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Speaker 1: What you just said is one of the most insanely

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Speaker 1: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this

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Speaker 1: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I

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Speaker 2: Thanks almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez and

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Speaker 2: a fantastical game of trivia to see who gets one

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Speaker 2: of the boxes of Girl Scout cookies that I just

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Speaker 2: bought us.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to Sienna, Thanks for bringing them in our

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Sanna. Sienna's drop by the studio today. She's

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Speaker 2: a Girl Scout and they had a bag of cookies

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Speaker 2: and I've just bought all of them.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know how much multiple boxes cookies than

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Speaker 4: the back. Thank you for that. Thank you for doing that.

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Speaker 4: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

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Speaker 2: Tickets so call us right now eight eight eight three

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Speaker 2: m us at the Jubile Show or You can go

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Speaker 2: to the Jubilshow dot com and fill out the form

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Speaker 2: that we have to play Victoria if you want to play.

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Speaker 2: Now for a rapid fire pop quiz to see how

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Speaker 2: quick Victoria's brain is moving this morning.

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Speaker 4: Word association.

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Speaker 2: First word that comes to mind when I say puck

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Speaker 2: uh chuck.

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Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, whoa? I can't say the word that's coming

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Speaker 4: Duck duck goose.

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Speaker 2: All right, You versus Victoria is coming up right after this.

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Speaker 2: It's the Jubil Show. It's the only show that there's

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Speaker 2: to be stupid, The Jubile Show. And it's time for

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Speaker 2: America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your chance to

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Speaker 2: take on Victoria Ramiras in a game of trivia to

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Speaker 2: see who gets one of the boxes of a Girl Scout

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Speaker 2: cookies that I just bought the box a few of them.

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Speaker 2: Also Tina Fey and Amy Pohler tickets, And let's meet

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Speaker 2: today's contestant, Crystal.

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Speaker 4: What's up Crystal? How are you? I am great?

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Speaker 2: How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking? Are you

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Speaker 2: excited to play?

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Speaker 4: Victoria? She did win yesterday, so she's on a high

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Speaker 4: side on a hot streak. She just hate those girl

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Speaker 4: scout cookies. You got the extra power, feel pretty good

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Speaker 4: about today.

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Speaker 2: And that.

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Speaker 4: Your phone is for like six seven years. Oh really, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Victoria did eat a bunch of cookies. So when we

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Speaker 2: send her out of the studio right now. So Victoria's

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Speaker 2: gonna leave out the studio, but I'm gonna see her

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Speaker 2: out side, probably spinning in circles because she got a

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Speaker 4: All right, Crystal, here we go. Are you ready? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible if

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Speaker 2: you don't know when Jesse pass and Victoria has to

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Speaker 2: she's kind of like jumping around outside the now. All right,

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Speaker 2: here you go, Crystal, Your time starts now.

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Speaker 4: What is an angle called if it's greater than ninety degrees.

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Speaker 3: Two?

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Speaker 4: What is the best selling car of all time Tesla

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Speaker 4: Docie's hit?

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Speaker 1: What it is?

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Speaker 3: Samples? What TLC song ka? Approximately? What percentage of DNA

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Speaker 4: What country is Tate McCrae from.

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio. So Crystal,

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Speaker 2: about you today?

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Speaker 5: You got me.

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Speaker 4: I have three children and I'm in school to be

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Speaker 4: a teacher. So oh nice. Now you're staying real busy girl.

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Speaker 4: What kind of teacher do you want to be?

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be K through eight, preferably second grade. Oh okay,

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Speaker 4: she's nice. Impatient? All right, Well, Victoria's back in studio

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Speaker 4: with their headphones on. Yes, Toria, are you ready? I am, Yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: I make thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know one, just say passed and you

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Speaker 2: have to meet Crystal outright to win. Hey, Sianna, come

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Speaker 4: So oh perfect. I love that I went to college

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Speaker 4: with seeing his mom. Whenever you want Victoria to go,

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Speaker 4: you just say Victoria, your time starts now. Okay, Victoria,

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Speaker 4: your time starts now? What is an angle called him?

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Speaker 4: It's greater than ninety degrees? Oh? What is the best

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Speaker 4: selling car of all time? Ford mussing? Don't che's hit?

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Speaker 4: Samples? What TLC song? Wait? I know, uh, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: What country is Tate McCrae from oh Gana, who was

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Speaker 3: the fourth President of the United States.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I learned all the Oh, oh, I

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Speaker 4: have it? What's Oh my god? Your time is? Your

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Speaker 4: time is out? You think about that? Later makes muffin

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Speaker 4: Madison Monroe Mason. Oh my gosh, dang it president again.

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Speaker 4: I know that's what sucks. I forgot it. It's like

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Speaker 4: something with Victoria. Oh Jess wants to make muffin some

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Speaker 4: first few presidents. It's really fun.

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Speaker 2: Send it on over the scoreboard and see how you

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Speaker 2: guys did with producer bread. All right, Crystal, Yeah, one correct?

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Speaker 2: Victoria actually got two correct? Crazy RESTful? Wait, I also

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Speaker 2: get one of your girls. Victoria wins. Yes, Victoria, you

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Speaker 2: get one of my girl Scott picking boxes. But Crystal,

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Speaker 2: you still get Tina Fanamy Poller tickets just for playing.

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Speaker 4: Awesome, great, congratulations, All right, cool, that's fun. Let's see

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Speaker 4: what the answers are with.

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Speaker 3: Nina, so an angle if it's greater than ninety degrees

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Speaker 3: is a Toyota Corolla. What doci's hit what it is?

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Speaker 3: Samples TLC's nineteen ninety nine hit No Scrubs approximately that one.

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Speaker 4: Victoria, Umm, I'm pretty sure. I just think of Gray's

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Speaker 4: Amadamy because like the scrubs like a nurse. But isn't

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Speaker 4: it the one where I want no scrub? Scrub?

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Speaker 5: Is the guy get no?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, best kindam so you know it? Good job.

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Speaker 2: But if you think about it, the scrubs the other

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Speaker 2: way is probably most women are like I want the scrubs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, probably gonna be a doctor, right right right? She

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Speaker 4: didn't know that guy was on his way to the hospital.

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Speaker 4: I would like a scrub.

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Speaker 3: Humans are ninety eight percent of our DNA with chimpanzees

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Speaker 3: close say. Mccraye is from Canada and the fourth President

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Speaker 3: of the United States is James Madison.

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Speaker 4: Oh I thought that one, so I got three? Right? Okay, Crystal,

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Speaker 4: what thank you for playing?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Thank you. We play versus have a good day?

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Speaker 2: Who We play you versus Victoria the same time every

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Speaker 2: single weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria, you

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Speaker 2: can always dm us at the Jubil Show or you

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Speaker 2: can go to the Jubil Show dot com and fill

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Speaker 2: out the form there to play Victoria.

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Speaker 4: And that's two wins in a row. How are you feeling? Honestly,

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Speaker 4: really well? I think it should have been three points

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Speaker 4: instead of two, but that just proves my acronym works.

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Speaker 4: I don't remember it right now. It's a game of speed. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and I can't wait a half an hour to answer

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Speaker 4: her question. I was my brain. Yes, Victoria. Victoria's muffins

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Speaker 4: is a thing. I think it's my like some something

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Speaker 4: calm of Victoria.

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Speaker 5: Because yeah, when Victoria listens back to this on the podcast,

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Speaker 5: by the way, available at the Jubilshow dot com, she

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Speaker 5: will see that it took her a half an hour

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Speaker 5: to answer that question.

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Speaker 4: You're dramatic, but yes, probably all right, Well, good job, Champ,

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Speaker 4: Thank you