1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you? Why why look over there? 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: How is that? M yes, let's yeah, sing dong. Last 3 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: Culture resays Paul. Can you believe the fog would come 4 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: out of the abyss? Hey? Yeah, guys, we have a shirt. 5 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,919 Speaker 1: Okay you guys. UM give it up for our straight 6 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: mail producers for thinking about them taking the fog machine. Yeah, 7 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 1: throwing out the production value. They understand us fundamentally as um. 8 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: We hold on model this shirt. We have someone who's 9 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: rocking that. I don't think so many Last cultures this 10 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: God Blast. Are they on sale? We're telling them. I 11 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: think we're selling them today. Get your own for how much? 12 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:07,399 Speaker 1: It's okay, jeezy, didn't I know they're super cheap. Um, guys, 13 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming. Thanks for coming. This 14 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: is so exciting. This is part of the Brooklyn Podcast 15 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:21,559 Speaker 1: Festival podcast who Knew? Who Knew? I have a crush 16 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: on another podcast. Yeah you were telling me about this. 17 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: I developed a crush today on Pod Save America. So late. 18 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: I literally before we did this podcast, I'd never listened 19 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: to any podcasts, um, but so today I was like 20 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: I actually fell into a wormhole. I fell into like 21 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: one of those like Harvey Weinstein wormholes where I just 22 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: I honestly was watching a lot of Ronan Pharao bits. Yeah, 23 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: and I have developed a crush on Ronan Pharaoh. What 24 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: a lovely little elf. Um, and I love him. And 25 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: so I told Bowen I love him, and then off 26 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: this fog. This is the insane kind of love. I 27 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: feel like I'm like on the Jungle Cruise and Walt 28 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: Disney World. Um, I love Ronan. And so I approached 29 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: Bone with that information and I said, yeah, you better 30 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: rock the hat and yeah, and what about okay, and 31 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 1: then what did you say to So? I said, I 32 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 1: think I love Ronan Farrell. I think I will marry him. 33 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 1: And then I was like, his long term BF is 34 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: one of the hosts of Pots of America John Lovett. 35 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: And I said that won't do at all. And then 36 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: I thought, I didn't know that Ronan Farrell was gay. Yeah, see, 37 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: And then but I don't think he's out though, Okay, 38 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: so is he one of those gays? Is he one 39 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: of those gays? One of the journalist gays that's like 40 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper, That's like, I can't be the story, so 41 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: I can't, you know, come out. I have to have 42 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: like interpreted, who are what is this impression? It? Actually 43 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 1: it's kind of like a Ryan Murphy then, yeah, journalist 44 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 1: Ryan Murphy. I'm gonna call star Jessica Parker as a 45 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 1: giraffe and something. U so you love love it? I 46 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: love them both. Now it's I'm fully in love with 47 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,239 Speaker 1: a couple. And also the other parts of American guys 48 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 1: are hot to favrow the other John know who's the 49 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: hot the V two shit, Um so guys, three of them. 50 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 1: I mean, welcome Matt to the pots of America. Train 51 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: hasn't been. There was another iteration of it called keeping 52 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: its six. Well they should have kept in that's their 53 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: first mistake. They were on a different network, and then 54 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: they developed their own college Crooked Media. All right, it's 55 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: a little of culture number four. You gotta keep the 56 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: same name. Who here listens to the podcast? Thank you? Um, 57 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: this is so exciting. We're doing another iteration of our 58 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: classic fifty comedian I don't think so honey show. Now 59 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: we've just come off of a very tumultuous, acrimonious time. 60 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: For it was tumultuous for me, it was fucking great 61 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 1: because I actually won cultuar so apau for me. So 62 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: we did, was we pad ten of our own comedian 63 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: teams against each other in their own I don't think so. 64 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: Honey's Um I was roundly um ridiculed. Um uh, even 65 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: even with my narrative that I pushed, which was I 66 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: am an immigrant. I've come so far. People America didn't 67 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: respond to that. And no, I think America will always 68 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: respond to talent. Yeah, um, America will always respond to talent. 69 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: That's atle of culture number sixty four. America will always 70 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: respond to talent. Um, Kelly Clarkson. But you know, I 71 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: can I conceded I were purple, Um, you were purple. No, 72 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm making a Hillary Jack. Okay, So you guys, 73 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 1: we're just gonna we're just gonna talk about a few 74 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: pertinent pop culture things up top. Why not? Why not? Um? 75 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: I love this year's Oscar race already. Um, it's so fun. 76 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: It's the year of the Steadfast Mother, huge years. You've 77 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:29,160 Speaker 1: got fucking um what's her face? Well, Frances Oh yes, 78 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: Francis mcdormand's three Billboards, three Billboards and ebbing this outside Ebbs. Yes, yes. 79 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:40,719 Speaker 1: Also Ladybird Mom, Ladybird momcal Queen Laurie Metcalf. You've got 80 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: Alison Janny, Alison Janny now their steadfast mom with a 81 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: parrot on her shoulder. What is the what is her 82 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: character's name? Lavanna Lavanna? And it's a gag because the 83 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: whole like, for a large portion of the movie, she's 84 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 1: in an oxygen mask with a parrot on her shoulder, 85 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 1: and she's chain smoke game and she's for real, that's 86 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,599 Speaker 1: really Tanya Harding's mom had a parent on the shoulder, 87 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 1: oxygen mask and a cigarette. I can't make that's a 88 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 1: bad bitch, a steadfast mother. Guys, Hollywood, huge, huge, huge 89 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 1: Hollywood moment. Moms are having a huge Hollywood moment. I 90 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: do about moms and tactically that made no sense. Um, well, 91 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,039 Speaker 1: I don't know. I I never get to really see 92 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: the films because they cost money. Uh huh. But if 93 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: there was one film I had to see, what would 94 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: it be? Ladybird? Ladybird is great. Ladybird is so good, 95 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 1: and um you know, like I guess there's like not 96 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 1: a single person of color and Sacramento, but um, like 97 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 1: it's a great movie. It's a great fucking movie. Even 98 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: like you know, like I like Greta. I like gretatists. Fine, 99 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: I don't remember a single fucking thing from Mtress America 100 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 1: at all. Um. It was black and white. No that No, 101 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:59,279 Speaker 1: that that was Francis h um and zero point zero 102 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: zero of for a movie. But this one, it's so good. 103 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: It's so good. I cried twice. You cried two times. 104 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 1: Cried two times, and they both times had to do 105 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: with Lori. Oh, Matt Calf, Oh my god, she'll win 106 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 1: an oscar. Maybe the car scene, that the drive the 107 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: car scene, we know they know. Well, now it's a spoiler. No, 108 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: it comes out. It's gonna make you cry. This guy's devastated, 109 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:26,760 Speaker 1: don't worry. Hands in the air, mouth open devastation. One 110 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: time at a show, I spoiled the ending of Up 111 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: in the Air. Oh, this was crazy. In college. He 112 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: just ran out in his improv scene and fucking spoiled 113 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: Up in the Air and the whole Yeah, what do 114 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: you say? Vera spoiler alert for Up in the Air? 115 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: Ver Vera Farmiga has a family at the end, she's married, 116 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:51,040 Speaker 1: so it's ruling the rule of culture number fifty. Vera Farmiga. 117 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: She's not calcling up, that's all um. Oh my God, 118 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 1: what else do you ruin that movie? Wait? Um, we're 119 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: about we're about to ruin something else for everybody in 120 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: the room. And he's so classic. Okay, So we got 121 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 1: into a real fucking fight. We both cried on the 122 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 1: phone because I ruined the song that they were lip 123 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: sinking too and the RuPaul's Drag Race Season nine finale. 124 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: We cried on the phone fighting because you stop you. 125 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 1: I also I have this. You literally spoiled that, um 126 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:35,080 Speaker 1: so emotional, spoiled a good one. I spoiled bitch the 127 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,319 Speaker 1: other song, which was it's not right but it's okay. Yes, 128 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 1: I almost said no about it's supposed to be here, 129 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: which was not right. So anyway, what what lied? Right? Joel? Um, note, 130 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: we have we have to break something to everybody. We 131 00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 1: have to break something to everybody is taking this, Joel 132 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,680 Speaker 1: told us this Lost culture Istas can now exclusively report 133 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: not good that Haley Steinfeld voted for Trump. I don't 134 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,199 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Haley Steinfeld talking openly on the set 135 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,559 Speaker 1: of Pitch Perfect three about how she voted for Trump. 136 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 1: Isn't that? And you know why? You know, I one 137 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:32,040 Speaker 1: word calabasas she's as she's a fucking California, fucking Republican. 138 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 1: And I will say this, you know what song I 139 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 1: fully get my life to. You can't anymore, you know, 140 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,920 Speaker 1: separate when I don't know anybody else, Separate yourself from 141 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: the artist. No. But also, why wouldn't she come out 142 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 1: and say that song was about masturbation because she's a 143 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:51,520 Speaker 1: fucking idiot. Trump. Look, Trump's masturbate two. That's actually a 144 00:09:51,559 --> 00:10:00,000 Speaker 1: rule of culture number forty six. Trump's masturbas just for everybody, um, everybody. 145 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:05,600 Speaker 1: For clarity, when maddiceing plural Trump's he means Trump voters, Trumps. 146 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,240 Speaker 1: It's his shorthand. That's very confusing. I was just in 147 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,680 Speaker 1: Wisconsin and I came face to face with the Trump. 148 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,280 Speaker 1: But he was nice. It was so crazy. So some 149 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:18,440 Speaker 1: Trumps are actually really nice. They can intercept at the 150 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:23,319 Speaker 1: same So, okay, let's get into this, let's get into politics. 151 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 1: This pot save America. Yeah, okay, what's up? What's up? 152 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: A lot of Trumps also hate Paul Ryan. I'm not 153 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 1: some of this is news to me because because Trump 154 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,600 Speaker 1: is like doing his whole like dick measuring thing with 155 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:42,680 Speaker 1: Paul and with Mitch. You know. Well, anyway, that was 156 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: just that surprised me. So um yeah, lots going on 157 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: for you, guys. It's good for you. Okay, I will 158 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,160 Speaker 1: continue to do this. So this is this is I 159 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,880 Speaker 1: don't think so honey love. That means if I don't 160 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,040 Speaker 1: like what I see, you'll get spray. No no, no, 161 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,600 Speaker 1: no, no no no no no, you guys, we aren't living 162 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 1: in this new age of um. I did not think 163 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:08,400 Speaker 1: about this this way. Consent and different as long as 164 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: the if the audience consents to being sprayed with the 165 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,280 Speaker 1: fucking water gun like you, guy's got his mouth open. 166 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 1: I guess he wants to catch it off up. Okay, 167 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,480 Speaker 1: make some noise if you would, if you're okay with 168 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 1: being sprayed with water. Okay, now make fast the bitch. 169 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,560 Speaker 1: Make some noise. If you're not okay with being sprayed 170 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:34,280 Speaker 1: with water. He's just gonna get a real bad um alright, 171 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,200 Speaker 1: So listen, guys, I don't think so honey live. Let's 172 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:41,080 Speaker 1: explain what the pill is happening. So fifty comics are 173 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,440 Speaker 1: about to get up here on this stage. Fifty fucking 174 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,079 Speaker 1: amazing comics. This is gonna be so cool. They're all 175 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,280 Speaker 1: gonna take one minute to rail against culture. I don't 176 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 1: think so Honey is a part of our podcast. We 177 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:54,000 Speaker 1: Love It's where you You just you find that thing 178 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,439 Speaker 1: that's pissing you off in the pop culture lex A 179 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:02,960 Speaker 1: Cone and you just you you go for and yes, wow, 180 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 1: that was eloquent um. And we're gonna bring up fifty 181 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,360 Speaker 1: people in groups of five. They're gonna be amazing. We're 182 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:16,240 Speaker 1: gonna be awarding our famous Lost Cultural estas Icon Award 183 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,199 Speaker 1: to a very special recipient. You will you'll all be 184 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,079 Speaker 1: very very pleased to know who it is. Going to 185 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,000 Speaker 1: have that person come to stay. But before before we 186 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,559 Speaker 1: get going with the show, we just want to talk 187 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:27,599 Speaker 1: to her old friends. She's done, she's she's been on 188 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: the show every time we've done this live, just to 189 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 1: catch up with us. We can't believe she's here. She's 190 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 1: so generous person saying that whenever we have this show, 191 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,640 Speaker 1: she just ends up being in town, in town, and 192 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:41,840 Speaker 1: she's by coastal and God bless her. Um, please welcome 193 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,599 Speaker 1: Oscar nominated actress. Yeah, I believe. What do you know 194 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:50,920 Speaker 1: her from? Matt Oh, the kids are all right, I'm 195 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,319 Speaker 1: not gonna say what I was about to say. No, 196 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,319 Speaker 1: I have to say it now. So today on the 197 00:12:55,760 --> 00:13:02,199 Speaker 1: other day on the Porns. Oh no, there was a 198 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 1: scene from all right when Mark Ruffalo and Julianne Moore 199 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,840 Speaker 1: are doing it, and I think so, honey, Mark Ruffalo, 200 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,000 Speaker 1: I think we're gonna talk about how when a Net 201 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 1: Benning and Julianne Moore watched the gay porn together. I 202 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,840 Speaker 1: love that Ruffalo baby. Okay, alright, but guys, um, she's 203 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 1: she's a Hollywood legend. Please welcome to the stage. On 204 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: Net Benning a NATS. So you look amazing? What is 205 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm just wrapped. You're just just wrapped. I'm 206 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,520 Speaker 1: just wrapped. Well, this is radio, right, so I don't 207 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,959 Speaker 1: really have to get gussied up with, right, right, right, 208 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,480 Speaker 1: you know it's audio. There's people, but you know, no 209 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,160 Speaker 1: no cameras, right, no, there's no cameras. Um, and that 210 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,800 Speaker 1: are you you're you're not averse to cameras, are you? 211 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 1: I mean, this is this is part of the business 212 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:57,080 Speaker 1: for you, being photographed, being seen, being on display. Yeah. Absolutely. 213 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,720 Speaker 1: You have to get comfortable. Yeah, you know because the camera, 214 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,559 Speaker 1: right is that Yes, there's a it's a mirror. Yes, 215 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,680 Speaker 1: So if you're not comfortable with you know, what's in 216 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:13,440 Speaker 1: the mirror. Good luck Rightwood, Hollywood, Um, what are you 217 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 1: in town for? In it? Oh? It's kind of funny this. Um, 218 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:25,080 Speaker 1: this is a sweater, right, Yeah, it's a j Cruz 219 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:29,120 Speaker 1: sweater yea, and my the you know, we have someone 220 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,000 Speaker 1: who does who does the wash, right, so they put 221 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 1: this in and they shouldn't have so it's kind of 222 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:37,280 Speaker 1: you know, balled up. But I use those kind of 223 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 1: ruined cashmir scarves. So I'm here replacing this ruined sweater 224 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaker 1: because there's a week right with Jake Crew, there's a 225 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 1: week we do a sale and if you can get 226 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: in there right before Thanksgiving, I mean, it's really kind 227 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: of amazing they do they do they do their sale 228 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,040 Speaker 1: before Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's sort of secret. You know you 229 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 1: can there's some buyers I know, and they tell you 230 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 1: just for discounted prices, so you know, people just incorporate 231 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,840 Speaker 1: at Jay Crew like buyers. Amazing career. Yeah, you've had 232 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 1: amazing you know, I don't want to have you out here. 233 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 1: This is so amazing and rare that we get you. Um, 234 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 1: special's really special. So you know you mentioned your career. 235 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 1: You've been in this business a long time, so Bowen 236 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 1: mentioned you know, we alluded to before, things that are 237 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: going on. I just wondered if we could get some 238 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 1: reaction from you, you know, obviously a respected veteran of 239 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 1: the Hollywood film industry, Like, just some reaction from you 240 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,040 Speaker 1: on what's going on and what we can do in 241 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:45,720 Speaker 1: the future, you know, yeah, better for the future, playing 242 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:52,360 Speaker 1: for that. Well, so many this year stories from women, 243 00:15:54,440 --> 00:16:00,760 Speaker 1: female driven stories, which who's in charge? Men? Men? Right, 244 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 1: So that should change. That's actually that was actual the 245 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 1: diplomatic answer. That's a really good answer. Wow, Now you've 246 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,640 Speaker 1: I believe you've worked you've worked with Harvey before and 247 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 1: I have. Yeah, I think you've done some merrimax, you 248 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 1: know pictures. A lot of people have worked with Harvey 249 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, what was your what was your experience 250 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,280 Speaker 1: working for him? You know, he is the money man 251 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 1: and I'm an artist, so I tried to keep my 252 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,720 Speaker 1: distance from right, you know, the money. I just yeah, 253 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:40,560 Speaker 1: I do the work, yes, you know, because I show 254 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,000 Speaker 1: up on time. I do. Yes, it should be about 255 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 1: the work, I agree. And then when you know you 256 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:55,400 Speaker 1: have terrible, really bad stuff happening. Yeah, right, right, talk 257 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 1: about the stuff, talk about let's elaborate on the stuff. 258 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,040 Speaker 1: But there's a definite Have you been to Los Angeles 259 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,600 Speaker 1: in the last maybe two months thirty two months? No 260 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:10,520 Speaker 1: to two months to two months? We haven't. No, I 261 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,440 Speaker 1: can't say that. There's a definite kind of palpable thing 262 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:17,679 Speaker 1: in the air. Yeah, sort of. You know, people look 263 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 1: kind of tenuous to you know, tiptoe Wow, everyone's tiptoeing. 264 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:31,920 Speaker 1: Everywhere you go down, everyone's just tiptoeing. Yeah, yeah, I 265 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: understand what you're saying. In the drought so no one's driving, right, 266 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 1: and the drought so no one's driving. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, um, okay, 267 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: well I'm nats. Thank you so much for why you're 268 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,880 Speaker 1: holding the micup as I forget I have it. Oh 269 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 1: that's crazy because I did Shakespeare a few months years ago, 270 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:56,119 Speaker 1: and they do the law here. Oh, they do the talking. 271 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 1: I'm used to talking up at my forehead. You're talking 272 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,879 Speaker 1: and bringing that. Where is that? You did? What's your experire? 273 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:08,080 Speaker 1: Play King Lear with the inimitable John Lithgow, John and 274 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:12,639 Speaker 1: Love John Leftgow? Yes, Yes, I played role. You played 275 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: What's really a dream? Now? And I this has been 276 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:26,719 Speaker 1: very edifying And I got a nuts And what's your 277 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:30,719 Speaker 1: favorite wine? The winter here is dry? It's the coast, 278 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 1: but it's still dresses. What's your favorite wine? If you 279 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:39,440 Speaker 1: could say, I've been really into these wines from Portugal 280 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,600 Speaker 1: that I know you're laughing because like Portugal, what why 281 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,359 Speaker 1: wine there? No, But if you think about it, the 282 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 1: Loire Valley right in front. I don't know if you've 283 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,440 Speaker 1: been the Loire Valley in the last I haven't been 284 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: to the Yes, the great wines there anyway, Yes, it's 285 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 1: kind of in the same parallel. Oh, great there and 286 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,720 Speaker 1: then Portugals over there. Yes, well, depending on where I'm 287 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,800 Speaker 1: looking this way, but the audience would be that way, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 288 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,280 Speaker 1: so it's over there right right right? Do you know what? 289 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,639 Speaker 1: This is? Thrilling? Um? But I feel that while you're here, 290 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,639 Speaker 1: we should we should actually have you do what we 291 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,399 Speaker 1: how do you do the last two times, which is 292 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:23,720 Speaker 1: would you perform the national anthem of I don't think so, honey. Yes, 293 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,680 Speaker 1: this is a really amazing performer, so I just don't 294 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,120 Speaker 1: want to lose that opportunity. It's the national anthem of laws, 295 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,199 Speaker 1: culture rest us. We are not a nation, but we 296 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:40,960 Speaker 1: have an anthem shirt candidate. Um, all right, so I 297 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:45,200 Speaker 1: guess we should we should ask everyone to rise, Please rise, um, 298 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 1: please rise for the anthem. Good to see you remove 299 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:57,200 Speaker 1: all hats. When you feel there are things in this 300 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,000 Speaker 1: world that you hate. When you feel are things you 301 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: don't like, when you need to speak out and you 302 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:11,200 Speaker 1: need to shout, you must say whatever you like exactly. 303 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, child. 304 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:21,000 Speaker 1: I don't think so Start to the bitch. Yes, I 305 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:25,639 Speaker 1: don't think so honey. I don't think so child. I 306 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:33,840 Speaker 1: don't think so bitch. Thank you, everybody have some respect 307 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:39,960 Speaker 1: that stunning is there? I wonder is there anything else? 308 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,720 Speaker 1: Is there anything else in that that you wanted to 309 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:49,920 Speaker 1: to say or do? Oh? Oh, oh my god? What's 310 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,359 Speaker 1: just in terms of recent events in my career, where 311 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 1: it's been versus where it is now versus who's been 312 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,520 Speaker 1: kind of a long right the train? So let's just 313 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:04,040 Speaker 1: have a word for a former coach star. Yeah, I 314 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 1: will sell this house today. Oh WHOA will tell this 315 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 1: house today? Give it up for everybody? Wow? All right, 316 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,200 Speaker 1: So I believe it's time to get started here. But 317 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:33,440 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Love you guys, ready alright, 318 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,719 Speaker 1: so listen, I think as the winner of culture, I 319 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,680 Speaker 1: get to determine who goes first out of the two 320 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,280 Speaker 1: of us bone and I have to tell you your 321 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,040 Speaker 1: ass is gonna go first. But when, Yeah, did you 322 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: prepare something? Or am I going to dive into this 323 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:51,000 Speaker 1: here bull that we carved? This is the troll bowl. 324 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,880 Speaker 1: Everyone has the option of preparing and I don't think 325 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,439 Speaker 1: it's money topic. We're diving into this troll bull, bitch, 326 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,760 Speaker 1: and this is randomly selected picks here. What do you 327 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:05,080 Speaker 1: want to do? So Trouble has topics that are hard 328 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:10,159 Speaker 1: to go negative on their universally beloved things, institutions, people, concepts, 329 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,520 Speaker 1: but designed to humiliate, are performed. You have to go negative, 330 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,240 Speaker 1: and so I think to demo the trouble, I will 331 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 1: pick from the troll alright, bitch, go take your space, 332 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,320 Speaker 1: give it time already, do your phone. All right, So 333 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,000 Speaker 1: I'm picking. I'm picking one. I wrote all these and 334 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 1: I'm very happy to okay, I have a good topic 335 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,760 Speaker 1: for you. Bowen, bowen yangs. I don't think so, honey. 336 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:45,160 Speaker 1: The ladies of Broadway, your time starts now. I don't 337 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,879 Speaker 1: think so, honey, the ladies of Broadway. There are enough 338 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 1: of you. There's no fucking shortage of rolls. Fuck. Barbara 339 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 1: Cook's death was the best thing that ever happened to 340 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,400 Speaker 1: thea at her bitch. Look, I don't want the Philip 341 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,760 Speaker 1: Assues of the world just walking in being like, yes, 342 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: I'll do this Roman Hamilton's, and then this Roman Emily, 343 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,520 Speaker 1: and then just cash out and spend the rest of 344 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,199 Speaker 1: my life in the fucking mal dives were the second 345 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 1: way people go. I don't think so many the ladies 346 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,760 Speaker 1: of Broadway. Look, stop invading spaces that were meant for 347 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:29,000 Speaker 1: queer people. Fuck you, I don't need to see another 348 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:35,440 Speaker 1: walking in And the second time I've I've used that phrasing. 349 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,200 Speaker 1: Um God, there was a reason why in Shakespeare's day 350 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,560 Speaker 1: all the rules were play inside man. Fuck y'all. I 351 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:51,359 Speaker 1: don't think the Broadway bohen Yang arguing for her less 352 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 1: women on the state, none of that. I meant, none 353 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 1: of that. Oh my god, you're a piece of ship. Okay, 354 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: Now this is Matt Rodgers is. I don't think, Sony, 355 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? You have one? This is 356 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:10,280 Speaker 1: pre selected? You know what? I had a pre selected one, 357 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,400 Speaker 1: and it would it would be on theme of that. 358 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,360 Speaker 1: So should I do it? I'm gonna do it. I'm 359 00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 1: gonna do do it anyway. This is Matt Rodgers is 360 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, and his time starts now. 361 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. People who say they don't 362 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:25,199 Speaker 1: like Lea Michelle, fuck yourself. I watched her interview on 363 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,720 Speaker 1: Chelsea Today, Chelsea Handler, and I like her. She's a 364 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,600 Speaker 1: real last pitch. You know what she said, which I 365 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,680 Speaker 1: cannot do a show. She doesn't like Thanksgiving. She don't 366 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,240 Speaker 1: like the food. Fucking I don't think so honey Thanksgiving. 367 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Any meat that I have 368 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,720 Speaker 1: to put gravy on in order to literally swallow, I 369 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,520 Speaker 1: don't think so honey. I think so honey, Liam Michelle 370 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,000 Speaker 1: for giving that, I don't think so honey. People who 371 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 1: don't like Lea Michelle, you funked up your chance with 372 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,120 Speaker 1: John Graff, You queer. If you are trying to get 373 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 1: to John Graff, you have to be able to go 374 00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 1: to the beach with Liam Michelle. Honestly, if you can't 375 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,520 Speaker 1: sit next to Leah Michelle on the beach, listen her 376 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 1: talk about herself for fifteen minutes, just relax. Fuck you. 377 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 1: Lia Michelle can send like a motherfucker. I fucking threw 378 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,760 Speaker 1: my back out on the B sixty one, listening to 379 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 1: Lia Michelle's pop album five Seconds, Liam Michelle is firs 380 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,679 Speaker 1: you all lovely. Fuck you people who don't like Lia Michelle. 381 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:26,639 Speaker 1: That's one minute, wow, biting, biting, specificity. I love it. 382 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,640 Speaker 1: She's talented girl, She's a talented girl. Cannonballs. Somebody said 383 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,600 Speaker 1: to me one time, somebody goes. I was at a 384 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,720 Speaker 1: party with Liam Michelle and she was asking people for drugs. 385 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:42,800 Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, fun, that's fine. Drugs at a party, cool, Yeah, 386 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,560 Speaker 1: fucking burn the wish wanted to do drugs at a party. 387 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,120 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Yeah, you're right, you're right. 388 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:54,040 Speaker 1: And Thanksgivings my favorite holiday. But the fuck you? Oh 389 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 1: my god, I was I was gonna agree and say 390 00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,639 Speaker 1: it's some you know, conventions of it are what are 391 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:08,480 Speaker 1: not necessary? Turkey? You like turkey? Okay, everyone relaxed. Turkey's 392 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:13,880 Speaker 1: fine and grady is unnecessary lubricant and it's delicious. So 393 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,400 Speaker 1: it's actually rule of culture number seven, Turkey gravy isn't 394 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:22,640 Speaker 1: necessary lubricant. All right, let's get this ship started. Yes, 395 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:29,440 Speaker 1: oh god one, everyone please welcome to the stage. Peggy 396 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:42,680 Speaker 1: Leary back Barry Beth, what you come at? George Sammers, 397 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: Marie Fausta Washing, Oh my god, the hot groo. Come on, 398 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:57,760 Speaker 1: I mean they're all they're all hot. Let's not stop enough. Peggy. 399 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,640 Speaker 1: Peggy's up first, Give it up for Peggy, Hilaria, every 400 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,040 Speaker 1: put that out on if you wish, Peggy, is this 401 00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,760 Speaker 1: gonna be a pre selected I don't think so. Maney 402 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,640 Speaker 1: do you want to draw from the troll ball? Look, 403 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,159 Speaker 1: I'm not going to take down a love person. Do 404 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,159 Speaker 1: my own thing, all right, this is Peggy Oliers. I 405 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,720 Speaker 1: don't think so, Honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. 406 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:23,480 Speaker 1: Girls who only like tall man go fight yourself. What 407 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,600 Speaker 1: are you a roller coaster? You have a hype minum? Up? God, 408 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,720 Speaker 1: have your short guy. He is in it to win it. 409 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,879 Speaker 1: I'm a tall last bitch. He comes right here. I 410 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,920 Speaker 1: don't even kiss this fucking face because all you man, 411 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,199 Speaker 1: don't brush your teeth enough. Sec the titties. That's all 412 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,440 Speaker 1: I want. Also, when you're out in colored with when 413 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,720 Speaker 1: you're with them, you're just saying like this, this is 414 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 1: he is loving that. Okay, listen. I like to be 415 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 1: a dominant bitch outside the bedroom. So I like a 416 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,320 Speaker 1: short guy around and then in the bedroom. Those short 417 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:07,600 Speaker 1: men they get in deep, they fucking get excited. Ladies, 418 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,639 Speaker 1: you like a talk he's boring as funk? What is 419 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 1: he like missionary? Oh? Is he into sports? Will funk yourself, 420 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,280 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Fucking love me some short man. I'll 421 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,800 Speaker 1: be over by the bar. You can buy me a shot. 422 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:31,520 Speaker 1: Coming to the stage, very bad, bron this look this, look, look, 423 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:36,200 Speaker 1: this is all right. I'm doing pre selected, pre selected. 424 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 1: Here we go, Mary Beth Brown, your time starts now. 425 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,320 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People tell me who I 426 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:46,240 Speaker 1: have resting bitch face. I don't have resting bitch face 427 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 1: because I'm never resting bitch. Why do you think I'm 428 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,120 Speaker 1: always wearing workout clothes because I am always on. I 429 00:28:55,280 --> 00:29:00,200 Speaker 1: burned calories just by being me, honey. Should you the 430 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,200 Speaker 1: honor made the privilege to catch me sitting still between 431 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,320 Speaker 1: working out, writing, performing, and posting to my Instagram story. 432 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: I want nothing but admiration from you, honey. This week, 433 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,120 Speaker 1: for the very third time, I was sitting in the 434 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,760 Speaker 1: show waiting for my turn, and the comic on stage 435 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,640 Speaker 1: stopped in the middle of their set to tell me 436 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 1: that I looked pissed off. Shame on you if you 437 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,959 Speaker 1: think I was just sitting there looking pissed off when 438 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: I was actually mentally crafting the perfect text to send 439 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 1: to the guy who is currently ghosting me. Okay, because 440 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: I waste no time. As I said, I am always 441 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 1: on and much like gender, sexuality and time resting, bitch 442 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:45,720 Speaker 1: face is a constract. Honey, struck the landing. I love that. 443 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 1: Come on, come on, what is the deal? It will 444 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:59,040 Speaker 1: be pre selected. This is George Russ. I don't think so, honey. 445 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,520 Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The 446 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:09,760 Speaker 1: moth live storytelling of that? What are we doing? Live 447 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:14,280 Speaker 1: storytelling is not a genre? Okay? Oh, you think your 448 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,840 Speaker 1: story about losing your virginity at prom in the back 449 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,720 Speaker 1: of a Honda Civic fits into some larger narrative about 450 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:28,520 Speaker 1: the human condition, then why am I bored? I don't 451 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Why are you reading your diary in 452 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,000 Speaker 1: front of an audience in the back of an independent bookstore. 453 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,120 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Hannah Horvath dropping out of the 454 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: I R. Writer workshop to go to the Moth. In 455 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,760 Speaker 1: the television show Girls, created by Lena Dunham, who I 456 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,560 Speaker 1: do not have the time to get into what doesn't 457 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 1: deserve it. Have fun living in upstate New York with 458 00:30:54,000 --> 00:31:00,520 Speaker 1: your son groverban five second and that's one that I 459 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:05,720 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, your son Grover bitch. Everyone get 460 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:12,959 Speaker 1: fucking ready, Marie thousand, Yes, you better tie around your 461 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:19,000 Speaker 1: ways around? Yes, Marie? What do we think about this bowl? What? 462 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 1: What do we think? What are we what are we doing? 463 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,760 Speaker 1: You putting salads in there? No? No, I am going 464 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 1: to do something pre selected because I feel like you 465 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 1: guys need to hear this. Okay, this is Marie fousands. 466 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,760 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't 467 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 1: think so. Anne Hathaway, you're boring, bland beige. They gave 468 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:50,320 Speaker 1: you Catwoman. If Missionary Style was a person, it would 469 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:56,560 Speaker 1: be Anne Hathaway. God, how do we go from Michelle 470 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: Fippe is crazy ass? To Halle Berry you can't keep 471 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 1: a man ass? To pan a thirty seconds princess story 472 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 1: was cute. I don't have anything bad to say about that. 473 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,560 Speaker 1: The Devil wears proud of didn't need you, Anne Hathaway. 474 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,800 Speaker 1: Stanley TOUCHI gave you a makeover and you still look 475 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:21,120 Speaker 1: the same. Ain't enough banging in the wild to make 476 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,800 Speaker 1: you interested. She got a pixie cut and she still 477 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,760 Speaker 1: looked terrible. I feel like, what do you and that 478 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,440 Speaker 1: she was in the mis rock She yeah, she sung 479 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,720 Speaker 1: that little sad song, but she died. She got like 480 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:44,320 Speaker 1: chlamydia and died in like the birthday thinks, So, honey, Ye, 481 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:51,360 Speaker 1: closing out the screw be amazing. Sindy Washington, the luck 482 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:57,760 Speaker 1: the lucks, come on, come on, let us know keep it. 483 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,680 Speaker 1: She was hating on all of this. Alright, Wait, well, 484 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 1: don't get into the pants real quick and a shoe. 485 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 1: I came here, I came here for y'all. Alright, is 486 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,640 Speaker 1: it going to be pre selected or from the troll 487 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: ball preselected? Okay, this is Sydney Washington's I don't think so, honey. 488 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:25,440 Speaker 1: Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Leonardo DiCaprio, 489 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: we don't owe you ship for Titanic. You're not all that. 490 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,280 Speaker 1: Your face is all right, and your body is block. 491 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,960 Speaker 1: God worked on your face, but he was real lazy 492 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,959 Speaker 1: on that body. You're telling me everybody in Hollywood has 493 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,440 Speaker 1: apps except you. That's why they put you in the reference. 494 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,320 Speaker 1: They're like put a code on this dude. Thirty seconds. 495 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,120 Speaker 1: Who the hell does he think he is being on 496 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,520 Speaker 1: yachts with models who are tents. Meanwhile, he's a two, 497 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:04,800 Speaker 1: he's too You know what he looks like. He looks 498 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:11,080 Speaker 1: like lunchables. That's when he looks sicked. I don't even 499 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,080 Speaker 1: care if he as an oscar? Who care his acting ability? 500 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:20,480 Speaker 1: It's all right. You know who's amazing? Viola Davis, fine seconds. 501 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,400 Speaker 1: You know Meryl Streep. You know what those bitches have? 502 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:32,919 Speaker 1: Abbs honey. Leonardo DiCaprio call up for everybody in this group, 503 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:39,279 Speaker 1: Peggy Ole, Mary Pepperon, George Ever, Maray Folson, and Sydney Washington. 504 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,960 Speaker 1: Leo is a too to no apps inside, guys, let's 505 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,799 Speaker 1: welcome the next group. Yes, everyone, please welcome. Anna Royceman, Yes, 506 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:55,600 Speaker 1: Sean Braylon come on, Molly gaby On, Sam Reyes and 507 00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:05,879 Speaker 1: Miss Kelsey Bailey. Yeah, first up, An roy come on. Yes, 508 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,959 Speaker 1: we are we doing trouble or are we doing topic? 509 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a pre selected come on, and I wear? 510 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,239 Speaker 1: Can I wear the first to wear of the night? Yes? 511 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,920 Speaker 1: Looking good, it's so good, so good, it looks amazing. 512 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:25,360 Speaker 1: And now time starts now Okay, I don't think so, honey. 513 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:33,520 Speaker 1: Pigtails on adult women, Okay, hear me out. Okay, first 514 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,040 Speaker 1: of all, if you're over the age of eight, you're done. Okay, 515 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,600 Speaker 1: you don't need to wear pigtails anymore, all right, are you? 516 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:43,160 Speaker 1: Unless you're being Dorothy for Halloween? Right, or if you're like, 517 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,120 Speaker 1: I don't know, fucking Pippi long Stocking. Okay. Other than that, 518 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,279 Speaker 1: adult women should not wear pigtails. What do we want 519 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,399 Speaker 1: men to think? Like, it's okay to funk us six 520 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,759 Speaker 1: year old Oh my god, thirty second, we have enough 521 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,719 Speaker 1: of those guys already. Why give them more? Okay, I'm 522 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,719 Speaker 1: all for the ponytail wears, many fucking ponytails as you 523 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,680 Speaker 1: want in your life. But if you're over eight, stop 524 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,320 Speaker 1: wearing pigtails. Now. Here's the thing. Miley Cyrus made. What 525 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,320 Speaker 1: those like buns kind of cute, the pigtail buns. They're fine, 526 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:17,759 Speaker 1: They're okay, she's Miley Cyrus, that's fine, But honestly, like 527 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:23,400 Speaker 1: Harley Quinn was a fucking character, Okay, she's not a 528 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:28,640 Speaker 1: real woman. That's one minute. No pigtails. I don't wise 529 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:33,080 Speaker 1: that everybody coming to them like Mr John pray Law 530 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:40,520 Speaker 1: John Pray, Hi, John, John high handsome. What do we 531 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,799 Speaker 1: think about when we think about I don't think sonny, 532 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,480 Speaker 1: We think trouble, We think I have a priest select Okay, 533 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,200 Speaker 1: I know people prepared. This is Johns. I don't think so, honey. 534 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,719 Speaker 1: This is my truth, this is the truth. His time 535 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:58,800 Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey, Atheist, I'm coming 536 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,319 Speaker 1: for you. What to come? An? They show that's right. Oh, 537 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,800 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that I believe in a higher power. 538 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 1: Oh my God, excuse me for believing in love. I 539 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,080 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People who want to call the 540 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,200 Speaker 1: god the universe, get the hell out of here. The 541 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,759 Speaker 1: universe doesn't care about you. It is a void. There 542 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:26,719 Speaker 1: are asteroids flying out through spaces, black holes sucking up light. 543 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,480 Speaker 1: The only thing that cares about you is a higher being. Baby, 544 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People who want to bring 545 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,760 Speaker 1: everybody down and think that they're so intellectual and smart, Hello, 546 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:45,600 Speaker 1: you have no idea how things were, So it's not 547 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,799 Speaker 1: too hard to say I believe in a god. If 548 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,640 Speaker 1: I thank you, baby, and listen, all of you agnostics, 549 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,840 Speaker 1: I'm okay with you. But just know that if you 550 00:37:54,960 --> 00:38:01,040 Speaker 1: turn atheists I'm coming for you. Fuck rail up, He's 551 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:06,320 Speaker 1: coming for you. Atheists. Everyone. It is time for Molly Gabe. 552 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:12,080 Speaker 1: You're better fucking get ready, Molly. What's it gonna be 553 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,479 Speaker 1: a pre selected or trollball? I'm going for the trollball, Baby, 554 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,279 Speaker 1: I'll pick, I'll pay, I'll pick, I'll Here we go, Oh, 555 00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:24,440 Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go, Molly Gaby. Your troll 556 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:31,000 Speaker 1: ball topic is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The time starts now. 557 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:37,680 Speaker 1: I don't think so, Marvel cinemat yours. Guess what. I 558 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,560 Speaker 1: don't like the Marvel cinemat at universe. You know what, 559 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:51,080 Speaker 1: I don't feel positively about UNI. I'm assuming that's somehow 560 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:58,640 Speaker 1: different from the dcall. I'm gonna say Batman is bad 561 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:04,680 Speaker 1: and Justice League is confusing? Where the second? Oh ship, Yeah, 562 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:09,800 Speaker 1: it's just gonna get really real. Whoa hey, I've never 563 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:18,840 Speaker 1: seen a cartoon in my life. That's right. Second, I'm sorry, 564 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:24,960 Speaker 1: I was popular in high school. I don't know how 565 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:31,960 Speaker 1: I became a comedy. Second, I was literally prom queen 566 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:46,280 Speaker 1: my game brand. Molly gave oh god, the hat that's symbolic. 567 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:54,879 Speaker 1: And now Sam Reese, yes, oh my god, yes, come on, yes, 568 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,560 Speaker 1: there you go. Now, Sam, are we doing a pre 569 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,440 Speaker 1: slect the topic or are we going into the troll bowl? 570 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:08,880 Speaker 1: Were pre select the right wear your shoes? This is 571 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,200 Speaker 1: Sam Ray says, I don't think so many time starts. Now, 572 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,040 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey boy walking down the sidewalk 573 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:18,319 Speaker 1: reading a big gass book. What are you doing? Put 574 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:22,800 Speaker 1: the book away? What do you think you are, Belle? 575 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,080 Speaker 1: You are not odd, You're rude. Okay, I put the 576 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,360 Speaker 1: book down there. A third is seven thousand of us 577 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,920 Speaker 1: walking down the fucking sidewalk every day. Our assholes are 578 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Speaker 1: literally touching, and you're reading a fucking book. I saw 579 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,600 Speaker 1: what you did. You knocked into a lady and you 580 00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:49,400 Speaker 1: gave her elbow a little paper cut. And you know 581 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,840 Speaker 1: what you did. You whisper apologized and kept reading. Okay, 582 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,440 Speaker 1: And I have to tell you that whisper apologizing is 583 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,719 Speaker 1: reserved for women in the sales section of an anthropology. 584 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,839 Speaker 1: That's what we do, and we bump into each other. 585 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bitch, if you don't put that book away, 586 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,520 Speaker 1: Harry Potter in the chamber of my asshole are coming 587 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:17,960 Speaker 1: for you. That's one minute, Samoris, Sam Race, you're not odd, 588 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:24,400 Speaker 1: your rude you're not Belle. Everyone giving up Kelsey Bello, 589 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,279 Speaker 1: Kelsey's wearing it. Kelsey is going to be pre selected 590 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,480 Speaker 1: or trouble. I'll be doing pre selected, thank you very 591 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,200 Speaker 1: very much. Kelsey Bailey's I don't think so, honey. Time 592 00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,600 Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey. Two in one shampoo. 593 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,680 Speaker 1: That's right. I'm up here. I'm taking down big shampoo. Okay, 594 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,840 Speaker 1: who do you think you are? I have spent thirty 595 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,680 Speaker 1: years trying to figure this ship out, and you're trying 596 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,560 Speaker 1: to come up when we have a dollop of fucking 597 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,759 Speaker 1: Frederick Kai, Come and tell me that I know what 598 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:01,239 Speaker 1: I'm doing. Okay, let's said, what are you trying to do? 599 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,839 Speaker 1: Save me time? I'm trying to be a professional improviser 600 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:09,080 Speaker 1: as a career thirty seconds of all the time in 601 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,520 Speaker 1: the fucking world. I don't have people knocking down my 602 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,560 Speaker 1: door telling me I have to take a shower in 603 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:19,319 Speaker 1: one minute because I booked. What that's gonna a gay 604 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,439 Speaker 1: man or straight woman who only hangs out with gay 605 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,360 Speaker 1: men in the year. We all have a process. Okay. 606 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,759 Speaker 1: I am serving you Italian, Irish, Pennsylvania, Dutch realness on 607 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:34,640 Speaker 1: this head. Okay, and who are you to erase my narrative? Okay, 608 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,040 Speaker 1: I think two and one shampoo is part of the 609 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,759 Speaker 1: patriarchy and I will not stand for it on my head. 610 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:46,560 Speaker 1: And that's one. Everyone coming up for this grove. That 611 00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:54,640 Speaker 1: a Roismann, Praillly Gaby, every Kelsey Bailey have some respect. Unbelievable, 612 00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:00,279 Speaker 1: Oh my god. And one were boers out here. Guys, 613 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:06,360 Speaker 1: welcome the next group, Lulu Cross. It's Ben Kling, Come on, 614 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:15,879 Speaker 1: it's tearing angle hard Gen Keith and Dwayne Parks. Yes, 615 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:22,080 Speaker 1: decadence from all legends. Everyone coming in out with the beers. Alright, 616 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,359 Speaker 1: so it is time for Lulu Crouse. Let's go. Yes, 617 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:32,560 Speaker 1: this look, I love it. I love it, selected, pre selected. 618 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,440 Speaker 1: There you go. This is Lulu Cross. I don't think 619 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,400 Speaker 1: so honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey. 620 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:42,040 Speaker 1: About savory combinations of yogurt. I don't ever want to 621 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,400 Speaker 1: be faced with the option of pairing plain Greek yogurt 622 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,840 Speaker 1: with savory condiments like balsamic vinegar or olive oil, or 623 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,960 Speaker 1: heirloom tomatoes or basil or is that todd or I 624 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:59,760 Speaker 1: am not walking into a flagship Chobani location or anything 625 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,440 Speaker 1: other than a fucking sweet treat of yogurt with collectible 626 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,640 Speaker 1: mangoes and chocolate flakes and tiles of honey. And to 627 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,759 Speaker 1: every single person who's ordered a plain yogurt mixed with 628 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,400 Speaker 1: sundried tomatoes and chickpeap spread, fuck you and ma'am, I 629 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,000 Speaker 1: see that you've ordered an Excel of yogurt, and that's 630 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,360 Speaker 1: only to make your hand look smaller for your picture 631 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,640 Speaker 1: with it. No one's eating an Excel portion of yogurt. 632 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,760 Speaker 1: No one should be eating an Excel portion of yogurt. 633 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,440 Speaker 1: No one should beating excel portion of yogurt that's mixed 634 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,920 Speaker 1: with olive topana. I don't think so, honey, savor combinations 635 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:34,520 Speaker 1: of yogurt and that one, Oh my god, there was 636 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:42,040 Speaker 1: something so gracefully restrained. It was just like, oh my gosh, 637 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:49,319 Speaker 1: hot lulacross. Guys, welcome to the stage. Bend cling him, ben, Hi, 638 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:54,760 Speaker 1: how's it going? Hi? Hi? Going to be pre selected 639 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,240 Speaker 1: or trouble pre selected? Okay, okay, that this has been klings. 640 00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,640 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I 641 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,120 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People who say I'm a little 642 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:09,279 Speaker 1: bit o c D. I don't like it when the 643 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,120 Speaker 1: teacher doesn't erase the whole board. I'm a little bit 644 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:15,040 Speaker 1: o c D. I organized my apps by color. I'm 645 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,680 Speaker 1: a little bit o c D. Oh, I absolutely have 646 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,480 Speaker 1: to wash my hands after I take a ship. I'm 647 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,719 Speaker 1: kind of O c D. You know, obsessive and compulsive 648 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,880 Speaker 1: are already words. You don't have to say. I'm a 649 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,319 Speaker 1: little bit o c D. The D is a superlative. 650 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,080 Speaker 1: That's like sticking your finger in lukewarm water and sing 651 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:36,200 Speaker 1: it's a little bit boiling. You need to earn your D. 652 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,719 Speaker 1: There are there's you know, the handwatching Mara bad sure, 653 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,760 Speaker 1: but then there's also that you can't keep a roommate 654 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,080 Speaker 1: may badge, and the literally can't skip any songs on 655 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,360 Speaker 1: shuffle because you've personified songs and feel like if you 656 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,680 Speaker 1: skip them, you're sending them to song hell Mara bade, 657 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,319 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Seconds and you know, while we're up here, 658 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,040 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People who say, oh, small 659 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,160 Speaker 1: spaces make me claustrophobic, they make you anxious. Claustrophobia is 660 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:59,719 Speaker 1: what that's called. Five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Also, 661 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,400 Speaker 1: pe who, I don't have anything left. I literally have 662 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,680 Speaker 1: a c D. And that's all I thought. If you 663 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,000 Speaker 1: literally had no c D, you have to earn your 664 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,320 Speaker 1: date to earn your D rule number seven of culture. 665 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,160 Speaker 1: You have to earn your guys. Please welcome to the stage. 666 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:23,000 Speaker 1: Tear at angle. Okay, God, here we go with the 667 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:29,880 Speaker 1: reductress sweatshirts. Yeah, okay, what do we think are we doing? There? 668 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:35,360 Speaker 1: We doing reselected, relected. This is taran ingle hearts. I 669 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,200 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, yeah, I 670 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:41,960 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Cruises I don't think so. I 671 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,080 Speaker 1: hate them so much. I've never been on one, but 672 00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,520 Speaker 1: they make me so mad because they're just big c 673 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,440 Speaker 1: jails with WiFi and you can't just get off a 674 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:56,080 Speaker 1: cruise whenever you want. You literally can't leave. It's a nightmare, 675 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,880 Speaker 1: and it's supposed to be a vacation. It's like saying, oh, 676 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,600 Speaker 1: I want all the family friendly fun of Disneyland, but 677 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,520 Speaker 1: I wanted in the middle of the ocean, where the 678 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,000 Speaker 1: only way I can leave is if I kill myself. 679 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,160 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Cruises, no, thank you. Also, they're 680 00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,120 Speaker 1: too expensive. I don't want to pay eight thousand dollars 681 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,520 Speaker 1: to write a form of transport that we have technologically 682 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:22,319 Speaker 1: advanced beyond. Shouldn't still be writing ships. It's like pack 683 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,040 Speaker 1: two hundred dollars to take a ship in a wheelbarrow. 684 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:31,520 Speaker 1: Thank you, honey. Also of women die on cruises. Even 685 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,919 Speaker 1: if your single end on land, your husband will throw 686 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,360 Speaker 1: you overboard and say you went missing. No, thank you, 687 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,480 Speaker 1: I'm not dying. You can't make me. Fuck you cruises. 688 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:49,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's time. You can't make me. Everyone 689 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:54,160 Speaker 1: is time for jen Keep Jan, yes, Jan Jan, the 690 00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,840 Speaker 1: winner of last I don't think so, honey, raffle, And 691 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,919 Speaker 1: here she is making her amazing return. Come on, Jenn 692 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,040 Speaker 1: is gonna be selected or trollball pre selected? This is Jenks. 693 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,640 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I 694 00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:12,880 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Where where I'm sorry, where are 695 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:22,520 Speaker 1: the lesbians on the Lost Culture East this podcast? I 696 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,760 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. In the time that has taken 697 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:33,239 Speaker 1: to have every alum that is hammer Cats adjacent, we've 698 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:37,400 Speaker 1: had I don't know, maybe three, maybe three? Have you 699 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:43,920 Speaker 1: heard of Sydney Washington, Emma Willman, Morgan Miller, I don't know, 700 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:52,320 Speaker 1: Ellen Degenerous, Color, Reggie Rocket, Francine Frensky. These are all options, guys, 701 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep rattling off. I don't know, Kendall Jenner. 702 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:07,640 Speaker 1: We're waiting, Kendall, we are waiting Bone and mat I 703 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,239 Speaker 1: kid give you some tips about where to find him. 704 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,800 Speaker 1: And that's one minute. Oh my god, should be so shame. 705 00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,080 Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think we have to accept 706 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,440 Speaker 1: that because you know, we were taking a task. We 707 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,279 Speaker 1: will address this on the podcast. No, guys, give it 708 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:30,400 Speaker 1: up for jen Kee and welcome Dwayne Parking and see Perkins. Dwayne, 709 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:36,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh oh fashion fashion guys. Let's just 710 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:42,759 Speaker 1: take let's just take it in bit. Yes, yes, yes, 711 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,160 Speaker 1: when the hood pops up, is it going to be 712 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,600 Speaker 1: pre selected or trollball? Okay, because his Dwayne Perkins is 713 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,960 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, his time starts now. I 714 00:49:52,040 --> 00:50:08,840 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. White gazet your trash, crash, trash, trash, trash, 715 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:17,480 Speaker 1: the culture, trash, the club's offbeat, the oppression, barely bitch. 716 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,680 Speaker 1: White gays are like straight white men, just wrapped in legs, 717 00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:28,799 Speaker 1: sassy tweets, RuPaul drag racing, glittery gentrification. It does differ. 718 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,200 Speaker 1: An entire group of people thought that a witty reference 719 00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:40,840 Speaker 1: about Karry Coon was a personality. Fifteen seconds. Bears, trash, twinks, 720 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:48,440 Speaker 1: trash otters, trash Republicans, your parents five seconds. White Gates 721 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,120 Speaker 1: are trash and blogging garbage bags, which are black like 722 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:57,200 Speaker 1: the culture that they appropriate in an unseasoned fashion. At Perkins, 723 00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:02,680 Speaker 1: you know what, loved it, loved it, Oh my god, 724 00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,600 Speaker 1: and you have to you have to accept. So see 725 00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,600 Speaker 1: that was the That was also the curse of Anne Hathaway, 726 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,239 Speaker 1: who was a gay brother. She has a white gay 727 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,960 Speaker 1: brother and she is haunting the space. And guys, give 728 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:22,839 Speaker 1: it up for this group. Paren Anglehart, Jen Cap Perkins. Unbelievable. 729 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,440 Speaker 1: Let's get this next group up here. Everyone please welcome 730 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:35,480 Speaker 1: Gabby Hornets, Emily All God, Rusher go BLOOHI, Gordon, Josh, Daniel. 731 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,040 Speaker 1: Can I tell you this is the group we call 732 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:46,320 Speaker 1: the Vocalistas. This is all singers. Are all singers, guys, 733 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,120 Speaker 1: all right? First, they got the notes, they got the notes. 734 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:54,600 Speaker 1: This is Gabby Hornet, Yes, okay, Sean bre Yeah, put 735 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:59,000 Speaker 1: it on, put it on, put it on. Important cultural 736 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,480 Speaker 1: moment when the Spice Girls said that Gabby, yeah, is 737 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,920 Speaker 1: it gonna be pre selected or trollball? Okay? And here 738 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,719 Speaker 1: we go, Gabby Hornets, I don't think so, honey. His 739 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,960 Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who 740 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:18,720 Speaker 1: disrespect Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child just don't think so honey. Okay, 741 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,759 Speaker 1: she is at one third of the iconic girl group 742 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,200 Speaker 1: Destiny's Child, and she deserves our respect, every last one 743 00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,560 Speaker 1: of us. Okay, is she perfect? No? Did she bounced 744 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,440 Speaker 1: out of that Super Bowl chap door like teeter around? Yes? 745 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,480 Speaker 1: Did she fall on stage? And Kelly Michelle kept going, maybe, 746 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,000 Speaker 1: yes she did. There's video footage, but that's okay. She's 747 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,400 Speaker 1: an icon, Okay. And when will your faith do what 748 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,799 Speaker 1: she's done? When will your faith go head to head 749 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,240 Speaker 1: in a rift battle with Beyonce and the Bridge of Survivor? 750 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:49,960 Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? Who? No, your faith 751 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,160 Speaker 1: could never And honestly, she is she You know what? 752 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,200 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it with your hashtag poor Michelle. 753 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so many poor Michelle rich, Michelle, multifaceted Michelle, 754 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:03,160 Speaker 1: Birth of Time Michelle. So honey, if you appreciate Mistell Williams, 755 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:07,560 Speaker 1: the one and only miss, I don't think so honey. 756 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not hearing it, not spirrified it. 757 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:17,120 Speaker 1: I can't say, you know, when Jesus say yes, nobody 758 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:21,239 Speaker 1: can say no. Oh my god, guys, please give it 759 00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:26,960 Speaker 1: up for Emily. All god, Emily, did you see me 760 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:33,359 Speaker 1: bash my tooth on the mic? Oh? Yes, thing? Um, yes, 761 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:38,600 Speaker 1: pre selected Okay, they can't prepare is Emily? All Gods, 762 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,960 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Her time starts now. Um, 763 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:47,880 Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey. Soup I said it. I'm sorry. 764 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,959 Speaker 1: This bowl of motion is supposed to be a full meal. 765 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:56,279 Speaker 1: I don't beck and think so. Last I check soup 766 00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:00,680 Speaker 1: was a liquid. It's like a worse water. Okay, It's 767 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:05,640 Speaker 1: like mud after a rain storm. It's like jeez, man, 768 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,759 Speaker 1: And just like jeez, it's completely fucking useless to me. 769 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,920 Speaker 1: I can think, so honey, and I don't want to 770 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,560 Speaker 1: hear it with those people there. Oh, but soup warms 771 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:22,520 Speaker 1: me in the colder months. First of all, call it winter, okay, 772 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,719 Speaker 1: term it has worked for centuries, and I don't want 773 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:30,040 Speaker 1: to get hear it about cold soups. Okay. Guess bacco 774 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:34,640 Speaker 1: can suck mynd dick. Okay. And I can say that 775 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:39,160 Speaker 1: because I know her. I don't know her soup is 776 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:43,000 Speaker 1: not exciting. Soup is dull and I hated. I don't 777 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:47,960 Speaker 1: think so honey, soup god, and I have to reveal 778 00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:56,000 Speaker 1: soup is in the trouble. Fression is as freshielievable. Give 779 00:54:56,040 --> 00:55:02,839 Speaker 1: it up. We're a guy A come on, guya ga 780 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:09,560 Speaker 1: ga tell us, yes, fashion, yes, tell us about whether 781 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:13,160 Speaker 1: you're going to do a topic or the trouble. I 782 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,320 Speaker 1: am going to do a preselective Okay, this is guya. 783 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,920 Speaker 1: I don't think so hony. Her time starts now. I 784 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,560 Speaker 1: don't think so honey. People who don't spend every day 785 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:27,080 Speaker 1: being sad about the cancelation of cash Cab. Let me 786 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,880 Speaker 1: tell you the things that make up a great TV show, Okay, 787 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:34,440 Speaker 1: A quirky but lovable central character, a backdrop of New 788 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,319 Speaker 1: York City. Uh, you know, someone's root for without having 789 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,080 Speaker 1: to hear some fucking sob story about how they had 790 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,799 Speaker 1: to drop out of college to help their dying mother 791 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:49,280 Speaker 1: or something whatever, Ashley, everybody's life is hard anyway. Okay, 792 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,239 Speaker 1: So it also not just talking about cash Cab New York. 793 00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,120 Speaker 1: Also Catch up Chicago, because you know what that has 794 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:59,320 Speaker 1: a woman cab drivers really important to have representation on TV. 795 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,680 Speaker 1: If you're telling me you'd rather watch Game of Thrones, Like, 796 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:04,480 Speaker 1: what did you ever learn from that show? How to 797 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:08,680 Speaker 1: touch butts with your brother? Cash guy was canceled in 798 00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,920 Speaker 1: twelve and you know what happened? Elect your president and 799 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:20,880 Speaker 1: you don't happen after that, everybody got stupid. Oh my god, 800 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,120 Speaker 1: that was like when your best friend tells you a 801 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,839 Speaker 1: crushing secret. I didn't realize it got canceled. Oh my god, 802 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,319 Speaker 1: I didn't even know this guy was gagged. This guy 803 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,640 Speaker 1: he broke his heart broke. I watched the break. Okay, O, 804 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:46,400 Speaker 1: my god, Welcome to the stage, Ali Garden class the honey, 805 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,040 Speaker 1: Oh they're they're new. I'm really thank you so much 806 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:57,040 Speaker 1: for Ali calls. I don't think so, honey. Not people 807 00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,919 Speaker 1: noticing your boots. No, that's not what did the priests. 808 00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,680 Speaker 1: It is pre select Gordon. I don't think her time 809 00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:07,040 Speaker 1: starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. Real little 810 00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:12,239 Speaker 1: kids playing kid roles and Broadway musicals. If I pay 811 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,160 Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars for a premium Broadway ticket 812 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,800 Speaker 1: and I get to my seat and I sit down, 813 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,840 Speaker 1: and I opened the playbelt, and I see the headshot 814 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:24,720 Speaker 1: of a little fucking kid. I'm a lot like fucking Firstly, 815 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,800 Speaker 1: because the only difference between a little kid and somebody 816 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,520 Speaker 1: like me and a Broadway musical is they're allowed to 817 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,560 Speaker 1: pay me less money, so why don't they do it? 818 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,240 Speaker 1: Second Secondly is because if there's a kid who has 819 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,440 Speaker 1: a lead in a Broadway musical, it's not really one kid. 820 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,240 Speaker 1: It's like three or four kids all sharing the role, 821 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,640 Speaker 1: and there's always one kid who's really fucking good, and 822 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,320 Speaker 1: lots of the kids all really suck, but you're not 823 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,320 Speaker 1: allowed to say it because their kids, and that would 824 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:51,040 Speaker 1: be rude. I don't think so, honey. Also, every little 825 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,000 Speaker 1: kid who knows how to sing, even the best kid 826 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,840 Speaker 1: who knows how to sing, knows that they are a 827 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,960 Speaker 1: little kid who knows how to sing, and they all 828 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,760 Speaker 1: sing with the same smug look of self satisfaction on 829 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,520 Speaker 1: five sectors, much like the woman at your office who 830 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,640 Speaker 1: was always bragging about being good at karaoke. I don't 831 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:14,320 Speaker 1: think so. Yes, yes, yes, oh that was that was 832 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,240 Speaker 1: amongst the amongst the best, most of the best, best, 833 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:23,960 Speaker 1: breathless guys. Please give it up, Josh Daniel. Look at 834 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,280 Speaker 1: this jacket. The jacket will give me life for the 835 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,600 Speaker 1: rest of my days. My god, this is the only 836 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,440 Speaker 1: thing that I didn't buy for this podcast taping. Everything 837 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:37,880 Speaker 1: else is purchased you, the viewing audience. Yes, podcast, a 838 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,960 Speaker 1: visual media podcast, our visual Josh. I'll be doing a 839 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,200 Speaker 1: pre selected topic. We're doing a trollball topic. We're doing 840 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:48,280 Speaker 1: pre selective okay, Josh Daniel. I don't think so many 841 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,440 Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Artisanal singing, yes, 842 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,640 Speaker 1: artisanal singing. You know what I'm talking about. I'm looking 843 00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,840 Speaker 1: at you, you Indi Zoe Deschanel, bitches with your amorphous 844 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,000 Speaker 1: vowels and your vocal fry, and you're like I, I 845 00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:10,760 Speaker 1: like bitch. I did not go thirty dollars into crippling 846 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:14,480 Speaker 1: student loan debt to compellingly played Jack and into the 847 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,400 Speaker 1: woods and win a Lori Beachman Award for Vocal Excellence. 848 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:22,400 Speaker 1: To listen to your bitch ass Nebulous Schwai said, I 849 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,800 Speaker 1: think so, Hattie. And there's always women of color underrepresented 850 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,000 Speaker 1: in this community, but this is the one community in 851 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,800 Speaker 1: which they're underrepresented for a good reason, because they give 852 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,240 Speaker 1: me a full belt. That's right, white girls, I'm looking 853 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:39,160 Speaker 1: at us, and everyone's on trial. So release your da 854 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:43,160 Speaker 1: sing from your puss, lift your soft palette like you're 855 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:48,280 Speaker 1: sing my bantu in d and funk artistmas singing. Fuck it. 856 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:53,880 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Yeah. Oh my god, Grace Vanderwall, 857 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:59,160 Speaker 1: fuck Grace. Oh my god, you guys fucking this group. 858 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:05,240 Speaker 1: Give it up right now, Gabby hor Emily Old, Ali, 859 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:11,320 Speaker 1: Josh Daniel, Oh my god, the Vocalistas came for it. Guys. 860 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,280 Speaker 1: This is gonna be the last group of the first half. 861 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,240 Speaker 1: So give it up for Ryan Haydy, give it up 862 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:23,760 Speaker 1: for Yoni Litton, give it up for Brandis Canal, Joe Ki, 863 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:33,160 Speaker 1: Kim Booster. Oh my god, the fashions these boys, all right, 864 01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,960 Speaker 1: so it's time Ryan, Yes, connect with each other. Connect. 865 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:42,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god, family here, this is fine, Oh my 866 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,360 Speaker 1: god podcast our official guys. I'm gonna say half the 867 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,600 Speaker 1: group is gay, half the group is straight. You guys 868 01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:50,720 Speaker 1: figure it out. Okay, right, Ryan, you go up to 869 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,360 Speaker 1: the lady, Okay, Sonny, Ryan Haydy here we go. Alright, 870 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:58,000 Speaker 1: So Ryan, talk to me about whether we're doing a 871 01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,720 Speaker 1: pre slighter topic or a trouble time topic. Um, Matt, 872 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:06,880 Speaker 1: we tonight, we all of us here. Um, you know, 873 01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:13,400 Speaker 1: we're going to do a troll. Wow, how did it 874 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,440 Speaker 1: feel special? It's very special. Okay, here we go. I'm 875 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:21,320 Speaker 1: picking it out. No, it can't be this. It's literally soup. 876 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,560 Speaker 1: It can't it can't be that because we already had. 877 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:30,560 Speaker 1: This is the first one. I love soups. So I 878 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,560 Speaker 1: made a soup that turned into a pasta. Have you 879 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,400 Speaker 1: ever had that? No? I did it. That's amazing. That 880 01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:38,080 Speaker 1: sounds good, right, it was really good. I want to 881 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,800 Speaker 1: talk about that at the intermission. Ryan Haney, your I 882 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,240 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Topic is and this is good 883 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:50,800 Speaker 1: little League and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, 884 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:55,920 Speaker 1: little League, I don't think so. Giving boys real hope 885 01:01:55,960 --> 01:02:01,840 Speaker 1: about making it in the big league. It's not a 886 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:05,520 Speaker 1: baseball game. You got some drunk gass dad up there 887 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,840 Speaker 1: throwing softballs and you're cracking out of the park, and 888 01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,040 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you think you own the world. 889 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,600 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. That's leading to what we 890 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:21,880 Speaker 1: call toxic masculinity. I don't think so, honey. Letting some 891 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,760 Speaker 1: sixteen year old get up on the mound and smoke 892 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:28,720 Speaker 1: a bunch of eight year olds with a fastball. We 893 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,720 Speaker 1: don't need to see that. I don't think so, honey, 894 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,840 Speaker 1: little League on ESPN seconds. There are real sports we 895 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,920 Speaker 1: could be watching. There are grown ass people who are 896 01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:42,760 Speaker 1: at the top of their athletic game currently competing, and 897 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,920 Speaker 1: I don't need to see Bobby like bobbling in field. 898 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:58,320 Speaker 1: Fly That's okay, And now it is time for you Loton, 899 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:04,280 Speaker 1: come on you. Yes, Madam Bowen, I just want to 900 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,560 Speaker 1: say I'm such a big fans that I made my 901 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:14,360 Speaker 1: own had put it on. Yes, I tried to make 902 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:20,240 Speaker 1: the feather as big as possible. My god, this is beautiful. 903 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:24,400 Speaker 1: Thank you? You like my hand? Yes, it's literally such 904 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:29,600 Speaker 1: a guy. It's so good. All right? So are we doing? 905 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:33,640 Speaker 1: I love that it has a fucking strap? All right? 906 01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,680 Speaker 1: All right? Are we doing? I have a wild jaw. 907 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:40,520 Speaker 1: Are we doing a pre selected topic or trouball topic? 908 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,840 Speaker 1: You know what? I want the people to decide, you 909 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:49,680 Speaker 1: know what they'll say, trouble, trouble the den of the ball. 910 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,160 Speaker 1: Bets say, Kenny also did the same thing in the 911 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:55,960 Speaker 1: first show, but shout out bet to Kenny, and they also, alright, 912 01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:00,440 Speaker 1: not ready, We're going to dive in. And you're topic 913 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:05,160 Speaker 1: is oh god, okay, you know, I don't think the 914 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:09,560 Speaker 1: money topic is the word sassy, okay, and you only 915 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,680 Speaker 1: I don't think some honey on the word sassy starts now, 916 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:18,919 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, the words sassy, that's like homophobic, right, yes, 917 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,520 Speaker 1: it's like what the fuck are you trying to imply? 918 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:27,800 Speaker 1: Just saying like mean, I don't know what the fox 919 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,680 Speaker 1: sassy is. I don't even know what the fox sassy is. 920 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,200 Speaker 1: I honestly do not know what the fox sassy is? 921 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:38,040 Speaker 1: What does it mean having attitude? Fuck shaming that you 922 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:43,840 Speaker 1: should have attitude? Yes, you you want to defend, and 923 01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,520 Speaker 1: if that correlates to being sassy, then you know what? 924 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,240 Speaker 1: Be sassy? Own it? Fox fuck making? You know what 925 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:57,320 Speaker 1: fun words representing things? You know what describing words? Second, 926 01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,600 Speaker 1: don't be fucking words be it. That's what I have 927 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,440 Speaker 1: to say. Live your life, do what you want to do. 928 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,479 Speaker 1: Don't let a word describe five seconds, what the funk 929 01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:15,720 Speaker 1: you are? I honestly don't know what says he iss. Wow. 930 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,240 Speaker 1: The only way to be woke is to not know 931 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:25,560 Speaker 1: what words means. That's what we've learned. God blessed you. Right, 932 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:35,080 Speaker 1: So here we go. Stay from l A. It's Brendon now, yes, yes, today, yes, Hello? 933 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,920 Speaker 1: Is it going to be pre selected or trouble um 934 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:45,160 Speaker 1: pre selected? Okay, this is Brendan's canals. I don't think 935 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,560 Speaker 1: so honey has starts. So now I live in l 936 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:51,960 Speaker 1: A and New Yorkers traveling, I don't think so honey. Okay, 937 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,560 Speaker 1: all of you, I'm coming for you. First of all, 938 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:58,880 Speaker 1: stop complaining about driving. Okay, everybody fucking does it. The 939 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:02,160 Speaker 1: subway is not that great. I gotta push notification about 940 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,920 Speaker 1: it today that it's breaking down. Okay, at least in 941 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,200 Speaker 1: a car. If you sit and ship, it's yours and 942 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:13,160 Speaker 1: you're sad, but it's fine. Okay. Second, who cares about pizza? 943 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,760 Speaker 1: All right, I'm from l A. I haven't had gluten 944 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,560 Speaker 1: in five fucking years. Okay. If I eat cheese, my 945 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:22,680 Speaker 1: insights will explode. Today I woke up, had to scoop 946 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,880 Speaker 1: a collage and powder a little bit of cheese seeds 947 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,760 Speaker 1: and three and a half grands of cocaine. Alright, fuck 948 01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,960 Speaker 1: you New York. Oh. And also here's something stop saying 949 01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:35,440 Speaker 1: I'll move to l A when my career demands it. You, 950 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:39,120 Speaker 1: we don't care if you're they're or not. You know, 951 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,840 Speaker 1: what nobody wants to read? Your script about a girl 952 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:46,040 Speaker 1: who moves from Bushwick to flat Bush moved, l A 953 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,840 Speaker 1: make a script about somebody who moves from West Hollywood 954 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:53,560 Speaker 1: to super Lay And that's one man town down beautiful 955 01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:59,120 Speaker 1: god blast ignore, that's Brendon's Canalal guys, that is oh 956 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,680 Speaker 1: my god, I mean yeah. And now the Simon Cowell 957 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:09,320 Speaker 1: of culture please welcome Joel Kim boost Yes, oh okay, 958 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:13,840 Speaker 1: And it's Doc Martin's and his jumps you what's it 959 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:17,280 Speaker 1: gonna be? Do you think? Okay? Um, I'm scared, but 960 01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,200 Speaker 1: I'm a student of the form and I think to 961 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:23,720 Speaker 1: be really good, you gotta go with the trollball. But I, 962 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:28,360 Speaker 1: like Yoni don't know a lot of words, so we'll see. Also, 963 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:31,000 Speaker 1: Matt fully did spoil the drag Race finale for me 964 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:37,320 Speaker 1: as well. Um, I won't accept all right, here we go, Okay, 965 01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:41,400 Speaker 1: Joel you're I don't think so, honey. Topic is the 966 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:46,480 Speaker 1: incredible Kate Bland chat and Joel Kim boosters. I don't 967 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,200 Speaker 1: think so many times starts now, I don't think so, honey. 968 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:53,720 Speaker 1: Kate blanch checked break some color to that goddamn pale 969 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:57,880 Speaker 1: ass face. I don't think so, honey. You are a 970 01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:04,320 Speaker 1: low rent Meryl Street at Bell showing up in a 971 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,680 Speaker 1: Marvel movie. I don't think so, honey. Who is that 972 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:10,320 Speaker 1: for the nerds who grew up loving notes on a scandal? 973 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:14,720 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. We didn't need you there. 974 01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:21,559 Speaker 1: Go back to the street prestige dramas where you belong. Okay. Second, 975 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,360 Speaker 1: I don't think so, Colladry, I'll showing up in a 976 01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:26,880 Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings movie to talk down to those 977 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,320 Speaker 1: hobbits like they don't know that the Ring is already 978 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:34,680 Speaker 1: a big deal. Okay, you could resist the Ring. You 979 01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,360 Speaker 1: with your flowing blonde locks. I don't think so, honey, 980 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:42,840 Speaker 1: with your arian looks, and you're amazing acting style, I 981 01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:48,600 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Kay Planchet, you're done after the 982 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:52,280 Speaker 1: form Booster. If you're really good, you gotta go for it. 983 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:57,439 Speaker 1: Everyone give it up for this group. Ryan Hey, Brandon Skin, 984 01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:03,080 Speaker 1: Joel Kim Booster. Now al right, before, yes, come on, 985 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:06,080 Speaker 1: before we close out this first half, we are pleased 986 01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:10,599 Speaker 1: to award our lost culture rest Us Icon Award. Yes, 987 01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:14,280 Speaker 1: the winner of culture War. I mean, he just won't 988 01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,919 Speaker 1: go away, bitch. So he's already a two time recipient 989 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:22,120 Speaker 1: of this award, but for a third time tonight, what 990 01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:25,519 Speaker 1: oh my god, for a third time tonight we are 991 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:29,680 Speaker 1: honoring his contributions to the forum. Please welcome to the 992 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:47,840 Speaker 1: stage and rise for Mr Patty. Alright, sit down, sit down. 993 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:52,479 Speaker 1: I just want to say, um, awards are so silly, 994 01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:59,960 Speaker 1: and titles are so silly. Words aren't silly? Microphone stage 995 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:02,920 Speaker 1: is all of this is silly. I don't need fame 996 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:07,160 Speaker 1: or want it. Okay, And with that patch, do you 997 01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:12,680 Speaker 1: have acted a topic? This smoke is out of this unbelievable? 998 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,360 Speaker 1: Do I? Because I want to say that this is 999 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:19,400 Speaker 1: the first time I've ever worn chumbre. This can't be 1000 01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:21,200 Speaker 1: the first, but I'm having an experience on it where 1001 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,800 Speaker 1: I thought I looked amazing, and then I took a 1002 01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,840 Speaker 1: pick and I was like, I didn't love the way 1003 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:28,440 Speaker 1: it hung, but I love I was. I was specifically 1004 01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:30,240 Speaker 1: talking about you in this miss Oh No, I know, 1005 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:33,200 Speaker 1: but I'm talking about I ever want to see. Okay, 1006 01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:37,120 Speaker 1: um wait, I feel like this might affect kind of 1007 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:40,040 Speaker 1: my ability to connect with Yeah, okay, so all right, 1008 01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:41,800 Speaker 1: so let's just banterer for a bit. As the smoke 1009 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:47,360 Speaker 1: clears up, I have to But like everybody see Pat, okay, okay, 1010 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:55,559 Speaker 1: looking looks I look amazing at someone's here. It's time, Pat, 1011 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,400 Speaker 1: Is it going to be pre selected or trouble? I 1012 01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,719 Speaker 1: know that I've never done trouble, and so I'm gonna 1013 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:04,160 Speaker 1: just to continue having never done trouble. Um, and I'm 1014 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,600 Speaker 1: going to do a pre slected topic perfect. And you 1015 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,160 Speaker 1: would please just to lead by example as an Icon 1016 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:11,720 Speaker 1: Award winner and wear that absolutely because you're the only 1017 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:14,080 Speaker 1: person we're going to specifically request to wear No, and 1018 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:15,960 Speaker 1: I didn't mean to not wear it. What a good 1019 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,679 Speaker 1: choice to put it on like the way you did backwards. 1020 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:21,360 Speaker 1: First of all, then you'rever acknowledging that everything I do 1021 01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:27,479 Speaker 1: on stage it's a choice. Um. A lot of people 1022 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:32,880 Speaker 1: forget that. All right, So Cat, you're the Icon Award 1023 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,120 Speaker 1: winner for a third time, the winner of coulch War. 1024 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:36,960 Speaker 1: And by the way, we're gonna get you that hundred 1025 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:40,040 Speaker 1: dollar Venmo cash prize real soon, whenever you're ready. Whenever 1026 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,400 Speaker 1: you're ready, it's just gonna come into installments because that's 1027 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:46,519 Speaker 1: the way, that's how it contractually. I don't care because 1028 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:49,880 Speaker 1: I'm rich. But whenever you can get object to Pat 1029 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:54,519 Speaker 1: Regan and his I don't think so honey. Time starts now, Okay, 1030 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,639 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. People who when you tell 1031 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,679 Speaker 1: them you're tired but you feel like you got sleep, 1032 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:02,519 Speaker 1: they say, well, maybe you're getting too much sleep. I 1033 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,479 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I think so bit Like who's 1034 01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:07,960 Speaker 1: getting too much sleep? It's seen. This is a world 1035 01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:11,000 Speaker 1: of horrors. You can sleep for twenty four hours straight 1036 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:12,800 Speaker 1: and nap in between, and you will not be getting 1037 01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,640 Speaker 1: too much sleep. And I'm coming to you in a 1038 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,519 Speaker 1: moment of ownerable ability and you're giving me this gas 1039 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:21,400 Speaker 1: lighting bullshit like, yeah, I'm feeling very, very tired, maybe 1040 01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:26,120 Speaker 1: I should sleep last. Thank you. You're a victim blamer 1041 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:30,280 Speaker 1: and you're an asshole, and you're making me feel fucking crazy. 1042 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:32,000 Speaker 1: So what you can have a little like iota it 1043 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:35,240 Speaker 1: was a periority with your goddamn pseudo medicine bullshit. That's 1044 01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:38,120 Speaker 1: not a thing. Like if you sleep, then you become 1045 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:42,439 Speaker 1: less tired. That's how sleep work. I know everyone's tired. 1046 01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:44,200 Speaker 1: I have made this choice to come to you because 1047 01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,920 Speaker 1: I'm specifically tired. I'm trying to connect with you over that, 1048 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:49,519 Speaker 1: and you're gonna make me feel like a goddamn learned 1049 01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:53,680 Speaker 1: to villain. I don't think so, honey, I don't think 1050 01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:56,439 Speaker 1: so many people who when you say I'm tired but 1051 01:12:56,479 --> 01:12:59,679 Speaker 1: I've been getting sleep, they say, well, maybe you're getting 1052 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:05,720 Speaker 1: too my good man, give it up for time. Kind 1053 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,160 Speaker 1: of want to five executive time, guys, We are now 1054 01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:10,800 Speaker 1: gonna take a pre five minute intermission and we'll see 1055 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:20,760 Speaker 1: about Gotta drink and tip your tenders fire forever. This 1056 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,880 Speaker 1: has been a Forever Dog production, executive produced by Brett Bohum, 1057 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:30,000 Speaker 1: Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. 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