WEBVTT - St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun Wakeup

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 1>So Debbie wants to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend Darren. Now Darren does overnights, gets home and goes

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<v Speaker 1>straight to sleep. So we decided let's give Darren some

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<v Speaker 1>wake up calls with the little Saint Patrick's Day flair

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<v Speaker 1>to it? All right, what could go wrong? Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>here were.

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<v Speaker 2>Well? He wow, especially Saint Patty's Day. Missy. I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>lepri crapper. I'm a liprick con and I'm a mean

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<v Speaker 2>green wrapper.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in Ireland they called me liprick crapper.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to go to the end of your rainbow

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<v Speaker 2>ferry with you on my brain yow the green coat

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<v Speaker 2>you got, the scuffy red beer sucked on your chalet.

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<v Speaker 1>That was weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Hello, I'm the lipriate crapper and the back again

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<v Speaker 2>on Saint Patty's Dad. Let me be your Friend's up

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<v Speaker 2>to your ways. If you capture met magical power can

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<v Speaker 2>leads you to God. Who is this is this? Darren?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it man? Who is this? It's Saint Patty's Day, Darren.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you three.

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<v Speaker 2>Weeks you know my name. Man, you're seriously it's not funny, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>What whatever you're doing, it's not funny today. If you

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<v Speaker 2>think it's funny, idea, wake me up and I got

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<v Speaker 2>another thing covered for your dude, Bye bye way, walk

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<v Speaker 2>through the door work. I will kick your age against

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<v Speaker 2>the wall. You keep calling this, I'm gonna put your

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<v Speaker 2>head through. Boy, do you understand me? I know this,

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<v Speaker 2>but you called me a your dad. I'll keep you

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<v Speaker 2>three weeks. You pull down? What's the Saint Patty say?

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<v Speaker 2>Pull you? Pull down? My poll? Show you something that

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<v Speaker 2>Swiss along back pipe and me lucky?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you screening? Those who've seen it know it's bigger.

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<v Speaker 2>Than the babies on the ground. I was squeech you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh put your table squitch your damn bitch. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>allow with you have a happy same just completely had

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<v Speaker 2>it with your boot laren. What who are you talking to?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn it? I keep getting his phone call from the idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>He's yelling at me in this leprechaun voice. Every time

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<v Speaker 2>I try to fall back to sleep. Their phone rings again.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't recognize the number. I don't know who this is.

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<v Speaker 2>This happened today, yes, but after them morning. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I think Mitchell has someone calling me just trying to

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<v Speaker 2>put a bug at myness working. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 2>can please him that they just completely messed up what

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<v Speaker 2>they were supposed to call you at eight am and

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<v Speaker 2>wake you up. It's supposed to be That's exactly what

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<v Speaker 2>they did. They called me at eight am? What What

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<v Speaker 2>the what are you thinking of? Someone called me at

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<v Speaker 2>eight am? I just thought I was just sleep for

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<v Speaker 2>forty five minutes. Do you out of your mind? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't supposed to like yell at you. It was

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be like cutet. What are you supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 1>You have?

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<v Speaker 2>You have? You have? Some company called me at eight

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning when you know when you know? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>at the borrow night. I bought it's your favorite holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you would like it. It was supposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't relax. I haven't slipped in two days. This

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<v Speaker 2>is my one chance to catch up before the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Darren, Darren, what hell is this now?

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<v Speaker 2>Darren?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Garrett, and my little leprechaun over there,

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<v Speaker 1>his name's Ronnie. Oh happy Saint Patrick's.

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<v Speaker 2>And you just got phone tapped by your girlfriend Debuy

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<v Speaker 2>me man, Jesus Christ, are you wearing green? You guys

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<v Speaker 2>suck man.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Aran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show