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Speaker 1: You ready, I'm to laugh and love and laugh.

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Speaker 2: Emotional support. Alligator is no longer welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart.

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Speaker 1: No Wow, And to think their license plates used to

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Speaker 1: say you have a friend in Pennsylvania. Not an alligator friend,

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Speaker 1: not a crocodile friend. Well, we'll see you later. Right

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Speaker 1: after this song on a brand new Bananas.

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Speaker 3: Would you.

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Speaker 2: Guys call's non binary pels. Welcome to Bananas. That's Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at him right now, folks.

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Speaker 1: That's Curtie Bee Kirk Brown Oler. He's a great guy,

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Speaker 1: and welcome to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 1: It's strange news from around the world. You guys send

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Speaker 1: it in, we chat about it, and then we tell

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Speaker 1: stories from the heart. But how are you, CURTI b

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Speaker 1: I feel like.

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Speaker 2: We haven't seen each other in two weeks, right, I don't.

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Speaker 2: It's been maybe more, possibly more, maybe more. I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Was Gus's birthday this weekend? It's actually Gus's birthday to day?

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Speaker 1: Oh good?

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Speaker 2: And yeah. We went to Lego Land, New York. Baby,

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Speaker 1: There, you go. That's fun.

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Speaker 2: It's I'm surrounded by farmland and woods. It's it's a delight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. When I was younger than him, my mom took

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about maybe Sesame place? Baby?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Is that one? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I bet you'd sess me place. The Lego

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Speaker 1: I was traumatized, clearly. I felt like a sardine in

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Speaker 2: That just reminds me of this crazy There was this

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Speaker 2: So no, no more Margarita machine.

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Speaker 2: I love that so much.

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Speaker 2: Oh Man, shout out to people, shout out to people.

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Speaker 1: Tell me about this gator this. I saw the photo

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Speaker 2: Talking about well Wesley Silva. Yeah, he looks like the

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Speaker 1: Like I mean, Cheryl Crow said it best. If it

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Speaker 1: Do you know that? No? I that was. I'm a

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Speaker 2: I don't know anyone who went to a little ath Fair,

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Speaker 1: But you were in a boys' school. What you know,

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Speaker 2: Western Pennsylvania man and his support emotional suport alligator took

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Speaker 2: Wesley Silva sixty and is five foot long, thirty two

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Speaker 1: Maybe there's a problem right there, but you know, trying

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Speaker 1: They're poisonous saliva, they're vicious, they're.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, give me one baby.

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Speaker 1: Let's see. Ellen Silka sent this one in. I remember

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Speaker 1: Where's my car? One man's three week post bachelor party

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Speaker 1: This was in BBC dot Com. That's real, written by

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Speaker 1: the best in the missing car business, Jake Wood.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a bar in Brooklyn. Sounds like you're like,

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Speaker 1: let's go down to Jake Woods. Yeah and drink some

435
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 1: and bible little Oh guess what?

436
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 2: Guess what just closed? Like I just saw that Alligator closed.

437
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 2: Alligate a lounge.

438
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, I had a lot of fun free

439
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 1: pizzas there.

440
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 2: It was a free pizza with every drink. I don't

441
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 2: know how they stayed alive for so many years.

442
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 1: Yes, if you bought a pint of beer, they would

443
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,439
Speaker 1: give you this personal pizza. It was very thin, it

444
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 1: was probably about ten inches, but every beer. So if

445
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,199
Speaker 1: you were like me when I had I don't know,

446
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 1: under two hundred dollars in your bank account, you'd go

447
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 1: buy two beers, eat two pizzas, and leave film full.

448
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: It was the best it was. And Capones did it too.

449
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 1: They closed a while ago, but yeah, it was a

450
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,679
Speaker 1: fun idea.

451
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like it's not a feasible business.

452
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, almost like it's a terrible idea. But if there

453
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 1: was a bar in Los Angeles or anywhere that's sold

454
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: you got one beef old El Paso family style taco,

455
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 1: hard shell taco with a beer. Oh my god, you'd

456
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 1: have to wheel me out of that place. Dude, where's

457
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: my car? Typically, a sore head the day after a

458
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 1: friend's stag party is par for the course, but completely

459
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 1: forgetting where you parked your car in an unfamiliar city

460
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: can cause a different kind of headache. See Jake Wood

461
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: is just what he likes to do is use so

462
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 1: many words to say such a simple joke. That's what

463
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,120
Speaker 1: happened to one man from County Wicklow in the Republic

464
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 1: of Ireland who misplaced his car during a stag do

465
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: in Cork three weeks ago, one hundred and fifty miles

466
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: from his home. Kieran, who shared his story with Cork

467
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 1: radio station in an effort to find his missing vehicle.

468
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: So he called it smart also good idea, not a

469
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: bad idea, said he had visited almost sixty different estates

470
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: in the city in the week since his nightmare began, thankfully.

471
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 1: His radio appeal worked with a listener locating his wine

472
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: colored scot to Superb a forty five. I know Scota

473
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 1: superb purb.

474
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,679
Speaker 2: Man, that just sounds it was dip.

475
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: That sounds like a dip. Yeah, he was dipping a

476
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: forty minute.

477
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 2: You got bro superb yum young.

478
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 1: And it's wine colored too, so it's got that burg indy.

479
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: What are those cigarettes? The swiss Er sweets, oh Man

480
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 1: cigurios and then you know, you get the wine flavored one.

481
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: Andre used to smoke those. Kieran, who was identified only

482
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 1: by his first name on the radio, called Neil Prindeville

483
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 1: Show on Wednesday morning to explain his predicament. Quote, I

484
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,959
Speaker 1: got to Cork late at night. I couldn't find anywhere

485
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: to park in the city. I was so fed up.

486
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: I drove out towards the south of the city. I'm

487
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 1: not far how I'm not sure how far I drove,

488
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: but I parked up at an estate and since then

489
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 1: I haven't laid an eye on the car. So Kurt,

490
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 1: remember this is a forty minute walk. That's how far

491
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 1: he parked outside the city. Forty I've been to Cork.

492
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: It is not there's a paid parking lot somewhere.

493
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: It's a place to put your car prior to.

494
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: Walk forty It's like fifteen minutes outside the city. He

495
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: couldn't locate a wooded area.

496
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: Cork Is is not a huge city.

497
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: No, it is not the biggest.

498
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 2: City in Ireland is Dublin and it's like two million

499
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 2: people like Coke. Cork is I don't know, four hundred

500
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 2: thousand people, maybe two hundred thousand.

501
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: It's pretty there, though, isn't it.

502
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous.

503
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 1: We gotta have Maeve Higgins on she's from Cork.

504
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should.

505
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how far I drove, but I parked

506
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 1: up on a state haven't seen it or haven't laid

507
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: an iron on the car since the stag party was

508
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: on April fourth and the first time having a night

509
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: out in Cork, so Kieren had never been to Cork before. Sure,

510
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: he says, I met the best people and had a

511
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: great what is it crake crack? I had a great crack,

512
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: he told the program. But by Sunday, when it was

513
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 1: time to go on home, he said he couldn't get

514
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 1: his bearings remember where he had parked his car. One

515
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: of the boys stayed back with me and we drove

516
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: around Cork for the guts of five hours. Good phrase

517
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: for the guts of five hours.

518
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 2: For the guts of five hours, that means it was

519
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 2: like almost for five hours or was it for like

520
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 2: almost to six What do you think the guts would mean?

521
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: I guess it's probably like the better of five hour,

522
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: better part of five hours. Yeah, for the guts of

523
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: the eight A lot of guts in Ireland, so that's the.

524
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 2: Better part, for the better part of you right.

525
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: Looking for this car. I put in so many hours

526
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: trying to find this car. It's also funny he says,

527
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: this car not my car. It's like he's so pissed

528
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: at this car. I looked for hours trying to find

529
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: this car. It's actually the stupidest thing I've ever done.

530
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: It has been a Nightmary said, here until Neil Prindeville,

531
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: the one and only Neil prindeval I mean, this guy

532
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: gets all the exclusives for Stagdoos that he had been

533
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: through fifty nine Estates fifty nine in the suburbs of Cork,

534
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: taking note of every single one he had been in

535
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: contact with the Irish police and it checked if the

536
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: car had been removed or impounded. It had not been

537
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: the Irish police or the guard. I were very professional,

538
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: he said, but could not help him Angel Angelsy or yeah,

539
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the angel C street Guard. The

540
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: station in Cork told BBC that the car was reported missing,

541
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: but they could not act because they had no idea

542
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: where the car was located. That missing, I get it,

543
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 1: I know what they're going for. They said. There was

544
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: no logical conclusion that the crime had been committed. No, okay,

545
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm cracking up over it.

546
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 2: Than being Hammertown and park in your car forty minutes

547
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 2: away from the city.

548
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: I know it's incredibly found the city. If you could walk,

549
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think I could. If

550
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: I could walk to something, I think I could walk

551
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: back to it. That's what I've been playing. Maybe not.

552
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 1: I'm cracking up over it. I want to put this

553
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 1: to bed and get on with my life. Here and

554
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: said Kieran offered a two hundred euro which is one

555
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy one pound reward to anyone who was

556
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: able to help him look at his car, and finally

557
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: he was in luck. Within mere minutes of his radio plea,

558
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: a local woman called to say she had spotted the

559
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: Skota at an estate in bally Fefane or Bellepophane or

560
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm going Bleepophane, but it's probably like Lefani. Yeah, so anyways, good.

561
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: He used the radio. The police couldn't help him. He

562
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: helped himself.

563
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 2: What an amazing place where people are all listening to

564
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: the radio.

565
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: I like a place like that me too. Oh my god.

566
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: Since it's the sporting season and football and baseball and

567
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: everything's on, I get Fubo. I download Fubo every turn

568
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: and has commercials, and I gotta say I love them.

569
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: I watch every commercial. I look for you, I look

570
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: for my other friends. I just saw Sam Richardson and

571
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: he's now in a commercial where he's just a big

572
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: financial investor for experience and he doesn't say anything. He's

573
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: just a large guy wearing a purple sweater, and that

574
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: seems to be the whole act. I'm like, Sam get paid,

575
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: doesn't even talk. He doesn't even talk no words. Just

576
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: he's their big help. And he reminds me of all

577
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: of being like we're gonna need a bigger billboard. He's

578
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: like Clifford the big red Dog. But he's say I'm

579
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: the big purple financial advisor. I do.

580
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: I don't mind commercials now because it gives you also

581
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: a time to be like and now we check our phone.

582
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: Now, we look at our phone. Now we pee. Now

583
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: we put the dirty plate that was on the coffee

584
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: table back in the kitchen. Yeah, it's awesome.

585
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 2: I really don't mind it.

586
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: I miss him so much. I was trying to think,

587
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: have you ever had a truly great time on a

588
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: bachelor party like that? You were great night? You were

589
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: like great night, not just like it was fun seeing

590
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: my friends.

591
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 2: A truly great night, because I think I've been like

592
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: ten I think I I think I have. And it

593
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: was it was Coachella. It was Coachella bachelor party.

594
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah.

595
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 2: And we and we took mushrooms and and we're what

596
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 2: it would like. Started off watching the Replacements and then

597
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 2: pretty good started watching It was the Pixies.

598
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, where it was like really peaking.

599
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 2: This is probably the last time I tripped, very hard,

600
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 2: so really peaking watching the Pixies. And I was and

601
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 2: it's you know, it's hot, it's the desert, just pourings

602
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 2: looking like a monster. My guyser at this and I'm

603
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: speaking like just like gibberish coming out of my mouth, right,

604
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: And this guy walks up to me with his ten

605
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: year old daughter and he's like, she's a big fan

606
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: of bunk. Did you take a picture with her? And

607
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: I was like if, I was like, I'm so sorry,

608
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 2: of course, and I was like and I'm just like

609
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: this like just just like my shirt was sopping wet. Yeah,

610
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 2: I looked like an animal. I mean like this is

611
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 2: the most embarrassing.

612
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: Water and pupils at this point, just sweat and pupils.

613
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 2: And then after that, there was just so many people

614
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: around that I had. We were all like kind of

615
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 2: getting freaked out that I went and bought us all

616
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 2: fruit cup, big fruit cup, twenty dollars for a fruit cup,

617
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 2: but a giganta fruit cup. We all sat on the

618
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 2: ground and ate fruit one piece at a time, and

619
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 2: then I went and got us another fruit cup, and

620
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 2: then we did it again, and that was like the

621
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 2: most perfect moment of the whole night of just like

622
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 2: sitting there quietly eating a fruit cup, tripping with these guys.

623
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: And then went back to a house with a pool

624
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 2: and swam in a pool and it was very very pleasant.

625
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: If that friend group isn't saved in your phone as

626
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: a group chat as fruit cups, then you don't understand

627
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: how to live, and you need to reassess your entire life.

628
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 2: I don't understand how to live.

629
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: I yeah, I've noticed a lot too because and I

630
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: don't think this is too controversial to say, but I

631
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: do find bacherette parties more annoying than bachelor parties. And

632
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: I think it's just the nature of in America at least.

633
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: And you see a lot of the hen parties whenever

634
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: you're in Spain or Greece, you just see the Brits everywhere,

635
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: just decked out hand ended up having fun. But I've

636
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: noticed over the years and when you see the bachelott

637
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: party go by it no matter where you are, but Nashville, Vegas,

638
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: no matter where, there's always one woman that I usually

639
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: like make eye contact with, even for two seconds. Whose

640
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: problem like the third best friend, she's not the sister,

641
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: she's not the current best friend, long history, and they

642
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: give you a look like I know, I am sorry,

643
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to be here either, save me, and

644
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: then they just keep walking and I feel like I've

645
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: made eye contact with one hundred of those women over

646
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: the year, Like I'm in Palm Springs. I was at

647
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: a gay bar with a bunch of buddies and I

648
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: was like, what do you guys think of these bachelor parties?

649
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: And they're like, we hate it. I mean we're glad

650
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: they're safe or whatever, but we hate it. And in

651
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Speaker 1: every one of those groups, you know, the the ding

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Speaker 1: dong necklaces and the matching cowboy hats or whatever the

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Speaker 1: bows the feather bow is, there's one woman looking at

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Speaker 1: you like I'd rather be at home with my kids.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather be across the street having a martini with you.

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Speaker 1: Out of Houston's Like it's basically, get me the f

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Speaker 1: out of here. Where's bachelor parties? It just feels like

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Speaker 1: everybody's like today, we are a team. We're a team

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Speaker 1: that plays golf. We're a team that plays paintball routine,

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Speaker 1: that smokes cigars, we have a very expensive whiskey, we

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Speaker 1: eat a steak, and we go to bed and you're like.

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Speaker 2: But then no, But then there's a weird part of

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Speaker 2: the bachelor party, like towards the late late night, where

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Speaker 2: like there's these guys who are like, we gotta make this.

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Speaker 2: I like to bar and it's like and then it

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Speaker 2: just gets like weird, and then there's just like a

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Speaker 2: weird energy and then you're just like I'm out, I

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Speaker 2: can't do this anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I take that back. I take back my statement.

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Speaker 1: From the perspective of dancers at strip clubs, the men

671
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Speaker 1: are probably way worse. So maybe it's just the guys

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Speaker 1: I associate with who are a bunch of fruit cups

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Speaker 1: and they would much rather have their own isolated fun

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Speaker 1: and be enhanced and eat fruit cups. But shout out

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Speaker 1: to those third best friends. We're praying for you to

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Speaker 1: hopefully you drink some gatory and get home safe.

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Speaker 2: I love that idea, though, third best friend, I mean something,

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 1: What it is?

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Speaker 2: Something there.

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00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've always wanted to write a rom that was

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Speaker 1: about two people who had grown apart from one's at

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Speaker 1: a bachelor party in Vegas. One is at a bachelor

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Speaker 1: rep party in Vegas. They've grown apart from their friend group.

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Speaker 1: Like you know how it is. I've had it where

686
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: your old friend's new friends are his work friends and

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Speaker 1: they have all these inside jokes and they do all

688
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: that and you're just being there and you're like, I

689
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Speaker 1: might never see these people ever again. But that two

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Speaker 1: people in that situation meet at a nightclub where they

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Speaker 1: don't want to be there and then have a before

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Speaker 1: sunrise type of night together and then go back to

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Speaker 1: their lives.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow.

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00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: And then if you want to wrap it up and

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Speaker 1: make it happy, one takes the other one to the date.

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Speaker 1: One of the one of the couples breaks up because

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Speaker 1: what happens in Vegas, and then the other one takes

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Speaker 1: ye other win is their date. So maybe maybe all.

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Speaker 2: Right, damn it, before sunrise.

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Speaker 1: I don't know it.

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Speaker 2: I think maybe one of my favorite movies top ten

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Speaker 2: for me, right, God, damn it, it's good.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a letterboxed guy, but that would be on

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Speaker 1: my letter box if I knew how to use it

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Speaker 1: or what it was.

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Speaker 2: And before sunset is not bad either. Before midnight is

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Speaker 2: a bummer.

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00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: You can only ring a rag out so many times

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00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: before it's just bone dry. They ragged that rug that went.

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00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,720
Speaker 1: That is a bone dry rag, that big as stiff

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Speaker 1: as a board.

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00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: All right, I'll tease this into summer thumbsies.

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Speaker 1: Here.

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Speaker 2: It is the viral Moroccan legend of Emil Lay.

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Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking about that man or woman or

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00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: pony Vista Kathy Kathy, Kathy with an Eye wants to

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Speaker 1: thumb herself up for starting grad school. She's thumbing up

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Speaker 1: all the ban animals going through the application process for

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Speaker 1: college or grad school. Kathy with an Eye wants to

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Speaker 1: encourage all bananimals applying to apply for your dream school.

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Speaker 1: Kathy applied to Portland State, where she lives or lived,

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Speaker 1: but then also swung for the fence's curt and applied

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Speaker 1: for Columbia. Kathy with an Eye did not get in

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Speaker 1: to Portland State, but got into Ivy League school Columbia.

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Speaker 1: Dream big and go for the longer shot, because you

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Speaker 1: never know what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up to you, Kath. You deserve a double thumbs

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Speaker 1: up for that. I hope you're at Columbia and having

731
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Speaker 1: a really nice fall. Apparently it's nice in New York

732
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: right now. Taylor Long wants to thumb up best friend

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Speaker 1: of twenty years, Jenna all the way up. Growing up,

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Speaker 1: Taylor's parents would often open the door and find Jenna

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00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: in a Halloween costume when there was no holiday or

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Speaker 1: event or occasion. She also really enjoys pickles straight from

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Speaker 1: the jar. Yeah, that's just Jenniker.

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Speaker 2: That's just Jenna.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up to Jenna, who sounds like a true blue Bananamal.

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Speaker 1: Here's one more. Let's see. Oh yeah, this is a

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Speaker 1: good one. Raina and Rena. Sorry if I get your

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Speaker 1: last name wrong. I think it's I think it's Milnie's,

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Speaker 1: but it could be. Hey, I'm going Milnie's Ray and

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Speaker 1: Milnie says, I'd like to give myself two big, huge

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Speaker 1: thumbs all the way the hell up for doing the

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Speaker 1: very hard and very scary thing of hiring employees for

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Speaker 1: a professional dog walking business. This is Raina's dog walking business.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay.

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Speaker 1: In Orangeville, Ontario. I did some googling that is in Canada.

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Speaker 1: It's been challenging but a rewarding experience, but Raina says,

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00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: nothing beats the being able to give people jobs that

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Speaker 1: they truly enjoy spending time with pets all day. Thumbs

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Speaker 1: up to you, Raina and all the employees. Raina, you

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Speaker 1: didn't tell me the name of your dog walking business,

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Speaker 1: but if we'll share it in our stories, if you

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Speaker 1: send it to us some maybe we can jump some

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Speaker 1: dog pet and biz. Oh yeah, and that's all I

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Speaker 1: got if you have them, you can always send your stories,

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Speaker 1: your thumbs up whatever you want. Participate to the Bananas

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Speaker 1: Podcast on Instagram or the bananz Podcast at gmail dot com. Crity.

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Speaker 1: I want to show you this art of Lindsay Jenkins

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00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: sent me. I think it, yes, I think it's Lindsay

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Speaker 1: Jenks's her Instagram handle, but she sent us basically a

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Speaker 1: banana's Ouiji board and it is incredible. It's a spirit

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Speaker 1: board and I love it. It's now in my office

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Speaker 1: on my wall and the thing I'm a jig that

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Speaker 1: you push around is a banana.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great. Oh that's so cool.

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Speaker 1: So thank you so much, Lindsay Jenkins. Art of Lindsay

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Speaker 1: Jenks on Instagram always sends us beautiful, colorful, cool art.

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Speaker 1: Support artists.

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00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 2: That's hard artists. Come on. Also, we need to talk

773
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 2: about Pretty Gay at Bananas Fest.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Katherine McCafferty, who is our good friend, wonderful comedian,

775
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: but she hosts this incredible series called Pretty Gay where

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Speaker 1: she goes on mock dates with women and queer friends

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00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: and they are so charming, yes, and so funny, and

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00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: by the end of each one you're like the I'm

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Speaker 1: standing these two as a couple. So we're lucky that

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00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,959
Speaker 1: at Bananas Fest in Denver October fourth, right smack dab

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the festival, in the middle of day,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have Pretty gay Lie Live. Thing's going to

783
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Speaker 1: do a live recording with a date you can participate.

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Speaker 1: She has fun games. You can go to YouTube right

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Speaker 1: now and check her out. Pretty Gay Live at Bananas Fest,

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Speaker 1: and we're so lucky to have her. She's a great

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Speaker 1: all around gal and we've become really close friends over

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Speaker 1: the last two years actually ever since she was on

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Speaker 1: Bananas we become buddies.

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Speaker 2: She's awesome.

791
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Speaker 1: That she was able to do that.

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Speaker 2: It's very cool.

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Speaker 1: And former guest Lizzie Cooperman is going to be doing

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Speaker 1: tarot card readings all day long, and I think she's

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00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: already booked up, but you can keep you'll see her

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Speaker 1: doing tarot card readings live at Bananas Fest. Say hi

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Speaker 1: to Lizzie. She's the best, and sign up for a

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Speaker 1: future one. She'll do them over zoom. She's so I

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Speaker 1: loved my tarot card reading.

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Speaker 2: And also remember that if you're interested in the in

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Speaker 2: the Patreon only hang out on Friday, October third to

802
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Speaker 2: become a Patreon member before that.

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00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're in.

804
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 2: So here it is a baby. This is the viral

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Speaker 2: Moroccan legend of Emil Lay. I found this on oh

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Speaker 2: mech Engineering duh.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm surprised you even had time to record

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00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: this year so deep into mech engineering it was.

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00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 2: You know, just served to me. And then I found

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Speaker 2: this on four by four worldwide dot Com. This was

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Speaker 2: by Powa Paolo Baaldi.

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00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 1: Thank you Paolo, good name.

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Speaker 2: Uh. The extraordinary story took place back in nineteen ninety three,

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Speaker 2: but only recently has it come to light. Emil Lay,

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Speaker 2: the man at the center of it all, never sought

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Speaker 2: the spotlight for his incredible feat. Now sixty two and

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Speaker 2: living in northwestern France, Emil has finally shared the details

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Speaker 2: of an adventure so unbelievable it seems almost mythical. As

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Speaker 2: a lasting memory of that unique and unforgetable experience, he

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Speaker 2: still keeps the peculiar motorcycle he built, a miracle born

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Speaker 2: of desperation and ingenuity. Not many people can tell a

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Speaker 2: story like this, and fewer still would have survived to

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Speaker 2: tell it. This is an interest you can tell four

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Speaker 2: by four Worldwide dot com where it's a different level

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Speaker 2: of writer. He's already mentioning a motorcycle. We don't know

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Speaker 2: anything about this person yet. Nope, all right. Not many

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Speaker 2: people can tell a story like this. Fewer still would

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Speaker 2: have survived to tell it. One can only imagine the

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Speaker 2: mental resilience and resourcefulness required to escape such a dire situation.

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Speaker 2: We still don't know what the situation is. Here is

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Speaker 2: the remarkable tale of a Meal Ray Okay, who, after

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Speaker 2: becoming stranded in the Moroccan desert, this should be your

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Speaker 2: first sentence, pal, after becoming stranded in the Moroccan desert,

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Speaker 2: managed to return to civilization by transforming his Citrone two

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Speaker 2: CV into a makeshift motorcycle. In nineteen ninety three, Meal Array,

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Speaker 2: professional electrician, set off on a solo expedition to cross

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Speaker 2: the Moroccan Desert. Everything was going to plan till he

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Speaker 2: was stopped at a military outpost and are not denied

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Speaker 2: permission to continue. Rather than ending as adventure prematurely, he

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Speaker 2: decided to take an alternate route back to Tan Tan,

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Speaker 2: but the desert had other petros. The rough train took

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Speaker 2: its toll. Larray lost control of his beloved two CV,

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Speaker 2: breaking a suspension arm and rendering the car completely undrivable

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Speaker 2: with no chance of repairing the vehicle. His journey took

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Speaker 2: a dramatic turn from desert exploration to a battle for survival.

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Speaker 2: Faced with extreme isolation and scorching heat, Loray knew that

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Speaker 2: the only way to make it out alive was to

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Speaker 2: build a new means of transportation. Drawing on his technical

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Speaker 2: skills and a bit of improvisation, he began a nearly

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Speaker 2: impossible test to construct a motorcycle using only the remaining

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Speaker 2: functional parts of the Citron. First, he stripped the car

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Speaker 2: of its bodywork, repurposing its makeshift shelter from the oh

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Speaker 2: so he lived in the car while he built it.

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Speaker 2: Then came the real challenge, reimagining the car's chassis into

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Speaker 2: a rudimentary motorcycle frame. He found a way to mount

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Speaker 2: the wheels, install the engine, and rig a working transmission system.

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Speaker 2: Even the seat was fashioned from a bumper. Larray initially

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Speaker 2: thought the project was take a few days, but it

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Speaker 2: turned into a grueling twelve day ordeal. Working tirelessly under

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Speaker 2: the desert sun, he carefully rationed his food and water.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he did.

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Speaker 2: It looks like something from Mad Max.

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Speaker 1: Like it?

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Speaker 2: It looks so crazy and mild. It's really very cool.

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Speaker 2: And the whole thing is that he got then and

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Speaker 2: after setting off in his strange two wheel contraption, Larray

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Speaker 2: was eventually found by Moroccan police. He was rescued, but

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Speaker 2: not before receiving a fine for driving of vehicles whose

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Speaker 2: registration and documents didn't match.

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00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: Its fantastic. So because so you that's that's fantastic. Doesn't

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00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: that makes me so happy that.

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Speaker 2: He got fined for it. And the photograph of him

873
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 2: is so crazy. It's he's I mean, this is just

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00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 2: so French. He's in a banana hammock. Nice, that's it,

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00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 2: just a banana hammock, just surrounded by like this this

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00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: body of a citron and all of these like gears

877
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: and parts. It's really really crazy. That's just the way

878
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 2: this story, Isn't it crazy?

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00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: For some reason, I wonder did they do this on

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00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: my favorite murder? Like this one sounds so familiar just

881
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: like as a survival story. Yeah maybe, but dude, that

882
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: is truly the coolest story. And what like, I have

883
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 1: a prejudice towards the French sometimes where I'm like, they're

884
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: really capable of things and been crazy situations and I

885
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: think it's because when you and I were we lads

886
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: in the eighties and nineties, like the idea of the

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00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: French Legion felt like the most exclusive, badass group of people.

888
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: So I just assume stranded French people are capable of anything,

889
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: which that's that's so funny, positive prejudice, that's very interesting.

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00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 2: I have no opinions on the French Legion. I don't

891
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:54,919
Speaker 2: other than that they have seemingly like frills for shoulders, right,

892
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 2: they have like little shoulder pads that have frills that

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00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 2: come off of them.

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00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: Liked. I would never say that, though to a lesionaire

895
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 1: they would just beat. I imagine them doing push ups

896
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: on concrete on their knuckles, and that anybody escaping serious

897
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: crimes can join it and disappear and get citizenships. So

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Speaker 1: those are my two things.

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Speaker 2: I imagine them wearing those hats with the flaps that

900
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: come down the back, well, those are cool, just little

901
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 2: like shower curtains on their shoulders.

902
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: That in Kings Dominion, which is a great amusement park.

903
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: Growing up, we'd go down to King's Dominion, which I

904
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Speaker 1: think is now owned by Paramount, and they had a

905
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: stand up roller coaster called the Shockwave and I googled

906
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: this maybe I don't know, four months ago because I

907
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: was like, I wonder if the shockwave is still round.

908
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: It is not. They closed it down. It was never

909
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: that great anyways. You kind of stood, but you had

910
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: like a bike seat that like was up against your

911
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: your grundle. And but the coolest part was when they

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00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: launched the shockwave. They had those hats that had the

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00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: flap in the back that said shockwave and they were

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00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 1: black and neon. It said shockwave across the front and

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00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: then had that flap to keep your neck from getting

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00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: sun burnt. And I defy you to make the connection

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00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: between a hat with a flap on the back stand

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00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: up roller coaster. I thought about it for I took

919
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: a two hour walk with John C And I'm like,

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00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: but what shockwave? Why why a desert French Lesionaire's neon hat?

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00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 1: And I guess it was just the style that summer.

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00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are a lot.

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00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 2: Of pretty popular because it was like the mullet of

924
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 2: a hat. It was like a hat mullet.

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00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, if any bananamal, this is such an ask has

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Speaker 1: a King's dominion shockwave hat with that backflap from the

927
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: late eighties early nineties. I will buy it from you.

928
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: And I looked on Etsy, I looked on eBay. I

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00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: could not find it. But I have a vivid memory

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00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: of other kids in the neighborhood coming back from King's Dominion,

931
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: and like two brothers would both be wearing them, and

932
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, this is the peak of the coolness Mountain.

933
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: This is k two and Mount everest standing next to

934
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: me with some badass caps.

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Speaker 2: Come on, somebody give Scotti.

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Speaker 1: It kills me out for a while.

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00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 2: Well that's it, guys, Thank you so much for listening

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00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 2: to another sweet ass episode Burns.

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Speaker 1: Keep your chins up, keep your heads up, be kind,

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00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: look for moments to be as silly and absurd as possible.

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Speaker 1: Stick together, take care of your own people, and we'll

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Speaker 1: be back every Tuesday to distract you from life. Bananas sorry,

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Speaker 1: double taff. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hart Start.

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Speaker 2: part time employee.

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