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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Eastbounding

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Speaker 1: Down and Last comic Standing John Reap March six through

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Speaker 1: the eighth. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com and

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Speaker 1: you can call four two five, two eight nine seven thousands.

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Speaker 1: On the twenties you were shotting two hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: bucks next. Hello, Hi, this is Casey right back. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from Airlines. I'm looking for Sarah Thompson. This is she. Hi, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: how are you Hi? I'm good? How are you good? Listen,

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Speaker 1: According to our records, we have you on a flight

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Speaker 1: next week to South Africa with a connection in London.

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Speaker 1: Is that correct? That is correct? Yeah? Okay, wonderful. Well

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Speaker 1: I wanted to call then tell you that there has

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Speaker 1: been a slight change in your itinerary. M a change, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a tiny little change, nothing big. Um. The flight

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Speaker 1: you were booked on is completely full. We screwed that up,

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Speaker 1: but we bumped you to one of our sister airlines,

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Speaker 1: Umbooto air It's a similar airplane. Nothing has changed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nothing has changed except for your seating assignment. That's it.

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Speaker 1: Oh so it's I mean it's the same, you know,

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Speaker 1: departure time, arrival time, location, Everything is all the same.

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Speaker 1: All that is the same, except, like I said, your

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Speaker 1: seating is going to be a little different on this plane. Well,

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Speaker 1: what's my seating going to be? Well, UMBOO into Air

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Speaker 1: is more of a cargo type plane, so you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be riding in the cargo hold with a few animals.

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Speaker 1: It's totally safe and it's actually a really fun way

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Speaker 1: to travel. Excuse me, Well, there's gonna be some animals

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Speaker 1: on your plane, but there will also be people too,

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Speaker 1: like dritting with animals. Okay, I'm sorry. I am not

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Speaker 1: flying to Africa with a bunch of smelly, noisy animals.

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Speaker 1: If you think about it, If you think about it,

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Speaker 1: some of them are probably gonna be less smelly than

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Speaker 1: the normal people you'd be flying with. I mean, you've

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Speaker 1: been on an airplane before, right, I'd rather not going

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Speaker 1: to travel thirteen hours with a with a dog next

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Speaker 1: to me. Okay, this is not acceptable. It sounds do it.

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Speaker 1: This is not going to happen. Man, it sounds like

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Speaker 1: you're unhappy with this change. Yeah, you're damn right, I'm unhappy. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I am authorized to comp you one alcoholic beverage on

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Speaker 1: the plane. If that helps, Oh goody, yes, one, you know,

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Speaker 1: like you better get me wasted, plastered, because there is

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Speaker 1: no other way. I'm going to be traveling with a

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Speaker 1: sure you know, a cat and a you know graft.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no no, there won't. There won't be any dogs

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Speaker 1: or cats. It's all monkeys and kind of the same wildlife.

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Speaker 1: Think about it this way. It's sort of like a

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Speaker 1: safari in the air. I mean, people would a loving this.

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Speaker 1: How dare you? Well? I don't man. People would pay

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Speaker 1: a lot of money, I think to fly. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: already paying a lot of money. I'm trying to fly

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Speaker 1: to Africa, okay. And I am imagine with a monkey

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Speaker 1: in my lap? Could you that's to see that? That

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Speaker 1: sounds awesome to me? A cute little monkey on your

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Speaker 1: lap for a few hours. I mean that sounds I

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Speaker 1: am as I've had it up to here with you.

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Speaker 1: Can I talk to your supervisor or hey, let me

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Speaker 1: ask you. Let me ask you something seriously for a second, okay,

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Speaker 1: And I want you to think about I want you

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Speaker 1: to think about this. Would you rather sit next to

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Speaker 1: a crying baby on a plane or a cute little

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Speaker 1: rabbit monkey? You are you kidding me. I think I

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Speaker 1: think the answer is quite obvious, isn't it. If it

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Speaker 1: is it obvious, Yes, listen, we all know that crying

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Speaker 1: babies are terrible on planes. A little sick monkey is

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Speaker 1: not going to do anything. It's gonna be animals. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're going to sort of a reserve to help nurse

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Speaker 1: them back to health. So there's gonna be some of that.

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Speaker 1: First you have me flying in the cargo hold, and

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Speaker 1: then oh yeah, and by the way, all of the

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Speaker 1: animals are disease ridden. Yeah, that's what I was going

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Speaker 1: to ask you. Have you had your rabies shots? Put

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Speaker 1: me on with your supervisor, damn it, and I honost

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Speaker 1: do dis sir. By the other day. You will not

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Speaker 1: have a job. Oh that you know what. I don't

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Speaker 1: need a job there anyway because I don't actually work there,

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Speaker 1: So that's fine. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Speaker 1: That's supposed to mean that this is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Your friend

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Speaker 1: Katie set you up. Oh thank god, I'm about to cry.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Did you really think

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Speaker 1: that they were going to send you on a plane

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Speaker 1: with a bunch of sick monkeys. Oh my god, weekend

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Speaker 1: every morning with jewel phone taps, weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties now two hundred and fifty bucks one eight six

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Speaker 1: six moving ninety two five