1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Weday mornings. That's twenties. Hello, chirp, chirp, 2 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: What hello? I said, chirp, chirp. Who who is this? 3 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: I say it a little louder for you, I said, Okay, 4 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: excuse me, I don't have time. Position is this Derek? Yes? 5 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: This is Derek. Derek. Yes, this is Derek. Because this 6 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 1: who is this? It's not important about my name is 7 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: right now. The only thing that's important is for you 8 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 1: to know that I got a parking ticket from you 9 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 1: the other day. So I tracked on your phone number 10 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,520 Speaker 1: because I want to have a conversation with you about 11 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: the birds. How did you get my phone number? That's 12 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: not important right now. How did you know that I 13 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: was parked illegally? With it? The birds? Listen, I don't 14 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 15 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: That is my job. I gave out a lot of 16 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: tickets talking about the fact that you gave me a ticket. 17 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: And I want to know which one of your birds 18 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: that ratted me out. So nobody ratted anybody out. That's 19 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: my job. Okay, you were birds. I don't remember the birds. 20 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: The birds. The birds work for you. Okay, sir, which 21 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 1: one of the birds ratted me out? I need to 22 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 1: know right now, what are you talking about. I'm talking 23 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: about the fact that the birds work for the government 24 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 1: and they're not actually animals, they're drone and I want 25 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 1: to know which drone told you that I was parked 26 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: illegally so you could come and give me a ticket. 27 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: I'm not blaming you. You're a moron, so you were 28 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 1: probably parked in the wrong spot and I saw your 29 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: car and I gave you there. I can see that 30 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 1: you're Derek. It sounds like you're a little annoyed, and 31 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: I don't want to let you know. I'm not blaming you, 32 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: I'm blaming the birds. I just well, I wouldn't want 33 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: to know know which bird it is. I don't like the 34 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 1: fact that you gave me a parking ticket and the 35 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: birds that are droned for the government ratted me out. 36 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:10,079 Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up on you. Quit protecting the bird. Hello. Hi, 37 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: this is Sergeant Dankler calling from Police Precinct Internal Affairs. 38 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: I was looking for Derek. This is Derek, but I 39 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: don't I don't know who the hell Sergeant Danklers. I'm sorry. 40 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: I'm with internal affairs. We haven't met before, but I'm 41 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: calling you because I need to speak to you about 42 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: something because your phone number showed up on a list 43 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,959 Speaker 1: on the internet and I need to see if you've 44 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 1: gotten any phone calls from Oh yeah, just some guy 45 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: just literally called me complaining about a parking ticket. All right, 46 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: I don't tell he's talking about. What? Was he talking 47 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: about birds being drones for the government? Yeah? Okay, did 48 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: you tell him anything in particular, like giving him give 49 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 1: him any kind of info at all on your job 50 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 1: or you or birds? I don't know. I don't think so. No, 51 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: I was. I wanted to know how the hell he 52 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: got my n I just need to ask you if 53 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,799 Speaker 1: the birds are government drones or not? And are they 54 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: watching people? You need to ask me if the birds 55 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: are governed? Yes, I need to ask you because it's 56 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: to me again. Oh my God, I sent you up 57 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: and I got you what birds hold on me so 58 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: I can shoot on my bb gun. Okay, who is 59 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: it you call me again? Where to God? I'm gonna 60 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: find out where you live and I'm gonna come down there. 61 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna break all the bones in your body a 62 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: little shit. Okay, Well, then I'll just tell you it's 63 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: a prank phone call, and this is actually Jewel from 64 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife. 65 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: Kendrick set you up. What Yeah, it's a joke. She 66 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: says that you work in parking enforcement and people get 67 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: pissed at you a lot, so I figured, why not 68 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 1: call you up with one of the weirdest phone calls 69 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: I think I've ever done. Are you? Oh my god? 70 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jewel phone pranks.