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Speaker 1: Congratulations are in order to start the show today.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: And if you're new to the show, maybe you don't

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Speaker 1: know this, but Brooke is a mom. She has two children,

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Speaker 1: a boy and a girl. One she loves more than

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Speaker 1: the other quite a bit. I don't want to say

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Speaker 1: which one, because she shared that in private with me.

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Speaker 3: I did not kids, if you're listening, Mommy loves you equally.

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Speaker 2: Wink.

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Speaker 4: No, no, none at all.

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Speaker 2: Your secret's safe here, Brooke.

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Speaker 1: But the reason I say congratulations is because her daughter

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Speaker 1: Nora just made the state softball tournament. Brook, what are

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Speaker 1: your thoughts and feelings on that?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, it's a lot.

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Speaker 3: We've been practicing literally every day.

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Speaker 2: I'm really excited for her, Like, I.

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Speaker 3: Think it's gonna be such a cool experience. It's the

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Speaker 3: first time she's ever gonna go stay with a team

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Speaker 3: at a hotel, Like they're.

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Speaker 4: All gonna be at the pool together, Like.

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Speaker 2: She has no idea what's coming from.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be.

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Speaker 4: I wanted Bok to be like, we don't even practice.

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Speaker 3: Natural talent, but I did just order a really cool

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Speaker 3: inflatable glove like baseball glove for the pool for the pool.

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Speaker 2: Just in the stands a wave.

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Speaker 1: Is it true that you, personally Brook helped coach her

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Speaker 1: team to success?

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Speaker 3: I help, yes, but I don't know that I'm the

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Speaker 3: one that's bringing them success.

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Speaker 2: I think that the kids are incredibly talent, but.

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Speaker 1: You are involved in your daughter's training and practicing and

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Speaker 1: meal planning to create the ideal athletes.

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Speaker 2: We protein up and she gets up before the show.

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Speaker 1: I do have to ask, how do you respond to

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Speaker 1: the critics who say that you're coming across as an

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Speaker 1: over attentive stage mom who's pushing her daughter into something

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Speaker 1: that you personally were never able to accomplish yourself.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the second half is not true. I'm not pushing her,

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Speaker 3: but I am an overbearing stage mother.

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Speaker 2: You did make a banner the other da the critics.

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Speaker 2: The critics are right, you agree with the critics.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well regardless, I know who I am. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: to Nora and this huge achievement, and also to whoever

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Speaker 1: the real biological father is out there.

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Speaker 2: We want to congratulate him as well. We'll find you someday, Yes.

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Speaker 1: He will, But now we need to move on and

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Speaker 1: remember later on in the show we will be revealing

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Speaker 1: our summer day.

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Speaker 2: So make sure you're listening for that. But now we

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Speaker 2: got to get to the shock collar question of.

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Speaker 1: The day with somebody who could potentially be the biological father,

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Speaker 1: our digital producer Jay.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 4: Sure, well, yesterday was National Pina Colade Day. That's right,

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Speaker 4: you know, the chocolal drink made with white rum, coconut

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Speaker 4: cream and pineapple juice, or as Brook calls it, breakfast. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And hey, would you look at that? The calendar turned

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Speaker 4: one day and now it's National Mohito dayo. Yeah. Now,

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Speaker 4: a mahato or as Brook calls it, lunch, is a

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Speaker 4: cup cocktail trace back to the sixteenth century that's made

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Speaker 4: with rum, lime juice, sugar, mint leaves, and soda water.

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Speaker 2: Did the mint leaves make it a salad jake?

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Speaker 4: That's great at it? So, of course we have to

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Speaker 4: celebrate Mohito Day by bringing back part two of Real

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Speaker 4: or Fake Tropical Drink Condition of twenty.

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Speaker 2: We also learned you should start of our drink man.

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Speaker 4: You guys say number one through twenty. I'll tell you

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Speaker 4: the name and ingredients of a vacation libation. You just

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Speaker 4: have to tell me, is that a real tropical drink?

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Speaker 4: Or fake. We'll start with the woman who's a boisey

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Speaker 4: bronco who doesn't mind a Moscow mule. Yeah, Idaho drink punts, baby,

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Speaker 4: that's alex I'm clocking out early today.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people that Moscow is also in Idaho.

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Speaker 4: About a number three In an ode to SpongeBob wear pants,

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Speaker 4: Your tropical drink is garnished with a plastic pineapple, two

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Speaker 4: cocktail umbrellas, and a cherry that's seen some stuff. It's

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Speaker 4: called the bikini bottom butt? Is that a real drink?

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Speaker 4: Did I make it up?

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Speaker 5: How is the plastic pineapple going on top of the

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Speaker 5: drink a big one like a little one?

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Speaker 2: And then the cherry is gonna be at what happened

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Speaker 2: that traumatized the cherry?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: It is cute and I do love SpongeBob, but it's

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Speaker 5: just too many details and a busy bar. You don't

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Speaker 5: get time for the fake.

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Speaker 4: Alexi says, that's fake. Yeah, it's on real tiky menus.

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Speaker 4: It's fruity and strong and just suggestive enough to make

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Speaker 4: you giggle. Alexis is three has been chosen Brook. Your

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Speaker 4: rum based drink is served in a hollowed out pineapple

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Speaker 4: and garnished with a tiny sunglasses wearing shrimp. It's called

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Speaker 4: the Crustacean Vacation. It's famous in Jamaica at a place

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Speaker 4: called Floyd's Pelican Bar. Chocolate drink or did I make

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Speaker 4: it up?

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Speaker 3: I've spent quite a bit of time in Jamaica tour.

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Speaker 1: It's funny that even the shrimp is hungover and it

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Speaker 1: needs to wear sunglasses so you can't tell, like the

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Speaker 1: Voodoo Bar in.

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Speaker 4: Vegas and stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I would have drank this.

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Speaker 4: This is fake. I would have drink. Bring me every

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Speaker 4: one of this country's beverages. Bruce says, it's fake. I

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Speaker 4: shouldn't have tried to sneak into Yeah, do the accent brook, No, Jose,

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Speaker 4: it's three and six offen chows three six nine. This

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Speaker 4: one's fine, Jose. Your trumper drink is made with guava

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Speaker 4: juice over from and a float of cinnamon foam. This

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Speaker 4: drink comes with a pretend signed waiver and a tiny

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Speaker 4: umbrella made of beef jerky. It's called the Aloha Emergency.

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Speaker 5: I was like the castaway beef jerky.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, you siting greens again as quick as

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Speaker 4: you can guava, rum, cinnamon foam float. It's got a

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Speaker 4: fake waiver that you have to sign and a little

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Speaker 4: umbrella made of beef.

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Speaker 3: Jerk.

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Speaker 2: You need to get a notary to come and notarize.

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Speaker 4: It in order to it must be drunk.

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Speaker 2: How do you make an umbrella out of beef? They're

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Speaker 2: basically like engineers back behind the bar, kind of Hannibal

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Speaker 2: Leftter esque. You make a lamp shade out of skin?

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Speaker 4: No, just too much. I say this is fake. Jose says,

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Speaker 4: the Aloha emergency is fake?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how did it take us so long to get there?

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Speaker 4: I talk too much about the jerky Speaking of jerky umbrellas, Jeffrey, Europe.

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Speaker 2: Now number eleven.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey, your tropical drink includes mango pure tequila, a red

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Speaker 4: floater and an actual glow in the dark plastic gecko.

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Speaker 4: It's called the Lizard Blizzard and you can find it

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Speaker 4: the Abby Beach Bar in Saint Thomas. It's a real drink,

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Speaker 4: or do would make it up? That sounds delicious?

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Speaker 2: Thomas a real place.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, you were asleep?

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Speaker 1: Yes, when our when our family yacht was sailing by,

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Speaker 1: we always came nap during that part of the journey.

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Speaker 3: Be careful with this one, because yesterday the glow stick

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Speaker 3: one was fake, so now it's got to glow in

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Speaker 3: the dark.

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Speaker 5: Gecko at it just as much were realistic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but she was drinking it in the dark beach.

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Speaker 1: When I drink it tends to get dark, really, Queen,

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Speaker 1: I like Brooks drunken Caribbean logic.

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Speaker 2: Here, I'm gonna go with. This has to be a

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Speaker 2: fake drink.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey says, the lizard Blizzard is fake. Would you order

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Speaker 4: it if you saw that on the menu? After all

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Speaker 4: that alect, this is the only.

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Speaker 1: Plenty a rookie, So Lexus is going to get shocked

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Speaker 1: while singing buy you a drink by t Paine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Perfect, let's hear it to Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Baby beaker. Let me talk to you, Let me buy

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Speaker 5: you a drink empty fang, you know me?

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Speaker 4: If you're just talking.

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Speaker 2: Sure, you should definitely do that at Karaoka. Yeah, you're right,

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Speaker 2: that's your shock collar question of the day. You got

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Speaker 2: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning