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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Our special

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Speaker 1: guests will be the US Surgeon General Jerome m Adams.

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Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here to run that prank.

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Speaker 1: Back what you got for a snap? I want to

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Speaker 1: date your mama. Right there, I want to date your mom, Steve,

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Speaker 1: how would you do it again? Please listen? Uh, today's

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Speaker 1: prank is I want to date your mother. Put some

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Speaker 1: prank on that. Put some on yeah, I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean I can't tell you how to prank, because

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Speaker 1: obviously you're the king of it. But I was just

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Speaker 1: talking about the introductions. Could use a lot of words.

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Speaker 1: Put some flavor on that, and I see the flavors

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Speaker 1: in the prank. We'll put some seasoning on that intro though. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: See that's that's where you are not different. And so

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Speaker 1: once again, just do what you wanna do? All right?

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Speaker 1: All right? How did you say? I'm so I can't

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Speaker 1: I want to date your mom? Do you? Hello? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh, I'm trying to reach miss Burns.

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Speaker 1: This is James. This is her son. How you doing man?

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Speaker 1: My name is Gordon. Gordon just recently joined the church

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Speaker 1: man within the last month, and I was trying to

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Speaker 1: get in touch with with miss Burns. One of the

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Speaker 1: members gave me a number, but I guess they must

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Speaker 1: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is

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Speaker 1: this a home number or what? What is this? A

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Speaker 1: hell of hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? My

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Speaker 1: name is Gordon Gordon. I'm I'm a new member at

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Speaker 1: the church. Yeah, uh, this is just your number? Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm my son.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right? All right?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get

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Speaker 1: in touch with miss Burns. Now is did you have

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Speaker 1: a sale or home number somewhere I can get in

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Speaker 1: touch with Miss Burns? Wait to time, I tell I

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Speaker 1: tell you your name is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon not

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Speaker 1: just joined the church, man, so I might not have

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Speaker 1: met you yet, James. Okay, what God bless you man,

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Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate it, because because anyway I

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Speaker 1: could get your mom's home number from I mean, you're

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Speaker 1: just join the church. I mean I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything there a message I could

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Speaker 1: pass on? To it though. Uh well, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to see her. This all right for

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Speaker 1: uh for me to take her out. I've been seeing

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Speaker 1: them for the last Hold up, hold up, hold up, holdo, holdup,

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Speaker 1: time about you. You were just saying to you a

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Speaker 1: new member to the church and somebody gave you or

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Speaker 1: they were attempting to give you my mother's number, and

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Speaker 1: you're asking me if you could take her out. Man,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.

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Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number by mistake. You know,

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Speaker 1: That's my reason for carl. I thought I was gonna

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Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man,

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Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man,

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Speaker 1: And uh, I mean, you know my post just passed

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Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,

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Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with

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Speaker 1: somebody and beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: she in the sixties. Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.

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Speaker 1: The hell out of you? You how old man, I'm

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Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing. You

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Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty right, But you

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Speaker 1: know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,

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Speaker 1: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't

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Speaker 1: hing but the number, man, it just wasn't in your heart. Man,

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Speaker 1: And how you care yourself? You know? Yeah? But hey,

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Speaker 1: but my mom ain't no couger like that. And I

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Speaker 1: know she ain't coming after you right now. I remember

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Speaker 1: telling me that she trying some new things at this church,

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Speaker 1: but going out with this thirty thirty. How do you

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Speaker 1: you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude. Man,

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Speaker 1: you like my brother something man ain't nowhere in the world.

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Speaker 1: My mama is gonna be da okay than James. Let

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Speaker 1: me say this man. First of all, I ain't even

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Speaker 1: know I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling

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Speaker 1: and speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get

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Speaker 1: permission from you. Burns is a grown woman and can

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Speaker 1: decide whoa whoa whoa talking about now. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you every man. I just came back from fighting overseed.

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Speaker 1: My pops passed away not too long ago. I am

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Speaker 1: the man of the house. Let's get that straight right now.

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Speaker 1: All right, I don't care if I'm still living at

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Speaker 1: home and now I'm the man of this house. All right.

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Speaker 1: You're calling the ass my mama on a date, you

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Speaker 1: might as well just stick the church dog, because you know,

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Speaker 1: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be

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Speaker 1: no blessing for me to you. I tell you that

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm not looking for a blessing from you

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Speaker 1: at all. Bro. You might no, but I respect the

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Speaker 1: fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for

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Speaker 1: this country. Okay, But if I decide I wanna speak

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Speaker 1: to miss Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns

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Speaker 1: has every right to decide if she would like to

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Speaker 1: go out with Gordon's or not, and Gordon wants to

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Speaker 1: take her up. Hold. Look, bro, I don't care how

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Speaker 1: old you say you are, all right, number one, you're

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Speaker 1: too young. As I already mentioned. All right, this ain't

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Speaker 1: going down when you my mama. I'm straight up, hey man,

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Speaker 1: not for your mama to decide, dog dog that you

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Speaker 1: you're bringing up my mama. You're letting the word your

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Speaker 1: mama come out your mouth again. That's gonna get you up,

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Speaker 1: all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't

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Speaker 1: get how old you are. I'm pretty sick. I know

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Speaker 1: what church my mama go to and and it ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna be her and you you ain't gonna be asking

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Speaker 1: her out, all right. I don't give what it takes.

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Speaker 1: I would show up on Sunday, catch up in the

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Speaker 1: pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back

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Speaker 1: of the choir. It don't matter something's going down. You

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Speaker 1: were not gonna get with my mama like that. You

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Speaker 1: got that. That's up for your mama to decide if

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Speaker 1: your mama want to go out with me down dinner.

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Speaker 1: I ain't looking long with this man. I'm I'm deciding

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Speaker 1: it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before,

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Speaker 1: be blessed or get your wool. You got two choices,

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Speaker 1: all right. I didn't fight. Let's see the three years

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Speaker 1: to come back and also deal with my daddy Dan,

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Speaker 1: and then come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want to

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Speaker 1: get it like that from one a p s D

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Speaker 1: post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that

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Speaker 1: on You got that I don't play. Hey man, listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't want no trouble. It don't matter to me.

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Speaker 1: You can tell you. Okay, Look man, listen, I ain't

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Speaker 1: trying to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say is this right here. I'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this? Can

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Speaker 1: I say one more things to you? Man? So you explode?

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Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say? I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, If you're listening, Yeah, man, James,

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Speaker 1: what hey man? I want to tell you this man.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Moring to

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Speaker 1: show your mama. I got me to prank phone call

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Speaker 1: you get them out of here. This is who Hey man,

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Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morty Show. Man.

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Speaker 1: You're mama told me she said, my son been overseas,

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Speaker 1: he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get him back in the spirit of laughing. Man,

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Speaker 1: my Mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We

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Speaker 1: got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting

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Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: more than show to get it overseason in the States. Though,

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Speaker 1: thanks Man, you know you did. Yes, you played much.

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Speaker 1: You already Well, Mama's need a little too, though, don't.

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Speaker 1: I wish you would talk about dating? Man. I might

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Speaker 1: call you next week, might call you all right. Coming

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Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, the U. S.

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Speaker 1: Surgeon General will be our special guest. You're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show.