Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this afternoon edition of
Speaker 1: Frank Trentvin Police Squad. I'm Miles Gray and I'm joined
Speaker 1: by today's guest co host, Plumper mcdo Hi.
Speaker 2: It's me Plumper McDow, Hello Internet, good to see you.
Speaker 1: Your rather name I think I've ever fucking come up with,
Speaker 1: but I love it because the bars low y'all the
Speaker 1: bar is fucking low. Yeah. Blake Wexler, good to see you.
Speaker 3: Bro, Bro, it's great to see you too.
Speaker 2: My buddies and I used to play a game where
Speaker 2: it'd be like police, what's your name? And you had
Speaker 2: to like say a name as quickly as possible.
Speaker 1: Oh, helly, please, what's your name?
Speaker 3: And it was always like my my, now remember the.
Speaker 1: Please what's your name? Police? What's your name?
Speaker 2: Cormack von Strussel, terrible name, terrible name. My wife when
Speaker 2: I first did it with her, like she goes Jenny Jenny,
Speaker 2: Like your name's Jennifer Jenny.
Speaker 1: Bro. That's like from Orange County, that scene where Jack
Speaker 1: Black's character Lance is in the administrative building that's on
Speaker 1: fire and Ben stillers the firefighter asking what his name
Speaker 1: is and he's like He's like, what's your name man,
Speaker 1: He's like Joe Joe John Joe Jo your name is
Speaker 1: Joe John Johnson, Joe.
Speaker 3: And Joe Johnson the shooting guard God.
Speaker 1: Well yeah from the nets, dude, mm hmm. He was
Speaker 1: from everywhere one on one one thing called him Solo
Speaker 1: Joe or something with that his nickname in the league
Speaker 1: or something because he bro he'll bust your ass one
Speaker 1: on one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: So he was underrated, like he was like almost like
Speaker 2: a sharief up dur raheemer like everybody who played had
Speaker 2: a lot of respect, but maybe fans didn't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you were a fan of the team Joe
Speaker 1: Johnson played on, you were probably underrating him, exactly myself included. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we're here to tell you what's trending, not about washed
Speaker 1: basketball references. That's what mileson Jack got mad boostis is
Speaker 1: for GE's that there. But the first thing that's trending
Speaker 1: he might have guessed it based on the title. The
Speaker 1: Naked Gun teaser came out last week. I don't know
Speaker 1: how the fuck I missed this because because I love
Speaker 1: those movies, like I just love that was I remember
Speaker 1: as a kid the first genre I could articulate saying
Speaker 1: was my favorite, and they were parody films. Basically, I
Speaker 1: was like, I like parody movies, hot Shots, hot Shots
Speaker 1: part do Okay, those weren't that great, to be honest,
Speaker 1: compared to this shit. But the new Naked Gun teaser
Speaker 1: came out, the one that stars Liam Neeson. It's a
Speaker 1: what is it? Akiva Schaeffer from The Only Land is
Speaker 1: directing it. First thoughts on that teaser mine positive, Mine.
Speaker 2: Very positive, And I was very nervous because I hold
Speaker 2: Naked Gun in high esteem. You know, I'm sure if
Speaker 2: I went back and watched there was probably an incredible
Speaker 2: amount of problematic things in it.
Speaker 1: But no, no, I watched it recently. The race stuff,
Speaker 1: the homophobia, other stuff is fine.
Speaker 3: It's fine, yeah, yeah, okay, good to enough.
Speaker 1: Surprisingly, though I watched it a few months ago, and
Speaker 1: maybe I'm completely memory if it was, but I remember
Speaker 1: being like, oh, it's it's not as bad, but hey, yesh,
Speaker 1: the nineties, y'all.
Speaker 2: That y's where the bar is is as bad as
Speaker 2: you would think it would a but Nisan I was
Speaker 2: a little nervous about, and he can't it seems like
Speaker 2: he might be funny. And then the jokes in the
Speaker 2: trailer are very you know, naked gunny, and I mean
Speaker 2: that in a very positive way. So I laughed. It
Speaker 2: made me laugh twice. You know, I thought it was good.
Speaker 2: What were your thoughts?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that. I love the OJ reference. I
Speaker 1: just you know, I feel like it had that same
Speaker 1: like as if it were the Zuckers behind it. It's
Speaker 1: clear that the writers also respect the source material because
Speaker 1: it had that same tone. So I don't know, we'll see,
Speaker 1: we'll see. Next thing trending Firefest two. Billy McFarland says
Speaker 1: it's happening. We talked about this maybe last month about
Speaker 1: how he was like, it's coming end of May, early June.
Speaker 1: Buckle the fuck up. It's gonna be at Islam Muhtas
Speaker 1: in Mexico. Are you ready? Then the Tourism board of
Speaker 1: Isla Muhetes said, quote, we have no knowledge of this event,
Speaker 1: nor contact with any person or company about it. For us,
Speaker 1: this is an event that does not exist. Pretty clear.
Speaker 1: So we were like, hey, Billy, you fucking scammer allegedly,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you make of this? He's
Speaker 1: now switched it up and said the festival is actually
Speaker 1: gonna be Impliadil Carmen. Guess what the officials of Pliodel
Speaker 1: Carmen have just announced on their website. Quote, in light
Speaker 1: of rumors about an event called fire to we inform
Speaker 1: you that no event with that name will be held
Speaker 1: in Pliodel Carmen after a responsible review. There is no
Speaker 1: registration or planning in the municipality. Uh, Billy, Billy, Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: this Tullem. It's gonna be in Tullem, this event tullamore Do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's going to be sponsored by tullamore Do. And we're
Speaker 1: purposely mispronouncing to Loom, which I hear is also being
Speaker 1: overran by like digital American nomads, because that's the new
Speaker 1: thing out there. But he did say they're like, what
Speaker 1: about artists. He's like, oh, it's me artists. You see
Speaker 1: the website timeline. We're about to be sending out artist
Speaker 1: invitation letters. Bro. The fucking thing is at the end
Speaker 1: of next month. You're now setting out artist invitation letters,
Speaker 1: Which sounds like the most pathetic way of getting rejected
Speaker 1: is you're like, I sent the artist invitation letters.
Speaker 3: You mean you vped Yeah, knowing RSVP to perform.
Speaker 1: You know. The only there's only one public facing figure
Speaker 1: that has said publicly that they will be attending fire
Speaker 1: to you know who. That is Antonio Brown.
Speaker 2: And that guy has his shit together, so you can
Speaker 2: lean on that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I was like, wow, that is
Speaker 1: the worst look of all. All you have is Antonio
Speaker 1: Brown being like, yeah, I'll be there. Oh okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I guess that's fine to have former NFL player Antonio
Speaker 1: Brown is your one guest. But hey, Billy, do your thing.
Speaker 2: It might be a new form of tourism where there's
Speaker 2: like adventure tourism and you know, gastro tourism. I think
Speaker 2: this might be scam tourism where it's like, you know
Speaker 2: you're going to be scammed basically, you know, that's really
Speaker 2: the only way this can happen. So yeah, if it
Speaker 2: does happen at all, it would be the biggest bummer
Speaker 2: if there is nothing and people just sink their money
Speaker 2: into and get not even a bad sandwich.
Speaker 1: I think what you do is plan your vacation to
Speaker 1: be to coincide with Firefest. That way you don't have
Speaker 1: to have the risk of just giving your money away
Speaker 1: to a convicted fucking scammer. Is you you can basically
Speaker 1: be like, hey, while we're there, you know what we
Speaker 1: could do. We could go walk by where the firefest
Speaker 1: is supposed to be and take some pictures and if
Speaker 1: it's popping, which it won't be, we can get some
Speaker 1: pretty good videos for our Instagram stories.
Speaker 2: So yeah, take dinner reservations that you can cancel on
Speaker 2: the one percent chance that this festival happens while you're there.
Speaker 1: I can't wait till you know, inevitably it's going to
Speaker 1: hit something where he's either gonna go whole hog and
Speaker 1: be like insists it's happening and we're going to get
Speaker 1: to see some nightmare scenario play out, or i'd imagine
Speaker 1: because it's not like last time where he like wowed
Speaker 1: people with that Instagram launch video, you're not gonna have
Speaker 1: a lot of takers and like du to low demand
Speaker 1: or unforeseen things that we're gonna have to cancel this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because no, everyone's onto you, because I don't even think
Speaker 1: people ironically want to get scammed, and I would rather
Speaker 1: do the thing we're talking about. I'll go near it
Speaker 1: and be like look at that shit. Okay bye, then
Speaker 1: be like Billy, I gave you five thousand dollars? What
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 3: How did this happen?
Speaker 1: That's called playing yourself? Okay, like Aiden Ross did, which
Speaker 1: you'll hear about in tomorrow's episode.
Speaker 3: You get to hear him read It's great.
Speaker 1: Quick question, do you know what the secret is to
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson's voice?
Speaker 3: Tell me if you if you know, well, this is
Speaker 3: switch switches.
Speaker 1: I mean no. According to a TMZ thing that came
Speaker 1: out and she confirmed today she likes to drink a
Speaker 1: Chinese herb cocktail that has snake sperm in it. So
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a thing. Uh And as
Speaker 1: a podcaster, hook it up? You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: because she says she credits that that helps her vocal cords.
Speaker 1: Is this tonic with the snake sperm? So yeah, if
Speaker 1: you all got some snake sperm, come up off it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep this show going.
Speaker 2: This might be a thing where like you don't know
Speaker 2: how many spiders you eat in a lifetime, Like.
Speaker 3: Who knows how snakes on some off?
Speaker 1: I like that for you, it's actively filating a fucking
Speaker 1: serpent rather than who knows what kind of fucking snake
Speaker 1: sperm got in this wacky dish. I ate cookies, You're like,
Speaker 1: scratch your head. Damn did I suck off of King Kole?
Speaker 3: I acted up? I was acting out last night.
Speaker 2: I don't even knowing, Gobra, how many spiders?
Speaker 1: You wait? So stupid, dud uh. Anyway, It's just it
Speaker 1: was fun to say snake sperm and be kids and
Speaker 1: be like and they drink it for their voice. But
Speaker 1: if that ship, if that ship's banging, let me know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Nick Lache, maybe you should too, man, because dude,
Speaker 1: you you's do you look so washed on? Love is blind? Man?
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't keep saying the snick, but like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, without Vanessa, you are fucking nothing.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: It's like a Madam Tussoude situation with him Murde, this
Speaker 2: like very sad, like wax Man. He is boosted by
Speaker 2: his wife, like.
Speaker 1: Musk, like Elon must playing a video game. You boosted, sir? Yes, bro,
Speaker 1: you should really shouldn't even be here. Just let me, like,
Speaker 1: let Vanessa do the fuck, please let her do her thing. Man,
Speaker 1: It's yeah, he's only looks confused and always does. Somebody's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, am I old? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not that you're old, bro, He's just not interesting
Speaker 1: and you clearly I think you are in nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: eight degrees bro, And that's fine, but you were always
Speaker 1: defined by the women that you were next to. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll come back because damn
Speaker 1: I have more movies to talk about.
Speaker 3: After this, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We talked about the Minecraft movie on yesterday's episode because
Speaker 1: people the kids were turning up so crazy during the
Speaker 1: Minecraft film, like they were throwing their drinks and popcorns
Speaker 1: and shit. Now movie theaters are posting warnings against Minecraft behavior.
Speaker 1: They're saying, screaming and taking part in TikTok trends will
Speaker 1: not be tolerated. Guess what, motherfuckers, you think that's gonna
Speaker 1: stop these fucking kids, think the fuck again. They are
Speaker 1: going to go. I look, I was a shitthead teenager before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I saw a sign like that, I would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a challenge to get me thrown out of here.
Speaker 1: So look, uh, this is this is their Barbie movie
Speaker 1: or some shit, you know what I mean. And the
Speaker 1: kids are gonna kid, although don't throw the shit around
Speaker 1: and make it harder for the people cleaning up the
Speaker 1: fucking theater. That's already a fucking thankless job.
Speaker 3: So that's the way part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the one because i'm how are you
Speaker 1: what's your movie theater etiquette with your post post movie
Speaker 1: theater watching cleanup? Are you one of these fucking pieces
Speaker 1: of shit that just leaves the shit in there?
Speaker 2: You st And I don't do that at stadiums either,
Speaker 2: because stadiums, I think people are more apt to do
Speaker 2: it because it's outside. And it's like, I don't blow
Speaker 2: away or something, you know, but no, I pick up,
Speaker 2: I take away what I bring, or I take away
Speaker 2: what I leave something intelligent, but no, I clean up.
Speaker 3: I also feel bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll drop a few popcorn pieces and I'll
Speaker 2: miss them, you know, so like right, maybe I'll leave
Speaker 2: some popcorn traces, but right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think, yeah, that is true. People do that,
Speaker 1: now that you think about it. The stadium sometimes I
Speaker 1: do leave ship out. I got. Yeah, it's weird how
Speaker 1: different that is, I think because half the time I'm
Speaker 1: leaving before a fucking game ends. Too. You're in a
Speaker 1: ruck man, trust fucking traffic out of this. No, we're gone,
Speaker 1: We're gone.
Speaker 2: And if you're not driving. You might have had a
Speaker 2: few drinks, so like you could miss a few things,
Speaker 2: you know, m yeah, yeah, man an airplane, I leave everything,
Speaker 2: I like, Oh, I am every animal. Yeah, just I
Speaker 2: hold pop pie, I leave underneath the seat.
Speaker 3: I leave the.
Speaker 1: Pop pie on the seat and I sit on it
Speaker 1: and just mush it in there, and then I get
Speaker 1: up pop pile all over my ass and on the seat.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm a fucking wreck. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a did we take a break? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're back actually from that break. Sorry. There's also rumors,
Speaker 1: not rumors, like there's a new I Am Legend two
Speaker 1: coming out with Michael B. Jordan and Will Smith. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: what did you? Did you know? So the whole thing
Speaker 1: is it's based on the alternate ending that was only
Speaker 1: on the DVD where he doesn't blow himself up in
Speaker 1: that lap. I had no idea.
Speaker 3: They're going to bring the dog back. I know, That's
Speaker 3: all I care about.
Speaker 1: Stopped. My boycotted listening to Bob Marley after that because
Speaker 1: he was saying, don't you that that point that is
Speaker 1: kind of hard on you. It's kind of like it's
Speaker 1: cannon on this show. Because I always talk about my
Speaker 1: friend who I had, like the screener when it came out,
Speaker 1: because my mom was getting screeners at the time, and we're, no, bro,
Speaker 1: we got I am legend, come through whatever, we get. Hi,
Speaker 1: I watch it. When that scene happened, he left, He
Speaker 1: got up and left. He was like, Bro, I can't
Speaker 1: watch this, Bro, I don't want to see no dog
Speaker 1: get choked out. He's even if it did turn into
Speaker 1: a zombie, He's like, I'm not for that, and he
Speaker 1: like left, went home and drove home, and we're like, what,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I didn't sorry, didn't know. Didn't know.
Speaker 2: You can't can't joke about or show violence to dogs.
Speaker 2: You just can't get away with it.
Speaker 1: It's it's weird. It's look, we've got weird stuff going
Speaker 1: on in this country where we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, humans, whateverever. Dog?
Speaker 1: Are you fucking trying to give me like nightmares for life?
Speaker 1: But yeah, this film ends where he doesn't die. And
Speaker 1: now there's like another colony, I guess in Vermont or
Speaker 1: some shit, and they get the it's on YouTube. I
Speaker 1: didn't bother watching it. I also didn't have, like I said,
Speaker 1: I had the screener version, so I saw whatever's in
Speaker 1: the theater and didn't think about it again. For them
Speaker 1: to be like, oh yeah, this sequels about a version
Speaker 1: of the movie that doesn't exist in theaters that you
Speaker 1: didn't see. I think it's fucking weird. And also like,
Speaker 1: I don't were we necessarily clam clamoring for another I
Speaker 1: Am Legend too, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think so either. I think that old
Speaker 2: men have related to I Am Legend in a way
Speaker 2: where they just wanted to picture a world where no
Speaker 2: one else was around and it was just them and
Speaker 2: their dog and they can just play golf, you know,
Speaker 2: in like downtown Manhattan or wherever the thing was set place.
Speaker 3: I do think that it is, like I don't know,
Speaker 3: I would watch it.
Speaker 2: I think I would watch I think it was the
Speaker 2: right age when it came out that like I was
Speaker 2: just in full movie mode and it didn't matter if
Speaker 2: the movie was good or bad. It was just like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the movies and not even have
Speaker 2: picked out what movie I wanted to go to, you
Speaker 2: know when I got there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just weird. I just haven't thought about it.
Speaker 1: And then when I read the thing and it's like
Speaker 1: it's actually based on the alternate ending, I was like, what,
Speaker 1: this is too much? But whatever, I guess I'll see.
Speaker 1: What I really wanted is a prequel made with that
Speaker 1: mannequin his friend Fred, who He's like, I want to
Speaker 1: know what the fuck Fred is up to? What is doing?
Speaker 3: How did Fred get there?
Speaker 1: Look a lot a lot of fan theories about that.
Speaker 3: It's Michael B. Jordan and Fred.
Speaker 1: Dude, don't spoiler to make me spoilers anyway. Also Disneylandney
Speaker 1: it was a good story from producer Victor in SFGate.
Speaker 1: There was like sort of like Disneyland drops America's latest
Speaker 1: recession indicator. Have you heard of Club thirty three at Disneyland.
Speaker 1: It's like that very yeah, it's like very like you
Speaker 1: better know somebody to get in here, and it's not easy,
Speaker 1: and if you do, there is like a seven hundred
Speaker 1: year waiting list to get on. Apparently some keen eyed
Speaker 1: Disney fans noticed on their app that there was like
Speaker 1: a new a section added about Club thirty three and
Speaker 1: how you can maybe find out how to get in.
Speaker 1: Before this was not some shit that you could do,
Speaker 1: And people are like Ooh, if you're hitting the red
Speaker 1: button and opening up Club thirty three to like the
Speaker 1: general public, maybe things aren't going so well because I
Speaker 1: mean there's been a lot of reports about how like
Speaker 1: the parks are not as profitable as they were, maybe
Speaker 1: because the prices are so prohibitive you can't even It's
Speaker 1: like catering to an America that doesn't even exist. There
Speaker 1: was a version it's like crazy because people went to
Speaker 1: Disneyland because it was somewhat affordable, and people grew up
Speaker 1: with their families being able to go enough times that they,
Speaker 1: you know, created that culture within a family to be
Speaker 1: like we go to disney World or Disneyland. Now this
Speaker 1: shit is like I went fucking what was it November
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty three. Man, the amount of fucking money
Speaker 1: I spent. I've spent money to get on a fucking
Speaker 1: ride because my baby was so tired. I was like, Bro,
Speaker 1: this is fucking bullshit. None of this makes sense. Everything's
Speaker 1: so expensive, everything's done through an app. It doesn't work.
Speaker 1: So part of me is like, yeah, okay, this makes
Speaker 1: sense because you guys are fucking around, they're opening it up.
Speaker 1: You know what the costs the registration costs they rumored
Speaker 1: to be between thirty thousand and one hundred thousand, and
Speaker 1: then you have like annual dues, so like a country club, yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: the country club for I guess racists, because what Disney
Speaker 1: was such a racist But then that's a regular country club.
Speaker 1: But then there's mystical shit. But then you're in you're
Speaker 1: in the little little New Orleans pass. So yeah, producer
Speaker 1: Victor in the chat fast Pass used to be free. Yep,
Speaker 1: I saw the defunct land video. Now it's an add on.
Speaker 1: And if you want to do the new Star Wars ride, yeah,
Speaker 1: you've paid extra thirty exactly. I paid fucking forty dollars
Speaker 1: or some shit thirty bucks to get on that Star
Speaker 1: Wars Rise of the Resistance ride. And I'm not mad
Speaker 1: because the ride was good, But I am mad because
Speaker 1: why the fuck did I pay for a ticket? If
Speaker 1: I'm paying for ala carte rides, it's fucking predatory. Fuck
Speaker 1: that fuck Club thirty three. If we get in there,
Speaker 1: we should be fucking crashing out in there and making
Speaker 1: it so nobody can go in there.
Speaker 2: I agree you had such a great point of what
Speaker 2: like what America is this for? You know where it's
Speaker 2: priced out most people. Yeah, with how expensive it is,
Speaker 2: and then if you can afford it, you're the type
Speaker 2: of person who probably wants the privileges of You don't
Speaker 2: want to be waiting in lines, you know, like you're
Speaker 2: you're not a You're not a funnel cake guy. Just
Speaker 2: imagine if it's it's nuts. It's like going go for
Speaker 2: the sourdough bread bulls. Yeah, yes, and I make it
Speaker 2: last throughout the day. Yeah, it's really and then I
Speaker 2: sit in it Jesus way back. But yeah, no, it's
Speaker 2: it's rough. I remember I used to work at ABC
Speaker 2: like a while ago, and I would get free.
Speaker 3: I could go for free to.
Speaker 2: Disney and even getting down there was such enough of
Speaker 2: a pain in the ass. I only did it once,
Speaker 2: you know, and I watched the Flyers in a bar.
Speaker 2: It was was pretty complete waste of you.
Speaker 1: Went to Disneyland to watch a Flyers game.
Speaker 2: My girlfriend at the time and her friend went on
Speaker 2: the rides and I met up with them later.
Speaker 1: You like, I don't like this Disney crap. And then
Speaker 1: you're shedding a tear at the bar watching the Flyers.
Speaker 1: Fucking it's I'm a bigger loser. John Leclair's final game,
Speaker 1: they're replaying it.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know the names, you know the names?
Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, bro did no Vegkin score his like record
Speaker 1: breaking goal against the Flyers Island different? I think maybe
Speaker 1: it was it was the Island, Oh, yes, it was,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: It was it was I think Putin's buddy buddy Andrevegkin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's so funny. I remember that guy first
Speaker 1: got into the NHL, Like all the stories about like
Speaker 1: how he brought his mom on all the road trips
Speaker 1: and shit, like it was his mom in a PlayStation
Speaker 1: is what he traveled with.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 1: Now he has FSB handlers that they like didn't.
Speaker 2: Let him drive for a while because he just couldn't
Speaker 2: stop like crashing cars at like three hundred miles per hour.
Speaker 2: And then he was also I believe he so this
Speaker 2: is now the all time goal scorer in the NHL.
Speaker 2: This guy playing Russian Alexander Vetchkin broke when Gretzky a
Speaker 2: Canadian doesn't really matter to say. He is actually a
Speaker 2: huge Putin supporter, Like he is huge, Yeah, he's in
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen, he like led a campaign on like face
Speaker 2: spooke to get Putin quote unquote reelected, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like it was.
Speaker 1: He needs he needs every vote, folks, he needs every
Speaker 1: vote folks. Yep. Yeah, race, Yeah, a real close race,
Speaker 1: that is whatever. We were about to have one of
Speaker 1: those two probably and Steven Siegal is gonna be like
Speaker 1: trumpets every vote, you little fucking bastard's ripal for him.
Speaker 1: But anyway, records were meant to be broken, I guess yes,
Speaker 1: yep they were. And yeah again, and I'm sure records
Speaker 1: for profits were meant to be broken, right if you're
Speaker 1: Disney charging everybody fucking everything for nothing. I think this
Speaker 1: is why you also see a lot of families, like
Speaker 1: I see a lot of videos of people crashing out
Speaker 1: at Disneyland, like fights and shit, because it was the
Speaker 1: same thing. I remember there was this article I was
Speaker 1: reading about how there was a ton of fights like
Speaker 1: ten years ago at Chuck e Cheeses between adults and
Speaker 1: they were saying, it's like high stress of trying to
Speaker 1: provide a memorable time for a child, plus the amount
Speaker 1: that it costs, plus alcohol or whatever things, plus being
Speaker 1: around other parents who are on a fucking tight rope
Speaker 1: can lead to fucking all kinds of conflict. And you
Speaker 1: see all kinds of deos or people just losing it
Speaker 1: at each other at Disneyland or Disney World, like with
Speaker 1: their kids in tow and you're like, oh, fuck like.
Speaker 2: This so it's so bad. Yeah, and I've seen it.
Speaker 2: This is odd comparison, but I've seen it with skiing
Speaker 2: as well, where skiing is like, I mean, the base
Speaker 2: has always been expensive, but like now, like particularly in Colorado,
Speaker 2: it's just so much money to get like a lift ticket,
Speaker 2: and then obviously you got to rent all the equipment.
Speaker 2: And so when there's long lines, people are just at
Speaker 2: war with one another because if some you know, a
Speaker 2: kid like can't get on the chair or whatever, they
Speaker 2: have to like stop the chair. And time literally is
Speaker 2: money there, because you know it's like, oh, with each
Speaker 2: minute that passes of me standing in this line is
Speaker 2: one less financial you know, investment I made in one
Speaker 2: of these like skiing runs. So people when it's crowded,
Speaker 2: it's not just oh I don't like waiting in lines.
Speaker 2: People see the money that they spent on the day
Speaker 2: ticking away in the line, and they're irritable when they
Speaker 2: fight it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian the editor brings a good point. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you see that everywhere. That is true because people
Speaker 1: are getting squeezed and more and more as things become stressful.
Speaker 1: While also it's the kid to mention that I really
Speaker 1: understand now, like being a parent, We're like, bro, you
Speaker 1: want that shit to be so special, and then sometimes
Speaker 1: you might do a little bit something more than you
Speaker 1: had to. All bad. And also they got rid of
Speaker 1: their seating basically at Disneyland, so to keep people like
Speaker 1: buying shit. They're like, we don't want people sitting down.
Speaker 1: It's there's less places to sit and even fucking eat.
Speaker 1: Producer Victor was just there and was just talking about
Speaker 1: this too. I noticed that when I was there too.
Speaker 1: It's all bad, y'all. But we're very good and that's
Speaker 1: going to do it for us today. We will be
Speaker 1: back tomorrow with a brand new episode. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a fucking banjer Banja or a bangor in America or
Speaker 1: bangor if you're in Maine, exactly exactly until then, take
Speaker 1: care of yourselves, take care of each other, be kind
Speaker 1: to yourself, don't do nothing about white supremacy, take care
Speaker 1: of your body, and take care of each other for real. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's how we're gonna make it all right. We'll talk
Speaker 1: to you then. Bye h