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Speaker 2: It's the After Party Podcast. Hi y'all, How y'all? Never
Speaker 2: can we talk about ringworm for just a moment? Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: I think I have it. I think I have it,
Speaker 2: you know, And by the way, ring worm, there's no
Speaker 2: worm involved here. It's just a it's a it's it's
Speaker 2: a rash caused by a fungal infection is whatever is.
Speaker 2: It's itchy circular rash. And I've had this thing on
Speaker 2: my ankle for several days. And I keep telling you guys,
Speaker 2: you know, when no one's listening, no microphones are on,
Speaker 2: that there's something going on this rash. And you guys
Speaker 2: all say it's ring worm. We're promising you. So I
Speaker 2: went online and looked at the pictures. Sure does look
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 1: You thought Nate and I were just messing with you.
Speaker 1: But I really think based on your description.
Speaker 4: It ain't fun, but the good it's very treatable. Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: of all the worms.
Speaker 3: I once got it on my belly, like right in
Speaker 3: the center of my stomach when I was in grade school.
Speaker 2: I don't know how but it's like that red it's
Speaker 2: a red ring with like a yellowish center. Has that
Speaker 2: ebody burned you with a cigarette ladery.
Speaker 3: It's very active in gyms, So if you're in a
Speaker 3: gym all the time, sometimes you can just pick it
Speaker 3: up by walking or you know, touch Well, I.
Speaker 2: Guess, I guess that rules that one out. Haven't been
Speaker 2: in a gym in quite Sometimes you've been in a
Speaker 2: bathhouse recently.
Speaker 3: Check the dogs, because my cats had it once, and
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, when I brought them to the vet
Speaker 3: to see what it was, they acted like they had
Speaker 3: some kind of plague. They had to throw away what
Speaker 3: they were wearing. They made me put the cats in
Speaker 3: a certain room. And don't you know, because the cats
Speaker 3: don't have control over their actions like humans do, and
Speaker 3: so they can get the germs everywhere.
Speaker 2: Where they getting. If my dogs gave it to me,
Speaker 2: where did they get ring?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Because Alex have it, I don't think. So what should
Speaker 2: we call Alex? Can we call him? Can we do
Speaker 2: that on this on the podcast?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's call Let's call my husband. Let him know
Speaker 2: I have ring one.
Speaker 3: He's around animals all the time, so maybe.
Speaker 1: He could bring it home.
Speaker 2: He could. Yeah, let's call him and blame him right now.
Speaker 2: But why don't they call it something better than that?
Speaker 2: If it's not a worm, that makes it sound gross like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a rash caused by a fungal infection. Right,
Speaker 2: hold on, here we go scarily. Hello, Hi, I I
Speaker 2: know you're very very very busy at the zoo, but
Speaker 2: we got Do you have a moment.
Speaker 4: I'm very very very very busy.
Speaker 2: Like you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: No, I'm in the castia.
Speaker 2: Wash your hands, Wash your hands, wash you. He doesn't
Speaker 2: know why we're calling you. Don't ruin my bit? Uh?
Speaker 2: You know that rash I have on my ankle?
Speaker 4: Yes, the ringworm.
Speaker 2: You obviously brought that home from the zoo. No I
Speaker 2: did it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're hanging out with animals every day all the
Speaker 2: where else would I get? I haven't been to the
Speaker 2: gym in two weeks. I don't know. Do you have
Speaker 2: it on you?
Speaker 3: Did you check yourself?
Speaker 4: I checked myself every day.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything on it. Well, couldn't you have
Speaker 2: passed it along to me? Then it went away on you?
Speaker 2: Now I haven't No, maybe you got it from the doors.
Speaker 2: How would they get it? How would they get.
Speaker 4: It from being outside?
Speaker 2: I don't Know's all right, you're not helping. I really
Speaker 2: think it's your fault. I want to blame you for
Speaker 2: my ring worm. Well we don't know dr worm. But
Speaker 2: you saw it. It looks like ringworm, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it does. Have you seen it? I thought I showed
Speaker 2: it to you.
Speaker 5: You do.
Speaker 2: You showed it to me twice yet? All right, because
Speaker 2: I'm not showing anyone else. You're You're the only one
Speaker 2: to go. Where is it?
Speaker 3: You want to tell us where it is?
Speaker 2: My ankle? My right ankle? Ok? What's that on? Gandhi?
Speaker 1: So apparently dogs can get it through all kinds of stuff,
Speaker 1: through an infected animal or person, or indirectly from contaminated
Speaker 1: environments like objects and bedding, brushes or furniture, where fungal
Speaker 1: sports can survive four months to over a year. Oh damn, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to burn everything down.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to wash everything like in hot hot
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I just want to call you and
Speaker 2: let you know I think I gave it. You gave
Speaker 2: me ringworm, that's all. Hey. By the way, people are
Speaker 2: loving the video from our sleigh ride yesterday. Everybody yelling
Speaker 2: at me, I worked that we should wear a helmet's next, Yeah,
Speaker 2: me too. As we were getting toward the gate. My god,
Speaker 2: that was fun. But also people in the room said
Speaker 2: they never knew you cursed like that. Yeah, well I
Speaker 2: was nervous. Yeah, we almost died. And the only way
Speaker 2: to stop is to run into things. You know that,
Speaker 2: there's no breaks, no, thank God, thank God for that.
Speaker 2: All right, I gotta go. I got ringworm that you
Speaker 2: gave me all bye, love you. But you guys you've
Speaker 2: had ringworms, so talk about it. What am I? How
Speaker 2: do I get rid of this thing?
Speaker 1: So I use tough act in to enactin. Just spray
Speaker 1: it right there.
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 1: When I was in high school. My best friend's boyfriend
Speaker 1: was on the wrestling team and he had it. He
Speaker 1: came over to my house one day and all of
Speaker 1: us were just kind of like horsing around playing. A
Speaker 1: couple of days later, my best friend and myself both
Speaker 1: had it and we were talking about, you know this
Speaker 1: itches at soccer practice. My coach came over, took a
Speaker 1: look at it and goes, eh, you have a ring worm.
Speaker 2: Go the fuck home. It's important to note that it's fungle,
Speaker 2: not bacterial. So if it's if it's fungle, if you
Speaker 2: at the touch, you could spread it all over the place.
Speaker 2: Antibiotics do not work on it. That only works on
Speaker 2: bacterial infections. Yeah, okay, thank you, it's right. It's a
Speaker 2: it's a fungus among us.
Speaker 5: I get a lot in high school because of swimming,
Speaker 5: so like the pool decks. I mean, you really should
Speaker 5: be wearing flip flops or sandals, but they become annoying.
Speaker 5: So it was almost like a rite of passage. If
Speaker 5: you didn't get ringworm, then it was like you weren't
Speaker 5: a part of the team because everyone got it eventually
Speaker 5: once or twice a year.
Speaker 3: What about lomen?
Speaker 2: But wait a minute, so I could get it from
Speaker 2: a wrestler. I could get it from a from a lifeguard. Wow,
Speaker 2: this is hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sexy worm.
Speaker 2: You know you probably get it from hockey players.
Speaker 1: Yeah, watched it too much.
Speaker 2: That's where I got it. Now figured out where is
Speaker 2: that ring worm? It looks like a puck, but you know,
Speaker 2: it's actually.
Speaker 1: Really important because it probably itches and everything when and
Speaker 1: if you touch it, don't touch other parts of your
Speaker 1: body so easily.
Speaker 4: Yeahsh whatever it's coming to touch, it spreads everywhere.
Speaker 2: By the way, the fact that it's at your ankles
Speaker 2: leads me to believe it was from the dogs because
Speaker 2: they are ankle height. That's just I'm suspicious, scary.
Speaker 3: If he's outside, because didn't Alex say, could be outside,
Speaker 3: something outside.
Speaker 2: I don't know, We don't know. I think you're gonna
Speaker 2: drive yourself crazy trying to figure out where you got
Speaker 2: it from. You'd have it, maybe I get I should
Speaker 2: get the dogs check. But you know, it's weird even
Speaker 2: though it's not a worm. Have you ever had a worm?
Speaker 2: I mean, have you ever been have you ever been
Speaker 2: host to some living creature?
Speaker 4: One of my best friends he had a round worm
Speaker 4: infection from eating some I guess cork pork that wasn't
Speaker 4: cooked properly, right, You're supposed to give into a certain temperature,
Speaker 4: and he started developing developing issues down there didn't come out,
Speaker 4: so he he developed a little diarrhea over the course
Speaker 4: of a week, and then all of a sudden he.
Speaker 2: I can't say, he went to the mathimin worm came out. Basically, Yes,
Speaker 2: he pulled it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very careful with that he went to wipe and
Speaker 4: got he pulled.
Speaker 2: How long was it?
Speaker 4: It was quite long because he sent us the picture
Speaker 4: and we had all been on the same way.
Speaker 2: He sent you a photo of it. You have the photo.
Speaker 4: I have it somewhere in my phone.
Speaker 2: Find it. I need to see this. We had all
Speaker 2: been on the same trip. He goes, hey, guys, get yourselves.
Speaker 2: Checks itself. It was like somebody saying that it may
Speaker 2: have given you an STD get yourself. But where was
Speaker 2: it living?
Speaker 3: Ye made its way down.
Speaker 4: It made its way and then he had to take
Speaker 4: very very very hardcore antibiotics that killed it, basically killed
Speaker 4: all of the bacteria in his body.
Speaker 2: And then he got was it just one? I think
Speaker 2: there was a couple more in there?
Speaker 3: Did he?
Speaker 1: Did he kill it?
Speaker 2: Or did live? Oh?
Speaker 4: God? It you?
Speaker 3: He?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: What would your name it? Give it a name? And
Speaker 2: my new pet? Have you met my pet worm? Where'd
Speaker 2: you adopt that worm from my asshole?
Speaker 1: I tapeworms, which are very I mean lots of people
Speaker 1: have gotten tape worm. They will grow so big that
Speaker 1: they actually start to poke out of your body. That's
Speaker 1: how a lot of people realize that they have it,
Speaker 1: because they didn't pay attention. Yeah, and then apparently you
Speaker 1: just pull it.
Speaker 2: Right out by the fear of the unknown. I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on inside my tracks right now, and
Speaker 2: I want to know. I like vinegar or something.
Speaker 1: We all have them.
Speaker 2: You have things living in there, that's the whole point.
Speaker 2: But you just don't want them to get to the
Speaker 2: size where they poke out of your stomach.
Speaker 3: Maybe he named it asshole anaconda.
Speaker 1: I wish they poked out of your stomach. I think
Speaker 1: they poke out of a Oh. Okay, So one of
Speaker 1: my best friends she got married on a beach and
Speaker 1: it had rained the night before her wedding, and apparently
Speaker 1: a lot of the cats in that area they used
Speaker 1: the sand for their letter box basically. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: there was a lot of cat poop under the sand
Speaker 1: that got rained on, and everybody at the wedding got
Speaker 1: hookworm in their feet from walking into that. I know
Speaker 1: it was such a such a gift.
Speaker 5: Can can we check out with Scotty Bee for a minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so sick. I can't listen to anything.
Speaker 3: He can't even talk.
Speaker 2: It's so nauseating to me. You have worms in you? No,
Speaker 2: I don't you do you do. No, okay, I mean
Speaker 2: I know I give my dog heartwarm medication. Do people
Speaker 2: get heartworms too? Is that the real your heart is
Speaker 2: that dogs have to take heartworm pills? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that? Where?
Speaker 2: Isn't that real life?
Speaker 3: That's what happens.
Speaker 2: Gets it in your heart, your dog's heart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of it is because I mean, we're
Speaker 4: not eating fegal matter, but the dogs do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, now that it's frozen, he eats it
Speaker 2: every day. Oh god, it's so we got people, We
Speaker 2: got people in our office that should be.
Speaker 4: I got to pick it up instantly now because he
Speaker 4: eats it only when it freezes.
Speaker 2: He likes it frozen, gets you freshing little popsicles, discussing
Speaker 2: it's a poopsicle.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: So, so no one in the room here has has
Speaker 2: hosted some sort of animal creature.
Speaker 1: I am convinced that Brandon hasitape for him, because I've
Speaker 1: never seen someone eat the way he does and remain thin.
Speaker 1: And I call it squirm. I'm always like, I'll squirm today.
Speaker 4: He hungry?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Squirm the worm?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 2: Wow? All right, well this has been a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: What a great a great conversation. We've had all right.
Speaker 2: We'll have a nice day and I will get some fat.
Speaker 2: Need I need some fast acting to acting right now.
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