Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Oh guys, finally we're in person and we're in New
Speaker 1: York City, And guess what Don is gonna be on
Speaker 1: Mike today. What a journey. I just went to Chicago,
Speaker 1: I said, twenty one pilot.
Speaker 2: You're so young.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gen Z, I'm Jen Triple A.
Speaker 4: Slay girl Sleigh.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna snatch a little waist. I'm snatched. I'm intentional,
Speaker 1: I'm mindful, I'm demure. Hello, Welcome to another episode of
Speaker 1: Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Arta Marine,
Speaker 1: coming to you from the age of twenty one. I
Speaker 1: am twenty one violence and I'm in New York City
Speaker 1: in a proper sound booth. I'm looking at egg crate?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Is that what you call this egg crate? I don't
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 1: With me today? In person, we're about to start. This
Speaker 1: is the beginning of one of our one of our
Speaker 1: overseas adventures. We haven't made it to hometowns yet. Right now,
Speaker 1: they've sent us to Australia, which is what they started
Speaker 1: gen season with. She went right to hometowns and then
Speaker 1: went to the Emerald City Ladies and gentlemen, Melbourne. We're
Speaker 1: in Melbourn. A woman who I'm I'm seeing her exciting
Speaker 1: New York autumn collection giving fall. We're about to stay
Speaker 1: up really in my apartment. We're going to be building
Speaker 1: some fucking bullshit. It's going to be great. And I
Speaker 1: want to apologize if we've angered anybody at ABC. We
Speaker 1: love you ABC. They keep rejecting our requests.
Speaker 2: That's true. We'll keep working on our king.
Speaker 1: Jeremy wanted to come with the hometowns with the grocery store,
Speaker 1: wanted to come play with us this Saturday. He was
Speaker 1: down to clown. He wasn't allowed ABC. If there's something
Speaker 1: we've done.
Speaker 6: Because he went to the club what's his name, Maria.
Speaker 1: I know he got too excited, he got too excited,
Speaker 1: but I feel like, you know what, But but they
Speaker 1: let us have Branden in January. So if we've done
Speaker 1: something between January and now, we're so sorry. We look
Speaker 1: what could we have done, Ladies and gentlemen. Doctor Hannah Montana,
Speaker 1: Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mitten's main Hosny Lavine, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the program, Doctor Banana. Also the we actually actually actually
Speaker 1: we only wanted one today because he's so funny. And
Speaker 1: we knew that his brother from another mother, his his
Speaker 1: hair goals. He we knew that he we we we
Speaker 1: requested Don, I literally can't speak. We requested Don this.
Speaker 1: You've been so funny on this product.
Speaker 4: Oh that's you are.
Speaker 1: And we've done We've had you and other guests, which
Speaker 1: is great. But the one with you and Don when
Speaker 1: there was a gong behind on and then Don was
Speaker 1: not on Mike, but you kept talking to Don.
Speaker 4: I kept talking to Don, but no one could hear
Speaker 4: what Don was saying, so you only could imagine what
Speaker 4: Don was saying, and it mostly was through gong.
Speaker 1: Look, he is the king of the Tonight Show. He
Speaker 1: also just He hosts the best comedy show in New
Speaker 1: York City, a monthly show called Sweet.
Speaker 4: Just celebrated twenty years this week.
Speaker 1: They had two shows.
Speaker 5: You did two.
Speaker 4: We did a Sunday and the Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Was that smart? Was that overwhelming? The show is called Sweet.
Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen seth.
Speaker 4: Hers, Yeah, oh earned earned?
Speaker 1: Wait was it too much to do two shows?
Speaker 4: It was a lot of work. But when we did
Speaker 4: the tenth anniversary, we did three, kind of down to
Speaker 4: two and it was still so much work. I did
Speaker 4: everything myself help who were who.
Speaker 1: Were the top three guests?
Speaker 4: And we had a lot of surprise guests.
Speaker 1: So at the finale surprises.
Speaker 4: That's the finale of the second show. Yeah, so Alex
Speaker 4: Moffatt from Now it was my co host.
Speaker 1: I was with his bride Sunday night.
Speaker 4: Oh right, right right, and at the dinner at that dinner.
Speaker 1: At the dinner, she was there. We were waiting for
Speaker 1: him to come off of Big Gay Jamboree.
Speaker 4: Oh right, right, right right, that's the show.
Speaker 2: He's okay.
Speaker 4: So we were co hosts. And then at the end
Speaker 4: of the night, we were doing a bit where he's like,
Speaker 4: we can do any impression of anyone. You give us
Speaker 4: an impression, we'll do it, and some people would yell
Speaker 4: out things and we've tried to do our best or
Speaker 4: do terrible versions. Fun and then at some point I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm going to do a Paul rud I
Speaker 4: really have a really good one, and we both did
Speaker 4: our versions of it and they're really terrible. And of
Speaker 4: course Paul enters from months.
Speaker 1: So fun curious thought.
Speaker 4: So that he does a bunch of impressions.
Speaker 1: What night is this Tuesday?
Speaker 4: And then he does a bunch of impressions and he's like,
Speaker 4: my best impression that I do Richard Kind does a
Speaker 4: Richard Kind and then Richard from the back of the room.
Speaker 4: It was like that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so so this was last night.
Speaker 4: It gets much crazier. So Richard comes on stage and
Speaker 4: Richard does we all do a Richard and he tells
Speaker 4: us how he talked to the audience. She's got his
Speaker 4: hat to do it, okay, and then Richard does, I
Speaker 4: do one You'll never know who it is, and he
Speaker 4: does a very basic impression of someone talking about their health,
Speaker 4: and he goes, you'll never know it's my Justin throw
Speaker 4: and throws in the back of booh, that's terrible that
Speaker 4: you guys don't know what you're doing. And then he comes.
Speaker 4: Justin comes on and then Justin and and Paul recreate
Speaker 4: their wonder Lust scene where they do the spin doctors.
Speaker 4: They there's a scene in the movie where they try
Speaker 4: to compete doing it.
Speaker 1: You have the spin doctors.
Speaker 4: So then they're doing two princes and then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, Chris backstage is like holding charge, like, you
Speaker 4: guys have no idea, what the hell you're doing and
Speaker 4: then we all as a group.
Speaker 1: Sing the song you have the real spin doctors.
Speaker 4: Well, Chris and I are friend from high school.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, that's so And I didn't even bring
Speaker 1: that up.
Speaker 4: Paul brought up. I was like, wouldn't it be fine if
Speaker 4: we did the spinachsh thing and then had Chris show up?
Speaker 4: And I was like, I can we can make that up.
Speaker 4: That's so fun. It was a crazy finale.
Speaker 1: It was a crazy that's amazing. I'm really proud of you.
Speaker 2: I saw you were going to bring for thirty years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly has already signed up.
Speaker 1: I like your little I like your little robe. Outfit
Speaker 1: that you posted to.
Speaker 4: You was the oh that was last night? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I show your little robe?
Speaker 4: But I did a character on tonight show that was
Speaker 4: from Late Night. It was a character we did in
Speaker 4: Late Night fifteen ten years ago, and Jim is like,
Speaker 4: we got to bring him back as if he's on
Speaker 4: Love is Blind.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So it's this creepy, sort of like very sexy character
Speaker 4: and the new trailer for Love is Blind and we
Speaker 4: edit him into it.
Speaker 1: When does when does it starts blind?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think this week or something.
Speaker 1: I love that. Have you watched Love is Blind UK?
Speaker 4: No, it's increased that the one where they're maaked.
Speaker 1: No, I've watched that. That's we've watched that less Love
Speaker 1: Island UK.
Speaker 4: No, there's one where they're actually you live a thing
Speaker 4: and they're actually naked.
Speaker 1: Oh I know that, that's right. Oh yeah, you're dating naked,
Speaker 1: dating naked. But Love is Blind. Uh. Love Island UK
Speaker 1: season one. They liked his bone on camera and like
Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes. It's incredible and you have to watch with
Speaker 1: the subtitles on because they all like very thick Scouts accent,
Speaker 1: which was dead guard. Yes, I'm China, yeah, fum Mahannah
Speaker 1: like fuck yeah, Jennadon, I'm like, wow, this is incredible. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of.
Speaker 4: That, I totally understood everything.
Speaker 1: Guess to what, guess to what? I here we are.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling about Jonah's a bachelor at the
Speaker 1: Golden Bachelor Episode three?
Speaker 4: I like her me too so far, me too, Like
Speaker 4: she's really into like communication and yes, she's very charming.
Speaker 1: I like her more than I thought I would. And
Speaker 1: I actually screamed at my television when Gary arrived. I
Speaker 1: was like sunburned or crisp, like a piece of beef jerky.
Speaker 1: He rolls up and we'll get to it, but I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna start now. He clearly wanted to be invited
Speaker 1: on when he was like yes, when he was like
Speaker 1: are you sure your guys here, and then he was
Speaker 1: like we'll always have a special connection. I feel like
Speaker 1: he was trying to sabotage her and like also get
Speaker 1: in with her. And he was like, you have that
Speaker 1: advantage over me. I'm like you, what the fuck are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Your wife had passed away longer than
Speaker 1: her husband, like he was. I just thought, go away,
Speaker 1: Like he's so gross and he's so sunburned.
Speaker 4: He's so burned. Where he's gotten off the beachs into
Speaker 4: that show.
Speaker 1: It's stuck there, feel like it's been hanging out at
Speaker 1: like the grove, hoping that like Mario Lopez talks to him.
Speaker 1: And I was like, he's he's been like trying to
Speaker 1: get autographs, like he's so gross.
Speaker 2: To me, Yeah, I don't like him.
Speaker 1: He really fooled me.
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 4: I think he wanted. I think he does want to
Speaker 4: get back on the show. He wants like now that
Speaker 4: this that I dropped this other person tomediate person in
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 1: Teresa, who also wanted to come to the show with
Speaker 1: us Saturday night, wouldn't letter, and so Ellen Ellen wanted
Speaker 1: to do it.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 2: Does not want?
Speaker 4: You're the best advertising they have.
Speaker 1: What do we do? Literally? What do we we? She said? Ellen,
Speaker 1: Teresa and Jeremial said yes, and we got we got
Speaker 1: to know, we got, they got block, but we have
Speaker 1: Charity in Dowton.
Speaker 4: That's hot.
Speaker 1: That's hot. That's hot.
Speaker 4: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna say anything crazy so they can come on.
Speaker 4: I mean, what do they think.
Speaker 2: Teresa and Ellen are going to say? I know, Ellen
Speaker 2: does seem kind of like a wild card.
Speaker 7: Though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like Ellen. I wish Ellen was bad as
Speaker 1: much as I like Joan. I wish we had somebody
Speaker 1: in their seventies like Gary, and I feel like Ellen
Speaker 1: would have been a great bachelorette.
Speaker 2: Ellen would have ripped those men apart.
Speaker 1: With her bouncy blonde hair and her pick a ball.
Speaker 1: Come on, well, here we are with Joan and uh
Speaker 1: we start out every time we start out.
Speaker 4: Look at this here, I got no.
Speaker 1: I like that you them up. I like that I
Speaker 1: remember I hide them from you. I let you look
Speaker 1: for your jokes.
Speaker 4: I remember like little things that like funny things that happened.
Speaker 1: So we started at the beginning and they they do
Speaker 1: sort of a preview of like uh oh, they keep
Speaker 1: doing this sort of scary previews, and she's like crying
Speaker 1: to the men, I'm not ready to have love in
Speaker 1: my life. I mean that did happen. Later in the episode, your.
Speaker 4: Heads your bet really hard. Yeah, She's like, I don't
Speaker 4: know if I'm ready, but you guys are all here,
Speaker 4: so I guess I'm ready for you guys.
Speaker 1: I'm oh, my god, okay, so here we are, and
Speaker 1: uh we cut to this season. The episode starts. All
Speaker 1: the men are yawning, they're exhausted.
Speaker 2: My god, these poor guys.
Speaker 1: They're Gary, our good Gary. This season is Gary, who
Speaker 1: is a sentimental soft star.
Speaker 6: I love his like his transitional sunglasses he's always wearing.
Speaker 6: He's always wear inside outside everywhere.
Speaker 1: I do love when people when I go to the doctor,
Speaker 1: they're like, do you want these like transit Like absolutely,
Speaker 1: I don't want, Like I have a Grange glass. You
Speaker 1: don't have transitional glasses?
Speaker 4: Zero glasses?
Speaker 1: What yeah?
Speaker 4: Zero glass?
Speaker 1: Bragging for you have nothing wrong with your eyes.
Speaker 4: I mean that's not what I said. No, my eyes
Speaker 4: are not the best, but I don't really need glasses yet.
Speaker 4: But like you, I can read this, but it's you.
Speaker 1: Know, carry that's a pretty big fun because.
Speaker 4: For me, this is like the smallest it could be.
Speaker 1: Funny.
Speaker 4: This is thirteen.
Speaker 1: I can read that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but I'm saying I'm this is as small
Speaker 4: as it can be and I can still be like,
Speaker 4: read it five okay, but what about it?
Speaker 1: What about a book?
Speaker 4: I haven't read one of those in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 1: Good, thank god, So we can all speak freely. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Gary's exhausted, the guys are snoring. They're snoring loudly,
Speaker 1: and Pascal is busy in the morning making Mark cook
Speaker 1: for him. I have to say, I really, at the
Speaker 1: start of the episode, I want to hate Pascal, and
Speaker 1: then I don't.
Speaker 4: You know, I really hated him until the end of
Speaker 4: the Vegas trip. Yeah right, sorry, he's all right.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I feel like if she picks him, he will fuck
Speaker 1: her over.
Speaker 2: Oh really you think so?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Interesting anyone who talks about their child that's being like
Speaker 4: so tough as nails, Like he has no empathy in.
Speaker 5: My shoes, you like.
Speaker 4: And of us. He's French, which is already one level
Speaker 4: of like.
Speaker 2: He's also a friend hairdresser.
Speaker 4: He's a hair dressing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has a salon. You didn't see him, but
Speaker 1: the talent show cut the wig. Okay, okay, he's a hairdresser.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He also has clearly had a lot of work done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been a lot, by the way.
Speaker 2: Good for him, Good for him.
Speaker 1: He looks good. Good for him.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get the past go one day.
Speaker 1: I know, I feel like the Past gal is the
Speaker 1: best work on this season. If I'm going to get
Speaker 1: somebody get sorry doctors, I mean there's definitely some If
Speaker 1: you look behind his ear, you're definitely going to do something.
Speaker 4: Like sixfolds, like a start started.
Speaker 1: Good for him.
Speaker 4: I love he keeps dropping subtly how rich he has.
Speaker 4: I've been on the private chap, can't stop mentioning it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how rich can like a single salon owner
Speaker 1: be in Chicago? Like, should I go onto hairstyles?
Speaker 4: I mean, how many songs is it?
Speaker 1: Two? Three?
Speaker 2: It sounds like a lot. I don't know what he's like.
Speaker 2: I have it, I have help, I have someone to
Speaker 2: cook my food.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel a little it feels realized.
Speaker 2: He could just realize it's a little.
Speaker 1: Exaggerated, like I have a housekeeper every other week, you know,
Speaker 1: that's like there's my person.
Speaker 4: It's like you mean, like, I feel like we're all
Speaker 4: going to realize that his whole house of cards is not.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not.
Speaker 4: He does hometowns. He's going to live in a studio.
Speaker 1: Part it's not going to be what she thinks it is.
Speaker 1: He's going to be spending it all en closed. There's
Speaker 1: people near me that like, we'll live in an apartment
Speaker 1: and drive you know, like a Ferrari or something, and
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, that's a studio apartment. You've spent it
Speaker 1: all on your car, right right, Okay. So so he's like,
Speaker 1: so he's he's past. Somebody's talking about how there's gazers
Speaker 1: and grazers. So like there's people that just don't want
Speaker 1: to cook. He's like, I don't like to cook, clean
Speaker 1: or do laundry.
Speaker 5: Not for me.
Speaker 1: It's like, well it's not for me either, but like
Speaker 1: you gotta do it, you gotta do you gotta do it.
Speaker 1: He's like, it's not my style. I gotta make my
Speaker 1: black fist. I've wreeaked out.
Speaker 4: I love that your version of Pascal is Elmer.
Speaker 1: Dohn. Did you see this part?
Speaker 3: It wasn't in the clips.
Speaker 1: Pascal the best of Wow, So Pastal got to one
Speaker 1: on one? Were you surprised? I was surprised? For was Pascal?
Speaker 4: I wasn't? He seems charming for the for the day?
Speaker 2: Are you supposed? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Come on right, because I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty woman and I'm Julia Robberts, So I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: aren't you Richard Gear Julia.
Speaker 4: He's the poor one. He knows he's the poor one.
Speaker 4: He's just giving us hints.
Speaker 1: Can I be Laurias Jacmel send a Buckarella that? And
Speaker 1: you can be you can be uh from Seinfeld. You
Speaker 1: could be Stucky who's grosser. You could be Jason Alexander.
Speaker 1: You could be Jason Alexander being really gross to Pascal.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try and have sex with Pascal from some money,
Speaker 4: and you know what, he'll take it. He'll take it.
Speaker 4: He will thirty thirty five bucks. I will take that
Speaker 4: thirty five.
Speaker 1: Bucks in an avocado toast this morning.
Speaker 4: He'll take it. Okay, So I'll do your laundry. Watch Pasco.
Speaker 1: He goes. He goes, I am honored, I am flattered,
Speaker 1: and I'm Cheerry being able to be vulnerable as hard
Speaker 1: for me. So then he goes, oh, porche, oh I
Speaker 1: love whoa are you not afraid of driving? I'm a
Speaker 1: fast driver And she goes, I'm driving and he's like,
Speaker 1: whoa a woman driver? Yes, that's legal.
Speaker 4: Disgusting only in Vegas. Everything goes here.
Speaker 1: You know, if it was real life, he would have
Speaker 1: been way less cool.
Speaker 2: I know when she said I'm driving, no, it's like okay,
Speaker 2: as if it was.
Speaker 4: Like the mouse was asking to drive.
Speaker 1: So then off they go. Somebody's jealous? Who is jealous?
Speaker 2: Kim?
Speaker 6: Captain Kim always Captain, It's all about him.
Speaker 1: Captain Kim has Captain Kim has a plot line on
Speaker 1: this episode. I'm like, when we've ever didn't you be
Speaker 1: taken down by his.
Speaker 5: We've never in the.
Speaker 1: Bachelor mansion where like disgusting, We're like Chad is weightlifting
Speaker 1: like love seeds. You know, just the fact that a
Speaker 1: sea shanty happened in that mansion is wen I cannot.
Speaker 4: He has a peg leg. He hasn't revealed the fact
Speaker 4: he has a pet.
Speaker 2: You're right right.
Speaker 4: We can talk about the song later.
Speaker 1: But I have some thoughts about you singing on the show.
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, I'll get the lyrics.
Speaker 4: I'll get the lyrics.
Speaker 2: Email captain, get the lyrics.
Speaker 4: I got a harmonize.
Speaker 1: I got a harmonize someone because my brother, you, my
Speaker 1: brother have to sing.
Speaker 4: Oh the Mountain.
Speaker 2: You need to get some nears, like.
Speaker 4: Guy, giant.
Speaker 1: John, what are you doing Saturday? Are you a bar John?
Speaker 1: What's your what are you? He's a soprano? Okay, so
Speaker 1: they get a private plane, big battle. Now this is
Speaker 1: the private plane. This is up my alley. You understand
Speaker 1: that Vegan baby, he did a lot of kissing, and
Speaker 1: she was here for the other guys that going for
Speaker 1: a kiss, She's like clamps her lips down.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: She was here for Pascal to swooping. And she was
Speaker 1: hordy for Pascal.
Speaker 4: That's what he got the one I want.
Speaker 1: She was down, she was down to clowns scow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet, I bet they did it. We just
Speaker 4: didn't see it.
Speaker 1: I mean she was horny for him.
Speaker 2: That okay. When they pulled up to the private plane
Speaker 2: and they both got and they were like swinging their
Speaker 2: hands up. I was like, this is your gay best friend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't act like that. And then like he
Speaker 4: forgot he forgot his coat.
Speaker 3: Who's gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Shrieking, guys, we're doing it, clicking his heel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was so excited. He's like, finally.
Speaker 2: Have come to He's not cutting that much. No, no,
Speaker 2: there's no way he was.
Speaker 1: So you're right, I will say, I feel like they're
Speaker 1: styling her well for like I thought like for her,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a very pretty dress on her.
Speaker 1: I think that she looks for what these guys, the
Speaker 1: version of the woman that these guys want. I think
Speaker 1: when she walked in in her flowy sort of white
Speaker 1: blousey dress, like, I think they're styling her well. They
Speaker 1: fucked over Jen in her capes. For Jen, her budget
Speaker 1: was like three peanuts and.
Speaker 2: Like Wayne Newton or whatever exactly Joan dude. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So then they get to Vegas, they pull up to
Speaker 1: the Paris Hotel.
Speaker 6: Yeah that was I was actually like, this is offensive,
Speaker 6: this is incredibly inappropriate.
Speaker 1: I'm triggered.
Speaker 2: I started to write a letter.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's why we're not getting a prid. So then
Speaker 1: they played dress up. He comes out shirtless, wax wax
Speaker 1: tip to toe tans and waxed tip to toe. By
Speaker 1: the way, I've had to get spray tans for things.
Speaker 1: It wears off after like four days. Someone is spraying
Speaker 1: him some some of one of the other men. He's
Speaker 1: like making.
Speaker 4: It's okay, guy, I bet he's guys doing it.
Speaker 1: So he so he murders coming up. So he comes
Speaker 1: out and like aid it is gay. Best driend comes
Speaker 1: out to like a sequin like like shawl collar tuxedo
Speaker 1: and those shirt underneath. And so then they come out
Speaker 1: and wigs like Sonny and share.
Speaker 2: You don't do Sonny and share with your actual partner.
Speaker 1: You You're so right, it is fully gay best friend energy.
Speaker 1: So then he liked her keyhole dress, though in a
Speaker 1: very straight man where he was like, whoa, whoa, you
Speaker 1: look this is the one this Yeah, I can motor
Speaker 1: board right through the dress like that key He liked
Speaker 1: the keyhole dress. Donn are you a fan of a keyhole?
Speaker 3: I can't say.
Speaker 4: Anything that ends in hole. He's on board, you know
Speaker 4: me so well he said something whole Yeah, sure, I
Speaker 4: don't care where it is glory gloryhole.
Speaker 1: Mouse I'm glad you came to that. How are the twins?
Speaker 4: I have five year old twin girls who are about
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 1: Six, and they keep him busy.
Speaker 5: He's busy.
Speaker 4: They've been making They drop pictures of everyone, and they
Speaker 4: call everyone's a self portrait. Every picture they drop someone
Speaker 4: else is a self porte. It's like, it's like, not
Speaker 4: a self portrait, we're drawing someone else.
Speaker 2: They see themselves in them.
Speaker 4: They're very.
Speaker 1: Incredible.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: So he goes Vegas. He kissed a thank you joan kiss.
Speaker 1: I'm not happy in coach, I mean, so that they go,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a pretty woman. I'm Julia Robots whoa.
Speaker 1: And then he kept kissing and she goes and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I feel kind of sexy with Pascal. I feel super
Speaker 1: visible and very grateful. It's nice to be with someone
Speaker 1: like who can lift you up. So then meanwhile, back
Speaker 1: at home, Charles and Gary, the most incredible duo, go
Speaker 1: to the pharmacy for melatonin, earplugs and shark onesies.
Speaker 4: That was my favorite little trip. That was better than
Speaker 4: any date. They're a little mandate to get a CBS.
Speaker 1: It was like the most old fashioned country market.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way I think it was real, Like the
Speaker 1: guys are in they literally look I mean it's a
Speaker 1: person who has sleep issues. I'm like, oh, these are
Speaker 1: men that are well. These men have slept well. And
Speaker 1: this is the first I'm used to not sleeping people
Speaker 1: that can't roll with it, you know, because.
Speaker 4: They're new beds and stuff. When they can't really deal.
Speaker 1: Because they're like they're in like everyone's and they're in
Speaker 1: bunk beds and there's like eight men to a room.
Speaker 2: Wow, and the bunk beds are cruel and they're all
Speaker 2: like my back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Charles took an upper bunk. Meanwhile, so then they
Speaker 1: go and upcoms Wayne Newton, I wrote down.
Speaker 2: Teeth you want to talk about work?
Speaker 4: Teeth was like the thing about the teeth though, that's
Speaker 4: the fourth thing you notice. There's so much else going
Speaker 4: on with his face. Teeth was like, oh, there's also
Speaker 4: the messed up teeth. The teeth just one tooth, it's
Speaker 4: just this one white thing to.
Speaker 2: His whole face is just stuck.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah listening to him, did you actually listen to him?
Speaker 4: Saying yes, he didn't crazy his signature song. He does
Speaker 4: not know the words.
Speaker 3: It's just like.
Speaker 2: It was like, what is happening? Do you not know
Speaker 2: the waves of.
Speaker 4: Your most famous song you sing every single night?
Speaker 2: Okay, don't move his face enough to actually enunciate it.
Speaker 1: I went with Steve Heidner to Wayne Newton years.
Speaker 2: Ago and how many faces ago?
Speaker 1: I would say four faces ago?
Speaker 3: For he.
Speaker 1: And I had one like long Island ice, Sure, sure,
Speaker 1: blacked out hammer, We go backstage. Whoa, Okay, I drop
Speaker 1: my purse ship faced. I had one of those Stela
Speaker 1: lip things that's like silver. Heightener goes pick up your salve,
Speaker 1: which I was like, meaning like a salve, like basically
Speaker 1: treated like my herbees cream or something. He's like, yourselves.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it's lip cream. And he's like get yourself.
Speaker 1: And I'm looking atway Newton screaming it's not salve, it's
Speaker 1: lip cream. I would say four faces ago. He was
Speaker 1: an incredible showman and he doesn't read music. He plays
Speaker 1: eleven instruments. He's the Pascal of Vegas. He's like a
Speaker 1: self taught king.
Speaker 2: Hmmm, what happened to all that talent? Yeah, because it
Speaker 2: wasn't showing last night.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna I'm I don't know how old
Speaker 1: he is. I'm gonna guess he's at least lady, he's
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It also looks like someone just put a plastic bag
Speaker 4: on his face and stretched it does there's like a
Speaker 4: CVS bag has been on his face for thirty minutes,
Speaker 4: and then right before he walks the door, they take
Speaker 4: it off, so it still has like the CVS bag
Speaker 4: stretch on it, and then he walks through the door.
Speaker 4: That's what I found happened. Is one giant tooth that's
Speaker 4: perfectly white, perfect white.
Speaker 2: Dark holes of ice. He's eighty two years old.
Speaker 4: Eighty two, he looks old. You know all that work
Speaker 4: was worth it. He looks about eighty one. O you,
Speaker 4: that's so true, You're totally worth it.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Charles, Okay, back at home, a murder gets solved.
Speaker 1: Get away, said Charles's asking guy.
Speaker 4: Charles once again can't stop talking about the one topic
Speaker 4: he always talks about, talk about bringing the room down.
Speaker 4: Every episode. He's like, I don't know if you know
Speaker 4: that I have a dead wife, and if you did know,
Speaker 4: let me talk to you about it for a half hour,
Speaker 4: forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: They all have dead wives or divorced divorce. Secretly, we
Speaker 2: don't really know what.
Speaker 1: But the divorce feels like a taint, like if your
Speaker 1: wife didn't die, like if you got a divorce, it
Speaker 1: feels like something's wrong with you. If your wife should
Speaker 1: better be dead, if your wife didn't drop dead, something's
Speaker 1: off right. No, I want to say, because we only
Speaker 1: guess on people based on their their cast photos. I
Speaker 1: was wrong about Guy. We were wrong. We picked him
Speaker 1: to be the villain. He was kind and he listened
Speaker 1: to Charles, and he was a detective.
Speaker 4: As he was a detective, so Charles gives him this
Speaker 4: whole all the evidence of his wife's death, like.
Speaker 1: The tongue from the mouth, the blood, the blood from.
Speaker 4: The mirrors, blood in the mouth, and she had an aneurysm,
Speaker 4: she fell over. Why was there blood in the mouth,
Speaker 4: And as if he's been working on this case for
Speaker 4: seven years, Guy's like, I think she's bitter. Tongue case closed,
Speaker 4: murder solved, and then Charles went off. This whole thing
Speaker 4: was like I finally got the closure. You had the
Speaker 4: one conversation on television with a guy for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: And Guy also said after solving the crime, he goes,
Speaker 1: I think you need to move on. I think you
Speaker 1: need to stop. I think you need to start.
Speaker 4: I have to stop bringing this up everything because we
Speaker 4: don't know, because we don't see all of it. He's
Speaker 4: bringing it up every time he goes.
Speaker 1: I think need to stop. I think you need to.
Speaker 4: Move on, Hadny. It's been many years.
Speaker 1: And I think he listened, because later on he said
Speaker 1: to Joan, I've.
Speaker 4: Moved on, as as he hands her a framed picture
Speaker 4: of this way. I've moved on. By the way, here's
Speaker 4: my gift for you, a framed picture of my dead wife.
Speaker 4: That's someone who has not moved on. No, I couldn't
Speaker 4: believe that was his gift to her.
Speaker 2: I've moved he has not moved on.
Speaker 4: That was his gift. Here's a framed picture of my
Speaker 4: dead wife. That is my gift for you. That was
Speaker 4: so insane. That was the most the same moment I've
Speaker 4: seen on The Bachelor. In again.
Speaker 6: They do.
Speaker 2: These older gentlemen love frames.
Speaker 4: They so much.
Speaker 6: Everyone is giving each other just frame and right. She
Speaker 6: gave Gary a frame, Gary her frame. Everyone's giving.
Speaker 4: His prayer was in a frame exactly.
Speaker 2: It's like, when did you get a chance.
Speaker 4: They read the prayer, but it was a frame, like
Speaker 4: a really nice frame. Any the other thing about the
Speaker 4: prayer and we could talk about this later, but what's
Speaker 4: his name?
Speaker 3: We had?
Speaker 4: The prayer was like, I'm not singing that stupid song.
Speaker 4: I'm going to read a framed prayer to you that
Speaker 4: I wrote.
Speaker 2: I know where do they get these frames?
Speaker 4: You're right, you know, must me a frame store within
Speaker 4: the mansion. Inside the mansion.
Speaker 1: Jeffres frames the frames five thousand. Wow, and ABC, you
Speaker 1: get it right. Don't never say no to us. We
Speaker 1: love you, ABC, you get it right, your frame, We
Speaker 1: love your framework.
Speaker 4: ABC props should get a raise.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then they go. So then they're like, okay, great.
Speaker 1: So so the guys go and the brain and your
Speaker 1: zone blood from the mouth probably bit the tongue.
Speaker 6: Question, why didn't he just ask a doctor at the
Speaker 6: hospital when he was there at the time.
Speaker 4: Why was he like, I can't ask this mystery?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He could have just been like, why is she bleeding?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Done, guy said, He goes, he goes, stop dwelling on
Speaker 1: why why?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: You don't need to think about that anymore. And he goes, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm hopeful I'll see a new version of myself. Let
Speaker 1: me just run up to the frame store.
Speaker 4: In the frame store, I have a few unframed pictures
Speaker 4: in my life. I need to go framed before I
Speaker 4: move on. There's seventeen unframed pictures and then I can
Speaker 4: move on.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Joan and Pascal have dinner and we find out
Speaker 1: Joan majored in computer science.
Speaker 4: Yeah, coating, Yeah, I life wad she knows dos?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So so Pascal was like, wow, I never had support.
Speaker 1: I had a tough childhood. There was six in a room,
Speaker 1: two in each bed, no bathroom, no.
Speaker 4: Kitchen, no aud At some point, I'm like, okay, this
Speaker 4: is a Pieza fraud. He's made no carpet, I don't know.
Speaker 4: We had only three walls and no ceiling, plastic bags.
Speaker 4: We have to share two pairs of plastic bags by shoes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the hold talk.
Speaker 1: No bathroom, no shower, no compliments. Yeah, bathroom, no shower,
Speaker 1: no compliments.
Speaker 2: Like his parents would never be like you look good, Pascal,
Speaker 2: you're looking good.
Speaker 1: You look good.
Speaker 4: This is so rehearsed.
Speaker 1: Go play in the street.
Speaker 4: Put in the STU.
Speaker 2: That was crazy. I was like, what do you want
Speaker 2: to play in this street? If your child, I want
Speaker 2: to play this.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hang out with your parents?
Speaker 1: You want to?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who also unders six in a room? I want to exactly. So,
Speaker 1: he had a hole in his shoe. His dad said,
Speaker 1: let me put cardboard in and that way you can
Speaker 1: buy a new one. And that changed everything.
Speaker 4: I don't I didn't even understand the metaphor he believed.
Speaker 1: It took me a second because I thought he was
Speaker 1: going to be hurt by the cardboard and his dad.
Speaker 2: I think he was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Is that his dad believed in him enough to go,
Speaker 1: when you get to the US, you'll make some money.
Speaker 1: You'll buy I believe that you can make money to
Speaker 1: buy a new pant like ten.
Speaker 4: He believes he could make ten to fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what payless.
Speaker 4: That's how much faith he had.
Speaker 1: And then he was like and I did not speak English,
Speaker 1: and every day I would talk to myself and I
Speaker 1: was like, you got this, you can do this.
Speaker 4: I bet he's from Pennsylvania. That's my real hard thing.
Speaker 4: I think he's a fraud. Think the whole thing's made up.
Speaker 1: I honestly think you might something. It's I don't buy
Speaker 1: some of it. Something's off because we have other frauds
Speaker 1: on this.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then she's like, I always had a soft place
Speaker 1: to land. I don't feel that way anymore, but you
Speaker 1: didn't have a soft place to land. And I feel
Speaker 1: safe with Pascal. And then they like slow dance and
Speaker 1: make out and and uh. Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Speaker 1: Michael get a one on one. He bursts into tears.
Speaker 1: She's like, I wanted a group date and I thought, dude,
Speaker 1: be a champion, Like, come on, man.
Speaker 4: It was one of the most weirdly revealing moments. Yes,
Speaker 4: it was sort of funny and odd that he was
Speaker 4: crying with the fact that he got this one on one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but it was very revealing.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. It made me feel for him.
Speaker 1: And I thought, uh, oh, you don't want to say
Speaker 1: that on camera. You might think it deep down inside
Speaker 1: like we all have insecurities. Don't say it out.
Speaker 4: But then he won the day by talking about it.
Speaker 1: Yes he did. Actually he did win the day.
Speaker 4: He won the day by talking. He talked about it.
Speaker 4: She loved it, won the day.
Speaker 1: She loved it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to see his full tattoo.
Speaker 1: I Also, it turns out he is Native America and
Speaker 1: we were wrong.
Speaker 2: Look what I wrote, I gotta see that tattoo.
Speaker 1: Maybe next week when they have the strict date. Maybe
Speaker 1: I need to see it.
Speaker 2: I have to know what was going on.
Speaker 4: I wrote. All I wrote was all I'm thinking about
Speaker 4: is how much? How big is that?
Speaker 2: We have to see that.
Speaker 4: That's all I wrote. Is that is that Indian headdress
Speaker 4: this whole side of his thing? Or is it small
Speaker 4: up here? I was imagining it's a whole side.
Speaker 6: When he's like, I really started to lean into some
Speaker 6: of my native a mayor, I was like, lean in.
Speaker 6: It looks like you got a full body tattoo about
Speaker 6: your history.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Should I get like a drunk Viking, just like a
Speaker 1: really drunk like a bottle of cleavage.
Speaker 2: We need to see like the top half of it.
Speaker 1: Like a like a rock and bottle and the Ikea store,
Speaker 1: the like the ike logo coming out of my tips.
Speaker 1: I should have like a Swedish meatball, like climbing out
Speaker 1: of my keyhole meatballs. Okay, Well, is there anything else
Speaker 1: to say about Pascal and Joe? He is he going
Speaker 1: to win? No, he's not going to What part of
Speaker 1: him is a fraud?
Speaker 4: I think he's not as rich as he says, And
Speaker 4: there's a part of me that thinks he didn't grow
Speaker 4: up as poor and rough child as he says. Maybe
Speaker 4: that maybe that's true, But I don't think he's French.
Speaker 1: It could be that deep like French Canadian. Are we
Speaker 1: going to get a hometown with it? Are we going
Speaker 1: to see his apartment and find out.
Speaker 4: That he's going to stand for a while. I don't
Speaker 4: know if he's going to make hometowns.
Speaker 1: I think the hometowns might be chalk.
Speaker 2: No, I think doesn't. Didn't they show us in the
Speaker 2: previews that.
Speaker 1: Chalk leaves Yeah to next week? Chalk, self eliminated, self eliminated.
Speaker 4: This is the next week? The week?
Speaker 1: Is he the one with the sick mom?
Speaker 4: But so does he? I think he said mom is
Speaker 4: still alive.
Speaker 2: They're sick exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: I think his mom has stage four cancer? Isn't that chalk?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Maybe though I think it's chock.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's chalk because I think when he pulled
Speaker 1: her aside, he's like, I understand, okay, Maybe so maybe
Speaker 1: I think maybe his mom takes a turn and it's
Speaker 1: time to go. Next week? Who knows? Gary did you
Speaker 1: see any of the dates with Gary Gary Don, he
Speaker 1: does have a Gary vibe, not the good Gary, the
Speaker 1: frame Gary, not the bad Gary frame Don. Did you
Speaker 1: see any of Pascal's date.
Speaker 3: Yes, I saw a little bit of the making out.
Speaker 1: What do you do you think he's a fraud?
Speaker 3: I just think he's a Oh.
Speaker 1: You think he's full of himself?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, that's that's the that's my gut impression.
Speaker 1: You know what. The way he treats the other men
Speaker 1: is I think would get old, would get old after like, okay,
Speaker 1: they've been there for four days, five days. If you're
Speaker 1: there for five months with that and he's bossing everyone
Speaker 1: around closet space, that's really rude. He's he the fact
Speaker 1: that he like implements a surf system immediately and he's
Speaker 1: a land baron, you know like that. It's like immediately
Speaker 1: you're going to work for him, and they all kind
Speaker 1: of agree to. I think they don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, yeah, he is a lot.
Speaker 1: What makes you think he's a jerk?
Speaker 3: Done everything that you're mentioning there? I mean, make me breakfast?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, thank you, John?
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, A real man cooks.
Speaker 1: Think make a pop tart, dude, Pop tart dude. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: I need a sexual time out, and we're back. You guys,
Speaker 1: I thought this group date was really fun. They showed
Speaker 1: up and they made it look like it was going
Speaker 1: to be football, and they freaked out and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's Eric Dickerson and Andre Reid.
Speaker 2: Who are these people?
Speaker 4: You guys were too young to remember. But in the eighties,
Speaker 4: those guys were like they were like the Tom Brady's.
Speaker 1: What team?
Speaker 4: I think they were like Bears? Do you remember then?
Speaker 4: The Bears? Er Rams done, Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 1: Don I'm sorry I called you Gary. Here's what you
Speaker 1: need to know about me. And Anna knows this well.
Speaker 1: My brains glitches and when I get tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't even. She has no idea where she is.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Literally, when I'm when I get overtired, I've been on
Speaker 1: like a I'm not even I don't know all the time, no, no,
Speaker 1: which is all the time, but I've been like flying
Speaker 1: every two days or like. So when I get when
Speaker 1: I get discombobulated, I just start saying the wrong words
Speaker 1: and you know that it's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're back.
Speaker 4: I can't wait for you to get older.
Speaker 1: And who knows what like whoa whoa whoa whoa easy easy.
Speaker 4: I felt like it was also kind of a waste
Speaker 4: of these two football legends to show up and then
Speaker 4: not kept. They played barely, they didn't play. He didn't
Speaker 4: even like they did anything.
Speaker 2: They teach them how to stretch, get.
Speaker 1: To sit on the sidelines. Dating Quaker oats with Joan
Speaker 1: and Jesse. But I will say Jesse was cute and
Speaker 1: in his like because he he's like a sports commentator.
Speaker 4: Is so he got he finally got to be in
Speaker 4: his element.
Speaker 1: He actually came alive and he was really cute. And
Speaker 1: I have to say this was a fun group day.
Speaker 1: I thought this the the Talent Show was fun. Like
Speaker 1: the guys are good sports and I'm finding this to
Speaker 1: be a really fun season.
Speaker 2: It's a good avenue for like dad's dad jokes, you know,
Speaker 2: and that.
Speaker 1: They are and they're they're competitive like that they're still
Speaker 1: like like.
Speaker 2: Greg was like, I just you know, I'm limber, You're
Speaker 2: like okay.
Speaker 4: The one guy was like he was so psyched as
Speaker 4: big Flex was he could get up and down, like
Speaker 4: these guys are having heart. I can get up and
Speaker 4: get back down and get I think I won.
Speaker 3: I think I won.
Speaker 1: I also felt like I feel like they're keeping her
Speaker 1: away from Keith and also what's his name?
Speaker 5: Mark?
Speaker 1: I think they're keeping her away so Marcus Kelsey's dad,
Speaker 1: and I feel like she really likes Mark and the.
Speaker 4: One that says girl dad, that's that's Keith.
Speaker 1: And I feel like Mark was a military call Germany,
Speaker 1: but he's the one that did the German like will
Speaker 1: you kiss me?
Speaker 5: Thing?
Speaker 1: And I feel like he's the one that the internet
Speaker 1: went crazy for hometowns during Joey's season and they were
Speaker 1: like And my theory is maybe this is why ABC's
Speaker 1: Matt I freeze it. I say they're going to fuck
Speaker 1: them over. I'm gonna freeze it differently. ABC was just
Speaker 1: so wise and smart. They're the best of all the networks.
Speaker 2: ABC does not listen to this podcast, but.
Speaker 1: They're mad enough somehow. Why are they keeping Jeremy.
Speaker 4: From the podcast? I think they don't want people to
Speaker 4: depressed that they're not controlling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we were like, but they let Brayden do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like Braiden at that point was
Speaker 2: like he'd been let loose.
Speaker 4: It would have been hard to many earrings loose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we can't control those earrings.
Speaker 1: It would be it was, it would be hard.
Speaker 6: But also wasn't he already with Christine Christine at that point? Yeah,
Speaker 6: so at that point, it's like he's never coming back
Speaker 6: on the show.
Speaker 1: But neitherre is Ellen or like Teresa.
Speaker 6: We don't know that because Teresa has broken up, Ellen
Speaker 6: is still single, Jeremy's at the club.
Speaker 2: Anything could happen.
Speaker 1: My friend Chris, who listens to our pot podcast Shout
Speaker 1: Out cis she thinks that my Golden Bachelor at uh
Speaker 1: Bachelor and Paradise on a cruise ship idea is a
Speaker 1: really good idea and that I should take it to you. Maybe,
Speaker 1: don't you think watching Paradise on a cruise ship with
Speaker 1: older people would be fine?
Speaker 4: So it's like Paradise, but they're all stuck on.
Speaker 1: A cruise yes, And you could even put in some
Speaker 1: of the younger people that might want like a cougar, right,
Speaker 1: so it's.
Speaker 4: Sort of like an episode of love but that doesn't end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it, And they all get sick and.
Speaker 1: I've gotten the neurovirus. And I've never twice from people's
Speaker 1: kids had children are the worst.
Speaker 4: I knew these kids that gave me a foot and
Speaker 4: mouth disease once and it was mine.
Speaker 1: They were what is foot and mouth is.
Speaker 4: The worst thing that's ever happened to me?
Speaker 1: But how did you feel? How do you know you
Speaker 1: have it?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: What is the foot? What is the mouth?
Speaker 4: It gets very confusing, Okay, So the kids get a
Speaker 4: mild version of it. Okay, like a lot of kids
Speaker 4: have it. It's like this, someone's get lit dots on
Speaker 4: your hands and stuff, and you feel a little sick
Speaker 4: for them. But for adults, they get it. It's half
Speaker 4: adults never get it. Half adults get it. It's really
Speaker 4: bad for adults. So I was like, couldn't move for
Speaker 4: a day, twenty four hours, Come get off the couch,
Speaker 4: like so sick. And then after a day you're fine.
Speaker 4: But then it really starts to get back because then
Speaker 4: there's blisters all over your hands and feet. Hands and
Speaker 4: feet covered in blisters.
Speaker 1: I don't want.
Speaker 4: Sometimes people get dots on their mouth, Luckily I did not.
Speaker 1: I don't want.
Speaker 4: But then as soon as the blisters leave, you get
Speaker 4: pink dots all over your hands. How long it lasts
Speaker 4: about five to seven days.
Speaker 1: How to get rid of it?
Speaker 4: You can't there. I talked to my doctors, like attacking.
Speaker 4: There's no care because because no one ever dies and
Speaker 4: it's gone in a week, I don't want so no one,
Speaker 4: there's no careful.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm never going to handshake a child again.
Speaker 4: So I did so a lot.
Speaker 1: Now pressing hands, I'm trying to get the vote.
Speaker 4: In the height of my foot mouth problem. I had
Speaker 4: to fight to Vegas to do a show for ESPN.
Speaker 4: So I had to like walk through the airport out,
Speaker 4: go to the airport, sit in the plane, Fine Vegas,
Speaker 4: and then I get it's a whole long story. So
Speaker 4: I get to the hotel and they're like, I'm like,
Speaker 4: get me as close to the door as you possibly can.
Speaker 1: So I go in.
Speaker 4: It's three in the morning. There's a line to check out,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, what's going on. They're like, we have
Speaker 4: to we have all the rooms are booked. We have
Speaker 4: to put everyone else in a different hotel. So it's
Speaker 4: like and three in the morning. So like, you're lucky,
Speaker 4: your hotel is gonna be right there. It's like two
Speaker 4: bucks down the street. You can see it. I was like,
Speaker 4: can someone drive me? And they're like, it's right there.
Speaker 4: It's like, can someone drive me, we can drive you.
Speaker 4: So a three minute walk to twenty five minutes for
Speaker 4: me to walk to the room, and then I soaked
Speaker 4: my feet and a garbage can.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think.
Speaker 1: You can see vs bag and face back. You got
Speaker 1: your one two?
Speaker 4: Then get a yeah exactly. Then I had to take
Speaker 4: a car to the show the next day and walk
Speaker 4: through the walk through the convention hall. It's like your foot,
Speaker 4: your whole bomby foot is a blister.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, terrible tost up.
Speaker 4: That money I couldn't. I couldn't bail.
Speaker 1: You need that money, need that money exactly. Oh this
Speaker 1: I feel like, do lose a pretty woman? Is that nice?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: So they play kickball? Quaker oats kickball?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah? Could there? Could there be more sponsors
Speaker 4: of things? The moment of the show is sponsored, and.
Speaker 1: Then Keith said the following, I like starting the day
Speaker 1: with quaker oats. Yum.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you think you think he was trained to say that.
Speaker 4: I think it's a genuine statement.
Speaker 1: Dude, who says it like that? I actually do like
Speaker 1: starting the day with any oat. I like it o
Speaker 1: I like an oat, but I don't I wouldn't go
Speaker 1: yum yum. I like starting the day with my oats yea.
Speaker 4: And the first kickball pitches powered by Sillis and.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 4: It's like every moment is sponsored by somebody.
Speaker 1: So the winners get time with Joan. Yeah, Chalk tweaks
Speaker 1: the hamstring. The guys start going down Greg. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: guy's just starting like the lowest impact activity. They're like
Speaker 1: and like Kim is going like Kim like they were like,
Speaker 1: do you want to get that X ray Kim, He's like, no,
Speaker 1: I need time of jone.
Speaker 2: Salty Dog.
Speaker 1: Charles goes Charles, who's never played. Charles is a king
Speaker 1: in this. It was the first time he doesn't talk
Speaker 1: about his dead wipe. Yes, he's never played kick.
Speaker 4: I think he prayed to her right before he kicked.
Speaker 1: So then he goes, He goes, did you see that
Speaker 1: ball that I kicked? They couldn't catch it. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: He he fouled a ball. He got super lucky. He
Speaker 4: put a lot of weird spin on it. It bounced
Speaker 4: in once and then out, so he got kind of luck.
Speaker 1: And then our king Kelsey's dad named Mark. He like
Speaker 1: ate ship and then rolled and rolled and rolled and rolled.
Speaker 1: I kind of want him to be a little cooler.
Speaker 1: He's so cute, but I wanted him. I felt for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't get it with these dads. They're all
Speaker 2: just like, oh oh, it's like their energy is crazy,
Speaker 2: Like okay, he.
Speaker 1: Keep like he rolled himself like down a hill even
Speaker 1: though it was flat, and he rolled like ten times.
Speaker 1: He just kept rolling.
Speaker 4: I can't stop at too much.
Speaker 1: So then the the the Blue team one and she was.
Speaker 2: Like, Charles had that winning kick that did not go far.
Speaker 4: But they it was essentially a bunch, yes, exactly, it
Speaker 4: was an unforced bunch.
Speaker 2: They could not get him out.
Speaker 1: Did you see the kickball game?
Speaker 3: I did, and a lot of fun, you know, especially
Speaker 3: when you're rooting for Charles.
Speaker 1: So Charles is so cute.
Speaker 4: But then he got out first. But then the runner
Speaker 4: runner scored Keith.
Speaker 2: Yeah Keith got yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then so then Keith is so sight, he is
Speaker 1: so sick. What is it about Keith's voice?
Speaker 5: Is it soothing?
Speaker 1: What is it? What's the deal with Keith's voice.
Speaker 4: He's the girl dad, right, He's the girl dad. I
Speaker 4: find him. I find him annoying.
Speaker 1: He's annoying. He got the first impression row.
Speaker 2: Who does he look like.
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 4: He looks like to people in new from high school.
Speaker 1: I can't hear what that she's I think he's just
Speaker 1: so big that she's horny.
Speaker 4: For his giants.
Speaker 2: She likes like the.
Speaker 1: Tree.
Speaker 4: He's not like a suave. He's not like Jacob Alordi.
Speaker 4: He's more like.
Speaker 1: He's not even like shrekkah Jacob Lordy.
Speaker 4: He's like tall and this guy's.
Speaker 1: Like absolutely accurate.
Speaker 5: He is not like Jacob.
Speaker 1: Who's on the He's Jacob Alerdi is currently on the
Speaker 1: yacht with the Massimo. He's like on the family yacht
Speaker 1: right now. His lady friend's family who like the ones
Speaker 1: who went to jail forgetting the full full House, Full House, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Lorie Lachlan. So then Jordan's uh, all the guys start
Speaker 1: opening up, and now.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking, Lauri Lachlan and Jake Lawd, you're going to
Speaker 4: have an affair.
Speaker 1: That'd be so fun, that'd be fun, that'd be exciting.
Speaker 1: But that's like how Miley Cyrus's sisters like boy her
Speaker 1: boyfriend got taken by Trish the mom she married her kid's.
Speaker 2: Boyfriend, Noah Cyrus.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she married he was on prison Break and he
Speaker 1: was dating Noah and was younger than There was a
Speaker 1: lot going on and the mom married him.
Speaker 5: But didn't the dad.
Speaker 4: Break the show? Yeah?
Speaker 2: One of those guys, one of the prisoners.
Speaker 1: I think one of the prisoners on prison Break got
Speaker 1: captured by Trish Cyrus.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Didn't the dad also date someone who was like Miley's
Speaker 6: age or something?
Speaker 1: I mean, there's Achille, Billy Ray. I was on the
Speaker 1: show with Billy Ray for a year.
Speaker 4: What was that called?
Speaker 1: It was called Still the King with Jerry trainor who's
Speaker 1: going to be at the show?
Speaker 5: Do you know Jerry?
Speaker 1: You're gonna like Jerry? Jerry's a king. I've heard doubt Jerry.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say this. Jerry tried to bail on
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 4: I bet that's Jerry. How dare you, buddy?
Speaker 1: Because he tried to prison break and then we sent
Speaker 1: her Cyrus to go catch.
Speaker 2: Now he's married into the Cyrus family.
Speaker 1: That's one of those things, because I think he got
Speaker 1: nervous and aweetheart and he's coming and he's the best,
Speaker 1: and we love him. He flies in today. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have dinner with him tomorrow night, and then yeah, he's
Speaker 1: coming to the show on Saturday. He's the best, so
Speaker 1: we all have to give a very warm We won't
Speaker 1: make him sing Mansion Man. That'll be you and my
Speaker 1: brother will sing Mansion Man.
Speaker 4: May I think you're right.
Speaker 1: You know what, We'll send him a link to Mansion
Speaker 1: Man and Spotify.
Speaker 2: It's already on Spotify. Under remix.
Speaker 5: We'll see the remix.
Speaker 4: If any DJ is smart out there, they should do.
Speaker 4: They put some beats under Mansion a.
Speaker 2: Remix sea Shanty, which has been done.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say yeah, I wouldn't say it was a
Speaker 4: sea shanty. I think it's more of like a college.
Speaker 1: Like a whiffer nels.
Speaker 4: I think that was the vibe he was going for.
Speaker 4: There used to be a thing that men would serenade
Speaker 4: girls in their drawer, and that's what he was going for.
Speaker 4: I understood what he was going for, but I was like,
Speaker 4: no one gets what you're trying to do.
Speaker 2: I don't want to sing.
Speaker 1: And the fact that it was Captain and then you
Speaker 1: know what, Guy took the head after being Guy's a
Speaker 1: nice guy. He looks like, but he is, but he's
Speaker 1: a good guy.
Speaker 4: He's the only one who would sing with him, the
Speaker 4: only one, and all the other guys just sat and watched,
Speaker 4: and Joe loved it. Joe loved it, and all the
Speaker 4: guys were.
Speaker 2: Like, but did she love it? Because she sent his
Speaker 2: ass home?
Speaker 4: She was like writer of the song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, neighbor guy got to float right all through off
Speaker 2: that song.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right.
Speaker 4: I did notice that, and I was not happy.
Speaker 1: No, okay, you know what it was. It was almost
Speaker 1: too much the song. Yeah, so then Charles pulls her aside. Okay,
Speaker 1: so somebody goes, oh, there's a victory kiss and then
Speaker 1: she was like ugh and like she was awkward, and
Speaker 1: somebody gave her a victory kiss. Was it Jordan who
Speaker 1: did the victory kiss? I can't remember, but somebody kissed
Speaker 1: her and she did not want that kiss.
Speaker 2: She does like Jordan's, so maybe it was one of
Speaker 2: the other guys.
Speaker 1: Jordan is cute and has no game. Jordan is cuter
Speaker 1: than he thinks he is. I think I find Jordan
Speaker 1: appealing and like if Jordan Taylor Dane, yes, and he
Speaker 1: gave her the black and White cookie no context he's cute.
Speaker 1: He's the one who kept talking about how awful his
Speaker 1: opening night. Limo Entrances was like, if you stop saying
Speaker 1: you're a loser, like you're actually cute and like it
Speaker 1: seemed like a nice guy. So stop speaking against yourself.
Speaker 1: These guys, we can't give the people arrows to shoot
Speaker 1: you with, Seth.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't, Okay. So then Charles Charles pulls her aside.
Speaker 1: He's like, I've never played kickball before, but the team
Speaker 1: took care of me, just like I took care of
Speaker 1: my dad.
Speaker 2: Was God.
Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, he said, I am very
Speaker 1: today is a very happy day for me.
Speaker 7: This was.
Speaker 3: He said.
Speaker 1: The best part of yesterday was guy.
Speaker 6: I.
Speaker 2: Solved my wife's murder.
Speaker 4: Unbelievable. I can't believe they solve the murder. Then he
Speaker 4: has to tell her about the murders.
Speaker 1: He said, okay, and she goes, why why there was
Speaker 1: blood in the mouth she bit her tongue. There's something
Speaker 1: I've been asking myself. I'm so relieved. This is huge.
Speaker 4: Thank God.
Speaker 1: Changed my life. I solved murder.
Speaker 4: And if he didn't know what I'm talking about, here's
Speaker 4: a framed picture of her. She looks there's a little
Speaker 4: bit of blood in the picture. In the frame. You
Speaker 4: can see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: He goes, you carried it around for so long?
Speaker 4: Meant that she meant the picture, not the idea of her,
Speaker 4: the actual picture. He's been carrying that around for a
Speaker 4: long time.
Speaker 2: Frame.
Speaker 1: We might need to go get some frames and some
Speaker 1: frame everything. We might need to give some frames out
Speaker 1: at the show. Frames out frames out at the show.
Speaker 4: It would be really funny if you've got several pictures
Speaker 4: of him and his wife out, but it has to
Speaker 4: be Charleson's life.
Speaker 2: A little bit of blood photoshop.
Speaker 4: You can find that picture online, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if every date I went on.
Speaker 2: I was a frame photo of you and your ex husband?
Speaker 2: Would be crazy?
Speaker 1: Just dand what happened exactly?
Speaker 6: They're like murder.
Speaker 1: But you guys got to why are you showing here?
Speaker 1: We are at our wedding, we were so what happened?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Can you help me figure out what happened? Don't we
Speaker 2: look happier?
Speaker 1: Look how happy we are?
Speaker 5: Cat here? Look at this?
Speaker 1: This is on our wedding. We're peaking. This is this
Speaker 1: is right after he proposed. And then I have a
Speaker 1: frame photo of my mom. This is my mom, she died.
Speaker 1: This is my mom. Then I have frame photo of
Speaker 1: mittens I inherited. This is my dead mom's cat, mitten.
Speaker 1: But what happened? What happened?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, have some like like forensic pathologists figure
Speaker 4: out what happened in every relationship?
Speaker 1: What happened? What happened to my mom? What happened? How
Speaker 1: did mitten get thumbs? What happened?
Speaker 2: Okay, so then a hundred frames.
Speaker 1: So then Jonah's listening and she this is the beginning
Speaker 1: of her going, my mom is sick. I have to
Speaker 1: be the fixer. We start finding this out. She's like,
Speaker 1: she's going, my mom's sick.
Speaker 2: Why she was like, they called me to try and
Speaker 2: figure out what to do. It is like, well, you're
Speaker 2: not a doctor, so why would they call her?
Speaker 1: A little bit like leave her alone, like you already
Speaker 1: pulled her off. But you already pulled her off of
Speaker 1: the show last time, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: maybe don't call her for a second.
Speaker 2: I don't like call my mom and be like mom
Speaker 2: my nose it is, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Feel like, leave her alone for the doctors.
Speaker 1: I feel like people are calling.
Speaker 2: Her, like the kids like called her and were like,
Speaker 2: grandma sick. Take grandma on to the doctor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take grandma to the door. Maybe don't maybe wait
Speaker 1: unless it's bad, like leave her alone for a second.
Speaker 1: So so then Joan is worried. So she gets this
Speaker 1: call I have to be the fixer. She tells Gary,
Speaker 1: our other gay best friend, about her mom and he goes,
Speaker 1: what's your what's your mom?
Speaker 5: Mary? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yea, he goes, I'm gonna put Mary in my prayers.
Speaker 1: She said, I love having you around. You're so positive,
Speaker 1: and then I feel like you're making me the best
Speaker 1: me I can be. And he he loves it. He's
Speaker 1: he is so touched and he praised.
Speaker 2: For Mary, and well he writes it down and frames it.
Speaker 1: Yep yep. So we find out that his mom grew
Speaker 1: up in foster care. Her mom grew up in foster care.
Speaker 1: She had no living relatives, so she had her mom
Speaker 1: had like her grandmother had, uh had tuberculosis. So they
Speaker 1: sent the mom.
Speaker 2: There's a sanatorium.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is So then they sent the
Speaker 1: mom off. She grew up in foster care and she
Speaker 1: had no siblings.
Speaker 2: It was a very small The words sanatorium. When you
Speaker 2: hear sanitorium, you're like, yeah, oh, indeed.
Speaker 4: That's where that's where pregnant girls were.
Speaker 1: Kathleen, Yeah, agreed. So then Gil goes I had Now Gil,
Speaker 1: we don't like Gil. Gil has a training order. Again
Speaker 1: I heard this, Yes, Gil also adopted his daughter. And
Speaker 1: then I was glad to hear I was because there's
Speaker 1: one that adopted their daughter. Later I was glad, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm glad it wasn't Gil, because I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: glad that Gill adopted his baby as a little as
Speaker 1: a daughter as a baby. And he goes, he goes,
Speaker 1: may I give you a kiss on the cheek, and
Speaker 1: then he kissed her on the mouth. That's a real
Speaker 1: move of a guy that has a restrain a class.
Speaker 4: Joan has a restraining order.
Speaker 1: You don't say cheek and then go and slide at
Speaker 1: home for the mouth. That's such a restraining order.
Speaker 4: But did you see that?
Speaker 1: Did you see that?
Speaker 3: Don I did not see that one moment.
Speaker 1: No, it was gross. He goes, may I kiss you
Speaker 1: on the cheek and then he did a half half
Speaker 1: mouth half side back.
Speaker 6: She was Later on, I noticed when Captain Kim is leaving.
Speaker 6: He does kiss her on the mouth as well, and said, can.
Speaker 1: I kiss you on the cheek? And he kiss her
Speaker 1: right on the mouth. She didn't want to kiss.
Speaker 4: You on the mouth. Thing that older men do.
Speaker 1: My I have an uncle. I have an uncle that
Speaker 1: kisses me on the mouth. And I'm like, and he's
Speaker 1: not a creepy one, you know, he's like nice.
Speaker 4: Right, the creepy one does something else besides the mouth.
Speaker 1: The creepy did this. The creepy one did this when
Speaker 1: I was fourteen. I showed up. He goes, pulled my
Speaker 1: arms to the side and he goes, look at you.
Speaker 1: You're stacked.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, dude, that was the creepy creepy or just honest.
Speaker 2: I was just paying you a compliment.
Speaker 1: I wasn't stacked. I was stacked.
Speaker 4: You just looked reduction.
Speaker 1: No, No, I was heavier that I have a nice
Speaker 1: be plus, but they were I was. I was heavier
Speaker 1: that he checked him. Yeah, I was. I was stacked.
Speaker 1: I was a thicker ricker, you know.
Speaker 2: I was stacked sacks.
Speaker 4: Thing about Gary. I thought it was particlarly funny. And
Speaker 4: you have to go back and watch it. The way
Speaker 4: he says how this. There's a lot of pressure on
Speaker 4: the ceremony, like the row ceremony goes. It's so stressful.
Speaker 4: And it made me laughed so hard the way he
Speaker 4: said it, because he's kind of like really freaking out,
Speaker 4: but he's laughing the same time. I had to rewatch it.
Speaker 1: He cries at least twice an episode he does.
Speaker 2: My kids are going to be mad at me.
Speaker 1: I love him. He's incredible grandpa. He's the best TV.
Speaker 1: And I feel like he'll be a groomsman in her
Speaker 1: wedding for whichever. When she pigs, he'll be a bridesmid Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when she marries Pascal and Pascal's bossing him around. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then she's like, you know, I always feel like
Speaker 1: I have to be one hundred percent, So she hires
Speaker 1: a masseuse to come rub it out with all these Yeah,
Speaker 1: jer dude, that was very nice. That was And then
Speaker 1: guys like, what I like to be naked?
Speaker 4: He made the dude turn around. Yeah, well he got.
Speaker 1: Naked, like who can in front of the cameras, Like,
Speaker 1: there's his He looked like he had a tight little
Speaker 1: tushy on the side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it got rubbed.
Speaker 6: He the.
Speaker 4: Glues it's just another muscle. Yeah, so it was the
Speaker 4: front got to rub rub rub it up.
Speaker 1: Any final thoughts on the group date before we take
Speaker 1: a quick break the kickball.
Speaker 4: I mean I wrote a lot of notes. Wait oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I was just saying, like Charles, you cannot keep bring
Speaker 4: up your dead wife on every day you have. But
Speaker 4: he's not even done.
Speaker 1: They get the frame if you haven't even gone to
Speaker 1: the the frames at the Rose ceremony, he's got to
Speaker 1: go to the framer.
Speaker 2: At the shop.
Speaker 4: He's got to I just can't believe how how how
Speaker 4: hurt everyone was.
Speaker 1: After one round, Kim was his entire shin had no
Speaker 1: flesh left on it. And then they were like, do
Speaker 1: you want to go to the doctor to have your
Speaker 1: like shoulder X ray? And he was like no, I
Speaker 1: want to go see Joan And I was like okay, Dan.
Speaker 4: And then the after party was on the field. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we made them go home and shower and change and
Speaker 4: go back to the field.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. They spent all the money on Wayne
Speaker 1: Newton and the van. So question who is the one
Speaker 1: that slid into home? Who slid into.
Speaker 4: The Oh he got kicked off. He was the guy
Speaker 4: who looked like Captain Kim. No, it was the looks
Speaker 4: like Bradley Whitfield. And then he got he got voted
Speaker 4: out at the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did. I know who you mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's the one who was like, I can stand up.
Speaker 2: That Pascal's laundry.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, Pascal didn't like how his laundry was
Speaker 1: done and made him redo it and re iron it.
Speaker 4: Seriously. Yes, what a mean girl.
Speaker 1: He's such a bitch.
Speaker 4: That's really messed up. You can't make another guy show.
Speaker 4: You're on, do your laundry and be eye on your clothes.
Speaker 4: Maybe heard about it, that's why she kicked.
Speaker 1: Him on You're weak, Yes, you're not, my sweet launderette.
Speaker 2: I thought so far.
Speaker 1: I got to tell you, I'm really really enjoying the season,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't sure if fucking Gary last year was
Speaker 1: going to ruin it for us, and if the purity
Speaker 1: of the women because it was so great the first season.
Speaker 1: I was concerned that it's just as good as last year.
Speaker 1: I'm loving it.
Speaker 2: I was worried that when they got rid of Jack,
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, Jack was.
Speaker 1: So fun with his HGTV house doores, Oh, would you
Speaker 1: look at we got seventy two candles over here, like
Speaker 1: I did it, keep saying I just say when we
Speaker 1: get out, like I mean, we'll come back to it.
Speaker 1: But again, why I liked it.
Speaker 2: I should also say, you.
Speaker 1: And Jerry and my brother.
Speaker 2: Get what is happening?
Speaker 1: You need my way and we are the man should met.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could do a remix.
Speaker 4: Then again, oh my god, going somewhere a few times karaoke?
Speaker 1: Can you know it? We could get the karaoke thing
Speaker 1: for seth of course, okay, great?
Speaker 4: What am I not a man of a certain age.
Speaker 4: The other thing Joanes said was funny is that they
Speaker 4: edited her which she was like, I'm more of a
Speaker 4: cornhole girl, and they edit that sound bite and then
Speaker 4: she goes, I like to do a cookie on the field.
Speaker 4: They edited that. I was like, what are you doing
Speaker 4: to her? They edited her so it's like only dirty
Speaker 4: things come out of her mouth.
Speaker 1: I liked it, and are our king? Don perked right
Speaker 1: up he heard hole.
Speaker 4: I mean somebody, I don't care what kind old.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break. It will be right back.
Speaker 1: The eagle is landed and we're back and we're on
Speaker 1: a date and he's freaking out. All right, our king
Speaker 1: is freaking out. He cannot believe it. And Jonathan is
Speaker 1: in a floral shirt on button to his navel, showing
Speaker 1: off that tattoo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think he has a shirt that has
Speaker 4: buttons that go above.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 2: He always has that, just like he dress poppy.
Speaker 1: He loves the headdress. I mean, he's a gorgeous man
Speaker 1: and he.
Speaker 4: Can pull up shirts like that. He's got a great
Speaker 4: little He's got.
Speaker 1: A tight snatch a little bob, he says, snatch bob.
Speaker 2: His ex wife doesn't agree. Can I talk to you?
Speaker 2: I want out?
Speaker 5: Wake up?
Speaker 1: Wake up?
Speaker 4: Can I I want a divorce Sunday morning. I feel
Speaker 4: like there's such a bigger side of that.
Speaker 5: Too.
Speaker 4: I have no idea. Yeah, I only hit her once.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's her wake You don't wake somebody else.
Speaker 2: Unless she's like he just got that tattoo and she's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I want to do.
Speaker 4: I I saw that.
Speaker 1: What can you wake up?
Speaker 2: I need a divorce.
Speaker 4: You're not Native American. I don't know why you did
Speaker 4: in the red Chili peppers. If not, you need to
Speaker 4: get out.
Speaker 2: Half your best.
Speaker 4: If not, get out.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 2: I need to talk to you, to get up. I
Speaker 2: would like a divorce.
Speaker 1: You gotta get up. What do you want to ask
Speaker 1: Charity in dott And when you meet? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I wonder, I mean, we can't. I want to know
Speaker 1: where they live, like DoD they have real jobs, Like
Speaker 1: what's the deal? They live in Brooklyn?
Speaker 2: They with the stars.
Speaker 1: Like a scientist. Isn't he a scientist?
Speaker 4: That is a problem.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's the most likely you should ask him.
Speaker 2: Are you a scientist?
Speaker 1: Are you a scientist?
Speaker 4: What's your deal? I'm a science of that gat that's
Speaker 4: going to say.
Speaker 2: I think they're probably just influencers.
Speaker 1: Now, yes, okay, exactly, Okay, so Jonathan's nervous. He did
Speaker 1: look cute in his floral shirt. It was a cute
Speaker 1: floral I did like that.
Speaker 4: We loved hot right they were they were riding horses,
Speaker 4: but they were not in full cowboy outfits. They appreciated.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it now as a person who is terrified
Speaker 1: of riding horses and I've not even been bit by
Speaker 1: a horse. It's not night is it tough? It looks
Speaker 1: visually pretty, But you have two people that don't know
Speaker 1: what you need one person who can at least ride
Speaker 1: the horse and kind of calm down the bachelorette and
Speaker 1: then like you can barely talk because you're afraid. It's
Speaker 1: not a great one on one date.
Speaker 2: They love to put people on horses on it and
Speaker 2: if you don't.
Speaker 1: Know how to ride and you're afraid, I think it's
Speaker 1: a cheap date. I think it looks pretty, it looks romantic,
Speaker 1: but it's actually.
Speaker 2: Because and you're like, hey, yeah, it's not a good.
Speaker 1: Date unless you're both riders. But nobody's a rider. They
Speaker 1: all look afraid.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be on like an ATV, like hanging on
Speaker 1: be like, don't don't dumb.
Speaker 4: Me, you know, yeah, or even like a jet ski
Speaker 4: if you're not going to talk, be honest.
Speaker 1: I got to jet ski for the first time last week.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what I like to do. I
Speaker 1: want to buy a jet ski. I'm not jets I
Speaker 1: am a full I'm a Southern woman. Now put me
Speaker 1: on a jet ski.
Speaker 2: You love a jet ski.
Speaker 1: I love to jet ski. Have you jet skied?
Speaker 2: Yes? Of course, ye, God damn it.
Speaker 4: I'm a normal humanity in America. I've jet skiing. Where
Speaker 4: did I enjoyed jet ski in many different looks.
Speaker 1: Do you love to jet ski as much as you?
Speaker 4: So many times? I can't even tell you? Don do
Speaker 4: you like here from seventy first Street?
Speaker 1: You jet ski? Don have you je?
Speaker 5: I can I tell you?
Speaker 4: You live in a very small life.
Speaker 3: I'm not part of the.
Speaker 1: Very jet ski is a very elite, very fan on a.
Speaker 2: Lake to jet ski.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have to do the ocean. That's where
Speaker 4: they do that. That's where they do that. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: could do it that.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, you definitely want. I'm a live lake
Speaker 1: love kind of a person. Now, that's who I am.
Speaker 1: I want to buy a lake house and a jet ski,
Speaker 1: A lot of wood signs, a lot of wood size
Speaker 1: and say lake hare, don't care it's lake o'clock somewhere. Yes,
Speaker 1: a lot of rose all day, live lake love. This
Speaker 1: is who I am Now, I'm a lake rat. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so he's nervous. He's worried that he wanted
Speaker 1: the group date. Not that I've never seen somebody have
Speaker 1: this reaction. I don't want the one on one. I'm exposed.
Speaker 1: We see his feather headdress tattoo big time. He's got
Speaker 1: his cowboy boots on. They go on horses. Neither of
Speaker 1: them like horses. She was bitch, she was nervous, So
Speaker 1: they start. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Captain, Captain Lee,
Speaker 1: what's his name, Kim, Captain Kim writing in his journal,
Speaker 1: He's like, I was trying to think of something fun
Speaker 1: to me and the guys could do. I wrote a
Speaker 1: group song, but it's by me. I wrote it. It's
Speaker 1: not a group thing. I wrote it. I'm the one
Speaker 1: that wrote it. But I'm gonna have all the men
Speaker 1: at the mansion. It's all of us. We're gonna sing
Speaker 1: to Joan tomorrow. We're gonna have choir practice in the
Speaker 1: living room. And the group was like, so they're like
Speaker 1: the k starts eye rolling and exhaling. It's a bad song.
Speaker 1: Jordan is i rolling. Gary is sweating. He does not
Speaker 1: want to sing. Gary's the one that has the balls
Speaker 1: enough to go, hey man, this is your thing, this
Speaker 1: is your song to Joan. They don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: Kim is upset and U like.
Speaker 2: It's yours, it's our song.
Speaker 1: He's a shut up. He's he's a drage. He would
Speaker 1: not be fun to live with.
Speaker 2: No, he's like that dad, who's like, we have to
Speaker 2: do it together.
Speaker 1: No, he's definitely like the bad version of the military Dad,
Speaker 1: whereas Mark is the like in touch version of the
Speaker 1: military Dad.
Speaker 2: Would like make he'd make you watch him fix something.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, yeah, he's a drug. What's your dad?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: What's now? Or then.
Speaker 2: After he lost all his testosterone.
Speaker 1: A formative years where it was like a middle school
Speaker 1: middle school seth dad.
Speaker 4: You know, normally he's very kind of charming and funny,
Speaker 4: but then he like could turn on a dime. He
Speaker 4: had like a really bad temper.
Speaker 1: Sounds like every dad.
Speaker 4: Sounds like as long as we were making it about him,
Speaker 4: he was like loving it and funny and fine, but
Speaker 4: like if he has to, like dad, if you had
Speaker 4: to do anything, he was just annoyed.
Speaker 2: So she's together.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 4: So the best thing that we would always make fun
Speaker 4: of him is we get in the car for family
Speaker 4: trip and we're get in the car, in the car,
Speaker 4: packed the car, back the card. We're all sitting in
Speaker 4: the car and.
Speaker 1: You go, I guess you have sisters. I bet you
Speaker 1: have sisters, And he goes like.
Speaker 4: I go to the bathroom, And every time twenty minutes
Speaker 4: he's like, so we're on the car waiting to go,
Speaker 4: and then he's twenty minutes in the bathrooms, like why
Speaker 4: did we why did we get why did we sit
Speaker 4: in this car? And after twenty minutes while he's doing
Speaker 4: whatever he's doing, do it before we get in the car,
Speaker 4: before we get in the car. Every time, I care,
Speaker 4: every time we're sitting there.
Speaker 2: Like because he wants you guys ready to go? Yeah
Speaker 2: he's done.
Speaker 4: Yes, Yeah, what a deck.
Speaker 1: I love you. I want me to call your dad.
Speaker 4: I will say this. I doesn't mean like one bad
Speaker 4: trade he has, which is not that bad, is that
Speaker 4: he just never says thank you for anything.
Speaker 5: Okay, sure, like I know.
Speaker 1: People like that, but by that I mean my dad.
Speaker 4: I organized our this week, our day night. I organized
Speaker 4: a giant birthdayjenner for him in New York. Seventeen family
Speaker 4: members showed up, sweet me and my brother and I
Speaker 4: paid for it. And then he was just like that
Speaker 4: was great, No thank you nothing. He was happy and
Speaker 4: he was psyched we did it, but like there was
Speaker 4: no like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks for doing that.
Speaker 1: No, that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 4: It's never gonna I didn't even think about it even
Speaker 4: didn't even occur to me because I used to tell
Speaker 4: my wife was like, did you thank you for that?
Speaker 4: It's like, no, no, that's a weird question. Why would
Speaker 4: you do that, dad?
Speaker 1: He just deserves don What was your middle school dad?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Not very involved, you were on your own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all have the same dad.
Speaker 2: We're all raised together.
Speaker 1: God, we got we all have the same dad. That's good,
Speaker 1: that's good. My dad used to be like, I told
Speaker 1: your mother if she wanted to have kids, she had
Speaker 1: to deal with you.
Speaker 4: To my brother and I I say that all the
Speaker 4: time to my kids.
Speaker 1: Honestly, he had a point. Okay, okay, so then and
Speaker 1: she was way more fun anyway, that's okay.
Speaker 2: My dad used to be like, I drink because of you. Sure, okay, cool? Cool?
Speaker 6: Yeah, please don't bring the wine glass in the corn.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, he was our favorite.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of that was a lot of
Speaker 2: distracting him and getting the wine glass.
Speaker 1: At least it was I had. We definitely had a
Speaker 1: lot of roadies in the car.
Speaker 2: My dad is the king of wine in the car
Speaker 2: had gin in the car, which is not great a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: It was just like a glass of gin driving and
Speaker 1: he had a He had a Volkswagen Beetle that had
Speaker 1: like that was rusted through. So he had similar to
Speaker 1: Pascal with the cardboard. We just had like boards down
Speaker 1: because you could see the road because it had rusted through.
Speaker 1: So they would just put like boards down and he
Speaker 1: would just smoke in the car, driving around with his gin,
Speaker 1: slashing around.
Speaker 2: That's that's life.
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, ship, Dad is picking us up, Like.
Speaker 2: You can't let the teacher see you win, be like,
Speaker 2: can't he.
Speaker 1: Just way hard? Exactly?
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile, so here we are back and they have
Speaker 1: their having they are riding their horses and they get
Speaker 1: to a little lake and they're champagne and they're like,
Speaker 1: let's drink the champagne. And they're like. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: so they they love the champagne. They're drinking it. And
Speaker 1: he's like, well, I really embraced my native American side.
Speaker 6: We know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but side, so it's only one side.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So he's like half black half it's not clear.
Speaker 2: He won't give us any details.
Speaker 1: We don't know the details.
Speaker 4: If he's like, well, I'm half Asian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does the rest of that tattoo look like?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 1: He goes and in the culture, in a Native American culture,
Speaker 1: the turtle, it's hard out of its shell. The shell
Speaker 1: is there to protect.
Speaker 2: Turtle wearing a Native America. We got to see the
Speaker 2: rest of that tattoo. If it's not furious, we have
Speaker 2: to see the rest of that.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: He's better be on the magic week.
Speaker 5: I got out.
Speaker 1: Wait for the magic Mike get so then so then
Speaker 1: the turtle, the turtle, the shell to protect. I know
Speaker 1: when to withdraw. It'll be so. I got divorced nine
Speaker 1: years ago in November. I was blindsided. I was I
Speaker 1: am a husband and a father. Well, she wasn't happy.
Speaker 4: She woke them up.
Speaker 1: I'm packing. I started crying today. The last time I
Speaker 1: packed was when my wife woke me up. He started,
Speaker 1: He's never.
Speaker 4: On a trip, He's never gone anywhere. Factly fifteen years.
Speaker 1: In the last ten days, I literally have not stopped packing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the suitcase really triggers me.
Speaker 1: That he's unzipping the suitcase. He started crying. He feels
Speaker 1: like he's not enough. He was worried he wasn't going
Speaker 1: to be enough. I'm not going to be enough, And
Speaker 1: I wrote down this dude needs to become a champion.
Speaker 1: I want one of those. I want what you got,
Speaker 1: give it to me. Meanwhile, he's like and so then
Speaker 1: they start kissing a couple of times, and she liked it.
Speaker 1: She was horny for it. She's like, Wow, that really
Speaker 1: stuck with you. There's you've had a couple of bad
Speaker 1: things happen and they've really affected you.
Speaker 2: Your wife waking him up.
Speaker 1: You're good enough, You've you've you're good enough. You deserve
Speaker 1: to be here. You know you you I chose you.
Speaker 1: You've won again after today, just know. But it was
Speaker 1: just like, if somebody's this damaged from things, just telling
Speaker 1: them isn't gonna He's always gonna fill that way unless
Speaker 1: you do some like major.
Speaker 4: Telling him once like hey, you should get over that.
Speaker 4: He's like like, oh, you're right and now.
Speaker 1: But it worked with Guy and Charles.
Speaker 4: Charles can say he's over it all day. He's not
Speaker 4: even close to being over He even talked about the
Speaker 4: end of the show.
Speaker 1: Guys at the frame store.
Speaker 4: He was literally at the frame store getting frames.
Speaker 1: He's not he's over. So then so then she gave
Speaker 1: him the rose, and so then she gave him a
Speaker 1: tight mouthed kit. She didn't want to friendshim like she
Speaker 1: did Pascal. She was horning her for Pascal. So then
Speaker 1: he was like, I wanted to hold you, and she
Speaker 1: held her in the field, was like yeah.
Speaker 2: And then then she saw hawk and it was over.
Speaker 1: Yeah the hawk. She's like, he was so open. I
Speaker 1: would love to see a golden eagle. He says. She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I saw a lot of hawks, and she's like, hawk,
Speaker 1: did somebody say hawk? I had a feeling when I
Speaker 1: when I when the day we buried John, I saw
Speaker 1: a lot of hawks. I'm on a date with a John.
Speaker 1: There's a hawk. John's here. I can't do this. My
Speaker 1: mom's sick, spiraling, I know.
Speaker 2: And then he's like, hey, Joe, you're doing all right?
Speaker 4: You heard her in your mind like that.
Speaker 1: I've been. I've been, Joe, I fully been doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: h yeah, totally fine.
Speaker 5: I was so cool.
Speaker 1: I'm having big feelings. My mom's sick. I keep thinking
Speaker 1: about John. I'm emotional. I feel like I've been pushing myself.
Speaker 1: I should be telling people. It's like, okay, fine. So
Speaker 1: then she gets back she's like, I'm gonna go tell
Speaker 1: all the guys in the mansion. The mansion men so
Speaker 1: then she goes like, hey, guys, listen, I uhna, let
Speaker 1: me just pound some wine before I tell you something.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a sip of the wine. So i
Speaker 1: want to take care of all of you. But I've
Speaker 1: not been open. I'm committing to being vulnerable person that
Speaker 1: I need to be, because this is what you're gonna
Speaker 1: be getting. I have been Being strong is exhausting, and
Speaker 1: I'm tired, and I miss my family and my mam
Speaker 1: is sick.
Speaker 2: Did you not feel like this is very?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm so darting about all you guys as
Speaker 2: fuck trauma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Charles, exactly. I've heard I've held space for
Speaker 1: years and all of your dead wives. Okay, shock, Charles,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you.
Speaker 4: Yes, I listened to all your trauma bullshitad you guys.
Speaker 1: Also, who are her fucking her husband died eight years ago?
Speaker 1: Who is saying to her? Are you one hundred ready?
Speaker 1: I mean? How long does she have to wait?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Why who are these saboteurs? Like like fucking leave her alone?
Speaker 1: How when is the appropriate amount of time you can't
Speaker 1: date again?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: What the fuck I mean?
Speaker 6: Wasn't Jerry Gary whatever his name is from last season
Speaker 6: dating like immediately.
Speaker 1: After his wife died, everybody does accord.
Speaker 4: She was falling to the ground. That's his wife wasn't
Speaker 4: even dead. She was falling and I thought she will
Speaker 4: die fall. Oh listen, she's going down.
Speaker 2: That's what into my lakehouse?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you have a jet Skins? Got a jet ski?
Speaker 1: I'm a lake rat. Now are you one hundred percent ready?
Speaker 1: Who's ever one hundred percent ready for anything?
Speaker 4: Nobody?
Speaker 1: I am ready for jet ski? Ready to have love
Speaker 1: in your life. I'm not sure I'll ever be one
Speaker 1: hundred percent. Maybe eighty percent, ninety percent. I may always
Speaker 1: have a piece of John in my heart. You deserve
Speaker 1: to know that. You deserve to know what you're getting
Speaker 1: in me too. Mark's like, I get it.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: My wife died. She has a portion of my heart.
Speaker 1: Chuck is Chalk is like, hey, can I talk to
Speaker 1: you for sick? Can I sleep for sick? And he's
Speaker 1: He's like, look, I get it. My mom is sick too.
Speaker 1: She's got some days are great, some days are terrible.
Speaker 1: You deserve to know that. We should And then he's like,
Speaker 1: we should want to celebrate. So then she likes Chalk
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, Chalk's a fixer, just like John was
Speaker 1: a fixer. Chalk's leaving next week. No one.
Speaker 2: Chalk was fighting with like what was it? C three
Speaker 2: p O.
Speaker 1: That's right, he did fight.
Speaker 2: She's my that's my girl. He can relax.
Speaker 4: His name is chalk, I mean, but not chalk like
Speaker 4: you draw like chalk flw nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's choking noodle suit chalk. He's a choking noodle soup.
Speaker 4: But my favorite thing about her could be confessional. It
Speaker 4: was very sweet. I'm glad she did it. Everyone wanted
Speaker 4: to be the first guy be like, that's cool, Joan.
Speaker 4: I really appreciate Joan. That's amazing. Thank you. Joe thinks
Speaker 4: everyone had to chime in with a thank you and like,
Speaker 4: I'm so glad you did that, as if she's keeping
Speaker 4: mental notes, like he didn't say it. He's going home.
Speaker 4: He didn't say thank you. He didn't say thank you.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Gary pulls her aside with his new frame. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he wrote the prayer for Joan about Mary, A prayer
Speaker 1: for Mary. It actually Now, I didn't grow up with
Speaker 1: any religion or anything, and it was very religious it
Speaker 1: maybe I thought it was so sweet.
Speaker 2: She said. She was like it worked. She's better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my prayer worked. Yeah, if you frame the prayer,
Speaker 4: that's all. It was so sweet, way more embarrassing than
Speaker 4: being in the song. He made such a big stink
Speaker 4: how he didn't want to be in the song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's like, I don't have time. I gotta
Speaker 2: go frame it.
Speaker 4: I got great a prayer and frame it.
Speaker 1: So these Gary starts crying. I believe in the power
Speaker 1: of prayer, and the mom is better today. Meanwhile, work, Charles.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Charles pulls her aside. Here comes another.
Speaker 2: Frame, frame eighty six.
Speaker 1: He's a frame photo of his wife and uh, and
Speaker 1: he's like, you know, you want to know when you're
Speaker 1: ready to move on. I'm I've moved on. I had
Speaker 1: a big chat with with guy earlier. And when you
Speaker 1: are ready, Charles will be ahead of you. And when
Speaker 1: you're not ready, Charles will be.
Speaker 4: By the fact they refer to himself and the third
Speaker 4: person drives me crazy. Is that like, is that just
Speaker 4: like a language barrier thing?
Speaker 2: But he's just not in charge. He's seen one show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Charles, he loves Scott.
Speaker 2: Charles.
Speaker 4: His name isn't even Charles. He just likes referring to
Speaker 4: himself as Charles Jones in charge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Charles is not in charge. Charles will be ahead
Speaker 1: in front of you, Charles will be behind you.
Speaker 4: That doesn't make sense. It doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: It's one those things that sounds profound, but isn't.
Speaker 2: He's just saying he's so cute.
Speaker 1: He's incredible. To have Charles and Gary and Pascal and
Speaker 1: r I p Jack from the show. I want to
Speaker 1: line up of men. I thought.
Speaker 4: At some point he's going to give her. I know,
Speaker 4: I missed my dead wife. Here is a lock of her.
Speaker 4: There's her left finger, a gift.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile, here comes cute Jesse. He's like, hey, can
Speaker 1: I talk to you for somebody's waiting for you outside
Speaker 1: I wrote go away. I was like, fuck you. Gary,
Speaker 1: even come from I wrote fuck off. And then he
Speaker 1: I was so mad. He's so sunburned.
Speaker 4: To the show's credit, I thought they were going to
Speaker 4: add him to the mix.
Speaker 1: He wanted to be asked, and she didn't give the opening.
Speaker 2: Because she had already friend zoned him by that point.
Speaker 5: She did.
Speaker 4: He wanted He's like, are you producers would just put
Speaker 4: him in?
Speaker 5: Yes, he was.
Speaker 1: He was like, are you a hundred percent sure your
Speaker 1: guy is here?
Speaker 4: Like meaning oh he said that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Because I'm like, what does that even mean? Why
Speaker 1: are you sav why are you planning a seat of down?
Speaker 1: Meaning in his mind there might be one ware to add.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I'm sure. Like if she wasn't sure,
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 4: I'd like to be in cle like you're the nicest guy.
Speaker 1: He's very so so gross, he's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like him.
Speaker 1: I don't like him. And the fact that he why
Speaker 1: say that? Are you one hundred percent sure your guy
Speaker 1: is here? Like how is that being anything but like
Speaker 1: planning a seat of doubt?
Speaker 4: Of course?
Speaker 1: I think he wanted to be asked.
Speaker 2: Have you started collecting Social Security? What are your bank accounts?
Speaker 1: I don't get. I don't So then he's like, how
Speaker 1: are you feeling?
Speaker 2: Like if you were to die with someone who MARRIEDE
Speaker 2: you get a.
Speaker 5: Lot of yes.
Speaker 1: So sunburned, he goes, have you considered the possibility that
Speaker 1: your guy is not here? Why would you say that?
Speaker 1: Week three? Why does that have anything positive? And then
Speaker 1: and then I wrote why ask? And then he's like,
Speaker 1: you have to become completely vulnerable. You you have, you
Speaker 1: have a benefit over me. I'm like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: I didn't get that.
Speaker 1: It was also like you had every chance in the world.
Speaker 1: You told Leslie call off the stop, that I want
Speaker 1: you in my morning coffee, and then you heard about
Speaker 1: Teresa's job and like four oh one k and then
Speaker 1: the next morning you had every shot. Then you had
Speaker 1: our sweet Faith out with her dead horse and Washington,
Speaker 1: like you had so many great women. You just were
Speaker 1: a cat. I don't like Gary, no, uh, I wrote
Speaker 1: you Gary.
Speaker 6: Or when he made that the Hollywood reporter hit job
Speaker 6: said that he made that woman move out after she
Speaker 6: hurt her foot, wouldn't Yeah, it was like a whole
Speaker 6: weird story about him, like she like hurt her foot
Speaker 6: and he made her packer bags and move out with
Speaker 6: like a crutchew because she gained weight.
Speaker 5: He was game weight.
Speaker 2: And then article hilarious article to do about an old man.
Speaker 1: And then he tried to like put it, he tried
Speaker 1: to insert himself into her narrative, and he goes, I
Speaker 1: will always have a special connection to you, Like no
Speaker 1: one asked, like like like he's basically seeming like I'm
Speaker 1: always going to be here. First I tagged you first.
Speaker 4: Oh you think so? I thought it was funny because
Speaker 4: it felt to me like they didn't really know each
Speaker 4: other that well, because he goes, we'll always have that
Speaker 4: one date we had. She always have those one hour
Speaker 4: that we actually hung out.
Speaker 1: He wanted to be asked bad.
Speaker 4: Of course he did. I'm sure he did. He did
Speaker 4: several reasons.
Speaker 1: And what's fucked up about Gary is when he's talking,
Speaker 1: he seems nice, but now we know that he's not.
Speaker 6: We got paid million dollars for a book deal. Yeah,
Speaker 6: could that fucking book be about.
Speaker 1: If you gained five pounds?
Speaker 6: Either?
Speaker 1: Are weigh those ladies every day?
Speaker 4: No fat chicks? That's what that chapter is called. What
Speaker 4: I was living this woman? You heard of foot You
Speaker 4: had to eat eat eat not in my house. There's
Speaker 4: one rule in my house. No fetchis.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 4: Who would buy that bus?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just read that.
Speaker 1: I was like, why don.
Speaker 2: Yeh, Don gets it?
Speaker 1: Don gets it. Don's cool? So then so then Gary,
Speaker 1: so he tries, so She's like, get out of here. Gary.
Speaker 1: So then we go back and Kim and guys saying the.
Speaker 4: Mansions was it wasn't it wasn't so bad? That the
Speaker 4: two of them saying it. It was at the quick
Speaker 4: panover and there's like the other twelve guys just watching.
Speaker 4: If you could have been in it. They're sitting three
Speaker 4: feet away. Just get in with them. They're like, now
Speaker 4: we're too cool to get in. It was a watch
Speaker 4: in jealousy as they sing for her.
Speaker 1: Yes and she cut no. She gave the last rose
Speaker 1: to Mark. I think she likes him, but I'm worried
Speaker 1: that she's not going to give Mark like I feel
Speaker 1: like Mark needs to get in there soon. He got
Speaker 1: the last row.
Speaker 4: I like him eventually. I don't think he's that like charming.
Speaker 4: I think he's like kind of a goofy dad, which
Speaker 4: is fun, but not what's's looking for.
Speaker 2: Well see, I don't know. And then she also gave
Speaker 2: Keith like the second to last round.
Speaker 1: I think it's because she likes both of them a lot,
Speaker 1: and it's like the misdirect to make it interesting. She
Speaker 1: cut c K Kim and Greg.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Pascal lost his laundry guy because Greg was sad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Greg was really flexible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was really limber. And then when when Kim
Speaker 1: goes outside, guy comes outside to give him a hug
Speaker 1: and seeing one one final round of Mansion Men, and
Speaker 1: then we see next week the Magic Mike episode and
Speaker 1: Gary ripping it off, and I can't wait.
Speaker 2: A lot of shots of Caitlin the bats.
Speaker 4: I can't be like, yes, La, that's her being shocked.
Speaker 4: How you shocked about these dad bock.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she was like, oh the fact that you, hey,
Speaker 6: you made these men strip and now they're stripping and
Speaker 6: you're shocked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, they're like sixty five or seventy you're making
Speaker 1: them strip. You're a former dancer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're Dad's don't be that shocked. Gone, And then
Speaker 4: no one's going to do a flip, and then no
Speaker 4: one's that fat.
Speaker 6: The one person who could do a flip would have
Speaker 6: been c K and they cut him, yeah, or Greg
Speaker 6: because remember c K showed up and he tended to be.
Speaker 1: In with the then and then a one arm push off.
Speaker 2: It's like such a silly move. It's like okay, And.
Speaker 1: Then Chalk leaves next week.
Speaker 4: I think it's a mom eliminate.
Speaker 1: I think it's of his mom. I really thought Chalk
Speaker 1: was in the running to be top three.
Speaker 4: Maybe he doesn't leave, Maybe it's a misdirect. Maybe They're like,
Speaker 4: he's says I'm going to leave, and then they commits
Speaker 4: him to stay.
Speaker 1: That could be it. Okay, So why don't we take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we're going to come back and
Speaker 1: I want you to tell me who you think the
Speaker 1: top three are in order, and who the next bachelor is,
Speaker 1: and then we're going to pick a post of the.
Speaker 5: Week, oh, bone Zone for the bone Zone.
Speaker 1: And we're back. Are you guys? Top three in order?
Speaker 1: Doctor Banana? You're gonna go first, three, two, one, next Bachelor?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: Wait? Three is like the final pick.
Speaker 4: No, no, it comes in third, comes in third, Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm want to say, okay, if Chalk may leave, I'm
Speaker 2: going to say Mark third, okay, because I think they
Speaker 2: want him for the Bachelor. I agree, And then I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say, o, God, without Chock, who could be?
Speaker 1: I know Chalk felt like Keith.
Speaker 2: I think almost Keith might win. I think he's keeping him.
Speaker 1: Jonathan, do you think Pascal? Jathan?
Speaker 2: Jonathan? You know, I'm okay, I'm gonna say Mark, Jonathan.
Speaker 1: Keith okay, and then and then Mark bachelor okay, And
Speaker 1: then do you know who's gonna be our fourth hometown? Pascal?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think Pascal gets that farming. But who else?
Speaker 1: Could it be? Jordan? Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Guy?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 4: I think Guy too?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, she's horny for Guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think Hometown's going to be Jonathan, Guy, Keith,
Speaker 4: maybe Mark?
Speaker 1: Okay, and then so in order three two one, I'm still.
Speaker 4: Thinking Pascal is gonna make it to the end, but
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think three two one, I think
Speaker 4: it's gonna be Pascal, Mark, Jonathan.
Speaker 1: You think John's gonna win?
Speaker 4: Gonna win?
Speaker 1: And who do you think the next Bachelor is going
Speaker 1: to be? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Pascal be funny.
Speaker 1: I think Mark is gonna I think they want to
Speaker 1: sweet because they want because they wanted Kelsey's dad Kelse. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go through.
Speaker 2: I would watch a season with Pascal is up.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Do you think Pascal like such a caddy bachelor?
Speaker 1: Do you think he'd be such a like women? I
Speaker 1: only let one woman drive because I.
Speaker 4: Had to fantasy sweet with all of you?
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So what is your Who do you think
Speaker 1: is number four for fantasy or for hometown? Do you
Speaker 1: think it will be Pascal?
Speaker 2: Maybe Jordan? Actually, it does seem like they have a
Speaker 2: okay thing going on.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say four three, two one, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go Pascal. I want to see his apartment.
Speaker 4: They'll rent one for Yeah.
Speaker 1: Number four will be Pascal, number three will be I
Speaker 1: think you're right. I think you're right. I think number
Speaker 1: three will be Mark and then he'll be the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I think number two will be Jonathan, and I think
Speaker 1: number one will be Keith. I think first impression Rose
Speaker 1: will take it.
Speaker 4: I's gonna win, huh, I do wow?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he's a slow burn. But also, has
Speaker 6: Pascal said anything about his ex wife?
Speaker 1: Has he been married?
Speaker 2: He had a kid? Do a little like dad, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to have a party.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was worried about so we saw his
Speaker 1: apartment there with the kid. We should really we should
Speaker 1: look with the what happened to I need to find
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Speaker 1: This is from lous Sass. That's sir, weird out. Captain
Speaker 1: Kim really sunk his chances with that eight minute Sea Shandy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: true story. Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade, Wayne Newton
Speaker 1: looks like a mortician's practice dog came to life an escape.
Speaker 1: That's that's a good one. Erica at Erica thirty five viewer.
Speaker 1: In six months, Charles will receive a bill from guy's
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Speaker 1: know he's out of network. Erica at Arica, Wayne Newton
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Speaker 1: made the same deal with the devil. Okay, and then
Speaker 1: we have uh, this is from Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker.
Speaker 1: We got to get some more golden leads having mister,
Speaker 1: I'm not in this marriage for a long time. I'm
Speaker 1: here for a good time giving advice. Was mad wair. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is from Erica. At Erica. She she did too,
Speaker 1: she replied to herself. Initially I thought the horse date
Speaker 1: would be the worst part of this episode. Captain Kim,
Speaker 1: hold my beer. Correction, Gary, hold my keg.
Speaker 2: That's real.
Speaker 1: Okay. And here's one from Mitchell Bonahan. Stop trying to
Speaker 1: make mansion men happen. It's not gonna happen. Mansion men
Speaker 1: more like Manson men with the way Kim was killing
Speaker 1: the vie. Okay. And here's the final one from Mitchell Bonahan. Joan,
Speaker 1: the merging of the lives is hard. Gary, tell me
Speaker 1: aboot it?
Speaker 2: Oops?
Speaker 1: Did I say oat it? I must have delicious, nutritious
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Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: What are top two?
Speaker 4: I kind of like, I like this a bunch of
Speaker 4: in my life.
Speaker 1: I like Manson man, I like hold my beer.
Speaker 6: I like.
Speaker 4: I was good. I'm not here for a long time time. Okay,
Speaker 4: like that?
Speaker 1: What are your top two?
Speaker 4: I think practice doll practice is definitely up there.
Speaker 1: Dolls okay, okay, okay, right, all right, our top two
Speaker 1: are Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade, Wayne Newton looks
Speaker 1: like a mortician's practice doll came to life and his
Speaker 1: skis so good. And Mitchell Bonahan Mansion Men were like
Speaker 1: Manson Men with Kim was killing.
Speaker 2: The vine.
Speaker 7: So good?
Speaker 1: Okay Manson men or mortician practiced doll. Okay, okay, all right?
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 3: Don like Wayne Newton?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Doctor Banana, I like, all right, Mitchell Bonihan
Speaker 1: at Chill Bean Mons, You're the winner. Mansion Men more
Speaker 1: like Manson the way with Kim was killing the vibe.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, guys, here's the thing. You can still get tickets. Okay.
Speaker 1: Charity and Dowton either they're just like off roading and
Speaker 1: they're like, we don't care if we get permission or
Speaker 1: their contract has expired. We tried with Jeremy. They would
Speaker 1: let us much.
Speaker 2: Too many clubbing stories, too.
Speaker 1: Many clubbing stories. We try with Teresa and Ellen, they
Speaker 1: wouldn't let us. But Seth is going to be singing
Speaker 1: Mansion men.
Speaker 4: I'll be singing Manion.
Speaker 1: Kerry Trainer and my brother all the way through verses.
Speaker 4: You didn't get to see some explicit lyrics about Joan
Speaker 4: that we're going to sing at the show.
Speaker 5: We should write something.
Speaker 2: We'll write something something for you.
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Speaker 2: Going to marry someone.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry, get married, and you can wake me
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night next Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, so sorry, your tattoo is kind of weird.
Speaker 2: I need a divorce.
Speaker 1: When they say my turtle headdress, They're like, you're not
Speaker 1: Native America. They're like, that is really fucked up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: bring your mends. We're going to be picking. I'm going
Speaker 1: to go I'm gonna be about So. They need a job.
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Speaker 1: cannot be have a headshot. They cannot want a podcast,
Speaker 1: they cannot have a script.
Speaker 2: You need a founder. We need tax document.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they could be a founder if they have money.
Speaker 1: They need to have a real job.
Speaker 2: I need proof of what they found.
Speaker 1: Need to make at least six figures a year, at
Speaker 1: least at least at least at least and they can
Speaker 1: be age range thirty two to fifty five.
Speaker 2: Let's come down a little thirty two to forty eight.
Speaker 4: Let's say forty eight a half.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're absolutely right, because the fifty five year
Speaker 1: old I went out with was really a problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to say something that we're gonna be like.
Speaker 1: You're right. Thirty two to forty eight, thirty to forty eight,
Speaker 1: thirty two.
Speaker 2: Twenty nine, okay, twenty nine, but acts thirty two.
Speaker 4: He can be twenty eight. But he has to be
Speaker 4: like a Nashville twenty eight, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: not in New York twenty eight.
Speaker 2: He can't.
Speaker 4: He can't have an Xbox.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna look like he's smoked forty packs
Speaker 6: a day for the last ten hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He has to have like a car, car and a job,
Speaker 1: a car, jet ski in a job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get to prove that you own a Well,
Speaker 2: we'll accept wave runners.
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Speaker 5: What time is the show?
Speaker 1: Is it at seven or seven?
Speaker 2: Seven shows at seven thirty? Okay?
Speaker 1: This at the Bellhouse this Friday Saturday night.
Speaker 2: I will say Brooklyn, California at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn, California.
Speaker 1: Can figure it out, Okay, Seth, what would you like
Speaker 1: to promote oh Man so much as I sang.
Speaker 4: I just did the twentieth anniversary of my regular show.
Speaker 4: So the Halloween Show is coming up October twenty second.
Speaker 4: That's fun Tek the musical Underneath to Chelsea Market. If
Speaker 4: you're in New York October twenty second, come on down.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be hot.
Speaker 2: That sounds like there's doctors be there.
Speaker 4: I don't know is dying to get back on the show.
Speaker 1: So we'll see to get say Don, he's Don. Would
Speaker 1: you like to promote Don? What do you want to promote? Don? Don?
Speaker 3: Please listen to Will you accept this Rock? There you go?
Speaker 7: There you go?
Speaker 1: We love Don.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll be appearing here on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Don Don is flying us to Turkey.
Speaker 2: Next to it, we're all getting new hair.
Speaker 1: We're all getting new hair and going to Turkey. Did
Speaker 1: he get new hair?
Speaker 2: Well, how foolish. The one thing you can do do
Speaker 2: in Turkey is get a whole new hair.
Speaker 3: Do it.
Speaker 4: That's what I wait for.
Speaker 2: Now they're doing some hair transplants. Think God's work out there.
Speaker 4: Even though you can do good jobs in New York,
Speaker 4: the people do it. It's still cheaper to fly to Turkey.
Speaker 4: And they do a good job.
Speaker 1: I want to say full support anybody that wants to
Speaker 1: go get a head of hair. They do good hair work. Now,
Speaker 1: I think it's quite painful, but I believe. But you
Speaker 1: know what, good for you if you need to go
Speaker 1: get hair, do whatever you need to do.
Speaker 4: I said this nice painful as you think, oh nice.
Speaker 1: Looking good whatever, not as painful as you think.
Speaker 4: It looks good if you want to get it done
Speaker 4: in New York, right, you got.
Speaker 1: You want to get anything done, right, you got to
Speaker 1: pay her name, doctor Branana. We're gonna now the person
Speaker 1: I just worked with, she didn't love the Secret Lives
Speaker 1: and Mormon Wives. I'm just telling you. We can decide.
Speaker 1: She thought it was a bummer after an episode.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that first episode is a bummer.
Speaker 1: I haven't watched yet.
Speaker 2: Oh but it picks up after that.
Speaker 1: Okay, great.
Speaker 2: Do you just have to watch a Mormon woman get
Speaker 2: arrested and then be like whoa?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, love with that. Okay, So we're gonna finish out
Speaker 1: below deck mad and then continue I'm a secretizer Mormon wife.
Speaker 2: You just renewed for season two?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is it fun?
Speaker 2: I think it's because it's so truly absurd. Okay. These
Speaker 2: ones are like ew, champagne taste gross, and then they're
Speaker 2: like should we go to that soda shop? Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: but you know what I'm in for it. Okay, I
Speaker 2: love Utah.
Speaker 1: Okay, until next time, come play with a Saturday night.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited. This made me extra excited. I missed you.
Speaker 4: I missed you.
Speaker 1: I like you. I'll like you later until next goodbye.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get all tonight.
Speaker 5: It feels so good.
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