Speaker 1: Previously on the Princess of South Beach. Estraya and Maria
Speaker 1: del Carmin's plan to find something incriminating about luisagn Esteban
Speaker 1: was interrupted again, this time by an unexpected photo shoot
Speaker 1: for teen Vogue. Esteban met with Julian, an old friend
Speaker 1: who agreed to fund this Stevan's campaign for mayor, and
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Nacho got a threatening voicemail that said, why
Speaker 1: aren't you answering your phone? Nacho? You know you can't
Speaker 1: hide from us. We know where you are, where you live,
Speaker 1: where your son lives. So you'd better pay us what
Speaker 1: you owe us, because we'd really hate for another accident
Speaker 1: to happen. Oh shit, a Bobby, what's up? Where are
Speaker 1: you at home? I'm just getting ready to see Clodia. Bobby.
Speaker 1: My date was not so great. I don't know how
Speaker 1: poor people do romance. I need you to do me
Speaker 1: a favor, go to my like to help you out.
Speaker 1: But I'm about to head out. Yeah, Clodia has a
Speaker 1: teen Vote photo shoot and they're gonna no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: there's there's no time for that. Me. I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: asking you if it wasn't important. There's a key to
Speaker 1: a safety deposit box hidden under the Bible in my nightstand.
Speaker 1: Take it to the bank and take all the cash.
Speaker 1: You see, it should be about sixty thousand dollars sixty yeah,
Speaker 1: don't talk just for once, listen. Put the money inside
Speaker 1: a briefcase and take it to the address I'm about
Speaker 1: to give you. Do you have a pen? Even? Why
Speaker 1: don't you just text me or Facebook? Cool? I opened
Speaker 1: my MySpace. I'm not gonna face, but just find a pen. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I got one? Okay, sorry, Bobby, Oh, okay, right, roll
Speaker 1: write this down? Right. It's better that there's no record. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you writing it down? All right? Five five seven? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god? Five five seven? Oh, I'm so sorry. This game? Right? Us?
Speaker 1: Have I forgot? All right? Us? Have it? This game? He?
Speaker 1: I asked c A y N Boulevard, Bulevard. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I know, okay, I'll figure it out. I'll ask people.
Speaker 1: I'll ask people on the street. Boy, oh boy, nacho,
Speaker 1: Now what did you get yourself into and where are
Speaker 1: you sending Raoul? Well, before we find out, let's check
Speaker 1: in on Maria, who will be flying solo at the
Speaker 1: photo shoot. Mm hmm, see better, I let her know
Speaker 1: that was Raoul. He said to send you his most
Speaker 1: sincere apologies. He's got some emergency. What you're going to
Speaker 1: have to do the photo shoot and interview all by yourself? Wait,
Speaker 1: there's an interview, so or I'll have to answer questions
Speaker 1: about myself by myself. Yes, well, that's genuinely how interviews work. Hello, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm a little early. I'm I'm Andres Reyes from teen Vote.
Speaker 1: See the reporter Andres. It's so nice to put such
Speaker 1: a handsome face to a name. Finally, I wanted to
Speaker 1: thank you for your wonderful treatment of the Calderon family
Speaker 1: all of these years. Some reporters have no integrity, but
Speaker 1: I have always found you to be very fair. Even
Speaker 1: in the article about the tragic incident involving our Shetland
Speaker 1: ponies make out rest their souls, you still treated us
Speaker 1: with the respect we deserve, of course, Missus Calderon, please
Speaker 1: please call me Louisa. All right? By the way, did
Speaker 1: you say your name is Andres Reyes as in the
Speaker 1: San Francisco Reyes, the ones with the chocolate company. Great family.
Speaker 1: They once lent me their private plane to go to Vegas.
Speaker 1: The plane was small, but time no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not the same reis m. I'm of the Liberty City. Yes,
Speaker 1: my dad's a mail man. Ah. I see, well, wonderful,
Speaker 1: dignified work. Everyone needs mail, right Anyway, I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: say that we won't be able to make it today.
Speaker 1: Oh um, okay, uh yeah yeah. My editor was expecting
Speaker 1: interviews with both Raoul and Gloria because of the wedding
Speaker 1: and whatnot. See see, Well, it just seems you'll have
Speaker 1: to make do with just Gloria today. That won't be
Speaker 1: a problem, right, No, no, no, no no, no, no, of
Speaker 1: course not. I will make it work. Seriously. I also
Speaker 1: have to thank you for asking me specifically to write
Speaker 1: this article. This will be my first time writing the
Speaker 1: cover story. Plus the whole office is jealous that I
Speaker 1: get to interview this year's sexiest woman. I mean because
Speaker 1: of the article in Maxim you know, not not that
Speaker 1: I don't think you're sexy. I mean I do, look
Speaker 1: at you. You're just I just I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to come onto you. This is a professional environment,
Speaker 1: this is a this is coming out way wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh wow, it is. It is really hot. You're real fast?
Speaker 1: Oh right, do you have asthma? Yeah, how did you know?
Speaker 1: I just I have a sixth sense for for asthma,
Speaker 1: like Bruce willis Gloria? What is going on? Are you okay? Well,
Speaker 1: why don't you accompany me to the kitchen while Gloria
Speaker 1: finishes getting ready? I can tell you all about the
Speaker 1: remodeling we did absolutely right this way. Wow, spiceps are
Speaker 1: very strong. Reporter? Is it all the typing? M? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Why are you freaking out? Do you
Speaker 1: remember that one time you helped me disguise myself and
Speaker 1: leave the house for a bit vaguely? Was that before
Speaker 1: or after I found out you were Glorious orphan twin
Speaker 1: that took her place following a tragic accident? It was before? Well,
Speaker 1: I ended up going to a park to clear my head,
Speaker 1: and when I sat down on one of the benches,
Speaker 1: I ran into this handsome and wise and handsome, very
Speaker 1: handsome guy. He talked for a while and he was
Speaker 1: so understanding and smart, and that was unrest the reporter.
Speaker 1: And there's the guy who's about to interview me about
Speaker 1: my life as Gloria. Oh great, but if he recognizes me,
Speaker 1: I mean I told him my name was Maria. What
Speaker 1: if he realizes there's something off. What am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? That's not like a you problem.
Speaker 1: What you told me you were gonna help me look
Speaker 1: for evidence. You could have canceled all of this. But
Speaker 1: once again, no, no, no, Miss Maria chose to play
Speaker 1: princess for the day so you can figure this one
Speaker 1: out all by your damn sill No, I study up.
Speaker 1: Please don't be mad at me. I know I messed up,
Speaker 1: and I should have stuck to the plan. Yes you should.
Speaker 1: But if I messed this up, then everyone will find
Speaker 1: out I'm not really Gloria and the whole plan will
Speaker 1: be ruined. Terra, I need you. We're in this together.
Speaker 1: Help me please. All right, fine, I told you about
Speaker 1: touching me. Sorry, but I'm not just doing this for you.
Speaker 1: I want to see that is one more time. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: I never fed a sexual attraction towards a jawline before,
Speaker 1: but here we are. I know, right, It's like Brad
Speaker 1: Pitt and Ricky Martin had a baby, and that baby
Speaker 1: grew up and met Anademas and Shakira's baby, and then
Speaker 1: those two babies had another baby, and he's that baby.
Speaker 1: He could be my baby. You know, I don't even
Speaker 1: like dudes, but I would let him hit it twice.
Speaker 1: Any Who, Now that Maria and Estralla have made up,
Speaker 1: let's check in on Luisa and that as mad at
Speaker 1: Kadi andres as she gives him a tour of the house. Luisa,
Speaker 1: is this a portrait of your father? No? That's me?
Speaker 1: Oh obviously, I think it's the angle and the light
Speaker 1: and that kind of Um. Do you know how much
Speaker 1: longer it'll take for Gloria to get ready? Here? I am? Oh, wow,
Speaker 1: how you look very beautiful? I mean, like, you know
Speaker 1: how good you're looking? Stuff? Did you do you stub
Speaker 1: your toe? You're you're limping a bit? Ah? No, uh no,
Speaker 1: I am just thought that good with high heels? Good one.
Speaker 1: She obviously knows how to walk in high heels because
Speaker 1: she's a professional model. How to model not know how
Speaker 1: to walk in heels? I mean, does she just want?
Speaker 1: Did you want to do covity? Oh? Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: what I know about models. Um, okay, why don't we
Speaker 1: start off with some photos right here in the foyer? Yeah? Sure, Well, no,
Speaker 1: I'll leave you to it. I have to go see
Speaker 1: my hair dresser Estrada come along. No, um, I mean
Speaker 1: what if I get thirsty? I need her to stay
Speaker 1: here with me to to bring me water. Okay, better, Gloria,
Speaker 1: don't get too friendly with the hell because she'll get lazy.
Speaker 1: I am I visible, I'm right here. Okay, bye bye
Speaker 1: ya okay, um. Yeah, let's start with a little uh
Speaker 1: sexy pose. No, okay, that that looks like it hurts.
Speaker 1: Try to try to smile. Yeah, let's do a smile. No,
Speaker 1: definitely not that. Okay, Sorry, I'm not I'm not used
Speaker 1: to being the center of attention. But you've been doing
Speaker 1: this for years? Don't you like it? Oh? Um? Boys, yes, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know what do you mean? I just sometimes
Speaker 1: feel like there are two glorious metaphorically speaking like a metaphor, yeah,
Speaker 1: really metaphorically, the one in the magazines and the one
Speaker 1: in real life, and which one is in front of
Speaker 1: me right now? Since the accident, I feel like the
Speaker 1: real one is the only one who made it out alive.
Speaker 1: Water water? Does anyone need water? Okay? Tell me about
Speaker 1: the accident. How do you feel good? Why don't I
Speaker 1: still find myself forgetting little things like where did I
Speaker 1: leave the car keys. What is my name? But generally
Speaker 1: I feel good. I imagine it hasn't been easy having
Speaker 1: to keep up with appearances after such a traumatic experience.
Speaker 1: You have no idea. Excuse me, but isn't this article
Speaker 1: supposed to be about the wedding? So why don't we
Speaker 1: have shift gears here? Ding ding ah cec of course.
Speaker 1: One second, let me get my questions. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: how are things with Raoul? Oh he's been by my
Speaker 1: side constantly? Tell me about him? What's your favorite thing
Speaker 1: about him? When? He is very romantic and he loves
Speaker 1: a good metaphor? Oh, then he's tall. See, Oh, Gloria,
Speaker 1: don't be so modest. He always brings her her favorite
Speaker 1: kind of bread in the morning. I mean, what a guy.
Speaker 1: He's very detail oriented. He always remembers anniversaries. He even
Speaker 1: remembers when her period starts. Wow. Just the little things
Speaker 1: like that, and like always bringing her her favorite kind
Speaker 1: of bread. These two love bread. And he always smells
Speaker 1: like like a field after it rain. You have my
Speaker 1: permission to use that description, and I pretty good with worth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, But I would love to hear this from Gloria. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: everything she said, Okay, um, well, how long have you
Speaker 1: been together? Oh? Um? I feel like we've met in
Speaker 1: several different lifetimes, so impossible to say exactly how many years, right, right,
Speaker 1: But if you were to count them in normal human years,
Speaker 1: it would be seven, yeah, exactly seven seven human years.
Speaker 1: But if we did our years, it would be a
Speaker 1: hundred twenty five I sought out in the History Channel.
Speaker 1: All right, haven't seen a more awkward scene since that
Speaker 1: one time Luisa tried to kiss Justin Bieber at our
Speaker 1: Christmas party. Hey, tea lovers, it's me Tatiana. Obviously. Boy,
Speaker 1: do we have a juicy scoop for you on the
Speaker 1: Next Tea with Tatiana Estevan Calderon's campaign is apparently going well.
Speaker 1: At least that's what the polls say. I know, shocking
Speaker 1: must be thanks to all that careful planning he's been
Speaker 1: doing in his Lincoln Aviator GT. But anyway, next week
Speaker 1: we interview one of his most unorthodox of opponents, and
Speaker 1: believe me, you do not want to miss this. All Right,
Speaker 1: that's it for now, but be sure to tune in
Speaker 1: next time for more scandalous rumors about the Calderones on
Speaker 1: the Next Tea with Tatiana. Okay, um, why don't we
Speaker 1: Why don't we try something a little more intimate? Can
Speaker 1: you leave us alone for a little bit? Interesting idea?
Speaker 1: There were porterman, But what if she gets thirsty? How
Speaker 1: how you know you know where the water is? It's
Speaker 1: so right? I think I got this. You sure about that? Glory?
Speaker 1: I'm fine? Okay, Well, I'll be right there in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a kitchen is? Remember? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: be right there, So you call me if you need
Speaker 1: water bonds. I'm writing that kitchen. Are you two speaking
Speaker 1: in code? No? No, I'm just chronically dehydrated. Um, what
Speaker 1: were you asking? Chronically dehydrated? Right, Gloria, I've been reporting
Speaker 1: on your family for years now, and I have to
Speaker 1: admit you are nothing like what I was expecting at all.
Speaker 1: What what do you mean? I don't know. My colleagues
Speaker 1: had told me that you had a reputation for being
Speaker 1: kind of a handful. Yeah, no, I've heard. I mean,
Speaker 1: how dare you speak to me that way? Well? My
Speaker 1: point is, I look, I feel like that callous persona
Speaker 1: is an act. A big part of my job is
Speaker 1: reading people like you are the opposite of what people
Speaker 1: think you are. This is gonna sound weird, but I
Speaker 1: feel like I know you. What. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not no, no no. I mean there's someone behind
Speaker 1: that facade, and I would love to bring that out
Speaker 1: in my article. Beyond Raoul and your marriage and the
Speaker 1: dresses and the gossip. I want to see the real
Speaker 1: person behind the Gloria Calderon I like her better. There's
Speaker 1: there's someone here who deserves to be seen for exactly
Speaker 1: who she is. I don't think that's a good idea. Please,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be right now. I feel like
Speaker 1: I want to get to know you for the article. Obviously,
Speaker 1: just for the article. For the article. Yes, maybe not
Speaker 1: just just for the article. But maybe I'm interested in
Speaker 1: getting to know you. Oh sorry, this is inappropriate. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what got into me. I interview beautiful
Speaker 1: women all the time. No, not to brag. I'm not bragging.
Speaker 1: I just I bring it up because I don't Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I don't connect with people this way. I you're disarming,
Speaker 1: which is a weird way to describe a woman, considering
Speaker 1: it sounds like a war term. But there's something about you.
Speaker 1: Oh god, all right, I'll have a coworker, reach out,
Speaker 1: you schedule this interview. I wait, I am, I am
Speaker 1: so sorry? And just what are you doing? You talked
Speaker 1: about this and Darby stop? Wait wait wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: don't go. I just crossed a line. No wait, I
Speaker 1: not just want I crossed several lines, and I deeply
Speaker 1: a pause. I feel like you're the first person in
Speaker 1: a long time who sees me for who I am.
Speaker 1: Did you really mean that you like me more than
Speaker 1: the Gloria Carleron? Absolutely? Why are you walking towards me
Speaker 1: like that? Kiss me? Hi? There's Amio now the Virgin
Speaker 1: Mary herself, Maria del Garman wants to get it on
Speaker 1: with the reporter. He's hot, but he has asthma and glasses.
Speaker 1: Oh anyway, well, we'll have to see how this plays out,
Speaker 1: because I don't think Raoul like this at all. If
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