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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of edition. I'm your host.

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock has back that listen. As soon as you

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Speaker 1: show up, I'll block out and we could just hit

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Speaker 1: the road like we always said we were gonna. Oh shit,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go, but I digress. Let's meet King, shall we?

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Speaker 1: In no particular orders? Saying on to James Heeney Clean

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Speaker 1: Heat Energy. If you could have free coffee for ten years,

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Speaker 1: would you work the coffee bean fields for one year?

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Speaker 1: I have always wanted to work the coffee bean fields. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I have a deep interest in the different styles of

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Speaker 1: coffee beans. I have a friend that has a coffee

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Speaker 1: bean field in Hawaii. But it's it's hard to what.

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Speaker 1: You have a friend that has a coffee bean field, Well,

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Speaker 1: he has a coffee bean farm. I imagine they're in fields.

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Speaker 1: I don't know exactly how it works, but I would

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Speaker 1: love to go. There's a whole process. The bean are

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Speaker 1: are white or green when their first there's a cherry

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Speaker 1: around it. I don't know if you can eat the cherry.

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Speaker 1: There's a cherry around the beetle. You said, you said

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Speaker 1: your friend has his coffee being field in Hawaiian and

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Speaker 1: then he said, but it would be hard to and

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Speaker 1: live in Hawaii. I don't have a place to live

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Speaker 1: in as your friend farm. It's easier than venice. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm writing, I'm for writing everything. You just answer the question.

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Speaker 1: Would you be willing to work in a field for

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Speaker 1: a year free coffee for freaking ten years? Yeah? But

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Speaker 1: then what about the other stuff that I need to do,

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Speaker 1: like get food, get like like have a place to live?

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Speaker 1: Do I also get paid? And now, Chris Alvarado, thank

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Speaker 1: you not so tiny dancer. There's an opening at the

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Speaker 1: Costco Business Center, but for only a week, where you'll

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Speaker 1: be a greater slash guide. But I need an answer now. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's a great that's a great organization. It's a great

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Speaker 1: place to be work. Yeah, I mean they they treat

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Speaker 1: their employees right, good benefits. You only have to twirl

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Speaker 1: twice a day. By the way, Hey, there's a tool

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Speaker 1: thing too tall to fail. What's it gonna take to

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Speaker 1: put you in a new Chevrolet today? It depends on

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Speaker 1: which one it is. If it's a Camaro, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be very easy. Um. If it's the I's, I'll do

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Speaker 1: that too. If you want to upgrade me to some

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Speaker 1: GMC products. You know what I'm talking about. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'll get that GMC s Sarah. Would you have to

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Speaker 1: work at the Chevrolete Dealership? Yeah, what the hell? It's

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Speaker 1: Caroline Carter. Carter farts for four hundred. What game show

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Speaker 1: would you crush as a contestant? Oh, man, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you none. I think I you know, I almost got

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Speaker 1: on that one where you have to do the one

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Speaker 1: dollar pyramid and um, but then I got really far

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Speaker 1: are in it? Like the producers were looking for like

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Speaker 1: improvisers and stuff. Then they just didn't like me as

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Speaker 1: a person. So that gave me a lot of, um,

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Speaker 1: bad feelings about myself. So I think ultimately the pressure

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Speaker 1: and the self hatred would kind of bring me down. Right,

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Speaker 1: you don't have a real game show vibe to you

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Speaker 1: as the all time. They're like, okay, now try to

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Speaker 1: smile and like do have energy and like jump around,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm doing that. I'm doing that.

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Speaker 1: I'm smiling right now. Good time to submit applications to

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Speaker 1: game shows because they're just taking local people. If you're

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Speaker 1: on a game show and you're also trying to be

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Speaker 1: an actor, is that the same kind of like problem

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Speaker 1: that you'd have doing background work, like are you thank

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Speaker 1: you for asking that? Because my extremely successful acting career

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Speaker 1: has prevented me from really booking the game shows. I

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Speaker 1: want to work, um, but I think it depends on

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Speaker 1: the show. And like this one in particular was looking

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Speaker 1: for improvisers and they didn't care as much. But you're

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Speaker 1: right that a lot of them it could conflict. I

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Speaker 1: mean you do get a grand I know that. Yeah right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was just I have been on the hundred thousand

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Speaker 1: dollar Paramount and and one a very enthusiastic contestants that

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Speaker 1: could have been that could have been me. So I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna write you a check for Yeah, I know that.

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Speaker 1: I know that we're still just in the intro part

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Speaker 1: But one time I was two different times, but one

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Speaker 1: time to think about I was approached about being on

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Speaker 1: the Bachelor, and I told this producer I said, actually,

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Speaker 1: I go, I'm I'm an actor. I'm not trying to like,

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Speaker 1: you know, across that, and she goes, first of all,

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Speaker 1: they're all actors, and the second of all, like, what

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Speaker 1: are you up to? Like? And I was like, really

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Speaker 1: just to have a have a boy's body and those

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Speaker 1: guys are all buff. But anyway, still body that isn't

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Speaker 1: really something else tell me about it. That's why I

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Speaker 1: he needs to get this scene off his chest. That

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Speaker 1: scene is the Ford f one fifty. That's it. Hugs

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Speaker 1: and kisses, Crispy. So are you looking at the truck? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: seeing this bad boy right here? This is this is nice.

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Speaker 1: This is a twenty one model. It's they're all new

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Speaker 1: models on the floor. Yet did you see a commercial

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Speaker 1: or something you Oh yeah, oh yeah, actually, hold on,

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Speaker 1: where's my phone? Oh? Here we go? Okay, so I

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Speaker 1: got it. Check out this YouTube and it's longing here.

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Speaker 1: I did premium YouTube because I didn't want the ads anymore.

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Speaker 1: And then I saw this ad and I was like,

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Speaker 1: what was that? Cushion? Was that running? It's four top,

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Speaker 1: it's for top, Get on the road kicks as video,

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Speaker 1: It's sick. It's are you paying for the YouTube premium

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Speaker 1: right now? I'm paying out of pocket about one a month?

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Speaker 1: How about uh? In pocket? Um? Oh ship? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I have to talk to my but one month. So

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Speaker 1: really only for maybe three ninety dollars more a month?

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Speaker 1: You could be driving this bad boy Stephen, Stephen, We're

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Speaker 1: supposed to be looking for a family vehicle. This isn't

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Speaker 1: a family vehicle. And what did I tell you? Huh?

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Speaker 1: We're getting a divorce, alright, We're not getting it. I'm pregnant, okay,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get ready for the baby to come. We're

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Speaker 1: not we don't need afford What is this? Folks? Folks,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just say this is none of my business,

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Speaker 1: but I'm feeling like two for see. There you go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. That's what I'm talking about, all right. Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: so it's what I'm thinking. We need like a minivan,

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Speaker 1: a minivan or a station wagon something. Tiffany, you need

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Speaker 1: a minivan, you need that, all right. I need a

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Speaker 1: Ford f one fifty fully loaded, leather exterior, leather interior.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my dad. I mean, I have my

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Speaker 1: dad picks up. I don't even want to be with

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Speaker 1: you anymore. No, this, tiff not at all. Look, long

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Speaker 1: story short. I got YouTube premium. She freaked out. You

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Speaker 1: said the finances were in place for that, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna listen. If I got to watch this board ad

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Speaker 1: one more time for free nut give money to YouTube

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Speaker 1: order to afford I'm gonna I'm gonna go nuts so easy.

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Speaker 1: So of course I went to our joint Baker account

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Speaker 1: took some money. Maybe I took a little Electron money out,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I went to Vegas at the time

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Speaker 1: of my life. Let me tell you know. When you

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Speaker 1: walk into the Mirage, they have this giant f f

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Speaker 1: one fifty right there, and I was like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: you can actually like playing circuit. You can win it.

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Speaker 1: You can win it, right, So I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: al right, So and I was there a couple of

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Speaker 1: months earlier I I sell stones. So I was and

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Speaker 1: I saw that and I was like I didn't have

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Speaker 1: the money initially, but so then I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna come back. And so I got the hundred fifty

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Speaker 1: from a joint bank account, went back to Vegas. Right,

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Speaker 1: And actually you can get great deals of the Mirrage

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Speaker 1: if you're a return customer. They actually do really nice

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Speaker 1: things like they actual they have like a family. So

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Speaker 1: I said I was coming with my family. I wasn't,

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Speaker 1: but so I got a really nice sweet they do.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Mirrage, Joe. We got a frequent

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Speaker 1: customer here. Hugs all around, Hugs all around. Than you've

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Speaker 1: been working out all right, yeah, all right, take we

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Speaker 1: still got that truck, and I think you're gonna win

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Speaker 1: at this time. Okay, So I'm here. Just yeah, just

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Speaker 1: hand me over the hundred and forty two dollars that

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Speaker 1: you skim off the top of your Google payment. And

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Speaker 1: you say you get YouTube, right, you pay extra, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's all the same. No, it's not I pay YouTube.

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Speaker 1: I don't pay Google. No, I'm not going to get

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Speaker 1: into a discussion with you about corporate structure, but not

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Speaker 1: you don't think I can handle it. You know, I

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Speaker 1: run a small business. I still I sell stones. What

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Speaker 1: kind of stones? I didn't know, smooth rough, Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: lot of a lot of customers coming in for that. Mom, Dad,

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Speaker 1: this is this is a temporary situation. I just have

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Speaker 1: to live here. I'm sure that money is married. And

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Speaker 1: you are pregnant, okay. You keep coming back to your

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Speaker 1: father and my house, your father and mind's house, your

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Speaker 1: you just need to go home. You're so pregnant, right,

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Speaker 1: you know, It's just that Steve's in Vegas at ken

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Speaker 1: and I just don't want to be with him to Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Go to Vegas. Don't Vegas Vegas. This is your mother

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Speaker 1: and mine. It's our house. It's not your house. You're okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: you notice that we converted your guest bedroom into a

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Speaker 1: called you a guest, not our kid, and now we

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Speaker 1: By the way, if I may, you should have seen

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Speaker 1: the writing on the wall. We always referred to you

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Speaker 1: as a guest in our home, resident in our home.

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Speaker 1: It's just I don't know, I feel like I thought

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Speaker 1: that was just a formality of like that's what you

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Speaker 1: call that room in the house, Like there's the master bedroom,

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Speaker 1: then there's the guest bedroom. What about it was? What

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Speaker 1: about our Christmas cards? That it was Merry Christmas, love

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Speaker 1: Chris and Karen and our guests. That continues to stay

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Speaker 1: with us. We always thought him strange. I thought it

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Speaker 1: was just a funny little things. You named yourself. You

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Speaker 1: named yourself on your eighteenth birthday because we just put

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Speaker 1: I thought that's for Tiffany. Look are you still? Are

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Speaker 1: you in love with him? Oh? Yes we When we

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Speaker 1: little doves like flying around her head like a cartoon.

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Speaker 1: It's beautiful. That's what your father and I had the

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Speaker 1: first time the two of us went to UM. At

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Speaker 1: the time, it was my apartment, but I lived with

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Speaker 1: my place, Tiffany like, I mean, if you need to

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Speaker 1: stay here, yeah, of course you're You're welcome to stay

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Speaker 1: here as long as you want, thank you, thank you

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Speaker 1: as long as I want. Obviously, it's not going to

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Speaker 1: All right. It looks like you've you've slowed down on

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Speaker 1: So you're saying I can't learn for growth here in

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Speaker 1: Could I help you? Hi? How much is a membership here?

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Speaker 1: between my big old slappy honkers. Do we did it? Winner, winner, winner,

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Speaker 1: You know what. Everybody's gonna die one day, K's I

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Speaker 1: wish you could have Ky, don't you? I know it

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Speaker 1: But my name is um Carol, and this is this

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Speaker 1: see you. All right, So you're telling me you lost

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Speaker 1: these bodies look fully whole. I mean, honestly, the skin

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Speaker 1: looks smooth. Inside, everything's even smooth. Let me call the boss.

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Speaker 1: Let me see what he thinks. Hey, boss, Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: You know we're talking in code today. I want you

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Speaker 1: this room. We're gonna leave this room here, that's blindfolds. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is like yeah, right, all right, you hold each

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Speaker 1: How bony? Bony shoulder? My god, Hey, I have a

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Speaker 1: of it's not atto? Please cross, I'm sorry, it's my dream. No,

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Speaker 1: Wait wait before you take these guys. Uh, we didn't

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Speaker 1: We lost our friend. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You want your payment? Come look at that, honey, you're

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Speaker 1: not supposed to look you can see you but sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I just cut the end of that, hitting him in

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Speaker 1: the face with a bag of nickels. That was awesome.

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Speaker 1: This is all going to be done in an hour.

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Speaker 1: And this is like only like three or four dollars.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot of nickels. I gotta split this with Rick, Tiffany.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be reaching out to you unless it was serious. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Now I haven't heard from my parents in a while.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, they were supposed to there's used to me

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Speaker 1: in like a week. Sorry, Tiffany, your mom and I

418
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 1: we need you to get out of our our herds

419
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: and minds. Yeah. I thought it's abundantly clear that this

420
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: house that your father and I share its are it's

421
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 1: a thing, and we don't I can want you here

422
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: that I'm on the phone right now. I'm on the Steve.

423
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: You gotta get back home. I can't beat where Where

424
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 1: are you the Bahamas, Tiffany. I was planning a trip

425
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: with my This is why we got the vote. Do

426
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 1: you understand you just don't listen to me yet? You

427
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: just don't listen like you assume all this crazy stuff

428
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: and then you don't wait wait wait, wait wait wait

429
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: next to me someone I'm it doesn't matter where I'm

430
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: just it doesn't matter where I am used to listen.

431
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: That's the point, Tiffany, Listen my folks. I don't know

432
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 1: where they're at. Okay, can you just do me a favor.

433
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: You're in the neighborhood. Can you swing by their house

434
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: and see what's up? Please and call me back. I'm

435
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: just texting. Then I'm gonna stay with him. You don't

436
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: say I gotta I gotta tell you. Look, I'm a

437
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: bad guy. Okay, but this has been a real nice conversation,

438
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: is it? Kevin and Carol? Was that? It was, Yeah,

439
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: don't be so hard on yourself, just like self worth issues. Corse,

440
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: we all do. And Bony's shoulders are at the end

441
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: of the world. Man, I was just all right, circles,

442
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 1: you know it's a it's very attractive, so interrupt. So

443
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: I just looked over your car here and uh, I

444
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: basically need a lot of work. Uh, I mean I

445
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: all in all, I can tell you why the engine

446
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: is shut down in the middle of the road. Um,

447
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 1: someone someone did not put oil. So this is what

448
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. You guys, I'm a good for nothing.

449
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: You know I'm good for I think you just you should.

450
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 1: I see you have the sticker on your car, so

451
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 1: at one point you did go to a Valvoline and

452
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: you have to honor when they asked you to change

453
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: the oil. You know, this car should be indicating with

454
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: a light of some kind that you need oil. But

455
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: clearly he could. You think maybe you can give us

456
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: two a right to the boss? Who the name? I mean,

457
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: we were in the car for like two hours, no one,

458
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: no one ever asked my name. I'll apologize for that

459
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: because I just have this thing where yes, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol.

460
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: We okay, sorry, I mean we've done so many of

461
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: these before, and no one is ever as well trained

462
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: or engaged as you. To the point where I'm actually

463
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: kind of feeling bad even though you don't care how

464
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: many cards you broke down in all right, I'm you,

465
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: I feel like, other than us not knowing your name,

466
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: there's not a lot you care about that's mysterious and exciting.

467
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you a mysterio. Is that okay? I

468
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: love mysterio? He's My husband's very good at coming up

469
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: with names. Yeah, can we call you a Mysteriovor from

470
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: the Spider Man? Hello, Yeah, Trevor, come in, I am here,

471
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: I am in. His name is Trevor. Okay, just checking Trevor.

472
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: Thank you. Can we guess your name? Go for it? Okay,

473
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm getting a tea. Start for the tea.

474
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: But it's not Taylor. It's not Timothy Trevor. Is it Trevor?

475
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you just heard over the walk so good?

476
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: I like mysteria. Can can you get us up to

477
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: with the bosses? Like we have a place to be.

478
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the boss. Alright, I'll take you next

479
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: to my boss because a lesson in respect? All right?

480
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: Ching again, this is so exciting. This is I'm waiting

481
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: for a puzzle. There's been no puzzles. Maybe the respect

482
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: is a puzzle. I don't know the puzzle. Hey, you

483
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: brought there's no car attached to your toe truck. No

484
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: there's not. There's just these are these three people here.

485
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: These are the people who need work, all right, all right,

486
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: these are the people who need a whole engine refab.

487
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: All right, we don't We're not doing that anymore. Trevor,

488
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: what's get the car man? That's the fucking job your dominant?

489
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: Look what the health did cars become more important? People?

490
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: Huh me to speak up at a turn? Can I

491
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: guess your name? It's a thing for me. It's gonna

492
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: make this whole experience a lot more enjoyable. Well, he

493
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: just said, it's not Danny, it's not Dennis. It's not

494
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: Timothy Dominic. Is it Dominic? He's so good? Just let

495
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: us for one second, Kevin, you want to talk to Trevor.

496
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: Kevin and where we're playing, we're the guests. Give us

497
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: a moment, won't you? What's up? What's up? And here's

498
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: the thing? You too? Yeah? I like you, Yeah, I

499
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: like you. Both of you. You're in real danger, but

500
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: you okay, okay, we're in dangerous danger. Stops you think

501
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: you think you're part of some kind of eyes wide

502
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,239
Speaker 1: shut show. Now. I never saw that it was too

503
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: expensive for me, but my my aunt went and she

504
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: said it was great and shut. Do you mean like

505
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: a sleep no more kind of thing? But I don't

506
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: stand what you need because I was like, I WI shut,

507
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: I would love Carol. We should see if that exists.

508
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: I would love to do a room like that. Carol.

509
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about. You're so empathetic, Judge

510
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: Bentel in that moment, I'm a therapist. I was a therapist.

511
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: I got my license taken away. But because I saw

512
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: somebody die today for real? Yeah well okay, so I

513
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: left or right? Sift me. I don't know where I'm going.

514
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm just like a sister. You're my sister. You're my sister, Amanda.

515
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: That's not a like sister. But his parents lived somewhere

516
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: in this, somewhere in this. This is a really nice neighborhood.

517
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: Who's turn around. I didn't recognize that person. Yeah, let's

518
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: turn around. Yeah, okay, hey, keep running away. Its weird,

519
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: weird on the tree, the tree. Oh my gosh, stop

520
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: the car, stop the car. You want my you want

521
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: me to climb the tree with the car? Are you

522
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,959
Speaker 1: sure you want? Just stop the car? Amanda, got it? Okay,

523
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: it's me, Tiffany. You found us. It's a little game

524
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: we play. Oh this is where you're you're hiding. No,

525
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 1: we just play a little game where we trying to

526
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: escape reality. We're coming down. Great, look at you. You're

527
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: so pregnant. This is a little strange. I wasn't respect

528
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: that this is this is this is Steve's parents. They're

529
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: hiding in a tree. It was not expected. I was

530
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: wondering why they couldn't be gotten ahold of But I

531
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: guess they've been playing high. That Ken does that Kevin?

532
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: You said the name Ken. It doesn't look like Kevin

533
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: and Carroll, but he says that he come up this tree.

534
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: It's me, it's Kevin, it's your boyfriend. It's your husband's dad.

535
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: You're so pregnant. You are acting like my husband's parents

536
00:32:51,800 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: at all. I'm suspicious that they've been kidnapped. What Oh,

537
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: you're so pregnant. It's probably pregnant brain. What the hell

538
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: is that supposed to mean? Pregnant brain? Thank you? You

539
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: can you can go. You can go, man a man

540
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: to get the guns. You have guns. We have guns too,

541
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: We have guns. You want to Tiffany, tiffany where? Should

542
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: where should I point this gun? Point your temple? All right, baby,

543
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: don't do that. I'd like to exchange this dollar into quarters.

544
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 1: Please the win win win win wind wind um. How

545
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: many cords? I'd like a hundred quarters? Okay, man, I'm

546
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: gonna give you a four. Okay, there you go. Good luck,

547
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, Lucky Lucky Quarter, give me some luck.

548
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: Lucky Lucky Quarter, give me some give me. I'm sorry,

549
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm this is my slot machine. I'm not done just yet.

550
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: I was just praying in front of the slow machine.

551
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: I was about to use it. Okay, I have I

552
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: have one more dollar left? Do you mind? Played through

553
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: it real quick? Okay, but I gotta warn you. I

554
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: go for it, alright, nothing I taped out. Good luck? Thanks,

555
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: This is just closer. Well, I'm just gonna stay here

556
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: in case he needs more change. Okay, what do you

557
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: mean it's closed? What do you mean the machines closed?

558
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: It's it's ten o'clock. We closed this machine. This world

559
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: machines is done to ten. But this is the one fifty.

560
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: This is the one fifty machines. I don't evean they're closing.

561
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: I know what sir? Alright, all right, oh you have

562
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: I have a duty. Actually all right, I have a

563
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 1: duet because I have a family, So I have two

564
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: doors on it on each side so I can put

565
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: my I know what that is, alright, yeah, I know

566
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 1: what it? Duely is six wheels Okay, I don't think.

567
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: I know it's called a dully. Why is it called

568
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: the due because there's two wheels in the back on

569
00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: each side. Yeah, keep talking. I'm sure there's a duly explanation.

570
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: And hear someone d wheels. So Kevin, Carol, I'll take

571
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: care of yourself. Okay, Okay, sure we have a gun

572
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: or something. I don't yet. You should, but we don't.

573
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: I don't haven't. Do you guys have snacks or something.

574
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: I feel like it's been longer than the hour and

575
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: I'm getting her. My boss is going to harvest your body.

576
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: This is dark for organs. Carol, please listen to me.

577
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking kidding. I'm not an actor. I was

578
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: an actor, I would be more famous when't I I mean,

579
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be pursuing this lifecadecade nothing in between, interacted theater,

580
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Something that body? You would

581
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: bet people's names. We're over here, don't find us. Look

582
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: at this trying to hide away from responsive. Yes, do

583
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: do you have any snacks or like a water or

584
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: a puzzle? I just this is so kind of amorphous.

585
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: I would love to do something like tactile and very

586
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: good with puzzles. So I think I could say I

587
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: have a food bust. Okay, cool, A whole bunch of

588
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: chicken tenders that cut up and you put all the

589
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: chicken tenders together and they make a photo. They may

590
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: make a photo. Yeah, I drew on the on one

591
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: side of the tendees. Trevor, where the funk are my

592
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets? Man, Dominic? You're gonna look it. I don't

593
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: think it's going to log it love it unless you

594
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: put some chicken nuggets in front of me. That was

595
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: a slip of the tongue, and that doesn't elude the point.

596
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, this is yeah the shop, This is

597
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: my This is my shop. Right, No one comes in

598
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: and takes my nuggets here, right? I mean I just

599
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 1: I honestly thought everyone enjoyed. I took the five pounds

600
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: of nuggets and you're a beautiful freshco on one side,

601
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: and I chopped them up and made a little puzzy.

602
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: So you made a puzzy, Steve, Steve, it's in big trouble.

603
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: Your mom, your dad, and me, we're all getting their

604
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: bodies harvested and your baby. Okay, Steve, It's just it's

605
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: a game. Oh my god, game buddy. They would never

606
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: harvest little tiny baby parts. That's craziness. Preparing crazy, Steve,

607
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: you need to come back from bacon. Will you listen

608
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 1: to me for a second. They closed on the slot machine?

609
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: All right? What make clothes? The slot machine? And ten?

610
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: I can't get the ford. I don't know what to do?

611
00:37:54,920 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: And that a same scene three comes to us from

612
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: our newest patron, Altcomniac. That's right, Nicholas mark our up

613
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: to his support, and we love him for it. He wrote, high,

614
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,240
Speaker 1: my name is oakin first time, long time. In other words,

615
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: I've been writing in many times, mostly about bitcoin tips,

616
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: but have never actually listened to your show. Reason I'm

617
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: allergic to improvisation, seemed suggestion. Famous acting teacher who's allergic

618
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: to improv best a friend? What time do you think

619
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: the teacher's gonna get here? I'm pretty excited about this. Also,

620
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: did you pay five hour bucks up front? I'm already

621
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Speaker 1: here theers he was less than number one. Ladies and gentlemen,

622
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Speaker 1: be who you need to be be present? What does

623
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: that mean? Okay, you all know me, but you don't

624
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: know my assistant. My assistant is also sitting among you.

625
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: Please reveal yourself now, very good, very good. I didn't

626
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: I didn't see it or did you see it? Sir?

627
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: Please have a please you don't just say it or

628
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: did you see it? You know? Exercise? I thought it

629
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: was a hands on exercise. It was okay, now before

630
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 1: you all sorry, who's the assistant I sent you? Scene?

631
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: We'll be starting with Terry and Jenny, you too. I'd

632
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: kind of like to wait to do my scene until

633
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: after I see somebody else do a scene. Oh, I

634
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: don't care what you want. I can't. Are you familiar

635
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 1: with you? Familiar with Uda Hogan? Uh? This is kind

636
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: of like I'm not really this is my first acting class.

637
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: No it's not, it's not. He's not. You need to stop.

638
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: The not an exercise, okay, the course syllabus and this

639
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: is very confuting. Okay, now we need to explore. Look,

640
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: I just gotta go. Okay, I'm supposed to be in

641
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: an acting class right now. My my mentors there, he

642
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: just needs me, all right, So I just I gotta go.

643
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: Can be speeding there? Maybe you shouldn't have been speeding.

644
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: Then I don't know what to tell you. Okay, Hey,

645
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: the cop just paym Come are you telling him that

646
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: he should bribe me. I've got to run your plates,

647
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: I've got to check your That's how it works. He

648
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: just wants more money. Just give him the money. I mean,

649
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,439
Speaker 1: I can't be bribed. I'm an officer of the law.

650
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: Give him twenty dollars and let's get out of say

651
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: he's playing the game. Here's uh oh, I think you

652
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: just dropped this. Okay, but that's just because you're a

653
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: dull and I'm not. That doesn't mean you're gonna stay here.

654
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk by to my car with this twenty

655
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: dollars and I'm gonna run your plates and if you

656
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: don't have a warrant, you don't problems, I'll let you

657
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: go from keeping this twenty dollars anyways, because you're dull.

658
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: Both of you were dumb and see perfect Jenny, Jenny,

659
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: please tell us about your experience in there. I'll tell

660
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: you what it was was you felt it for a

661
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: moment and then you pulled yourself right out of it. Yeah,

662
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: I guess, and what that what you guess. What you're

663
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: trying to do is find the moment that you were

664
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: actually alive. Please. Yeah, So I for me, like I guess.

665
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,720
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess. I got so nervous because every

666
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: time I looked down at this script, you threw a

667
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 1: piece of garbage at me, And so then I felt

668
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: like the pressure to now if we just make sure

669
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: that we get Oh what's going on here? I thought

670
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: we we reserved this room. I'm sorry, excuse me? I

671
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: uh I pay seven five dollars for these three hours here? Okay?

672
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: And and and who are you, young man? Just a

673
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: theater group, you're win? Uh No, we're a short form

674
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: improv team, the Haws. Oh god, I'm breaking out in hives.

675
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: Leave Wait what you just say? I'm breaking out in hives? Huh?

676
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: So you are allergic? Wait? Are you the teacher? Teacher?

677
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: My scene partner was the teacher. Oh everyone, shake it out,

678
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: check it out, check it out. This is our this

679
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: is our space. About the Haws. Be gone, get out,

680
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 1: get out, get out, get out. No one gives a

681
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: shit about you. Get out, get out, get out. See

682
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 1: and they laugh. All right, Now, who wants to be

683
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: Uda Hoggan today? I will be Uda hogging Yes, you

684
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: will stand up, Udha. I'm sorry y'all didn't have an

685
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: opportunity to rehearse we're gonna have to revoke your improv status. Yeah,

686
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: we were thinking, Yes, we were thinking, if it's improv,

687
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: why do you have to rehearse? Yes, that's exactly right.

688
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: Maybe if you just saw a little bit of our performance,

689
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: you change your mind. Can suggestion? Can we get a situation,

690
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: a relationship a suggestion? The first thing we're gonna say,

691
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: then the last thing we're gonna say, and then the middle. Yes,

692
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: some like a funny joke. Alright, so let's have it

693
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: at you're at a fair relationship and you're all a physicians.

694
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: The first line of the scene is gonna be Danish,

695
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: really hot outside. Last line of the scene is going

696
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: to be didn't know it was going to ring that much.

697
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: Let's have something in the middle where one of you

698
00:43:54,640 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: discovers that your secret is your you know, underwater doctor, doctor,

699
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: I have a patient for you. Doctor. I'm going to

700
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: stop it right there. That's not I said. That's not

701
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: the first one I said. So this is why you

702
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: all are being disbanded, So I can't I have my

703
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: my I bought my house based off of being on

704
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,959
Speaker 1: the short form impact troup. And if you dispand this team,

705
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my house. Okay, I think we got

706
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: all the loan docs in order. I just need a

707
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: couple of signatures. And also just want to go over

708
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: one little question that I had as your occupation. First

709
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: of all, it's income you listed, uh seventy a year.

710
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: That's right, that's great. And for occupation you've put down

711
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 1: you put down the improviser. What that was a misspelling?

712
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:52,479
Speaker 1: I'm a short form improviser. Yeah, fill that in short

713
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: form improviser and what does that mean. I perform with

714
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: my group called the Hawse and we um kind of

715
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: go around to spaces. We haven't done a show officially yet, UM,

716
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: and we don't we're self coached. We don't need a coach, um,

717
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: and we just kind of um improvised scenarios. When I

718
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: say improvise, we kind of get all the material ahead

719
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: of hand and kind of perform it. UM. So yes,

720
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of clear that that's how then

721
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 1: it translates to right now we have we actually have

722
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: twenty members, but only four of the same people usually

723
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: show up every time. But we're all non confrontational, so

724
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: no one wants to like split. Did you split? Is

725
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: that your take? So that's that's my income. It's not

726
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: that doesn't that's different than the differently, Carl, that wasn't.

727
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Carl, I have this customer over here is

728
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: kind of being unorthodox, and uh, I have to go

729
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: off my script a little bit. If you could help

730
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 1: me out with this this loan, this other loan that

731
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: we're doing, you have to go off script. What am

732
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: I gonna do? Well, I don't, I don't know. I'm

733
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 1: completely at a loss. You know, this is a situation

734
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: we've never had, so you can't make it up on

735
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: the spot. I might have someone who can help here. Sorry,

736
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: it should be me, because you're talking about this right

737
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 1: in front of me and it sounds like an extremely

738
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: pertinent to my skill set. Um, I will help you

739
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: both out of this mess just a second, if you

740
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: do have an extra lying around, because that's what again,

741
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 1: it's not just lying around. That's my income for the year,

742
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: so that's mostly already been spent on expenses and build

743
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: But as collateral, I have a pitch. Maybe you can

744
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 1: use my in crop in crop, my improv group and myself. Yea, look,

745
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: I mean if you just give me alone, I can

746
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: get this chicken nugget puzzle company from the ground up,

747
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: all right, and I think it's a it's a great idea.

748
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: I mean, people love So if the bank wants to

749
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: just uh sign that over you, that'd be great. And

750
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: that sound was part of the process. Now that was

751
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: the sound of me like you know, I mean signature.

752
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, for sure either way, you know what I mean?

753
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: Do you have like a lookbook or something some design

754
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: that I can look at? Oh? Yeah, I got a magazine.

755
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,919
Speaker 1: Do you want to look at Vogue or something that judgment? Okay,

756
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,760
Speaker 1: I need to take five minutes at that scene, everybody.

757
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: I gotta make a quick phone call. Where is he?

758
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: Do do do Do? Do? Do? Do Do? Do? Do

759
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: do do? Do? Hello? Hi? Hi, Hey, Hey, where where's Jonathan?

760
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: He was supposed to do a scene today. He's been

761
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: running the slate for class. Jonathan? Yeah? Where is he?

762
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: And Holly? You say, know you two are hooking up? Well?

763
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: Last night he was in my room, but then he

764
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: left at three am? What did you do before then?

765
00:47:53,880 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 1: Like just waste up stuff like under under look? I

766
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: gotta go. Okay, three am is your god damn record.

767
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: You slipped me at twenty dollars Your lovely wife. Here

768
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,479
Speaker 1: is Bobba in her head like she's that's my mother,

769
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: that's your mother. All right, I'll tell you what, Hi, partner,

770
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: you're having a problem here. No, this is this is

771
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: state cop stuff. We don't need whatever whatever police department

772
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: you're with. FBI, Oh my god, that's fine. Bi a second. Now, listen,

773
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: I understand that you are an acting teacher and you

774
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: you have this allergy. I'm what you would call a

775
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 1: wild doctor. Do you talk with you familiar with deep

776
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: exposure therapy? I would like to be so you are

777
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: allergic to short form of which would mean you might

778
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: die if you were to ever meet Ryan Styles. What

779
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: is happening? I can't breath. He's not here. He's not here,

780
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: thank you, But you know who is here? Dr. I'm

781
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: going over most of your cases here. Why is that?

782
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: By the way, because your jacket is like filled with

783
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: deceased people. Yeah, people keep dying and dying. That's from you.

784
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: What your terms wild exposure? Yeah? And how did you

785
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: How did you hear about what the wild exposure? Now?

786
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Your board certified you? You

787
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: have to come up to this every single year. We

788
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: have to review all your cases. The only people who

789
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: have hurt me say wild exposure therapy, or as I

790
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 1: like to call it, w eat. Why did it take?

791
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: It's wet. It's a simple die. But you talk about

792
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: it or people are dead on your watch. We're gonna

793
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: have to disbar you. Okay, but but correct me if

794
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. You are um, yeah, this is the A

795
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: B A. We don't disbar doctors. You need to go

796
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: see the M A. And maybe we should start using

797
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: that word. Why are you even going through another doctor's records.

798
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm on the board or I want to be on

799
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: the board, and I figured and I just wanted to, like,

800
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like you gotta you gotta boy's

801
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,919
Speaker 1: body at the most. Okay, all right, you got plenty

802
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 1: of time. Don't worry about moving up the ladder right now.

803
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: All right, just go out there and do some doctoring.

804
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, stop bothering us here at the A B A. Okay. Hey,

805
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: hey Steph, congratulations on your on your loan. Thank you

806
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: so much. Do you like my house? It's gorgeous, it's

807
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: actually huge. I wanted to bring something up to you

808
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: and it's a little personal. I hope you don't mind.

809
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: Of course, have you ever considered doing long form improvisation? No,

810
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. It's too an artist. You're an artist.

811
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: It's so it's so art scene, that's you. You'll make

812
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: less money for sure, that's the thing. It's like, I

813
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: got into improv for the money, and if I do

814
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: long form, it's like, then what's even the point? But

815
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: the thing is, if I can be completely honest, you

816
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: said my house is big and nice, and those things

817
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,399
Speaker 1: are true, I can't do short form right now because

818
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 1: I it's the banks collateral it makes sense, and and

819
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: so I don't. Maybe long form is a way around that.

820
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: Maybe I can make a little extra cash on the side. Okay,

821
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: but would you be comfortable like doing the show and

822
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: then discovering what the theme was after the show? Said so?

823
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: Like so, so when the audience gives you a suggestion,

824
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 1: you don't actually use it. You don't use it to them.

825
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 1: What's the point exactly? You do long form right exclusively?

826
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: And you have like a really shitty life, right like

827
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: all of your family left you. You don't have any money,

828
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 1: you don't have a house, I don't have anything, but

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Speaker 1: I think it's give me a suggestion, give me, give

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Speaker 1: me what's what? You're not going to use it? Why

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Speaker 1: would I give you a suggestion? The Bank of the

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Speaker 1: Republic here at the door? Oh fuck, hold on, hi hi? Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've got a lot of trouble, ME and my colleague,

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Speaker 1: and we're just gonna give you back your collateral. Um,

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Speaker 1: and then take the house back. Oh no you can't.

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Speaker 1: I just moved everything in here, and I have a

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Speaker 1: guest over right now. Part of me, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: it was going to be so hot, okay, all right?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, what was that supposed to be? Him coming

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Speaker 1: to the door? Was not a suggestion? Him saying Bank

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Speaker 1: of Hope? Because what happens? What if we're in a

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Speaker 1: meta world right where somebody give the suggestion of the

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Speaker 1: last line of the scene earlier in this show, and

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Speaker 1: then I said it at that moment and then Kevin

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Speaker 1: and we don't have insurance obviously, Um, you don't have much.

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Speaker 1: But Carol can see you if you do want this

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Speaker 1: therapy session. Full disclosure, she's been disbarred. But I do

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Speaker 1: think you need something, and you need something now, all right,

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Speaker 1: So why don't you come with me and we'll just

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Speaker 1: take you into our office here and if you just

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Speaker 1: want to just break it down. UM, I've already briefed

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Speaker 1: her on everything that's going on with you. Is this

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Speaker 1: held on the patio? Okay, do me a favorite body.

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Speaker 1: You gotta wait in line. You gotta wait in the line.

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Speaker 1: We've been here and if that person gets to go first,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna want to get

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Speaker 1: therapy too. We have been waiting through a renovation of

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Speaker 1: this restaurant. It's now no longer the one we originally

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Speaker 1: made the reservation for, and we're sorry to understand that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: new people moved in, they rearranged the first are you

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Speaker 1: gotta deal with that? And I'm dealing with the patient

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Speaker 1: that I'm gonna get with you all. Okay, I didn't

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Speaker 1: know it's gonna be so hot, Hawes. Let's hear it

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Speaker 1: for Owes. Everybody giving up for the newest improv group

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Speaker 1: here at the West Side Comedy Theater. Hawes spelled h

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Speaker 1: A z oh. Fuck. That was incredible. Uh. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be so great to say that live on stage, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: In Like the summer Alchemists beginning with Mr Tooles saying

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Speaker 1: to me a tool, thank you so damn much. Thank

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Speaker 1: you thanks for having me. It's always a pleasure. Uh.

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Speaker 1: If people want to follow me for shenanigans or just

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Speaker 1: to see something, A tool time on pretty much every platform.

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Speaker 1: A T U L T I mean. And when you

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Speaker 1: say or just to see something, you of course mean

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Speaker 1: I take some nice pictures. I gotta Apple and learn

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Speaker 1: how to use my photo of my camera. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I had a bad image. Let's thank Chris Avra.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me a tool. You

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Speaker 1: took one of those classes online? Was it? Was it helpful? Good? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I learned a lot of how to like edit and

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Speaker 1: post for my camera. In that way I can make

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Speaker 1: some pictures and change some things up and like change

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Speaker 1: the depth and stuff. It's very good. Well I love that. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess you can check me out.

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Speaker 1: Chris Dash. I just speel actually doing more with my time,

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Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, you know what I mean, Chris

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Speaker 1: Dash dot com The Comedy Fixed podcast at Chris bar

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. I keep toggling between losing to follow worth

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Speaker 1: and gaining two followers every four or five days and

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Speaker 1: it's driving my my head crazy because I don't know

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Speaker 1: what what this all meets. Thank you so much. I

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Speaker 1: have good news. It doesn't mean much. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: really Yeah that's what I was going for. I was

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Speaker 1: going for the relief aspect um. Yeah, that toggling thing

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Speaker 1: is weird and it's all you know, And Russian bots

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Speaker 1: don't work like that. They don't come into in two out.

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Speaker 1: These are genuine people who were like, like posting about

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Speaker 1: your puppy, I'm sucking addie here, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Or and then also podcast here. Yeah, it's not part

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Speaker 1: of just what I want to look at somebody's stuff.

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Speaker 1: I follow them, look at their stuff for a little bit,

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Speaker 1: unfollowed the next day I follow again to look at

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Speaker 1: their things. Is that now how everybody does it? Oh?

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Speaker 1: That's horrible, James, still, I'm kidding. I'm sorry, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Chris and James. Just a moment please, Caroline,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here today. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm you know at cotter Poop. It wasn't there a

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Speaker 1: new podcast? Also? Yeah, there is cotter Core you can

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Speaker 1: find out on Spotify and um and then if anybody

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Speaker 1: knows of a good game show that they think I

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Speaker 1: could get on. Let me know. Yeah, please right to

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Speaker 1: the podcast your name here dot com and let Caroline

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Speaker 1: know where the hell that's right? And um, Joey Greer,

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Speaker 1: I think thank you you. Look I just found cotter

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Speaker 1: Core and the profile or like the image for the

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Speaker 1: podcast is, uh Caroline in a a suit jeans just

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Speaker 1: really uh oh, Drew carry That's that's what's up. First episode.

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Speaker 1: It's not it is me, but it has nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with the podcast. Okay, cool, I'm subscribed. I recommend

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Speaker 1: everyone else to do that. Give that there's not enough ratings.

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Speaker 1: We gotta get ratings. Would say, so, I'm gonna give

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Speaker 1: you one right now. Let's give it a two star.

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Speaker 1: I haven't listened to no wait, Joey, hold on, hold um.

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Speaker 1: Somebody somebody menting this on the reddit and James, I

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Speaker 1: think you also saw this is a great idea. Somebody

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Speaker 1: recommended that we change that instead of calling them the Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This shorts minis commies. I'm excited about this, James, uh

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Speaker 1: is bear Supply is still happening on Wednesdays at It's

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Speaker 1: getting better. It is even getting better and better and

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Speaker 1: better yet every Wednesday at eight pm Pacific Standard time. Um,

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Speaker 1: but if you wanted to find out any time that

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Speaker 1: I'm going live because Bear Supply is gonna start doing

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Speaker 1: more shows, go to the real James Heeney dot com.

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Speaker 1: Right there is the calendar of any time I'm live?

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Speaker 1: And is there a link to Chris's There isn't a

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Speaker 1: link to Chris's. Maybe I could probably do that. I've

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Speaker 1: been developing the web page myself, and it wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: too hard to put a link to Chris's. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna take a couple of days, though, I think

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Speaker 1: it's worth it. Though I don't plan on working on

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Speaker 1: the web page until we Let's thank our producer and

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Speaker 1: engineer to the stars, Mr Doug Bean said, we would

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Speaker 1: love to hear from you. Please write to us, said

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Speaker 1: your name here, talking me this dot com and uh

946
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Speaker 1: rate review. Do what you can to help support the show.

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Speaker 1: We love having you there and I love hearing from you,

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Speaker 1: So please continue to write and UM, look out for

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Speaker 1: each other, damn it, you know what, forget about us,

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00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 1: look out for those around you. Do what you can

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Speaker 1: to make everyone's load a little lighter. Wouldn't that be nice?

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Speaker 1: And let's wear a mask for just a little bit,

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Speaker 1: just a little bit longer, please, we're gonna get through it. Apparently,

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Speaker 1: by summer we're all gonna be naked, running around on

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Speaker 1: the stir Until next time. I'm your host, Kevin Polk,

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Speaker 1: saying thank you, until next time. Oh I say, and

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Speaker 1: I fo