five hundred dollars. 0:31:29.600 --> 0:31:31.120 We were like near a casino. I was like, I'm 0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:33.600 gonna put five hundred dollars on black. I just like 0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:34.120 want to do it. 0:31:34.480 --> 0:31:35.080 See what will happen. 0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:38.520 Like, I've never once, I don't gamble. It's the only 0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:40.880 time I think I can remember I've gambled. 0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:44.560 But it's like one in addiction, right, you know you 0:31:44.600 --> 0:31:47.680 got a fifty fifty chance, right, and the excitement of 0:31:47.720 --> 0:31:49.400 saying I'm gonna put a five hundred dollars to me, 0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:51.880 it was worth five hundred dollars to have that excitement. 0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:53.960 So I like, already. 0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:56.760 Chance yeah, of making a thousand dollars. 0:31:56.440 --> 0:31:58.720 If it doesn't hit it again? 0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:04.960 Oh sorry, okay. 0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:05.720 Chance of winning. So that means if you do it. 0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:09.400 Chance yes, because of that green. 0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:11.840 So what happened? Did you win? 0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:15.200 So I think I chickened out because he got my 0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:17.000 head because we were on the way there and I 0:32:17.040 --> 0:32:19.040 went I stopped to tie my shoe and he was like, 0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:21.000 because you're tying your shoe right now, it's going to 0:32:21.040 --> 0:32:21.880 be a different result. 0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:25.400 And I was like, oh my god. 0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:31.360 Yeah, he slid it open, and I don't slide my door. 0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:34.360 Man, Like all of these decisions we make and just 0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:35.000 like a moment. 0:32:35.120 --> 0:32:36.720 I mean, I know that people think about this stuff 0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:38.800 mostly when people die, of like if she would have 0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:41.000 just missed that flight, if she would have just not 0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:43.200 taken that route instead of that route, she wouldn't have 0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:44.480 been in that car, So that we think of a 0:32:44.520 --> 0:32:45.480 million things like that. 0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:47.120 Box just sagod. 0:32:47.280 --> 0:32:49.000 Yeah, Like that's why I think, like, oh, if he 0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:52.520 would have just not eaten that thing that gave him indigestion, 0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:53.960 that made him go to the bathroom in the middle 0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:55.280 of the night, he wouldn't like, I mean. 0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:57.440 His head is on the middle of the night, not 0:32:57.520 --> 0:32:58.520 at the club somewhere. 0:32:58.560 --> 0:33:01.240 And then when no, dude, it was not there was like, 0:33:01.480 --> 0:33:05.040 do they proof that his head has had a fracture 0:33:05.360 --> 0:33:07.680 from they know it was from the bed well. 0:33:07.560 --> 0:33:09.880 He walked into it. He took a picture with the valet. 0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:13.240 He was he I think, went home to the hotel 0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:15.560 with another comics and then he there was footage of 0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:19.000 him walking through the hallways. So there was no incident. 0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:20.600 So it had to happen in the room. But there 0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:22.920 was no indication of like there was no dent on 0:33:22.960 --> 0:33:24.240 the headboard, there was no. 0:33:24.880 --> 0:33:29.760 Like head somewhere in the night. And didn't really think 0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:30.600 anything else. 0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:33.560 That's the thing he probably Natasha Richardson did and was like, 0:33:33.640 --> 0:33:36.520 I'll just keep going down this hill, or like I 0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:38.920 feel a little like bell froend. 0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:39.920 It'll be fine. 0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:43.120 So many men I die of heart attacks because they 0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:45.440 feel uncomfortable and they just go. 0:33:45.360 --> 0:33:48.080 I'll just tough it out and sleep through it. 0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:50.680 Yeah, maybe I don't want a tough fee then yeah 0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:51.480 it's uh. 0:33:51.600 --> 0:33:53.240 Now, if you if you hit your head, you need 0:33:53.280 --> 0:33:55.200 to monitor yourself and if you feel like you got 0:33:55.240 --> 0:33:57.240 your bell wrong, you need to go to the hospital. 0:33:59.720 --> 0:34:00.440 They do though. 0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:03.320 In the hospital, they like check your eyes and they 0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:04.280 do all the tests. 0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:09.239 Give you bloods. If you have a hemorrhage in your brain. 0:34:09.719 --> 0:34:12.960 Ye, keep you awake. I guess I just wait. 0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:15.000 My friend when he had a heart attack. We were 0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:17.520 both DJs on the radio and San Diego, my friend 0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:20.239 Hallerin had a heart attack. We were I remember I 0:34:20.280 --> 0:34:23.120 was like, you're eating a lot of Hamburgers lately, and 0:34:23.640 --> 0:34:26.960 we got takeout like shitty food, and then he drove. 0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:28.759 I drove home at midnight. He drove home at two 0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:31.000 in the morning, and then I got a call the 0:34:31.040 --> 0:34:33.400 next morning from his wife and she was like, Halarin's 0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:36.720 in the hospital. He drove was driving home, felt weird 0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:39.160 in his arm, was like, oh fuck. Drove right into 0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:42.600 UCSD Medical Center, walked in. He was like, I remember 0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:45.120 parking my car and thinking I might pass out. He 0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:47.160 walks into the er and they sat him down and 0:34:47.200 --> 0:34:50.080 they go, mister Hallerin, you are having a heart attack. 0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:53.600 And they saved his life. They put on his arm 0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:54.120 and his leg. 0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:57.320 What's the acronym? I remember Rose o' donald had a 0:34:57.320 --> 0:34:59.120 heart attack and she spread this. I sent it to 0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:01.319 my mom. Now I forgot, but there's an acronym for 0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:03.479 women to have a heart attack. Because we really don't 0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:04.000 know what it is. 0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:05.200 It's oh, it's. 0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:05.919 Like it's cut. 0:35:06.040 --> 0:35:12.400 There's some like because we have different signs. 0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:15.040 It's like women just show different symptoms. 0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:17.440 For everything, but we all when. 0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:19.160 You look up the acronym noah for heart attacks for women, 0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:21.960 like the things you'll look out for me. Yeah, it's some, 0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:24.080 but it just made me realize, like, oh my god, 0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:26.040 everything could be a heart attack. I'm a little bit 0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:28.719 annoyed when things are like diagnosed as hard. It's like 0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:31.520 he did, Like yeah, like you could draw, like if 0:35:31.520 --> 0:35:33.719 someone drowned you and hold your head into water, you 0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:37.440 died of drowning, but you died of murder for right, 0:35:37.760 --> 0:35:39.640 So why when people die of a heart attack, don't 0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:42.000 we say we dit they died of a poor diet, 0:35:42.040 --> 0:35:45.040 They died of food addiction. When someone when you know, 0:35:45.520 --> 0:35:51.239 get really angry about when everyone says she died of 0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:55.520 heroin or a heart attack or whatever. She died of bulimia. 0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:58.399 She died of throwing up too much and having like 0:35:58.480 --> 0:36:02.000 that that's the real reason she died. Or patrise O'Neil, 0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:04.719 if you listen to a special he didn't die of diabetes. 0:36:04.760 --> 0:36:07.480 He died of a food addiction that gave him diabetes. 0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:09.520 But like we got to talk about what it causes 0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:10.000 these things. 0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:13.759 It's they know, but like in the hospital, they're not 0:36:13.800 --> 0:36:15.680 going to assume that you ate bad. 0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:18.680 I guess yes they must. 0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:22.000 And I can't believe how disgusting food is and how 0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:24.319 people eat fried food all the time, and just I 0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:27.240 mean it's exmoking cigarettes. They don't know just package they 0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:28.960 know what's going to happen. I mean, I think they're 0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:31.520 unhealthy all the time. I know, but it's like and 0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:35.200 it's addictive. We're not talking about what it really is. 0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:37.799 It's an addiction. My dad, he's addicted to. 0:36:37.760 --> 0:36:42.960 It was an alcoholic. He lost uh, let's see, he 0:36:43.000 --> 0:36:45.280 had a heart attack, he lost a bunch of teeth. 0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:48.400 They told him you have diabetes. If you continue drinking, 0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:52.280 you will lose limbs. He switched to non alcoholic drinks 0:36:52.280 --> 0:36:54.839 for a year and got so much better. Then had 0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:58.720 a little depression, had a divorce, started drinking again, lost 0:36:58.880 --> 0:37:03.759 his foot, then I believe six months later, lost his 0:37:04.040 --> 0:37:07.640 other foot and was like in a wheelchair. And then 0:37:07.680 --> 0:37:10.560 they said he died of diabetes. I'm like, he died 0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:12.880 of alcoholism. Just say it. 0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:14.000 Yeah, that's corrt right. 0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:16.800 No, he sounds like he died of divorce, of being left. 0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:21.920 That's he just quit drinking. And I am laughing with you. 0:37:22.040 --> 0:37:24.560 No, everyone everyone, that's what they should say. 0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:28.040 In the Variety article he died. At first, I thought 0:37:28.120 --> 0:37:30.480 that this was a bad take, but now kind of 0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:32.520 on your side here that if you get the cause 0:37:32.560 --> 0:37:34.080 in there, that actually might help more people. 0:37:34.719 --> 0:37:38.720 Yeah, yes, because it's like, but I forget what comedian 0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:40.680 I was listening to this weekend. It's like, oh yeah, 0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:42.600 it was Patrice o'nil because he was talking about food 0:37:42.600 --> 0:37:44.880 addiction and how sugar is an addiction and how food 0:37:44.920 --> 0:37:46.719 is an addiction and people laugh about it. But he 0:37:46.760 --> 0:37:48.799 was like and he was talking about smokers are like 0:37:48.880 --> 0:37:53.880 fucking insane, like they know that it's killing them. He's like, 0:37:53.440 --> 0:37:58.200 even head, Yeah, like the sixties seventies. 0:37:57.719 --> 0:38:00.239 People were like I don't you know maybe, and. 0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:02.520 Now it's like this will kill you. Yeah, you're still 0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:05.480 doing it. And I've I was. I was a smoker 0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:08.000 when that was knowledgeable, Like when that was you just 0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:12.640 think you're gonna be I do things though, I mean, 0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:16.400 I guess I. Oh, melatonin, someone just told me, wrote me. 0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:20.000 A bestie wrote me and said it causes dementia. I 0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:21.480 was like, you know what causes dementia? 0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.040 Not being able to fucking sea? 0:38:23.320 --> 0:38:24.120 So I got up. 0:38:24.960 --> 0:38:27.360 I don't know, man, I'm I'm whining myself off of 0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:29.960 it though. I'm just I don't take it. I don't 0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:31.440 take it right away. I used to just take it 0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:34.080 no matter what. And now I go to bed and 0:38:34.120 --> 0:38:36.160 I try to get to sleep naturally, and if that 0:38:36.160 --> 0:38:38.840 doesn't work, I take it. But that has helped me 0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:41.600 because I get to bed naturally on my own like 0:38:41.640 --> 0:38:43.920 the past. Since I've known about this a week, I 0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:45.560 think three of the nights I didn't need it. So 0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:47.959 thank you to that bestie for alerting me. But saved 0:38:48.760 --> 0:38:51.759 You saved my fucking life. You saved your brain. I 0:38:51.760 --> 0:38:54.480 talked about Sebastian male Skelco yesterday, Anya, but I just 0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:57.239 wanted to get your take on it. About going to 0:38:57.280 --> 0:38:58.800 the show on Saturday night together. 0:38:59.080 --> 0:39:04.359 So fun, so fun to just play a show and 0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:08.239 then be ferried away five minutes down the street with 0:39:08.280 --> 0:39:12.480 your best friend and Sean O'Brien and just giggle, giggle 0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:16.160 so fucking hard. We were all, I think, and I'll 0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:19.480 speak for myself, I was cry laughing almost the whole hour, 0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:22.200 just so fun. The way it was a range. 0:39:22.640 --> 0:39:26.440 I was pez dispenser that was going back a lot, 0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:29.279 but I was not I don't cry laugh ever, I 0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:30.040 don't think I. 0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:32.080 Was laughing so hard. And then it went the seats 0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:36.960 are really close together in the bargata, and so everyone's 0:39:36.960 --> 0:39:39.000 like crammed together. And we came in a tiny bit 0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:41.240 late during the openers act, so we were like trying 0:39:41.239 --> 0:39:43.759 to like be hundred altogether and like quiet and not 0:39:43.840 --> 0:39:46.120 cause attention to ourselves. And then at one point, like 0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:48.319 Sebastian came out and we were laughing so hard, like 0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:51.319 I was pez dispensering. And then I just glanced over 0:39:51.400 --> 0:39:53.400 at Nikki, who was like very close to me, and 0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:56.879 I have to say, Nick, I was so struck by 0:39:56.920 --> 0:40:02.279 your poise. You were just such a poise, beautiful gazelle 0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:05.799 like woman. Sometimes it's weird, like I'm like, look, guy, 0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:10.680 your teeth are like white and gleaming. Your hair is 0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:14.400 like perfectly back in a thing. You just have like perfect. 0:40:13.880 --> 0:40:16.719 These clips have changed my life, these clips, they make 0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:20.280 me look poised, I swear to God, but you clip 0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:20.840 your hair. 0:40:20.760 --> 0:40:22.759 With likes very nineties. 0:40:23.080 --> 0:40:23.360 Thanks. 0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:25.960 I watched Matt's video and I was like, oh, someone 0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:28.440 has the body of a toddler, Like someone has the 0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:29.640 torso of a toddler. 0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:30.680 There's no definition. 0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:32.520 I was like, I thought I was like looking good, 0:40:32.560 --> 0:40:34.000 and then I saw that video and I go, I 0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:37.440 can't watch this. I'll just let it exist as a 0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:40.400 time in my life where I wasn't happy with my body, 0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:41.600 and that's allowed to exist. 0:40:42.280 --> 0:40:43.239 But it's just a thing. 0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:47.279 It's just a toddler with the toddlers are just like 0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:52.239 they're just there's no definitely, there's no like in, there's 0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:53.200 no like waistline. 0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:57.080 They're just like a fucking tree trunk. They're just a. 0:40:57.680 --> 0:40:59.200 Tree trunk toddler titties. 0:40:59.600 --> 0:41:00.880 Yeah, well, thank you. 0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:06.360 Clips like these hair clips your hair and hair clips 0:41:06.960 --> 0:41:10.279 your body, making you look like you have. 0:41:10.920 --> 0:41:14.480 Your Valeri wearing those clips or whatever it is that 0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:16.560 you can put like on your back that like forces 0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:17.680 you to have good posture. 0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:19.840 That would be cool. 0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:22.399 That you can also use the banana clip for that, 0:41:22.560 --> 0:41:24.120 Like try it. It's amazing. 0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:25.600 It's also just skin. 0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:28.840 In there sitting in those chairs, Like I had to 0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:32.240 sit up straight because I was like, it just makes 0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:34.239 my back feel so round. I always feel like really 0:41:34.280 --> 0:41:36.319 bad now when I have bad posture. I feel like 0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:38.480 if I catch it, I'm just like, this is feels 0:41:38.520 --> 0:41:38.960 so good. 0:41:39.040 --> 0:41:40.080 But you got to stop. 0:41:39.800 --> 0:41:43.080 Doing it, like right now, and if I can it, 0:41:43.880 --> 0:41:45.360 I need to Yeah, I need to sit up. 0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:48.040 There was one person on F Girl Island who we 0:41:48.120 --> 0:41:51.319 kept looking at like that. She had perfect posture every 0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:53.600 single time she sat down. Was like it was like 0:41:53.640 --> 0:41:57.200 a show. It was like perfect really on F boy 0:41:57.239 --> 0:41:58.799 or girl F Girl. 0:41:59.120 --> 0:42:00.319 I'm trying to think who that was. 0:42:00.400 --> 0:42:02.840 Yeah, well we would talk about this, we would. 0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:06.279 Yeah, I was, Oh, I remember her. 0:42:06.360 --> 0:42:08.879 She had the perfect little slope of a lower back 0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.239 into her butt and I even told her, which I 0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:13.880 think could have been sexual harassment, but I was like, 0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:16.360 I love the way your back goes into your butt. 0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:20.800 Like what is that? And it's genetics, dude, it's genetics. 0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:23.600 What do you mean Like when you sit, When you sit, 0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:25.520 your back is like this, and then your butt goes 0:42:25.520 --> 0:42:27.440 whoop like that. Like it's not like there's like a 0:42:27.440 --> 0:42:30.160 little like ship a dip, there's a dip between your 0:42:30.160 --> 0:42:33.680 but mine just goes. Mine almost gouges out, like my 0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:36.560 sacrum has like a bulge and then it's just flat. 0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:39.600 Like Sebastian said that his ass is like a shelf. 0:42:39.960 --> 0:42:42.239 It's like a seven. It's just like a little rump 0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:43.719 at the top and then goes straight. 0:42:43.400 --> 0:42:44.480 Down into his hamstrings. 0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:47.120 Seven. So good. 0:42:47.760 --> 0:42:50.080 Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about different bits he 0:42:50.160 --> 0:42:53.200 was talking, and I rewatched his uh Netflix special from 0:42:53.200 --> 0:42:56.399 twenty twenty two, and it was solid. I mean, it's 0:42:56.400 --> 0:43:00.279 a really good special. He's hilarious. I don't you know, 0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:02.080 there are some people who get to be that famous 0:43:02.080 --> 0:43:04.279 and that's successful, and you want your instinct to be 0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:07.360 like fuck them. They're not that funny, they're a hack. 0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:13.080 And perhaps Sebastian Mascalco is mainstream or whatever. But I 0:43:13.120 --> 0:43:15.799 agree with his level of success. I think it's good. 0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:16.880 That's what I felt. 0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:19.600 I was just like, you can't this guy has done 0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:22.839 no tricks like, which you would look at him and think, oh, 0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:26.000 it's all tricks like, but it's it's all earned like 0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:30.920 he is. He's so original, he's he's just uh, he's worked. 0:43:31.280 --> 0:43:33.400 He's worked hard enough, and he is talented enough. It's 0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:35.319 the perfect mixture where you're like, I can't deny that 0:43:35.360 --> 0:43:39.760 guy success, whereas I can't wait to uh yeah, I'm 0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:42.760 always eager to call someone out on their fucking tricks. 0:43:42.800 --> 0:43:45.719 As everyone here knows. It's like, this guy's just doing 0:43:45.760 --> 0:43:50.319 this thing, come on, wake up. But Sebastian's not doing 0:43:50.320 --> 0:43:50.920 any He's. 0:43:50.800 --> 0:43:52.759 Just what are some tricks after the break? Can you 0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:54.960 tell me what some tricks are that you're like, stop 0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:55.440 doing that. 0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:58.759 We've talked about these tricks, but like the number one 0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:02.320 one is is like like no, I'm not I can't. 0:44:02.760 --> 0:44:07.600 I can't say this no because then the audience goes, no, 0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:09.680 say it. There's just too much. 0:44:09.719 --> 0:44:11.799 And then and then they'll like it no matter what, 0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:15.160 because they've invested their money and clapped into it like 0:44:15.200 --> 0:44:20.800 they and clapped anything. Hassan Minaji no actually a sense, 0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:23.680 like I think the whole thing with him is like 0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:27.120 that's what bothers me. I didn't watch his whole apology video, 0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:27.759 but I was. 0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:29.880 It's whatever. 0:44:30.040 --> 0:44:33.600 I just anyone who's on stage and trying to be 0:44:33.680 --> 0:44:35.760 like make a point and like get pull up people's 0:44:35.760 --> 0:44:36.280 heart strings. 0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:38.320 It's like that's not that's fine. 0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:40.160 It's whatever it is, but it's not stand up and 0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:42.120 it's kind of feels fake that you like do it 0:44:42.160 --> 0:44:46.919 every night too, Like every night you get emotional like that. 0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:49.319 I don't care if they do that's right. It's a 0:44:49.360 --> 0:44:51.879 one man show or one woman show or whatever. It's 0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:54.760 it's not stand up comedy, like people have the industry, 0:44:54.760 --> 0:44:58.239 the entire industry has forgotten that there's a thing called 0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:01.320 one man shows for a reason, because the purpose of 0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:04.520 a stand up comedy show, the number one purpose it 0:45:04.560 --> 0:45:06.759 is funny, is to be funny and get people to laugh. 0:45:06.880 --> 0:45:09.359 And now all the stand up specials, like at least 0:45:09.360 --> 0:45:12.200 half of them are not stand up special they're one 0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:13.759 person shows. 0:45:13.600 --> 0:45:15.200 Which is which is fine. 0:45:15.320 --> 0:45:17.439 And I don't care if it's like, you know, all 0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:19.880 put under stand up comedy on the Netflix thing, like 0:45:19.920 --> 0:45:24.120 it's whatever. No, it's just I don't I don't like it, 0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:26.359 and I think it's insincere. This is what I think. 0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:28.920 It's insincere. I do think maybe you felt that way 0:45:28.960 --> 0:45:31.400 at one point, but like to have everyone on their 0:45:31.480 --> 0:45:33.239 edge of their seat, like trying to get them to 0:45:33.239 --> 0:45:36.680 cry is just manipulative and it just doesn't feel. 0:45:37.239 --> 0:45:37.879 It doesn't feel. 0:45:37.880 --> 0:45:39.840 And I and I do know that there's some instances 0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:41.800 where people have a story to tell that is emotional 0:45:42.080 --> 0:45:43.960 and you're allowed to tell that every night into pull 0:45:43.960 --> 0:45:46.680 on people's heartstrings and to like kind of recreate that moment, 0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:48.359 and maybe not every time you can get there, so 0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:50.080 you kind of have to fake it. But then you're 0:45:50.120 --> 0:45:51.560 an actor, you're not a comedian. 0:45:51.560 --> 0:45:52.960 I don't like all comedy. 0:45:53.239 --> 0:45:58.560 I guess that's but I would know immediately stupid. 0:45:58.320 --> 0:46:02.200 Because people are dumb. Also, it's it bleeds over. It's 0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:04.319 not just comedy, it's not just stand up. It's also 0:46:04.360 --> 0:46:07.760 in television where now there's no such thing as comedy anymore. 0:46:07.760 --> 0:46:10.560 Everything is a dramedy. It's got to have some character 0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:13.799 arc where someone's going through some deep emotional thing and 0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:17.640 it's and it's killed off comedy shows. 0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:20.120 This is what the problem is with the Morning Show. 0:46:20.320 --> 0:46:22.240 It couldn't find its tone. 0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:25.040 Oh my god, that show. 0:46:25.760 --> 0:46:28.240 It's like, is it a comedy or are they solving 0:46:28.719 --> 0:46:29.880 all the world's problems? 0:46:31.000 --> 0:46:31.440 Yeah? 0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:32.319 I think I don't. 0:46:32.600 --> 0:46:34.680 I don't know what the solution is because I believe 0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:37.720 that everyone should like those kinds of shows should exist. 0:46:38.000 --> 0:46:39.480 I love The Bear. The Bear is one of my 0:46:39.520 --> 0:46:42.520 favorite shows. It is in the Emmys as a comedy, 0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:46.440 which is mind bogglingly stupid. There's no way you can 0:46:46.440 --> 0:46:48.080 look at The Bear and say that's a comedy. There's 0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:50.920 funny parts in it, it's definitely funny, but the subject 0:46:50.960 --> 0:46:55.440 matter everything they tackle in that it's stressful for the. 0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:57.000 Most stressful show. 0:46:59.080 --> 0:47:01.600 Stressful because there's like, we got to get these fries out, 0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:04.400 stat Like, what's what's stressful? 0:47:05.440 --> 0:47:11.359 Jo jo jo jo jo jo jar everything. The whole 0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:14.280 premise of the show is that their brother killed himself 0:47:14.440 --> 0:47:16.080 and that they have to take over this rest. 0:47:16.360 --> 0:47:20.520 Is insane and everything's like it's a deadline. The sewers 0:47:21.320 --> 0:47:22.280 line is broken. 0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:28.880 And here's like the the nominees for comedy in UH 0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:34.560 three Outstanding Comedy Series, half of them are not comedies. 0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:38.279 Like I would I mean, do you think Barry is 0:47:38.320 --> 0:47:38.800 a comedy? 0:47:40.120 --> 0:47:41.680 I don't know, I haven't watched it, but I would 0:47:41.760 --> 0:47:45.560 think maybe kind of because it's Belle Hater and he's funny, but. 0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:48.359 He's not funny in it, especially this last on US. 0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:52.800 Now Bryan because a comedy just because he just talks 0:47:52.880 --> 0:47:53.560 funny Bryan. 0:47:54.960 --> 0:47:56.719 Yeah, I mean that's the mistake, is that you cast 0:47:56.800 --> 0:47:57.880 a comedic actor. 0:47:57.719 --> 0:48:00.759 And should that be a drama though? 0:48:00.920 --> 0:48:03.360 Absolutely, especially the last season. 0:48:03.400 --> 0:48:06.920 It was so serious the comedy then. 0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:11.000 Because people because we because they've killed comedies because they 0:48:11.080 --> 0:48:14.279 don't make as many comedies are not respected enough to 0:48:14.360 --> 0:48:17.120 get awards because they're not Every piece of art needs 0:48:17.160 --> 0:48:20.040 to be saying some profound thing about the state of 0:48:20.480 --> 0:48:25.080 humanity and politics. Mostly it's like the days of like 0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:27.600 in the eighties when we had movies like Airplane and 0:48:27.640 --> 0:48:30.960 Police Academy and stuff like those are totally dead. We're 0:48:31.080 --> 0:48:33.320 never going to see those for the next Why until 0:48:33.440 --> 0:48:34.520 gen Z comes back. 0:48:36.680 --> 0:48:37.200 In my car? 0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:39.600 And I mean, I guess that's kind of old, but 0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:44.600 there's still like will Ferrell start like that are just comedy, 0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:45.360 just funny. 0:48:45.760 --> 0:48:48.000 Gen Z is going to come of age and they 0:48:48.040 --> 0:48:49.839 will want that goofy shit again. 0:48:50.600 --> 0:48:53.399 Yeah, they already do because they love like Rick and Morty, 0:48:53.400 --> 0:48:54.840 which I don't even know what that is, but a 0:48:54.880 --> 0:48:56.600 student ordered paper. It sounded funny. 0:48:56.840 --> 0:48:57.880 Yeah, that's funny. 0:48:58.200 --> 0:48:59.600 Okay, all right, it'll come back. 0:48:59.680 --> 0:49:02.800 So question again for you guys between one man shows 0:49:02.880 --> 0:49:05.360 or one person shows and stand up comedy. Are you 0:49:05.480 --> 0:49:07.600 saying you don't like all one man shows? 0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:13.200 We'll answer that when we get back after this and 0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:15.719 we're back. Are you are we saying that we don't 0:49:15.800 --> 0:49:16.640 like one man shows? 0:49:17.120 --> 0:49:19.360 Kind of I don't know that. 0:49:20.000 --> 0:49:21.480 Don't like things to be. 0:49:24.840 --> 0:49:28.960 Back in two thousand and eight, ten or just five 0:49:29.040 --> 0:49:32.719 years ago and earlier, we would ridicule one person shows. 0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:35.520 They were a joke in an SNL sketch because it 0:49:35.719 --> 0:49:39.960 was usually just some theater major who was going up 0:49:40.000 --> 0:49:42.520 there and telling their truth and it was like not 0:49:42.760 --> 0:49:44.279 entertaining for anybody at all. 0:49:45.000 --> 0:49:49.000 It's like Sally Weaver, I don't know from Seinfeld. 0:49:49.280 --> 0:49:52.720 Oh, yes, exactly, character that they all made. 0:49:54.120 --> 0:49:55.560 Going to be on the Griffin. 0:49:55.880 --> 0:49:58.719 Yes, he's going to be on the show next week. Yes, 0:49:58.880 --> 0:49:59.120 it was. 0:49:59.480 --> 0:50:02.880 It was mocked and made focked because we didn't like 0:50:03.440 --> 0:50:06.879 sincerity like that, which I still like it, just it's 0:50:07.000 --> 0:50:11.280 just it I don't like. I think comedians are smart 0:50:11.800 --> 0:50:13.759 and they know what they're doing and they see an 0:50:13.840 --> 0:50:17.520 inn to like get more famous, and they're not doing 0:50:17.560 --> 0:50:19.640 it because they actually want to do it. They're doing 0:50:19.680 --> 0:50:22.080 it because it's like a way to make money and 0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:24.040 to be more famous. And that's where I think it 0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:28.560 bothers me is to just be heartfelt. Where it's I 0:50:28.640 --> 0:50:30.040 don't know, I don't know how to feel about it. 0:50:30.080 --> 0:50:33.680 I just I don't like it. So I think people 0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:35.200 being so too self important. 0:50:35.480 --> 0:50:38.520 I see, yeah, there's a place for the one person show. 0:50:38.640 --> 0:50:41.279 You go to go to Edinburgh, you go off off 0:50:41.360 --> 0:50:45.080 Broadway in New York City and you do occasional stuff 0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:47.719 in black box theaters, but it's not supposed to be 0:50:47.800 --> 0:50:50.279 called a Netflix stand up special. It's not suppos called 0:50:50.280 --> 0:50:51.600 an HBO stand up special. 0:50:51.840 --> 0:50:54.719 Well people got so many, and that is still being 0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:57.600 talked about in comedy circles as like the example of 0:50:57.719 --> 0:50:59.400 like well it ruined everything. 0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:00.440 But I liked it. 0:51:00.440 --> 0:51:05.120 Annette because it for me, it didn't seem like she 0:51:05.440 --> 0:51:08.200 was being anyone but herself or they were. 0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:10.719 I don't know what she'd identifies it or they. It 0:51:10.760 --> 0:51:12.880 didn't seem like they were being anything but like that. 0:51:13.080 --> 0:51:16.080 They this is what they do. It didn't seem like 0:51:16.400 --> 0:51:20.960 put on to be like, no, I'm just gonna departure 0:51:21.200 --> 0:51:23.840 a little bit from the you know, the comedy. 0:51:23.920 --> 0:51:26.680 And I just I just called bullshit on these guys 0:51:27.360 --> 0:51:30.279 being emotional, and I just I don't know, I just 0:51:30.360 --> 0:51:30.759 don't like it. 0:51:30.880 --> 0:51:32.120 I think it's I think it's. 0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:34.919 Have you ever watched a show, let's say, a stand 0:51:35.000 --> 0:51:37.440 up comedy show or a comedian doing something like this 0:51:37.840 --> 0:51:39.680 and they and you do get swept up in that 0:51:39.840 --> 0:51:42.799 moment and it is an emotional moment and it is profound. 0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:49.120 I hate it. I hate it stand up that's all. 0:51:49.239 --> 0:51:53.000 It's fine, it's weird. I'm gonna pay three hundred dollars 0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:56.320 to see Sebastian Maniscalco and I sit down and he 0:51:56.400 --> 0:51:59.479 starts talking about when he got molested as a child, 0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:01.960 and all the said, it's serious for twenty five minutes. 0:52:03.160 --> 0:52:06.840 Therapy with my ear and with not out consent. 0:52:07.440 --> 0:52:10.080 But if you go see Taylor Swift, say and Nick, 0:52:10.160 --> 0:52:12.200 you've talked about this. She has one moment in the 0:52:12.520 --> 0:52:18.000 Dear where she does have an emotional moment night after night, 0:52:18.760 --> 0:52:22.600 and so it's a little bit rehearsed, right, it's not. 0:52:22.920 --> 0:52:25.480 I would say, I've thought that before. 0:52:25.960 --> 0:52:28.720 But I would say that if I had a crowd 0:52:28.800 --> 0:52:32.440 of seventy thousand people screaming and cheering, I could probably 0:52:32.480 --> 0:52:34.400 get to a place where it causes me to tear up. 0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:38.120 And it's not a performative thing. But that part of 0:52:38.160 --> 0:52:40.279 the show kind of she didn't have that built in. 0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:42.719 It just started happening with crowds where they're like, we're 0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:44.040 going to try to see if we can get her 0:52:44.120 --> 0:52:46.040 to cry, and she does it on every show, but 0:52:46.120 --> 0:52:49.080 it's not And by the way, Taylor Swift is an 0:52:49.120 --> 0:52:50.000 emotional person. 0:52:50.040 --> 0:52:52.960 You're not going there to laugh. You're going there to 0:52:53.080 --> 0:52:56.279 feel things and to be emotional. She's sincere. She's nothing 0:52:56.360 --> 0:52:57.040 but sincere. 0:52:57.600 --> 0:52:57.759 You know. 0:52:57.880 --> 0:52:58.960 It's like I just. 0:53:00.719 --> 0:53:03.960 Music is generally just sincere. It's sincere. In general. Your 0:53:04.080 --> 0:53:06.000 lyrics are supposed to be a connection to you, like 0:53:06.080 --> 0:53:07.720 your emotions or whatever. 0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:08.080 I don't know. 0:53:08.080 --> 0:53:11.319 I'm not a musician, but it's the opposite of comedy. 0:53:11.400 --> 0:53:14.880 Performers, night after night after night will have the same 0:53:15.560 --> 0:53:18.480 spiel music performers and it's you know, they'll try to 0:53:18.520 --> 0:53:19.560 get an emotional. 0:53:19.239 --> 0:53:21.440 Well, that's just the nature of performances. You have to 0:53:21.520 --> 0:53:24.160 repeat it. It's the yeah, I mean going into it. 0:53:24.200 --> 0:53:26.440 It's funny that it's going into it. It's like if 0:53:26.600 --> 0:53:29.040 if I want to see someone do their one person show, 0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:31.800 I want to be paying for one person show, and 0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:34.560 I don't want there to be awards to give into 0:53:34.600 --> 0:53:37.800 the one person show. People for stand up comedy, not 0:53:37.920 --> 0:53:38.640 stand up comedy. 0:53:38.719 --> 0:53:41.840 Yeah, I feel sometimes I agree that Sometimes I'm on 0:53:41.920 --> 0:53:43.879 stage and I don't want to do a certain joke 0:53:43.920 --> 0:53:45.840 and I don't have enthusiasm for it, and I have 0:53:45.960 --> 0:53:48.799 to like summon it and kind of fake it if 0:53:48.840 --> 0:53:52.200 you will, because I'm in a bad mood and I 0:53:52.600 --> 0:53:54.319 just got some news that I don't like, or I'm 0:53:54.440 --> 0:53:56.760 I'm not feeling that well, I'm under the weather, whatever 0:53:56.840 --> 0:53:59.200 it is, and I have to like get into the 0:53:59.320 --> 0:54:00.120 joke the way I. 0:54:00.239 --> 0:54:04.440 Was telling it the first time, and I hate that feeling. 0:54:05.040 --> 0:54:07.720 I don't. I would never seek out that feeling. 0:54:07.760 --> 0:54:09.839 I would never put something in my act that would 0:54:09.880 --> 0:54:13.239 make me have to conjure that it's a circumstantial thing 0:54:13.320 --> 0:54:16.640 that happens sometimes because I just am in a rut. 0:54:16.719 --> 0:54:19.239 But some people design their whole sets to be like, 0:54:19.600 --> 0:54:21.400 here's where I'm gonna get fake. 0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:27.640 Stamp of K just went on it, the judge stamp. 0:54:29.719 --> 0:54:31.400 Yeah, it's staple guns. 0:54:32.400 --> 0:54:33.840 I think some people should. 0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:36.600 Do it well, but not everyone. It is an art form. 0:54:36.640 --> 0:54:39.239 I've definitely been swept up in a one man show before. 0:54:39.239 --> 0:54:43.040 I've been like, fuck, I'm sobbing my face off, and. 0:54:44.760 --> 0:54:46.200 That's when you knew it was gonna be this. 0:54:46.320 --> 0:54:49.240 I'm sobbing my face off. This is the best comedy 0:54:49.320 --> 0:54:50.040 show I've ever. 0:54:51.880 --> 0:54:53.960 Like, you went to a comedy show because you were 0:54:53.960 --> 0:54:55.239 having a bad night, and you're like, I just want 0:54:55.280 --> 0:54:57.799 to laugh, and instead you're crying about someone else's pain. 0:54:58.000 --> 0:54:58.680 That's not fair. 0:54:59.080 --> 0:54:59.960 I guess yet. 0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:08.120 Rules, But there there are rules, there's categories. Literally, yeah, 0:55:08.360 --> 0:55:13.160 it's it's again, Aith, It's like it's like, oh, I'm 0:55:13.200 --> 0:55:14.040 a fan of comedy. 0:55:14.120 --> 0:55:18.839 If you're a fan of comedy, you might like Shindler's List, right, 0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:20.520 I mean that was hilarious. 0:55:23.080 --> 0:55:23.440 All right? 0:55:23.520 --> 0:55:25.880 Final thought, Well, Anya, you're just joining us for this episode. 0:55:25.880 --> 0:55:27.920 Is there anything else you wanted to cover that you've 0:55:27.960 --> 0:55:30.040 missed out in the past couple of weeks from the 0:55:30.200 --> 0:55:33.839 road from you know, we went to the Taylor Swift day. 0:55:34.000 --> 0:55:37.359 We had this weekend on the road in Atlantic City. 0:55:37.600 --> 0:55:40.239 You weren't there in Rhobe that. 0:55:40.360 --> 0:55:42.719 I really missed out on, but I've always wanted to go. 0:55:45.120 --> 0:55:45.840 Trying to think. 0:55:46.920 --> 0:55:49.640 We've had so much fun Lyla, I'm still just flying 0:55:50.080 --> 0:55:52.360 and you our band? 0:55:52.640 --> 0:55:53.759 Yeah, your your cover band? 0:55:53.800 --> 0:55:54.239 Were you guys? 0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:55.160 We're doing great. 0:55:55.360 --> 0:55:58.719 We're we had a great Instagram live the other day. 0:55:59.080 --> 0:56:02.680 We've really were Our catalog is growing. 0:56:03.239 --> 0:56:03.960 Oh, we know it. 0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:08.600 We know at least five songs perfectly, if not seven. 0:56:09.800 --> 0:56:14.800 Yeah. This past week I've been working on it with 0:56:14.960 --> 0:56:18.759 my voice teacher, and it's I went in yesterday and 0:56:18.800 --> 0:56:23.320 it was such a struggle for me in that fucking lesson, 0:56:23.360 --> 0:56:25.400 and I'm going again right after this to my second 0:56:25.480 --> 0:56:26.160 lesson for the week. 0:56:27.280 --> 0:56:28.799 It's so hard to sing. 0:56:29.440 --> 0:56:31.680 And we got to the root of my issue, which is, 0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:34.520 like I'm always trying to sound like someone else because 0:56:34.520 --> 0:56:36.680 I don't know how my real singing voice sounds. And 0:56:36.719 --> 0:56:40.000 my real singing voice is fucking disturbing to me because 0:56:40.160 --> 0:56:42.000 he goes, there, there it is, that was it? That's 0:56:42.000 --> 0:56:45.160 the real one, because you have to like loosen everything. 0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:47.560 Oh you guy, like, will we talk like this because 0:56:47.600 --> 0:56:48.440 your real singing. 0:56:48.280 --> 0:56:51.560 Voice is when you go like, your real voice is 0:56:51.640 --> 0:56:54.160 like kind of the sound you made, or like cave 0:56:54.239 --> 0:56:56.120 men made before there was speech where it was just 0:56:56.239 --> 0:57:00.960 like oh and so yes, today he literally had me 0:57:01.040 --> 0:57:09.320 singing and Tyler Taylor Swift song. I mean he was 0:57:09.360 --> 0:57:11.560 having me exaggerated so I could get to it and 0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:14.240 it actually so we got to the root of my issue, 0:57:14.239 --> 0:57:16.760 which is I'm always trying to sound like someone else 0:57:16.920 --> 0:57:19.960 because I'm trying to mimic something because that's how that's 0:57:20.000 --> 0:57:23.320 how I operate in the world, Like I've my sense 0:57:23.360 --> 0:57:27.040 of humor. My personality is just a big mix of 0:57:27.160 --> 0:57:30.240 all things that are other people, and whenever something comes 0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:32.360 out of me. I always get really when someone's like, 0:57:32.600 --> 0:57:34.680 you're the only one I know who does this thing. 0:57:34.760 --> 0:57:38.520 I'm always like, I don't like things being just me. 0:57:38.760 --> 0:57:41.080 I hate I said, I want everything to be only me. 0:57:41.440 --> 0:57:43.240 Nobody can ever I want. 0:57:43.480 --> 0:57:45.440 I don't like it because then people are always like 0:57:45.560 --> 0:57:48.360 laughing about whatever that is. Like you slam cabinets, you 0:57:48.840 --> 0:57:52.880 fall down too fast, you PLoP around, you stretch out things, 0:57:52.960 --> 0:57:55.920 you take off your pants too fast, too fast, you 0:57:56.120 --> 0:57:57.800 say this thing weird, and I don't. 0:57:57.720 --> 0:57:58.280 Like it at all. 0:57:58.680 --> 0:58:01.520 But so the root of my issue is that I 0:58:01.640 --> 0:58:03.840 don't know my own I have to get to my 0:58:03.960 --> 0:58:07.080 own singing voice and then I can start adapting it 0:58:07.200 --> 0:58:08.520 to what I want it to sound like. But I 0:58:08.720 --> 0:58:11.160 I don't even have anything to work off of because 0:58:11.160 --> 0:58:13.400 I've never said my real singing voice. 0:58:13.440 --> 0:58:16.160 Because your real singing voice sounds good. 0:58:16.720 --> 0:58:21.120 It sounds because it sounds almost so, because I'm trying 0:58:21.160 --> 0:58:23.320 to always mimic someone else, so I don't sound like 0:58:23.560 --> 0:58:27.680 like someone's like oh, someone thinks like oh, because a 0:58:27.760 --> 0:58:30.800 real singing voice sounds really good and like different, and 0:58:30.840 --> 0:58:33.000 it will always it will kind of sound like you're 0:58:33.120 --> 0:58:36.200 trying to be. It just sounds like if I did 0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:38.600 my real singing voice, you wouldn't recognize it because it 0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:41.880 doesn't sound like me. It sounds like some it sounds 0:58:41.920 --> 0:58:43.960 like someone else, because I've never sounded like that before, 0:58:44.280 --> 0:58:47.120 because it's this like deep, It's like it's like ideally 0:58:47.200 --> 0:58:50.960 am and I'm never you know, like I was saying 0:58:51.000 --> 0:58:53.480 before yesterday, like I am on stage like who I am? 0:58:53.600 --> 0:58:56.320 And I'm just like, oh, say whatever, But like it's 0:58:56.440 --> 0:58:59.520 it's it's orgasmic. It's like literally a sound that your 0:58:59.560 --> 0:59:02.520 body that you're ashamed of because it's so real and 0:59:02.640 --> 0:59:04.640 so you're trying to always control it. Anya, do you 0:59:04.720 --> 0:59:07.240 relate to any of this, because Anya, whenever you tell 0:59:07.280 --> 0:59:09.080 me the story of you founding your singing voice, it 0:59:09.160 --> 0:59:11.000 was always like you were in the car listening to 0:59:11.080 --> 0:59:12.960 Liz Fair and you were like, I'm just gonna start 0:59:12.960 --> 0:59:14.640 singing like this, and suddenly that was me and it 0:59:14.720 --> 0:59:17.160 just sounded like this like moment where you're just like, ah, 0:59:17.240 --> 0:59:19.560 I just like found it, and it's so frustrating because 0:59:19.600 --> 0:59:22.120 I keep having glimpses of my real voice and then 0:59:22.160 --> 0:59:23.120 I can't get it again. 0:59:23.760 --> 0:59:25.640 Have you ever had a moment where you're like, oh, 0:59:25.760 --> 0:59:26.960 that's it, that's it, that's. 0:59:26.880 --> 0:59:31.400 Me, yes, but then it's gone. She's gone, she leaves town, 0:59:32.040 --> 0:59:35.520 she buys a one way ticket, and you give us 0:59:35.600 --> 0:59:37.880 a sample or no, no, because I couldn't be able 0:59:37.920 --> 0:59:39.200 to find it. I can only find it when my 0:59:39.320 --> 0:59:42.160 teacher is like it's like pilates, dude, It's like, oh, 0:59:42.360 --> 0:59:44.120 you have it right now, And I'm like, this feels 0:59:44.280 --> 0:59:44.880 so weird. 0:59:44.920 --> 0:59:47.800 It feels like I'm twistingly crazy to be straight, you. 0:59:47.840 --> 0:59:50.560 Know, like it's not my Maybe you can record it. 0:59:50.960 --> 0:59:51.120 I do. 0:59:51.280 --> 0:59:53.680 I have recordings of it, but I dare not listen 0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:57.000 to it. It's only he has heard it. 0:59:57.040 --> 0:59:59.080 I'm totally comfortable sounding like it in front of him 0:59:59.120 --> 1:00:00.920 because we've had like a year of hanging out and 1:00:01.000 --> 1:00:02.160 maybe making these weird noises. 1:00:02.240 --> 1:00:05.920 But it's it's not something that I can Yeah, but 1:00:06.480 --> 1:00:08.200 but it's it's hard to get. 1:00:08.160 --> 1:00:13.200 On talking about God instead of your Only he has 1:00:13.280 --> 1:00:14.480 heard it. We trust him. 1:00:16.560 --> 1:00:17.479 His teachings are working. 1:00:17.680 --> 1:00:19.440 You capitalize the age always. 1:00:19.680 --> 1:00:23.200 I think repetition gets you there and slowly the shame 1:00:23.280 --> 1:00:24.000 will fall away. 1:00:24.240 --> 1:00:26.040 But I'm did you have shame of your voice? 1:00:27.000 --> 1:00:30.040 Are you kidding? My entire life was shame about my 1:00:30.200 --> 1:00:32.120 voice from the moment I started speaking. 1:00:32.320 --> 1:00:34.040 What did it sound like when you first were trying 1:00:34.080 --> 1:00:35.880 to be a singer and like didn't find your voice? 1:00:35.920 --> 1:00:37.280 What did your singing voice sound like? Can you give 1:00:37.320 --> 1:00:37.840 us an example? 1:00:37.920 --> 1:00:40.440 I mean all I was in a choir and just 1:00:40.520 --> 1:00:44.920 like singing along with a choir, just like no control, 1:00:45.080 --> 1:00:48.720 no idea. Then when I wanted to sing like Liz 1:00:48.800 --> 1:00:51.080 Fair or somebody, I was like, I hate her voice. 1:00:51.480 --> 1:00:54.280 She's since become my favorite singer or one of my 1:00:54.360 --> 1:00:56.760 favorite songwriters. And I was in the car with a 1:00:56.800 --> 1:00:59.880 little recorder and I was like, I want to practice, 1:01:00.280 --> 1:01:02.680 and I did, and I did my chest voice first, 1:01:02.840 --> 1:01:04.480 and I was like trying to mimic her. So I'd 1:01:04.480 --> 1:01:07.800 be like I wanna be you know. I was like, oh, 1:01:07.920 --> 1:01:10.920 that sounds awful, sounds like orphan Annie. And then I'd 1:01:10.960 --> 1:01:16.520 be like happy mass verizing too. I'm like that sounds 1:01:16.560 --> 1:01:19.000 awful and shaky. And then I was just like, why 1:01:19.040 --> 1:01:21.160 can't I just like sing like how I speak? I 1:01:21.360 --> 1:01:24.560 like singers who's I don't like belters. I don't like 1:01:24.960 --> 1:01:27.920 no offense to Celine Dion, the Celine Dion's and Adele's 1:01:27.960 --> 1:01:30.880 of the world amazing voices. Just I don't want to 1:01:30.960 --> 1:01:33.440 sound like that. I want to sound like me, you know, 1:01:34.520 --> 1:01:37.440 and so and a lot of people do not like 1:01:37.640 --> 1:01:40.280 voices like my I like like Feist. Feist has a 1:01:40.400 --> 1:01:43.040 voice that to me sounds I don't know, like or 1:01:43.120 --> 1:01:46.480 Fiona Apple, like Fiona Apple sounds a lot like her 1:01:46.600 --> 1:01:47.680 voice when she speaks. 1:01:47.680 --> 1:01:49.920 Do you hear Mateo Lane saying the other day on 1:01:50.040 --> 1:01:55.520 his He's incredible the opera My got. It was so 1:01:56.120 --> 1:01:57.960 good not to mention the woman he said next to, 1:01:58.080 --> 1:01:59.800 who's like one of the best sopranos in the world. 1:02:00.240 --> 1:02:02.440 It was I just can't even believe these sounds can 1:02:02.480 --> 1:02:03.640 come out of people's heads. 1:02:04.160 --> 1:02:08.840 Lane upsetting talent, talented? Why far too many things? Why 1:02:08.920 --> 1:02:13.240 did he get Donald Glover? If you're talented too many things, 1:02:13.360 --> 1:02:14.200 you got to chill out. 1:02:15.200 --> 1:02:18.920 And he's really nice too, and he's like humble and 1:02:19.000 --> 1:02:21.520 doesn't like and he has like total so much self doubt. 1:02:21.600 --> 1:02:25.160 I really love but his that clip of him singing, 1:02:25.280 --> 1:02:27.040 I knew he was a good singer. I didn't know 1:02:27.480 --> 1:02:32.000 that he what he his load like, he's he's all 1:02:32.040 --> 1:02:33.400 over the map. He can hit the high notes, he 1:02:33.400 --> 1:02:34.960 can hit the low notes, like notes that you go 1:02:35.120 --> 1:02:36.080 like that's coming out of him. 1:02:36.200 --> 1:02:38.160 It was check out, Mateo. 1:02:38.280 --> 1:02:42.360 Lane's ripped them in the world. 1:02:42.960 --> 1:02:47.200 He speaks three languages. He's ripped. He's he looks like 1:02:47.640 --> 1:02:49.680 a fucking Italian statue. 1:02:51.280 --> 1:02:54.520 He goes to Italy, speaks Italian to people and sings 1:02:54.800 --> 1:02:57.480 Italian arias and then does stand up in America. 1:02:58.200 --> 1:03:01.560 He does amazing stand up. He sings He's saying at 1:03:01.600 --> 1:03:05.440 Carnegie Hall the other night. And then he also can 1:03:05.840 --> 1:03:08.320 is like a really good like chef. He's a really 1:03:08.320 --> 1:03:18.000 good cook. Draw three and he can draw. And he 1:03:18.240 --> 1:03:20.760 was just a drawer, Like if you just only knew it, 1:03:20.960 --> 1:03:23.760 he could have a huge successful career just from his 1:03:23.920 --> 1:03:30.320 drawings because they are so insane. There it's it's not, yeah, 1:03:30.640 --> 1:03:33.440 he's really that good. It's I've never met someone who 1:03:33.560 --> 1:03:37.400 is this town. It's really insane. And yeah, it's it 1:03:37.440 --> 1:03:38.200 doesn't make anything. 1:03:38.240 --> 1:03:41.280 He had good parents. It sounds like I think he did. 1:03:42.120 --> 1:03:45.439 I mean had secure he's secure, so he had secure parents. 1:03:45.480 --> 1:03:48.280 I know he's not. He's he's kind of insecure. No offense, Matereo. 1:03:48.320 --> 1:03:49.400 If you're if you ever hear this. 1:03:49.480 --> 1:03:51.280 Well, he's displaying all these things. You have to be 1:03:51.360 --> 1:03:52.120 secure enough to be. 1:03:52.120 --> 1:03:55.240 Showing you have to be really secure to be able 1:03:55.320 --> 1:03:57.960 to sing, I think in your natural voice because it's 1:03:58.040 --> 1:04:00.880 so I don't if any anyone can relate to what 1:04:00.920 --> 1:04:04.840 I'm talking about, it just doesn't. I get in the like, 1:04:05.320 --> 1:04:07.840 if you're a singer, the only way your bad singer 1:04:07.920 --> 1:04:09.600 is if you get in the way of your good voice. 1:04:09.720 --> 1:04:11.840 Like you have a voice inside you and the only 1:04:11.960 --> 1:04:14.040 thing that's holding you back is you getting in your 1:04:14.080 --> 1:04:17.600 own way. It's so fucking frustrating. And plates is the 1:04:17.640 --> 1:04:20.800 same way. It's like we're born like perfectly aligned, you 1:04:20.880 --> 1:04:22.800 know if you unless you're born with some kind of 1:04:22.840 --> 1:04:26.680 fucking phone disease, but you know, like your babies have 1:04:26.880 --> 1:04:30.360 like perfect alignment, and then somewhere along the line they 1:04:30.400 --> 1:04:31.680 get we all get in our own way. 1:04:33.320 --> 1:04:33.640 Hmmm. 1:04:33.960 --> 1:04:39.120 That's the same thing with everything with your whole life emotional. 1:04:39.720 --> 1:04:42.720 Everything that's supposed to be my word that I take 1:04:42.800 --> 1:04:45.960 with me, like in my life is surrender. I probably 1:04:46.040 --> 1:04:48.920 could and then it will. Then I'm supposed to be 1:04:49.120 --> 1:04:51.400 more successful and more complete. 1:04:51.560 --> 1:04:54.240 Well I think that's healthy because that's like it goes 1:04:54.280 --> 1:04:57.680 hand in hand with acceptance, like sort of based on 1:04:57.800 --> 1:05:00.640 what I was saying earlier, I don't think I uphold 1:05:00.760 --> 1:05:04.120 certain voices as like the like great voices, which probably 1:05:04.240 --> 1:05:08.440 ninety percent of the planet would like. Jeff Tweety amazing 1:05:08.560 --> 1:05:11.080 voice to me, one of my favorite male voices ever. 1:05:11.480 --> 1:05:15.200 It's very natural. It is not a super duper trained voice. 1:05:15.240 --> 1:05:18.000 I'm sure he's taken lessons to control his breathing. He's 1:05:18.080 --> 1:05:22.800 incredible because to me, it's a very unique sound. Yeah, 1:05:22.880 --> 1:05:25.760 I was gonna wear it too. It's it's like so 1:05:26.000 --> 1:05:29.800 identifiable that is Jeff Tweety. It sounds like how he speaks. 1:05:29.880 --> 1:05:32.480 It's not too far off from that. It's not fake. 1:05:32.640 --> 1:05:35.720 So I've heard you sing like you. I've like you've 1:05:35.840 --> 1:05:37.840 sent me a song before, and I'm like, dude, this 1:05:38.200 --> 1:05:40.920 is you. I hear like I hear Nikki. This is 1:05:41.000 --> 1:05:43.880 the most incredible voice because it's like the essence of you. 1:05:44.160 --> 1:05:48.320 And I don't think it's that like embarrassing or like 1:05:48.480 --> 1:05:51.520 or gestun kah. Yeah, it just sounds just like it. 1:05:51.600 --> 1:05:53.640 Does sound good. It does sound I got to hear it. 1:05:53.680 --> 1:05:55.160 I'll be the judge. 1:05:55.840 --> 1:05:59.000 General as kid because you're like trying to get people 1:05:59.560 --> 1:06:01.560 like singing kids. 1:06:01.400 --> 1:06:04.160 Are like you could say all hobbies are kid because 1:06:04.200 --> 1:06:05.120 you want attention. 1:06:05.440 --> 1:06:07.959 No, sometimes hobbies are not about other people, like trying 1:06:08.000 --> 1:06:10.560 to control people's emotions, like singing is. 1:06:11.240 --> 1:06:13.480 Of course, I don't think authentic singing is. 1:06:14.600 --> 1:06:16.320 No, I I agree. I mean I wouldn't be doing 1:06:16.360 --> 1:06:16.800 it if it were. 1:06:17.120 --> 1:06:21.919 I think means try hard. By nature, your personal can't 1:06:21.960 --> 1:06:25.480 be kid, But when you're when you're singing like Nikki, 1:06:25.560 --> 1:06:29.200 that's when it breaks through that you're you're trying. That's 1:06:29.280 --> 1:06:30.360 when the kid. 1:06:30.480 --> 1:06:33.720 Okay, maybe if I just like think of myself as 1:06:33.920 --> 1:06:36.080 if I'm not doing it, it'll like help me not 1:06:36.240 --> 1:06:36.480 do it. 1:06:37.560 --> 1:06:39.520 All I want to be is the first kit is 1:06:40.320 --> 1:06:41.240 I got confused? 1:06:41.760 --> 1:06:46.160 Maybe yeah, Like maybe if I think of anything other 1:06:46.240 --> 1:06:49.320 than my real voice as then I will be less 1:06:49.760 --> 1:06:53.360 likely to do anything like I need to shame myself. 1:06:53.480 --> 1:06:56.120 But that's not supposed to psychology. 1:06:57.000 --> 1:06:59.880 It depends on if you need this for this one thing, 1:07:00.000 --> 1:07:01.880 you could use it for a little bit frustrating. 1:07:02.000 --> 1:07:04.040 So yeah, the band is stalled out until I find 1:07:04.120 --> 1:07:06.360 my true voice because I can't fucking one. 1:07:06.280 --> 1:07:08.800 Of your true voices like Stallwaine's voice. 1:07:09.960 --> 1:07:13.640 I fucking wish I wish I had his body. I 1:07:13.720 --> 1:07:16.240 wish I would I would take his body over mine. 1:07:16.920 --> 1:07:17.200 I don't know. 1:07:17.520 --> 1:07:19.560 There's not enough hours in the day to beat the tailor. 1:07:19.680 --> 1:07:20.760 I don't know how it happened. 1:07:21.160 --> 1:07:25.120 Girl mustache too. While you're at it, you would learning curve. 1:07:25.760 --> 1:07:29.080 Yeah, ew, I hate the learning curve. 1:07:29.880 --> 1:07:31.400 All right, we gotta go. Thank you guys so much 1:07:31.400 --> 1:07:32.960 for listening to the podcast. I'll see you this week, 1:07:32.960 --> 1:07:34.720 and temp, I'll see you next week. And wherever I 1:07:34.800 --> 1:07:36.960 am do say, one room? Do you remember where we 1:07:37.040 --> 1:07:37.640 are next week? 1:07:38.160 --> 1:07:38.600 I don't. 1:07:39.040 --> 1:07:43.400 Oh Detroit and oh great, oh yeah Detroit and and. 1:07:45.120 --> 1:07:48.160 Thanksgiving and and oh. 1:07:48.480 --> 1:07:51.080 Okay, well then Saint Louis look for me around the 1:07:51.160 --> 1:07:53.800 Funny Bone. I'll be doing some secret shows for charity 1:07:54.680 --> 1:07:56.720 around the Thanksgiving period. 1:07:56.520 --> 1:07:58.560 So come out to those. And I will see you 1:07:58.600 --> 1:08:00.280 this weekend on the road. We'll see you next week 1:08:00.360 --> 1:08:06.920 on the show. Thank you for listening. And dikround yeah 1:08:06.920 --> 1:08:07.680 don't because. 1:08:08.520 --> 1:08:11.840 Not one man chow what oh yeah jokes, not one 1:08:11.920 --> 1:08:13.560 man chose Yeah, don't don't. 1:08:13.320 --> 1:08:15.800 Be sincere, don't try to pull out a heart strings. 1:08:17.080 --> 1:08:17.720 And yeah 1:08:20.000 --> 1:08:21.679 And yeah yeah,