Speaker 1: Kutbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the.
Speaker 1: A Everywhere and a very good Saturday. It is the
Speaker 1: sixteenth day of December as we are recording this podcast,
Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio.
Speaker 1: Because five nights a week or not enough on the
Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show. And we thank you for following the podcast.
Speaker 1: Tell a friend, give the gift of the podcast. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't think of a better gift that people would want,
Speaker 1: Danny then this podcast. And it doesn't cost you anything,
Speaker 1: but it comes from the heart. It comes from the heart.
Speaker 1: And then when they slap you and they treat you
Speaker 1: like you know, you are Nurkic and they are Draymond Green,
Speaker 1: you know it just it's their problem. It's not your problem,
Speaker 1: it's their proplem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a couple of those Valor Militia stickers
Speaker 3: left over. So what I'm gonna do this Christmas is
Speaker 3: put those in the kids stockings and then on their iPhones.
Speaker 3: I'll send them a link to this podcast and there
Speaker 3: you go. Christmas shopping finished.
Speaker 1: And a family tradition is born. And what a great
Speaker 1: family tradition.
Speaker 3: And also be voted worst Dad of the year.
Speaker 1: No, no, I think Cole will not say anything. I
Speaker 1: think it will be like, this is great, and this
Speaker 1: is wonderful, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: He might arf, though, he might barf.
Speaker 1: Look it's kid barth though. So on this podcast we
Speaker 1: have the Day the Laughter Died, Exciting where everybody knows
Speaker 1: your name, Gremlin Hunters, the Idiom of the Week, and Backscratcher.
Speaker 1: So that is supposed to be all of the great content.
Speaker 1: But who knows. Maybe we won't get to all of
Speaker 1: that content. But that's the plan. The plan is to
Speaker 1: get to all of that stuff. But we'll begin with
Speaker 1: this partying is is never a good thing. It's never
Speaker 1: a good thing. So on the Overnight Show, we do
Speaker 1: a segment on Fridays called Lame Jokes of the Week.
Speaker 1: I've been doing this for years and listeners send in jokes.
Speaker 1: I get so many jokes I can't use because they're
Speaker 1: off color jokes, and we got to be careful these
Speaker 1: days with all the wokesters who want to get you.
Speaker 1: So we don't use a lot of those, but we
Speaker 1: use lizo jokes and weed Man Hippie jokes. Those are
Speaker 1: the two jokes we use a lot. America's favorite hobo
Speaker 1: at it again. So weed Man Hippie is his name.
Speaker 1: If you missed the show on Friday, I do recommend
Speaker 1: going back and downloading our three because we got a
Speaker 1: big scoop in the middle of our three. So if
Speaker 1: you didn't listen, let me give you the brief recap
Speaker 1: here the condensed recap. Over the past month, I have
Speaker 1: been unable to get a hold of Weedman now. He
Speaker 1: lives in Miami. We have a number for him. He
Speaker 1: has been the laugh track on the show. Used to
Speaker 1: be a regular caller, but now he's pretty much just
Speaker 1: the laugh track for lame jokes. And he got ejected.
Speaker 1: He got thrown out of his home in Miami, so
Speaker 1: he's living on the streets now. He's looking for a place,
Speaker 1: trying to get back into this program that'll give him
Speaker 1: a free place to live. So he's down on his luck,
Speaker 1: but he always answers my calls and he always wants
Speaker 1: to be on the show because he uses the listeners
Speaker 1: to try to get money. So as the laugh track
Speaker 1: of the show, we started to get a little concern
Speaker 1: because he wasn't answering his phone. It was going right
Speaker 1: to voicemail. And then this week, a couple of days ago,
Speaker 1: we call up his phone. I call up his phone
Speaker 1: and the phone has been completely disconnected. So this is
Speaker 1: a bad sign. So we had to activate the malor
Speaker 1: investigative Arm. Yeah, we brought in the investigators to try
Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of this. Where was Weedman
Speaker 1: and a dateline Detective Land South Florida edition the Search
Speaker 1: for Billy because that's that's his name, Billy. He goes
Speaker 1: by the moniker weed Man. So I'll let you in
Speaker 1: behind the curtain here. And this part is really we
Speaker 1: really know laugh and matter. We have people that call
Speaker 1: this show the Overnight Show, not this show. Nobody calls
Speaker 1: this ship. But the people on the Overnight Show got
Speaker 1: people that are part of society were sometimes they're alone,
Speaker 1: they don't have a lot of family, down on their luck,
Speaker 1: those kinds of situations. So they find the ship and
Speaker 1: they become part of our little family. And then sometimes
Speaker 1: we don't hear from them. We get concerned and so
Speaker 1: we have to look. And the first place we look
Speaker 1: we go right for the worst possible scenario. So we
Speaker 1: looked at the We go to the morgues and try
Speaker 1: to figure out, you know, names of people that just
Speaker 1: died and see if we can find anybody.
Speaker 3: We have a lot of listeners there.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately I have more people that are there than are
Speaker 1: probably listening now. But we checked to see the recently deceased.
Speaker 1: It's a sad reality now. Fortunately nobody buy the name
Speaker 1: that we know, the real name, legal name of weed Man,
Speaker 1: hippie croaked. Nobody croaked by that name in South Florida
Speaker 1: that we could find. There were a number of peop
Speaker 1: them at their untimely to mind, they were not named
Speaker 1: the same name as we. So then after that, where
Speaker 1: do you think we moved next?
Speaker 3: Danny.
Speaker 1: Once we've gone through the morgues to see who's died,
Speaker 1: where do we go now?
Speaker 3: Hospitals?
Speaker 1: No, we no, we went police blotter. We went police
Speaker 1: blotter because we were like, okay, so he's not dead.
Speaker 3: Oh so you're thinking arrest before injury.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if he's in the hospital, his phone would
Speaker 1: still be working, we assumed, right, So we're like, if
Speaker 1: he's arrested, they might have done something.
Speaker 3: So yea, his phone could be inside an evidence bag exactly.
Speaker 1: So we moved to the police blotter and Bullseye ding
Speaker 1: ding ding ding Ding. Kooperloop uncovered through the police blotter that, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the day the laughter died, but not weed Man. He
Speaker 1: did not die. Our friend weed Man Hippie, back on
Speaker 1: Novae number twenty fifth, was arrested in Miami Dade County
Speaker 1: and his mugshot is all over the interweb now and
Speaker 1: you might have seen it. Some of the fans of
Speaker 1: the show have found it. Oh no, oh sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: so weed Man Hippie. This is heightweight age, everything there.
Speaker 1: He was arrested on three charges. Do you want to
Speaker 1: hear the charges, Danny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to, all right.
Speaker 1: So he was charged with tampering with physical evidence, attempted
Speaker 1: tampering with physical evidence. He was charged with cannabis possession.
Speaker 1: How appropriate is that? We'd Man Hippie was charged with
Speaker 1: cannabis possession twenty grams or less. Also misdemeanor indecent exposure
Speaker 1: that's Miami Beach, Sydney Ordnance. WHOA, yeah, so which of
Speaker 1: those do you think is the most serious charge? The
Speaker 1: decent exposure, that's what I thought, But believe it or not,
Speaker 1: that's not I was shocked that they don't really care
Speaker 1: about that. That's because I have the bond. The price
Speaker 1: of bond here, the bond on indecent exposure is the lowest.
Speaker 1: That's five hundred dollars bond.
Speaker 3: I guess there are used to lots of naked people
Speaker 3: running around the streets there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh sure, South Beach. I mean you've been there.
Speaker 1: I've been there where. It's quite the scene and cannabis
Speaker 1: that shocking. People are still getting arrested for this, but
Speaker 1: bond was a thousand. The big one is the tampering
Speaker 1: with physical evidence. That is a felony. He's weet man,
Speaker 1: He's fasing a felony charge and that bond is five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars so in order for him to get out early,
Speaker 1: and he did have a court date on Friday yesterday,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what happened with that. I have
Speaker 1: not seen that posted anywhere, but five thousand dollars bond
Speaker 1: for the tampering with physical evidence, thousand dollars bond for cannabis,
Speaker 1: and five hundred so that's sixty five hundred dollars. He's
Speaker 1: got no money other than a couple of bucks the
Speaker 1: government gives him every month because he's that poor. So
Speaker 1: and he's gonna have a he's gonna have one of
Speaker 1: those lawyers that are core assigned public defender that's not
Speaker 1: gonna go well. So this is quite the mess, quite
Speaker 1: the mess or our friend weed Man hippie. So we'll
Speaker 1: see what happens. And I guess if he goes to jail,
Speaker 1: that's where everybody knows his name, possibly right, maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know. He's been arrested a few times. I love you.
Speaker 3: Our holiday plans are gonna slightly be better than weed Ban's.
Speaker 3: We've talked about Disneyland on this podcast the past few weekends,
Speaker 3: and usually when they come up in conversation, it's about
Speaker 3: the price, right. Yeah, So my better half she always
Speaker 3: does this thing around this time of the year. She says,
Speaker 3: you know how tight money is right now, And I'm
Speaker 3: like yeah, She's like, let's make it even tighter by
Speaker 3: planning a trip to Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, so her.
Speaker 3: Big idea, All right, it'll cost less money if instead
Speaker 3: of doing gifts, we just do a Disneyland trip on Christmas.
Speaker 1: Wrong, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Not sure how much money it saved us, big Ben,
Speaker 3: But we do have plans to go to the park
Speaker 3: on Christmas Day and I guess the day after that.
Speaker 3: So a two day journey inside Walt Disney's dream come true.
Speaker 3: And his vision, of course, was not two hundred dollars
Speaker 3: tickets for each person. But we paid that money. Now,
Speaker 3: how did my wife he get that money for the tickets?
Speaker 1: Rob banks?
Speaker 3: She didn't rob banks.
Speaker 1: OnlyFans, account No, no, OnlyFans.
Speaker 3: She didn't go back to her previous life in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Okay, show girl. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Instead she told me, all right, she's a travel agent.
Speaker 3: She said, I'm gonna work the phones until I can't
Speaker 3: work the phones no more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got some money.
Speaker 3: Here, and my part, Ben of this trip, I'm going
Speaker 3: to pay for all the food. All right. So that's
Speaker 3: gonna be a hefty amount because.
Speaker 1: Here's here's what.
Speaker 3: Here's what.
Speaker 1: You just make a bunch of like peanut butter and
Speaker 1: jelly sandwich is put in a locker. That's what that's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some warm PBJ sandwiches in a Disneyland locker. I'm
Speaker 3: sure that'll go over great with the family.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you just point out. Listen, here's what we're
Speaker 1: eating today. Here's what's on the menu.
Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, yeah, I wish it was that easy.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna have to budget quite a bit of
Speaker 3: money here. But she said, look for me to get
Speaker 3: the ticket money. All I need from you each morning
Speaker 3: when you leave the school, go to the Starbucks and
Speaker 3: bring me. Here's a life hack, boys and girls, if
Speaker 3: you need a lot of energy, get a venty.
Speaker 1: Black ice racist.
Speaker 3: No water, mango base. This is the potion. This is
Speaker 3: the power potion. If she gets one of these into
Speaker 3: her system, she could work the phones for hours, even
Speaker 3: with the baby on her hip.
Speaker 1: No, how much does that cost? Is that a fifteen
Speaker 1: dollars drink or something like that?
Speaker 3: Thank god, it's not. It's a five I think it's
Speaker 3: four ninety five With a dollar tip. That's six bucks. Okay.
Speaker 1: And here after that, you seize the day, right right?
Speaker 3: I go in there, Ben, this is now, I guess
Speaker 3: like my fourth or fifth day in a row. And
Speaker 3: the lady looks at me as I walk in and
Speaker 3: she says, good morning, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Oh me, WHOA, Like, no, they.
Speaker 3: Freaking know my name in here? Now? Yeah, I feel
Speaker 3: trapped now because I wasn't sure whether or not I
Speaker 3: should be leaving tips for this overpriced drink and she's
Speaker 3: having like these little take good morning conversations with me.
Speaker 3: So now I feel obligated to leave a tip.
Speaker 1: Oh she guilted you into a tip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So on Friday, I was like, man, I gotta
Speaker 3: gave her at least one dollar for each iced tea
Speaker 3: that I've had the past couple of days. So I
Speaker 3: gave her a crisp five dollars bill. But this is
Speaker 3: what I don't like at these places. Ben. Instead of
Speaker 3: her taking and I wanted her to have it, instead
Speaker 3: of her putting it in her pocket, she put it
Speaker 3: in that stupid plastic cube.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think why I think they're forced to
Speaker 1: do that, aren't they.
Speaker 3: That's bullshit? I agree, And I don't want that money
Speaker 3: going to the other knuckleheads there behind the counter right
Speaker 3: through with you.
Speaker 1: I mean, these companies have these policies. You can't take
Speaker 1: any back. Like I've I've told the story on the
Speaker 1: pocage before I've lost my wallet. Somebody's found my wallet
Speaker 1: at the grocery store and I tried to give them
Speaker 1: some money, and they're like, we can't take the money
Speaker 1: I wanted. How can you not take the money? I
Speaker 1: want to give you the money? I don't know you are,
Speaker 1: and I like, the the worst we've talked about this
Speaker 1: is the the kiosk that you go to at the
Speaker 1: grid when you're checking out at the market and you're
Speaker 1: the one that has to scan the groceries and all.
Speaker 3: That, And then these motherfuckers at Target and Walmart in
Speaker 3: places like that, they'll have like only one or two
Speaker 3: lanes open nowadays, even during the holidays, so they make
Speaker 3: you scan all your own items. They make you do
Speaker 3: all the work, and then you got to stand in
Speaker 3: a line so they could check your receipt.
Speaker 1: And the funniest if you if you go to like Walmart.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll go there and I'll just get like one
Speaker 1: item and they still you have to have your receipt
Speaker 1: like checked or like what's the point? You know, It's like,
Speaker 1: there's like two things in my hand here. Am I
Speaker 1: really stealing a thing of bananas? Is that really my move? Here?
Speaker 3: Come on, now, I got to figure out how to
Speaker 3: pay hundreds and hundreds of dollars for food. I'm doing
Speaker 3: the malor math in my head already. I think I'm
Speaker 3: gonna need for two days family of five. I think
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need at least five hundred dollars for the
Speaker 3: food and snacks.
Speaker 1: I think over five hundred.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 1: Damn yeah, I'm take the over on that.
Speaker 3: Oh man, are.
Speaker 1: You going to give them a budget every day?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because every parent knows your kids are going to
Speaker 3: drive you up a wall. As my mom used to say, can.
Speaker 1: I have this?
Speaker 3: Can I have that? So what you do is you
Speaker 3: tell him you have this little budget, don't ask for anything.
Speaker 3: Here's your allowance for the day. Now shut up and
Speaker 3: have fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess Co's got his own own food. I
Speaker 1: need to worry about that.
Speaker 3: Thank god, he nurses for free.
Speaker 1: You go, you got you're savings some money on that.
Speaker 1: Just wait a few years and it's over. We have
Speaker 1: What do we have here? This is any meaning? Oh?
Speaker 1: This story? I wanted to tell this story briefly on
Speaker 1: the pod Gremlin Hunters, so as you know, ever since,
Speaker 1: if you listen to the radio show, which I assume
Speaker 1: you do because you're listening to this show and you're
Speaker 1: hanging out with us. So since COVID, we have had
Speaker 1: a hybrid schedule. Now for two years, we just I
Speaker 1: did the show from home. We didn't.
Speaker 3: I never went to the.
Speaker 1: Studio, but within the last year I go in usually
Speaker 1: three days a week, sometimes less, sometimes more, depends on
Speaker 1: my schedule. But it's a hybrid. So I'm at home
Speaker 1: some of the time. I have a home studio, and
Speaker 1: then I go into work. Let me talk about it.
Speaker 1: It's got ops. So every once in a while I'll
Speaker 1: be doing the show from home and everything goes to hell.
Speaker 1: The thingama jig stops working, the watch McCall it can't
Speaker 1: fix the thingama jig and the gizmo not lighting up,
Speaker 1: and I get off, I get knocked off the air.
Speaker 1: The broadcast line I use goes down. And it has
Speaker 1: happened several times more than I would like. And so
Speaker 1: I did raise Holy Hell for a while to try
Speaker 1: to get a back cup line so this would never
Speaker 1: happen again. There is a way to do it where
Speaker 1: it'll never happen ingenuity, and I did get a little pushback.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie and I don't wanna go inside radio.
Speaker 1: But I did get a little pushback. So then I
Speaker 1: had a big broadcast line go down situation a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago where I had like drive in. It
Speaker 1: was I think Thanksgiving week if I remember, because Iowa
Speaker 1: Sam was gone, so we had Mark was the engineer,
Speaker 1: and it was a big mess. And so I of
Speaker 1: course then complained some more. And the good news is
Speaker 1: they have provided me Danny with a backup line, so
Speaker 1: the Gremlin hunters have one battle. In fact, I actually
Speaker 1: you probably heard me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard you testing the line while I was
Speaker 3: on the air with Covino and Rich.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So I had to get up early, which
Speaker 1: I'm not normally up at that time. And our head
Speaker 1: engineer a very fine gentleman named Currish, and.
Speaker 3: He's a joy. He loves his job.
Speaker 1: Yes he does, absolutely, and so curis. He told me
Speaker 1: what I needed to get and he sent me a
Speaker 1: few items, which I was shocked at that I needed
Speaker 1: just a few things for the backup line. Now my
Speaker 1: hope is I never use this line. My goal is
Speaker 1: to never use this line, because now that I need it,
Speaker 1: I'll probably never use it, right, isn't that the rule?
Speaker 1: Like if you don't if you think you need something
Speaker 1: and get it, you'll never use it.
Speaker 3: Now, I don't want to go to technical or anything,
Speaker 3: but do you have any idea how this backup line works.
Speaker 1: A little bit? It's not actually that difficult. It's it's
Speaker 1: not that complex. It's a I don't get too much
Speaker 1: into how how exactly it works, but.
Speaker 3: It's uh, you know, it's it's it's it's it's like
Speaker 3: hardwired in Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can use a line. Uh, most of
Speaker 1: our connections are internet based now, so this is not
Speaker 1: Internet based. This is something you can you can use
Speaker 1: the Internet, but it's got you.
Speaker 3: It's just like your personal batphone into the network.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was telling of selling the wife. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, we could probably use this like anywhere because
Speaker 1: it doesn't need Internet. So I could like go, as
Speaker 1: long as I have some kind of telephone connection, I
Speaker 1: can get anywhere and do the show. So like mah,
Speaker 1: start traveling, left, join it out, but klakey. I did
Speaker 1: have somebody mentioned there's a great frenchy taco place. Now
Speaker 1: that I mentioned I wanted to do a food review.
Speaker 3: Daddy.
Speaker 1: The guys like, oh, Yeah, there's a place you got
Speaker 1: to go. I got all these emails from people that
Speaker 1: used to either are in LA or used to live
Speaker 1: in LA. They're like, you got to go here. They
Speaker 1: got the greatest you know, so and so and all
Speaker 1: that stuff, like, Okay, we'll see what's going on. The
Speaker 1: idiom of the week, the idiom of the week kind
Speaker 1: of food related here, Spill the beans. Spill the beans,
Speaker 1: the idiom of the week. And this actually dates back
Speaker 1: to ancient Greece, and they're trying to figure out exactly
Speaker 1: where the working hypothesis on this from what I was
Speaker 1: able to uncover on the interweb, the term spill the beans,
Speaker 1: which I like, well, what is it? What is this
Speaker 1: all about? It goes back to ancient Greece, and it
Speaker 1: supposedly derives from the council members and ancient Greece, the
Speaker 1: way they did the election. Everyone that voted used they
Speaker 1: used white beans for yes, that's racist. They used black
Speaker 1: or brown beans for no. When they did a vote,
Speaker 1: and so they would put the beans in a jar.
Speaker 1: And when everyone had voted at this council in ancient Greece,
Speaker 1: everyone's voting, and then they would spill the beans in
Speaker 1: order to figure out who got all the yes votes
Speaker 1: and who won. Oh, that's crazy, nuts, that's awesome. I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, that's a really interesting origin. I wonder
Speaker 1: when they stopped using beans. It's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but the use of the verb spill, as in divulge
Speaker 1: or let out, that's been around since the fifteen hundreds,
Speaker 1: so long long ago, long long ago. So the idiom
Speaker 1: of the week spill the beans, which is disposed a
Speaker 1: secret or reveal something which goes all the way back
Speaker 1: when you're saying that you're honoring ancient Greece elections, council
Speaker 1: member elections, where the council members would vote with beans,
Speaker 1: and that is the idiom of the week. Dude, I
Speaker 1: have a little footie fund. Well, we'll get out on
Speaker 1: foody fund. There's actually one story I really wanted to
Speaker 1: get to and that involves I love ripoff items that
Speaker 1: you can make at home that are just as good
Speaker 1: as the product that you spend a shitload of money on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still want to try your round table ripoff.
Speaker 1: Oh I love the round table. I can send that
Speaker 1: to you. This is Do you like McDonald's fries? Do
Speaker 1: you like the McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Don't eat them often because I know how salty and
Speaker 3: bad they are for you. But as a treat once
Speaker 3: in a while, probably once every six months, those are delicious.
Speaker 3: When they're hot and fresh.
Speaker 1: They're wonderful. Did you know you can actually make the
Speaker 1: McDonald's fries at home a McDonald's a former McDonald's executive
Speaker 1: corporate chef. This We talked about this guy before because
Speaker 1: he's he's spilled literally spilled the beans dandy, as we
Speaker 1: just said on guy in Chicago. Yeah, the guys he's
Speaker 1: like a YouTuber guy. Now he's the guy that told
Speaker 1: us the big Max sauce you can get Walmart. Well,
Speaker 1: you can also get McDonald's french fries at Walmart. Say what? Yeah,
Speaker 1: here's what he said. The former McDonald's executive said, you
Speaker 1: purchase Walmart frozen Great Value, thin cut French fried potatoes.
Speaker 1: He says, the ingredients are almost identical to McDonald's french fries.
Speaker 1: The key here is how you cook the fries to
Speaker 1: get them to taste like McDonald's fries. And he goes
Speaker 1: point by point, this guy, and he said, the oil
Speaker 1: you use is very important for the fryer. You have
Speaker 1: to cook these in small batches. But the key, he said,
Speaker 1: is McDonald's adds beef flavoring to their oil blend to
Speaker 1: cook the fries. So in order to mimic that this
Speaker 1: guy used to be a big shot at McDonald's, said,
Speaker 1: you have to add about two tablespoons of beef tallow
Speaker 1: for every cup of oil. And if you do that,
Speaker 1: he says, he recommends you cook the fries at three
Speaker 1: point sixty the three hundred and seventy degrees and about
Speaker 1: two minutes. Cooked the fries for about two minutes, and
Speaker 1: he says that you'll get McDonald's fries. Uh, and you
Speaker 1: know just kicked. You have to cook them in small batches.
Speaker 1: He said, they're they're very efficient and you just stop
Speaker 1: whenever you get the color you want of the fries.
Speaker 1: So that's, uh, that's pretty cool. Yeah. He also, among
Speaker 1: other items, he pointed out that at all.
Speaker 3: The you ever been to all the Yeah, I actually
Speaker 3: was out one just a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I like all thee but I hate that you have
Speaker 1: to put quarters in to get your shopping cart.
Speaker 3: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: But they said season's choice hash brown patties are the
Speaker 1: closest match on the market if you like McDonald's hash browns.
Speaker 3: Oh, those things are greasy and deep fried. Growth.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He also said the Walmart great value fully cooked
Speaker 1: original pork sausage patties and is the the closest to
Speaker 1: the McDonald's product. And we mentioned the Big Big Mac sauce,
Speaker 1: which is secret sauce at at Walmarts. This guy's a
Speaker 1: gold mine. I do love my McDonald's fries like most people,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna buy this on
Speaker 1: my Walmart. I'm gonna buy a bag of these things,
Speaker 1: is what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: And the next time we visit the Malor Mansion, I
Speaker 3: am gonna request round table knockoff pizza and McDonald's knockoff fries.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing on the on the round table pizza.
Speaker 1: The round table pizza is pretty good, but I have
Speaker 1: absolutely nailed the garlic palmers on twists that that is
Speaker 1: as good. The version I make is as good as
Speaker 1: the round table version.
Speaker 3: So I'll do the marinara sauce to dip them in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do the marin Era. I will make those
Speaker 1: for you, Danny and your your lovely wife there and
Speaker 1: CoA can have some if he you know, he can't
Speaker 1: eat right now, but yeah, we'll have you. I'll make
Speaker 1: some of those.
Speaker 3: Those are those you have any apples, ben, he'll chew
Speaker 3: on those. The very first solid human food that CoA tried.
Speaker 3: This past week, he got his first apple. I mean
Speaker 3: obviously he didn't chew on it, but he did suck
Speaker 3: on the apple core.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can suck on it and that'll make it better.
Speaker 3: And anytime my wife he took it away from him,
Speaker 3: he screamed and cried, which means he liked it.
Speaker 1: Oh good, Yeah, all right, And.
Speaker 3: So apple is the first thing we've introduced him to.
Speaker 3: Obviously you got to go one thing out of time
Speaker 3: to make sure they're not allergic to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so you gotta put that in the baby book.
Speaker 1: The first thing you ever for food apple.
Speaker 3: Apple core check. Next on the list, chocolate.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the move. Maybe you should have started
Speaker 1: with the vegetables though, right, Maybe you started with the vegetables.
Speaker 3: No, we'll see if he likes the fudge bar from Costco.
Speaker 1: Of course, come on, please, I think you know there
Speaker 1: were some other footy stories. It's like new items. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're interested in the new items that
Speaker 1: Windy and Starbucks and Taco Bell and places like that.
Speaker 1: I did see McDonald's launched a new McRib deluxe sandwich
Speaker 1: in Australia. What the hell is a deluxe McRib? I
Speaker 1: don't I don't quite get that. There's gonna be gluten
Speaker 1: free Golden Oreo cookies. I don't know that we need that,
Speaker 1: but they say anyway, there's a there's a few new
Speaker 1: items here and there. When he's offering a one cent
Speaker 1: small Coca Cola drink as part of some promotion they're doing,
Speaker 1: uh coming up here, and uh, I think we're a
Speaker 1: little late, so we'll get out on that. I did
Speaker 1: see Doritos made an alcoholic liquor that tastes like a
Speaker 1: cheesy a cheesy chip. What that could that could be
Speaker 1: dangerous too?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, because those are Once you open a
Speaker 3: bag of those, it's hard to stop eating them. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I drink yourself into a stupor.
Speaker 1: All right, it is Saturday? Ye, yeah, we put the
Speaker 1: baby to bed here, Danny, What do you got going
Speaker 1: on here on a Saturday? I know, Benny versus the
Speaker 1: penny will be on all over the place. Again today,
Speaker 1: so check your local TV listings for that. What do
Speaker 1: you got going on a.
Speaker 3: Day of rest after producing this fine podcast, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go back to sleep and catch up on some z's
Speaker 3: and try to take it easy. Man. Before we have
Speaker 3: a busy Sunday with the mail Bag, bill.
Speaker 1: Bag, We get the mail Bag. We'll also have Pop
Speaker 1: goes the Culture on Sunday. Have a wonderful rest of
Speaker 1: your day and we'll talk to you tomorrow. Tomorrow, Tomorrow
Speaker 1: Asta Pasta by flation. Hey, Hey, hey, let you go.
Speaker 4: Tender only tips in a bit of a dry spell,
Speaker 4: tinder Guru Danny G.
Speaker 5: Is here to give you have a romantic queer it
Speaker 5: and you are under the age of fifty and you're
Speaker 5: not freakyoing to the gut d in Thief, give up the.
Speaker 1: Call as Cinderoni tips from Danny G Radio, a man
Speaker 1: who is very active in the dating scene, an expert.
Speaker 1: We will be interactive as well, So if you're on hold,
Speaker 1: stay there and we're gonna take as many calls as
Speaker 1: we can eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox Danny
Speaker 1: G will give you his wisdom. I will start with
Speaker 1: an email. This comes to us from Fat Guy in
Speaker 1: the six to one nine OK, And he says, Danny,
Speaker 1: I have been talking to this woman for about two
Speaker 1: and a half months after a buddy introduced us to
Speaker 1: each other. We have been talking over the phone, messaging
Speaker 1: facetiming each other. I'm twenty five, she's thirty four. The
Speaker 1: age does not bug me. This guy says, it's a
Speaker 1: fact that she lives in Texas. I'm in Californi and
Speaker 1: she's coming to California to see me for vacation on
Speaker 1: the twenty fifth of the month. She recently threw a
Speaker 1: curveball at me, this guy writes, and told me she's
Speaker 1: a trust fund baby, what about that? And her grandfather
Speaker 1: was the VP of a Dow Jones investment company. And also,
Speaker 1: but this is long this email, keep him shorter. Also,
Speaker 1: she said that if she gets married before she turns
Speaker 1: thirty five in September, that she gets six million dollars
Speaker 1: added to her x amount of money she's already guaranteed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought she was a huge liar, but I asked
Speaker 1: my friend that hooked me up and everything checked out.
Speaker 1: So with that being said, here's the question, Danny G Radio,
Speaker 1: I need tips on how on not screwing myself when
Speaker 1: she comes to me and what should I and what
Speaker 1: should I do and what shouldn't I do? Appreciate any
Speaker 1: tips and suggestions from you and the crew.
Speaker 3: Wow, if we could all have such problems. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a good email. Well, first thing I would say,
Speaker 3: once you do if things go well, and after this advice,
Speaker 3: I'm sure things will go well. The Ben Mallor Show
Speaker 3: would like to broadcast live from Maui. So if you
Speaker 3: could hook that Maui. Yeah, I think because she has money,
Speaker 3: you know, and and I know something about this. I
Speaker 3: was with a woman for five years who made way
Speaker 3: more money. So you gotta pay attention to the small things, right,
Speaker 3: Women love the little things, So the things that are free.
Speaker 3: Good sense of humor, sensitivity, being a gentleman that doesn't
Speaker 3: cost anything monot Stay away from that one.
Speaker 1: What if you're not funny? Though, if you're not funny.
Speaker 3: There's a way to make a woman giggle at dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 3: pay attention. Pay attention. Also, stay stay away from discussing
Speaker 3: each other's finances. There fat was it? Fat guys? In
Speaker 3: the sixth one?
Speaker 1: Fat guy six one nine?
Speaker 3: Okay, over time, show her that you're responsible with your money. Okay,
Speaker 3: because she's gonna see that you're fun, but mature and motivated.
Speaker 3: When she sees that's the kind of person you are,
Speaker 3: you'll be in Paris with her. Trust me, all right,
Speaker 3: So good, good luck, so good advice.
Speaker 1: My advice, take her to Vegas and get married right
Speaker 1: away before she changes her mind. That's my advice. Let's
Speaker 1: go to Matt in Minnesota. It's a new feature on
Speaker 1: the show Danny G. Radio Here Tindarni Tips with our
Speaker 1: buddy Danny G. Matt in Minnesota.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, how's it going?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: But what's up? Talk to me? What's your question?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 6: My wife and I are having our first anniversary coming
Speaker 6: up there at the end of Bay. She's not really
Speaker 6: a flower or fancy dinner type of girl. What's your
Speaker 6: advice for something to do for our anniversary?
Speaker 3: For a first annivers wedding anniversary? Yep, okay, you gotta
Speaker 3: do a weekend away. You guys got kids.
Speaker 6: We got one three year old and one on the way.
Speaker 3: All right, family the babysit yep, okay, get a sitter,
Speaker 3: do a weekend away surprise or don't let her know
Speaker 3: where you're taking her. Pay attention to detail on this one,
Speaker 3: from the moment the weekend starts to the moment the
Speaker 3: weekend finishes. Make it super romantic planet so good. Don't
Speaker 3: let her onto anything that you're you're you're doing. Don't
Speaker 3: don't let her not You don't have to blindfold her
Speaker 3: because you're not gonna put her in the trunk. All right, yeah, but.
Speaker 7: Let's get advice it. Don't put her in the trunk.
Speaker 7: Don't handcoffer and put it in the trunk. Women love surprises.
Speaker 7: Big Ben keyn On on a surprise getaway weekend for Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: All right, good, there you go, all right, there you
Speaker 1: go to the matt and Minnesota. He's the casanova of
Speaker 1: the Ben Mather Show. Danny g Radio. Blind Scott writes it.
Speaker 1: He says, uh, what would you do or would you do?
Speaker 1: What would you do? If the ladies are more interested
Speaker 1: in your dog? About that? That's blind Scott? And what's it?
Speaker 1: Kramer the dog? Cramer?
Speaker 3: That's right, yeah, blind Scott. That's why I roll with
Speaker 3: pussy cats. Hell yeah, because if you're if you're a
Speaker 3: cat guy, then right away girls think that you have
Speaker 3: a sensitive side. That dog. Dudes don't have so, but
Speaker 3: but he doesn't have a choice, right because it's a
Speaker 3: service dog.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I think it's a good thing though.
Speaker 1: I mean because they come to you to look at
Speaker 1: the dog and then you're there.
Speaker 3: Also also if they see you giving the dog treats
Speaker 3: and treating the dog like it's your only son, blind Scott,
Speaker 3: then they're gonna they'll give you the Oh it's so cute.
Speaker 3: So use the dog to your advantage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah. The dog is a weapon. The dog
Speaker 1: is a weapon. I know guys when I was back
Speaker 1: in the back in the day, I knew guys that
Speaker 1: had dogs, that hated dogs, but they knew when they
Speaker 1: went to the park if they had the proper dog,
Speaker 1: that it was like a magnet and the women would
Speaker 1: come over there and do that. Let's say another call.
Speaker 1: Alex is in so Cow. It is our man, Danny G.
Speaker 1: That's you, Alex. It's Tinderoni Tips with Danny G. What's
Speaker 1: going on out You're on Fox Sports.
Speaker 8: Radio bro doing yeahhy man, I gotta.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 8: Me and my wife have been together for ten years now.
Speaker 8: Only promise we have seven kids. What date night?
Speaker 3: Your last name Caramarty?
Speaker 1: Man? You have been productive. My man? How about you
Speaker 1: got a lot of testosterone? My man? How about that?
Speaker 1: All right? What's your what's your question?
Speaker 8: I need how I need you guys to tell to
Speaker 8: have day night with my wife?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Uh, you gotta have a date night. Yeah, another date
Speaker 1: night question, Dan, and a lot of people want the dat.
Speaker 1: It's not an anniversary though, he's got seven kids.
Speaker 3: Hard to find a babysitter for seven kids?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Split out, baby?
Speaker 3: Tell us the age range? How how old is the youngest?
Speaker 1: By five years old?
Speaker 3: And the oldest eleven? I would give the eleven year
Speaker 3: old fifty bucks and call it a night.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, you can't have an eleven year old
Speaker 1: that Come on?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: What do you you can't do?
Speaker 1: You're get in trouble, man, like that house will burn down?
Speaker 1: What are you talking?
Speaker 3: Used to call me the human remote control? That's what
Speaker 3: kids are for. Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: Do you have family? And there's gotta be you gonna
Speaker 1: have a lot of family. You gotta You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to get like two sets of family. I would think, right,
Speaker 1: you gotta like drop four here, three there, bam, bam.
Speaker 1: I think what you need is a babysitting team. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to save up a little bit. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to You're gonna have to hire two babysitters
Speaker 1: for this job.
Speaker 8: That's the problem. I gotta spend one hundred bucks fifty
Speaker 8: dollars at one house for dinner and fifty dollars another
Speaker 8: house for dinners. Then I gotta pay for dinner.
Speaker 3: You gotta do it, man, Love is expensive.
Speaker 1: How about you do it? How about you tell your
Speaker 1: wife we listen, we're we eat too much. Let's just
Speaker 1: go out and walk around. We'll just go go out.
Speaker 1: We'll walk around a little bit.
Speaker 8: That's not enjoyable, I.
Speaker 3: Know, man, take her to wine tasting and you can
Speaker 3: eat crackers. Yeah, and h are you?
Speaker 1: I gotta let you go bout seven. That's good luck,
Speaker 1: as man. I guess I don't know what he said.
Speaker 1: The eleven year old should just baby sait. Bob Garrett,
Speaker 1: you got a question.
Speaker 5: I got a question here, Big Ben coming in on Twitter.
Speaker 5: Will do it really quickly. Here George on Twitter. He says,
Speaker 5: awesome segment, Danny, g I need four tenderronies for this
Speaker 5: Labor Day weekend. Hashtag laid this weekend in ten seconds
Speaker 5: or last what's your advice for George on Twitter?
Speaker 7: Protein, lots of it, lots of it, and a nap.
Speaker 7: Wasn't he gonna have to just be on there non
Speaker 7: stop swiping? I mean it said, and don't even bother swiping.
Speaker 1: Just hit the green ex green green groover and over
Speaker 1: and over and over again