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Speaker 2: Georgia Porch pirate arrested for stealing neighbors entire front porch.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, let's get all hands on deck in a

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Speaker 1: good way. On a very fun episode of The Bananas

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Speaker 1: Podcast World Understand, Would you mind nozillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you.

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Speaker 3: Ba?

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Speaker 2: Guys, gowns, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I just right,

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Speaker 2: real quick, just what you want to say, Scotty, that's

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Speaker 2: Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's it.

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Speaker 2: Nope, I'm Kurt Brown Oler and I want to see you.

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Speaker 2: I want to see you in Philadelphia or in Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll be doing stand up Friday, December eighth.

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Speaker 2: Then Scottie and I are doing a live Bananas in

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Speaker 2: the middle of the day December ninth in Philly, and

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Speaker 2: then December tenth at the Improv in Pittsburgh. So come

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Speaker 2: on out, guys, quality plugs. It's gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: It's Pittsburgh versus Philly. The louder, Wilder, more Fun show,

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Speaker 1: the Gauntlet Husband dropped. We're gonna only release on the air,

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Speaker 1: Whoever's louder and more fun Pittsburgh or Philly, so you

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Speaker 2: Yes, I love that. I love pitting everybody against teacher Scottie,

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Speaker 2: our guest today. I know her is a fantastic stand

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Speaker 2: up and sketch comedian Scotty and I know her originally

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Speaker 2: as one half of the very funny sketch group Skinny

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Speaker 2: Bitch Jesus Meeting True Skinny Bitch Jesus Meetings.

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Speaker 1: Guys. I have a little story about that.

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Speaker 2: You say that her brand new comedy special Spiraling is

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Speaker 2: available everywhere, and I'm talking everywhere. We're talking Boodoo YouTube,

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Speaker 2: Apple TV, Vimeo, other v streamers, Amazon, right now, please

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show. Leah Rudik, Hello, welcome, How are you?

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Speaker 4: I am great? Thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 1: You were so welcome. You are a wonderful fit for Bananas,

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm so happy to be here.

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Speaker 2: I am yeah for all the bananimals. We know Leah

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Speaker 2: People's Improv Theater where we all performed for many years

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, decades ago.

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Speaker 2: Decadeah, And it was decades ago, wasn't it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Kurt, I was thinking today about I don't know

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Speaker 3: if you remember this the time that you came and

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Speaker 3: We had this sketch that was like about this time

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Speaker 4: It was so funny because it didn't, and it was.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, I mean speaking of I actually remember the first

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probratulation, congratulation, very prodigious, were heavy.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear.

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Speaker 2: About this porch part?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Stolo damn porch.

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Speaker 2: Every time a literal porch pirate was arrested in Georgia

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Speaker 2: I don't know how he stole the truck. Fifteen guys

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Speaker 4: Wait, he returned it.

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Speaker 2: Investigators referred to Swanger as a porch pirate, a term

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like it was. He must There must

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Speaker 4: There was something else going on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, look, I can steal anything about

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Speaker 3: Tana, and then I can bring it back and upside downside,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, kiss Tamaica again with those lips when I bring

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Speaker 2: It's like you walk by each other, You're like, what

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Speaker 1: Fuck you? Fuck you? And then you just keep walking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because people don't know how to, like what to

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Speaker 4: Then that snowballs.

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Speaker 1: Did you have that era of being like in eighth grade,

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Speaker 1: Did you ever have a little sticky finger time where

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Speaker 2: But then but then when you start a comedy, you're like,

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Speaker 3: Start start burning pizzas out of our pussies that you

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Speaker 2: You're allowed.

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Speaker 4: That's me afraid of getting in trouble.

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Speaker 1: You're allowed. We're not live. We are not live. We

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Speaker 4: Yeah, were you got? Did you guys get into trouble?

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Speaker 4: Did you Did you steal? Real little little thieves?

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Speaker 1: Very not really. I talked about a couple of them.

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Speaker 1: I still a playboy. Once from Walden Books. I stole

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Speaker 1: And then for a very brief amount of time, I

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Speaker 1: So for one summer we could walk over and while

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Speaker 1: all my friends were skateboarding, I could just open a

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. I love that so much.

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Speaker 1: I was popular. I was Soda Scottie. I'm just kidding,

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Speaker 2: Soda Scottie only. I think the biggest thievery that I

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Speaker 1: What a scam.

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Speaker 4: Oh that is that is highway robbery. What they do

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Speaker 2: and no one would do anything, and I would do

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Speaker 1: So I probably stole like four thousand dollars worth of books,

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Speaker 2: Maybe like one hundred dollars worth of books in actual worth.

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Speaker 3: So of course, yeah, that's such an incredible image of

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Speaker 2: Really balancing them because it was a tall, tall, order.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it also made you look like you're really smart,

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Speaker 1: Here's one for you. Julie and de Jaeger or Dijeger

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Speaker 2: That's a cool thank you.

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Speaker 1: This was in the Messenger on the Messenger dot com

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Speaker 1: just from that swing in Australian Broadcasting Corporation staff. So

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Speaker 1: good job guys, you do great name your people. A

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Speaker 1: man bites crocodile during attack, scares ten foot beast away.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's Australia for you.

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Speaker 4: Oh is it? Is it Australia or Florida?

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Speaker 1: It is in Australia. Shockingly, a cattle farmer in Australia's

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Speaker 1: Colin Devereux is on his way to work on a

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Speaker 1: fencing project near the Phinis Or Yeah, I think it

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Speaker 1: is Phinnis River when he stepped into a shallow pool

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Speaker 1: of water. You're in Australia, no way. I know. America's

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Speaker 2: Sharks, jumping onto a reef when you're drunk and don't

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Speaker 1: Your face, big spiders, big spiders, drop bears. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: they have great shallow pools of water there, and I

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Speaker 1: am sorry for our prejudice, but not really. I took

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Speaker 1: Quote it was a big grab and he shook me

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Speaker 1: The encounter took eight seconds, Devereaux estimates, but it caused

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Speaker 1: It would have been a different story. You know, it's true.

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Speaker 1: leave the hospital at some point this week. That's good,

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Speaker 1: he said. The crocodile won't pose a threat to anyone

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Speaker 1: else because it's since been removed from the area. Fadal

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Speaker 1: crocodile tax remain relatively uncommon in the Northern Territory, which

446
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Speaker 1: is home to about two hundred and forty five thousand people.

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00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 1: The last croc related death took place in twenty eighteen.

448
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 1: That's pretty recent. M that's pretty that's pretty recently. And

449
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: so although Devro's budding technique may sound unorthodox, it's not unprecedented.

450
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: In August this August, a tie man woke up to

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Speaker 1: find a reticulated python wrapped around his leg.

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Speaker 2: Mmmm, that is a top fear. That is a living.

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Speaker 1: It's a top fear.

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Speaker 4: That's a living. That's yeah, wake up.

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Speaker 1: With a python wrapped on round my leg?

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Speaker 4: What's bigger? What's bigger than that? What's scarier than that?

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Speaker 2: What's scarier than that? Yeah? Oh, I don't, I don't,

458
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I don't think I don't.

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Speaker 2: I can't even. I have never even imagined a python

460
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Speaker 2: on me or near me, So it's not like top

461
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Speaker 2: fear in any It's not even on my book.

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Speaker 4: You are so lucky.

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Speaker 1: He's a rave man, just leaving his car and house

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Speaker 1: on lock, just sleeping snake free, with no regrets, no

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Speaker 1: fears at all. This guy just wakes up nightmares, makeup.

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Speaker 1: Giggle KURTI be's the toughest comedian in Los Angeles. Time

467
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: man woke up with articulated python wrapped around his leg

468
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Speaker 1: and then bit it in order to loosen its grip

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Speaker 1: and break free. Devereux, who is in his mid sixties.

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Speaker 1: Damn yeah, damn.

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Speaker 4: He seen he must have good teeth still.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, probably free healthcare, probably free dental uh. Devereau,

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Speaker 1: his mid sixties, says he attempted to kick away the

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Speaker 1: ten and a half foot saltwater croc. I think those

475
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Speaker 1: are even bigger, those huge with his left foot. It

476
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Speaker 1: didn't work. He resorted to biting it on its eyelid.

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah, smart, softest place, right, softest place. Everything else

478
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Speaker 2: is just little little thorns.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you're really in survival and you, I mean,

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Speaker 1: good for him for it.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Gate. Yeah, he put his face near the crocodile's face too.

483
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Speaker 2: But the crocodile had him right let go to try

484
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Speaker 2: and bite him again, right, So that's great.

485
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Speaker 1: Really impressive. When that did put him on his eyelid,

486
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Speaker 1: it was not an enjoyable experience, but it was effective.

487
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Speaker 1: Dev Borro said it was pretty thick, like holding onto leather.

488
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Speaker 1: But I jerked back on his eyelid and he let

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Speaker 1: me go. Wow, So there you go. It's a results podcast.

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Speaker 2: We love now now we know, right, that's what you

491
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 2: gotta do. I love it. I loved him unless it

492
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Speaker 2: in the eye. Yeah. Do you guys remember that the chocodile?

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Speaker 1: Yes, is that a.

494
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Speaker 4: Like a like a like an ice cream bar.

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Speaker 2: It was a version of a twinkie that was just

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Speaker 2: a twinkie but covered in chocolate.

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Speaker 4: I don't what was it called the chocolate, the chocolate,

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Speaker 4: the chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Or yeah, choco dial Choco Bill.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember that.

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Speaker 1: I have a Choco taco in my freezer still. It

502
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Speaker 1: might be the last one on planet Earth. Now. I

503
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Speaker 1: gave one to Vince for his birthday and he ate

504
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: it on the spot, and I'm like, that might have

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Speaker 1: been one of the last ten Choco taco. Choco tacos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you gonna do that one that you

507
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Speaker 2: have in your freezer?

508
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Speaker 1: You know, just probably dip it in bronze and leave

509
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Speaker 1: it to my nephews to remember me. Something normal like

510
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Speaker 1: that point?

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Speaker 2: Does it not almost like that? Yeah, Choco tacos was

512
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Speaker 2: the best of all of the I would always get

513
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Speaker 2: a Choco taco over any other ice cream choice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would. I would get them at the swim Club.

515
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 4: I got the what's the cone?

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00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 2: Yeah so good?

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Speaker 4: Yeah with the nuts.

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00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: I like that toasted almond a good humor bar. You guys,

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00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,360
Speaker 1: remember that they had the strawberry shortcake, the chocolate something,

520
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: and then the toasted almond. That was like when I

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00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: became a man. When I was a boy, I liked

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00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: other things. I like fat frog. I liked the baseball

523
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: glove that had a baseball gumball in the middle like

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Speaker 1: a rocket pop. But then I got a little older

525
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: and go, you know what, it's toasted almond, good humor.

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Speaker 2: Bar time almond. That is a quality choice.

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00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: It's a man's choice.

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Speaker 4: That's a that's a man's ice cream bar.

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Speaker 1: That is that. And just to end this story, somebody

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Speaker 1: knows he's okay. Devere got a talent of rope from

532
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: his vehicle, created a tourniquet for his leg. His brother

533
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Speaker 1: rushed him to the hospital where he's been covering for

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00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: several weeks. But he is supposed to be okay, even

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Speaker 1: with the damage to his leg. So it's a feel

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Speaker 1: good story, feel.

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Speaker 4: Good, feel good.

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00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 3: And the crocodile got got to got got got got.

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Speaker 2: They got moved it.

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Speaker 1: Didn't say they killed him, They said they moved it.

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Speaker 2: So Wilson and his eye.

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Speaker 4: He didn't like.

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Speaker 3: Take out his eye. He just took a bite of it, yes.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, doing fine.

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Speaker 1: He didn't return it upside down. He's fine. He was

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Speaker 1: fighting for his life. We live on a dynamic planet.

547
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: Stuff is trying to kill us. It's okay to fight

548
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,719
Speaker 1: back with your teeth.

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Speaker 2: And now he lives in a nice studio apartment. Uh

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Speaker 2: and yeah, that's all they that's right where they moved

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Speaker 2: him to.

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00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: That's cool.

553
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: Do you want to me to tease us into a break?

554
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, squeeze me into his cookery nonsense pot.

555
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 2: Naked opera singer armed with bow and arrow goes on

556
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Speaker 2: rampage at care home.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is a very.

558
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Speaker 2: Violent and and and and thieving episode.

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00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: Yes, very criminally based, but that's okay because a lot

560
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: of our murder ban animals love that kind of thing.

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00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: So we'll be back with more bananas.

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Speaker 2: As news from all the way around the ba folks,

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Speaker 2: we are backs, Gotti, you got any shadows I do?

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Speaker 1: I have a couple of shout outs. First of all,

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Speaker 1: any peloton writing bananimals. If you search for the hashtag bananimals,

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Speaker 1: me Lynn, who l is l bins, I guess on

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Speaker 1: the Pelton network. Uh did this for us, And there's

568
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: something like ten or so bananimals already in the group.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to ride together and blast those

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00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: twads and and get those calves up tight and firm,

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00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: hashtag ban animals on your peloton, maybe you'll see kurtib

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00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: there sometime.

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Speaker 2: Hop in there. I'm always I'm always following my my

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Speaker 2: pregnant Germi.

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Speaker 1: Instructor gotta get one.

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Speaker 2: I love anikind.

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00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 3: That sounds like a fetish.

578
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: She's only pregnant for a short PERI the majority of

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Speaker 2: time she hasn't been pregnant.

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Speaker 4: She's always pregnant.

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Speaker 2: I think she's just like about to give birth now,

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Speaker 2: hopefully on a peloton. Yeah cool uh.

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Speaker 1: Sam wants to shout out her sister Nicole for buying

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Speaker 1: a house. She's a kick ass person who's had a

585
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Speaker 1: lot going on last few years, so this is a

586
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Speaker 1: big win for her. Congratulations to Cole. It's almost impossible

587
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: to do that these days.

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00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 1: Mikayla Doster wants to shout out her sister Alexis Doster,

590
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Speaker 1: who is a massive bananimal. She eloped in August and

591
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: didn't think twice about it, putting her partner in her

592
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: mental health first, they thought it was best for them.

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00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: So oh and she says, love you boys, and the

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00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: pod eloping seems like a great plan to me, a

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00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: Dooster elopement. We love it. Oh yeah, so congratulations you

596
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: two love birds. Everybody go Elope, it's so cheap. Danielle

597
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: wants to shout out her husband and herself out. They

598
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: bought a fixer upper in Madrid two years ago. They

599
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: did the thing that we all talk about doing. They

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00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: bought a fixer upper Madrid and have been completely renovating it,

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00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: including a mother in law apartment so Danielle's mom can

602
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: spend her Golden Years in Spain instead of Alabama. They

603
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: hung new dry law with freshly paint, with fresh paint

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Speaker 1: on it and send us a pick. Congratulations. Everybody I

605
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: know is like, we should get a place in Portugal,

606
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: we should get a place in Italy. And they did it,

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00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: so congratulations.

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00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 4: That's incredible.

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00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: Let Kurt and I stay there for free. How about that? Last,

610
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: but not least, I wore a custom quilt banana's jacket

611
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: at our three live shows in Richmond, Baltimore and bran

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00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: and it got so many compliments. I got no compliments,

613
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: but the jacket got so many lying I gotta shout

614
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: out the bananama who made it for me. Her name

615
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: is Megan how and you can find her quilts, her jackets,

616
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: her artwork at on Instagram at sassafras t s A

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Speaker 1: S S A f R A S T e A.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Megan. Everybody went bananas for it. It was

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Speaker 1: a huge hit and I can't tell you how much

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00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. That's it I did.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Scotty. Of course we are here with the

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Speaker 2: wonderful and.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Hello, I'm so happy to be here.

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Speaker 2: Tell a brand new comedy special available right now called Spiraling,

625
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 2: tell us all about it. It's very funny. By the way.

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Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, thank you for watchings.

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00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 3: So that's so nice of you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's shot it at El Elportal Theater in North Hollywood,

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00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 3: which was as a it's a lovely theater and.

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Speaker 4: It's it's my first hour special. So it's uh yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was like it was a dream.

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Speaker 3: It was a dream come true to make it, and

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Speaker 3: I'm so I'm super proud of it and I'm super

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Speaker 3: happy that it's out in the world. It's uh, you know, it's.

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Speaker 2: So what your previous special, everything is fine. That was

637
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Speaker 2: what a half hour that was.

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Speaker 4: Only like fourteen minutes or something.

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Speaker 3: That was that was sort of part of like a

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Speaker 3: larger it was like a bunch of of sets. Yeah yeah,

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00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 3: so that was and that was many that was years ago.

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Speaker 3: So this feels like the first one that is like

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Speaker 3: really my mind, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a huge accomplishment. Well that's very good.

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00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: I think there's something about and it probably translates to

646
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,239
Speaker 1: social media too, but there's something to notice that it

647
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: is so good that you do allow me to gas

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00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: you up for a moment as a stand up you stand,

649
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: you stand still and tell jokes. You stand at that

650
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: mic and tell jokes, but they're wild jokes. But if

651
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: somebody was walking by, they might be like, look at

652
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: that professor giving a great lecture. But then when they listen,

653
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: you're saying crazy things. And I was like, I really like,

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Speaker 1: how still you remain yet it's still completely like captivating.

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00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: And then the material is so good that you're like,

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Speaker 1: there's something about just somebody standing up there and being

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Speaker 1: like watch this for an hour and being so funny.

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Speaker 2: And was that choice sorry to interest Well.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean yeah, not no, it was it was

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Speaker 3: you know, it's so funny. I really appreciate you saying that,

661
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Speaker 3: because after after we shot it, my manager was like, hey,

662
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 3: maybe next time you move.

663
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,919
Speaker 1: Around, but do it as a bit. Put a few

664
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: put ten mics on stage and then just walk over

665
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: and stand very still ten times. I really appreciated it

666
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: because a lot of times people distract you with their

667
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: perform moran. Sometimes some comedians aren't funny, but they walk

668
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: around and they do these huge gestures and yeah.

669
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: They pay Yeah, I think that.

670
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 3: Truthfully, I I wasn't used to performing on stages that big.

671
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 4: So it was uh and I just did it.

672
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 3: It was one show, so there, you know, which was like,

673
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 3: but luckily it went well, it was great, but I

674
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 3: think it was it is like, Okay, well that's uh.

675
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 4: Next time, maybe we will move around a little more.

676
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe they sleeve the camera a lot. Maybe you

677
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: stand still and they just swing their commers figure eight,

678
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: the camera around. There's one bit with no big spoilers,

679
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: but there's one bit that resonates for Kurt and I

680
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: so much, I know, which is about how you went

681
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: on a woman's weekend and how everybody acts like they

682
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: don't give a shit what bed they get or where

683
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: they sleep, but deep down you fucking care. So and

684
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: that because I'm always.

685
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 4: Like, do you feel that?

686
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was laughing so hard because I'll

687
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: the places I've ended up having to sleep or should

688
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: be illegal because I'm it's no big deed.

689
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because we're people, we're people pleasers, and it's

690
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 3: it's so funny since that joke is like out there.

691
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaker 3: I've gone on a couple trips since then, and it's

692
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 3: it's so weird now because my friends are all like, Okay,

693
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 3: Leah's like saying it's fine, but.

694
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 4: Like here's her joke.

695
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 3: She's clearly like having a fucking mental breakdown.

696
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: It's true. I went to a bachelor our bachelor party

697
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: once in another state, and everybody claimed beds the day

698
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: before I got there. Everybody claimed all the sofas, so

699
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: my only choices were floor table like dining room table

700
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: or with the table's czy.

701
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 2: Oh.

702
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: I was livid, and it was like it was that

703
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: thing where I was the last guy to arrive. And

704
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: so I'm like, certainly they'll be like, hey, Scotty, there's

705
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: a love seat downstairs, but maybe we hear some blankets.

706
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 2: They were just like, what's up, dude, let's party.

707
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: And so I slept in a window sill because it

708
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: had a little padding. So I just curled up in

709
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: a ball with my feet and just slipped like a

710
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,399
Speaker 1: cannon ball in a window for two nights.

711
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 4: That's insane. And you're paying.

712
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,479
Speaker 3: You're paying much as as much as the person getting

713
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 3: the getting the king bed.

714
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 2: Oh man, And that's the last time he slept in

715
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 2: a windows cell, Scottie.

716
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: No.

717
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 2: So when we went to that very very fancy, the

718
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,919
Speaker 2: fanciest I think it's the fanciest hotel in the world.

719
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: Did Yeah, you were going to share it with the bed. Yeah,

720
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: and it's fine, we could have done that. We're secure

721
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: in our our heterosexuality, in our hetero life partnership, we

722
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: get that. But yeah, there was a little corner in

723
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: the window that was padded a little triangle, and I

724
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: got over there. Kurt is nice. He gave me a

725
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: pillow and he put a blanket on me, like a

726
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 1: good dad.

727
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 2: You were just curled up there, and I was just like,

728
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: I don't know what what do I do? I can't

729
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: lift him and put them lift them up.

730
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 3: And Carrie, so you just fell asleep there? Did you

731
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 3: intend to sleep in the bed?

732
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: No? I Kurt was only there one night. I was

733
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: there two nights. So I was going to give the

734
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: big guy a chance to stretch out and get you

735
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: saw some serious logs. I was like, I'm gonna let

736
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: this guy get a night's sleep. Tomorrow night, I'm gonna

737
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: starfish in this thing and really cut, you know, count

738
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: my sheep.

739
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,240
Speaker 2: So I think, be nice.

740
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 3: I think you need to draw a hard line moving forward.

741
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 3: No more windowsills.

742
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: I agree. I think I think no more window sills.

743
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: It's probably safe for so many reasons. Falling to your

744
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: death lightning storms, breaking and entering. There's so many reasons

745
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: I could have died. Yeah, yet I did not. Here

746
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 1: we go, Oh yeah, what was this one? I forgot?

747
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: Naked opera singer armed with bow and arrow goes on

748
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 2: rampage of care home. Nice This was sent him by

749
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 2: Josh Connolly and about a million other ban animals, but

750
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 2: Josh first from Josh Ah. This was in the Independence.

751
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 2: You know, it's sort of and but it was written

752
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 2: by just S WNS reporter. Mmm there south Southwest new Shrompshire.

753
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Yeah, that's good. They're really talented at typing.

754
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 2: A naked opera singer armed with a bow and arrow

755
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 2: was tasered by police after he broke into song while

756
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 2: terrorizing a care home. Heard terrified staff called nine nine

757
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 2: nine hilarious the little differences. When Mark Collins sixty three

758
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 2: went on the rampage after being told he wouldn't be

759
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 2: allowed to leave the care home to go shopping, the

760
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: successful baritone who has performed worldwide, lost his temper and

761
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 2: went on a rampage armed with a bow and arrow.

762
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 2: Blackpool Magistrates Court heard police laid siege to Jesus bellmar

763
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 2: nursing home in life Am Saint Anne's Lancashire. On October second,

764
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 2: officers closed the road went a lockdown. Residents were evacuated

765
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 2: from common rooms and taken to the cellar to as

766
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 2: Holland went on a wrecking spree, causing three thousand pounds

767
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 2: worth of damage the Holland. Okay, Holland was Here's the

768
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 2: interesting part. Holland was a voluntary resident at the home.

769
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: This is not like a lock in place.

770
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:12,720
Speaker 1: Okay.

771
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: And was normally allowed his freedom, but he flipped after

772
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 2: home bosses feared had been drinking too much and told

773
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 2: him he must remain indoors. Pam said it. Disgruntled, Holland

774
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: suddenly broke out into song and appeared from his room naked.

775
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: Imagine this scene. Okay, he's wasted, he's now seeing and

776
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 2: he's a good opera singer. He's a successful baritone, and

777
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 2: he comes out like singing FIGUREO or something buck naked

778
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 2: with a bow and arrow. He threatened staff.

779
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: This is certainly scarier than waking up with a reticulated

780
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:57,240
Speaker 1: python around your leg. This is bigger nightmare material for sure.

781
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and staff who rang police evacuated residence. Everybody was okay,

782
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: he reappeared from his room wielding his bow and metal

783
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 2: tipped arrows. He set off fire extinguishers. He threw concrete

784
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 2: blocks at a visitor's car. Yeah, this is why I

785
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 2: love it. In a statement read to the court, PC

786
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 2: Nicole Bennett said the incident escalated quickly and police brought

787
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: in a train negotiators. They feared Holland would take a hostage.

788
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 2: She went on, he then confronted myself and three other

789
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 2: officers with a large bow and arrow, bold move.

790
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: She said.

791
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 2: It was at this point that she and her colleagues

792
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 2: tasered him. It was only when Holland was hit for

793
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 2: a third time by the electric shock weapons and he

794
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 2: retreated back into his room that just made him retreat

795
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 2: into his room.

796
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 4: Yep, he just walked away.

797
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, he walked away given collapsing opera with his bow

798
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 2: and arrow set.

799
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: Wow. Yo, him stay with a bow and arrow set

800
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: to begin with. Like, you'd think you'd have to check

801
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: that when you're going into a care center. They're like,

802
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: why don't we check this at the door. He's like, yeah,

803
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: I doubt it.

804
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: Trevor Coleburn, defending Hollins, said his client had been at

805
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 2: the Belmar for some time in staff. We're aware he

806
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 2: had the bow and arrow in his possession. He said

807
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 2: they even played with the bow and arrow when cleaning

808
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: his room. He had just suffered, he had just suffered,

809
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: his mom had just died. He got drunk, and then

810
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 2: this is what happened.

811
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: I had a boss that was trying to prove that

812
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: we were all whimps and that he was really strong

813
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: once and this is his guy. Yeah, really cool guy.

814
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: I was fifteen ish and he brought in a compound bow,

815
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: like a hunting bow and arrow bow. And he's like,

816
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: this pull is a ninety pound pull or one hundred

817
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: and twenty pounds, which is like how much force it

818
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: takes the pull back. So he was like challenging everybody

819
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: to see who could do it or not. And I

820
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: pulled it back and I got it back. It took

821
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: everything in me. And then when he was like let

822
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: it go, I let it go, but I was still

823
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: pulling back and I punched myself in my own nose.

824
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 2: Oh God, I break my nose by salt stars.

825
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: Like I saw that thing. But imagine pulling back with

826
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: one hundred pounds of force or whatever, ninety pounds of

827
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: force and then letting go. You're just supposed to, you know,

828
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,399
Speaker 1: take your thumb off like a normal person who's not

829
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: trying to be humiliated in front of his peers. But

830
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: instead I just punched my own nose so hard. And

831
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: then they're like, did you hit yourself? And I'm like no,

832
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: and like tears are coming to my eyes and I'm like, yeah,

833
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: I want to go dust the bikes off in the

834
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: front for a little bit, but I did. I slugged myself.

835
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: So is the hardest I've ever been hit in the

836
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 1: face with my own.

837
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 3: By your own, by your own doing.

838
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 4: That's so brutal. Old errors are very hard to shoot.

839
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 3: I think I remember doing it at Girls Girl Scout

840
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 3: camp and not being able to get it even in

841
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 3: the air.

842
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is.

843
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: It is hard.

844
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 2: You know what, guys, I'll tell you about my new

845
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: you guys know about my new hobby wood he trampoline.

846
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, yes, I saw that.

847
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: I started working. I started going to this place called

848
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 2: La Wood Shop and it's so cool and it's like

849
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 2: a community based place where they take classes and you

850
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 2: can work there. It's really it's great. It's downtown. Cool

851
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 2: people run it and one of the classes. Guys. It's

852
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,760
Speaker 2: making your own bow. And it's a two day class.

853
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: It's like a weekend class and you make your own bow.

854
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 2: That's isn't that awesome? That's I'm going to do it?

855
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: Wow?

856
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 4: Are you going to do it?

857
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 2: I want to do it?

858
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

859
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.

860
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 4: What are you working on now?

861
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 2: Well? I made a cutting board.

862
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: That you'll use it.

863
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 2: I use it every day.

864
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so useful.

865
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.

866
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 4: That's very cool.

867
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: That is very cool. I hope that a year from now.

868
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: I hope next November you are sitting across me in

869
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: a zoom in a canoe that you made.

870
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: Yes, I would love that.

871
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 3: I hope that you are naked in a in a

872
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 3: home singing opera, chasing.

873
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: Terrifying bows and arrows at your children. That is so

874
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 1: crazy that they knew that they served him alcohol, that

875
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 1: they're like, this guy's got a bow and arrow. Let

876
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: him get drunk. It's a care center. He's earned it.

877
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, that feels like a gross oversight.

878
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also an early and early retirement for that man.

879
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 2: Sixty three. I'm going into a care center.

880
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Speaker 3: Oh god, I know, I'm taking my bow and arrow

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Speaker 3: into a care center.

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Speaker 4: Just as soon as I make it.

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Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, here's the one. This one is an honor

884
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: of spiraling, because Leah, you talk about that you are

885
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: real a very not good driver you Is this true

886
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Speaker 1: or is it just a bit?

887
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 2: Are you a well?

888
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,919
Speaker 4: I'm a fine driver, you know. I did. I did

889
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Speaker 4: wreck art Brew like.

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Speaker 3: Weeks into having it, the first new car that we've

891
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 3: ever bought. I did smash it into the parking garage

892
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 3: at Trader Joe's, the that one in Hollywood, which is

893
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Speaker 3: a very tight term.

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Speaker 4: In my defense, tough. I just yeah, yeah, So why are.

895
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Speaker 1: All Trader Joe's parking lots the hardest thing?

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Speaker 2: I don't know they are.

897
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Speaker 4: They're so bad.

898
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 3: They're all bad. They're all terribly designed. They're too tight.

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Speaker 3: Everything's too tight.

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Speaker 1: Even the suburbs, even I mean in La they're comically

901
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: bad where I will park down the street and walk

902
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 1: up to it and into it. But even in the suburbs.

903
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: You're like, this is a free for all. Yes, everybody

904
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Speaker 1: likes discounted nuts or whatever.

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Speaker 4: The truer words have never been spoken.

906
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Speaker 1: Ye results. Lisa Wood sent this in Lisa sends lots

907
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Speaker 1: of great stuff. Lisa told me once Kurt that I

908
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: think she does like a big ride where she rides

909
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Speaker 1: a horse from like so Than, California to Oregon or

910
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Speaker 1: something like just a huge horse cattle drive type of thing. Cool. Well,

911
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:11,280
Speaker 1: that is pretty neat. Yeah, thank you Lisa for sending

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Speaker 1: in so many good stories. This was on today dot Com,

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Speaker 1: written by best in the business, Ariana Brockington. What a

914
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Speaker 1: good name. Yeah, you know she got She didn't eve

915
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Speaker 1: about to interview. They're like, Ariana Brockington, you're in.

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Speaker 2: You're here, Come on in. Here's your golden pencil that

917
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Speaker 2: we give off journalists.

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Speaker 1: That's what they're right with. Ten and eleven year old

919
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Speaker 1: siblings steal mom's car, drive it two hundred miles away

920
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: after she took away their electronics.

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Speaker 4: That what's up?

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Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, miles, that's far.

923
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Speaker 2: It's far.

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Speaker 1: Uh. Two Florida preteens ten and eleven. Wow, those are kids, right,

925
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: technically they are preteens, but those are those are children. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: decided to take their mom's car and go for a

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Speaker 1: joy ride in the middle of the night after she

928
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Speaker 1: disciplined them by taking away their electronic devices. In September

929
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Speaker 1: twenty first, the Alachua County Sheriff's Office as deputy spotted

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Speaker 1: the sedan on Interstate seventy five near Gainesville in North

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Speaker 1: Florida just before four am. So not only did they

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Speaker 1: steal the car and drive, they did it in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the night.

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Speaker 2: Wow. But they've been probably driving for a little while

935
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Speaker 2: at that point, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, who knows how fast they were going. Maybe they've

937
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: been out there just doing forty for five hours, just

938
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: playing some Grateful Dead, just some Casey Jones in swinging

939
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: into bow Jangles, getting some biscuits.

940
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Speaker 2: Safer, them having a iPad.

941
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Speaker 1: Like that.

942
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Speaker 2: They like Casey Jones. They love the grateful Dead.

943
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Speaker 1: They love the worst grateful Dead.

944
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 2: So you think that's the worst Grateful Dead song.

945
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Speaker 1: No, it's Touch of Gray. But that's only because every

946
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: time somebody says they love the dead, I'll be like, dude,

947
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: I love Touch of Gray, and they're like, like, you

948
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: see hippies actually won to fight.

949
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 2: That is the worst Grateful Dead song.

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Speaker 1: I agree. Cool video. Though the children's mother had reported

951
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 1: her car stolen and her children missing four hours earlier

952
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: in Northport, a city in southwest Florida, the deputies, who

953
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Speaker 1: were thinking they were dealing with professional car thieves, performed

954
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Speaker 1: a high risk traffic stop, boxing the car in and

955
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Speaker 1: ordering those inside to step out. No. To their surprise,

956
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Speaker 1: deputy observed a ten year old male driving exit the vehicle.

957
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: Oh man, get out of the car. It's just a

958
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Speaker 1: ten year old kid being like.

959
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: Brown driving that car high on rice Chrispyes, I mean.

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Speaker 1: That's that uh, And then along with his eleven year

961
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Speaker 1: old sister, it was learned that the siblings had been

962
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Speaker 1: reported missing. Blah blah blah. We already said that. The

963
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: social media post included two photos of the children exiting

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Speaker 1: the vehicle with their hands raised. The department covered their faces,

965
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Speaker 1: concealed their faces to conceal their identities. They contacted the siblings' mother,

966
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Speaker 1: who decided not to press charges on them. Okay, I

967
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Speaker 1: guess that's a silver lining in this insane story, and

968
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Speaker 1: instead drove the three hours to pick up her children

969
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Speaker 1: and take them back home. The brother and sister had

970
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: traveled over two hundred miles. Where I mean a ten

971
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: year old driving going? Where were they going?

972
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 3: Where were they going? Where they going north?

973
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: Now? Yeah, they were north of Disney.

974
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Speaker 3: They were heading north. They were heading they were heading

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Speaker 3: to Canada.

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Speaker 1: To the Mason Dixon line. Yeah, they were trying to

977
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Speaker 1: get freed in the north. Oh, my gosh, they were

978
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: going to Canada. Boy, that would be the greatest banana story.

979
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Speaker 4: A steel They make it to Montreal.

980
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: Way to Montreal. Yeah, they open a little boutique.

981
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 4: A cute little coffee shop.

982
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: Oh, he makes the keyshes, she makes the espresssos. Wait

983
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: a second. It was learned that both children were upset

984
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: with their mother because she took away their electronic devices,

985
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: which again this reporting needs to just say their phones

986
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: are tablets or video games. Electronic devices is from the

987
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: nineteen seventies.

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00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: What was it?

989
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 4: What did she take?

990
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: Yes? Was it a week?

991
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 4: I gotta know?

992
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,919
Speaker 1: Was her life? Right?

993
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 2: She took their seapap machine. They were curious. So they

994
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 2: got in the car and they said, we're going to

995
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 2: dad's house. Dad, lets us have seapap machine all night long.

996
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: For seatpaps. What that's so good? Which is believed they

997
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: were taken away because they were not using them appropriately.

998
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: After speaking with the children, deputies determined they were not

999
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: mistreated by anyone in their household. Another silver lining. Okay,

1000
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: their mother, who drove three hours to pick them up,

1001
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: did not want to pursue criminal charges, and the children

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Speaker 1: were not j held after the incident. There you go

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Speaker 1: a happy ending and they.

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00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 4: I wonder what their punishment was.

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00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: Though, Like yeah, I mean they never got a screen again.

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00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: But they're good drivers. I mean that kid, there's a

1007
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,479
Speaker 1: lot of moves that kid had to get on a highway. Yeah,

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00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: he had to probably sit up. I mean, how does

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00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 1: a ten year old makeup? Tall?

1010
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 4: How tall is a ten year old?

1011
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 2: That's great? I mean like that it's I don't seventeens. Yeah,

1012
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 2: he had to open the moon out like a draft.

1013
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: Bear Jangles. I mean that is it really is impressive.

1014
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad the kids are okay, but that

1015
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: is pretty impressive. To get from here, turn the car on,

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00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: get it out of the driveway. You're already doing more

1017
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Speaker 1: than the average adult. And then to get it on

1018
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Speaker 1: the highway and go two hundred miles pretty good, that's all.

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00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 2: That's wild amazing of an accomplishment as having your first

1020
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Speaker 2: hour long comedy special out there right now called Spiraling. Yes, Wow,

1021
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 2: what a transition been our guest for this wonderful fifty

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Speaker 2: five minutes. Leah anything you're on tour right now?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on tour. I I got a bunch of

1025
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Speaker 3: dates coming up at the towards the end of this

1026
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Speaker 3: year next year. Everything's on my on my website Leah

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Speaker 3: Rudik dot com, backslash tour, or on my social media

1028
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 3: Instagram TikTok. It's just at Leah Rudik on Instagram, It's

1029
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 3: at Leah Underscore rootick Yeah. And then my special is

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Speaker 3: is on Apple, TV, Amazon, wherever, It's everywhere. It's anywhere

1031
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 3: and everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's great. So follow her on all things

1033
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 1: and watch that special and thank you for coming on Bananas.

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Speaker 1: We really appreciate.

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Speaker 4: It so fun. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production. Our producer and

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Speaker 2: engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.