Speaker 1: Looking jewels. Second dat day weddings are always fun, right,
Speaker 1: there's a young couple that's giving away their independence and,
Speaker 1: judging by statistics, will probably be divorced in four point
Speaker 1: seven years. But other than that, there's the lonely people
Speaker 1: looking to hook up. Good, such a sour looking drunk
Speaker 1: uncle sticking his junk in the punch when people aren't looking.
Speaker 1: And of course there's always so many awkward moments at weddings.
Speaker 1: And Audrey is on the phone today because she wants
Speaker 1: to call a dude that she met at a wedding
Speaker 1: and he was actually the cause of the major awkwardness
Speaker 1: at the wedding. Audrey, what's up, hi, Yas, how are
Speaker 1: you doing? Not too bad? So the guy that you
Speaker 1: want to call today actually caused some drama at the wedding.
Speaker 1: Am I reading your email correctly? Yeah? He definitely made
Speaker 1: an impression during the ceremony. Please please don't tell me
Speaker 1: that you're trying to get a call back from the groom. No, no, no, no, okay, good.
Speaker 1: He was actually doing the wedding video. Oh, he's a videographer,
Speaker 1: so he wasn't even like a friend or anything. He
Speaker 1: was an employee. Well, he's a friend of the groom. Okay,
Speaker 1: so is his buddy was filming the thing. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: and your email said that something really awkward happened. What
Speaker 1: was that. Well, when it came time for them to
Speaker 1: read their vows, he forgot to press record and he
Speaker 1: had to have them repeat them basically shut up. He
Speaker 1: actually stopped them in the middle and said, I didn't
Speaker 1: get that. Can you redo it? God? Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: super awkward. He had to get up in front of
Speaker 1: everyone and apologize and yeah, it was really awkward. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, did you give him any direction like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're going to run this back again, but you I
Speaker 1: need you to really have more emotion in this. You
Speaker 1: have one single tier dropped down your cheek. No, no directions,
Speaker 1: But he definitely felt super awful about it, and it
Speaker 1: was really awkward. I'm confused that we want to date
Speaker 1: with him at the wedding while he was videoing the
Speaker 1: wedding because no, So you know, after this happened during
Speaker 1: the ceremony, he pretty much had no one talking to him.
Speaker 1: During the reception by himself with his video camera alone
Speaker 1: in the corner. Yeah, I feel so. I felt really
Speaker 1: bad for the guy, and I struck up a conversation
Speaker 1: with him, brought him a drink. I just felt really
Speaker 1: bad for him. He seems like he genuinely just made
Speaker 1: a mistake, and you know, he was really beating himself
Speaker 1: up over this, like this is the dumbest mistake anyone
Speaker 1: could have made. I just ruined their wedding, and I
Speaker 1: was just trying to make him feel better. Like, no,
Speaker 1: you know, you could have swung a camera around and
Speaker 1: hit the bride in the face, like that would have
Speaker 1: been worse. No, no one barely even noticed what you did. Well,
Speaker 1: they noticed, So you were sitting there trying to make
Speaker 1: him feel better. And is that what your date is?
Speaker 1: Or did you guys actually go out on a date.
Speaker 1: We did not go out on a date. We hung
Speaker 1: out during the wedding. We hung out for like probably
Speaker 1: a few hours. Oh wow, Okay, Yeah, And like it
Speaker 1: started out that I just felt bad for him and
Speaker 1: wanted to cheer him up. But the more we got
Speaker 1: to talking and hanging out, He's just a really sweet
Speaker 1: guy and we actually kind of have a lot in common,
Speaker 1: So I guess I sort of started getting feelings for him.
Speaker 1: Throughout this time we spent together. More than just feeling
Speaker 1: bad for him. Yeah, more than just feeling bad for him. Okay.
Speaker 1: I then gave him a little kiss towards the end
Speaker 1: of the night, so you know that definitely cheered him up,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was going great, hitty kiss, you
Speaker 1: give him a little pity kiss because he felt bad
Speaker 1: for him. Well, it was half pity kissed and half
Speaker 1: I really wanted to kiss him. There was still a
Speaker 1: little bit was his reaction after you kissed him. It
Speaker 1: seems like he liked it, like he seemed to be happier,
Speaker 1: like kind of forgetting about what had happened. But not
Speaker 1: long after that, he kind of disappeared and I didn't
Speaker 1: get a chance to exchange numbers with him or anything.
Speaker 1: So I got his number from the bride, and uh,
Speaker 1: I texted him and he hasn't responded, So I don't
Speaker 1: know it happened, or I don't know. You haven't heard
Speaker 1: anything from him at all. No, I assume when you
Speaker 1: guys were talking, you know he's single, right, Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess, because like if a girl kisses
Speaker 1: you and then you disappear, maybe you're guilty. Or I
Speaker 1: don't know. I hadn't even thought of that actually, but
Speaker 1: I'd like to find out if that's what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really felt like we hit it off, and I
Speaker 1: would like to say him again. All right, well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call him and get your
Speaker 1: second day update. Okay, great, thanks, all right, hang up
Speaker 1: brooking Cubile. In the morning update if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for today's second update, Audrey is on the phone
Speaker 1: and she's surprised that she's not getting a call back
Speaker 1: from a dude named Justin because at the end of
Speaker 1: the night she even gave him a pity kiss. She
Speaker 1: felt bad for him the whole evening and decided to
Speaker 1: throw him a bone and kiss him. And you know what,
Speaker 1: a pity kiss is still a kiss, Audrey, So why
Speaker 1: isn't he calling you back? That's what I'm saying. If
Speaker 1: you didn't hear the story, Audrey met this dude named
Speaker 1: Justin at their friend's wedding. He was actually videoing the
Speaker 1: wedding and there was a very awkward moment where he
Speaker 1: forgot to video the vows, so he had to stop
Speaker 1: everything and ask them to redo it so he can
Speaker 1: capture the moment on video. After that, he felt terrible
Speaker 1: and then Audrey approached him at the reception and try
Speaker 1: to make him feel better. They talked, they drank a
Speaker 1: little bit, danced and had a fun time, and then
Speaker 1: ended the evening with a kiss. But now she's not
Speaker 1: hearing anything back from Justin and doesn't know why. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna see if we can get him on the
Speaker 1: phone and figure it out. You're ready, Audrey, I'm ready
Speaker 1: as Oliver be Well, we'll call us phone him right
Speaker 1: now and see if we can get him on the phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, Alli, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Justin? Please? Yeah, speaking, Hey Justin. My name is Jewbil,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking to get some video work done for
Speaker 1: a wedding I have coming up. I'm sorry, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hear you do amazing work with the vow portion of
Speaker 1: a wedding. All right, come on, who is this? This
Speaker 1: is Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Actually,
Speaker 1: oh okay, I just wanted to call you because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners emailed us about you. One of your listeners.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Well, this is a radio show,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Okay, okay, okay, and
Speaker 1: we have listeners. A couple of them. Yeah, Like, why
Speaker 1: are you calling you though? Because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: emailed us about you. Her name is Audrey, Audrey from
Speaker 1: The Wedding. Yeah, Audrey from the Wedding? You remember her? Yeah? Unfortunately?
Speaker 1: What are you fortunate? That is strong words there, sir,
Speaker 1: true words. Okay, why is she emailing a radio show
Speaker 1: about me? Well, because we do a segment on our
Speaker 1: show called the Second Date Update. I know you guys
Speaker 1: didn't technically go out on a date, but she said
Speaker 1: she had a really fun time hanging out with you
Speaker 1: at your friend's wedding and doesn't know why you just
Speaker 1: ditched her after you guys kissed. Well, wait, how did
Speaker 1: she even get my number? I guess she got it
Speaker 1: from the bride. She said she texted you, and you
Speaker 1: never texted her back. I nope, didn't get that text.
Speaker 1: What we don't even get the text? No, so the
Speaker 1: last you saw of her was at the wedding or
Speaker 1: heard from her? I guess I should say, yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: And honestly, that's like really all I needed to know
Speaker 1: about her, Like, you can tell her I'm good. Oh
Speaker 1: you sound pissed? Yeah, yeah, she sort of ruined everything.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by everything, I mean everything, the wedding,
Speaker 1: my friendship with the groom and the bride, my other friends, Like,
Speaker 1: it's been awful. What are you just send you guys
Speaker 1: about a couple of hours chatting at a reception. How
Speaker 1: could she have ruined your life from that? Well, it's
Speaker 1: a long story, trust me, it was. It's her fault
Speaker 1: all the way. Can you give us like a shortened
Speaker 1: version of the long story? Yeah, Audrey told you about
Speaker 1: the vows and the video camera thing. Yeah, she said
Speaker 1: that you screwed up and forgot to film the vows?
Speaker 1: Is that her fault too? Okay, let's be fair. That
Speaker 1: was my fault. That was Yeah, I'm gonna say it
Speaker 1: props to you to be bold enough to stand up
Speaker 1: and make the groom and bride repeat him for you. Though, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean you know, it's like, groom's a good friend
Speaker 1: of mine, Like you would have killed me if I
Speaker 1: afterwards was like, hey, sorry, guys didn't record it. So
Speaker 1: I thought they would rather like do it again than
Speaker 1: not have it at all. Okay, Yeah, I had thought
Speaker 1: that was being a good person. Okay, So how is
Speaker 1: that Audrey's fault? Then? How she ruin everything? So after
Speaker 1: everyone's mad at me, and this woman comes up to
Speaker 1: me and she's like trying to make me feel better.
Speaker 1: But you know when you've like messed up and you
Speaker 1: just don't want anyone to talk to you, Well, she
Speaker 1: like kept reminding me. And when you're saying this woman
Speaker 1: came up to me, you're talking about Audrey, right, Sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Audrey came up, but I don't know who she is
Speaker 1: the first, so you know, it was nice of her
Speaker 1: to try to make me feel better. So like that,
Speaker 1: I guess that part is not so bad, but like
Speaker 1: it stole overall was not good. It was like all
Speaker 1: went wrong? What went what else went wrong? I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Like, no matter where I go, she's like
Speaker 1: talking to me. It feels like it's going on forever.
Speaker 1: And then the groom my friend comes up to me
Speaker 1: and pulls me off to the side and goes off
Speaker 1: on me. Why Why Because I was supposed to be
Speaker 1: videoing the whole reception and I had not been because
Speaker 1: Audrey had been talking to me. I just like couldn't
Speaker 1: get away from her. I mean I missed the first dance,
Speaker 1: I missed the father daughter dance, I missed the best
Speaker 1: man's speech. How is that Audrey's fault? Your fault? No? No,
Speaker 1: she kept complimenting and she I was distracted. You get
Speaker 1: so distracted at a wedding that you don't hear them
Speaker 1: announced the father daughter dance and watch it like everyone
Speaker 1: turns and watches that. How are you not paying attention?
Speaker 1: Because she was She was like talking in my ear
Speaker 1: and then then there was like food involved. I mean
Speaker 1: she was just like talking and talking and would not
Speaker 1: stop talking. Why are you gonna blame me for you
Speaker 1: not doing your job? Wait? Who's that? Oh that's Audrey justin.
Speaker 1: She's actually on the other line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. She's been on this whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been listening this whole time, and I could not
Speaker 1: stand to listen to it any longer because you are
Speaker 1: so full of it. So wait, are you denying that
Speaker 1: you would not leave me alone like four hours? That
Speaker 1: you would You were like attached to me like the
Speaker 1: whole time, Like I was talking to you, But you
Speaker 1: could have told me you were too busy to talk
Speaker 1: if that was really the problem. I couldn't get a
Speaker 1: word in edgewise. I mean you were chatty. You say
Speaker 1: it was such disdain. Of course, I'm saying it that
Speaker 1: way because one of my closest friends hasn't talked to
Speaker 1: me in weeks, So thanks so much for that. Look,
Speaker 1: it's not my fault that you got too distracted by
Speaker 1: me to No, no, it is your fault, like that
Speaker 1: is the definition of the word fault. You distracted me.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to make you feel better. You
Speaker 1: were over pouding in a corner. You probably would have
Speaker 1: been too busy doing that if it hadn't been me
Speaker 1: talking to you. Oh my, I took a break. I
Speaker 1: was taking a break. It sounds like you took a
Speaker 1: break the whole time. I didn't not take a break
Speaker 1: the whole time. It's no, come on, it was her.
Speaker 1: It was her. I can't turn this on me. You
Speaker 1: can't know. Were you getting paid to do this too,
Speaker 1: or was this just supposed to be out of the
Speaker 1: kindness of your heart? A little bit of both. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't get paid because they wouldn't give me anything
Speaker 1: for it. I wouldn't either. Well, it sounds like you
Speaker 1: didn't record anything. Did you get any video of their
Speaker 1: wedding at all? Well, I would have gotten more like
Speaker 1: in the beginning part, but like the bride's aunt kept
Speaker 1: talking to me and like me to make sure that
Speaker 1: like I got her and her kids. It was her
Speaker 1: fault too, So Audrey, the bride's aunt, and anybody else.
Speaker 1: I mean, there were a lot of things going on,
Speaker 1: but it would mostly be Audrey's faults. So we didn't
Speaker 1: get any video of the wedding. Really, and Audrey screwed
Speaker 1: that up for you. Yes, ridiculous. You are so delusional
Speaker 1: if you're blaming this on me. Justin, Audrey, do you
Speaker 1: ever like think once to be like, hey, Justin, don't
Speaker 1: you think you should like record this? Yeah? Audrey, did
Speaker 1: you ever think to remind him to do his job
Speaker 1: at the wedding? Jeez? What it's wrong with you? Hey, Justin,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Audrey on a
Speaker 1: second date? We will pay for it. Yeah, if she
Speaker 1: calls up my friend and apologizes for tracting me, No wait,
Speaker 1: you want her to apologize for you being an idiot?
Speaker 1: This is as much her fault, more her fault than mine.
Speaker 1: But I'm not like, if she apologizes to them for
Speaker 1: ruining their wedding, I'll think about it. Absolutely not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you ruined everything? Why can't you just own up
Speaker 1: to it. Oh yeah, I should totally call him up
Speaker 1: and be like, I'm sorry I ruined your wedding by
Speaker 1: talking to someone. Maybe I should take for their wedding
Speaker 1: cake too, or pay you for the video that you
Speaker 1: made for them. Hey, I won't complain. Oh my good.
Speaker 1: All right, well so that's a no. Then you guys
Speaker 1: are not going to go out on another date. No, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well, justin thank you for your time and
Speaker 1: better luck videotaping other weddings. Yeah, thank you. And Audrey, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for email. I'm sorry you didn't
Speaker 1: get a second date. Oh well, thank you. I at
Speaker 1: least I know now whatever, and you will never be
Speaker 1: invited to anybody's wedding ever again, because you are just
Speaker 1: ruining weddings left and right. Well, at least I know
Speaker 1: who not to recommend for their video broken Jupil in
Speaker 1: the Morning