Speaker 1: Good transmitting. Hey, welcome to Wednesday Show Morning studio. All right,
Speaker 1: here's your question.
Speaker 2: What is something you're really bad at that you wish
Speaker 2: you were good? Something you're really bad? Are you butting
Speaker 2: your pants right now? I thought she just ran it
Speaker 2: from the bathroom, was like, forgot your pants?
Speaker 3: I never left the room, got it talking.
Speaker 4: To my shirt?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it is buttoning your pants.
Speaker 3: It would be probably focusing.
Speaker 1: What is something I'm not gonna let you have that one?
Speaker 1: That's that's a medical condition.
Speaker 4: I mean medication for Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what is something that you're really bad at
Speaker 2: that's non medical condition?
Speaker 1: Go ahead?
Speaker 4: That I wish I was better at piano?
Speaker 1: Are you at all good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I took lessons when I was a kid. I can play,
Speaker 3: but you can't play a little bit.
Speaker 4: I can play a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what chopsticks? You can't just go like dunky.
Speaker 2: You can't dunk at all.
Speaker 1: That'd be cool, dude, that would be so awesome.
Speaker 3: But I can play the piano, I can learn more.
Speaker 3: I can't learn how the title.
Speaker 6: You're correct, you can do it amy, So.
Speaker 4: I need lessons. Okay, that's good, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Something you're really bad at you wish you were good
Speaker 1: lunchbroks Man.
Speaker 7: I'm not bad at a lot of things. I'm pretty
Speaker 7: good at everything in life. But I would I guess
Speaker 7: singing because I want to go to a karaoke bar
Speaker 7: and people be like, yeah, like when I do a
Speaker 7: karaoke at a karaoke bar, everybody's like, oh my god,
Speaker 7: they do look though, they look and there's like get
Speaker 7: off the stage. Like I did Bridge over Troubled Water.
Speaker 1: Why don't you kick that? Every song? Ever?
Speaker 7: I don't know who sings it, Charlie. Charlie is the
Speaker 7: one that picked it, and he's like, dude, will you
Speaker 7: sing with me? Will you sing with me? I was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: what'd you pick? I mean, I was more like, what
Speaker 7: did you pick? And he was like bridge over Troubled
Speaker 7: Water and they were booming.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was the US they were doing
Speaker 2: if I were just guessing, So yeah, probably the garfunk
Speaker 2: hole but in the bad way.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know the difference, but yeah, so that would
Speaker 1: probably be singing. Eddie math I just get so you're dyslexic.
Speaker 1: You were diagnosed aslexic. Yeah, but you can't. I don't
Speaker 1: want you to use a medical condition, but.
Speaker 6: They say that I can fix it, like if I
Speaker 6: really tried, but I mean it's too late. Just math,
Speaker 6: like when you guys are a time seven, Like when
Speaker 6: you guys done your time seven?
Speaker 1: Oh I can I can do nine. That's a sixty three?
Speaker 1: What did you do with your fingers?
Speaker 8: Just then?
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, So give me the number nine times what
Speaker 6: nine times six? Okay, so you get the six finger
Speaker 6: which is that one? It's fifty four? He took a
Speaker 6: finger down. Yeah, four eight times six.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I can't do eight times six. I'm still
Speaker 1: eight times six.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, No, I can't do eight times So well
Speaker 2: you pick a number a times six, eight times.
Speaker 1: Six forty eight. That's right I did. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, do you know how I went there?
Speaker 3: This is bad. This is where it's bad. I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: eight times eight is sixty four. I know that, sixty
Speaker 3: four minus eight or get this fifty six minus eight
Speaker 3: it's forty eight.
Speaker 6: Right, that's what they say. That's what they say. However,
Speaker 6: you get there, but it'll take me forever, dude.
Speaker 3: Right, this is the problem with our brains. We get
Speaker 3: there the hard way. It's exhausting.
Speaker 1: You still get there, though, when you run out of
Speaker 1: fingers and toes. It's just so hard to due.
Speaker 2: I think mine would be drawing or painting. I won't
Speaker 2: do music because I just kind of suck at that.
Speaker 2: But I bring it up because we were painting pictures,
Speaker 2: my wife and I and I was terrible. And she
Speaker 2: is not an artist either. She actually has medium art skills,
Speaker 2: like she can draw something. I can't draw anything. I
Speaker 2: have no artisticability at all. That's a good one, but
Speaker 2: I'd like to be a little better drawing, just for
Speaker 2: that one drawing. And at Christmas every year at her parents' house,
Speaker 2: they do this thing where it's like paint Santa Claus
Speaker 2: and mine gets left up because it's awful. They just
Speaker 2: laugh like they highlight it because it's all And at
Speaker 2: first I thought I wasn't trying. But me painting is
Speaker 2: kind of like you guys in math.
Speaker 1: Yeah, terrible.
Speaker 2: I get there, but it takes a long time and
Speaker 2: it ain't pretty when it's over all. Right, let's go,
Speaker 2: we got a big show today. We appreciate you guys
Speaker 2: being here. What I'm hearing from Scuba Steve about today
Speaker 2: is Eddie will sign the NDA on the air. The
Speaker 2: secret Information that we can't know, and we will also
Speaker 2: hear his reaction to what he learns, but we can't
Speaker 2: hear what he learns.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like a reaction could be like oh.
Speaker 1: Could be or oh, that's two reactions.
Speaker 6: But what if it's like if I break the NBA,
Speaker 6: it's a million dollars?
Speaker 1: What if I don't want to do a reaction. You
Speaker 1: don't have to, but you need to.
Speaker 3: Make sure that none of these reactions fall under that, because.
Speaker 2: It's like you got to read it too, That's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, So do this. Why don't you Okay, why
Speaker 2: don't you just hop out, just go read it first?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are you allowed to say? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a great question. Three reactions Amy
Speaker 2: shared with us. You can steal any of those. Let's
Speaker 2: open up the mail bag.
Speaker 1: Do you find the name mail and read it all
Speaker 1: the air? It's something we call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I shop at a medium sized
Speaker 2: regional supermarket chain. They have a promotion were they occasionally
Speaker 2: email at ten dollars coupons for anything in the store
Speaker 2: with no minimal purchase. A few weeks ago, they started
Speaker 2: sending me a new coupon every day money's tight. I
Speaker 2: appreciate the coupons, but I'm feeling guilty about taking advantage
Speaker 2: of what is clearly a glitch. Should I come clean
Speaker 2: with the store's management or just enjoy the free groceries
Speaker 2: while they last signed supermarket sweeps? So what we have
Speaker 2: to take from this is what she says in the email.
Speaker 2: It's clearly a glitch. Okay, so we can't go what
Speaker 2: if they're doing it on purpose? It's clearly a glitch.
Speaker 1: Amy.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess if you want to feel better,
Speaker 3: because I understand that feeling of like I just want
Speaker 3: to be doing the right things, you can say, hey,
Speaker 3: next time you're checking out, just so you know, Like
Speaker 3: I keep getting these emails.
Speaker 4: We cool.
Speaker 2: But until I a checker who has no idea how
Speaker 2: to you can just hit reply and go, hey, I
Speaker 2: keep getting these ten dollars coupons?
Speaker 1: Is this for real?
Speaker 4: But is that going to go anywhere to anybody.
Speaker 1: Better than a checker that's like nineteen working after school.
Speaker 1: They don't care. The checker doesn't care. Yeah, like put
Speaker 1: me on that list exactly. Let me get some of
Speaker 1: those you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but I understand the need to want
Speaker 3: to make sure that you're not doing anything wrong. So
Speaker 3: I guess, however, you need to feel good about that,
Speaker 3: whether it's replying with an email or asking the checker
Speaker 3: or asking for the manager.
Speaker 4: As long as you ask, and you never.
Speaker 3: Know, they might be like, hey, enjoying all it last,
Speaker 3: not our glitch.
Speaker 4: I mean like them personal.
Speaker 2: Because the medium sized regional supermarket chain, it's still a
Speaker 2: chain chain, even if it's reading now you're trying to
Speaker 2: justify it.
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing. I would love this this.
Speaker 6: I would be there twice a day, three times a day.
Speaker 6: Here's my cupon. There you go, thank you, I'll be
Speaker 6: back tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Get that's seventy dollars a week.
Speaker 1: That's amazing box.
Speaker 7: I'm not going to question them why they're giving me coupons. Hey,
Speaker 7: you want me to spend your coupon, I'll spend it.
Speaker 7: So like if Amazon kept dropping packages off on my
Speaker 7: front porch, I'm not going to call Amazon and be like, hey,
Speaker 7: you keep dropping off all these packages. I'm just gonna
Speaker 7: open up and enjoy.
Speaker 1: That's different, man, scary, that's different.
Speaker 4: Have you opened them up?
Speaker 7: Like what I mean you're getting every day? If someone
Speaker 7: kept dropping one hundred dollars bill off.
Speaker 2: The Amazon package is like different specific stuff in it
Speaker 2: with the coupons.
Speaker 3: Do you all know how much money we could have
Speaker 3: made off that package that was sent to my house?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, time. But you also might end up dead. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So this is what I think I would do. Don't
Speaker 2: say anything.
Speaker 1: I can't say anything.
Speaker 2: They're gonna fix it soon, exactly. It's not gonna go
Speaker 2: on forever. They're gonna fix it soon. Yeah, when they
Speaker 2: see you in there three times a day, when they
Speaker 2: see everybody, and I'm sure you're not the only person
Speaker 2: also that this glitch is affecting in a positive way.
Speaker 2: What I would say is, don't be so selfish and
Speaker 2: give some to your friends.
Speaker 1: Just print out a lot of them.
Speaker 2: Well, if they send you five in a week, you
Speaker 2: know there's a glitch. Maybe you do reply and go, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm getting a lot of these. Is there a glitch?
Speaker 2: And after that you're kind of free and clear, and
Speaker 2: then you count. Then you just go on so you
Speaker 2: don't feel so even gluttonous.
Speaker 1: Yes, you just give it. Eddie Lunchbox a couple or
Speaker 1: his replies say thank you.
Speaker 2: Everybody can experience the wealth. Although it is, but you
Speaker 2: know what's right. That's not right deep inside, and you
Speaker 2: know what who knows? Ye, Jesus knows that's right. So
Speaker 2: they're gonna fix it soon enough. I probably if you
Speaker 2: feel if you feel bad, you reply and go, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm getting these every day.
Speaker 1: Is there a glitch? It probably fixes it right then.
Speaker 1: But if you get a bounce back that show, that
Speaker 1: show is baby, then you pass them out.
Speaker 2: To your friends and you go, yeah, yeah, get your
Speaker 2: detergent saving time. Let's go I'm a terrible person, all right,
Speaker 2: close it out.
Speaker 1: We got your team mail and we laid it on.
Speaker 7: Your Now, let's find the clothes Bobby mail bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to Mike and Alabama. Who's on the phone. Hey, Mike,
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Buddy?
Speaker 5: I just want to comment on something, and I get
Speaker 5: his own general In general, I love listening to your show,
Speaker 5: but I've noticed that every time something good happens to
Speaker 5: either you, Eddie lunch Park has a problem with it.
Speaker 5: Is he a narcissist?
Speaker 1: Good question?
Speaker 2: Also, Amy and Morgan would be the two ladies that
Speaker 2: work here with us, and as Lunchbox a narcissist?
Speaker 1: Amy, do you first?
Speaker 4: I know, yes, he is.
Speaker 1: How can you say, no, absolutely, everything's about him.
Speaker 7: Me me, When did I get angry about anything that
Speaker 7: happened to anybody?
Speaker 2: Well, when Eddie was recognized at the basketball game, you
Speaker 2: were like, that's the stupidest thing.
Speaker 1: You ever heard.
Speaker 7: No, I was because he built it up like I
Speaker 7: was about to see that he saw Keith Urban walk
Speaker 7: in or someone, and then he goes and then the
Speaker 7: crowd started whispering.
Speaker 2: I'm like, the crowd didn't whisper. He added that detail.
Speaker 2: So we feel like you get upset everything that's not
Speaker 2: you. You get upset every new person that comes on the
Speaker 2: air that takes any of your apparent shine that you deserve.
Speaker 1: You have excessive admiration for yourself. Who's the best? Like
Speaker 1: a person? You know me?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: What are you? On a scale one to ten?
Speaker 5: Ten?
Speaker 1: Right? So I would say yes, without a doubt.
Speaker 3: He's But that's one that's one thing he does, like
Speaker 3: attention and all that. But that's just one thing of
Speaker 3: the many things that a narcissist does.
Speaker 1: We all like it.
Speaker 2: By definition, narciss is a person who has excessive interest
Speaker 2: in or admiration of themselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was one of the things.
Speaker 2: That's the that's the definition. And if that's the one
Speaker 2: thing that's him, all.
Speaker 1: Right, give me, I'll take it. Narcissus. That's cool. You
Speaker 1: can't even say narcissist. No, and she's like fighting to
Speaker 1: her death why amy?
Speaker 3: So I think that that's that's not that's a that's
Speaker 3: a term that gets thrown around.
Speaker 2: And I think his personality qualities include thinking very highly
Speaker 2: of oneself, needing admiration, believing others are inferior, and lacking
Speaker 2: empathy for others.
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is being confident, is being a.
Speaker 2: Narcissis There is a fine line. If it's all about
Speaker 2: you all the time, that would be narcissistic.
Speaker 4: I think he has empathy.
Speaker 1: He gets mad at telling me something goods when people
Speaker 1: want the lottery, right, and that's telling me something good.
Speaker 3: So he had he struggles getting happy for people, but
Speaker 3: he can get sad for people or relate to their sadness.
Speaker 2: And all the eight things that narcissist has. Number one
Speaker 2: a sense of over self importance. Check two, a preoccupation
Speaker 2: with power, beauty, or success.
Speaker 3: Check three entitled preoccupied okay with what he doesn't care
Speaker 3: about how he looks.
Speaker 2: No, he thinks he looks awesome all the time.
Speaker 1: And money.
Speaker 2: It's all he thinks about is success and money. Number
Speaker 2: three entitled check I deserve everybody? Yes, I deserve cheese cake.
Speaker 2: Remember that I did deserve it entitlement. Number four only
Speaker 2: wants to be around people who are important or special
Speaker 2: or brags win with them VIPs here's me and Diddy.
Speaker 1: Although we didn't talk about that one anymore, and we
Speaker 1: won't talk about that one for.
Speaker 2: Number five interpersonally exploitive for their own gain.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a pasting not too. Number six arrogant. All
Speaker 2: I do is win.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm arrogant. I think I'm confident.
Speaker 2: Number seven must be admired, now, that's true.
Speaker 1: He likes the lambo. He wanted to take a lambo
Speaker 1: to his reunion. Yeah. I think you have n PD,
Speaker 1: but that's okay. What What is MPD Narcissistic personality disorder?
Speaker 1: Why is it a disorder? Why is it like, here's
Speaker 1: the final one?
Speaker 2: Envious of others or you believe that others are envious
Speaker 2: of you?
Speaker 1: What is envy?
Speaker 8: Me?
Speaker 1: Stop? They want to be mere?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: People want to be me? For sure, they wish they
Speaker 1: had my life. Hey, Mike, I think you are exactly right, buddy.
Speaker 2: I don't know why Amy's defending him so hardy.
Speaker 3: And controlling and gas like he doesn't he doesn't do
Speaker 3: all the other things like.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just listed all eight things from these are
Speaker 2: the Duke Health dot Org.
Speaker 1: The Universe, the Duke University. Yes, well it's Duke. I
Speaker 1: don't really I'm not believing Duke Mike.
Speaker 2: Yes, I appreciate that call, and I think you're exactly right.
Speaker 2: Why do you think that is?
Speaker 5: I don't know why. I just noticed it. Yes, because
Speaker 5: I had a relationship with a woman that was a
Speaker 5: narcissist and she drove me crazy and it took me
Speaker 5: eleven years to get out of it. And I've picked
Speaker 5: up on it now. Whether you're a bad narcissist that
Speaker 5: hurt people or you know, I don't say good narciss
Speaker 5: but a normal narcissist, and I think that's what he is.
Speaker 5: I've saved ten people's lives in my lifetime and I've
Speaker 5: never told no one. Everyone wanted me to be on
Speaker 5: Ellen and so forth. The last one was in October
Speaker 5: of twenty seventeen. It was a gunshot victim. I was
Speaker 5: going after one of the shooters when I seen the
Speaker 5: guy laying in between the gas pumps and blood was all.
Speaker 1: Over the place.
Speaker 5: And when I got to him, he had no poltse
Speaker 5: and I brought him back. But I've never told no
Speaker 5: one I'm one of the least selfless men you'll ever
Speaker 5: meet in my life. And I guess just hearing I
Speaker 5: listen to y'all every day, and I guess it's hearing
Speaker 5: Lunchbox not be happy for the people he worked with,
Speaker 5: especially like I think Eddie was getting his own podcast
Speaker 5: or something. He had something negative to say about that.
Speaker 1: Scuba was getting his own show on the Yeah radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah yea yeah.
Speaker 5: So I mean, but I love listening to him because
Speaker 5: he makes me laugh sometimes. But I sometimes I'm like, dude,
Speaker 5: get it the program.
Speaker 1: Man, Hey, I'm probably you for saving ten lives. I
Speaker 1: saved seven.
Speaker 7: I did a power Red donation with the Red Cross
Speaker 7: about a month and a half ago.
Speaker 1: I saved seven lives. You saved ten.
Speaker 7: So me and you are like two in the same
Speaker 7: man we're saving lives out here.
Speaker 2: I think he means he's like physically gone and seeing
Speaker 2: the life he's saving and risked his own where you
Speaker 2: gave blood and just took their word for it.
Speaker 7: No, no power Reds is different. Blood saves three, power,
Speaker 7: Reds saved seven?
Speaker 1: What about the tests you saved?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: I give a dollar two dollars every time I get
Speaker 7: dog food from my two dogs.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mike, we appreciate you bringing light to something that
Speaker 1: I think needed to be said.
Speaker 5: But I don't un star. I don't think he'd wave
Speaker 5: through thirty something gunshots to save a man's life.
Speaker 1: Well, you're crazy, don't you do something like that? Dude?
Speaker 1: You got to be recognized. That's a nice The.
Speaker 7: Whole point is David finized, like David what's his name?
Speaker 1: That's not David. David's name. Point, David, my name is.
Speaker 1: You should when you do something like that, you should
Speaker 1: get the cloud.
Speaker 5: I don't leave the cloud. Jesus is my cloud brothers.
Speaker 1: And with that, he's out. It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 1: That's a funny one.
Speaker 2: The woman's name is Kelly, and so she has a
Speaker 2: bench rap is out her front porch. I guess they
Speaker 2: just hang out on this goose laid eggs right under
Speaker 2: the bench.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know the goose goose is not her goose.
Speaker 2: So she was thinking, what I do with the eggs? Right?
Speaker 1: Cook them?
Speaker 2: Do I not touch them and let them? So it
Speaker 2: turns out though they're federally protected, you can't move any
Speaker 2: part of a nest or goose eggs. So she's like,
Speaker 2: why do want to get in trouble because she already
Speaker 2: posted they were there? Oh no, so she left them.
Speaker 2: And so then she started to document what had happened,
Speaker 2: and the mama goose would come back around and like
Speaker 2: cover it up, and so the wind would blow and
Speaker 2: bowl all off, but she would recover it with what
Speaker 2: the mamma goose had put on, like the leaves and
Speaker 2: the trees and stuff. And so now she does this
Speaker 2: on TikTok and she is making sure the goose eggs
Speaker 2: hatch and that all the baby geese are actually able
Speaker 2: to get to where the mom is and they're not
Speaker 2: killed wow or the dog or the dogs don't get
Speaker 2: to them and eat them. She's even set up a
Speaker 2: little thing on the edges of it so a dog
Speaker 2: because a dog or any animal can come and eat
Speaker 2: goose eggs.
Speaker 6: So she probably doesn't have kids, huh, because like my
Speaker 6: kids would have easily gotten those in the thrown them.
Speaker 1: No, unless you got to them before the kids. Yes.
Speaker 2: Inspiring more dot Com had the story, but random goose
Speaker 2: land eggs and now like she's in.
Speaker 1: Charge of them.
Speaker 6: What's the expression where you say, like a goose egg zero,
Speaker 6: it's in the shape of zero.
Speaker 1: Got it got zero? Yeah, it's shape say.
Speaker 4: Or also if you hit your leg and you get
Speaker 4: like my son.
Speaker 1: Like, because a.
Speaker 2: Goose pecker like a peck, they would like attack and
Speaker 2: peck you like in your butt and but you get goosed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna say that as a shin.
Speaker 3: Oh, Like my son hit his shin the other day
Speaker 3: and there was a little like a big raised bump,
Speaker 3: And I don't know, I just said, oh, it's a
Speaker 3: little goosegg.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I even said that, either maybe
Speaker 3: my mom said that to me when I was little, or.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're just coming up with stuff because you'rerrre medication.
Speaker 1: That could be a tune.
Speaker 4: It applies a little goose egg.
Speaker 1: There you go. That is that's what it's all about.
Speaker 1: That was tell me something good?
Speaker 2: Can I show you something and you don't laugh at me? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're lying. Because you don't know if you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Laugh at me or not.
Speaker 4: No, I cannot laugh.
Speaker 2: My new temporary hobby is I like to buy these
Speaker 2: things called auto cut signatures. So it's like an autograph
Speaker 2: what's up? But it's not anything autographed. It's like it's
Speaker 2: the no no, that's just a word. But it's like
Speaker 2: authenticated and it's them that signed something. And I have
Speaker 2: I'm doing a hero's collection of my own personal hero
Speaker 2: So I've got like autographs in like a case. It's
Speaker 2: been authenticated and graded from people like David Letterman. I
Speaker 2: got a cool ticket that he's signed Mark Grace first
Speaker 2: based off for the Cubs, and I ordered one of
Speaker 2: Sting the Wrestler and so new Sting is Yes, So
Speaker 2: this is my my auto cut from Sting the Wrestler
Speaker 2: and I got it. It's big, yeah, except a stupid
Speaker 2: Sting the singer from the police.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got ever bat you How do you know?
Speaker 1: Because it says it on top they never moved you
Speaker 1: make well?
Speaker 4: So can you sell that?
Speaker 2: I wanted Stinger splash? What I mean, what kind of
Speaker 2: idiot buys these? I don't know you, I know, that's
Speaker 2: my point.
Speaker 1: I still so it's just a signature.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so it's a signature, but it's in a case.
Speaker 2: It's case, and it's authenticated by like PSA or Beckett.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to worry about it if it's
Speaker 2: real or not. I want everything to be sealed. I've
Speaker 2: got a collection. I just ordered Ed Asner yesterday. Who's
Speaker 2: that exactly twelve dollars.
Speaker 1: He's a boss. I'm Harry Tyler Moore of The Fat Guy. Oh,
Speaker 1: no show, see.
Speaker 3: Problem.
Speaker 5: I got it.
Speaker 2: Ernie Banks, Now that's Coolah, any case, I got Arni
Speaker 2: Banks shorts off of.
Speaker 1: The Cubs, like you know back in the sixty six Times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I have a hero's but then the sting
Speaker 2: is not the right sting, So now I gotta go
Speaker 2: order another one.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make good money for that off that I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to. But this is my own collection. I
Speaker 1: also want to keep that. Let me take about my therapists.
Speaker 2: So what my therapist said, like, find something that I
Speaker 2: will collect and I can keep, not something that's super expensive,
Speaker 2: because he's I mean this was probably like sixty bucks,
Speaker 2: sixty five bucks, right, and also that people because it's
Speaker 2: impossible and I know this to buy me anything for
Speaker 2: my birthday or Christmas because I've I've been single for
Speaker 2: so long. I'm married now, but and now I have money,
Speaker 2: so I just buy whatever I want. You have everything,
Speaker 2: so is My therapist is like, why don't you have
Speaker 2: a hobby that people can like for your birthday? Help
Speaker 2: you and like get you cool stuff that does not
Speaker 2: cost a whole lot. Look about your birthday is past
Speaker 2: or Christmas or whatever. You're gonna be over this hog.
Speaker 2: You're correct about a month, I know.
Speaker 1: So anyway, do you hang those on the wall? Like
Speaker 1: what do you do with I have a case and I
Speaker 1: stole them away, but so you don't even display them? No,
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: If you want to come over and look at I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go do them like baseball cards.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I thought the point of having that stuff
Speaker 7: is to put it on the wall so people can
Speaker 7: see it. It's a conversation piece. Like if you're gonna
Speaker 7: just buy them and put them somewhere where you know
Speaker 7: and sees them.
Speaker 1: I got addics.
Speaker 2: I got a Greg Maddox signed three hundred game winning ticket.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool case.
Speaker 3: So these are the signature ones, But what are you
Speaker 3: doing with your word obsession?
Speaker 4: Are you over that?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, that's all I can afford. For George Washington. I
Speaker 1: wasn't an obsession the word. That's what started it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bought George Washington had written the word the
Speaker 2: the in a letter, and I bought the clipped out
Speaker 2: word of the the George Washington, father of our country, bought.
Speaker 1: And it's funny, that's the word the because these use
Speaker 1: all over us. Will have my theory.
Speaker 2: I did order a Richard Nixon and a Jimmy Carter
Speaker 2: President's collections.
Speaker 1: Going a little bit too. Oh so now you're on president.
Speaker 2: No, No, I have the hero's collection, and then I
Speaker 2: have President's collection, and then I have artists.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to order a sting forbids you take.
Speaker 4: So's your goal to get one from every president?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because I don't think I can.
Speaker 2: Why Nixon it was like fifty bucks, Yeah, because I'm
Speaker 2: just on the cheaper ones right now. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Like if you wanted like a George Washington or it's
Speaker 2: like seventy thousand dollars, that's why I got the worthy.
Speaker 1: I could afford that. But that's my new obsession is.
Speaker 1: But you did a good job not laughing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like the Sting one.
Speaker 3: You just hivot, you keep it, it'll be a fun story,
Speaker 3: or you sell it.
Speaker 1: I put in offers for both Obama and Trump. Oh nice?
Speaker 4: How much are they.
Speaker 1: More than sting and more than.
Speaker 5: Order?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're not. They're not super cheap, but they're both.
Speaker 2: It's so alive, so you can get them. So that's
Speaker 2: my new that's that's my new collection. All right.
Speaker 1: But this is the wrong one. Order the wrong one?
Speaker 1: So do you order the new one?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: The wrestler. I'm going to it during the break.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, how many presidential signatures would Bobby have to
Speaker 3: get to have all the presidents?
Speaker 4: How many would he have?
Speaker 1: Forty six?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: I was still thinking girls, girls.
Speaker 7: Thank you. I was like, we're the dumb ones, Like
Speaker 7: you're on our level, don't I Like, oh.
Speaker 3: No, actually I'm easy trivia, but it relies on you,
Speaker 3: like you're all smart, Like, hey, dumb guys, Hey idiots
Speaker 3: over there. We also did that thing for money in
Speaker 3: a jar the other day and I want it.
Speaker 1: You're so smart, thank you.
Speaker 2: I also actually ship some of this stuff up here,
Speaker 2: like I have one coming Saturday.
Speaker 1: But I'm not, but I'm not gonna be here for it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, watch out. People steal stuff around here exactly.
Speaker 2: So that's my that's my new obsession. If they want
Speaker 2: to buy this, I'll sell it. Sing the singer one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars good man?
Speaker 1: Okay? Making sure?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna play this, And then we're gonna
Speaker 2: hear from Eddie who looked at the NDA. He's gonna
Speaker 2: give us his reaction just to the NDA that the
Speaker 2: record company wants in sign that's coming out next. Here's
Speaker 2: a question, Amy, where would you prefer to be hit on?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, where would you prefer to be hit on?
Speaker 2: If it's going to happen? If a guy is somewhere
Speaker 2: and you're somewhere, how would you prefer it happen?
Speaker 1: And hit on? Is kind of a weird I don't
Speaker 1: nobody says that.
Speaker 2: But for a guy to come up and flirt with you,
Speaker 2: what's the scenario in your mind that is most advantageous
Speaker 2: to him?
Speaker 8: Hm.
Speaker 3: So I don't know that this has happened to me
Speaker 3: in a while, So I don't know. Right now, I'm
Speaker 3: thinking the grocery store, but also hiking one of those
Speaker 3: two places.
Speaker 4: Two places that I like.
Speaker 1: So how would they do it?
Speaker 2: How would you prefer they do it so you don't
Speaker 2: feel weird about it?
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to feel weird no matter what.
Speaker 1: Hmm, it's just going to be awkward.
Speaker 3: It's probably gonna be awkward for me no matter what,
Speaker 3: because I'm probably not going to realize he's hitting on me.
Speaker 1: Well, once you thought the guy the supermarket was hitting on.
Speaker 4: You, Well he asked no, no, no, he needed.
Speaker 1: Your cell phone number for the credit card thing.
Speaker 3: That was confusing, right, right, right? So see how I
Speaker 3: was confuser. If you're just directly asking for my number,
Speaker 3: I'm like, why would because I wasn't used my number.
Speaker 1: It was a checker and he's like, what's your number?
Speaker 2: Right? You're like Mary, but you're not anymore though, correct Morgan.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you, because I don't know if you
Speaker 2: and your dude or like boyfriend? Now are your boyfriend girlfriend?
Speaker 4: I will plead the fifth good.
Speaker 1: Fine by me. We'll come back to that.
Speaker 2: How would you in your single days, even six months ago,
Speaker 2: how would you have preferred to be hit on?
Speaker 9: I feel like it would be in a social setting
Speaker 9: like a bar or happy hour, some type of very casual.
Speaker 4: Setting, because in grocery stuff it's a little bit more formal.
Speaker 9: I have been approached at a grocery store, and it's
Speaker 9: definitely more awkward, Like what do they do?
Speaker 1: I like your melons, water melons?
Speaker 3: I don't know right now, I'm on the cereal aisle
Speaker 3: in my head and I'm going for the granola.
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, I hate the same I have
Speaker 2: the same fiber issues, that type thing, like I can't
Speaker 2: poot for days either, that same situation.
Speaker 4: That's not where my brain went.
Speaker 2: But so here's the article ask men dot Com has
Speaker 2: it where they say women generally don't want to be
Speaker 2: hit on when they're doing their daily activities.
Speaker 4: Oh like hiking at the grocery store.
Speaker 2: If they're walking down the street, if they're grocery shopping,
Speaker 2: if they're doing what they normally do, it's not.
Speaker 1: A good moment to interrupt them.
Speaker 2: The article says, it's true there are some women who
Speaker 2: don't mind being approached, but even when it's a positive thing,
Speaker 2: there's always that very awkward moment of wait, it might
Speaker 2: be why is this person talking to me. It's best
Speaker 2: to approach them during happy hours, out with friends or
Speaker 2: social settings. But if your only moment is to shoot
Speaker 2: a shot. It's a grocery store, Like, it's not like
Speaker 2: you're going to see her at the Totinos and for
Speaker 2: sure get her back. It's a restaurant like you may
Speaker 2: be a one time opportunity.
Speaker 3: I feel like if he's like, hey, if you tried
Speaker 3: that granola, because that kind of good, I'd be like, thank.
Speaker 1: You for the heads up, and you wouldn't think they
Speaker 1: were flirting with you.
Speaker 3: Oh not initially, but then obviously if he's flirting, he'll
Speaker 3: keep talking.
Speaker 2: Or if he gets just a totally cold response like
Speaker 2: oh yeah, thanks, I'll be sure to check that out.
Speaker 3: No, i'd be excited for the granola to I don't know.
Speaker 3: See this is why I'm single.
Speaker 1: Probably Morgan, your thoughts on this article, Yeah, I.
Speaker 9: Feel like it's accurate because when I have been a
Speaker 9: like approach, like I was approaching a grocery store parking lot,
Speaker 9: like I was driving, you just like stop me and
Speaker 9: was like, hey, you want to go on a date,
Speaker 9: sometime I was like this.
Speaker 4: Felt really weird.
Speaker 1: Weird, that's pretty baller, Okay, I would never have the.
Speaker 9: Gu to do awfully, it was very approachable and I
Speaker 9: wouldn't discourage anybody from doing that if.
Speaker 4: That's their opportunity.
Speaker 9: But I do think in a social setting, when there's
Speaker 9: just more communication happening, you're in a better situation for
Speaker 9: it to be successful.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Otherwise it's like cold calling. Yeah, doing sales person's like
Speaker 2: working their job. It's like I don't know, I don't
Speaker 2: want to buy a full of paper, you know.
Speaker 1: But good Amy, you're learning you're in a single.
Speaker 3: Again, am I though I don't know that you're divorced now, right,
Speaker 3: But I don't know that I'm learning anything. My friend
Speaker 3: told me to go sit at a bar, at a
Speaker 3: nice restaurant or like a nice hotel and have a
Speaker 3: book and a glass of wine and sit there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then if nobody comes up to you, you're
Speaker 2: gonna go I must be ugly when it's not that
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 4: Or it's like I got already and.
Speaker 1: Just like looking for disappointment.
Speaker 7: I'm alone and it's reeks of desperation, and they can
Speaker 7: mistake you for a lady of the night.
Speaker 2: I don't think either one of those are true in
Speaker 2: Las Vegas when you were in Vegas for here.
Speaker 7: I'm just telling you, if you want to know which
Speaker 7: ones are the ladies of the night, but.
Speaker 1: In Vegas, all right. And also I don't think it
Speaker 1: reeks a desperation.
Speaker 2: I just think you're setting yourself up for failure where
Speaker 2: something doesn't happen or it's not I Gualie you would.
Speaker 4: I guess. I guess I would have to do it
Speaker 4: with no expectations.
Speaker 1: Just sure, Hooker. I didn't say that.
Speaker 4: It never crossed my mind that someone would think that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I do.
Speaker 2: Want to bring Eddie in the studio. He's not in
Speaker 2: studio right now. If we could bring him in from
Speaker 2: my office. Eddie's looking over this nda that he's supposed
Speaker 2: to sign today to learn the industry secret that not
Speaker 2: even I know.
Speaker 1: Eddie, you've looked over the paper. You do not know
Speaker 1: the secret yet because you haven't signed it. I have
Speaker 1: the paper in my hand. Yeah, I see it quickly.
Speaker 1: What can you tell me? Because I don't want no
Speaker 1: details of the paper. But how do you feel before
Speaker 1: you sign this?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I feel nervous now because when I look
Speaker 6: at the paper, all I see is one million dollars
Speaker 6: and they wrote.
Speaker 1: It out with all the zeros, and what does it say?
Speaker 1: I can't tell you exactly that line.
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 1: They've said the penalties a million bill.
Speaker 6: It says it's titled Confidentiality Agreement.
Speaker 1: Huh, that's the top of it.
Speaker 6: And I will say that it's written by a label
Speaker 6: president and a lawyer. Okay, that's I think that's about
Speaker 6: all I can say. I don't know what I want
Speaker 6: to mess with. Here's the deal, though, I don't know
Speaker 6: when this thing ends. Like what if I can't ever
Speaker 6: ever ever say it?
Speaker 4: Well, didn't you say they're going to eventually?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But he says if it doesn't say it and we
Speaker 2: can all talk about whatever it is that he can't.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know, and I okay.
Speaker 2: So the signing ceremony where Eddie learns the secret, I mean,
Speaker 2: you could sign it now and then we just tell
Speaker 2: him the secret because I don't know it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be telling him. Do you want
Speaker 1: me to sign it right right now? Yeah?
Speaker 5: You want to.
Speaker 1: You've never sign one of these. This is intimidated. I
Speaker 1: have signed. I'm not signing it for this though. Go ahead, lunchbox,
Speaker 1: I'm signing to learn.
Speaker 6: The You're not winning a million dollars boom, right there?
Speaker 1: Did you sign it. I signed it. That's the first
Speaker 1: time I ever signed one of these. Sign it like one.
Speaker 1: That's my segments for man. Okay, yeah, okay, he has
Speaker 1: signed it.
Speaker 2: We will hear not the secret, but we will hear
Speaker 2: his reaction to the secret coming up in a little bit.
Speaker 1: One move find a million bucks. That's crazy. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. Henry Carson, that's who it is
Speaker 1: or what it is.
Speaker 6: A scoopa se real talk, real talk, Like I don't
Speaker 6: have a million dollars, so what if I say something?
Speaker 1: They'll just sue you, like garnage or wagers, all of them.
Speaker 1: They eventually until you pay that. Yeah, they sue you.
Speaker 1: That's my whole life. Oh good luck. Don't tell the secret.
Speaker 1: Here's a voicemail from Tristan and Tennessee.
Speaker 8: My mom would say that she saw Eddie at the
Speaker 8: gas station and I don't think it was him. Eddie
Speaker 8: wee at the gas station the Thornton and Lebanon, Tennessee
Speaker 8: on Saturday, around like sixty five pm with your two kids.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think it would. But you know, wait,
Speaker 1: Eddie can spot it. Man, that was me.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 1: I was at the Thornton.
Speaker 2: Eddie.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Your listeners are seeing Eddie everywhere. I'm freaking
Speaker 1: out in Levin and Tennessee.
Speaker 7: Baby is Eddy wearing a shirt now that says I'm
Speaker 7: Eddie from the Bay a Bone show this number?
Speaker 1: What is he doing?
Speaker 7: That's a good idea handing out cards. Hey, guys, tell
Speaker 7: him you saw me. I'm trying to get my importance
Speaker 7: up on the show.
Speaker 1: No, man, I don't know what's happening, but you know,
Speaker 1: just living my life. Brother, that's too everybody.
Speaker 2: Cn Eddie.
Speaker 1: Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 3: So there's a new study that says if you have
Speaker 3: a pet that has passed away, having an.
Speaker 4: Encounter with this ghost will help you deal with greef.
Speaker 2: Also, having ann with your pets ghosts says you shouldn't
Speaker 2: do experimental drugs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I also you gonna do that. How are
Speaker 6: you going to encounter your pets ghosts?
Speaker 3: Well, an experience could be that you dream about your
Speaker 3: dead dog. That is an encounter in a way like
Speaker 3: they're part of your life. It's it doesn't mean that
Speaker 3: the dog is like haunting. You were coming back to
Speaker 3: visiting busy.
Speaker 2: So seeing somebody in a dream council is a ghost experience,
Speaker 2: then I can think I've had I've seen ghosts. Then
Speaker 2: I guess we all have. Yeah, I always thought it
Speaker 2: was like something floating around, or.
Speaker 3: Like if you hear like my dog when she walks
Speaker 3: on the hardwoods, it's like it's like.
Speaker 4: Say, you're in another.
Speaker 3: Room, but your dog is dead, but you still hear
Speaker 3: the like they say that can help you as well.
Speaker 1: Then I've for sure seen the ghost of my cell phone.
Speaker 1: It vibrates in my pocket sometimes.
Speaker 2: Hair.
Speaker 3: What about that ghost dog you saw at your house,
Speaker 3: that white one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not my old dog though, that's just a
Speaker 2: ghost dog. And it disappeared, and since I moved, it
Speaker 2: hasn't even shown up. That's how I know it was
Speaker 2: a ghost.
Speaker 1: Maybe it stays in the old place on the house
Speaker 1: that used to live, that's true. Whatever, Okay, what else
Speaker 1: you got?
Speaker 3: Older people are revealing their biggest regrets, and the general
Speaker 3: consistence was that money really isn't as important as we
Speaker 3: think it is. Of course, having food and a roof
Speaker 3: over our head, that's great, But experiences and the people
Speaker 3: you surround yourself with are ultimately like what older people regrant.
Speaker 3: They regret working so much and not having life experiences.
Speaker 2: I hate to be this guy because I'm not on
Speaker 2: Lunchboxes team. But a lot of experiences.
Speaker 1: You have to pay for. It costs money. Vacation No, no, no,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, just like hanging out the park?
Speaker 2: I agree with that, waterfalls, I agree, yes, absolutely, But
Speaker 2: a lot of times experiences are things that it doesn't
Speaker 2: count as an experience.
Speaker 1: If you can do it every day, that's every day.
Speaker 1: That's like things that happen.
Speaker 2: Fishing, and I agree, game night no, yes, but that's
Speaker 2: not that would be considered an experience. If you do
Speaker 2: it one hundred times, it's an experience. Like something you
Speaker 2: do once or twice, it's an experience. So I agree.
Speaker 1: But also old people are probably like I should probably
Speaker 1: just say this.
Speaker 7: And old people probably don't remember those experiences because they
Speaker 7: lose their minds. I don't think their memories. Dude, when
Speaker 7: you get older, it's hard to remember things. Your hearing heavy,
Speaker 7: your vision. No, no, no, you talked like if you I
Speaker 7: talked to my parents and I was I was gonna say,
Speaker 7: you guys, but your parents were dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 7: They're like, man, I don't remember that. They're like I'll
Speaker 7: be honest. Now that I'm older, I don't remember as much.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, exactly, your memory's fade. So they don't
Speaker 7: remember having money was so awesome.
Speaker 2: They don't remember how they wish they would have had
Speaker 2: more money. Yes, they only remember.
Speaker 7: It's selective memory. It's like, oh, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: Now that I'm older, I don't even remember wanting money.
Speaker 7: But back in the day, they wanted money and they
Speaker 7: realized they needed money.
Speaker 1: See, I'm not on that team.
Speaker 7: Because as they're older, they don't want to do those experiences,
Speaker 7: because they don't want to jump out of airplanes. They
Speaker 7: don't want to go on these adventures because they're older,
Speaker 7: they're worried, you know what I mean. I'm comfortable just
Speaker 7: having game night with Sally and Betty across the street.
Speaker 1: But it also doesn't have to be jumping out of airplanes.
Speaker 7: Well, just going to a concert, going to something. Yeah,
Speaker 7: it costs money.
Speaker 2: Well that was my point, but I hear you, But
Speaker 2: I now don't want to be on your team anymore.
Speaker 2: So I'm fully with Amy and now a.
Speaker 3: Wow to think about, Like a lot of our memories
Speaker 3: aren't the actual real memory anyway. It's like, however we
Speaker 3: last thought about it, it gets filed away in our brain.
Speaker 4: But it's probably it's probably not accurate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all we had to perspective. That's all anybody ever has. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and none of it is actually true. It's like one
Speaker 2: two people get to fight. There's that story, there's that story,
Speaker 2: then there's a real story. Yeah yeah, all right, what else?
Speaker 3: There's a TikTok challenge called the blackout challenge? Anyone tried it?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: Well, you pretty much hold your breath until you pass out.
Speaker 2: No, you know that would be hard to do because
Speaker 2: I feel like I would just go before I.
Speaker 1: Got to that stage.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, kids in school are trying it, and one kid
Speaker 3: at a middle school recently passed out while at school
Speaker 3: had to go to the hospital. So teachers are urging
Speaker 3: parents to talk to their kids about the I got
Speaker 3: a challenge and how we shouldn't do things like that.
Speaker 2: That's a commitment, because I think I would just go
Speaker 2: can't breathe like my body naturally would. If you can
Speaker 2: hold it past that point and keep holding your breath, dang,
Speaker 2: the discipline like to see a probably has a job
Speaker 2: for you. If you can do that, but we used
Speaker 2: to do the blackout challenge, but without holding our breath,
Speaker 2: you just push.
Speaker 1: Hands off me.
Speaker 3: I was listening to a guided meditation the other day
Speaker 3: to where he was like saying, like, try to hold
Speaker 3: your breath, and then he said, if your body starts
Speaker 3: to do weird things or you wake up on the floor,
Speaker 3: that's very normal.
Speaker 4: That's what you got change.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm sitting there thinking, Okay, I guess
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it right because I'm not on the floor.
Speaker 1: But you've been guided by the wrong person.
Speaker 4: I said, Amy, that's my file.
Speaker 1: That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
Speaker 1: good news much box.
Speaker 7: Paul and Larry are two buddies in Kentucky and one says, hey, Man,
Speaker 7: I need to go to Walmart. You want to come
Speaker 7: with me, Yeah, jump on in the truck. So Paul
Speaker 7: in there here walking around the Walmart when all of
Speaker 7: a sudden, Larry collapses boom right there on the aisle,
Speaker 7: and Paul's like, man, I used to be in the military.
Speaker 7: I learned CPR sixty years ago. Let me see if
Speaker 7: I can still do this. Gets down there, brings Larry
Speaker 7: back to life before paramedics arrived.
Speaker 1: Wow. Also sounds like he was in the ball man.
Speaker 1: Let the dogs out. And that way you do it too, now,
Speaker 1: staying alive, saying alive, saying a live, staying that's what
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 7: Man, Well, I messed it up, but by either way
Speaker 7: Paul remembered from sixty years ago, saved his buddy.
Speaker 2: And I mean no idea if they got the stuff
Speaker 2: they went to Walmart for. Oh yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It's Walmart in every corner.
Speaker 1: Go get it later, Yeah, go get it when he
Speaker 1: gets out the hospital. That's right. Good job, Paul Morgan,
Speaker 1: that's what it's all about. That was telling me something
Speaker 1: good