WEBVTT - "TURTLE IN A HEADDRESS!" w/ Seth Herzog 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.040 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio. 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:13.280 Oh guys, finally we're in person and we're in New 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:17.360 York City, And guess what Don is gonna be on 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:21.360 Mike today. What a journey. I just went to Chicago, 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:23.880 I said, twenty one pilot. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:24.400 You're so young. 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:25.040 Cool. 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:30.720 I'm I'm gen Z, I'm Jen Triple A. 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:30.920 Slay girl Sleigh. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:37.839 I'm gonna snatch a little waist. I'm snatched. I'm intentional, 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:43.080 I'm mindful, I'm demure. Hello, Welcome to another episode of 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.280 Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Arta Marine, 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:48.800 coming to you from the age of twenty one. I 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:52.240 am twenty one violence and I'm in New York City 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:55.920 in a proper sound booth. I'm looking at egg crate? 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:56.440 Right? 0:00:56.640 --> 0:01:00.440 Is that what you call this egg crate? I don't 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:01.400 know what. 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:09.440 With me today? In person, we're about to start. This 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.880 is the beginning of one of our one of our 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:15.800 overseas adventures. We haven't made it to hometowns yet. Right now, 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:19.080 they've sent us to Australia, which is what they started 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:21.959 gen season with. She went right to hometowns and then 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:28.080 went to the Emerald City Ladies and gentlemen, Melbourne. We're 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:32.839 in Melbourn. A woman who I'm I'm seeing her exciting 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:39.800 New York autumn collection giving fall. We're about to stay 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:43.600 up really in my apartment. We're going to be building 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.760 some fucking bullshit. It's going to be great. And I 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:50.280 want to apologize if we've angered anybody at ABC. We 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:56.080 love you ABC. They keep rejecting our requests. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.320 That's true. We'll keep working on our king. 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.600 Jeremy wanted to come with the hometowns with the grocery store, 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.560 wanted to come play with us this Saturday. He was 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:07.240 down to clown. He wasn't allowed ABC. If there's something 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:08.000 we've done. 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:12.440 Because he went to the club what's his name, Maria. 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.240 I know he got too excited, he got too excited, 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:19.560 but I feel like, you know what, But but they 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:22.399 let us have Branden in January. So if we've done 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.320 something between January and now, we're so sorry. We look 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:30.120 what could we have done, Ladies and gentlemen. Doctor Hannah Montana, 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:33.880 Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mitten's main Hosny Lavine, Welcome to 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:39.400 the program, Doctor Banana. Also the we actually actually actually 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:43.880 we only wanted one today because he's so funny. And 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:47.040 we knew that his brother from another mother, his his 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:51.400 hair goals. He we knew that he we we we 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:57.799 requested Don, I literally can't speak. We requested Don this. 0:02:57.960 --> 0:02:59.560 You've been so funny on this product. 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:00.880 Oh that's you are. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.519 And we've done We've had you and other guests, which 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.440 is great. But the one with you and Don when 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:09.000 there was a gong behind on and then Don was 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:10.839 not on Mike, but you kept talking to Don. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.320 I kept talking to Don, but no one could hear 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.320 what Don was saying, so you only could imagine what 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:16.520 Don was saying, and it mostly was through gong. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.080 Look, he is the king of the Tonight Show. He 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.760 also just He hosts the best comedy show in New 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:26.920 York City, a monthly show called Sweet. 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:28.600 Just celebrated twenty years this week. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:29.840 They had two shows. 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:30.359 You did two. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:31.680 We did a Sunday and the Tuesday. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.680 Was that smart? Was that overwhelming? The show is called Sweet. 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:35.880 Ladies and Gentlemen seth. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.200 Hers, Yeah, oh earned earned? 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.440 Wait was it too much to do two shows? 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:41.960 It was a lot of work. But when we did 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.520 the tenth anniversary, we did three, kind of down to 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:46.840 two and it was still so much work. I did 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:50.920 everything myself help who were who. 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:51.640 Were the top three guests? 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.200 And we had a lot of surprise guests. 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.640 So at the finale surprises. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.720 That's the finale of the second show. Yeah, so Alex 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:01.160 Moffatt from Now it was my co host. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.280 I was with his bride Sunday night. 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:07.400 Oh right, right right, and at the dinner at that dinner. 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.080 At the dinner, she was there. We were waiting for 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:10.960 him to come off of Big Gay Jamboree. 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:12.760 Oh right, right, right right, that's the show. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:13.240 He's okay. 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:14.960 So we were co hosts. And then at the end 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.960 of the night, we were doing a bit where he's like, 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.000 we can do any impression of anyone. You give us 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:21.880 an impression, we'll do it, and some people would yell 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:23.400 out things and we've tried to do our best or 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.359 do terrible versions. Fun and then at some point I 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:27.480 was like, I'm going to do a Paul rud I 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:29.000 really have a really good one, and we both did 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:31.760 our versions of it and they're really terrible. And of 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:33.239 course Paul enters from months. 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:37.080 So fun curious thought. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.080 So that he does a bunch of impressions. 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.760 What night is this Tuesday? 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:43.479 And then he does a bunch of impressions and he's like, 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:46.360 my best impression that I do Richard Kind does a 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.440 Richard Kind and then Richard from the back of the room. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:49.719 It was like that's terrible. 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:52.160 Oh my god, this is so so this was last night. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.159 It gets much crazier. So Richard comes on stage and 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.839 Richard does we all do a Richard and he tells 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.760 us how he talked to the audience. She's got his 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.280 hat to do it, okay, and then Richard does, I 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:03.719 do one You'll never know who it is, and he 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.600 does a very basic impression of someone talking about their health, 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.120 and he goes, you'll never know it's my Justin throw 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:14.280 and throws in the back of booh, that's terrible that 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:15.960 you guys don't know what you're doing. And then he comes. 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:20.480 Justin comes on and then Justin and and Paul recreate 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:23.760 their wonder Lust scene where they do the spin doctors. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:25.840 They there's a scene in the movie where they try 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:26.520 to compete doing it. 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:27.760 You have the spin doctors. 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:31.280 So then they're doing two princes and then all of 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:34.040 a sudden, Chris backstage is like holding charge, like, you 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.159 guys have no idea, what the hell you're doing and 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:37.239 then we all as a group. 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:38.960 Sing the song you have the real spin doctors. 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.400 Well, Chris and I are friend from high school. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:44.159 This is crazy, that's so And I didn't even bring 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:44.359 that up. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:45.800 Paul brought up. I was like, wouldn't it be fine if 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:47.440 we did the spinachsh thing and then had Chris show up? 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:48.960 And I was like, I can we can make that up. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:52.799 That's so fun. It was a crazy finale. 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.719 It was a crazy that's amazing. I'm really proud of you. 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.240 I saw you were going to bring for thirty years. 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.120 Yeah, exactly has already signed up. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.679 I like your little I like your little robe. Outfit 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:04.680 that you posted to. 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.520 You was the oh that was last night? Yeah? 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:09.839 Can I show your little robe? 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:11.560 But I did a character on tonight show that was 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.080 from Late Night. It was a character we did in 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:17.000 Late Night fifteen ten years ago, and Jim is like, 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:18.760 we got to bring him back as if he's on 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:19.400 Love is Blind. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:20.200 Oh my god. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.680 So it's this creepy, sort of like very sexy character 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:25.159 and the new trailer for Love is Blind and we 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:26.040 edit him into it. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.800 When does when does it starts blind? 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:29.120 Yeah? 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:30.160 I think this week or something. 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.760 I love that. Have you watched Love is Blind UK? 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.080 No, it's increased that the one where they're maaked. 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.800 No, I've watched that. That's we've watched that less Love 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:38.520 Island UK. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:40.920 No, there's one where they're actually you live a thing 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:41.680 and they're actually naked. 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:44.320 Oh I know that, that's right. Oh yeah, you're dating naked, 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:48.479 dating naked. But Love is Blind. Uh. Love Island UK 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:51.560 season one. They liked his bone on camera and like 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.960 smoke cigarettes. It's incredible and you have to watch with 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:58.000 the subtitles on because they all like very thick Scouts accent, 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:04.200 which was dead guard. Yes, I'm China, yeah, fum Mahannah 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:07.839 like fuck yeah, Jennadon, I'm like, wow, this is incredible. Well, 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:08.320 speaking of. 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:09.440 That, I totally understood everything. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:12.680 Guess to what, guess to what? I here we are. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:14.920 How are you feeling about Jonah's a bachelor at the 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.400 Golden Bachelor Episode three? 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:20.160 I like her me too so far, me too, Like 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:24.680 she's really into like communication and yes, she's very charming. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:27.080 I like her more than I thought I would. And 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:31.360 I actually screamed at my television when Gary arrived. I 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:34.680 was like sunburned or crisp, like a piece of beef jerky. 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.280 He rolls up and we'll get to it, but I'm 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:40.000 just gonna start now. He clearly wanted to be invited 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.560 on when he was like yes, when he was like 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:44.320 are you sure your guys here, and then he was 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.000 like we'll always have a special connection. I feel like 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:49.720 he was trying to sabotage her and like also get 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.920 in with her. And he was like, you have that 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:55.520 advantage over me. I'm like you, what the fuck are 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:57.960 you talking about? Your wife had passed away longer than 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:01.320 her husband, like he was. I just thought, go away, 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:05.520 Like he's so gross and he's so sunburned. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:10.520 He's so burned. Where he's gotten off the beachs into 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:11.000 that show. 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.200 It's stuck there, feel like it's been hanging out at 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:17.600 like the grove, hoping that like Mario Lopez talks to him. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.240 And I was like, he's he's been like trying to 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.520 get autographs, like he's so gross. 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:23.440 To me, Yeah, I don't like him. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:24.560 He really fooled me. 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:25.000 He did. 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:28.520 I think he wanted. I think he does want to 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.280 get back on the show. He wants like now that 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:33.360 this that I dropped this other person tomediate person in 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:33.720 the world. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.480 Teresa, who also wanted to come to the show with 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:40.240 us Saturday night, wouldn't letter, and so Ellen Ellen wanted 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:41.160 to do it. 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:41.840 What happened? 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:44.680 Does not want? 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.400 You're the best advertising they have. 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:49.240 What do we do? Literally? What do we we? She said? Ellen, 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:52.080 Teresa and Jeremial said yes, and we got we got 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:53.720 to know, we got, they got block, but we have 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:54.720 Charity in Dowton. 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:55.400 That's hot. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:57.160 That's hot. That's hot. 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:57.880 I'm excited. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.520 They're not gonna say anything crazy so they can come on. 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:02.440 I mean, what do they think. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.720 Teresa and Ellen are going to say? I know, Ellen 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.000 does seem kind of like a wild card. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:06.120 Though. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.959 Yeah, I like Ellen. I wish Ellen was bad as 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.800 much as I like Joan. I wish we had somebody 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:12.680 in their seventies like Gary, and I feel like Ellen 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:14.120 would have been a great bachelorette. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:16.160 Ellen would have ripped those men apart. 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.199 With her bouncy blonde hair and her pick a ball. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.480 Come on, well, here we are with Joan and uh 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.480 we start out every time we start out. 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:24.640 Look at this here, I got no. 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:28.160 I like that you them up. I like that I 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:30.080 remember I hide them from you. I let you look 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.160 for your jokes. 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.319 I remember like little things that like funny things that happened. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:38.160 So we started at the beginning and they they do 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:41.079 sort of a preview of like uh oh, they keep 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:44.640 doing this sort of scary previews, and she's like crying 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:46.680 to the men, I'm not ready to have love in 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.800 my life. I mean that did happen. Later in the episode, your. 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.079 Heads your bet really hard. Yeah, She's like, I don't 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:54.560 know if I'm ready, but you guys are all here, 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:56.160 so I guess I'm ready for you guys. 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:04.400 I'm oh, my god, okay, so here we are, and 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:08.199 uh we cut to this season. The episode starts. All 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.160 the men are yawning, they're exhausted. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:11.439 My god, these poor guys. 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:15.200 They're Gary, our good Gary. This season is Gary, who 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:19.320 is a sentimental soft star. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:23.040 I love his like his transitional sunglasses he's always wearing. 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:26.280 He's always wear inside outside everywhere. 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:28.800 I do love when people when I go to the doctor, 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.360 they're like, do you want these like transit Like absolutely, 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.240 I don't want, Like I have a Grange glass. You 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:35.679 don't have transitional glasses? 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:36.880 Zero glasses? 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:38.480 What yeah? 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:40.360 Zero glass? 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.960 Bragging for you have nothing wrong with your eyes. 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:46.440 I mean that's not what I said. No, my eyes 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.960 are not the best, but I don't really need glasses yet. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.800 But like you, I can read this, but it's you. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:56.280 Know, carry that's a pretty big fun because. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.200 For me, this is like the smallest it could be. 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:00.880 Funny. 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:02.800 This is thirteen. 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:03.640 I can read that. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.280 Yeah, okay, but I'm saying I'm this is as small 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:08.360 as it can be and I can still be like, 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:10.079 read it five okay, but what about it? 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:11.079 What about a book? 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.160 I haven't read one of those in nineteen eighty six. 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:22.160 Good, thank god, So we can all speak freely. Okay. 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:27.080 So Gary's exhausted, the guys are snoring. They're snoring loudly, 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:32.320 and Pascal is busy in the morning making Mark cook 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:35.400 for him. I have to say, I really, at the 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:39.719 start of the episode, I want to hate Pascal, and 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:40.800 then I don't. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:44.439 You know, I really hated him until the end of 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:47.840 the Vegas trip. Yeah right, sorry, he's all right. 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:48.199 I know. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.800 I feel like if she picks him, he will fuck 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:52.240 her over. 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:53.959 Oh really you think so? 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:54.480 Yeah? 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:57.679 Interesting anyone who talks about their child that's being like 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:01.000 so tough as nails, Like he has no empathy in. 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:02.520 My shoes, you like. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.000 And of us. He's French, which is already one level 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:07.240 of like. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.319 He's also a friend hairdresser. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:10.760 He's a hair dressing. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:16.920 Yeah, he has a salon. You didn't see him, but 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:21.880 the talent show cut the wig. Okay, okay, he's a hairdresser. 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:22.360 Yeah. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:26.240 He also has clearly had a lot of work done. Yeah, 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:27.680 it's been a lot, by the way. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.280 Good for him, Good for him. 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.560 He looks good. Good for him. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.240 I'm trying to get the past go one day. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:35.520 I know, I feel like the Past gal is the 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:39.280 best work on this season. If I'm going to get 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:46.160 somebody get sorry doctors, I mean there's definitely some If 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.559 you look behind his ear, you're definitely going to do something. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:55.080 Like sixfolds, like a start started. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:57.240 Good for him. 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.440 I love he keeps dropping subtly how rich he has. 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:03.679 I've been on the private chap, can't stop mentioning it. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:07.559 I'm like, how rich can like a single salon owner 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:10.040 be in Chicago? Like, should I go onto hairstyles? 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:10.920 I mean, how many songs is it? 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:11.880 Two? Three? 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.240 It sounds like a lot. I don't know what he's like. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.760 I have it, I have help, I have someone to 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:17.480 cook my food. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:19.319 I don't know. 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.120 I feel a little it feels realized. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:23.600 He could just realize it's a little. 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:26.199 Exaggerated, like I have a housekeeper every other week, you know, 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.480 that's like there's my person. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.000 It's like you mean, like, I feel like we're all 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.120 going to realize that his whole house of cards is not. 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:34.959 I feel like it's not. 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:37.920 He does hometowns. He's going to live in a studio. 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:39.880 Part it's not going to be what she thinks it is. 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:42.360 He's going to be spending it all en closed. There's 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:45.079 people near me that like, we'll live in an apartment 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:47.800 and drive you know, like a Ferrari or something, and 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:49.800 you're like, okay, that's a studio apartment. You've spent it 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:54.400 all on your car, right right, Okay. So so he's like, 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:58.480 so he's he's past. Somebody's talking about how there's gazers 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.720 and grazers. So like there's people that just don't want 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.480 to cook. He's like, I don't like to cook, clean 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:05.480 or do laundry. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:05.959 Not for me. 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:08.480 It's like, well it's not for me either, but like 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:11.199 you gotta do it, you gotta do you gotta do it. 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.400 He's like, it's not my style. I gotta make my 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.040 black fist. I've wreeaked out. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.280 I love that your version of Pascal is Elmer. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:26.320 Dohn. Did you see this part? 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:28.520 It wasn't in the clips. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:35.080 Pascal the best of Wow, So Pastal got to one 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.720 on one? Were you surprised? I was surprised? For was Pascal? 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:41.640 I wasn't? He seems charming for the for the day? 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:43.240 Are you supposed? Yeah? 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:46.840 Come on right, because I feel like I feel like 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:50.040 I'm a pretty woman and I'm Julia Robberts, So I'm like, wait, 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:53.080 aren't you Richard Gear Julia. 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.440 He's the poor one. He knows he's the poor one. 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:58.760 He's just giving us hints. 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:03.520 Can I be Laurias Jacmel send a Buckarella that? And 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:07.800 you can be you can be uh from Seinfeld. You 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:11.480 could be Stucky who's grosser. You could be Jason Alexander. 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.520 You could be Jason Alexander being really gross to Pascal. 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:18.120 I'm gonna try and have sex with Pascal from some money, 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.680 and you know what, he'll take it. He'll take it. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.840 He will thirty thirty five bucks. I will take that 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:25.720 thirty five. 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:27.440 Bucks in an avocado toast this morning. 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:30.640 He'll take it. Okay, So I'll do your laundry. Watch Pasco. 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:34.680 He goes. He goes, I am honored, I am flattered, 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.800 and I'm Cheerry being able to be vulnerable as hard 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:41.280 for me. So then he goes, oh, porche, oh I 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:45.000 love whoa are you not afraid of driving? I'm a 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.360 fast driver And she goes, I'm driving and he's like, 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:51.520 whoa a woman driver? Yes, that's legal. 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:59.000 Disgusting only in Vegas. Everything goes here. 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:01.600 You know, if it was real life, he would have 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:02.520 been way less cool. 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:10.040 I know when she said I'm driving, no, it's like okay, 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:10.960 as if it was. 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:12.800 Like the mouse was asking to drive. 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:23.800 So then off they go. Somebody's jealous? Who is jealous? 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:24.960 Kim? 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:30.120 Captain Kim always Captain, It's all about him. 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:34.880 Captain Kim has Captain Kim has a plot line on 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.720 this episode. I'm like, when we've ever didn't you be 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:38.520 taken down by his. 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.040 We've never in the. 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:48.000 Bachelor mansion where like disgusting, We're like Chad is weightlifting 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.520 like love seeds. You know, just the fact that a 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:58.520 sea shanty happened in that mansion is wen I cannot. 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:02.520 He has a peg leg. He hasn't revealed the fact 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:03.040 he has a pet. 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:11.200 You're right right. 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:14.120 We can talk about the song later. 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:17.760 But I have some thoughts about you singing on the show. 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.440 So oh yeah, I'll get the lyrics. 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:21.119 I'll get the lyrics. 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:22.879 Email captain, get the lyrics. 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:24.840 I got a harmonize. 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:28.960 I got a harmonize someone because my brother, you, my 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:30.119 brother have to sing. 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:32.159 Oh the Mountain. 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:33.919 You need to get some nears, like. 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:38.320 Guy, giant. 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:44.960 John, what are you doing Saturday? Are you a bar John? 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:48.240 What's your what are you? He's a soprano? Okay, so 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:56.680 they get a private plane, big battle. Now this is 0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:00.920 the private plane. This is up my alley. You understand 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:05.119 that Vegan baby, he did a lot of kissing, and 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:07.359 she was here for the other guys that going for 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.480 a kiss, She's like clamps her lips down. 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:12.520 You know. 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:16.840 She was here for Pascal to swooping. And she was 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:17.880 hordy for Pascal. 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:19.000 That's what he got the one I want. 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:22.080 She was down, she was down to clowns scow. 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:24.639 Yeah, I bet, I bet they did it. We just 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:25.119 didn't see it. 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:26.720 I mean she was horny for him. 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.080 That okay. When they pulled up to the private plane 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:32.840 and they both got and they were like swinging their 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:35.320 hands up. I was like, this is your gay best friend. 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:42.920 Yeah, you can't act like that. And then like he 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:44.680 forgot he forgot his coat. 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:45.680 Who's gonna lie. 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:49.720 Shrieking, guys, we're doing it, clicking his heel. 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:53.440 Yeah, he was so excited. He's like, finally. 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:58.760 Have come to He's not cutting that much. No, no, 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:00.320 there's no way he was. 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.760 So you're right, I will say, I feel like they're 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:08.360 styling her well for like I thought like for her, 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:10.959 I thought it was a very pretty dress on her. 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:14.440 I think that she looks for what these guys, the 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:17.400 version of the woman that these guys want. I think 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.000 when she walked in in her flowy sort of white 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:23.719 blousey dress, like, I think they're styling her well. They 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:27.879 fucked over Jen in her capes. For Jen, her budget 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:29.520 was like three peanuts and. 0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:34.320 Like Wayne Newton or whatever exactly Joan dude. Okay, okay. 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:38.560 So then they get to Vegas, they pull up to 0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:39.439 the Paris Hotel. 0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:45.120 Yeah that was I was actually like, this is offensive, 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:47.960 this is incredibly inappropriate. 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:50.200 I'm triggered. 0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:51.240 I started to write a letter. 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:55.800 Wow, that's why we're not getting a prid. So then 0:19:55.880 --> 0:20:01.080 they played dress up. He comes out shirtless, wax wax 0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:05.320 tip to toe tans and waxed tip to toe. By 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:09.359 the way, I've had to get spray tans for things. 0:20:09.800 --> 0:20:13.880 It wears off after like four days. Someone is spraying 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:16.120 him some some of one of the other men. He's 0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:17.000 like making. 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:26.240 It's okay, guy, I bet he's guys doing it. 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:34.439 So he so he murders coming up. So he comes 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:37.160 out and like aid it is gay. Best driend comes 0:20:37.200 --> 0:20:41.919 out to like a sequin like like shawl collar tuxedo 0:20:42.040 --> 0:20:45.080 and those shirt underneath. And so then they come out 0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:46.520 and wigs like Sonny and share. 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:49.080 You don't do Sonny and share with your actual partner. 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:57.160 You You're so right, it is fully gay best friend energy. 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:01.159 So then he liked her keyhole dress, though in a 0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:04.159 very straight man where he was like, whoa, whoa, you 0:21:04.280 --> 0:21:09.000 look this is the one this Yeah, I can motor 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:13.239 board right through the dress like that key He liked 0:21:13.320 --> 0:21:15.879 the keyhole dress. Donn are you a fan of a keyhole? 0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:18.119 I can't say. 0:21:20.080 --> 0:21:25.520 Anything that ends in hole. He's on board, you know 0:21:25.680 --> 0:21:30.960 me so well he said something whole Yeah, sure, I 0:21:31.000 --> 0:21:36.680 don't care where it is glory gloryhole. 0:21:41.160 --> 0:21:54.680 Mouse I'm glad you came to that. How are the twins? 0:21:56.600 --> 0:21:59.080 I have five year old twin girls who are about 0:21:59.080 --> 0:21:59.240 to be. 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:00.840 Six, and they keep him busy. 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:02.359 He's busy. 0:22:02.480 --> 0:22:05.720 They've been making They drop pictures of everyone, and they 0:22:05.800 --> 0:22:08.640 call everyone's a self portrait. Every picture they drop someone 0:22:08.640 --> 0:22:10.000 else is a self porte. It's like, it's like, not 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:11.760 a self portrait, we're drawing someone else. 0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:14.600 They see themselves in them. 0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:16.000 They're very. 0:22:17.480 --> 0:22:18.160 Incredible. 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:20.400 Wow. 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:25.200 So he goes Vegas. He kissed a thank you joan kiss. 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:30.119 I'm not happy in coach, I mean, so that they go, 0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:33.520 I feel like I'm a pretty woman. I'm Julia Robots whoa. 0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:36.719 And then he kept kissing and she goes and she's like, oh, 0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:40.000 I feel kind of sexy with Pascal. I feel super 0:22:40.200 --> 0:22:44.479 visible and very grateful. It's nice to be with someone 0:22:44.760 --> 0:22:48.880 like who can lift you up. So then meanwhile, back 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:52.560 at home, Charles and Gary, the most incredible duo, go 0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:56.080 to the pharmacy for melatonin, earplugs and shark onesies. 0:22:57.680 --> 0:23:00.960 That was my favorite little trip. That was better than 0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:05.680 any date. They're a little mandate to get a CBS. 0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:09.520 It was like the most old fashioned country market. 0:23:10.920 --> 0:23:11.120 Yeah. 0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:14.200 By the way I think it was real, Like the 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:17.440 guys are in they literally look I mean it's a 0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:20.520 person who has sleep issues. I'm like, oh, these are 0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:22.680 men that are well. These men have slept well. And 0:23:22.760 --> 0:23:25.760 this is the first I'm used to not sleeping people 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:28.760 that can't roll with it, you know, because. 0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:30.120 They're new beds and stuff. When they can't really deal. 0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:34.520 Because they're like they're in like everyone's and they're in 0:23:34.600 --> 0:23:36.600 bunk beds and there's like eight men to a room. 0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:39.840 Wow, and the bunk beds are cruel and they're all 0:23:39.880 --> 0:23:40.680 like my back. 0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:49.520 Yeah, Charles took an upper bunk. Meanwhile, so then they 0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:53.160 go and upcoms Wayne Newton, I wrote down. 0:23:53.080 --> 0:23:54.560 Teeth you want to talk about work? 0:23:55.200 --> 0:23:57.479 Teeth was like the thing about the teeth though, that's 0:23:57.520 --> 0:24:00.640 the fourth thing you notice. There's so much else going 0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:02.920 on with his face. Teeth was like, oh, there's also 0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:06.800 the messed up teeth. The teeth just one tooth, it's 0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:08.480 just this one white thing to. 0:24:08.560 --> 0:24:09.879 His whole face is just stuck. 0:24:10.560 --> 0:24:11.320 It's crazy. 0:24:11.600 --> 0:24:14.119 Yeah listening to him, did you actually listen to him? 0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:16.840 Saying yes, he didn't crazy his signature song. He does 0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:17.440 not know the words. 0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:17.840 It's just like. 0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:22.520 It was like, what is happening? Do you not know 0:24:22.680 --> 0:24:23.159 the waves of. 0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:25.159 Your most famous song you sing every single night? 0:24:25.320 --> 0:24:28.240 Okay, don't move his face enough to actually enunciate it. 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:33.360 I went with Steve Heidner to Wayne Newton years. 0:24:33.160 --> 0:24:35.280 Ago and how many faces ago? 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:37.600 I would say four faces ago? 0:24:37.840 --> 0:24:38.159 For he. 0:24:42.040 --> 0:24:47.120 And I had one like long Island ice, Sure, sure, 0:24:47.440 --> 0:24:53.560 blacked out hammer, We go backstage. Whoa, Okay, I drop 0:24:54.359 --> 0:24:58.680 my purse ship faced. I had one of those Stela 0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:03.080 lip things that's like silver. Heightener goes pick up your salve, 0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:06.000 which I was like, meaning like a salve, like basically 0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:09.800 treated like my herbees cream or something. He's like, yourselves. 0:25:10.240 --> 0:25:13.280 I'm like, no, it's lip cream. And he's like get yourself. 0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:16.840 And I'm looking atway Newton screaming it's not salve, it's 0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:20.960 lip cream. I would say four faces ago. He was 0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:24.960 an incredible showman and he doesn't read music. He plays 0:25:25.000 --> 0:25:28.960 eleven instruments. He's the Pascal of Vegas. He's like a 0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:29.840 self taught king. 0:25:30.960 --> 0:25:33.960 Hmmm, what happened to all that talent? Yeah, because it 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:34.960 wasn't showing last night. 0:25:35.119 --> 0:25:37.920 You know, I'm gonna I'm I don't know how old 0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:41.560 he is. I'm gonna guess he's at least lady, he's 0:25:41.600 --> 0:25:42.880 one hundred and ten. Yeah. 0:25:43.040 --> 0:25:45.680 It also looks like someone just put a plastic bag 0:25:45.800 --> 0:25:48.720 on his face and stretched it does there's like a 0:25:48.840 --> 0:25:51.720 CVS bag has been on his face for thirty minutes, 0:25:51.920 --> 0:25:53.680 and then right before he walks the door, they take 0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:56.880 it off, so it still has like the CVS bag 0:25:57.160 --> 0:25:59.360 stretch on it, and then he walks through the door. 0:26:00.080 --> 0:26:04.240 That's what I found happened. Is one giant tooth that's 0:26:04.320 --> 0:26:06.360 perfectly white, perfect white. 0:26:06.920 --> 0:26:08.960 Dark holes of ice. He's eighty two years old. 0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:11.440 Eighty two, he looks old. You know all that work 0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:14.520 was worth it. He looks about eighty one. O you, 0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:16.720 that's so true, You're totally worth it. 0:26:16.920 --> 0:26:21.840 Meanwhile, Charles, Okay, back at home, a murder gets solved. 0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:24.679 Get away, said Charles's asking guy. 0:26:25.080 --> 0:26:28.320 Charles once again can't stop talking about the one topic 0:26:28.400 --> 0:26:32.520 he always talks about, talk about bringing the room down. 0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:35.240 Every episode. He's like, I don't know if you know 0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:38.639 that I have a dead wife, and if you did know, 0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:40.640 let me talk to you about it for a half hour, 0:26:40.800 --> 0:26:41.520 forty five minutes. 0:26:42.520 --> 0:26:47.440 They all have dead wives or divorced divorce. Secretly, we 0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:48.280 don't really know what. 0:26:48.400 --> 0:26:50.679 But the divorce feels like a taint, like if your 0:26:50.720 --> 0:26:52.920 wife didn't die, like if you got a divorce, it 0:26:53.040 --> 0:26:56.040 feels like something's wrong with you. If your wife should 0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.600 better be dead, if your wife didn't drop dead, something's 0:26:58.760 --> 0:27:03.040 off right. No, I want to say, because we only 0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:06.960 guess on people based on their their cast photos. I 0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:09.760 was wrong about Guy. We were wrong. We picked him 0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:13.000 to be the villain. He was kind and he listened 0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:15.400 to Charles, and he was a detective. 0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:17.720 As he was a detective, so Charles gives him this 0:27:17.800 --> 0:27:20.760 whole all the evidence of his wife's death, like. 0:27:21.000 --> 0:27:23.159 The tongue from the mouth, the blood, the blood from. 0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:25.480 The mirrors, blood in the mouth, and she had an aneurysm, 0:27:25.560 --> 0:27:27.280 she fell over. Why was there blood in the mouth, 0:27:27.840 --> 0:27:30.159 And as if he's been working on this case for 0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:34.520 seven years, Guy's like, I think she's bitter. Tongue case closed, 0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:38.560 murder solved, and then Charles went off. This whole thing 0:27:38.680 --> 0:27:42.119 was like I finally got the closure. You had the 0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:44.840 one conversation on television with a guy for ten minutes. 0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:49.760 And Guy also said after solving the crime, he goes, 0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:52.960 I think you need to move on. I think you 0:27:53.040 --> 0:27:54.920 need to stop. I think you need to start. 0:27:54.960 --> 0:27:56.480 I have to stop bringing this up everything because we 0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:58.040 don't know, because we don't see all of it. He's 0:27:58.080 --> 0:27:59.600 bringing it up every time he goes. 0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:01.600 I think need to stop. I think you need to. 0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:05.480 Move on, Hadny. It's been many years. 0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:07.640 And I think he listened, because later on he said 0:28:07.640 --> 0:28:08.520 to Joan, I've. 0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:12.000 Moved on, as as he hands her a framed picture 0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:16.120 of this way. I've moved on. By the way, here's 0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:18.359 my gift for you, a framed picture of my dead wife. 0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:23.040 That's someone who has not moved on. No, I couldn't 0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:25.000 believe that was his gift to her. 0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:26.920 I've moved he has not moved on. 0:28:28.560 --> 0:28:31.000 That was his gift. Here's a framed picture of my 0:28:31.080 --> 0:28:33.399 dead wife. That is my gift for you. That was 0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:36.640 so insane. That was the most the same moment I've 0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:38.160 seen on The Bachelor. In again. 0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:39.720 They do. 0:28:40.000 --> 0:28:42.320 These older gentlemen love frames. 0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:43.760 They so much. 0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:47.400 Everyone is giving each other just frame and right. She 0:28:47.560 --> 0:28:51.640 gave Gary a frame, Gary her frame. Everyone's giving. 0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:53.960 His prayer was in a frame exactly. 0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:55.440 It's like, when did you get a chance. 0:28:57.640 --> 0:28:59.200 They read the prayer, but it was a frame, like 0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:01.760 a really nice frame. Any the other thing about the 0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.080 prayer and we could talk about this later, but what's 0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:04.440 his name? 0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:04.680 We had? 0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:06.880 The prayer was like, I'm not singing that stupid song. 0:29:07.320 --> 0:29:09.440 I'm going to read a framed prayer to you that 0:29:09.560 --> 0:29:09.960 I wrote. 0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:12.880 I know where do they get these frames? 0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:15.360 You're right, you know, must me a frame store within 0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:16.840 the mansion. Inside the mansion. 0:29:17.800 --> 0:29:22.000 Jeffres frames the frames five thousand. Wow, and ABC, you 0:29:22.120 --> 0:29:24.080 get it right. Don't never say no to us. We 0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:27.720 love you, ABC, you get it right, your frame, We 0:29:27.880 --> 0:29:28.680 love your framework. 0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:30.600 ABC props should get a raise. 0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:31.920 Okay. 0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:35.160 So then they go. So then they're like, okay, great. 0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:38.320 So so the guys go and the brain and your 0:29:38.400 --> 0:29:40.800 zone blood from the mouth probably bit the tongue. 0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:43.160 Question, why didn't he just ask a doctor at the 0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:44.680 hospital when he was there at the time. 0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:48.120 Why was he like, I can't ask this mystery? 0:29:49.680 --> 0:29:50.320 Yeah? 0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:52.520 He could have just been like, why is she bleeding? 0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:52.960 Yeah? 0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:58.360 Done, guy said, He goes, he goes, stop dwelling on 0:29:58.680 --> 0:29:59.320 why why? 0:29:59.520 --> 0:29:59.680 Why? 0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:03.600 You don't need to think about that anymore. And he goes, yes, 0:30:03.880 --> 0:30:05.840 I'm hopeful I'll see a new version of myself. Let 0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:07.320 me just run up to the frame store. 0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:10.600 In the frame store, I have a few unframed pictures 0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:12.760 in my life. I need to go framed before I 0:30:12.880 --> 0:30:17.800 move on. There's seventeen unframed pictures and then I can 0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:18.120 move on. 0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:22.960 Meanwhile, Joan and Pascal have dinner and we find out 0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:26.320 Joan majored in computer science. 0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:31.040 Yeah, coating, Yeah, I life wad she knows dos? 0:30:34.040 --> 0:30:34.320 Okay? 0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:40.280 So so Pascal was like, wow, I never had support. 0:30:40.440 --> 0:30:43.160 I had a tough childhood. There was six in a room, 0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:45.880 two in each bed, no bathroom, no. 0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:48.840 Kitchen, no aud At some point, I'm like, okay, this 0:30:48.920 --> 0:30:50.880 is a Pieza fraud. He's made no carpet, I don't know. 0:30:51.760 --> 0:30:56.200 We had only three walls and no ceiling, plastic bags. 0:30:56.240 --> 0:30:58.440 We have to share two pairs of plastic bags by shoes. 0:30:59.080 --> 0:30:59.280 Yeah. 0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:01.080 I was like, this is the hold talk. 0:31:01.600 --> 0:31:06.120 No bathroom, no shower, no compliments. Yeah, bathroom, no shower, 0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:07.080 no compliments. 0:31:07.200 --> 0:31:09.560 Like his parents would never be like you look good, Pascal, 0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:10.920 you're looking good. 0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:11.760 You look good. 0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:12.760 This is so rehearsed. 0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:14.800 Go play in the street. 0:31:15.080 --> 0:31:15.520 Put in the STU. 0:31:15.720 --> 0:31:17.080 That was crazy. I was like, what do you want 0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:20.560 to play in this street? If your child, I want 0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:20.960 to play this. 0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:22.240 Do you want to hang out with your parents? 0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:23.280 You want to? 0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:24.800 Yeah? 0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:30.000 Who also unders six in a room? I want to exactly. So, 0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:32.160 he had a hole in his shoe. His dad said, 0:31:32.200 --> 0:31:35.080 let me put cardboard in and that way you can 0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:37.000 buy a new one. And that changed everything. 0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:40.040 I don't I didn't even understand the metaphor he believed. 0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:41.720 It took me a second because I thought he was 0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:44.040 going to be hurt by the cardboard and his dad. 0:31:44.080 --> 0:31:45.360 I think he was uncomfortable. 0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:47.880 Is that his dad believed in him enough to go, 0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:50.640 when you get to the US, you'll make some money. 0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:52.480 You'll buy I believe that you can make money to 0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:54.360 buy a new pant like ten. 0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:56.360 He believes he could make ten to fifteen dollars. 0:31:56.720 --> 0:31:59.160 Yeah, that's what payless. 0:31:59.200 --> 0:32:00.320 That's how much faith he had. 0:32:00.880 --> 0:32:03.320 And then he was like and I did not speak English, 0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:06.560 and every day I would talk to myself and I 0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:08.200 was like, you got this, you can do this. 0:32:09.280 --> 0:32:13.640 I bet he's from Pennsylvania. That's my real hard thing. 0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:15.520 I think he's a fraud. Think the whole thing's made up. 0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:21.440 I honestly think you might something. It's I don't buy 0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:23.920 some of it. Something's off because we have other frauds 0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:24.160 on this. 0:32:24.360 --> 0:32:24.560 Yeah. 0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:29.200 So then she's like, I always had a soft place 0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:31.120 to land. I don't feel that way anymore, but you 0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:34.440 didn't have a soft place to land. And I feel 0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:37.880 safe with Pascal. And then they like slow dance and 0:32:38.000 --> 0:32:43.240 make out and and uh. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, 0:32:43.560 --> 0:32:47.320 Michael get a one on one. He bursts into tears. 0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:51.320 She's like, I wanted a group date and I thought, dude, 0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:53.560 be a champion, Like, come on, man. 0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:56.960 It was one of the most weirdly revealing moments. Yes, 0:32:58.400 --> 0:33:00.120 it was sort of funny and odd that he was 0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:02.480 crying with the fact that he got this one on one. Yeah, 0:33:02.520 --> 0:33:03.560 but it was very revealing. 0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:06.560 I agree with you. It made me feel for him. 0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:09.760 And I thought, uh, oh, you don't want to say 0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:11.960 that on camera. You might think it deep down inside 0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:15.680 like we all have insecurities. Don't say it out. 0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:18.480 But then he won the day by talking about it. 0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:21.200 Yes he did. Actually he did win the day. 0:33:21.240 --> 0:33:22.920 He won the day by talking. He talked about it. 0:33:23.080 --> 0:33:24.280 She loved it, won the day. 0:33:24.400 --> 0:33:24.840 She loved it. 0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:27.440 Yeah, I need to see his full tattoo. 0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:30.400 I Also, it turns out he is Native America and 0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:30.960 we were wrong. 0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:32.960 Look what I wrote, I gotta see that tattoo. 0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:36.000 Maybe next week when they have the strict date. Maybe 0:33:36.360 --> 0:33:36.920 I need to see it. 0:33:37.840 --> 0:33:39.400 I have to know what was going on. 0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:41.880 I wrote. All I wrote was all I'm thinking about 0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:43.280 is how much? How big is that? 0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:44.680 We have to see that. 0:33:44.760 --> 0:33:47.640 That's all I wrote. Is that is that Indian headdress 0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:50.080 this whole side of his thing? Or is it small 0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:52.720 up here? I was imagining it's a whole side. 0:33:52.840 --> 0:33:54.600 When he's like, I really started to lean into some 0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:56.120 of my native a mayor, I was like, lean in. 0:33:56.440 --> 0:33:59.200 It looks like you got a full body tattoo about 0:33:59.200 --> 0:33:59.720 your history. 0:34:00.640 --> 0:34:00.920 Wow. 0:34:01.200 --> 0:34:04.920 Should I get like a drunk Viking, just like a 0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:07.400 really drunk like a bottle of cleavage. 0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:08.960 We need to see like the top half of it. 0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:12.120 Like a like a rock and bottle and the Ikea store, 0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:14.800 the like the ike logo coming out of my tips. 0:34:15.680 --> 0:34:20.160 I should have like a Swedish meatball, like climbing out 0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:24.960 of my keyhole meatballs. Okay, Well, is there anything else 0:34:25.120 --> 0:34:28.560 to say about Pascal and Joe? He is he going 0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:31.719 to win? No, he's not going to What part of 0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:32.520 him is a fraud? 0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:35.120 I think he's not as rich as he says, And 0:34:35.280 --> 0:34:37.000 there's a part of me that thinks he didn't grow 0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:39.640 up as poor and rough child as he says. Maybe 0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:41.799 that maybe that's true, But I don't think he's French. 0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:46.920 It could be that deep like French Canadian. Are we 0:34:46.960 --> 0:34:48.680 going to get a hometown with it? Are we going 0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:50.160 to see his apartment and find out. 0:34:50.080 --> 0:34:51.879 That he's going to stand for a while. I don't 0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:53.120 know if he's going to make hometowns. 0:34:53.280 --> 0:34:55.440 I think the hometowns might be chalk. 0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:58.640 No, I think doesn't. Didn't they show us in the 0:34:58.719 --> 0:34:59.200 previews that. 0:34:59.280 --> 0:35:03.560 Chalk leaves Yeah to next week? Chalk, self eliminated, self eliminated. 0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:04.480 This is the next week? The week? 0:35:04.760 --> 0:35:06.040 Is he the one with the sick mom? 0:35:08.400 --> 0:35:13.360 But so does he? I think he said mom is 0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:13.719 still alive. 0:35:13.760 --> 0:35:16.440 They're sick exactly exactly. 0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:19.080 I think his mom has stage four cancer? Isn't that chalk? 0:35:20.080 --> 0:35:20.400 Maybe? 0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:21.400 I think. 0:35:22.719 --> 0:35:25.160 Maybe though I think it's chock. 0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:25.720 I think. 0:35:27.239 --> 0:35:28.879 I think it's chalk because I think when he pulled 0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:32.080 her aside, he's like, I understand, okay, Maybe so maybe 0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:34.040 I think maybe his mom takes a turn and it's 0:35:34.080 --> 0:35:38.160 time to go. Next week? Who knows? Gary did you 0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:45.000 see any of the dates with Gary Gary Don, he 0:35:45.120 --> 0:35:48.239 does have a Gary vibe, not the good Gary, the 0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:52.160 frame Gary, not the bad Gary frame Don. Did you 0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:54.320 see any of Pascal's date. 0:35:55.840 --> 0:35:57.560 Yes, I saw a little bit of the making out. 0:35:58.400 --> 0:35:59.720 What do you do you think he's a fraud? 0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:05.280 I just think he's a Oh. 0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:08.800 You think he's full of himself? 0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:12.680 Yeah, I mean yeah, that's that's the that's my gut impression. 0:36:12.800 --> 0:36:14.480 You know what. The way he treats the other men 0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:19.560 is I think would get old, would get old after like, okay, 0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:22.160 they've been there for four days, five days. If you're 0:36:22.200 --> 0:36:24.920 there for five months with that and he's bossing everyone 0:36:25.000 --> 0:36:29.759 around closet space, that's really rude. He's he the fact 0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:33.640 that he like implements a surf system immediately and he's 0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:36.360 a land baron, you know like that. It's like immediately 0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:37.839 you're going to work for him, and they all kind 0:36:37.840 --> 0:36:40.000 of agree to. I think they don't know what to do. 0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:43.200 No, I mean, yeah, he is a lot. 0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:45.359 What makes you think he's a jerk? 0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:49.640 Done everything that you're mentioning there? I mean, make me breakfast? 0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:51.560 I don't think so, thank you, John? 0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:54.719 Yeah, come on, A real man cooks. 0:36:56.320 --> 0:36:59.479 Think make a pop tart, dude, Pop tart dude. Okay, 0:37:00.000 --> 0:37:01.719 we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back. 0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:17.200 I need a sexual time out, and we're back. You guys, 0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:20.720 I thought this group date was really fun. They showed 0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:22.719 up and they made it look like it was going 0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:24.560 to be football, and they freaked out and they're like, 0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:27.000 oh my god, it's Eric Dickerson and Andre Reid. 0:37:27.280 --> 0:37:28.040 Who are these people? 0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:31.080 You guys were too young to remember. But in the eighties, 0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:34.280 those guys were like they were like the Tom Brady's. 0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:35.719 What team? 0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:38.560 I think they were like Bears? Do you remember then? 0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:45.680 The Bears? Er Rams done, Buffalo Bills. 0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:47.560 Don I'm sorry I called you Gary. Here's what you 0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:49.680 need to know about me. And Anna knows this well. 0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:53.080 My brains glitches and when I get tired. 0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:55.000 Yeah, you can't even. She has no idea where she is. 0:37:55.280 --> 0:37:55.320 No. 0:37:55.560 --> 0:37:58.400 Literally, when I'm when I get overtired, I've been on 0:37:58.560 --> 0:38:01.120 like a I'm not even I don't know all the time, no, no, 0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:04.200 which is all the time, but I've been like flying 0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:07.799 every two days or like. So when I get when 0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:12.160 I get discombobulated, I just start saying the wrong words 0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:13.560 and you know that it's true. 0:38:13.800 --> 0:38:15.680 Yeah, we're back. 0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:17.280 I can't wait for you to get older. 0:38:19.080 --> 0:38:24.000 And who knows what like whoa whoa whoa whoa easy easy. 0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:26.520 I felt like it was also kind of a waste 0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:28.799 of these two football legends to show up and then 0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:31.959 not kept. They played barely, they didn't play. He didn't 0:38:31.960 --> 0:38:33.040 even like they did anything. 0:38:33.120 --> 0:38:36.799 They teach them how to stretch, get. 0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:39.560 To sit on the sidelines. Dating Quaker oats with Joan 0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:42.480 and Jesse. But I will say Jesse was cute and 0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:45.960 in his like because he he's like a sports commentator. 0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:47.360 Is so he got he finally got to be in 0:38:47.400 --> 0:38:47.800 his element. 0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:50.520 He actually came alive and he was really cute. And 0:38:51.080 --> 0:38:54.399 I have to say this was a fun group day. 0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:58.520 I thought this the the Talent Show was fun. Like 0:38:59.000 --> 0:39:01.640 the guys are good sports and I'm finding this to 0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:02.920 be a really fun season. 0:39:03.600 --> 0:39:06.320 It's a good avenue for like dad's dad jokes, you know, 0:39:07.840 --> 0:39:08.080 and that. 0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:10.839 They are and they're they're competitive like that they're still 0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:11.560 like like. 0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:14.279 Greg was like, I just you know, I'm limber, You're 0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:14.720 like okay. 0:39:15.480 --> 0:39:18.080 The one guy was like he was so psyched as 0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:23.960 big Flex was he could get up and down, like 0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:25.800 these guys are having heart. I can get up and 0:39:25.840 --> 0:39:28.400 get back down and get I think I won. 0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:29.000 I think I won. 0:39:30.400 --> 0:39:34.560 I also felt like I feel like they're keeping her 0:39:34.600 --> 0:39:38.799 away from Keith and also what's his name? 0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:40.200 Mark? 0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:43.279 I think they're keeping her away so Marcus Kelsey's dad, 0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:45.799 and I feel like she really likes Mark and the. 0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:48.680 One that says girl dad, that's that's Keith. 0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:54.240 And I feel like Mark was a military call Germany, 0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:56.960 but he's the one that did the German like will 0:39:57.000 --> 0:39:57.600 you kiss me? 0:39:57.840 --> 0:39:58.040 Thing? 0:39:58.719 --> 0:40:01.600 And I feel like he's the one that the internet 0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:04.920 went crazy for hometowns during Joey's season and they were 0:40:04.960 --> 0:40:07.680 like And my theory is maybe this is why ABC's 0:40:07.760 --> 0:40:09.759 Matt I freeze it. I say they're going to fuck 0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:13.160 them over. I'm gonna freeze it differently. ABC was just 0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:16.160 so wise and smart. They're the best of all the networks. 0:40:16.280 --> 0:40:18.319 ABC does not listen to this podcast, but. 0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:21.839 They're mad enough somehow. Why are they keeping Jeremy. 0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:24.239 From the podcast? I think they don't want people to 0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:26.280 depressed that they're not controlling. 0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:29.920 Yeah, if we were like, but they let Brayden do it. 0:40:30.760 --> 0:40:32.680 Yeah, but I feel like Braiden at that point was 0:40:32.800 --> 0:40:33.960 like he'd been let loose. 0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:36.919 It would have been hard to many earrings loose. 0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:39.080 Yeah, like we can't control those earrings. 0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:42.720 It would be it was, it would be hard. 0:40:42.960 --> 0:40:46.640 But also wasn't he already with Christine Christine at that point? Yeah, 0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:48.600 so at that point, it's like he's never coming back 0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:49.000 on the show. 0:40:49.360 --> 0:40:52.600 But neitherre is Ellen or like Teresa. 0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:55.279 We don't know that because Teresa has broken up, Ellen 0:40:55.400 --> 0:40:57.160 is still single, Jeremy's at the club. 0:40:57.440 --> 0:40:58.239 Anything could happen. 0:40:58.360 --> 0:41:00.720 My friend Chris, who listens to our pot podcast Shout 0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:05.719 Out cis she thinks that my Golden Bachelor at uh 0:41:06.719 --> 0:41:09.279 Bachelor and Paradise on a cruise ship idea is a 0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:11.160 really good idea and that I should take it to you. Maybe, 0:41:11.400 --> 0:41:13.480 don't you think watching Paradise on a cruise ship with 0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:14.840 older people would be fine? 0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:17.200 So it's like Paradise, but they're all stuck on. 0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:18.960 A cruise yes, And you could even put in some 0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:21.920 of the younger people that might want like a cougar, right, 0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:22.919 so it's. 0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:24.560 Sort of like an episode of love but that doesn't end. 0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:26.960 Yeah, I like it, And they all get sick and. 0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:33.800 I've gotten the neurovirus. And I've never twice from people's 0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:37.480 kids had children are the worst. 0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:39.200 I knew these kids that gave me a foot and 0:41:39.239 --> 0:41:41.040 mouth disease once and it was mine. 0:41:41.680 --> 0:41:44.840 They were what is foot and mouth is. 0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:46.200 The worst thing that's ever happened to me? 0:41:46.440 --> 0:41:48.719 But how did you feel? How do you know you 0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:49.080 have it? 0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:49.479 Okay? 0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:51.640 What is the foot? What is the mouth? 0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:55.279 It gets very confusing, Okay, So the kids get a 0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:57.160 mild version of it. Okay, like a lot of kids 0:41:57.200 --> 0:42:00.400 have it. It's like this, someone's get lit dots on 0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:02.279 your hands and stuff, and you feel a little sick 0:42:02.280 --> 0:42:05.080 for them. But for adults, they get it. It's half 0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:07.080 adults never get it. Half adults get it. It's really 0:42:07.239 --> 0:42:09.640 bad for adults. So I was like, couldn't move for 0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:11.560 a day, twenty four hours, Come get off the couch, 0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:14.320 like so sick. And then after a day you're fine. 0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:16.000 But then it really starts to get back because then 0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:18.320 there's blisters all over your hands and feet. Hands and 0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:19.400 feet covered in blisters. 0:42:19.440 --> 0:42:19.839 I don't want. 0:42:20.040 --> 0:42:22.840 Sometimes people get dots on their mouth, Luckily I did not. 0:42:23.080 --> 0:42:23.480 I don't want. 0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:25.279 But then as soon as the blisters leave, you get 0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:28.240 pink dots all over your hands. How long it lasts 0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:30.000 about five to seven days. 0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:30.719 How to get rid of it? 0:42:30.960 --> 0:42:32.880 You can't there. I talked to my doctors, like attacking. 0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:34.719 There's no care because because no one ever dies and 0:42:34.800 --> 0:42:36.360 it's gone in a week, I don't want so no one, 0:42:36.360 --> 0:42:36.960 there's no careful. 0:42:36.960 --> 0:42:37.359 I don't care. 0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:39.600 I'm never going to handshake a child again. 0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:41.919 So I did so a lot. 0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:44.640 Now pressing hands, I'm trying to get the vote. 0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:47.440 In the height of my foot mouth problem. I had 0:42:47.480 --> 0:42:49.759 to fight to Vegas to do a show for ESPN. 0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:52.440 So I had to like walk through the airport out, 0:42:55.000 --> 0:42:57.800 go to the airport, sit in the plane, Fine Vegas, 0:42:58.200 --> 0:42:59.640 and then I get it's a whole long story. So 0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:01.320 I get to the hotel and they're like, I'm like, 0:43:01.360 --> 0:43:03.040 get me as close to the door as you possibly can. 0:43:03.400 --> 0:43:03.840 So I go in. 0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:06.640 It's three in the morning. There's a line to check out, 0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:08.120 and I'm like, what's going on. They're like, we have 0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:09.520 to we have all the rooms are booked. We have 0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:11.960 to put everyone else in a different hotel. So it's 0:43:11.960 --> 0:43:13.799 like and three in the morning. So like, you're lucky, 0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:15.520 your hotel is gonna be right there. It's like two 0:43:15.600 --> 0:43:16.880 bucks down the street. You can see it. I was like, 0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:20.080 can someone drive me? And they're like, it's right there. 0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:22.520 It's like, can someone drive me, we can drive you. 0:43:22.960 --> 0:43:25.279 So a three minute walk to twenty five minutes for 0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:27.800 me to walk to the room, and then I soaked 0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:29.120 my feet and a garbage can. 0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:31.920 Oh my god, I think. 0:43:31.800 --> 0:43:34.040 You can see vs bag and face back. You got 0:43:34.040 --> 0:43:34.560 your one two? 0:43:34.680 --> 0:43:38.040 Then get a yeah exactly. Then I had to take 0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:39.480 a car to the show the next day and walk 0:43:39.560 --> 0:43:43.759 through the walk through the convention hall. It's like your foot, 0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:45.120 your whole bomby foot is a blister. 0:43:45.440 --> 0:43:48.120 Oh dude, terrible tost up. 0:43:48.160 --> 0:43:49.480 That money I couldn't. I couldn't bail. 0:43:49.600 --> 0:43:54.719 You need that money, need that money exactly. Oh this 0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:58.760 I feel like, do lose a pretty woman? Is that nice? 0:43:59.400 --> 0:43:59.640 Okay? 0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:03.319 So they play kickball? Quaker oats kickball? 0:44:04.560 --> 0:44:07.040 Oh yeah yeah? Could there? Could there be more sponsors 0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:09.880 of things? The moment of the show is sponsored, and. 0:44:09.920 --> 0:44:13.120 Then Keith said the following, I like starting the day 0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:14.640 with quaker oats. Yum. 0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:17.520 Yeah, you think you think he was trained to say that. 0:44:17.560 --> 0:44:18.920 I think it's a genuine statement. 0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:22.279 Dude, who says it like that? I actually do like 0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:24.560 starting the day with any oat. I like it o 0:44:25.640 --> 0:44:27.480 I like an oat, but I don't I wouldn't go 0:44:27.920 --> 0:44:31.600 yum yum. I like starting the day with my oats yea. 0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:35.080 And the first kickball pitches powered by Sillis and. 0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:35.560 There we go. 0:44:36.520 --> 0:44:39.200 It's like every moment is sponsored by somebody. 0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:44.160 So the winners get time with Joan. Yeah, Chalk tweaks 0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:48.759 the hamstring. The guys start going down Greg. Yeah, the 0:44:48.840 --> 0:44:52.759 guy's just starting like the lowest impact activity. They're like 0:44:53.239 --> 0:44:57.400 and like Kim is going like Kim like they were like, 0:44:57.440 --> 0:44:59.320 do you want to get that X ray Kim, He's like, no, 0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:01.279 I need time of jone. 0:45:02.680 --> 0:45:03.279 Salty Dog. 0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:07.319 Charles goes Charles, who's never played. Charles is a king 0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:08.600 in this. It was the first time he doesn't talk 0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:10.759 about his dead wipe. Yes, he's never played kick. 0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:12.160 I think he prayed to her right before he kicked. 0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:18.160 So then he goes, He goes, did you see that 0:45:18.280 --> 0:45:21.719 ball that I kicked? They couldn't catch it. Oh my god. 0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:26.200 He he fouled a ball. He got super lucky. He 0:45:26.440 --> 0:45:28.560 put a lot of weird spin on it. It bounced 0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:31.759 in once and then out, so he got kind of luck. 0:45:31.840 --> 0:45:36.360 And then our king Kelsey's dad named Mark. He like 0:45:36.719 --> 0:45:38.879 ate ship and then rolled and rolled and rolled and rolled. 0:45:38.960 --> 0:45:40.920 I kind of want him to be a little cooler. 0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:43.600 He's so cute, but I wanted him. I felt for him. 0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:45.239 Yeah, you can't get it with these dads. They're all 0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:49.640 just like, oh oh, it's like their energy is crazy, 0:45:49.840 --> 0:45:51.520 Like okay, he. 0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:54.640 Keep like he rolled himself like down a hill even 0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:56.520 though it was flat, and he rolled like ten times. 0:45:56.560 --> 0:45:57.480 He just kept rolling. 0:45:57.960 --> 0:46:01.319 I can't stop at too much. 0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:07.400 So then the the the Blue team one and she was. 0:46:07.440 --> 0:46:10.560 Like, Charles had that winning kick that did not go far. 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:14.400 But they it was essentially a bunch, yes, exactly, it 0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:15.759 was an unforced bunch. 0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:16.920 They could not get him out. 0:46:17.440 --> 0:46:18.919 Did you see the kickball game? 0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:23.000 I did, and a lot of fun, you know, especially 0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:24.400 when you're rooting for Charles. 0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:26.520 So Charles is so cute. 0:46:27.640 --> 0:46:30.600 But then he got out first. But then the runner 0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:31.759 runner scored Keith. 0:46:31.840 --> 0:46:33.240 Yeah Keith got yeah. 0:46:35.120 --> 0:46:35.279 Yeah. 0:46:36.640 --> 0:46:40.920 So then so then Keith is so sight, he is 0:46:41.120 --> 0:46:43.640 so sick. What is it about Keith's voice? 0:46:44.080 --> 0:46:44.840 Is it soothing? 0:46:45.000 --> 0:46:47.120 What is it? What's the deal with Keith's voice. 0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:49.920 He's the girl dad, right, He's the girl dad. I 0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:51.760 find him. I find him annoying. 0:46:53.520 --> 0:46:56.520 He's annoying. He got the first impression row. 0:46:56.680 --> 0:46:57.560 Who does he look like. 0:46:59.080 --> 0:46:59.120 Me? 0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:01.320 He looks like to people in new from high school. 0:47:02.200 --> 0:47:05.920 I can't hear what that she's I think he's just 0:47:06.040 --> 0:47:07.719 so big that she's horny. 0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:08.800 For his giants. 0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:09.680 She likes like the. 0:47:11.840 --> 0:47:12.040 Tree. 0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:15.360 He's not like a suave. He's not like Jacob Alordi. 0:47:16.080 --> 0:47:16.840 He's more like. 0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:25.120 He's not even like shrekkah Jacob Lordy. 0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:28.239 He's like tall and this guy's. 0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:30.360 Like absolutely accurate. 0:47:30.520 --> 0:47:32.680 He is not like Jacob. 0:47:35.360 --> 0:47:38.560 Who's on the He's Jacob Alerdi is currently on the 0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:43.520 yacht with the Massimo. He's like on the family yacht 0:47:43.680 --> 0:47:47.319 right now. His lady friend's family who like the ones 0:47:47.360 --> 0:47:52.439 who went to jail forgetting the full full House, Full House, Yeah, 0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:59.879 Lorie Lachlan. So then Jordan's uh, all the guys start 0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:03.120 opening up, and now. 0:48:03.040 --> 0:48:05.040 I'm thinking, Lauri Lachlan and Jake Lawd, you're going to 0:48:05.080 --> 0:48:05.479 have an affair. 0:48:05.600 --> 0:48:08.040 That'd be so fun, that'd be fun, that'd be exciting. 0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:12.560 But that's like how Miley Cyrus's sisters like boy her 0:48:12.640 --> 0:48:17.480 boyfriend got taken by Trish the mom she married her kid's. 0:48:17.320 --> 0:48:18.800 Boyfriend, Noah Cyrus. 0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:20.520 I've never heard of this. 0:48:20.800 --> 0:48:23.640 Yeah, she married he was on prison Break and he 0:48:23.880 --> 0:48:26.920 was dating Noah and was younger than There was a 0:48:26.960 --> 0:48:29.319 lot going on and the mom married him. 0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:30.440 But didn't the dad. 0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:32.280 Break the show? Yeah? 0:48:32.480 --> 0:48:34.280 One of those guys, one of the prisoners. 0:48:34.320 --> 0:48:36.440 I think one of the prisoners on prison Break got 0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:38.160 captured by Trish Cyrus. 0:48:41.040 --> 0:48:41.239 Yeah. 0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:45.680 Didn't the dad also date someone who was like Miley's 0:48:45.719 --> 0:48:46.360 age or something? 0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:49.480 I mean, there's Achille, Billy Ray. I was on the 0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:50.839 show with Billy Ray for a year. 0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:52.160 What was that called? 0:48:52.360 --> 0:48:54.799 It was called Still the King with Jerry trainor who's 0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:55.560 going to be at the show? 0:48:55.760 --> 0:48:56.480 Do you know Jerry? 0:48:57.160 --> 0:49:01.440 You're gonna like Jerry? Jerry's a king. I've heard doubt Jerry. 0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:04.520 I'm going to say this. Jerry tried to bail on 0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:05.160 this weekend. 0:49:05.239 --> 0:49:07.640 I bet that's Jerry. How dare you, buddy? 0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:10.520 Because he tried to prison break and then we sent 0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:11.960 her Cyrus to go catch. 0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:14.320 Now he's married into the Cyrus family. 0:49:14.680 --> 0:49:17.239 That's one of those things, because I think he got 0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:23.720 nervous and aweetheart and he's coming and he's the best, 0:49:24.040 --> 0:49:28.080 and we love him. He flies in today. We're gonna 0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:31.319 have dinner with him tomorrow night, and then yeah, he's 0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:34.400 coming to the show on Saturday. He's the best, so 0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:36.520 we all have to give a very warm We won't 0:49:36.560 --> 0:49:38.320 make him sing Mansion Man. That'll be you and my 0:49:38.400 --> 0:49:39.600 brother will sing Mansion Man. 0:49:39.680 --> 0:49:43.080 May I think you're right. 0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:45.120 You know what, We'll send him a link to Mansion 0:49:45.239 --> 0:49:46.920 Man and Spotify. 0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:49.840 It's already on Spotify. Under remix. 0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:51.360 We'll see the remix. 0:49:52.400 --> 0:49:54.360 If any DJ is smart out there, they should do. 0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:57.960 They put some beats under Mansion a. 0:49:59.480 --> 0:50:01.560 Remix sea Shanty, which has been done. 0:50:04.400 --> 0:50:05.920 I wouldn't say yeah, I wouldn't say it was a 0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:08.600 sea shanty. I think it's more of like a college. 0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:11.600 Like a whiffer nels. 0:50:12.560 --> 0:50:14.000 I think that was the vibe he was going for. 0:50:15.360 --> 0:50:19.280 There used to be a thing that men would serenade 0:50:19.320 --> 0:50:21.320 girls in their drawer, and that's what he was going for. 0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:24.320 I understood what he was going for, but I was like, 0:50:24.440 --> 0:50:25.640 no one gets what you're trying to do. 0:50:26.640 --> 0:50:27.279 I don't want to sing. 0:50:27.560 --> 0:50:29.360 And the fact that it was Captain and then you 0:50:29.440 --> 0:50:33.480 know what, Guy took the head after being Guy's a 0:50:33.600 --> 0:50:37.000 nice guy. He looks like, but he is, but he's 0:50:37.040 --> 0:50:37.600 a good guy. 0:50:38.080 --> 0:50:41.040 He's the only one who would sing with him, the 0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:43.440 only one, and all the other guys just sat and watched, 0:50:43.640 --> 0:50:46.400 and Joe loved it. Joe loved it, and all the 0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:46.839 guys were. 0:50:46.760 --> 0:50:49.880 Like, but did she love it? Because she sent his 0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:50.440 ass home? 0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:54.319 She was like writer of the song. 0:50:54.520 --> 0:50:59.319 Yeah, neighbor guy got to float right all through off 0:50:59.400 --> 0:50:59.839 that song. 0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:04.520 You're right, You're right. 0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:06.640 I did notice that, and I was not happy. 0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:09.600 No, okay, you know what it was. It was almost 0:51:09.680 --> 0:51:14.879 too much the song. Yeah, so then Charles pulls her aside. Okay, 0:51:15.160 --> 0:51:18.600 so somebody goes, oh, there's a victory kiss and then 0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:21.759 she was like ugh and like she was awkward, and 0:51:21.960 --> 0:51:25.399 somebody gave her a victory kiss. Was it Jordan who 0:51:25.520 --> 0:51:29.279 did the victory kiss? I can't remember, but somebody kissed 0:51:29.320 --> 0:51:31.279 her and she did not want that kiss. 0:51:31.880 --> 0:51:33.320 She does like Jordan's, so maybe it was one of 0:51:33.360 --> 0:51:33.799 the other guys. 0:51:33.840 --> 0:51:36.799 Jordan is cute and has no game. Jordan is cuter 0:51:36.960 --> 0:51:40.000 than he thinks he is. I think I find Jordan 0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:44.360 appealing and like if Jordan Taylor Dane, yes, and he 0:51:44.440 --> 0:51:47.680 gave her the black and White cookie no context he's cute. 0:51:48.000 --> 0:51:49.640 He's the one who kept talking about how awful his 0:51:49.840 --> 0:51:52.760 opening night. Limo Entrances was like, if you stop saying 0:51:52.840 --> 0:51:55.480 you're a loser, like you're actually cute and like it 0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:58.360 seemed like a nice guy. So stop speaking against yourself. 0:51:58.840 --> 0:52:00.919 These guys, we can't give the people arrows to shoot 0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:01.319 you with, Seth. 0:52:01.320 --> 0:52:01.799 You know what I mean. 0:52:02.040 --> 0:52:02.399 You can't. 0:52:02.520 --> 0:52:07.800 You can't, Okay. So then Charles Charles pulls her aside. 0:52:07.880 --> 0:52:11.600 He's like, I've never played kickball before, but the team 0:52:11.680 --> 0:52:13.440 took care of me, just like I took care of 0:52:13.520 --> 0:52:13.839 my dad. 0:52:14.040 --> 0:52:14.959 Was God. 0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:20.359 And he's like, you know, he said, I am very 0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:22.400 today is a very happy day for me. 0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:23.560 This was. 0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:29.359 He said. 0:52:29.400 --> 0:52:31.760 The best part of yesterday was guy. 0:52:31.920 --> 0:52:32.000 I. 0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:37.160 Solved my wife's murder. 0:52:37.480 --> 0:52:40.279 Unbelievable. I can't believe they solve the murder. Then he 0:52:40.360 --> 0:52:41.760 has to tell her about the murders. 0:52:42.000 --> 0:52:45.360 He said, okay, and she goes, why why there was 0:52:45.480 --> 0:52:48.560 blood in the mouth she bit her tongue. There's something 0:52:48.600 --> 0:52:52.320 I've been asking myself. I'm so relieved. This is huge. 0:52:52.480 --> 0:52:53.040 Thank God. 0:52:54.400 --> 0:52:57.360 Changed my life. I solved murder. 0:52:59.200 --> 0:53:01.200 And if he didn't know what I'm talking about, here's 0:53:01.239 --> 0:53:03.919 a framed picture of her. She looks there's a little 0:53:03.920 --> 0:53:06.520 bit of blood in the picture. In the frame. You 0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:07.719 can see what I'm talking about. 0:53:07.760 --> 0:53:09.799 He goes, you carried it around for so long? 0:53:11.080 --> 0:53:13.560 Meant that she meant the picture, not the idea of her, 0:53:13.880 --> 0:53:15.880 the actual picture. He's been carrying that around for a 0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:16.359 long time. 0:53:19.400 --> 0:53:19.680 Frame. 0:53:21.239 --> 0:53:23.560 We might need to go get some frames and some 0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:26.880 frame everything. We might need to give some frames out 0:53:26.960 --> 0:53:31.839 at the show. Frames out frames out at the show. 0:53:32.040 --> 0:53:34.920 It would be really funny if you've got several pictures 0:53:34.960 --> 0:53:39.520 of him and his wife out, but it has to 0:53:39.600 --> 0:53:40.440 be Charleson's life. 0:53:42.160 --> 0:53:43.320 A little bit of blood photoshop. 0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:45.600 You can find that picture online, I'm sure. 0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:48.799 Can you imagine if every date I went on. 0:53:49.120 --> 0:53:51.240 I was a frame photo of you and your ex husband? 0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:52.600 Would be crazy? 0:53:52.880 --> 0:53:56.560 Just dand what happened exactly? 0:53:56.760 --> 0:53:58.919 They're like murder. 0:53:59.080 --> 0:54:04.120 But you guys got to why are you showing here? 0:54:04.200 --> 0:54:06.360 We are at our wedding, we were so what happened? 0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:07.560 What happened? 0:54:07.640 --> 0:54:11.480 Can you help me figure out what happened? Don't we 0:54:11.560 --> 0:54:12.160 look happier? 0:54:12.400 --> 0:54:13.279 Look how happy we are? 0:54:13.560 --> 0:54:14.560 Cat here? Look at this? 0:54:14.719 --> 0:54:17.360 This is on our wedding. We're peaking. This is this 0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:22.200 is right after he proposed. And then I have a 0:54:22.280 --> 0:54:24.600 frame photo of my mom. This is my mom, she died. 0:54:25.080 --> 0:54:26.640 This is my mom. Then I have frame photo of 0:54:26.680 --> 0:54:29.400 mittens I inherited. This is my dead mom's cat, mitten. 0:54:30.000 --> 0:54:33.040 But what happened? What happened? 0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:38.880 Oh my god, have some like like forensic pathologists figure 0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:40.440 out what happened in every relationship? 0:54:41.360 --> 0:54:44.239 What happened? What happened to my mom? What happened? How 0:54:44.280 --> 0:54:46.040 did mitten get thumbs? What happened? 0:54:46.400 --> 0:54:48.640 Okay, so then a hundred frames. 0:54:48.920 --> 0:54:53.320 So then Jonah's listening and she this is the beginning 0:54:53.440 --> 0:54:55.440 of her going, my mom is sick. I have to 0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:57.800 be the fixer. We start finding this out. She's like, 0:54:58.040 --> 0:54:59.640 she's going, my mom's sick. 0:54:59.760 --> 0:55:01.400 Why she was like, they called me to try and 0:55:01.440 --> 0:55:02.520 figure out what to do. It is like, well, you're 0:55:02.560 --> 0:55:04.319 not a doctor, so why would they call her? 0:55:06.280 --> 0:55:09.240 A little bit like leave her alone, like you already 0:55:09.280 --> 0:55:11.400 pulled her off. But you already pulled her off of 0:55:11.480 --> 0:55:13.560 the show last time, you know what I mean? Like, 0:55:13.719 --> 0:55:15.760 maybe don't call her for a second. 0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:17.719 I don't like call my mom and be like mom 0:55:18.080 --> 0:55:19.480 my nose it is, Yeah, I. 0:55:19.520 --> 0:55:22.080 Feel like, leave her alone for the doctors. 0:55:22.320 --> 0:55:23.680 I feel like people are calling. 0:55:23.440 --> 0:55:25.520 Her, like the kids like called her and were like, 0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:28.520 grandma sick. Take grandma on to the doctor. 0:55:28.760 --> 0:55:31.960 Yeah, take grandma to the door. Maybe don't maybe wait 0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:34.800 unless it's bad, like leave her alone for a second. 0:55:35.760 --> 0:55:40.360 So so then Joan is worried. So she gets this 0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:43.320 call I have to be the fixer. She tells Gary, 0:55:44.360 --> 0:55:49.399 our other gay best friend, about her mom and he goes, 0:55:49.440 --> 0:55:50.440 what's your what's your mom? 0:55:50.800 --> 0:55:51.960 Mary? Yeah? 0:55:52.440 --> 0:55:56.360 Yea, he goes, I'm gonna put Mary in my prayers. 0:55:56.960 --> 0:55:59.800 She said, I love having you around. You're so positive, 0:56:01.520 --> 0:56:05.719 and then I feel like you're making me the best 0:56:05.840 --> 0:56:08.879 me I can be. And he he loves it. He's 0:56:09.080 --> 0:56:12.600 he is so touched and he praised. 0:56:12.239 --> 0:56:15.680 For Mary, and well he writes it down and frames it. 0:56:15.880 --> 0:56:19.120 Yep yep. So we find out that his mom grew 0:56:19.200 --> 0:56:21.759 up in foster care. Her mom grew up in foster care. 0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:25.600 She had no living relatives, so she had her mom 0:56:25.680 --> 0:56:30.759 had like her grandmother had, uh had tuberculosis. So they 0:56:31.000 --> 0:56:31.879 sent the mom. 0:56:32.120 --> 0:56:33.280 There's a sanatorium. 0:56:33.320 --> 0:56:35.800 I was like, what is So then they sent the 0:56:35.920 --> 0:56:38.719 mom off. She grew up in foster care and she 0:56:38.840 --> 0:56:39.600 had no siblings. 0:56:39.680 --> 0:56:43.080 It was a very small The words sanatorium. When you 0:56:43.160 --> 0:56:48.840 hear sanitorium, you're like, yeah, oh, indeed. 0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:50.759 That's where that's where pregnant girls were. 0:56:50.840 --> 0:56:57.359 Kathleen, Yeah, agreed. So then Gil goes I had Now Gil, 0:56:57.719 --> 0:57:00.879 we don't like Gil. Gil has a training order. Again 0:57:01.000 --> 0:57:04.239 I heard this, Yes, Gil also adopted his daughter. And 0:57:04.320 --> 0:57:06.200 then I was glad to hear I was because there's 0:57:06.280 --> 0:57:09.840 one that adopted their daughter. Later I was glad, I'm 0:57:10.640 --> 0:57:13.319 I'm glad it wasn't Gil, because I was like, I'm 0:57:13.360 --> 0:57:16.120 glad that Gill adopted his baby as a little as 0:57:16.160 --> 0:57:19.320 a daughter as a baby. And he goes, he goes, 0:57:19.520 --> 0:57:21.240 may I give you a kiss on the cheek, and 0:57:21.280 --> 0:57:23.560 then he kissed her on the mouth. That's a real 0:57:23.680 --> 0:57:27.520 move of a guy that has a restrain a class. 0:57:28.440 --> 0:57:29.880 Joan has a restraining order. 0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:34.800 You don't say cheek and then go and slide at 0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:38.280 home for the mouth. That's such a restraining order. 0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:39.200 But did you see that? 0:57:39.440 --> 0:57:40.000 Did you see that? 0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:42.480 Don I did not see that one moment. 0:57:42.640 --> 0:57:44.840 No, it was gross. He goes, may I kiss you 0:57:44.920 --> 0:57:47.280 on the cheek and then he did a half half 0:57:47.480 --> 0:57:48.960 mouth half side back. 0:57:49.160 --> 0:57:51.400 She was Later on, I noticed when Captain Kim is leaving. 0:57:51.440 --> 0:57:53.360 He does kiss her on the mouth as well, and said, can. 0:57:53.280 --> 0:57:54.640 I kiss you on the cheek? And he kiss her 0:57:54.720 --> 0:57:58.240 right on the mouth. She didn't want to kiss. 0:57:58.080 --> 0:57:59.840 You on the mouth. Thing that older men do. 0:58:00.280 --> 0:58:02.640 My I have an uncle. I have an uncle that 0:58:02.760 --> 0:58:05.400 kisses me on the mouth. And I'm like, and he's 0:58:05.440 --> 0:58:07.520 not a creepy one, you know, he's like nice. 0:58:08.120 --> 0:58:11.200 Right, the creepy one does something else besides the mouth. 0:58:11.440 --> 0:58:14.480 The creepy did this. The creepy one did this when 0:58:14.520 --> 0:58:17.720 I was fourteen. I showed up. He goes, pulled my 0:58:17.880 --> 0:58:19.960 arms to the side and he goes, look at you. 0:58:20.320 --> 0:58:21.280 You're stacked. 0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:25.280 Oh cool, dude, that was the creepy creepy or just honest. 0:58:26.560 --> 0:58:28.120 I was just paying you a compliment. 0:58:28.200 --> 0:58:30.200 I wasn't stacked. I was stacked. 0:58:30.840 --> 0:58:33.960 You just looked reduction. 0:58:34.160 --> 0:58:36.919 No, No, I was heavier that I have a nice 0:58:37.000 --> 0:58:39.880 be plus, but they were I was. I was heavier 0:58:40.000 --> 0:58:42.520 that he checked him. Yeah, I was. I was stacked. 0:58:43.440 --> 0:58:44.680 I was a thicker ricker, you know. 0:58:45.720 --> 0:58:47.600 I was stacked sacks. 0:58:47.720 --> 0:58:49.360 Thing about Gary. I thought it was particlarly funny. And 0:58:49.440 --> 0:58:50.880 you have to go back and watch it. The way 0:58:50.960 --> 0:58:54.240 he says how this. There's a lot of pressure on 0:58:54.320 --> 0:58:58.040 the ceremony, like the row ceremony goes. It's so stressful. 0:58:59.280 --> 0:59:01.000 And it made me laughed so hard the way he 0:59:01.000 --> 0:59:02.840 said it, because he's kind of like really freaking out, 0:59:02.880 --> 0:59:05.560 but he's laughing the same time. I had to rewatch it. 0:59:05.800 --> 0:59:08.120 He cries at least twice an episode he does. 0:59:08.800 --> 0:59:10.000 My kids are going to be mad at me. 0:59:10.640 --> 0:59:17.520 I love him. He's incredible grandpa. He's the best TV. 0:59:18.640 --> 0:59:22.160 And I feel like he'll be a groomsman in her 0:59:22.200 --> 0:59:27.160 wedding for whichever. When she pigs, he'll be a bridesmid Yeah. Yeah, 0:59:27.280 --> 0:59:31.200 when she marries Pascal and Pascal's bossing him around. Okay, 0:59:32.040 --> 0:59:35.040 So then she's like, you know, I always feel like 0:59:35.120 --> 0:59:39.160 I have to be one hundred percent, So she hires 0:59:39.200 --> 0:59:42.280 a masseuse to come rub it out with all these Yeah, 0:59:42.400 --> 0:59:44.760 jer dude, that was very nice. That was And then 0:59:44.880 --> 0:59:46.600 guys like, what I like to be naked? 0:59:47.920 --> 0:59:50.880 He made the dude turn around. Yeah, well he got. 0:59:50.840 --> 0:59:53.400 Naked, like who can in front of the cameras, Like, 0:59:53.520 --> 0:59:56.360 there's his He looked like he had a tight little 0:59:56.400 --> 0:59:57.600 tushy on the side. 0:59:57.720 --> 0:59:59.040 Yeah, it got rubbed. 0:59:59.240 --> 1:00:01.240 He the. 1:00:02.760 --> 1:00:05.360 Glues it's just another muscle. Yeah, so it was the 1:00:05.440 --> 1:00:11.160 front got to rub rub rub it up. 1:00:11.360 --> 1:00:15.040 Any final thoughts on the group date before we take 1:00:15.080 --> 1:00:18.240 a quick break the kickball. 1:00:18.680 --> 1:00:24.919 I mean I wrote a lot of notes. Wait oh yeah, 1:00:25.840 --> 1:00:27.600 I was just saying, like Charles, you cannot keep bring 1:00:27.720 --> 1:00:29.360 up your dead wife on every day you have. But 1:00:29.400 --> 1:00:30.160 he's not even done. 1:00:30.280 --> 1:00:33.880 They get the frame if you haven't even gone to 1:00:33.920 --> 1:00:36.640 the the frames at the Rose ceremony, he's got to 1:00:36.680 --> 1:00:37.720 go to the framer. 1:00:39.560 --> 1:00:40.120 At the shop. 1:00:40.240 --> 1:00:42.600 He's got to I just can't believe how how how 1:00:42.720 --> 1:00:43.560 hurt everyone was. 1:00:43.760 --> 1:00:48.800 After one round, Kim was his entire shin had no 1:00:49.240 --> 1:00:51.520 flesh left on it. And then they were like, do 1:00:51.680 --> 1:00:53.840 you want to go to the doctor to have your 1:00:53.960 --> 1:00:56.520 like shoulder X ray? And he was like no, I 1:00:56.640 --> 1:00:59.400 want to go see Joan And I was like okay, Dan. 1:00:59.680 --> 1:01:02.680 And then the after party was on the field. Yeah, 1:01:03.920 --> 1:01:06.520 we made them go home and shower and change and 1:01:06.600 --> 1:01:07.520 go back to the field. 1:01:07.680 --> 1:01:09.800 Yeah, it's weird. They spent all the money on Wayne 1:01:09.840 --> 1:01:13.000 Newton and the van. So question who is the one 1:01:13.040 --> 1:01:15.800 that slid into home? Who slid into. 1:01:15.640 --> 1:01:19.040 The Oh he got kicked off. He was the guy 1:01:19.080 --> 1:01:22.600 who looked like Captain Kim. No, it was the looks 1:01:22.640 --> 1:01:25.840 like Bradley Whitfield. And then he got he got voted 1:01:25.880 --> 1:01:26.600 out at the end. 1:01:26.760 --> 1:01:27.960 Yeah he did. I know who you mean. 1:01:28.160 --> 1:01:29.760 Yeah, he's the one who was like, I can stand up. 1:01:32.280 --> 1:01:33.920 That Pascal's laundry. 1:01:34.080 --> 1:01:34.320 Yeah. 1:01:35.800 --> 1:01:38.600 By the way, Pascal didn't like how his laundry was 1:01:38.680 --> 1:01:41.200 done and made him redo it and re iron it. 1:01:41.560 --> 1:01:43.520 Seriously. Yes, what a mean girl. 1:01:43.760 --> 1:01:45.439 He's such a bitch. 1:01:46.120 --> 1:01:49.120 That's really messed up. You can't make another guy show. 1:01:49.200 --> 1:01:51.200 You're on, do your laundry and be eye on your clothes. 1:01:53.040 --> 1:01:55.000 Maybe heard about it, that's why she kicked. 1:01:54.920 --> 1:01:59.600 Him on You're weak, Yes, you're not, my sweet launderette. 1:02:00.640 --> 1:02:02.160 I thought so far. 1:02:03.160 --> 1:02:06.600 I got to tell you, I'm really really enjoying the season, 1:02:06.680 --> 1:02:10.040 and I wasn't sure if fucking Gary last year was 1:02:10.120 --> 1:02:13.440 going to ruin it for us, and if the purity 1:02:13.520 --> 1:02:15.840 of the women because it was so great the first season. 1:02:16.000 --> 1:02:19.120 I was concerned that it's just as good as last year. 1:02:19.160 --> 1:02:19.760 I'm loving it. 1:02:20.040 --> 1:02:22.280 I was worried that when they got rid of Jack, 1:02:23.120 --> 1:02:24.440 I was like, come on, Jack was. 1:02:24.480 --> 1:02:27.600 So fun with his HGTV house doores, Oh, would you 1:02:27.760 --> 1:02:30.880 look at we got seventy two candles over here, like 1:02:31.120 --> 1:02:36.840 I did it, keep saying I just say when we 1:02:36.960 --> 1:02:39.320 get out, like I mean, we'll come back to it. 1:02:39.440 --> 1:02:40.560 But again, why I liked it. 1:02:40.800 --> 1:02:42.760 I should also say, you. 1:02:45.880 --> 1:02:47.240 And Jerry and my brother. 1:02:49.080 --> 1:02:51.840 Get what is happening? 1:02:51.880 --> 1:02:54.160 You need my way and we are the man should met. 1:02:55.080 --> 1:02:56.120 Maybe we could do a remix. 1:03:00.280 --> 1:03:04.920 Then again, oh my god, going somewhere a few times karaoke? 1:03:05.160 --> 1:03:07.560 Can you know it? We could get the karaoke thing 1:03:07.640 --> 1:03:09.520 for seth of course, okay, great? 1:03:10.040 --> 1:03:11.840 What am I not a man of a certain age. 1:03:14.040 --> 1:03:16.120 The other thing Joanes said was funny is that they 1:03:16.240 --> 1:03:17.680 edited her which she was like, I'm more of a 1:03:17.760 --> 1:03:19.920 cornhole girl, and they edit that sound bite and then 1:03:19.960 --> 1:03:21.800 she goes, I like to do a cookie on the field. 1:03:22.120 --> 1:03:23.840 They edited that. I was like, what are you doing 1:03:23.920 --> 1:03:26.440 to her? They edited her so it's like only dirty 1:03:26.480 --> 1:03:27.680 things come out of her mouth. 1:03:27.800 --> 1:03:31.080 I liked it, and are our king? Don perked right 1:03:31.200 --> 1:03:31.840 up he heard hole. 1:03:31.920 --> 1:03:39.200 I mean somebody, I don't care what kind old. 1:03:42.760 --> 1:03:44.600 We're gonna take a quick break. It will be right back. 1:03:54.960 --> 1:03:59.120 The eagle is landed and we're back and we're on 1:03:59.240 --> 1:04:02.800 a date and he's freaking out. All right, our king 1:04:02.920 --> 1:04:06.880 is freaking out. He cannot believe it. And Jonathan is 1:04:06.920 --> 1:04:10.240 in a floral shirt on button to his navel, showing 1:04:10.320 --> 1:04:11.200 off that tattoo. 1:04:11.720 --> 1:04:13.520 Yeah, I don't think he has a shirt that has 1:04:13.600 --> 1:04:14.600 buttons that go above. 1:04:14.840 --> 1:04:15.400 It's true. 1:04:15.640 --> 1:04:18.960 He always has that, just like he dress poppy. 1:04:19.040 --> 1:04:22.520 He loves the headdress. I mean, he's a gorgeous man 1:04:23.280 --> 1:04:23.840 and he. 1:04:23.840 --> 1:04:25.439 Can pull up shirts like that. He's got a great 1:04:25.440 --> 1:04:26.280 little He's got. 1:04:26.280 --> 1:04:29.439 A tight snatch a little bob, he says, snatch bob. 1:04:29.640 --> 1:04:32.920 His ex wife doesn't agree. Can I talk to you? 1:04:33.760 --> 1:04:34.360 I want out? 1:04:35.480 --> 1:04:35.800 Wake up? 1:04:37.560 --> 1:04:37.920 Wake up? 1:04:37.960 --> 1:04:41.280 Can I I want a divorce Sunday morning. I feel 1:04:41.320 --> 1:04:43.000 like there's such a bigger side of that. 1:04:45.200 --> 1:04:45.400 Too. 1:04:45.560 --> 1:04:48.400 I have no idea. Yeah, I only hit her once. 1:04:50.360 --> 1:04:55.040 I was like, what's her wake You don't wake somebody else. 1:04:55.040 --> 1:04:57.560 Unless she's like he just got that tattoo and she's like, hey, 1:04:57.640 --> 1:04:58.160 I want to do. 1:04:59.880 --> 1:05:00.600 I I saw that. 1:05:03.560 --> 1:05:04.800 What can you wake up? 1:05:04.920 --> 1:05:05.600 I need a divorce. 1:05:06.320 --> 1:05:09.200 You're not Native American. I don't know why you did 1:05:11.720 --> 1:05:13.680 in the red Chili peppers. If not, you need to 1:05:13.720 --> 1:05:14.120 get out. 1:05:19.960 --> 1:05:20.640 Half your best. 1:05:23.320 --> 1:05:24.200 If not, get out. 1:05:27.640 --> 1:05:27.960 Right now. 1:05:29.640 --> 1:05:32.200 I need to talk to you, to get up. I 1:05:32.240 --> 1:05:32.840 would like a divorce. 1:05:32.880 --> 1:05:36.760 You gotta get up. What do you want to ask 1:05:36.840 --> 1:05:38.880 Charity in dott And when you meet? Oh my god, 1:05:39.040 --> 1:05:41.520 I wonder, I mean, we can't. I want to know 1:05:41.560 --> 1:05:44.000 where they live, like DoD they have real jobs, Like 1:05:44.080 --> 1:05:46.640 what's the deal? They live in Brooklyn? 1:05:47.280 --> 1:05:48.800 They with the stars. 1:05:50.080 --> 1:05:53.120 Like a scientist. Isn't he a scientist? 1:05:53.400 --> 1:05:54.400 That is a problem. 1:05:54.440 --> 1:05:54.800 I don't know. 1:05:55.360 --> 1:05:55.760 I don't know. 1:05:56.520 --> 1:05:58.440 That's the most likely you should ask him. 1:05:58.480 --> 1:05:59.520 Are you a scientist? 1:05:59.520 --> 1:06:00.600 Are you a scientist? 1:06:00.720 --> 1:06:05.280 What's your deal? I'm a science of that gat that's 1:06:05.600 --> 1:06:06.000 going to say. 1:06:08.080 --> 1:06:09.400 I think they're probably just influencers. 1:06:09.440 --> 1:06:14.080 Now, yes, okay, exactly, Okay, so Jonathan's nervous. He did 1:06:14.200 --> 1:06:16.120 look cute in his floral shirt. It was a cute 1:06:16.160 --> 1:06:18.200 floral I did like that. 1:06:18.600 --> 1:06:21.040 We loved hot right they were they were riding horses, 1:06:21.080 --> 1:06:24.040 but they were not in full cowboy outfits. They appreciated. 1:06:24.240 --> 1:06:27.600 I appreciate it now as a person who is terrified 1:06:27.680 --> 1:06:29.760 of riding horses and I've not even been bit by 1:06:29.800 --> 1:06:33.760 a horse. It's not night is it tough? It looks 1:06:33.880 --> 1:06:36.400 visually pretty, But you have two people that don't know 1:06:36.480 --> 1:06:38.720 what you need one person who can at least ride 1:06:38.760 --> 1:06:41.480 the horse and kind of calm down the bachelorette and 1:06:41.600 --> 1:06:45.360 then like you can barely talk because you're afraid. It's 1:06:45.400 --> 1:06:47.120 not a great one on one date. 1:06:47.480 --> 1:06:49.360 They love to put people on horses on it and 1:06:49.440 --> 1:06:50.120 if you don't. 1:06:49.960 --> 1:06:52.080 Know how to ride and you're afraid, I think it's 1:06:52.120 --> 1:06:55.000 a cheap date. I think it looks pretty, it looks romantic, 1:06:55.120 --> 1:06:56.400 but it's actually. 1:06:56.600 --> 1:06:59.880 Because and you're like, hey, yeah, it's not a good. 1:07:00.360 --> 1:07:03.800 Date unless you're both riders. But nobody's a rider. They 1:07:03.840 --> 1:07:04.640 all look afraid. 1:07:05.080 --> 1:07:05.280 Yeah. 1:07:05.960 --> 1:07:08.320 I'd rather be on like an ATV, like hanging on 1:07:08.560 --> 1:07:10.520 be like, don't don't dumb. 1:07:10.440 --> 1:07:12.600 Me, you know, yeah, or even like a jet ski 1:07:12.960 --> 1:07:14.280 if you're not going to talk, be honest. 1:07:14.920 --> 1:07:17.240 I got to jet ski for the first time last week. 1:07:17.440 --> 1:07:17.680 Nice. 1:07:17.920 --> 1:07:21.480 Let me tell you what I like to do. I 1:07:21.800 --> 1:07:24.280 want to buy a jet ski. I'm not jets I 1:07:24.400 --> 1:07:27.120 am a full I'm a Southern woman. Now put me 1:07:27.200 --> 1:07:27.840 on a jet ski. 1:07:28.000 --> 1:07:28.760 You love a jet ski. 1:07:29.000 --> 1:07:33.680 I love to jet ski. Have you jet skied? 1:07:33.840 --> 1:07:35.400 Yes? Of course, ye, God damn it. 1:07:35.720 --> 1:07:38.520 I'm a normal humanity in America. I've jet skiing. Where 1:07:38.560 --> 1:07:41.040 did I enjoyed jet ski in many different looks. 1:07:41.080 --> 1:07:44.000 Do you love to jet ski as much as you? 1:07:46.200 --> 1:07:48.840 So many times? I can't even tell you? Don do 1:07:48.840 --> 1:07:50.919 you like here from seventy first Street? 1:07:52.480 --> 1:07:59.840 You jet ski? Don have you je? 1:08:01.240 --> 1:08:03.120 I can I tell you? 1:08:04.200 --> 1:08:06.120 You live in a very small life. 1:08:07.160 --> 1:08:07.960 I'm not part of the. 1:08:09.640 --> 1:08:14.400 Very jet ski is a very elite, very fan on a. 1:08:14.440 --> 1:08:15.240 Lake to jet ski. 1:08:16.400 --> 1:08:20.519 Yeah, you don't have to do the ocean. That's where 1:08:20.520 --> 1:08:22.160 they do that. That's where they do that. Yeah, you 1:08:22.200 --> 1:08:22.640 could do it that. 1:08:22.920 --> 1:08:25.559 I gotta say, you definitely want. I'm a live lake 1:08:25.800 --> 1:08:28.120 love kind of a person. Now, that's who I am. 1:08:28.280 --> 1:08:30.439 I want to buy a lake house and a jet ski, 1:08:30.640 --> 1:08:32.559 A lot of wood signs, a lot of wood size 1:08:32.560 --> 1:08:36.679 and say lake hare, don't care it's lake o'clock somewhere. Yes, 1:08:36.840 --> 1:08:39.519 a lot of rose all day, live lake love. This 1:08:39.680 --> 1:08:42.160 is who I am Now, I'm a lake rat. Okay. 1:08:42.280 --> 1:08:46.599 So then so he's nervous. He's worried that he wanted 1:08:46.640 --> 1:08:49.439 the group date. Not that I've never seen somebody have 1:08:49.560 --> 1:08:53.040 this reaction. I don't want the one on one. I'm exposed. 1:08:54.280 --> 1:08:58.280 We see his feather headdress tattoo big time. He's got 1:08:58.360 --> 1:09:00.920 his cowboy boots on. They go on horses. Neither of 1:09:00.960 --> 1:09:06.040 them like horses. She was bitch, she was nervous, So 1:09:06.200 --> 1:09:11.840 they start. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Captain, Captain Lee, 1:09:13.280 --> 1:09:17.559 what's his name, Kim, Captain Kim writing in his journal, 1:09:17.640 --> 1:09:19.360 He's like, I was trying to think of something fun 1:09:19.439 --> 1:09:21.880 to me and the guys could do. I wrote a 1:09:21.960 --> 1:09:26.080 group song, but it's by me. I wrote it. It's 1:09:26.160 --> 1:09:28.200 not a group thing. I wrote it. I'm the one 1:09:28.240 --> 1:09:29.760 that wrote it. But I'm gonna have all the men 1:09:29.840 --> 1:09:32.880 at the mansion. It's all of us. We're gonna sing 1:09:32.960 --> 1:09:35.280 to Joan tomorrow. We're gonna have choir practice in the 1:09:35.360 --> 1:09:40.360 living room. And the group was like, so they're like 1:09:40.479 --> 1:09:44.960 the k starts eye rolling and exhaling. It's a bad song. 1:09:45.200 --> 1:09:47.880 Jordan is i rolling. Gary is sweating. He does not 1:09:48.080 --> 1:09:50.679 want to sing. Gary's the one that has the balls 1:09:50.800 --> 1:09:52.960 enough to go, hey man, this is your thing, this 1:09:53.120 --> 1:09:56.320 is your song to Joan. They don't want to do it. 1:09:56.840 --> 1:10:00.240 Kim is upset and U like. 1:10:00.280 --> 1:10:02.200 It's yours, it's our song. 1:10:03.120 --> 1:10:07.400 He's a shut up. He's he's a drage. He would 1:10:07.439 --> 1:10:08.720 not be fun to live with. 1:10:09.120 --> 1:10:10.920 No, he's like that dad, who's like, we have to 1:10:11.000 --> 1:10:11.559 do it together. 1:10:11.760 --> 1:10:14.240 No, he's definitely like the bad version of the military Dad, 1:10:14.280 --> 1:10:16.920 whereas Mark is the like in touch version of the 1:10:16.960 --> 1:10:17.840 military Dad. 1:10:17.840 --> 1:10:20.759 Would like make he'd make you watch him fix something. 1:10:21.640 --> 1:10:26.280 You're like, okay, yeah, he's a drug. What's your dad? 1:10:26.439 --> 1:10:26.479 Like? 1:10:26.800 --> 1:10:29.080 What's now? Or then. 1:10:30.680 --> 1:10:33.080 After he lost all his testosterone. 1:10:33.240 --> 1:10:35.840 A formative years where it was like a middle school 1:10:36.320 --> 1:10:37.439 middle school seth dad. 1:10:37.600 --> 1:10:40.479 You know, normally he's very kind of charming and funny, 1:10:40.520 --> 1:10:42.120 but then he like could turn on a dime. He 1:10:42.160 --> 1:10:43.200 had like a really bad temper. 1:10:44.720 --> 1:10:45.920 Sounds like every dad. 1:10:47.960 --> 1:10:50.559 Sounds like as long as we were making it about him, 1:10:50.680 --> 1:10:53.000 he was like loving it and funny and fine, but 1:10:53.640 --> 1:10:56.240 like if he has to, like dad, if you had 1:10:56.320 --> 1:10:58.080 to do anything, he was just annoyed. 1:10:59.240 --> 1:11:00.360 So she's together. 1:11:00.800 --> 1:11:00.880 Ye. 1:11:02.040 --> 1:11:03.840 So the best thing that we would always make fun 1:11:03.880 --> 1:11:05.360 of him is we get in the car for family 1:11:05.439 --> 1:11:06.720 trip and we're get in the car, in the car, 1:11:06.800 --> 1:11:08.080 packed the car, back the card. We're all sitting in 1:11:08.080 --> 1:11:08.320 the car and. 1:11:08.320 --> 1:11:10.000 You go, I guess you have sisters. I bet you 1:11:10.080 --> 1:11:12.040 have sisters, And he goes like. 1:11:12.080 --> 1:11:14.320 I go to the bathroom, And every time twenty minutes 1:11:15.280 --> 1:11:16.720 he's like, so we're on the car waiting to go, 1:11:16.840 --> 1:11:18.519 and then he's twenty minutes in the bathrooms, like why 1:11:18.560 --> 1:11:20.920 did we why did we get why did we sit 1:11:20.960 --> 1:11:22.479 in this car? And after twenty minutes while he's doing 1:11:22.520 --> 1:11:25.040 whatever he's doing, do it before we get in the car, 1:11:25.160 --> 1:11:27.200 before we get in the car. Every time, I care, 1:11:27.320 --> 1:11:28.280 every time we're sitting there. 1:11:28.200 --> 1:11:30.120 Like because he wants you guys ready to go? Yeah 1:11:30.160 --> 1:11:30.559 he's done. 1:11:30.640 --> 1:11:32.320 Yes, Yeah, what a deck. 1:11:32.520 --> 1:11:34.200 I love you. I want me to call your dad. 1:11:34.439 --> 1:11:36.880 I will say this. I doesn't mean like one bad 1:11:36.960 --> 1:11:38.800 trade he has, which is not that bad, is that 1:11:38.920 --> 1:11:40.519 he just never says thank you for anything. 1:11:40.640 --> 1:11:41.800 Okay, sure, like I know. 1:11:41.880 --> 1:11:44.439 People like that, but by that I mean my dad. 1:11:44.920 --> 1:11:47.639 I organized our this week, our day night. I organized 1:11:47.640 --> 1:11:50.240 a giant birthdayjenner for him in New York. Seventeen family 1:11:50.280 --> 1:11:52.519 members showed up, sweet me and my brother and I 1:11:52.600 --> 1:11:55.360 paid for it. And then he was just like that 1:11:55.479 --> 1:11:59.240 was great, No thank you nothing. He was happy and 1:11:59.320 --> 1:12:01.080 he was psyched we did it, but like there was 1:12:01.200 --> 1:12:01.640 no like. 1:12:01.760 --> 1:12:03.040 Yeah, thanks for doing that. 1:12:03.240 --> 1:12:04.559 No, that's never gonna happen. 1:12:05.080 --> 1:12:07.360 It's never gonna I didn't even think about it even 1:12:07.600 --> 1:12:09.080 didn't even occur to me because I used to tell 1:12:09.080 --> 1:12:10.560 my wife was like, did you thank you for that? 1:12:10.680 --> 1:12:15.000 It's like, no, no, that's a weird question. Why would 1:12:15.000 --> 1:12:17.840 you do that, dad? 1:12:18.520 --> 1:12:21.920 He just deserves don What was your middle school dad? 1:12:22.080 --> 1:12:22.120 Like? 1:12:25.400 --> 1:12:28.800 Not very involved, you were on your own. 1:12:30.640 --> 1:12:32.040 Yeah, we all have the same dad. 1:12:32.479 --> 1:12:33.360 We're all raised together. 1:12:33.760 --> 1:12:36.160 God, we got we all have the same dad. That's good, 1:12:36.360 --> 1:12:38.559 that's good. My dad used to be like, I told 1:12:38.600 --> 1:12:40.599 your mother if she wanted to have kids, she had 1:12:40.640 --> 1:12:41.200 to deal with you. 1:12:41.479 --> 1:12:43.040 To my brother and I I say that all the 1:12:43.080 --> 1:12:43.639 time to my kids. 1:12:43.760 --> 1:12:48.400 Honestly, he had a point. Okay, okay, so then and 1:12:48.520 --> 1:12:50.000 she was way more fun anyway, that's okay. 1:12:50.040 --> 1:12:54.360 My dad used to be like, I drink because of you. Sure, okay, cool? Cool? 1:12:54.439 --> 1:12:56.240 Yeah, please don't bring the wine glass in the corn. 1:12:56.680 --> 1:12:58.000 Oh my god, he was our favorite. 1:12:58.040 --> 1:12:59.920 There was a lot of that was a lot of 1:13:00.320 --> 1:13:01.920 distracting him and getting the wine glass. 1:13:02.479 --> 1:13:04.000 At least it was I had. We definitely had a 1:13:04.040 --> 1:13:05.120 lot of roadies in the car. 1:13:05.880 --> 1:13:07.519 My dad is the king of wine in the car 1:13:08.840 --> 1:13:13.840 had gin in the car, which is not great a 1:13:13.880 --> 1:13:14.280 little bit. 1:13:14.479 --> 1:13:17.880 It was just like a glass of gin driving and 1:13:18.000 --> 1:13:22.400 he had a He had a Volkswagen Beetle that had 1:13:22.560 --> 1:13:25.800 like that was rusted through. So he had similar to 1:13:25.920 --> 1:13:29.400 Pascal with the cardboard. We just had like boards down 1:13:29.400 --> 1:13:32.240 because you could see the road because it had rusted through. 1:13:32.920 --> 1:13:35.320 So they would just put like boards down and he 1:13:35.360 --> 1:13:38.880 would just smoke in the car, driving around with his gin, 1:13:39.040 --> 1:13:39.840 slashing around. 1:13:40.400 --> 1:13:41.639 That's that's life. 1:13:42.880 --> 1:13:47.280 We're like, oh, ship, Dad is picking us up, Like. 1:13:47.640 --> 1:13:51.280 You can't let the teacher see you win, be like, 1:13:51.439 --> 1:13:52.320 can't he. 1:13:52.439 --> 1:13:54.960 Just way hard? Exactly? 1:13:56.040 --> 1:13:56.320 Okay. 1:13:56.400 --> 1:13:59.360 So meanwhile, so here we are back and they have 1:13:59.680 --> 1:14:03.120 their having they are riding their horses and they get 1:14:03.240 --> 1:14:05.600 to a little lake and they're champagne and they're like, 1:14:05.760 --> 1:14:09.519 let's drink the champagne. And they're like. He's like, well, 1:14:09.880 --> 1:14:12.240 so they they love the champagne. They're drinking it. And 1:14:12.280 --> 1:14:15.880 he's like, well, I really embraced my native American side. 1:14:16.439 --> 1:14:16.640 We know. 1:14:16.960 --> 1:14:22.080 Yeah, but side, so it's only one side. 1:14:22.360 --> 1:14:22.599 Yeah. 1:14:23.000 --> 1:14:26.000 So he's like half black half it's not clear. 1:14:26.000 --> 1:14:27.000 He won't give us any details. 1:14:27.120 --> 1:14:28.160 We don't know the details. 1:14:28.200 --> 1:14:30.280 If he's like, well, I'm half Asian. 1:14:31.000 --> 1:14:33.040 Yeah, what does the rest of that tattoo look like? 1:14:33.280 --> 1:14:33.679 Exactly? 1:14:34.640 --> 1:14:37.200 He goes and in the culture, in a Native American culture, 1:14:37.280 --> 1:14:40.880 the turtle, it's hard out of its shell. The shell 1:14:41.040 --> 1:14:42.440 is there to protect. 1:14:42.680 --> 1:14:48.120 Turtle wearing a Native America. We got to see the 1:14:48.200 --> 1:14:59.000 rest of that tattoo. If it's not furious, we have 1:14:59.200 --> 1:14:59.920 to see the rest of that. 1:15:00.000 --> 1:15:00.320 I can't. 1:15:00.400 --> 1:15:05.120 He's better be on the magic week. 1:15:05.439 --> 1:15:06.040 I got out. 1:15:06.160 --> 1:15:09.599 Wait for the magic Mike get so then so then 1:15:09.760 --> 1:15:13.160 the turtle, the turtle, the shell to protect. I know 1:15:13.320 --> 1:15:16.519 when to withdraw. It'll be so. I got divorced nine 1:15:16.600 --> 1:15:20.200 years ago in November. I was blindsided. I was I 1:15:20.479 --> 1:15:25.200 am a husband and a father. Well, she wasn't happy. 1:15:25.479 --> 1:15:26.320 She woke them up. 1:15:26.600 --> 1:15:30.200 I'm packing. I started crying today. The last time I 1:15:30.400 --> 1:15:33.559 packed was when my wife woke me up. He started, 1:15:35.479 --> 1:15:36.040 He's never. 1:15:36.000 --> 1:15:39.280 On a trip, He's never gone anywhere. Factly fifteen years. 1:15:39.520 --> 1:15:43.160 In the last ten days, I literally have not stopped packing. 1:15:43.200 --> 1:15:44.840 Yeah, the suitcase really triggers me. 1:15:47.160 --> 1:15:51.639 That he's unzipping the suitcase. He started crying. He feels 1:15:51.720 --> 1:15:54.160 like he's not enough. He was worried he wasn't going 1:15:54.240 --> 1:15:56.519 to be enough. I'm not going to be enough, And 1:15:56.640 --> 1:15:58.920 I wrote down this dude needs to become a champion. 1:15:59.520 --> 1:16:01.360 I want one of those. I want what you got, 1:16:01.760 --> 1:16:05.439 give it to me. Meanwhile, he's like and so then 1:16:05.479 --> 1:16:09.439 they start kissing a couple of times, and she liked it. 1:16:09.640 --> 1:16:12.439 She was horny for it. She's like, Wow, that really 1:16:12.479 --> 1:16:15.760 stuck with you. There's you've had a couple of bad 1:16:15.880 --> 1:16:17.840 things happen and they've really affected you. 1:16:19.000 --> 1:16:20.120 Your wife waking him up. 1:16:22.280 --> 1:16:26.080 You're good enough, You've you've you're good enough. You deserve 1:16:26.200 --> 1:16:29.519 to be here. You know you you I chose you. 1:16:29.680 --> 1:16:33.000 You've won again after today, just know. But it was 1:16:33.080 --> 1:16:37.160 just like, if somebody's this damaged from things, just telling 1:16:37.200 --> 1:16:39.479 them isn't gonna He's always gonna fill that way unless 1:16:39.520 --> 1:16:40.720 you do some like major. 1:16:40.520 --> 1:16:43.120 Telling him once like hey, you should get over that. 1:16:43.560 --> 1:16:44.920 He's like like, oh, you're right and now. 1:16:45.560 --> 1:16:47.200 But it worked with Guy and Charles. 1:16:49.840 --> 1:16:51.479 Charles can say he's over it all day. He's not 1:16:51.520 --> 1:16:53.800 even close to being over He even talked about the 1:16:53.880 --> 1:16:54.320 end of the show. 1:16:54.479 --> 1:16:55.479 Guys at the frame store. 1:16:55.640 --> 1:16:57.439 He was literally at the frame store getting frames. 1:16:58.520 --> 1:17:02.800 He's not he's over. So then so then she gave 1:17:02.920 --> 1:17:06.320 him the rose, and so then she gave him a 1:17:06.479 --> 1:17:08.840 tight mouthed kit. She didn't want to friendshim like she 1:17:08.920 --> 1:17:12.519 did Pascal. She was horning her for Pascal. So then 1:17:12.560 --> 1:17:14.600 he was like, I wanted to hold you, and she 1:17:14.720 --> 1:17:17.320 held her in the field, was like yeah. 1:17:18.880 --> 1:17:21.160 And then then she saw hawk and it was over. 1:17:21.520 --> 1:17:24.960 Yeah the hawk. She's like, he was so open. I 1:17:25.000 --> 1:17:29.280 would love to see a golden eagle. He says. She's like, oh, 1:17:29.439 --> 1:17:31.519 I saw a lot of hawks, and she's like, hawk, 1:17:32.120 --> 1:17:35.200 did somebody say hawk? I had a feeling when I 1:17:35.400 --> 1:17:37.800 when I when the day we buried John, I saw 1:17:37.840 --> 1:17:40.280 a lot of hawks. I'm on a date with a John. 1:17:40.360 --> 1:17:43.280 There's a hawk. John's here. I can't do this. My 1:17:43.439 --> 1:17:45.600 mom's sick, spiraling, I know. 1:17:45.760 --> 1:17:47.640 And then he's like, hey, Joe, you're doing all right? 1:17:50.000 --> 1:17:51.560 You heard her in your mind like that. 1:17:55.760 --> 1:18:01.240 I've been. I've been, Joe, I fully been doing it. Yeah, 1:18:01.520 --> 1:18:02.800 h yeah, totally fine. 1:18:02.920 --> 1:18:03.679 I was so cool. 1:18:04.240 --> 1:18:07.800 I'm having big feelings. My mom's sick. I keep thinking 1:18:07.840 --> 1:18:11.560 about John. I'm emotional. I feel like I've been pushing myself. 1:18:12.000 --> 1:18:16.160 I should be telling people. It's like, okay, fine. So 1:18:16.240 --> 1:18:19.040 then she gets back she's like, I'm gonna go tell 1:18:19.280 --> 1:18:26.400 all the guys in the mansion. The mansion men so 1:18:26.479 --> 1:18:30.960 then she goes like, hey, guys, listen, I uhna, let 1:18:31.000 --> 1:18:33.400 me just pound some wine before I tell you something. 1:18:33.400 --> 1:18:37.160 I'm gonna take a sip of the wine. So i 1:18:37.400 --> 1:18:41.439 want to take care of all of you. But I've 1:18:41.560 --> 1:18:45.160 not been open. I'm committing to being vulnerable person that 1:18:45.320 --> 1:18:47.040 I need to be, because this is what you're gonna 1:18:47.040 --> 1:18:51.800 be getting. I have been Being strong is exhausting, and 1:18:51.920 --> 1:18:55.120 I'm tired, and I miss my family and my mam 1:18:55.240 --> 1:18:55.519 is sick. 1:18:55.760 --> 1:18:57.000 Did you not feel like this is very? 1:18:57.120 --> 1:18:57.160 Like? 1:18:57.240 --> 1:18:59.559 She's like, I'm so darting about all you guys as 1:18:59.680 --> 1:19:00.679 fuck trauma. 1:19:00.760 --> 1:19:04.479 Yeah, exactly, Charles, exactly. I've heard I've held space for 1:19:04.880 --> 1:19:09.000 years and all of your dead wives. Okay, shock, Charles, 1:19:09.000 --> 1:19:09.800 I'm talking to you. 1:19:10.439 --> 1:19:18.080 Yes, I listened to all your trauma bullshitad you guys. 1:19:18.439 --> 1:19:22.599 Also, who are her fucking her husband died eight years ago? 1:19:23.040 --> 1:19:26.040 Who is saying to her? Are you one hundred ready? 1:19:26.840 --> 1:19:29.200 I mean? How long does she have to wait? 1:19:29.479 --> 1:19:29.519 Like? 1:19:30.640 --> 1:19:34.280 Why who are these saboteurs? Like like fucking leave her alone? 1:19:34.760 --> 1:19:37.120 How when is the appropriate amount of time you can't 1:19:37.200 --> 1:19:37.679 date again? 1:19:37.840 --> 1:19:37.880 Like? 1:19:37.960 --> 1:19:39.120 What the fuck I mean? 1:19:39.360 --> 1:19:42.360 Wasn't Jerry Gary whatever his name is from last season 1:19:42.479 --> 1:19:44.040 dating like immediately. 1:19:43.560 --> 1:19:45.920 After his wife died, everybody does accord. 1:19:50.280 --> 1:19:54.960 She was falling to the ground. That's his wife wasn't 1:19:54.960 --> 1:19:59.080 even dead. She was falling and I thought she will 1:19:59.439 --> 1:20:04.080 die fall. Oh listen, she's going down. 1:20:06.760 --> 1:20:08.880 That's what into my lakehouse? 1:20:09.040 --> 1:20:09.240 Yeah? 1:20:09.400 --> 1:20:11.639 Yeah, do you have a jet Skins? Got a jet ski? 1:20:14.320 --> 1:20:17.880 I'm a lake rat. Now are you one hundred percent ready? 1:20:17.960 --> 1:20:20.280 Who's ever one hundred percent ready for anything? 1:20:20.479 --> 1:20:21.200 Nobody? 1:20:21.400 --> 1:20:23.760 I am ready for jet ski? Ready to have love 1:20:23.800 --> 1:20:26.680 in your life. I'm not sure I'll ever be one 1:20:26.800 --> 1:20:31.080 hundred percent. Maybe eighty percent, ninety percent. I may always 1:20:31.160 --> 1:20:33.200 have a piece of John in my heart. You deserve 1:20:33.280 --> 1:20:35.679 to know that. You deserve to know what you're getting 1:20:36.200 --> 1:20:39.360 in me too. Mark's like, I get it. 1:20:39.800 --> 1:20:40.280 I get it. 1:20:40.439 --> 1:20:42.920 My wife died. She has a portion of my heart. 1:20:43.439 --> 1:20:45.479 Chuck is Chalk is like, hey, can I talk to 1:20:45.479 --> 1:20:48.960 you for sick? Can I sleep for sick? And he's 1:20:49.320 --> 1:20:51.880 He's like, look, I get it. My mom is sick too. 1:20:53.400 --> 1:20:56.080 She's got some days are great, some days are terrible. 1:20:56.280 --> 1:21:00.280 You deserve to know that. We should And then he's like, 1:21:00.720 --> 1:21:03.960 we should want to celebrate. So then she likes Chalk 1:21:04.040 --> 1:21:06.439 She's like, yeah, Chalk's a fixer, just like John was 1:21:06.479 --> 1:21:09.120 a fixer. Chalk's leaving next week. No one. 1:21:09.200 --> 1:21:10.800 Chalk was fighting with like what was it? C three 1:21:10.880 --> 1:21:11.080 p O. 1:21:11.800 --> 1:21:13.639 That's right, he did fight. 1:21:13.880 --> 1:21:16.920 She's my that's my girl. He can relax. 1:21:18.240 --> 1:21:21.840 His name is chalk, I mean, but not chalk like 1:21:21.880 --> 1:21:23.280 you draw like chalk flw nuts. 1:21:23.439 --> 1:21:26.960 Yeah, he's choking noodle suit chalk. He's a choking noodle soup. 1:21:27.160 --> 1:21:29.280 But my favorite thing about her could be confessional. It 1:21:29.400 --> 1:21:31.960 was very sweet. I'm glad she did it. Everyone wanted 1:21:32.000 --> 1:21:33.639 to be the first guy be like, that's cool, Joan. 1:21:33.720 --> 1:21:36.240 I really appreciate Joan. That's amazing. Thank you. Joe thinks 1:21:36.280 --> 1:21:38.560 everyone had to chime in with a thank you and like, 1:21:38.600 --> 1:21:40.679 I'm so glad you did that, as if she's keeping 1:21:40.760 --> 1:21:43.240 mental notes, like he didn't say it. He's going home. 1:21:43.320 --> 1:21:44.720 He didn't say thank you. He didn't say thank you. 1:21:44.960 --> 1:21:45.160 Yes. 1:21:45.680 --> 1:21:49.120 Meanwhile, Gary pulls her aside with his new frame. Oh yeah, 1:21:49.240 --> 1:21:53.400 he wrote the prayer for Joan about Mary, A prayer 1:21:53.439 --> 1:21:55.960 for Mary. It actually Now, I didn't grow up with 1:21:56.000 --> 1:21:59.479 any religion or anything, and it was very religious it 1:21:59.560 --> 1:22:01.360 maybe I thought it was so sweet. 1:22:01.400 --> 1:22:03.439 She said. She was like it worked. She's better. 1:22:03.760 --> 1:22:09.240 Yeah, my prayer worked. Yeah, if you frame the prayer, 1:22:09.400 --> 1:22:12.479 that's all. It was so sweet, way more embarrassing than 1:22:12.560 --> 1:22:15.439 being in the song. He made such a big stink 1:22:15.439 --> 1:22:16.519 how he didn't want to be in the song. 1:22:16.760 --> 1:22:18.559 Yeah, because he's like, I don't have time. I gotta 1:22:18.600 --> 1:22:18.960 go frame it. 1:22:20.479 --> 1:22:22.120 I got great a prayer and frame it. 1:22:22.400 --> 1:22:27.000 So these Gary starts crying. I believe in the power 1:22:27.080 --> 1:22:33.240 of prayer, and the mom is better today. Meanwhile, work, Charles. 1:22:33.479 --> 1:22:33.840 Here we go. 1:22:34.040 --> 1:22:37.000 Charles pulls her aside. Here comes another. 1:22:36.800 --> 1:22:38.599 Frame, frame eighty six. 1:22:38.800 --> 1:22:42.160 He's a frame photo of his wife and uh, and 1:22:42.280 --> 1:22:46.880 he's like, you know, you want to know when you're 1:22:47.000 --> 1:22:50.000 ready to move on. I'm I've moved on. I had 1:22:50.040 --> 1:22:53.320 a big chat with with guy earlier. And when you 1:22:53.439 --> 1:22:55.920 are ready, Charles will be ahead of you. And when 1:22:55.920 --> 1:22:57.400 you're not ready, Charles will be. 1:22:57.520 --> 1:23:00.519 By the fact they refer to himself and the third 1:23:00.600 --> 1:23:03.479 person drives me crazy. Is that like, is that just 1:23:03.640 --> 1:23:06.160 like a language barrier thing? 1:23:06.600 --> 1:23:10.160 But he's just not in charge. He's seen one show. 1:23:10.479 --> 1:23:12.560 Yeah, Charles, he loves Scott. 1:23:14.960 --> 1:23:15.240 Charles. 1:23:15.760 --> 1:23:18.880 His name isn't even Charles. He just likes referring to 1:23:19.000 --> 1:23:21.679 himself as Charles Jones in charge. 1:23:21.880 --> 1:23:25.320 Yeah, Charles is not in charge. Charles will be ahead 1:23:25.479 --> 1:23:27.320 in front of you, Charles will be behind you. 1:23:28.240 --> 1:23:30.080 That doesn't make sense. It doesn't even make sense. 1:23:30.080 --> 1:23:30.200 Now. 1:23:30.360 --> 1:23:32.120 It's one those things that sounds profound, but isn't. 1:23:32.720 --> 1:23:35.080 He's just saying he's so cute. 1:23:35.600 --> 1:23:40.320 He's incredible. To have Charles and Gary and Pascal and 1:23:40.840 --> 1:23:43.880 r I p Jack from the show. I want to 1:23:44.000 --> 1:23:45.920 line up of men. I thought. 1:23:45.960 --> 1:23:47.680 At some point he's going to give her. I know, 1:23:48.160 --> 1:23:49.960 I missed my dead wife. Here is a lock of her. 1:23:51.600 --> 1:23:54.400 There's her left finger, a gift. 1:23:56.760 --> 1:24:01.720 So meanwhile, here comes cute Jesse. He's like, hey, can 1:24:01.800 --> 1:24:03.960 I talk to you for somebody's waiting for you outside 1:24:04.200 --> 1:24:09.639 I wrote go away. I was like, fuck you. Gary, 1:24:09.960 --> 1:24:14.120 even come from I wrote fuck off. And then he 1:24:14.840 --> 1:24:17.880 I was so mad. He's so sunburned. 1:24:18.600 --> 1:24:20.400 To the show's credit, I thought they were going to 1:24:20.439 --> 1:24:21.160 add him to the mix. 1:24:21.640 --> 1:24:24.640 He wanted to be asked, and she didn't give the opening. 1:24:24.439 --> 1:24:26.360 Because she had already friend zoned him by that point. 1:24:26.560 --> 1:24:26.840 She did. 1:24:27.040 --> 1:24:29.720 He wanted He's like, are you producers would just put 1:24:29.800 --> 1:24:30.000 him in? 1:24:30.200 --> 1:24:31.160 Yes, he was. 1:24:31.560 --> 1:24:34.479 He was like, are you a hundred percent sure your 1:24:34.520 --> 1:24:35.160 guy is here? 1:24:35.280 --> 1:24:36.519 Like meaning oh he said that right? 1:24:36.680 --> 1:24:38.720 Yeah, Because I'm like, what does that even mean? Why 1:24:38.760 --> 1:24:41.080 are you sav why are you planning a seat of down? 1:24:41.840 --> 1:24:44.519 Meaning in his mind there might be one ware to add. 1:24:44.720 --> 1:24:46.760 She's like, oh, I'm sure. Like if she wasn't sure, 1:24:46.760 --> 1:24:47.040 it's like. 1:24:47.360 --> 1:24:50.120 I'd like to be in cle like you're the nicest guy. 1:24:50.240 --> 1:24:54.240 He's very so so gross, he's disgusting. 1:24:54.320 --> 1:24:55.200 Yeah, I don't like him. 1:24:55.240 --> 1:24:57.880 I don't like him. And the fact that he why 1:24:58.080 --> 1:24:59.840 say that? Are you one hundred percent sure your guy 1:24:59.920 --> 1:25:02.439 is here? Like how is that being anything but like 1:25:02.520 --> 1:25:03.559 planning a seat of doubt? 1:25:03.560 --> 1:25:03.880 Of course? 1:25:04.720 --> 1:25:06.520 I think he wanted to be asked. 1:25:07.439 --> 1:25:09.879 Have you started collecting Social Security? What are your bank accounts? 1:25:11.120 --> 1:25:14.280 I don't get. I don't So then he's like, how 1:25:14.360 --> 1:25:15.160 are you feeling? 1:25:16.160 --> 1:25:18.280 Like if you were to die with someone who MARRIEDE 1:25:18.280 --> 1:25:18.640 you get a. 1:25:18.680 --> 1:25:19.280 Lot of yes. 1:25:20.080 --> 1:25:24.840 So sunburned, he goes, have you considered the possibility that 1:25:24.960 --> 1:25:26.760 your guy is not here? Why would you say that? 1:25:26.960 --> 1:25:31.120 Week three? Why does that have anything positive? And then 1:25:31.400 --> 1:25:34.080 and then I wrote why ask? And then he's like, 1:25:34.200 --> 1:25:38.160 you have to become completely vulnerable. You you have, you 1:25:38.280 --> 1:25:40.400 have a benefit over me. I'm like, what are you 1:25:40.479 --> 1:25:41.080 talking about. 1:25:41.360 --> 1:25:41.880 I didn't get that. 1:25:42.080 --> 1:25:44.320 It was also like you had every chance in the world. 1:25:44.600 --> 1:25:48.840 You told Leslie call off the stop, that I want 1:25:48.880 --> 1:25:50.719 you in my morning coffee, and then you heard about 1:25:50.760 --> 1:25:52.920 Teresa's job and like four oh one k and then 1:25:52.920 --> 1:25:55.320 the next morning you had every shot. Then you had 1:25:55.439 --> 1:25:58.960 our sweet Faith out with her dead horse and Washington, 1:25:59.120 --> 1:26:03.360 like you had so many great women. You just were 1:26:03.439 --> 1:26:08.759 a cat. I don't like Gary, no, uh, I wrote 1:26:09.000 --> 1:26:09.960 you Gary. 1:26:10.560 --> 1:26:13.080 Or when he made that the Hollywood reporter hit job 1:26:13.120 --> 1:26:14.880 said that he made that woman move out after she 1:26:15.240 --> 1:26:17.840 hurt her foot, wouldn't Yeah, it was like a whole 1:26:17.880 --> 1:26:20.400 weird story about him, like she like hurt her foot 1:26:20.439 --> 1:26:23.000 and he made her packer bags and move out with 1:26:23.160 --> 1:26:25.720 like a crutchew because she gained weight. 1:26:25.800 --> 1:26:27.360 He was game weight. 1:26:28.320 --> 1:26:31.160 And then article hilarious article to do about an old man. 1:26:31.280 --> 1:26:33.400 And then he tried to like put it, he tried 1:26:33.439 --> 1:26:36.479 to insert himself into her narrative, and he goes, I 1:26:36.640 --> 1:26:39.880 will always have a special connection to you, Like no 1:26:39.960 --> 1:26:43.080 one asked, like like like he's basically seeming like I'm 1:26:43.120 --> 1:26:45.680 always going to be here. First I tagged you first. 1:26:45.720 --> 1:26:47.840 Oh you think so? I thought it was funny because 1:26:48.120 --> 1:26:50.120 it felt to me like they didn't really know each 1:26:50.160 --> 1:26:51.720 other that well, because he goes, we'll always have that 1:26:51.840 --> 1:26:54.760 one date we had. She always have those one hour 1:26:54.880 --> 1:26:55.800 that we actually hung out. 1:26:56.120 --> 1:26:57.840 He wanted to be asked bad. 1:26:57.920 --> 1:26:59.840 Of course he did. I'm sure he did. He did 1:27:00.040 --> 1:27:00.679 several reasons. 1:27:01.720 --> 1:27:04.559 And what's fucked up about Gary is when he's talking, 1:27:04.720 --> 1:27:07.080 he seems nice, but now we know that he's not. 1:27:07.720 --> 1:27:09.679 We got paid million dollars for a book deal. Yeah, 1:27:09.920 --> 1:27:11.920 could that fucking book be about. 1:27:13.760 --> 1:27:14.920 If you gained five pounds? 1:27:14.960 --> 1:27:15.120 Either? 1:27:15.160 --> 1:27:16.599 Are weigh those ladies every day? 1:27:18.040 --> 1:27:23.200 No fat chicks? That's what that chapter is called. What 1:27:23.360 --> 1:27:24.920 I was living this woman? You heard of foot You 1:27:24.960 --> 1:27:28.760 had to eat eat eat not in my house. There's 1:27:28.840 --> 1:27:31.040 one rule in my house. No fetchis. 1:27:34.840 --> 1:27:35.040 One. 1:27:36.840 --> 1:27:37.840 Who would buy that bus? 1:27:37.920 --> 1:27:39.120 I don't know. I just read that. 1:27:39.240 --> 1:27:41.080 I was like, why don. 1:27:44.160 --> 1:27:45.120 Yeh, Don gets it? 1:27:45.280 --> 1:27:50.840 Don gets it. Don's cool? So then so then Gary, 1:27:51.240 --> 1:27:53.320 so he tries, so She's like, get out of here. Gary. 1:27:53.960 --> 1:27:58.720 So then we go back and Kim and guys saying the. 1:27:58.760 --> 1:28:03.600 Mansions was it wasn't it wasn't so bad? That the 1:28:03.640 --> 1:28:05.360 two of them saying it. It was at the quick 1:28:05.479 --> 1:28:07.639 panover and there's like the other twelve guys just watching. 1:28:09.240 --> 1:28:11.479 If you could have been in it. They're sitting three 1:28:11.520 --> 1:28:14.280 feet away. Just get in with them. They're like, now 1:28:14.560 --> 1:28:16.280 we're too cool to get in. It was a watch 1:28:16.400 --> 1:28:18.519 in jealousy as they sing for her. 1:28:18.680 --> 1:28:23.280 Yes and she cut no. She gave the last rose 1:28:23.400 --> 1:28:26.559 to Mark. I think she likes him, but I'm worried 1:28:26.600 --> 1:28:28.719 that she's not going to give Mark like I feel 1:28:28.720 --> 1:28:30.840 like Mark needs to get in there soon. He got 1:28:30.880 --> 1:28:31.559 the last row. 1:28:31.600 --> 1:28:34.400 I like him eventually. I don't think he's that like charming. 1:28:34.479 --> 1:28:36.400 I think he's like kind of a goofy dad, which 1:28:36.479 --> 1:28:38.040 is fun, but not what's's looking for. 1:28:38.520 --> 1:28:40.040 Well see, I don't know. And then she also gave 1:28:40.120 --> 1:28:41.519 Keith like the second to last round. 1:28:41.520 --> 1:28:43.240 I think it's because she likes both of them a lot, 1:28:43.280 --> 1:28:46.400 and it's like the misdirect to make it interesting. She 1:28:46.560 --> 1:28:51.040 cut c K Kim and Greg. 1:28:51.479 --> 1:28:51.719 Yeah. 1:28:52.880 --> 1:28:57.160 Meanwhile, Pascal lost his laundry guy because Greg was sad. 1:28:57.360 --> 1:28:59.080 Yeah, and Greg was really flexible. 1:28:59.479 --> 1:29:04.559 Yeah, he was really limber. And then when when Kim 1:29:04.680 --> 1:29:07.920 goes outside, guy comes outside to give him a hug 1:29:08.040 --> 1:29:12.519 and seeing one one final round of Mansion Men, and 1:29:12.640 --> 1:29:16.120 then we see next week the Magic Mike episode and 1:29:16.240 --> 1:29:21.839 Gary ripping it off, and I can't wait. 1:29:22.040 --> 1:29:24.240 A lot of shots of Caitlin the bats. 1:29:24.360 --> 1:29:26.880 I can't be like, yes, La, that's her being shocked. 1:29:27.280 --> 1:29:29.520 How you shocked about these dad bock. 1:29:30.600 --> 1:29:33.200 Yeah, she was like, oh the fact that you, hey, 1:29:33.280 --> 1:29:35.560 you made these men strip and now they're stripping and 1:29:35.560 --> 1:29:36.040 you're shocked. 1:29:36.160 --> 1:29:40.080 Yeah, exactly, they're like sixty five or seventy you're making 1:29:40.160 --> 1:29:42.679 them strip. You're a former dancer. 1:29:43.040 --> 1:29:49.280 Yeah, they're Dad's don't be that shocked. Gone, And then 1:29:49.479 --> 1:29:51.800 no one's going to do a flip, and then no 1:29:51.880 --> 1:29:52.760 one's that fat. 1:29:53.720 --> 1:29:55.120 The one person who could do a flip would have 1:29:55.160 --> 1:29:57.280 been c K and they cut him, yeah, or Greg 1:29:58.360 --> 1:30:00.559 because remember c K showed up and he tended to be. 1:30:00.600 --> 1:30:04.280 In with the then and then a one arm push off. 1:30:04.400 --> 1:30:06.840 It's like such a silly move. It's like okay, And. 1:30:06.880 --> 1:30:08.639 Then Chalk leaves next week. 1:30:09.120 --> 1:30:11.160 I think it's a mom eliminate. 1:30:11.840 --> 1:30:15.040 I think it's of his mom. I really thought Chalk 1:30:15.200 --> 1:30:17.280 was in the running to be top three. 1:30:19.120 --> 1:30:21.680 Maybe he doesn't leave, Maybe it's a misdirect. Maybe They're like, 1:30:21.760 --> 1:30:23.559 he's says I'm going to leave, and then they commits 1:30:23.600 --> 1:30:23.960 him to stay. 1:30:24.640 --> 1:30:29.519 That could be it. Okay, So why don't we take 1:30:29.560 --> 1:30:31.200 a quick break and we're going to come back and 1:30:31.280 --> 1:30:32.880 I want you to tell me who you think the 1:30:32.960 --> 1:30:36.280 top three are in order, and who the next bachelor is, 1:30:36.560 --> 1:30:38.080 and then we're going to pick a post of the. 1:30:38.120 --> 1:30:51.080 Week, oh, bone Zone for the bone Zone. 1:30:57.400 --> 1:31:03.320 And we're back. Are you guys? Top three in order? 1:31:03.680 --> 1:31:07.879 Doctor Banana? You're gonna go first, three, two, one, next Bachelor? 1:31:07.960 --> 1:31:08.240 Okay? 1:31:08.560 --> 1:31:10.599 Wait? Three is like the final pick. 1:31:10.880 --> 1:31:14.960 No, no, it comes in third, comes in third, Okay. 1:31:15.120 --> 1:31:17.760 I'm want to say, okay, if Chalk may leave, I'm 1:31:17.760 --> 1:31:21.519 going to say Mark third, okay, because I think they 1:31:21.560 --> 1:31:24.120 want him for the Bachelor. I agree, And then I'm 1:31:24.120 --> 1:31:26.960 gonna say, o, God, without Chock, who could be? 1:31:27.200 --> 1:31:29.120 I know Chalk felt like Keith. 1:31:30.040 --> 1:31:33.479 I think almost Keith might win. I think he's keeping him. 1:31:33.880 --> 1:31:36.120 Jonathan, do you think Pascal? Jathan? 1:31:36.280 --> 1:31:40.840 Jonathan? You know, I'm okay, I'm gonna say Mark, Jonathan. 1:31:40.880 --> 1:31:44.320 Keith okay, and then and then Mark bachelor okay, And 1:31:44.439 --> 1:31:46.639 then do you know who's gonna be our fourth hometown? Pascal? 1:31:48.200 --> 1:31:51.080 No, I don't think Pascal gets that farming. But who else? 1:31:51.120 --> 1:31:53.120 Could it be? Jordan? Oh? 1:31:53.760 --> 1:31:53.880 Oh? 1:31:53.960 --> 1:31:54.000 No? 1:31:54.280 --> 1:31:54.479 Guy? 1:31:54.680 --> 1:31:54.960 Maybe? 1:31:55.080 --> 1:31:55.720 I think Guy too? 1:31:55.880 --> 1:31:56.080 Yeah? 1:31:56.800 --> 1:31:58.080 Right, yeah, she's horny for Guy. 1:31:58.800 --> 1:32:03.240 Okay, I think Hometown's going to be Jonathan, Guy, Keith, 1:32:04.800 --> 1:32:05.320 maybe Mark? 1:32:05.479 --> 1:32:10.879 Okay, and then so in order three two one, I'm still. 1:32:10.680 --> 1:32:12.160 Thinking Pascal is gonna make it to the end, but 1:32:12.200 --> 1:32:15.240 I don't know. I think three two one, I think 1:32:15.240 --> 1:32:19.920 it's gonna be Pascal, Mark, Jonathan. 1:32:20.320 --> 1:32:21.320 You think John's gonna win? 1:32:21.720 --> 1:32:22.040 Gonna win? 1:32:22.120 --> 1:32:23.680 And who do you think the next Bachelor is going 1:32:23.760 --> 1:32:24.519 to be? I don't know. 1:32:24.880 --> 1:32:25.759 Pascal be funny. 1:32:26.280 --> 1:32:27.800 I think Mark is gonna I think they want to 1:32:28.439 --> 1:32:32.559 sweet because they want because they wanted Kelsey's dad Kelse. Okay, 1:32:32.600 --> 1:32:33.280 I'm going to go through. 1:32:33.360 --> 1:32:35.120 I would watch a season with Pascal is up. 1:32:35.160 --> 1:32:35.360 Okay. 1:32:35.360 --> 1:32:38.559 Do you think Pascal like such a caddy bachelor? 1:32:38.680 --> 1:32:41.120 Do you think he'd be such a like women? I 1:32:41.280 --> 1:32:43.160 only let one woman drive because I. 1:32:43.280 --> 1:32:46.280 Had to fantasy sweet with all of you? 1:32:50.280 --> 1:32:52.320 Okay, Okay, So what is your Who do you think 1:32:52.360 --> 1:32:54.640 is number four for fantasy or for hometown? Do you 1:32:54.680 --> 1:32:55.639 think it will be Pascal? 1:32:57.000 --> 1:32:59.560 Maybe Jordan? Actually, it does seem like they have a 1:33:00.560 --> 1:33:01.479 okay thing going on. 1:33:01.720 --> 1:33:03.800 I'm going to say four three, two one, I'm gonna 1:33:03.800 --> 1:33:06.240 go Pascal. I want to see his apartment. 1:33:08.120 --> 1:33:09.360 They'll rent one for Yeah. 1:33:09.360 --> 1:33:19.240 Number four will be Pascal, number three will be I 1:33:19.320 --> 1:33:21.599 think you're right. I think you're right. I think number 1:33:21.600 --> 1:33:23.919 three will be Mark and then he'll be the Bachelor. 1:33:24.640 --> 1:33:31.280 I think number two will be Jonathan, and I think 1:33:31.400 --> 1:33:34.000 number one will be Keith. I think first impression Rose 1:33:34.040 --> 1:33:34.479 will take it. 1:33:35.240 --> 1:33:38.240 I's gonna win, huh, I do wow? 1:33:38.520 --> 1:33:40.880 Yeah, I think he's a slow burn. But also, has 1:33:40.920 --> 1:33:42.719 Pascal said anything about his ex wife? 1:33:43.439 --> 1:33:44.280 Has he been married? 1:33:44.479 --> 1:33:47.080 He had a kid? Do a little like dad, I'm 1:33:47.120 --> 1:33:48.080 not going to have a party. 1:33:48.920 --> 1:33:53.920 Oh yeah, I was worried about so we saw his 1:33:54.080 --> 1:33:56.599 apartment there with the kid. We should really we should 1:33:56.720 --> 1:33:59.479 look with the what happened to I need to find 1:33:59.520 --> 1:34:00.280 out I need look. 1:34:01.439 --> 1:34:07.599 We need to also find life insurance policy. 1:34:07.880 --> 1:34:12.559 Okay, all right, will you help us pick a post 1:34:12.600 --> 1:34:16.280 of the week which gets a sleep Crown pillow and 1:34:16.600 --> 1:34:18.280 you can get your own sleep Crown at sleep crown 1:34:18.479 --> 1:34:22.200 dot com. Backslash w y a t R code, pickleball, 1:34:22.439 --> 1:34:29.439 all one word. I've been traveling with it. It's the best. 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Erica at Erica thirty five viewer. 1:35:16.800 --> 1:35:19.439 In six months, Charles will receive a bill from guy's 1:35:19.520 --> 1:35:21.680 practice for this medical advice. And you sure as hell 1:35:21.760 --> 1:35:30.439 know he's out of network. Erica at Arica, Wayne Newton 1:35:30.479 --> 1:35:32.960 and Neil Lane either have the same plastic surgeon or 1:35:33.040 --> 1:35:37.200 made the same deal with the devil. Okay, and then 1:35:37.320 --> 1:35:42.480 we have uh, this is from Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker. 1:35:42.760 --> 1:35:45.639 We got to get some more golden leads having mister, 1:35:46.120 --> 1:35:48.200 I'm not in this marriage for a long time. I'm 1:35:48.280 --> 1:35:54.519 here for a good time giving advice. Was mad wair. Okay, 1:35:54.920 --> 1:35:58.000 this is from Erica. At Erica. She she did too, 1:35:58.200 --> 1:36:02.599 she replied to herself. Initially I thought the horse date 1:36:02.640 --> 1:36:05.559 would be the worst part of this episode. Captain Kim, 1:36:05.760 --> 1:36:10.000 hold my beer. Correction, Gary, hold my keg. 1:36:13.120 --> 1:36:13.599 That's real. 1:36:16.400 --> 1:36:21.040 Okay. And here's one from Mitchell Bonahan. Stop trying to 1:36:21.120 --> 1:36:24.960 make mansion men happen. It's not gonna happen. Mansion men 1:36:25.080 --> 1:36:27.719 more like Manson men with the way Kim was killing 1:36:27.760 --> 1:36:34.519 the vie. Okay. And here's the final one from Mitchell Bonahan. Joan, 1:36:35.000 --> 1:36:38.280 the merging of the lives is hard. Gary, tell me 1:36:38.520 --> 1:36:39.120 aboot it? 1:36:39.280 --> 1:36:39.599 Oops? 1:36:39.680 --> 1:36:43.520 Did I say oat it? I must have delicious, nutritious 1:36:43.600 --> 1:36:44.280 quicker oats. 1:36:44.800 --> 1:36:45.000 Right? 1:36:48.840 --> 1:36:49.880 What are top two? 1:36:49.960 --> 1:36:51.840 I kind of like, I like this a bunch of 1:36:51.880 --> 1:36:52.280 in my life. 1:36:52.320 --> 1:36:54.800 I like Manson man, I like hold my beer. 1:36:55.880 --> 1:36:56.120 I like. 1:36:57.760 --> 1:37:00.559 I was good. I'm not here for a long time time. Okay, 1:37:01.240 --> 1:37:01.400 like that? 1:37:01.840 --> 1:37:02.760 What are your top two? 1:37:02.800 --> 1:37:05.400 I think practice doll practice is definitely up there. 1:37:06.320 --> 1:37:10.400 Dolls okay, okay, okay, right, all right, our top two 1:37:10.840 --> 1:37:14.639 are Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade, Wayne Newton looks 1:37:14.640 --> 1:37:17.320 like a mortician's practice doll came to life and his 1:37:17.439 --> 1:37:23.920 skis so good. And Mitchell Bonahan Mansion Men were like 1:37:24.120 --> 1:37:26.960 Manson Men with Kim was killing. 1:37:26.760 --> 1:37:27.640 The vine. 1:37:29.200 --> 1:37:29.599 So good? 1:37:29.880 --> 1:37:38.120 Okay Manson men or mortician practiced doll. Okay, okay, all right? 1:37:38.240 --> 1:37:38.800 What do you think? 1:37:38.920 --> 1:37:41.920 Don like Wayne Newton? 1:37:42.880 --> 1:37:48.640 Okay, okay, Doctor Banana, I like, all right, Mitchell Bonihan 1:37:48.920 --> 1:37:52.080 at Chill Bean Mons, You're the winner. Mansion Men more 1:37:52.160 --> 1:37:55.400 like Manson the way with Kim was killing the vibe. 1:37:55.760 --> 1:38:00.160 Email us your MAILI address at Rose Podcast at Vanta. 1:38:02.960 --> 1:38:04.120 Just start again, Just Start again. 1:38:04.360 --> 1:38:12.200 Email at Vodka podcast at gmail dot com. 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The best Bachelor Bachelor 1:39:37.200 --> 1:39:39.760 of podcast there is never fails to brighten my day 1:39:39.800 --> 1:39:42.280 and make me laugh. Well, I already did this again, 1:39:42.400 --> 1:39:44.760 so get ready to be mad at me. Please ask 1:39:44.920 --> 1:39:47.760 Arda not to say rip when talking about a contestant, 1:39:47.760 --> 1:39:49.719 though at home you almost give me a heart attack 1:39:49.800 --> 1:39:52.200 during the latest episode. Is too risky With the Golden Cast, 1:39:52.640 --> 1:39:54.479 I'm gonna say it is how I speak, though it's 1:39:54.479 --> 1:39:55.400 how I speak. 1:39:55.200 --> 1:39:57.240 Or ip the entire cast they all die. 1:39:58.760 --> 1:40:03.479 Anyway, guys, here's the thing. You can still get tickets. Okay. 1:40:04.320 --> 1:40:06.680 Charity and Dowton either they're just like off roading and 1:40:06.720 --> 1:40:08.800 they're like, we don't care if we get permission or 1:40:09.120 --> 1:40:13.559 their contract has expired. We tried with Jeremy. They would 1:40:13.720 --> 1:40:14.439 let us much. 1:40:14.479 --> 1:40:15.920 Too many clubbing stories, too. 1:40:15.840 --> 1:40:18.479 Many clubbing stories. We try with Teresa and Ellen, they 1:40:18.520 --> 1:40:21.280 wouldn't let us. But Seth is going to be singing 1:40:21.360 --> 1:40:21.920 Mansion men. 1:40:22.240 --> 1:40:23.440 I'll be singing Manion. 1:40:23.439 --> 1:40:27.599 Kerry Trainer and my brother all the way through verses. 1:40:29.240 --> 1:40:34.080 You didn't get to see some explicit lyrics about Joan 1:40:35.000 --> 1:40:36.240 that we're going to sing at the show. 1:40:37.439 --> 1:40:38.400 We should write something. 1:40:38.720 --> 1:40:40.360 We'll write something something for you. 1:40:40.840 --> 1:40:43.960 We also have Jack Keith Neili's coming, Jordan Carlos Jordan. 1:40:44.240 --> 1:40:46.040 Jordan will be there, and then we also have Charity 1:40:46.120 --> 1:40:49.240 and Dowton and bring your men's I'm going to be 1:40:49.360 --> 1:40:51.679 picking a person to go on a date where that's. 1:40:51.520 --> 1:40:52.360 Going to marry someone. 1:40:52.400 --> 1:40:55.680 I'm gonna marry, get married, and you can wake me 1:40:55.800 --> 1:40:57.760 up in the middle of the night next Saturday night. 1:40:57.840 --> 1:41:00.679 Hey, yeah, so sorry, your tattoo is kind of weird. 1:41:01.479 --> 1:41:02.280 I need a divorce. 1:41:02.520 --> 1:41:06.040 When they say my turtle headdress, They're like, you're not 1:41:06.200 --> 1:41:10.599 Native America. They're like, that is really fucked up. Yeah, yeah, 1:41:10.640 --> 1:41:12.680 bring your mends. We're going to be picking. I'm going 1:41:12.720 --> 1:41:14.760 to go I'm gonna be about So. They need a job. 1:41:14.880 --> 1:41:17.680 They cannot job. They cannot be an aspiring comedian. They 1:41:17.720 --> 1:41:20.920 cannot be have a headshot. They cannot want a podcast, 1:41:21.200 --> 1:41:22.240 they cannot have a script. 1:41:22.439 --> 1:41:24.799 You need a founder. We need tax document. 1:41:24.960 --> 1:41:26.679 Yeah, they could be a founder if they have money. 1:41:26.800 --> 1:41:28.160 They need to have a real job. 1:41:28.280 --> 1:41:29.639 I need proof of what they found. 1:41:29.800 --> 1:41:33.080 Need to make at least six figures a year, at 1:41:33.240 --> 1:41:37.080 least at least at least at least and they can 1:41:37.160 --> 1:41:39.439 be age range thirty two to fifty five. 1:41:41.040 --> 1:41:43.360 Let's come down a little thirty two to forty eight. 1:41:45.600 --> 1:41:46.760 Let's say forty eight a half. 1:41:48.280 --> 1:41:50.360 You're right, You're absolutely right, because the fifty five year 1:41:50.360 --> 1:41:52.280 old I went out with was really a problem. 1:41:52.400 --> 1:41:53.920 Yeah, they're going to say something that we're gonna be like. 1:41:54.320 --> 1:41:57.920 You're right. Thirty two to forty eight, thirty to forty eight, 1:41:59.280 --> 1:41:59.880 thirty two. 1:42:00.360 --> 1:42:04.240 Twenty nine, okay, twenty nine, but acts thirty two. 1:42:07.560 --> 1:42:09.640 He can be twenty eight. But he has to be 1:42:09.800 --> 1:42:12.200 like a Nashville twenty eight, you know what I'm saying, 1:42:12.560 --> 1:42:13.880 not in New York twenty eight. 1:42:13.960 --> 1:42:14.320 He can't. 1:42:14.400 --> 1:42:15.719 He can't have an Xbox. 1:42:15.920 --> 1:42:21.160 Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna look like he's smoked forty packs 1:42:21.200 --> 1:42:22.559 a day for the last ten hours. 1:42:22.800 --> 1:42:22.960 Yeah. 1:42:23.000 --> 1:42:24.720 He has to have like a car, car and a job, 1:42:25.280 --> 1:42:26.720 a car, jet ski in a job. 1:42:27.320 --> 1:42:29.600 Yeah, you get to prove that you own a Well, 1:42:29.680 --> 1:42:31.400 we'll accept wave runners. 1:42:31.120 --> 1:42:37.400 We will accept it. You can get your ticket at 1:42:37.479 --> 1:42:39.000 rosepodcast dot vodcast. 1:42:39.240 --> 1:42:40.200 What time is the show? 1:42:40.320 --> 1:42:41.360 Is it at seven or seven? 1:42:41.960 --> 1:42:43.240 Seven shows at seven thirty? Okay? 1:42:43.720 --> 1:42:46.559 This at the Bellhouse this Friday Saturday night. 1:42:46.680 --> 1:42:49.679 I will say Brooklyn, California at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn, California. 1:42:49.720 --> 1:42:54.600 Can figure it out, Okay, Seth, what would you like 1:42:54.680 --> 1:42:58.479 to promote oh Man so much as I sang. 1:42:58.640 --> 1:43:00.960 I just did the twentieth anniversary of my regular show. 1:43:01.040 --> 1:43:03.400 So the Halloween Show is coming up October twenty second. 1:43:04.600 --> 1:43:06.880 That's fun Tek the musical Underneath to Chelsea Market. If 1:43:06.880 --> 1:43:08.559 you're in New York October twenty second, come on down. 1:43:08.560 --> 1:43:09.120 It's gonna be hot. 1:43:09.479 --> 1:43:12.320 That sounds like there's doctors be there. 1:43:12.360 --> 1:43:15.240 I don't know is dying to get back on the show. 1:43:15.360 --> 1:43:20.599 So we'll see to get say Don, he's Don. Would 1:43:20.640 --> 1:43:23.160 you like to promote Don? What do you want to promote? Don? Don? 1:43:23.320 --> 1:43:26.600 Please listen to Will you accept this Rock? There you go? 1:43:26.760 --> 1:43:27.120 There you go? 1:43:27.600 --> 1:43:28.439 We love Don. 1:43:29.880 --> 1:43:32.400 Okay, we'll be appearing here on this podcast. 1:43:32.800 --> 1:43:34.439 Don Don is flying us to Turkey. 1:43:34.560 --> 1:43:37.360 Next to it, we're all getting new hair. 1:43:37.479 --> 1:43:39.880 We're all getting new hair and going to Turkey. Did 1:43:39.920 --> 1:43:40.519 he get new hair? 1:43:41.560 --> 1:43:43.840 Well, how foolish. The one thing you can do do 1:43:43.920 --> 1:43:45.519 in Turkey is get a whole new hair. 1:43:45.600 --> 1:43:46.360 Do it. 1:43:47.080 --> 1:43:47.720 That's what I wait for. 1:43:47.880 --> 1:43:52.720 Now they're doing some hair transplants. Think God's work out there. 1:43:52.840 --> 1:43:54.840 Even though you can do good jobs in New York, 1:43:54.920 --> 1:43:57.200 the people do it. It's still cheaper to fly to Turkey. 1:43:57.280 --> 1:43:58.040 And they do a good job. 1:43:59.880 --> 1:44:03.320 I want to say full support anybody that wants to 1:44:03.400 --> 1:44:05.760 go get a head of hair. They do good hair work. Now, 1:44:06.120 --> 1:44:09.000 I think it's quite painful, but I believe. But you 1:44:09.120 --> 1:44:10.640 know what, good for you if you need to go 1:44:10.720 --> 1:44:11.960 get hair, do whatever you need to do. 1:44:12.400 --> 1:44:15.400 I said this nice painful as you think, oh nice. 1:44:16.520 --> 1:44:21.000 Looking good whatever, not as painful as you think. 1:44:21.040 --> 1:44:22.559 It looks good if you want to get it done 1:44:22.560 --> 1:44:23.439 in New York, right, you got. 1:44:24.880 --> 1:44:26.439 You want to get anything done, right, you got to 1:44:26.560 --> 1:44:31.439 pay her name, doctor Branana. We're gonna now the person 1:44:31.520 --> 1:44:34.320 I just worked with, she didn't love the Secret Lives 1:44:34.320 --> 1:44:37.759 and Mormon Wives. I'm just telling you. We can decide. 1:44:38.400 --> 1:44:40.320 She thought it was a bummer after an episode. 1:44:41.000 --> 1:44:43.080 Well, yeah, that first episode is a bummer. 1:44:43.240 --> 1:44:44.080 I haven't watched yet. 1:44:44.240 --> 1:44:46.240 Oh but it picks up after that. 1:44:46.439 --> 1:44:46.840 Okay, great. 1:44:46.880 --> 1:44:48.160 Do you just have to watch a Mormon woman get 1:44:48.200 --> 1:44:49.280 arrested and then be like whoa? 1:44:49.600 --> 1:44:49.840 Okay? 1:44:49.840 --> 1:44:51.840 Okay, love with that. Okay, So we're gonna finish out 1:44:51.920 --> 1:44:55.960 below deck mad and then continue I'm a secretizer Mormon wife. 1:44:56.040 --> 1:44:57.760 You just renewed for season two? 1:44:57.960 --> 1:44:58.800 Okay? Is it fun? 1:44:59.400 --> 1:45:02.559 I think it's because it's so truly absurd. Okay. These 1:45:02.600 --> 1:45:05.479 ones are like ew, champagne taste gross, and then they're 1:45:05.479 --> 1:45:08.559 like should we go to that soda shop? Okay, okay, 1:45:09.400 --> 1:45:11.280 but you know what I'm in for it. Okay, I 1:45:11.439 --> 1:45:11.960 love Utah. 1:45:12.920 --> 1:45:16.800 Okay, until next time, come play with a Saturday night. 1:45:17.520 --> 1:45:21.840 I'm really excited. This made me extra excited. I missed you. 1:45:22.240 --> 1:45:22.680 I missed you. 1:45:23.200 --> 1:45:27.960 I like you. I'll like you later until next goodbye. 1:45:29.160 --> 1:45:33.719 Oh yeah, get all tonight. 1:45:34.920 --> 1:45:36.160 It feels so good. 1:45:37.600 --> 1:45:42.040 I just got one little questions finger where you this roll? 1:45:46.479 --> 1:45:59.920 You accept this rule? Listen to your world except this role. 1:46:00.280 --> 1:46:01.599 Listen to your your world? 1:46:06.720 --> 1:46:09.520 Will you accept this? 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