WEBVTT - DONKEY: Catholic Priest Claims Jesus ‘Died With An Erection’ During Crucifixion

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for donkey as the tea. I mean, don't

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<v Speaker 1>go today no more. They should be embarrassed by what

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<v Speaker 1>they already did. I'm not making these people do these.

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<v Speaker 2>Days called donkey of the day and it really caught

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<v Speaker 2>me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey of

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<v Speaker 2>the day today.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, jess hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>Donkey today for Thursday May sixteenth goes to Father Thomas Mchel.

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<v Speaker 3>He is a fifty three year old American Catholic priest

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<v Speaker 3>who preaches in the UK. He's got people talking, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>he's pissed off some folks because he was given some

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<v Speaker 3>details about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. And these are

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<v Speaker 3>details that nobody asked for a right. I trust me

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<v Speaker 3>when I tell you that nothing he said in regards

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<v Speaker 3>to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ was necessary.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's not waste any time.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like to know what Father Thomas Mchel had

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<v Speaker 3>to say about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ during the

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<v Speaker 3>sermon on Good Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to the Express News report for the breakdown. Please.

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<v Speaker 4>Parishioners were shocked after priest went into lurid detail about

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<v Speaker 4>the death of Jesus. Father Thomas McHale fifty three delivered

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<v Speaker 4>a sermon at Our Blessed Lady Immacula in the town

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<v Speaker 4>of Concept on Good Friday. The American pastor told the

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<v Speaker 4>congregation of seventy five to one hundred people that because

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<v Speaker 4>of how crucifixion works, Jesus blood would have rushed to

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<v Speaker 4>his lower body. He told people, Jesus died with an erection.

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<v Speaker 4>The church was shocked. There were young families there. Mikhail,

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<v Speaker 4>who is American and has been working at this parish

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<v Speaker 4>for more than a decade, is still working at the

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<v Speaker 4>same parish despite his eyebrow raising comments.

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<v Speaker 3>Holy hard On Batman, Catholic priests are never going to

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<v Speaker 3>beat allegations. Okay, at this point, whatever they say, y'all did,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all did it. Out of all the things there is

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<v Speaker 3>to learn about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, you could

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<v Speaker 3>be teaching about forgiveness, because Jesus forgave the people who

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<v Speaker 3>killed him, showing the importance of forgiveness. You could be

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<v Speaker 3>teaching about love. Jesus taught that there is no greater

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<v Speaker 3>love than the laid down one's life for friends. He

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<v Speaker 3>also taught to love your enemies and pray for those

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<v Speaker 3>who persecute you. You could be teaching about suffering because

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus suffered to show us that certain sufferings bring good

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<v Speaker 3>results in the and he encouraged us to face suffering

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<v Speaker 3>confidently and with courage. But no, you want to be

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<v Speaker 3>in church talking about Jesus' cock clock going from six

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<v Speaker 3>to twelve. You want to be in church teaching about

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus Hebrew Hammel. You are trying to complete, okay, the whole,

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<v Speaker 3>the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to.

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<v Speaker 3>Corrupt the whole Jesus Rising story. Okay, And I for

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<v Speaker 3>one am lost on the reason why and the stories

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<v Speaker 3>I read. It says you were focused on religious symbolism,

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<v Speaker 3>the words deferrection. You know you heard in the news

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<v Speaker 3>report something about the physical reaction of men who die

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<v Speaker 3>by hanging or.

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<v Speaker 1>Other forms of execution. No, okay, listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Matthew twenty six thirty eight says, when Jesus confided in

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<v Speaker 3>his disciples, he said, my soul is very.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorrowful, even to death. And we know the.

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<v Speaker 3>Physical pain he endured because of the gruesome death he

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<v Speaker 3>suffered on the cross. What Jesus was simply saying was

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<v Speaker 3>life is hard. Okay, life, Father Michael, life is hard,

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<v Speaker 3>not his penis. So I just don't under staying to

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<v Speaker 3>point our purpose of speaking on Jesus' erection in the pulpit.

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<v Speaker 1>Are anywhere for that matter? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>This makes communions sound a lot different. Women may or

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<v Speaker 3>may not be talking about that Lord Wafer when they

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<v Speaker 3>say they put in the body of Christ in their mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you know how sick you have to be

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<v Speaker 1>to be in the pulpit preaching about Jesus' penis?

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<v Speaker 3>This man, Father Michel, is trying to shift the whole

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<v Speaker 3>tone of the Bible.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be scriptures.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not even gonna be able to hear the same

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<v Speaker 3>because of Father McHale. Matthew twenty eighty six says he

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<v Speaker 3>is not here, for he is risen. As he said,

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<v Speaker 3>come see the place where the Lord lay. That sounded

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<v Speaker 3>like something out of his ain sex book. Now, Matthew

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<v Speaker 3>twenty four forty four. So you must also be ready,

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<v Speaker 3>because this son and man will come at an hour

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<v Speaker 3>when you do not expect him. Nasty, nasty Genesis eighteen fourteen,

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<v Speaker 3>is anything too hard for the Lord?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? What are we doing all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Deuteronomy fifteen eighteen. It shall not seem hard unto the

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<v Speaker 3>Jeremiah thirty two twenty seven. Behold, I am the Lord,

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<v Speaker 3>the God of all flesh. Is there anything too hard

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<v Speaker 3>for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? The fund the Catholic priests, it is time. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>They do not need any damn thing. They need to

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<v Speaker 3>have a reset. Please give Father Thomas McHale the sweet

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<v Speaker 3>sounds of the Hamiltons.

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<v Speaker 5>You ally, oh the day, ye oh the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye Now you need donk yo to day two?

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<v Speaker 1>What I do?

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<v Speaker 2>You tried it and your clown because quoting all them

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<v Speaker 2>scriptures like that, reading them with like a midnight ladon

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<v Speaker 2>black voice like you do sex radio or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was him. He changed the tone.

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<v Speaker 2>He did not quote those scriptures came from the by yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and he don't have no birds home little voice like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why you read it like that?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't read it like anything. I just read

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<v Speaker 3>the scripture. All I said was Duteronomy fifteen eighteen. It

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<v Speaker 3>shall not seem hard unto the Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>The only reason you feel like that now.

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<v Speaker 3>Is because of what this man said about Jesus crucifixion

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<v Speaker 3>in the direction. If I would have said this scripture yesterday,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's saying voice, you wouldn't have thought nothing of it. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 3>go ahead, young Morgan Freeman, go ahead, young Voice of God.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you a question. Nope, read your text.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say that? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>He did, he did very clear, yep, and we understand

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<v Speaker 2>it very click because they had no essen those words.

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<v Speaker 1>Those were all.

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<v Speaker 2>Non lesbian words.

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<v Speaker 1>And he said it very clear. Forget it, forget it

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Thank you for that. Donkey to Day, I

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<v Speaker 1>said that, yes you did, you did, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, yes and your presentation, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I stopped talking.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes you did.

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