1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: Two hopelessas one dating app then dares you swipe right. 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: The question is whose love life is more tragic. 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,239 Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tender Dates. It's the dating game 4 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 2: show that just invented an X rated cure for the hiccups. 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll show you if you. 6 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 2: Ever need it. 7 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: I want to see all. 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 2: Of the tender dates where two of our listeners go 9 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 2: ahead to head to figure out whose dating life is 10 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 2: the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second, 11 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 2: but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she 12 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 2: likes her men like she likes her breakfast, little runny 13 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 2: with sauce all over them. Welcome a Benny Jenny, Hey. 14 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 3: I don't understand they're running away from you maybe. 15 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 2: And in the other corner, she has the same bedroom 16 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: look as when she goes to the planetarium and looks 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 2: up at the ceiling. Meet space based graves. 18 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 4: Hey the abyss. 19 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by 20 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 2: telling one of their worst dating stories. Then the other 21 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 2: we're trying to counter with a nightmare story of their own. 22 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 2: We're going back and forth the three rounds here until 23 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 2: we declare a winner. Going to kick things off with 24 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 2: eggs Benny, Jenny, let's go does make me hungry? 25 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 1: All right? 26 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 4: So I went on this date with this guy. We 27 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 4: went to a laundry map. 28 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:33,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, sexy, that can be. 29 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: It was my parents first date at a lad Yeah. 30 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: It's kind of cute. 31 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was like, okay, whatever. We go to 32 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,960 Speaker 4: a dryer, he gets the stuff, and then he goes 33 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 4: to like another dryer that's not his and like trades 34 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 4: a couple of his shirts with shirts that were in 35 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 4: that briar. He just thought that's his way of shopping 36 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 4: on a budget. 37 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:08,359 Speaker 2: It was like Brooks parents first Grace, can you fire back? 38 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 1: So I'm in a guy's apartment and his phone starts 39 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: going off with all these like ring notifications. But I 40 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: guess like when you pass in front of it, just like. 41 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 3: Security camp. Yeah. 42 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: So he goes, oh my god, that must be my 43 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: hot neighbor. And I'm like, what. 44 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 2: Interesting thing to say? 45 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: And then he's like, can you come to the door 46 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: with me? I kind of want to make her jealous, 47 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, I'll bite whatever. So you 48 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 1: like come up to the door and I open it 49 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: and this woman is standing outside with a. 50 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 4: Baby, a baby, like a whole baby. 51 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 3: Oh I'm glad it wasn't half a baby. 52 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 2: That would actually be more concerning. 53 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: No. We were both floored, obviously, and both very surprised. 54 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: And then she goes, it's your turn today. 55 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 3: He's a down. 56 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a child. 57 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 3: Yeah. 58 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 4: So this state tells me that he likes to swim 59 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 4: and he does laughs at the local pool, and he 60 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 4: told me to like meet him there the following weekend. 61 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 4: So when I'm there, he's wearing like speedos and goggles 62 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 4: and with nose plugs for his first swim lesson ever. 63 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 4: Oh wait, wait, wait what? Yeah, I can't believe he 64 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 4: had the confidence. 65 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: So his first what did you do? 66 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 4: It was a little awkward, but I just sat on 67 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 4: the side and I laughed and he was blowing bubbles 68 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 4: with like six year old Yeah, Grace, what do you got? 69 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: A guy inviting me out? We go to the casino. 70 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: He's like, I've been watching on his YouTube videos. I'm 71 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: a pro. 72 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he thinks he can count cards or something. 73 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: Is that where he's at, Yeah, like YouTube university, Like 74 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: he's got it. You know. Like I was kind of 75 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: impressed at first. I was like, this is kind of dope, 76 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: like what if we get like a lot of money 77 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: or something. 78 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, some people really can't do that. 79 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: How to go? 80 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 2: I know? 81 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: And then I was like, let's go to the jack 82 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: black table. 83 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,119 Speaker 4: Mejack, Yeah, the blackjack table. 84 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,479 Speaker 1: I wish it was a jack black table. 85 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 2: Is the funniest table. 86 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: And then his firsthand, his firsthand, he goes, how much 87 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: is the queen worth? 88 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:33,359 Speaker 2: Again? 89 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: That's all right? 90 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 2: Final round here. Later we need your best story is Jenny. 91 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: Okay? 92 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 4: So I just moved to the city and I got 93 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 4: on the dating apps and basically the first guy that 94 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 4: I matched with offered me to give me a tour, 95 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 4: and so I just sure, Yeah, I thought that was cute. 96 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 4: But our first stop where he went, it was where 97 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,799 Speaker 4: he met his ex wife. 98 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:05,359 Speaker 1: She told you that. 99 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 4: Then we went to the park where she dumped him. 100 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 1: He wants you to know that. 101 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 4: That's honestly where I was like, I have to go. 102 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, it's a place he got dumped twice. 103 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 4: And wait, wait, he told me I couldn't go because 104 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 4: they had broken up and gotten back together four other times, 105 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 4: so I still had a lot more to see. 106 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 3: It's a good point. 107 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 2: You don't want to miss out this is it space 108 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 2: Phase Grace last Chance? 109 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: So this guy invited me in a tagalne help watch 110 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: one of his friends get proposed to. 111 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 2: WHOA. 112 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,919 Speaker 3: I was be kind of pissed if my husband's buddy 113 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 3: brought a first date to my proposal. 114 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 2: By the way, just from the perspective, anyway, sorry ahead, 115 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 2: how did that go? 116 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,600 Speaker 1: So anyway, we're hiding and we like, get behind this 117 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 1: little and then I see the two people show up, 118 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: and I'm watching this really sweet proposal happen. 119 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 3: In front of me. 120 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 4: Sounds like fun. 121 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 3: Actually yeah. And so then right before she's about to 122 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 3: say yes, my date jumps out of the bushes and yells, 123 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:18,119 Speaker 3: you can't say yes to him. Wait a minute, he goes, 124 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 3: he's cheating on you with me. Dude, I want to 125 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 3: be there for that time. 126 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,799 Speaker 1: That's way more exciting. 127 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, got the final bell, and so the match is over. Judges, 128 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 2: we need to score an Alexis. 129 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,480 Speaker 1: I'm going Jennifer for going to the ex's dating spots. 130 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 3: One, Jenny, I engage with the proposal, break all tied up. 131 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 2: That means with the giant bomb. That was congratulations, Space Face, 132 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 2: Jeanquary's Charity dater of the Week. 133 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 1: Congratulation. 134 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 3: Wow, that had to win. 135 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 1: I mean, come on, good what a. 136 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,919 Speaker 2: Movie relationship goals for us. That's a battle of the 137 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 2: tender days. We got your phone tab coming up next. 138 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.