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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the.

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Speaker 1: A Everywhere and a very good Saturday. It is the

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Speaker 1: sixteenth day of December as we are recording this podcast,

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Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio.

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Speaker 1: Because five nights a week or not enough on the

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Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show. And we thank you for following the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Tell a friend, give the gift of the podcast. Well,

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Speaker 1: I can't think of a better gift that people would want,

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Speaker 1: Danny then this podcast. And it doesn't cost you anything,

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Speaker 1: but it comes from the heart. It comes from the heart.

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Speaker 1: And then when they slap you and they treat you

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Speaker 1: like you know, you are Nurkic and they are Draymond Green,

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Speaker 1: you know it just it's their problem. It's not your problem,

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Speaker 1: it's their proplem.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a couple of those Valor Militia stickers

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Speaker 3: left over. So what I'm gonna do this Christmas is

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Speaker 3: put those in the kids stockings and then on their iPhones.

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Speaker 3: I'll send them a link to this podcast and there

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Speaker 3: you go. Christmas shopping finished.

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Speaker 1: And a family tradition is born. And what a great

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Speaker 1: family tradition.

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Speaker 3: And also be voted worst Dad of the year.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I think Cole will not say anything. I

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Speaker 1: think it will be like, this is great, and this

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Speaker 1: is wonderful, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: He might arf, though, he might barf.

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Speaker 1: Look it's kid barth though. So on this podcast we

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Speaker 1: have the Day the Laughter Died, Exciting where everybody knows

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Speaker 1: your name, Gremlin Hunters, the Idiom of the Week, and Backscratcher.

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Speaker 1: So that is supposed to be all of the great content.

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Speaker 1: But who knows. Maybe we won't get to all of

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Speaker 1: that content. But that's the plan. The plan is to

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Speaker 1: get to all of that stuff. But we'll begin with

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Speaker 1: this partying is is never a good thing. It's never

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Speaker 1: a good thing. So on the Overnight Show, we do

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Speaker 1: a segment on Fridays called Lame Jokes of the Week.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing this for years and listeners send in jokes.

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Speaker 1: I get so many jokes I can't use because they're

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Speaker 1: off color jokes, and we got to be careful these

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Speaker 1: days with all the wokesters who want to get you.

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Speaker 1: So we don't use a lot of those, but we

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Speaker 1: use lizo jokes and weed Man Hippie jokes. Those are

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Speaker 1: the two jokes we use a lot. America's favorite hobo

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Speaker 1: at it again. So weed Man Hippie is his name.

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Speaker 1: If you missed the show on Friday, I do recommend

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Speaker 1: going back and downloading our three because we got a

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Speaker 1: big scoop in the middle of our three. So if

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Speaker 1: you didn't listen, let me give you the brief recap

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Speaker 1: here the condensed recap. Over the past month, I have

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Speaker 1: been unable to get a hold of Weedman now. He

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Speaker 1: He got thrown out of his home in Miami, so

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Speaker 1: investigative Arm. Yeah, we brought in the investigators to try

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Speaker 1: this show the Overnight Show, not this show. Nobody calls

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately I have more people that are there than are

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Speaker 1: It's a sad reality now. Fortunately nobody buy the name

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Speaker 1: hippie croaked. Nobody croaked by that name in South Florida

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Speaker 1: Once we've gone through the morgues to see who's died,

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Speaker 3: So yea, his phone could be inside an evidence bag exactly.

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Speaker 1: He was arrested on three charges. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: That's five hundred dollars bond.

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Speaker 3: I guess there are used to lots of naked people

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh sure, South Beach. I mean you've been there.

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Speaker 1: He's fasing a felony charge and that bond is five

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Speaker 1: that's where everybody knows his name, possibly right, maybe I

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Speaker 3: Our holiday plans are gonna slightly be better than weed Ban's.

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Speaker 3: We've talked about Disneyland on this podcast the past few weekends,

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Speaker 3: and usually when they come up in conversation, it's about

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Speaker 3: the price, right. Yeah, So my better half she always

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Speaker 3: like yeah, She's like, let's make it even tighter by

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Speaker 3: Big idea, All right, it'll cost less money if instead

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Speaker 1: Wrong, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Not sure how much money it saved us, big Ben,

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Speaker 3: But we do have plans to go to the park

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Speaker 3: So a two day journey inside Walt Disney's dream come true.

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Speaker 3: And his vision, of course, was not two hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: how did my wife he get that money for the tickets?

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Speaker 1: Rob banks?

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Speaker 3: She didn't rob banks.

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Speaker 1: OnlyFans, account No, no, OnlyFans.

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Speaker 3: She didn't go back to her previous life in Las Vegas.

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Speaker 3: Instead she told me, all right, she's a travel agent.

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Speaker 3: She said, I'm gonna work the phones until I can't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, got some money.

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Speaker 3: Here, and my part, Ben of this trip, I'm going

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Speaker 3: to pay for all the food. All right. So that's

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Speaker 1: Here's here's what.

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Speaker 3: Here's what.

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Speaker 1: You just make a bunch of like peanut butter and

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Speaker 1: jelly sandwich is put in a locker. That's what that's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some warm PBJ sandwiches in a Disneyland locker. I'm

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you just point out. Listen, here's what we're

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Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, yeah, I wish it was that easy.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna have to budget quite a bit of

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Speaker 3: bring me. Here's a life hack, boys and girls, if

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Speaker 3: you need a lot of energy, get a venty.

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Speaker 1: Black ice racist.

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Speaker 3: No water, mango base. This is the potion. This is

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Speaker 3: the power potion. If she gets one of these into

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Speaker 3: her system, she could work the phones for hours, even

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Speaker 3: with the baby on her hip.

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Speaker 1: No, how much does that cost? Is that a fifteen

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Speaker 3: Thank god, it's not. It's a five I think it's

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Speaker 3: four ninety five With a dollar tip. That's six bucks. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I mean, these companies have these policies. You can't take

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Speaker 1: the pod Gremlin Hunters, so as you know, ever since,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So I had to get up early, which

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Speaker 1: They're wonderful. Did you know you can actually make the

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Speaker 1: McDonald's fries at home a McDonald's a former McDonald's executive

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Speaker 1: here's what he said. The former McDonald's executive said, you

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Speaker 1: He said, they're they're very efficient and you just stop

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Speaker 1: whenever you get the color you want of the fries.

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Speaker 1: So that's, uh, that's pretty cool. Yeah. He also, among

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Speaker 1: other items, he pointed out that at all.

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Speaker 3: The you ever been to all the Yeah, I actually

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Speaker 3: was out one just a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: I like all thee but I hate that you have

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Speaker 1: to put quarters in to get your shopping cart.

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Speaker 3: I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: But they said season's choice hash brown patties are the

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Speaker 1: closest match on the market if you like McDonald's hash browns.

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Speaker 3: Oh, those things are greasy and deep fried. Growth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. He also said the Walmart great value fully cooked

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Speaker 1: original pork sausage patties and is the the closest to

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Speaker 1: the McDonald's product. And we mentioned the Big Big Mac sauce,

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Speaker 1: which is secret sauce at at Walmarts. This guy's a

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Speaker 1: gold mine. I do love my McDonald's fries like most people,

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna buy this on

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Speaker 1: my Walmart. I'm gonna buy a bag of these things,

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Speaker 1: is what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 3: And the next time we visit the Malor Mansion, I

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Speaker 3: am gonna request round table knockoff pizza and McDonald's knockoff fries.

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Speaker 1: So here's the thing on the on the round table pizza.

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Speaker 1: The round table pizza is pretty good, but I have

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Speaker 1: absolutely nailed the garlic palmers on twists that that is

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Speaker 1: as good. The version I make is as good as

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Speaker 1: the round table version.

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Speaker 3: So I'll do the marinara sauce to dip them in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do the marin Era. I will make those

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Speaker 1: for you, Danny and your your lovely wife there and

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Speaker 1: CoA can have some if he you know, he can't

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Speaker 1: eat right now, but yeah, we'll have you. I'll make

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Speaker 1: some of those.

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Speaker 3: Those are those you have any apples, ben, he'll chew

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Speaker 3: on those. The very first solid human food that CoA tried.

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Speaker 3: This past week, he got his first apple. I mean

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Speaker 3: obviously he didn't chew on it, but he did suck

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Speaker 3: on the apple core.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can suck on it and that'll make it better.

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Speaker 3: And anytime my wife he took it away from him,

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Speaker 3: he screamed and cried, which means he liked it.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, Yeah, all right, And.

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Speaker 3: So apple is the first thing we've introduced him to.

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Speaker 3: Obviously you got to go one thing out of time

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Speaker 3: to make sure they're not allergic to it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so you gotta put that in the baby book.

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Speaker 1: The first thing you ever for food apple.

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Speaker 3: Apple core check. Next on the list, chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the move. Maybe you should have started

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Speaker 1: with the vegetables though, right, Maybe you started with the vegetables.

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Speaker 3: No, we'll see if he likes the fudge bar from Costco.

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Speaker 1: Of course, come on, please, I think you know there

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Speaker 1: were some other footy stories. It's like new items. I

485
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Speaker 1: don't know if you're interested in the new items that

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Speaker 1: Windy and Starbucks and Taco Bell and places like that.

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Speaker 1: I did see McDonald's launched a new McRib deluxe sandwich

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Speaker 1: in Australia. What the hell is a deluxe McRib? I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't quite get that. There's gonna be gluten

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Speaker 1: free Golden Oreo cookies. I don't know that we need that,

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Speaker 1: but they say anyway, there's a there's a few new

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Speaker 1: items here and there. When he's offering a one cent

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Speaker 1: small Coca Cola drink as part of some promotion they're doing,

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Speaker 1: uh coming up here, and uh, I think we're a

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Speaker 1: little late, so we'll get out on that. I did

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Speaker 1: see Doritos made an alcoholic liquor that tastes like a

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Speaker 1: cheesy a cheesy chip. What that could that could be

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Speaker 1: dangerous too?

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Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, because those are Once you open a

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Speaker 3: bag of those, it's hard to stop eating them. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: I drink yourself into a stupor.

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Speaker 1: All right, it is Saturday? Ye, yeah, we put the

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Speaker 1: baby to bed here, Danny, What do you got going

504
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Speaker 1: on here on a Saturday? I know, Benny versus the

505
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Speaker 1: penny will be on all over the place. Again today,

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Speaker 1: so check your local TV listings for that. What do

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Speaker 1: you got going on a.

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Speaker 3: Day of rest after producing this fine podcast, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: go back to sleep and catch up on some z's

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Speaker 3: and try to take it easy. Man. Before we have

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Speaker 3: a busy Sunday with the mail Bag, bill.

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Speaker 1: Bag, We get the mail Bag. We'll also have Pop

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Speaker 1: goes the Culture on Sunday. Have a wonderful rest of

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Speaker 1: your day and we'll talk to you tomorrow. Tomorrow, Tomorrow

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Speaker 1: Asta Pasta by flation. Hey, Hey, hey, let you go.

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Speaker 4: Tender only tips in a bit of a dry spell,

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Speaker 4: tinder Guru Danny G.

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Speaker 5: Is here to give you have a romantic queer it

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Speaker 5: and you are under the age of fifty and you're

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Speaker 5: not freakyoing to the gut d in Thief, give up the.

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Speaker 1: Call as Cinderoni tips from Danny G Radio, a man

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Speaker 1: who is very active in the dating scene, an expert.

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Speaker 1: We will be interactive as well, So if you're on hold,

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Speaker 1: stay there and we're gonna take as many calls as

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Speaker 1: we can eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox Danny

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Speaker 1: G will give you his wisdom. I will start with

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Speaker 1: an email. This comes to us from Fat Guy in

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Speaker 1: the six to one nine OK, And he says, Danny,

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Speaker 1: I have been talking to this woman for about two

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Speaker 1: and a half months after a buddy introduced us to

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Speaker 1: each other. We have been talking over the phone, messaging

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Speaker 1: facetiming each other. I'm twenty five, she's thirty four. The

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Speaker 1: age does not bug me. This guy says, it's a

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Speaker 1: fact that she lives in Texas. I'm in Californi and

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Speaker 1: she's coming to California to see me for vacation on

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Speaker 1: the twenty fifth of the month. She recently threw a

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Speaker 1: curveball at me, this guy writes, and told me she's

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Speaker 1: a trust fund baby, what about that? And her grandfather

539
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Speaker 1: was the VP of a Dow Jones investment company. And also,

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Speaker 1: but this is long this email, keep him shorter. Also,

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Speaker 1: she said that if she gets married before she turns

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Speaker 1: thirty five in September, that she gets six million dollars

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Speaker 1: added to her x amount of money she's already guaranteed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought she was a huge liar, but I asked

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Speaker 1: my friend that hooked me up and everything checked out.

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Speaker 1: So with that being said, here's the question, Danny G Radio,

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Speaker 1: I need tips on how on not screwing myself when

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Speaker 1: she comes to me and what should I and what

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Speaker 1: should I do and what shouldn't I do? Appreciate any

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Speaker 1: tips and suggestions from you and the crew.

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Speaker 3: Wow, if we could all have such problems. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's a good email. Well, first thing I would say,

553
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Speaker 3: once you do if things go well, and after this advice,

554
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Speaker 3: I'm sure things will go well. The Ben Mallor Show

555
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Speaker 3: would like to broadcast live from Maui. So if you

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Speaker 3: could hook that Maui. Yeah, I think because she has money,

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00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 3: you know, and and I know something about this. I

558
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 3: was with a woman for five years who made way

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Speaker 3: more money. So you gotta pay attention to the small things, right,

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00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 3: Women love the little things, So the things that are free.

561
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Speaker 3: Good sense of humor, sensitivity, being a gentleman that doesn't

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Speaker 3: cost anything monot Stay away from that one.

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Speaker 1: What if you're not funny? Though, if you're not funny.

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Speaker 3: There's a way to make a woman giggle at dinner. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: pay attention. Pay attention. Also, stay stay away from discussing

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Speaker 3: each other's finances. There fat was it? Fat guys? In

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Speaker 3: the sixth one?

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Speaker 1: Fat guy six one nine?

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Speaker 3: Okay, over time, show her that you're responsible with your money. Okay,

570
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Speaker 3: because she's gonna see that you're fun, but mature and motivated.

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Speaker 3: When she sees that's the kind of person you are,

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Speaker 3: you'll be in Paris with her. Trust me, all right,

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Speaker 3: So good, good luck, so good advice.

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Speaker 1: My advice, take her to Vegas and get married right

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Speaker 1: away before she changes her mind. That's my advice. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to Matt in Minnesota. It's a new feature on

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Speaker 1: the show Danny G. Radio Here Tindarni Tips with our

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Speaker 1: buddy Danny G. Matt in Minnesota.

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Speaker 6: Hey, guys, how's it going?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 1: But what's up? Talk to me? What's your question?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 6: My wife and I are having our first anniversary coming

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Speaker 6: up there at the end of Bay. She's not really

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Speaker 6: a flower or fancy dinner type of girl. What's your

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Speaker 6: advice for something to do for our anniversary?

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Speaker 3: For a first annivers wedding anniversary? Yep, okay, you gotta

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Speaker 3: do a weekend away. You guys got kids.

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Speaker 6: We got one three year old and one on the way.

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Speaker 3: All right, family the babysit yep, okay, get a sitter,

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Speaker 3: do a weekend away surprise or don't let her know

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Speaker 3: where you're taking her. Pay attention to detail on this one,

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Speaker 3: from the moment the weekend starts to the moment the

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Speaker 3: weekend finishes. Make it super romantic planet so good. Don't

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Speaker 3: let her onto anything that you're you're you're doing. Don't

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Speaker 3: don't let her not You don't have to blindfold her

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Speaker 3: because you're not gonna put her in the trunk. All right, yeah, but.

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Speaker 7: Let's get advice it. Don't put her in the trunk.

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Speaker 7: Don't handcoffer and put it in the trunk. Women love surprises.

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Speaker 7: Big Ben keyn On on a surprise getaway weekend for Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: All right, good, there you go, all right, there you

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Speaker 1: go to the matt and Minnesota. He's the casanova of

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Speaker 1: the Ben Mather Show. Danny g Radio. Blind Scott writes it.

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Speaker 1: He says, uh, what would you do or would you do?

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Speaker 1: What would you do? If the ladies are more interested

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Speaker 1: in your dog? About that? That's blind Scott? And what's it?

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Speaker 1: Kramer the dog? Cramer?

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Speaker 3: That's right, yeah, blind Scott. That's why I roll with

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Speaker 3: pussy cats. Hell yeah, because if you're if you're a

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Speaker 3: cat guy, then right away girls think that you have

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Speaker 3: a sensitive side. That dog. Dudes don't have so, but

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Speaker 3: but he doesn't have a choice, right because it's a

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Speaker 3: service dog.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I think it's a good thing though.

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Speaker 1: I mean because they come to you to look at

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Speaker 1: the dog and then you're there.

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Speaker 3: Also also if they see you giving the dog treats

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Speaker 3: and treating the dog like it's your only son, blind Scott,

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Speaker 3: then they're gonna they'll give you the Oh it's so cute.

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Speaker 3: So use the dog to your advantage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah. The dog is a weapon. The dog

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Speaker 1: is a weapon. I know guys when I was back

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Speaker 1: in the back in the day, I knew guys that

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Speaker 1: had dogs, that hated dogs, but they knew when they

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Speaker 1: went to the park if they had the proper dog,

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Speaker 1: that it was like a magnet and the women would

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Speaker 1: come over there and do that. Let's say another call.

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Speaker 1: Alex is in so Cow. It is our man, Danny G.

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Speaker 1: That's you, Alex. It's Tinderoni Tips with Danny G. What's

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Speaker 1: going on out You're on Fox Sports.

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Speaker 8: Radio bro doing yeahhy man, I gotta.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 8: Me and my wife have been together for ten years now.

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Speaker 8: Only promise we have seven kids. What date night?

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Speaker 3: Your last name Caramarty?

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Speaker 1: Man? You have been productive. My man? How about you

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Speaker 1: got a lot of testosterone? My man? How about that?

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Speaker 1: All right? What's your what's your question?

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Speaker 8: I need how I need you guys to tell to

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Speaker 8: have day night with my wife?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Uh, you gotta have a date night. Yeah, another date

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Speaker 1: night question, Dan, and a lot of people want the dat.

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Speaker 1: It's not an anniversary though, he's got seven kids.

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Speaker 3: Hard to find a babysitter for seven kids?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Split out, baby?

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Speaker 3: Tell us the age range? How how old is the youngest?

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Speaker 1: By five years old?

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Speaker 3: And the oldest eleven? I would give the eleven year

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Speaker 3: old fifty bucks and call it a night.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, you can't have an eleven year old

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Speaker 1: that Come on?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 3: What do you you can't do?

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Speaker 1: You're get in trouble, man, like that house will burn down?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking?

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Speaker 3: Used to call me the human remote control? That's what

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Speaker 3: kids are for. Yeah, all right?

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Speaker 1: Do you have family? And there's gotta be you gonna

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Speaker 1: have a lot of family. You gotta You're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to get like two sets of family. I would think, right,

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Speaker 1: you gotta like drop four here, three there, bam, bam.

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Speaker 1: I think what you need is a babysitting team. So

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to save up a little bit. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to You're gonna have to hire two babysitters

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Speaker 1: for this job.

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Speaker 8: That's the problem. I gotta spend one hundred bucks fifty

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Speaker 8: dollars at one house for dinner and fifty dollars another

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Speaker 8: house for dinners. Then I gotta pay for dinner.

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Speaker 3: You gotta do it, man, Love is expensive.

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Speaker 1: How about you do it? How about you tell your

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Speaker 1: wife we listen, we're we eat too much. Let's just

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Speaker 1: go out and walk around. We'll just go go out.

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Speaker 1: We'll walk around a little bit.

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Speaker 8: That's not enjoyable, I.

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Speaker 3: Know, man, take her to wine tasting and you can

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Speaker 3: eat crackers. Yeah, and h are you?

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Speaker 1: I gotta let you go bout seven. That's good luck,

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Speaker 1: as man. I guess I don't know what he said.

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Speaker 1: The eleven year old should just baby sait. Bob Garrett,

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Speaker 1: you got a question.

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Speaker 5: I got a question here, Big Ben coming in on Twitter.

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Speaker 5: Will do it really quickly. Here George on Twitter. He says,

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Speaker 5: awesome segment, Danny, g I need four tenderronies for this

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Speaker 5: Labor Day weekend. Hashtag laid this weekend in ten seconds

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Speaker 5: or last what's your advice for George on Twitter?

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Speaker 7: Protein, lots of it, lots of it, and a nap.

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Speaker 7: Wasn't he gonna have to just be on there non

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Speaker 7: stop swiping? I mean it said, and don't even bother swiping.

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Speaker 1: Just hit the green ex green green groover and over

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Speaker 1: and over and over again