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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is Pee Deekins calling from departments. Is

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Speaker 2: this Kelly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Kelly. Hey, Kelly, move in day. Excited

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Speaker 1: to have you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Hey, listen, I'm calling with a little bit

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Speaker 2: of news on your place.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and uh, not a big deal. I just

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Speaker 1: want you to be prepared, okay. Uh, so you're moving

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Speaker 1: in today.

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Speaker 2: I know your appointment to move stuff in is a

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Speaker 2: little later, and it looks like for an undetermined amount

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Speaker 2: of time you are going to have a roommate in

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Speaker 2: your extra room there.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean a roommate?

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Speaker 2: I mean, well, I don't know if you've ever had

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Speaker 2: a roommate before, but roommates usually if you live in

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Speaker 2: a place and then there's someone else that lives there

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, roommate is why are you saying I

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Speaker 1: have a roommate because I bought apartment to not have

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Speaker 1: a roommate. Yeah, so that was the plan.

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Speaker 2: But realized this morning that one of our favorite Kookie

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Speaker 2: characters from the neighborhood has sort of decided to set

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Speaker 2: up shop in your apartment that you're moving into. His

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Speaker 2: name is Johnny and call him Crazy Johnny around here.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're telling me that I have a squatter

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Speaker 1: living in my apartment right now, es saying the apartment

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Speaker 1: I'm moving into today.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I tried to ask him when he was

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Speaker 2: going to be leaving and he said some things in

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Speaker 2: gibberish and spat at me, so I didn't get a

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Speaker 2: chance to really talk to him.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: What are you running at halfway house right now? I'm sorry? Like,

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Speaker 1: why is he in my house? Right You have to.

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Speaker 2: Get him out of it, if you could lower your voice,

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Speaker 2: because I don't want I don't know if Crazy Johnny's listening,

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Speaker 2: and I don't really want to make him upset.

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Speaker 1: But hey, everything is good to go. And you've got

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Speaker 1: to be kidding me right now? Why aren't you calling

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Speaker 1: the police? Oh? Well, we well because we like him.

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Speaker 2: You know, he's a nice guy at times, and you're

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Speaker 2: kidding me.

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Speaker 1: He might be a nice guy to you. This guy

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Speaker 1: is not living in my apartment. I swear to God,

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Speaker 1: you better be out of there before I am there.

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Speaker 1: You haven't heard the best part. I'm sorry, the best part,

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Speaker 1: Like I this is unbelievable. What is going on?

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Speaker 2: We are prepared to offer you ten percent off your

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Speaker 2: first month's rent if you'll just, you know, take in

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Speaker 2: Crazy Johnny for just a little while until we figure

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Speaker 2: out how to get him out of your place.

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Speaker 1: Ten percent off. I would get half that if I

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Speaker 1: had a roommate.

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Speaker 2: You want me to room with a.

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Speaker 1: Guy named Crazy Johnny? Crazy Johnny and the Ferrets? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's Crazy Johnny. What his ferrets?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he has a ferret band. Actually, it's pretty interesting

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Speaker 2: that he's taught up to.

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Speaker 1: What this has got to be. What are you hitting me?

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Speaker 1: It's really kind of cool. He taught one of his

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Speaker 1: ferreits how to play the drums. Actually, I mean, are

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Speaker 1: you what? I don't even understand what's happening right now.

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Speaker 1: I am not moving into an apartment with a guy

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Speaker 1: named Crazy Johnny with a ferret band living in my apartment.

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Speaker 1: I did not sign up for this, and I absolutely

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Speaker 1: am going to be calling the cops on you guys

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Speaker 1: if he is not out right now.

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Speaker 2: To be fair, the Ferret band does have a curfew

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Speaker 2: of ten and Crazy Johnny has never missed it. He

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Speaker 2: always gets him off the drums, at least by nine

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Speaker 2: forty five.

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Speaker 1: This is unbelievable. I swear to God, I am calling.

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Speaker 1: I am calling the cops on you. I can't Kelly

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Speaker 1: and not be legal.

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Speaker 2: Kelly, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing

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Speaker 2: a phone frank on you and your boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Jake set you up.

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Speaker 2: He said, you guys are moving in together and wanted

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Speaker 2: to mess with you on your moving day.

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Speaker 1: I swore to God, I'm gonna kill him. What Okay,

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Speaker 1: well now I have to get back at him. I see.

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Speaker 1: I can't deal with it now, wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubile phone franks