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Speaker 1: Hey, we're all getting into the week a little slow.

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Speaker 1: I think it's Brook and Jeffrey, but we do have

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Speaker 1: a new episode for you. We got a trail, new

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Speaker 1: Laser stories, new loser line, a great second date that

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Speaker 1: I think everyone's gonna love. So just stick around for

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Speaker 1: all that and always starting with you because you you're

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Speaker 1: the star of the show. Today's stories Luke who said

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Speaker 1: this episode was straight brain rot.

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Speaker 2: That is a good thing.

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Speaker 1: We did our job, We really did, so, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. Hopefully that brain rot continues right now for

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Speaker 1: your full hour.

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and a lot

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Speaker 3: of people are going to be traveling soon to visit

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Speaker 3: relatives over the holidays. That's right, Yeah, and our hearts

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Speaker 3: go out to you. Yeah. But when you stay in

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Speaker 3: a hotel, what type of person are you? Do you

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Speaker 3: fully unpack and put all your stuff away into drawers

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Speaker 3: or do you just live out of your suitcase and

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Speaker 3: let your clothes explode all over the floor.

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Speaker 1: Now, yo, you guys are heathens. Okay, you put it away,

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Speaker 1: you make it feel like a little home for one night. Kindles.

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Speaker 1: Anything that touches the floor of a hotel room bursts.

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Speaker 3: Me out so well. According to travel experts, neither of

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Speaker 3: those are the best option for you.

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Speaker 1: Actually, hang my underwear in the clock because.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly where the hotel. Bedbugs want you to put

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Speaker 3: your things. In the drawers and on the floor. They

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Speaker 3: like to hide in and around the mattresses. Also underneath

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Speaker 3: those little luggage stands that they provide.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, the luggage, James, is what I use.

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Speaker 3: I just no bed bugs love them. They're like little

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Speaker 3: bed bug brothels. They're just waiting to crawl into your

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Speaker 1: Why why are the bed brugs in the drawers that's

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Speaker 1: not fabric because it's get out of there.

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Speaker 3: That's where they are everywhere, even in nice hotels, they say.

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Speaker 3: Travel experts are telling you don't trust it. That's why

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Speaker 3: they suggest us keeping your bag in the bathroom instead's nasty,

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Speaker 3: specifically up on the bathroom counter because apparently bed.

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Speaker 1: Bugs the bathrooms that you're staying in.

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Speaker 3: Bed bugs, they say, don't go into the bathrooms. They're

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Speaker 3: like brook They hate showers and non organic soaps. Super

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Speaker 3: All they really enjoy are the fabric areas, and they

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Speaker 3: like the warmth of our bodies, the smell that we

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Speaker 3: have after a long day of travel, the carbon dioxide

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Speaker 3: we breathe in, that soft little sigh we make when

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Speaker 3: our heads hit the pillows.

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to?

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Speaker 3: Are?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Bed bugs? Love that?

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Speaker 1: He's definitely big spoon.

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Speaker 3: How could you blame them?

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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Speaker 3: Get party time so again. Best thing you can do

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Speaker 3: just unpack your essentials, zip your bag up and put

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Speaker 1: Or Jeffrey, light a scented candle and just set the.

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Speaker 3: Let's go with the flow. Now, let's move on to

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Speaker 3: the shot collar question of the day. Nothing weird about

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Speaker 6: Thanksgiving is almost here. It's a magical time of year,

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Speaker 6: you guys, when your entire family travels hundreds of miles

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Speaker 6: just to argue inside someone else's house for a like that,

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Speaker 6: the turkey's dry, the pie is wet. Somehow, Uncle Dennis

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Speaker 6: is both. It's a strange tradition we reluctantly do every November,

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Speaker 6: but the stats behind it are even more shocking, Like,

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Speaker 6: do you even realize how many turkeys are harvested this year?

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Speaker 6: Or how many boxes of wine Brooke crushes during the

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Speaker 6: Macy's Day parade.

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Speaker 1: Get shocked to keep counting.

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Speaker 6: That's why today, in honor of our favorite eating holiday,

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Speaker 6: we're doing a special Thanksgiving by the Numbers edition of.

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Speaker 7: Twenty of twenty. Interesting, Jake, can you say a number

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Speaker 6: I'll give you a question about the mind boggling stats

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Speaker 6: woman who averages over seventy embarrassed eye rolls every Thanksgiving dinner.

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis on the low end aroun family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah seven, Alexis.

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Speaker 6: How many millions of Americans travel for Thanksgiving each year?

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Speaker 6: Is it twenty five million, fifty five million, or one

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Speaker 1: Wo wow, a lot of different numbers. Just travel med

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Speaker 1: a plan? Or does this mean like driving thirty minutes?

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Speaker 1: I think travel has to be out of the city

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Speaker 2: That count right?

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Speaker 6: Travel, Alexis brook rules do not matter here in this game.

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Speaker 6: But I will say she's exactly right in this case.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so car play, do you know how many people?

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Speaker 3: How many Americans? There are?

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Speaker 3: I do you have a ball park.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Mark like it says, fifty five million, y.

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Speaker 3: Safe guests, Great work, Brook, We're over to you.

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Speaker 7: Seven is off the board.

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Speaker 1: All right, seventeen seventeen?

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Speaker 6: Brook, what is the average weight of a Thanksgiving turkey

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Speaker 6: in pounds?

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Speaker 1: I thought you're going to say me after I ate

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Speaker 1: my jo job.

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Speaker 7: I have that farther down the list.

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Speaker 6: Okay, is it twelve pounds, sixteen pounds or twenty eight pounds?

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Speaker 7: A much turkey size?

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Speaker 1: Oh, Elias, Here's the thing I think when I'm at

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Speaker 1: the store and I'm starting through those turkeys trying to

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Speaker 1: to find a twelve pounder. Those are light. Yeah, big

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Speaker 1: boys are only going to be it like Costco. I'm

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Speaker 1: going sixteen, Brook says, sixteen pounds.

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Speaker 2: That's good job.

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Speaker 6: Right in the middle. There for second answer as well, Jose,

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Speaker 6: We're on to you. Seven and seventeen are off the board.

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Speaker 7: Let's go to eight.

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Speaker 6: Hose, what percent of Americans say stuffing is their favorite

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Speaker 3: I mean there's variations of stuffing.

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Speaker 1: You gotta have sausage in it. I'm sorry, I have it.

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Speaker 3: It was fantastic. Definitely. Hear Brooks say that all the time,

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Speaker 3: you gotta have sausage in there.

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Speaker 1: Stuff is much.

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Speaker 4: So, I think because there's multiple options and people that

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Speaker 4: You can add gravy to do what. It's versatile, right,

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Speaker 6: Fourteen was it fourteen, twenty nine or forty two percent?

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Speaker 7: Two, forty two percent. It's very popular.

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Speaker 3: Wet bread. Interesting.

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Speaker 9: I know it's a huge.

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Speaker 7: We're talking things. Give stats because it's happening next.

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Speaker 6: Week and we're over to Jeffrey now, number ten, Number ten, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 6: how many minutes does the average Thanksgiving dinner actually last?

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Speaker 6: Once everyone sits down starts eating. Wait, is it a

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Speaker 7: I'm talking total eating time.

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Speaker 4: So this is once you sit down, though, like it

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Speaker 4: may feel like it's long because you're cooking, you're in

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Speaker 3: But the meal itself, it could go either way because

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Speaker 3: sometimes people are like scarfing, They're just like shovel shovel, shovel, shovel,

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Speaker 7: Year for this meal, we'll talk to me.

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Speaker 3: Or do you account for people who go back and

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Speaker 1: I mean, and you talk right like, you talk about

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Speaker 1: what you're thankful for.

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Speaker 3: The tat of my Thanksgiving. Absolutely not no eye contact.

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Speaker 3: So I guess I'll do. I'll take the middle one again.

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Speaker 3: Twenty one minute, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Says, twenty one minutes.

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Speaker 6: And around it was twelve minutes is the average?

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Speaker 7: What did we actually eat? And then we just sit

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Speaker 6: And after all that, Jeffrey, the only one who got

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Speaker 6: one wrong is the turkey in today's plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna be getting shocked and I'm going to

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Speaker 3: be singing. We are Family by Sister Sledge.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we are family. Yeah, I got all my sisters

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Speaker 5: with me. Jeffy, it was your shot collar question of the.

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Speaker 10: Day, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: All month long, we're getting you ready for the holidays

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Speaker 3: with the Dank Award, Drooking Jeffrey in the Morning and Brook,

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Speaker 3: how'd you think last time went when we looked at

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Speaker 3: some of Oprah's favorite things, including anti fog reading glasses

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Speaker 3: for the shower.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, super dank super Day exactly.

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Speaker 3: That's why we are continuing on because the listeners need

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Speaker 1: Okay, what list do we got today?

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Speaker 3: Well, we're not doing a list. It's just been a

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Speaker 3: while since Apples had a really big hit, like with

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Speaker 3: the iPod and the iPhone and I carly this this

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Speaker 3: new accessory called the iPhone Pocket.

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Speaker 9: Super Day.

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna have smart pockets.

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Speaker 3: Which is part sock, part fashion accessory. We'll have it

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Speaker 3: up on our Insta stories at Broken Jeffrey. But the

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Speaker 3: best way I can describe it if you can't see

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Speaker 3: it other than Dan delicious is it's a knitted pouch

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Speaker 3: for your iPhone that you can sling over your shoulder.

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Speaker 3: You could hang it on your arm or wrap it

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you a lot of moms right now are

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Speaker 1: doing the like. Essentially, it's like a tiny purse for

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Speaker 1: just your iPhone exactly, and it's like a messenger bag.

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Speaker 3: Like.

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Speaker 1: They're really popular. They're in stadiums and stuff too.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the last thing you want to do is put

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Speaker 3: it inside your pants pocket or in your purse.

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Speaker 11: Not a thirst.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to carry your person everywhere. And too,

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Speaker 1: they just keep making these things so big that they

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Speaker 1: don't fit in women's pockets.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, Yeah, it makes sense. And when you see photos

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Speaker 3: of these iPhone pockets, you might think it's an April

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Speaker 3: Fool's joke, but it's not cute.

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Speaker 9: It is one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Percent real, and we know that because of the price tag.

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Speaker 3: There's two sizes, one hundred and fifty dollars for the

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Speaker 3: small strap, but two hundred and thirty bucks for the

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Speaker 3: large without the d I hate one diamond on this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, hand knit my own, Yeah, some string around it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can make it yourself sure, or you could

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Speaker 3: probably get some cheap ripoff on TEAMU for two bucks. Honestly,

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Speaker 3: but I'll tell you what. Those others don't offer the

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Speaker 3: that's going green this Thanksgiving, encouraging you not to throw

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's right, it's green and it's laser stories. They're said,

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Speaker 3: story is out of Youngstown, Ohio. A thirty two year

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Speaker 3: old man named Jermaine Young went to a Denny's recently

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Speaker 7: Interesting, I used to.

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Speaker 3: Work at Denny's. I don't remember.

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Speaker 3: Do you know yeasting law enforcement? Yes, but cent stores

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Speaker 3: This economy, I'll tell you.

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of Massachusetts. If anyone

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Speaker 1: To a tee, dude, it's wild. It looks like a

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Speaker 2: Done it all.

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Speaker 3: They've completely revamped it with of course, green walls, a

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Speaker 12: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And then they can use the balloon later for their

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's perfect.

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Speaker 3: You can see it on the Brook and Jeffrey insta

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Speaker 1: That's really cool.

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Speaker 3: The suitet accommodates two adults and two children with a

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Speaker 3: If you're one of the lucky families to rent it,

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Speaker 3: each child will be given a plush bunny, a good

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Speaker 1: I'll walk back and forth for the night, I said,

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of Holiday Headquarters. Coca

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Speaker 3: Cola is in the Christmas spirit early this year. They

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Speaker 3: always are, and to celebrate the most wonderful time of year,

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Speaker 3: the company has announced its first limited time holiday flavor

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Speaker 3: in five years. Coca Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla sounds so good.

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Speaker 1: It sounds kind of like an ice cream float. Ye coo, yeah, this.

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Speaker 9: Is holiday cream.

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Speaker 13: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't know I was going to be.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, different soda heads over at Coke say it infuses

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Speaker 3: Nobody cares.

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Speaker 3: Literally no cares. It'll be sold exclusively at Walmart, and

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Speaker 1: The Terrible AI Song in It.

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Speaker 3: Brook earmuffs for this one because the company's chosen to

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Speaker 3: of silence. A holiday miracle, a feat previously believed impossible

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Speaker 3: In the commercial with coke, you keep them quiet by

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Speaker 3: It sounds like, let's go to your final laser story

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Speaker 3: out of the highway. High tech high tech highways would

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Speaker 3: have been a better way to say that. Luxury bathwear

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Speaker 3: brand in Japan is working on a new human washing

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've always wanted to walk through a car

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Speaker 3: You know, it's not unlike that. It's called your eyes.

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Speaker 3: Of she's really into it. But this is called the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some say it looks like the cockpit of a

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Speaker 1: who it doesn't feel all the way to the top.

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Speaker 1: and they're like, let's off of one at a time.

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Speaker 14: I don't like this.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Brook, you're not gonna like this. AI tracks your

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Speaker 3: Exactly, but you'll be clean when you're drowned. It also

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again at the same.

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Speaker 10: Time on Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We've all heard of a mama's boy before, the ones

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Speaker 3: Heck yeah, Yvan, that's cringe. One dude left a voicemail

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Speaker 3: that takes mama's boy to a whole new level. No no,

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Speaker 3: We hadn't neither until somebody left a wild message ranting

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Speaker 11: You wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 10: It's the loser line. Goodby, just call me.

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Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 3: and hit delete.

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Speaker 1: Controls he controls, he controlsy.

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Speaker 3: After he says that, whatever you do, don't tell him

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Speaker 13: Hey, it's from the farmer's Market.

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Speaker 12: Remember you bought honey and said I was probably more

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Speaker 12: The way, I really I like honey too. Fun fact

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Speaker 12: I was at my mom's house.

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Speaker 13: Well actually, you know, I own it.

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Speaker 12: She lives there too, and she wanted me to try

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Speaker 13: It was so good.

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Speaker 13: Just you know, text first so we can like.

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Speaker 12: Put clothes on or you know. Anyways, Yeah, give me

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Speaker 1: No, I think just her. I think it's just the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did like how he flipped the ilew in

448
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: the house and she lives here. I don't live with her.

449
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 3: I'm just here to taste her honey whenever she asks me.

450
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 3: Which we take that out of context.

451
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: It sounds you can't take it out of context when

452
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Speaker 1: the mom's naked.

453
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's exactly what it is.

454
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Speaker 9: Let's just move on to the next clips.

455
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Speaker 15: Hey, Tatters, it's but I was I was really hoping

456
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 15: that you would answer. I'm sorry I sound terrible. I've

457
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 15: been crying because I've been watching I've been watching whale

458
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 15: videos for about thirty minutes now, and they were just

459
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 15: so beautiful and majestic creatures. I just I'm so awestruck.

460
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 15: And the moms singing to the babies, and I mean

461
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 15: they make the.

462
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Speaker 14: Whales, you know.

463
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Speaker 15: I mean that's not very good because that's not what

464
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Speaker 15: they sound like. But I just you told me you

465
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 15: were really sensitive when we had dinner, and I thought

466
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Speaker 15: that that maybe you would like to talk about it.

467
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Speaker 15: I mean, but you were eating fish and chips when

468
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 15: we met. You wouldn't need a like a whale though.

469
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Speaker 3: Right, Who's gonna tell her that the whale videos are

470
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 3: AI generated real?

471
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 1: Whatever?

472
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: Jeff?

473
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: Have you not cried it for you?

474
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Speaker 2: Willy?

475
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Speaker 1: They are cute with the babies and then they're in

476
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: the little family. It's amazing.

477
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,919
Speaker 3: We all know Brook eats whale, right, you know she

478
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 3: does like a humpback salad with like sliced radishes and

479
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 3: a mango vinaigre.

480
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Speaker 10: No.

481
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Speaker 1: I want to defend that, but my outfit today, says Willy.

482
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what makes you want to cry even

483
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 3: more than whale videos is our YouTube page. You will

484
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 3: burst into tears of laughter when you see Brooke dressed

485
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 3: in her Kurt Cobain outfit today, and we don't just

486
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 3: look funny. Occasionally we talk funny on there too. Just

487
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 3: search Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning on any social

488
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 3: media platform and sit back and let those tears flow. Baby.

489
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 13: Now back to the clips.

490
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Speaker 16: Hey, we met it Taka truck last weekend. You probably

491
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 16: remember me. I'm the guy who said sour cream is

492
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 16: a scam.

493
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 11: Which as well it is read up on it. Tell

494
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 11: me what we think.

495
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 16: Anyway, A lot's happened since, well yesterday. I got a

496
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 16: new job, really excited about it. I'm actually going to

497
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 16: be working for the food truck where we met. I know,

498
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 16: like not the most lucrative, but they say the first

499
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 16: three months is an unpaid internship internship and then you know,

500
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 16: I start getting paid in food and I'm.

501
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I'm down.

502
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 11: So yeah, if you come over.

503
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 16: On your lunch break, just look for the guy pulling

504
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 16: the weeds around the tires.

505
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 11: They want to make it look nice and you know

506
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 11: who could falt them for that?

507
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Speaker 13: So call me back next mesod I get a.

508
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Speaker 1: Job market that bad. We're just working for food truck tacos.

509
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you don't get food right away.

510
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 4: That's what it's like, we'll feed you in three months.

511
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: That's a passion. You can talk about this sour cream

512
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 1: being a scam. I wish he went more into it.

513
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: I love sour cream.

514
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 3: What is he talking about, Like it's too expensive?

515
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jeff, I needed the conspiracy theory behind.

516
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 4: So it's perfectly fine cream and then they resell it

517
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 4: once it goes bad?

518
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: Or is it just yogurt in disguise?

519
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 3: You know, we call him back, yes, ask somebody gets

520
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 3: to the bottom of the sour cream conspiracy next method.

521
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 17: So it's been a few days and you haven't texted me,

522
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,959
Speaker 17: but I wanted to tell you a funny story before

523
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 17: I forgot. I've had like the weirdest week. My car

524
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 17: broke down, my cat threw up on my work lefttop,

525
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 17: and I found out my ex is engaged to a

526
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 17: woman who looks exactly like me, but without the sparkling personality.

527
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 17: So yeah, it's been a journey. And now that I

528
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 17: think about it, that story wasn't funny at all. Kind

529
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 17: of a downer. I should have listened to Jeanette in

530
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 17: my pottery class.

531
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Speaker 13: She was like, don't tell it.

532
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 9: He's not going to last man.

533
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 13: She was right.

534
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 3: I love her too, favorite brain She's I don't care

535
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 3: what Jeannette says. Once he hears about my sick cat

536
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 3: and my total car, he is going to burst into laughter.

537
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 9: I swear.

538
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: The saddest part is she didn't even add the fourth

539
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: thing that happened to her. She got the number to

540
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: the loser line.

541
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm gonna hear this and be like, of

542
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 4: course it was.

543
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: Maybe it's funny.

544
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 3: It is is kind of a funny story.

545
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 7: So you remember.

546
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 3: You can always hear your favorite loser lines of the

547
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 3: week when you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page.

548
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 3: We post them there along with all of our second

549
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,919
Speaker 3: date updates are awkward Tuesdays, and of course your phone taps.

550
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 3: We've got one coming up for you right after this.

551
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 3: All right, it is time for a phone tap. I

552
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 3: think most people would like to be considered a good neighbor.

553
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, hopefully you're a good person. You try to

554
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: be a good neighbor.

555
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 4: If any of my neighbors are listening, feel free to

556
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 4: come and well, I don't have any sugar or any groceries.

557
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 3: That's the thing, Like, what does it look like exactly

558
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 3: to be a good neighbor. Maybe it means grabbing somebody's

559
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 3: mail for them while they're away. Yeah, letting them borrow

560
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 3: your power drill for a week. Oh yeah, But today

561
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 3: I'm going to ask something that most neighbors might not.

562
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 3: I mean, this is definitely crossing the boundaries of what

563
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 3: it means to be a good neighbor, even what it

564
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 3: means to be a good human being. But you know what,

565
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 3: that's why it works for a phone tap. Okay, we're

566
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 3: doing it right now. Hello, Hey, look to speak with Dylan.

567
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 3: This is calling. Yeah, my name is Joel. I'm not

568
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 3: sure if you remember me, but we met at the

569
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 3: block party last weekend. Remember I'm the guy who just

570
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 3: moved in on the corner.

571
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Speaker 13: Yeah. I met a lot of people at the parties

572
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 13: that like, blease, excuse me.

573
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 3: No, that's okay. I know I'm not that memorable. At

574
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: least that's what my wife says. Yeah, okay, anyway, I

575
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 3: got your number from Mary because I'm I'm kind of

576
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 3: freaking out right now, so I'm just hoping you can

577
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 3: help me.

578
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 13: Sure, I'll do my best. What's up?

579
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 3: So you remember the long table that they had out

580
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 3: at the party with all the food, and I was

581
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 3: the one who brought the banana cream pie.

582
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 13: Ah, yeah, I remember the pie.

583
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: Okay, did you happen to have any of it?

584
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 13: I did? Oh no, I have a few flashes actually Okay.

585
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mary said that you might have had some of

586
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:39,719
Speaker 3: the pie.

587
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm really confuced here. What's going on?

588
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 3: Well, here's what happened. A few hours before the party started.

589
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 3: I was in my kitchen making the pie and I was,

590
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Speaker 3: ok I really quickly, So I'm almost ninety nine percent

591
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 3: sure that I dropped a piece of paper in there.

592
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 3: I have a bitcoin password on it.

593
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 13: A piece of paper, Like, do you think there was

594
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 13: like a piece of paper in the pie?

595
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I looked. I can't find it anywhere, So

596
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 3: I don't know if it got stuck on like a

597
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 3: spoon while I was making it and it got stirred in.

598
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,719
Speaker 3: I just I don't know.

599
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 13: I mean, it's important for you to have that password, but.

600
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 3: You're telling me, I mean that password is the only

601
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 3: way for me to unlock my life savings. Oh so

602
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 3: that's why I'm freaking out.

603
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, man, look, I'm really sorry about your situation,

604
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 13: But what can I do about it?

605
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry to ask you this, but have you

606
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 3: noticed anything weird come out the other end?

607
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,959
Speaker 13: You know, I don't really usually look. It would be

608
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 13: totally honest, honestly, like a really awkward conversation. I don't

609
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 13: really know you.

610
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean it's awkward for me too, but

611
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 3: you know, I'm just doing what I feel like I

612
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 3: have to do because my password might be right.

613
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 13: But I don't know you when you're asking me about

614
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 13: my pooh, like, that's no disrespect. How with that my problem?

615
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 3: Like, I don't well, I guess it's not your problem,

616
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 3: but we're neighbors supposed to help each other out.

617
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 13: If I ate it, it's gone.

618
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 3: We don't know that. That's why I'm just asking you

619
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Speaker 3: to look, because I've already spoken with the Sparsburgs, and

620
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 3: I already looked through their daughters you.

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Speaker 9: Know stuff you did?

622
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 3: What well? They gave me the okay. It's not like

623
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Speaker 3: I barged in their door and demanded to see the

624
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 3: daughter's poop. Dude, it was all cool.

625
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 13: That's real weird. I can't imagine.

626
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 3: No, No, I just had them leave it on the

627
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 3: back porch for me so that way I could go

628
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 3: through it on the back. Yeah, I picked it up.

629
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 3: I went through it and she's clean.

630
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 13: I mean, congratulations. I don't I don't really know.

631
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 3: I didn't find it.

632
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 13: So yeah, I mean again, I feel like I would

633
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 13: have noticed, you know what I mean?

634
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I get that, and I understand this isn't ideal,

635
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 3: But would you mind if I just came over and

636
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 3: yet your situation?

637
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 13: I would mind?

638
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

639
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 13: Like, I'm sorry, I'm kind of private about.

640
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,239
Speaker 11: You know what.

641
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 3: Actually it's probably my fault that I approached it like this, Like,

642
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 3: why don't we try and make this a fun thing,

643
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 3: you know, all come out. We can watch some football together,

644
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 3: we can drink a couple of beers, maybe take some

645
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 3: activity a yogurt, and then, you know, if things start moving?

646
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 13: Are you serious right now? Like dude, no, well, big no.

647
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: I already bought a big bucket at the store. Dude's

648
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 3: just going there.

649
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 13: I'm not gonna do that, are you?

650
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 11: Kid?

651
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 3: You're not gonna help me out. You're not gonna help

652
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 3: me find the password for my life savings. I would

653
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 3: let you look through mine, but you want to.

654
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 13: Do you hear yourself? But do you hear what you

655
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 13: just asked me? You don't ask.

656
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 3: People that, well, not just any people, but neighbors.

657
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 13: Dude, I don't know you at all.

658
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's get to know each other.

659
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 13: This is not how you get to know someone.

660
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Speaker 3: Fine. I knew this was a long shot that you'd

661
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 3: even say yes to this, So I don't know.

662
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, I can't imagine anyone's saying yes to that.

663
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 3: Great, there goes sixty five bucks down the drain.

664
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Speaker 13: Why you only had sixty five dollars?

665
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my life savings. Man, I got sixty five

666
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 3: dollars in bitcoin and one hundred and twenty grand in

667
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 3: beanie babies.

668
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 13: Man, what even is this tall?

669
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Speaker 10: Like?

670
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Speaker 13: What is it?

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Speaker 3: I guess the honest answer is this call is a prank.

672
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Speaker 3: And my name's Jeff from the radio show Broke and

673
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap

674
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Speaker 3: on you. Is that the answer you.

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00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 13: Wanted to hear?

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00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 3: Man, your neighbor Mary set you up.

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00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 13: Oh my god, of course it was Mary, oh man.

679
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, man. She came up with the idea when she

680
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 3: saw you at the block party going to town on

681
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 3: the pie, so she reached out to us. Oh yeah,

682
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 3: but you know what, here's the deal. I know I

683
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 3: may not be your neighbor, but I'm still down to

684
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,959
Speaker 3: come over watch football and look through your stuff.

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00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, come over. Don't forget the activity of.

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Speaker 8: Yeah guys, Night, Wake Up Every morning was phone taps

687
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 8: weekday mornings on the twenty Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: We've heard a lot of viral dating hacks here, like

689
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 3: secretly buying yourself a drink and then having the bartender

690
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 3: pretend like it came from a mystery admired Oh yeah,

691
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 3: that was a good movie us or people like me,

692
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 3: or changing your location on the apps just to break

693
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 3: up the algorithm. Oh yes, but none of them compared

694
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 3: to the dating hack featured in today's call. Guys may

695
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 3: like it, girls despise it, And we're just surprised that

696
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 3: even was found out because it's supposed to be a secret,

697
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 3: and yet somehow it was exposed today. Oh you're gonna

698
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 3: hear how in your brand new second Date update right after.

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00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 9: This Second Date Update date.

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And if you

701
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 3: didn't know, you can always hear our second Date updates

702
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 3: on Apple, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts. Millions of

703
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 3: people download them a month Yeah, I like this.

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Speaker 1: It's just the second date commercial happening.

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00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 3: It's right. Brooke says you should download it too, or else.

706
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm don't want to know what the or else is.

707
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: You may enjoy it, thank god.

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Speaker 3: Whatever it is, it's in your best interest and not

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00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 3: to defy Broke. But we do have a listener on

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00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 3: the phone right now who's asked us for a second date.

711
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 3: And I didn't even get to read his email ahead

712
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 3: of time, so I don't know much about it other

713
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 3: than his name is Rick and hopefully I'm pronouncing that right. Rick?

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00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 3: Is it Rick? Am I saying that right?

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00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 11: Of course?

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 11: I think it's the only way to pronounce it.

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00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: I feel like he's not emphasizing the C enough in

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00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: your name.

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00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it could be with a silent R. So

721
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 3: we don't know. But let's get right into your date.

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Speaker 3: Tell us about the woman you met. What's her name?

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00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 11: So I met a girl named Brenda. I was trying

724
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 11: to find just find a way to meet people, and

725
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 11: my friend told me to join a running club. So

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Speaker 11: I joined this running club.

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00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard a lot of people doing that, I haven't. Yeah,

728
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: it was really popular for summer.

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00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fun.

730
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 3: Now it's not anymore short lived, say late to the trend.

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00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: I think it's fun. It's I mean, it's one a

732
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: good way to get healthy, so you're gonna get some

733
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: positive out of it. And then usually people meet up

734
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: for beers afterwards. Yeah, you meet to start and there. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Did that happen on your date?

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Speaker 11: Rick, No, there was no drinking at running club.

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Speaker 9: Oh curious one.

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00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I that too healthy.

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Speaker 3: So how did you and Brenda hit it off?

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Speaker 11: We met at the back of the line. We were

741
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 11: jogging while everyone else was running.

742
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 3: That's kind of funny. You were the lazy ones who

743
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 3: weren't taking it very seriously.

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00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: You can take that slow, Jeff. You don't have to

745
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: speak shame Okay, they showed up. They're not that lazy.

746
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 3: I feel like being telling them me slow is more shameful.

747
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: People know when they're slow. I'm slow.

748
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 3: It's okay, all right. So what did you and Brenda

749
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 3: talk about at the back of the line.

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Speaker 11: Well, we kind of bonded on the fact that we

751
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 11: were in running club but hated running club.

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00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 3: It was like the cool kids at the back of

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Speaker 3: the bus. Why did even sign up for this dumb thing?

754
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 2: Why are we.

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00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 11: Here, so I ended up getting your number, which was cool.

756
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 11: So we started texting and then.

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Speaker 13: I worked up the courage to ask her out.

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Speaker 1: Cute. So how long of a friendship did you have

759
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: before you asked her out?

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Speaker 11: Maybe two months if I had to guess, somewhere around there.

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00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 3: Wow, you're a slow runner and a slow mover romantically. Yeah,

762
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 3: your style.

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00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 9: I like you.

764
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Speaker 1: I but you were so nervous because you know, you

765
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Speaker 1: don't want to screw aprunt club, but you hate you're

766
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: gonna have to pick up the paste of avoiter practice exactly.

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00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 9: So what did you do?

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Speaker 3: I mean, you went out on an official date after this? Right?

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00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: I didn't want to go somewhere too fancy, but I

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Speaker 11: also didn't want to go to like a Denny's or something.

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00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 11: So I picked a like the middle of the road

773
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 11: Italian restaurant that I've been to before, and I knew

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Speaker 11: the food was good.

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00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 3: You could say Olive Garden. It's I mean, we all have.

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00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 10: No.

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00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 11: It was definitely better than Olive Garden. Olive Garden is

778
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 11: like fast food of Italian restaurant.

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00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: We love that Alfredo, yeah, but we love fast food,

780
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 1: so it's okay.

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00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 3: So you went to the Macaroni Bar and Grill And

782
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 3: how was it there?

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00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,959
Speaker 1: Oh god, we're just teasing you. We don't care about

784
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Speaker 1: the actual Italian restaurant.

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00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 10: You win.

786
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 7: You went to like a local time.

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Speaker 11: It's not important, guys necessary.

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Speaker 3: We're more interested in your bond and connection with Brenda.

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00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 11: While you were there, I feel like the night was

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00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 11: going really good. Our conversation was good. I felt like

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00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 11: we clicked. And at some point, you know how they

792
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,959
Speaker 11: serve bread and they have like a little fabric thing

793
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Speaker 11: underneath it.

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00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 3: A napkin. Yeah, we're familiar with napkins.

795
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 11: Well, it's like a doily, I think they call it.

796
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that.

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00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sorry, we were still thinking olive Garden.

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00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: What happened with the doily?

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00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 11: So there was underneath it there was like a half

800
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 11: ripped It seemed like a breakup note.

801
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like a Dear John letter.

802
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 11: It was strange. It was like only like half of

803
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 11: it though, and it was kind of smudgie, but you

804
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 11: could tell it was I don't know, it was like

805
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 11: a breakup note is the only way I could describe it.

806
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 1: So was that like a fun thing to talk about

807
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 1: on your date?

808
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 18: No?

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00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 11: I mean I thought it was kind of funny in

810
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 11: a way, but she did not really react at all.

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00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 11: It changed the vibe for sure, because I went to

812
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Speaker 11: the bathroom, and then when I got back from the bathroom,

813
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 11: I felt like the air had changed. She like didn't

814
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 11: want dessert. She's like, oh, okay, you could just take

815
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 11: me home, like real matter of fact.

816
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 3: No, oh god.

817
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think it reminded her of a

818
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 1: past breakup and it made her sad.

819
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 11: I don't know if that's what it was. I'm just

820
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 11: like guessing here, but something happened that she didn't like,

821
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 11: and she kind of like ended it well.

822
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 3: Clearly she understood that they sat you down at the

823
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 3: breakup table inside the restaurant.

824
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 1: She was upset you took her to a restaurant where

825
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: they don't clean the tape very well.

826
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 9: Geez.

827
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that sounds like it's kind of like

828
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 3: a bad OMEN for your first date. That's not your fault,

829
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 3: Like I think you can recover from that.

830
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: It's not like I think it'd be a good omen.

831
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 14: I'd read it.

832
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: I try to find out whose couple is waiter with

833
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 1: Alexis it be juicy gossip about you could bond over it.

834
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 4: Like as we're starting, somebody else ended.

835
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: What was the ride home? Like in the car?

836
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 11: Awkward? Quiet? Like I was trying to make conversation and

837
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 11: it was just I don't know, Like I said, the

838
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 11: air change, the vibe was okay.

839
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: Interesting. Have you seen her at run club since?

840
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 11: No, I've been back there a few times. I called her,

841
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 11: I texted her, I messaged her on Facebook.

842
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 7: Oh my, oh wow.

843
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah she is. Yeah, she's definitely avoiding a lot

844
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: of forms of communication.

845
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,919
Speaker 3: Brother, Okay, and now.

846
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 7: We're going to call her.

847
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: He left smudge notes at every table that she was

848
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: going to be at every restaurant she was about to visit.

849
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 3: Oh well, I mean, we may not know exactly what

850
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 3: it is, but we are committed to helping you figure

851
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 3: it out, Rick, because we're gonna call Brenda in just

852
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 3: a few minutes here and try and get you your

853
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 3: second date update right after this hold.

854
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 9: On second date update.

855
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 3: Can you get blocked by somebody else's tragic breakup?

856
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: Hah that's funny.

857
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's what our listener Rick is wondering

858
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 3: because he took a woman named Brenda out to a

859
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 3: mid tier Italian restaurant his description not ours, but at

860
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 3: the bottom of their bread bowl they found part of

861
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 3: a breakup note that a previous couple had apparently left

862
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 3: underneath the doily if, which Rick found kind of amusing. Yeah,

863
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 3: but after that, he says, the whole mood suddenly shifted,

864
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,919
Speaker 3: and Brenda asked if he could take her back home.

865
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's been avoiding him at all costs.

866
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 3: Yes, Yeah, so weird and take her home not in

867
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 3: the fun. Hey, let's go back to my place and

868
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 3: I'll show you my fish tank kind of way that

869
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 3: I'm ready for the night to be over right now.

870
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: Kind of where you know how to get to a

871
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: we love seeing fish takes.

872
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, any sort of pet you're all in. Yeah, But,

873
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 3: like Brooks said, the real red flag is she stops

874
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 3: showing up to run club, which I guess she wasn't

875
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 3: really a huge fan of anyway. But still something's going on, Yeah,

876
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 3: to make her totally disappear, and we're trying to figure

877
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 3: that out.

878
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: Rick, that's gotta be it. Like I remember going to

879
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: see do you remember Jennifer Anison's movie Breakup? I don't

880
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: know if you guys remember it, but I went with

881
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: a date and we both left being like, Ugh, this

882
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: isn't gonna work. Oh yeah, I don't know. It just

883
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: like brought up all these feelings of like I'm really

884
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: settling right now.

885
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 3: Does something bad happen in the breakup?

886
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 1: I mean that's the whole fighting, the whole movie. Yeah, yeah,

887
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: maybe that's how she fell.

888
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 3: The point is, Rick, we don't want any of those

889
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 3: bad vibes to happen on this call. We're gonna go

890
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 3: to bat for you. Are you ready to do this?

891
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Speaker 11: I'm ready as I'm ever gonna be.

892
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 10: Yeah.

893
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 7: You're not the.

894
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: Guy from that breakup letter. You're a great guy that

895
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: deserves a chance.

896
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 11: As far as you know.

897
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: It's not very reassuring, Rick, I know it's a joke.

898
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: That's it. Now's the time.

899
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,240
Speaker 3: You're joking.

900
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, of course I'm joking.

901
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 13: Guys, Come on, you have.

902
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 3: To be sure before we do. We'll find out here

903
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 3: we go. Hello, Hey, is this Brenda?

904
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Speaker 9: Yeah?

905
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Speaker 19: This is who's calling?

906
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 3: Who's calling is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

907
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,720
Speaker 3: in the Morning. Hello, good morning.

908
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 1: Okay, not a normal thing, we get it, Brenda.

909
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 19: Yeah, okay, did I win something? Or what's going on?

910
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: It's always the hopeful response isn't it.

911
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 11: Jeff.

912
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 3: It's tough when people ask that because I don't know

913
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,479
Speaker 3: the right way to respond other than to say no,

914
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 3: not really. This is a segment we do called a

915
00:43:58,880 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 3: second date Update.

916
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Speaker 19: Okay.

917
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 3: We try to help out a listener who's gone out

918
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Speaker 3: on a date with somebody recently, but they're not getting

919
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,479
Speaker 3: a callback for a second one. We try to help

920
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: step in and figure out the reason why if there

921
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 3: is a reason. Yeah, this guy that reached out about you,

922
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 3: his name is Rick.

923
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 19: Oh.

924
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 3: We're trying to help Rick figure out what's gone on

925
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 3: since your date because he says he hasn't even seen

926
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 3: you at run Club.

927
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,439
Speaker 19: I mean, yeah, I haven't been there.

928
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: Did you quit because of him?

929
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Speaker 19: Yeah?

930
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 3: All right, So it sounds like this isn't just a coincidence.

931
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Speaker 3: You're actually trying to avoid him.

932
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Speaker 19: I am avoiding him yet, all right?

933
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Speaker 3: Okay, so if you could help explain, like why you're

934
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 3: trying to avoid him, because Rick is pretty clueless.

935
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Speaker 19: I mean, we had been talking for quite a while

936
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Speaker 19: at run Club and I thought he was different than

937
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Speaker 19: other guys, but after our date, I.

938
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Speaker 1: Don't is what what do you mean? What what are

939
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: other guys like? I guess is maybe where we should start.

940
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 14: I mean, like just.

941
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 19: Cheating on people and doing it.

942
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: I think Rick's a cheater.

943
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, I don't understand this. Rick said, this was

944
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 3: your first date.

945
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Speaker 19: Yeah. So my friend, who date a lot more than

946
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 19: I do, taught me this trick that like, you don't

947
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 19: want to like go in someone's phone because that's just

948
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 19: sort of rude. But when he went to the bathroom,

949
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 19: he left his phone on the table. Yeah, what you

950
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 19: do is you call the guy's phone when he goes away,

951
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 19: and you see what name pops.

952
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 3: Up saved his phone.

953
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 19: Yeah, so when he went to the bathroom, I called

954
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 19: the phone. The name that popped up on the screen

955
00:45:55,360 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 19: for my number, said Matthew. I mean, I don't know

956
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 19: what conclusion would you guys come up with if you.

957
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Speaker 6: Saw that, Oh, exactly what I would see Where you

958
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 6: would jump to that conclusion.

959
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 11: Yeah.

960
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 1: The only time a guy would change a woman's name

961
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Speaker 1: in his phone to a male name is so that

962
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: his Yeah, other female in his life wouldn't know who's calling.

963
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 3: Got it. So that's the reason why you asked him

964
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 3: to take you home.

965
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Speaker 13: Yeah.

966
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Speaker 19: When he came back, I wasn't in the mid for dessert.

967
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 19: I was just ready to go.

968
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Speaker 1: So wait, but you never accused him. You never said, hey,

969
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,479
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship with the heck?

970
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 19: Yeah, because I mean it's only a first date and

971
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 19: I don't know this person.

972
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: I know, but you've also just spent two months with

973
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: him at the run club, you know what I mean? Like,

974
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: I think you have every right to be angry. That's

975
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: two months of him lying to you.

976
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 3: Brook wants you to confront him right now.

977
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: Actually she does essentially what is happening.

978
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 3: She wants it to happen because we actually already have

979
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Speaker 3: Rick on the other line listening to this, waiting to

980
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 3: talk serious seriously, Yeah Rick him, Yeah, yes, Hello, I'd

981
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 3: start explaining yourself there.

982
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 11: Rick, What is there to explain the thing?

983
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: Why would you call a radio show if you're in

984
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 1: another relationship.

985
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 11: I'm not in a relationship.

986
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 19: Okay, Why did you name me Matthew and your phone?

987
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 11: Because I just thought it was funny. There's just I

988
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 11: have my reasons.

989
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 3: Reason, but it's not.

990
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 7: But you think the reason.

991
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: You don't have any excuse right now is that.

992
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 3: Sounds like I can hear him thinking right now. Yeah, literally, I.

993
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 11: Don't have anything to have an excuse for I mean,

994
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 11: I'm dating. Technically, you don't the problem.

995
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 3: So there are other women that you're going out with.

996
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: But no one that you call a girlfriend or you're

997
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: committed to wife.

998
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 11: I'm seeing other people, and for their protection, I changed

999
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 11: their names in my phone.

1000
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: Oh wow, who else is texting you?

1001
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 11: Not only do I have a Matthew, but I have

1002
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 11: a John, I have a Mark.

1003
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 13: I've got a lot of names.

1004
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 3: You got all the Apostles. You're just going right down

1005
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 3: the New Testament.

1006
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: You with Bible references. It's weird.

1007
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 11: I mean, you guys are laughing, but I'm going on

1008
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 11: three dates in one week. I don't want these girls

1009
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 11: to feel bad, So I want a guy's name to

1010
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 11: pop up at my phone rings so none of them

1011
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 11: feel bad.

1012
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: See for me, that would spark a whole new round

1013
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: of suspicions.

1014
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 3: Why does John keep asking what you're wearing?

1015
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 4: Times?

1016
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,240
Speaker 19: I don't know. He's spinning it like it's for our protection,

1017
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 19: but I know that people very Yeah, it just seems

1018
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 19: dishonest and weird.

1019
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 11: It's not dishonest or weird. It's just the way that

1020
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 11: I date.

1021
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean anything, it's all the women going through

1022
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 1: his phone. There maybe a little dishonest.

1023
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 3: Well, let me let me try to clear things up here,

1024
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 3: because Rick, you say you're seeing a bunch of different

1025
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 3: women and you're dating around, and that's totally fine. But

1026
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 3: can I ask you, are any of these ladies in

1027
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 3: your life? Would any of them consider themselves as your girlfriend?

1028
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 3: Or is this just like you don't see them as

1029
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 3: your girl? That's a good question.

1030
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,479
Speaker 1: He's like, well, I got a couple of clinging ones.

1031
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, a couple of them might.

1032
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 3: A couple of them might say they're your girlfriend.

1033
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, if you ask them.

1034
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: Possibly, why would they think that?

1035
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1036
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: Would they think that because you told them that?

1037
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 11: No, I've never used the term girlfriend in any of

1038
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 11: my dating experience.

1039
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean at this point, we are running out

1040
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 3: of time, so I do need to ask if you

1041
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 3: want to go out on another date? But how many

1042
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 3: run clubs are you in right now?

1043
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 10: Oh?

1044
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: To meet all these men?

1045
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1046
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 3: I mean, whatever they are.

1047
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 11: It's just the one, all right.

1048
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: But he's in a bowling league's part of a white

1049
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: tasting club club.

1050
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 3: And I know this is all looking pretty bad. But

1051
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 3: despite what you've heard, would you be willing to give

1052
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 3: Rick one more chance and go on another date with him,

1053
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 3: because we'd pay for it. No, I just trusted.

1054
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 19: I don't trust in you guys like, yeah, well.

1055
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: You shouldn't want a guy RX war. When a guy

1056
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: says there's a couple of women who think they're my girlfriend,

1057
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: it's usually a pretty big red flat.

1058
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1059
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,439
Speaker 3: Well, rick man, I'm sorry. It looks like you're gonna

1060
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 3: have to block Matthew in your phone now.

1061
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: So darn I think Matthew's blocking him double block Yeah.

1062
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, whatever things. Anyways, I guess I don't know.

1063
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 3: Look how heartbroken he is. This one hurts.

1064
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 1: What girlfriend is? He's going to rush home too?

1065
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me get out the Bible and I'll find out.

1066
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,720
Speaker 3: On Gabriel. Oh no, he's the saucy.

1067
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 9: One rookie Jeffrey in the morning.

1068
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 3: I thought it was a good point Alexis brought up

1069
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 3: because it but you know, it does sound like it's

1070
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 3: an okay idea to do with just a couple names.

1071
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,240
Speaker 3: But when you're juggling a bunch of different dudes names,

1072
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 3: swapping him out for girls names, it's got to get

1073
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 3: really really confusing, really fast.

1074
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: It's hard enough to remember people's regular names alone. The

1075
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: pseudame like a guy that's just calculated before he does

1076
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: anything wrong. I don't trust him before he does anything wrong.

1077
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: He just said that multiple girls think that it's not

1078
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: an actual trouble yet.

1079
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 3: Imagine organizing.

1080
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 14: Lad.

1081
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, before you know, he's gonna end up talking to

1082
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 3: some girl named Elizabeth but accidentally call her Hank and

1083
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: then it will be super awkward. Hopefully we did him

1084
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 3: a favor by exposing this early on in his questionable

1085
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 3: dating strategy.

1086
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, really want to do him any favors.

1087
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 3: Trust me, he needs some help, Brooke, come on, if

1088
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 3: he's doing this, he's desperate. Just remember you could check

1089
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 3: out our podcast wherever you get yours Apple, Spotify, iHeart, We're.

1090
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 14: Gonna be there.

1091
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 3: Just look us up at Brooke and Jeffrey. Our radio

1092
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 3: station has made a lot of questionable moves over the years,

1093
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 3: including hiring us to be their morning show.

1094
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 2: You suck.

1095
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 3: That's our general manager. I don't know why he's always

1096
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 3: shouting out of this, but over the weekend station brass

1097
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 3: must have been hitting the bottle because somehow they trusted

1098
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 3: Jose and Alexis with station audio equipment anymore? Is that

1099
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 3: what it is? Because that's why they were able to

1100
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 3: take it down to the football stadium on game day

1101
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 3: to ask all the crazed fans what you doing at

1102
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 3: the tailgate? Yeah, we have the audio to prove it.

1103
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 3: It's coming up.

1104
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 1: Don't tell them I spilled beer on the microphone.

1105
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 3: Football is a game of discipline, focus, grit, and perseverance.

1106
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 3: But out in the parking lot a different story. It's

1107
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 3: about burnt hot dogs, denting trucks, and yelling whoa every

1108
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 3: time someone throws a ping pong ball into a solo cup.

1109
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 3: Thousands of fans brought that raw beer fueled intensity to

1110
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 3: game day, which is why we sent Jose and Alexis

1111
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 3: down to the stadium right before kickoff to ask the

1112
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 3: good people a simple question, what you're doing at the tailgate?

1113
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 20: What you're doing at the tailgate crushing Miller lights?

1114
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 4: Crow, I thought you said crutching because you have crutches.

1115
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 20: You actually know that's the singler. I have one crutch.

1116
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 20: I'm making some progress here. I ruptured my achilles tendon

1117
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 20: playing pickleball. I've had a few Miller lights as in

1118
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 20: a route for an ipa. My fantasy football isn't kicking

1119
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 20: off so well right now. I'm in a pretty hardcore league?

1120
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 7: What hurts more your fun?

1121
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're flexing. You have a tattoo It

1122
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 3: says Coors Night. Yes, what is it?

1123
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 20: That's the name of my fantasy football league. And I

1124
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 20: lost a side bet but I can't get into it

1125
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 20: was in the bylaws.

1126
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: Why oh go?

1127
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 7: Hold on, This is the most hardcore thing I've seen.

1128
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 3: You got a tattoo because of your fantasy league.

1129
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:21,399
Speaker 20: Things get a little sideways during side bets. We get

1130
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 20: some We had a guy with the belly button ring

1131
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 20: in for a year and became infected, and his wife

1132
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 20: wanted him to take it out, and he goes, honey,

1133
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 20: kidding me, I can't's for the league. Yeah, he had

1134
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,760
Speaker 20: to take a two week part core antibiotics to combat

1135
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 20: the ring because the ring couldn't come out.

1136
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 14: That also is in the by laws.

1137
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: You know, God, if you're not gonna get sepsist for

1138
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: your fantasy league, are you even not dedicated?

1139
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 3: If you listen to your wife? Do you even care

1140
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 3: about your fantasy league? Absolutely not, dude.

1141
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 13: That is hardcore.

1142
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 1: Dude, a tattoo that says Cors Night for life? You

1143
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 1: have on your Tell me this man is already married,

1144
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: because there's no way he is finding a new wife

1145
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: with that tattoo.

1146
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we.

1147
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 3: Have a fantasy work league here. Why aren't we getting tattoosh?

1148
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I forgot I'm even in that league.

1149
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 3: We could end up looking like Jelly Roll one of us.

1150
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 7: Hilarious.

1151
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 1: I vote Jeffrey. Doesn't he lose a lot?

1152
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, Auto, that's right, I'll be Jeffrey Roll. Finally get

1153
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 3: some street cred in this bush.

1154
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 14: Don't you do it at the tailgame?

1155
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 5: Oh?

1156
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 14: Just hanging out for my boy's birthday? Invite him anything? Game?

1157
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: Is this your boy that just spilled your beer a

1158
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 1: minute ago that I witnessed.

1159
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:31,959
Speaker 14: Yeah, he's an.

1160
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: Idiot, Okay, an idiot, But you're celebrating this idiot's birthday?

1161
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 14: Oh yeah? I mean I love him, known him since kindergarten.

1162
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: What do you think is going to happen on his

1163
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: birthday today? He's already spilled your beer.

1164
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 14: He's gonna black out, and I'm gonna take him home

1165
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 14: on the train.

1166
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:51,919
Speaker 3: No mention of football whatsoever in the entire day.

1167
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 1: I bet that he tells his best friend that he

1168
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: got tickets when he really didn't, because he knows his

1169
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: best friend won't make it to the actual It's.

1170
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 3: A good point, like, why do you even have to

1171
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 3: go to the game. You'd save four hundred dollars by

1172
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: just blacking out in your own backyard and letting your

1173
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 3: friend drag you into the house.

1174
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is, we all have a friend

1175
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: that we know will never make it to the first one.

1176
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,959
Speaker 11: You could to the game, yet on the game starts

1177
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 11: an hour early.

1178
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: Pre funk, you had a great time. Yeah, I remember

1179
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: high five and everybody around you.

1180
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 3: You rush the field. That's why we can't go back again.

1181
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 3: It's what you're doing at the tailgate where Jose and

1182
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 3: Alexis went down to the football stadium right before kickoff

1183
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 3: to ask all those rowdy fans a simple question.

1184
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 14: What you're doing at the tailgate?

1185
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 2: Nothing?

1186
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 21: Okay, I see that, man. You look like you're having

1187
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,280
Speaker 21: a great time. Man, what are you up to today?

1188
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 18: I'm gonna go over to my storage for a minute,

1189
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 18: go charge my phone at my storage.

1190
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 2: Shout out to First Avenue Storage.

1191
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 21: Okay, shout out to them. So what are you gonna

1192
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 21: do when you come back to the game.

1193
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 2: Nothing, just chill, that's cool. What's your favorite thing about football?

1194
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 18: I like it when they cook jumbalaya.

1195
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 2: That's the good stuff. That's the real good stuff. They

1196
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 2: got other stuff.

1197
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,439
Speaker 18: I like hot links, but that goes with the jumbalaya too,

1198
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 18: jumpa mix it up, mix it up, go cut jumbalaya.

1199
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: He is so right though. When you go up to

1200
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: a tent and they have a big bat of jumbala,

1201
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: You're like, these people know what's up? It's so exciting?

1202
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 3: Oh it really is? Is he that happy about jumbal liar?

1203
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 3: Or did somebody spike that jumbalaya with something illegal? And

1204
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 3: that explains his irrational happiness abound?

1205
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: I think there may be some other activity in a

1206
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: storage unit besides phone charge. Oh yeah, what you're doing

1207
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: at the tailgate.

1208
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 22: Everybody got a different fit for the way, you know,

1209
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 22: so everybody rocking a different fit, like you got right here,

1210
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 22: Jo Jose Jose, you on air guy.

1211
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 3: He's wearing a new rival jersey.

1212
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 2: So that's good stuff.

1213
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 3: Me and myself, I'm walking.

1214
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 22: A nineteen eighty eight rebok ovisional.

1215
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: Kind like a football fashion show for your.

1216
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 22: Ball fashion show to watch and see everything going on.

1217
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: Can you rate my fit?

1218
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 11: Uh?

1219
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 7: Your fit's great.

1220
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 22: You got the chuck zone, you got the DNI on

1221
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 22: and uh, your boyfriend's sweatshirt. So right, Look, it's like

1222
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 22: you just climbed out of bed this morning, grab the sweatshirt,

1223
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 22: say I'm going to work, honey, I'll see you later.

1224
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: How is he so accurate on my everyday outfit?

1225
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 3: He basically said, you look like trash in some random

1226
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 3: guy's hoodie. That's not fair. You look like that every

1227
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 3: single day. Alexis pigeonhole you into one day.

1228
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you'll agree in it. D Yeah, there

1229
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: you go once you wake up after a while.

1230
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 3: That was what you're doing at the tailgate.

1231
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,479
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1232
00:58:59,480 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 18: Rush.

1233
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,959
Speaker 3: Last time our listener Tiara called in, she pulled off

1234
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 3: a miraculous upset victory Oh no, hang, beating Brooke by

1235
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 3: crushing her in the pop culture category, and afterwards, her

1236
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 3: entire family celebrated by throwing her up in the air

1237
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 3: in slow motion to this song, turned off the gravity

1238
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 3: in their house till it could happened. And now that

1239
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 3: she's finally returned back down to Earth, she wants to

1240
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 3: run it back and do it all over again. Tiara,

1241
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 3: welcome home.

1242
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting that after your family celebrated the wind,

1243
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: I went home and they all locked me out of

1244
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: the house because I lost. Oh you think that's funny, Tiara?

1245
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 1: Do you not how cold it gets it night?

1246
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, intense.

1247
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 3: See tr is very good at laughing politely when she

1248
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 3: doesn't understand what's going on. I feel like that's what's

1249
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 3: really happening to Yeah, I think we're all. We're all

1250
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 3: on the same page as UTR. We're ready to get

1251
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 3: to the game because you got thirty seconds to answer

1252
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1253
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 3: you can say pass. But you have to beat her

1254
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 3: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1255
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 9: Ready?

1256
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 3: All right, let's get another victory against Brook. You got this.

1257
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. In two thousand and three, What

1258
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 3: Toxic Singer was the youngest artist to ever get a

1259
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 3: star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. What vegetable makes

1260
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 3: up the majority of coleslaw? How many letters are in

1261
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 3: the English alphabet? Manila is the capital of what country?

1262
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 3: In Scooby Doo, whose catchphrase is Zointshoby? Hey, you really

1263
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 3: locked in there for the game? Well done? Now Brook

1264
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 3: is coming back into the studio, and here you told

1265
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 3: our producer before you came on that you're a big

1266
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 3: holiday person. In fact, apparently you went down to New

1267
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 3: Orleans for Halloween. How was that so much fun?

1268
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 19: I was celebrating my birthday as well.

1269
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: Oh what did you?

1270
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 4: There's like a lot of actually scary stuff in New

1271
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 4: Orleans Cemetery.

1272
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 7: It's a haunted city.

1273
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 19: I heard Cemetery goes to her haunted houses.

1274
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: How fun did you dress up for Halloween when you

1275
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 1: were in New Orleans?

1276
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 17: I did?

1277
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 1: What were you?

1278
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 19: I'm also a big I don't know if you remember

1279
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 19: big Disney fans, So I was Piana all permit.

1280
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 3: It also says here that you have a six foot

1281
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 3: blow up turkey in your front yard.

1282
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 19: It was you know, it was a drunk purchase.

1283
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: Now the only thing left to do is to get

1284
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: six foot bowl of mashed potatoes to blow up next

1285
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: to it.

1286
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 9: And were talking.

1287
01:01:55,280 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, laughing does not get your humor.

1288
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 3: But she's really trying. Here we go. Your time starts now.

1289
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 3: In two thousand and three, What Toxic Singer was the

1290
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 3: youngest artist to ever get a star on the Hollywood

1291
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 3: Walk Fair. What vegetable makes up the majority of Coleslaw cabbage?

1292
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 3: How many letters are in the English.

1293
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 1: Alphabet twenty three twenty six.

1294
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 3: Manila is the capital of what country, Philippines. In Scooby Doo,

1295
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 3: whose catchphrase is zoints, Shaggy, when it comes to precious gems,

1296
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 3: what color are amethysts?

1297
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 1: Oh they're purple?

1298
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 3: Okay, there we go. Time is up. We're gonna head

1299
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 3: on over to the scoreboard to see how you boll

1300
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 3: did with Jose.

1301
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 4: Chunk tra You got five correct, You did not get

1302
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 4: anything wrong today.

1303
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 1: Five is incredible.

1304
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 23: You're up against it, Yes, Tiara game, she edged you

1305
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 23: out just by one.

1306
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry about that. Let's go over the answers.

1307
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 3: In two thousand and three, the toxic singer who's the

1308
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 3: youngest artist to ever get a star in the Walk

1309
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 3: of Fame would be Britney Spears. She was twenty one

1310
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 3: years old at the time. The vegetable that makes up

1311
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 3: the majority of Coleslaw's cabbage. There's twenty six letters in

1312
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 3: the English alphabet. Manila is the capital of the Philippines.

1313
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 3: In Scooby Doo, Shaggy has the catchphrase zoinks and when

1314
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 3: it comes to precious gems, amethysts are colored purple? So Tiara,

1315
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 3: oh man Brook just beat Jay's time. It was a

1316
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 3: great game.

1317
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can leave with your head held high. That

1318
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 1: was a job well done.

1319
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 9: It's getting cold outside.

1320
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,560
Speaker 15: I didn't want Brooke to have to sleep outside.

1321
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, so nice to. My family's gonna let me inside down.

1322
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 3: That's very kind of you. T And just for being here,

1323
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 3: we are going to give you a pair of tickets

1324
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 3: to Holiday Magic at the Washington State Fair Events Center.

1325
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 3: You could step into a glittering wonderland this December experience

1326
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 3: why Holiday Magic is the region's fastest growing holiday tradition,

1327
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 3: starting December fifth and running on select dates till December

1328
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 3: twenty third.

1329
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 19: Awesome, thank you.

1330
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, have fun with your six foot turkey.

1331
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 15: Might find a you know, six foot snowman.

1332
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: Oh to go do it? Oh yeah, I can buy

1333
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 1: them all.

1334
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 11: I like it.

1335
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 2: I know each other.

1336
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 3: That was really special for a second, all right, but

1337
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 3: then I can play again soon. We're gonna do Wind

1338
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 3: Drugs Box the same time tomorrow