Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap?
Speaker 2: What's the phone tap all about?
Speaker 1: So Debbie wants to play a phone tap on her
Speaker 1: boyfriend Darren. Now Darren does overnights, gets home and goes
Speaker 1: straight to sleep. So we decided let's give Darren some
Speaker 1: wake up calls with the little Saint Patrick's Day flair
Speaker 1: to it? All right, what could go wrong? Let's see
Speaker 1: here were.
Speaker 2: Well? He wow, especially Saint Patty's Day. Missy. I'm the
Speaker 2: lepri crapper. I'm a liprick con and I'm a mean
Speaker 2: green wrapper.
Speaker 1: Back in Ireland they called me liprick crapper.
Speaker 2: I want to go to the end of your rainbow
Speaker 2: ferry with you on my brain yow the green coat
Speaker 2: you got, the scuffy red beer sucked on your chalet.
Speaker 1: That was weird.
Speaker 2: Hello Hello, I'm the lipriate crapper and the back again
Speaker 2: on Saint Patty's Dad. Let me be your Friend's up
Speaker 2: to your ways. If you capture met magical power can
Speaker 2: leads you to God. Who is this is this? Darren?
Speaker 2: Stop it man? Who is this? It's Saint Patty's Day, Darren.
Speaker 1: I'll give you three.
Speaker 2: Weeks you know my name. Man, you're seriously it's not funny, dude.
Speaker 2: What whatever you're doing, it's not funny today. If you
Speaker 2: think it's funny, idea, wake me up and I got
Speaker 2: another thing covered for your dude, Bye bye way, walk
Speaker 2: through the door work. I will kick your age against
Speaker 2: the wall. You keep calling this, I'm gonna put your
Speaker 2: head through. Boy, do you understand me? I know this,
Speaker 2: but you called me a your dad. I'll keep you
Speaker 2: three weeks. You pull down? What's the Saint Patty say?
Speaker 2: Pull you? Pull down? My poll? Show you something that
Speaker 2: Swiss along back pipe and me lucky?
Speaker 1: Are you screening? Those who've seen it know it's bigger.
Speaker 2: Than the babies on the ground. I was squeech you.
Speaker 2: Oh put your table squitch your damn bitch. I'm not
Speaker 2: allow with you have a happy same just completely had
Speaker 2: it with your boot laren. What who are you talking to?
Speaker 2: Damn it? I keep getting his phone call from the idiot.
Speaker 2: He's yelling at me in this leprechaun voice. Every time
Speaker 2: I try to fall back to sleep. Their phone rings again.
Speaker 2: I don't recognize the number. I don't know who this is.
Speaker 2: This happened today, yes, but after them morning. I think
Speaker 2: I think Mitchell has someone calling me just trying to
Speaker 2: put a bug at myness working. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: can please him that they just completely messed up what
Speaker 2: they were supposed to call you at eight am and
Speaker 2: wake you up. It's supposed to be That's exactly what
Speaker 2: they did. They called me at eight am? What What
Speaker 2: the what are you thinking of? Someone called me at
Speaker 2: eight am? I just thought I was just sleep for
Speaker 2: forty five minutes. Do you out of your mind? Well,
Speaker 2: they weren't supposed to like yell at you. It was
Speaker 2: supposed to be like cutet. What are you supposed to do?
Speaker 1: You have?
Speaker 2: You have? You have? Some company called me at eight
Speaker 2: in the morning when you know when you know? I'm
Speaker 2: at the borrow night. I bought it's your favorite holiday.
Speaker 2: I thought you would like it. It was supposed to.
Speaker 2: I don't relax. I haven't slipped in two days. This
Speaker 2: is my one chance to catch up before the weekend.
Speaker 1: Hey Darren, Darren, what hell is this now?
Speaker 2: Darren?
Speaker 1: My name is Garrett, and my little leprechaun over there,
Speaker 1: his name's Ronnie. Oh happy Saint Patrick's.
Speaker 2: And you just got phone tapped by your girlfriend Debuy
Speaker 2: me man, Jesus Christ, are you wearing green? You guys
Speaker 2: suck man.
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