Speaker 1: I'm in a mood right now, fucking go for it
Speaker 1: so I have a time.
Speaker 2: Just go now.
Speaker 1: Don't talk to me during football because I'm a very
Speaker 1: very boring, bossy bitch. But right now I like this.
Speaker 1: Do it off. See what happens off season? Airy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: trashy off season.
Speaker 2: Aaron's on fucking fire right now. Calm Down with Erin
Speaker 2: and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. This is juicy
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Speaker 2: Welcome everybody to the Calm Down pre game post super
Speaker 2: Bowl so we are.
Speaker 1: I had a green one. It was very grouch and
Speaker 1: I wore that shit everywhere. Yeah, I'm weird. I think
Speaker 1: that was the only one I could get my hands on. WHOA.
Speaker 2: I always wanted a pink one, and then I finally
Speaker 2: found one at Lomans. Do you remember Lomans? It was
Speaker 2: like the disc Lomans was the discount store, but for
Speaker 2: like fancy stuff.
Speaker 1: It'd be like you're century twenty one in New York.
Speaker 2: I remember you thought I would have found Willy Wonka
Speaker 2: in the chocolate factory Golden Ticket. When I found that
Speaker 2: juicy gutur set at Loman's. I was like one hundred dollars. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's so expensive, but I have to have.
Speaker 1: It, so welcome.
Speaker 2: Pregame question owns Okay, anonymous ex stalling to sign divorce papers.
Speaker 2: Stop me. If you've heard this before and now he's
Speaker 2: girlfriend is pregnant. WHOA what would you do? Omg okay,
Speaker 2: well my lawyer. My lawyer is gonna call me after
Speaker 2: this episode airs if I say too much? If you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, So why don't you take this
Speaker 2: one and I'll fill it the links I thought.
Speaker 1: I think that's a felony. No, I would call the cops.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to deal with this. This is
Speaker 1: no bueno. I would call Dom from the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 1: That's what I would do. He's a fixer.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Will there be a Pope sit down? We
Speaker 2: got we got a new sheriff in town.
Speaker 1: We got Dom.
Speaker 2: Look, sister, I paid a pretty penny for a divorce lawyer,
Speaker 2: and I would pay it twice. And what do they
Speaker 2: say three times on Sunday? Whatever the expression is, let
Speaker 2: somebody else handle this because this is so not something
Speaker 2: you want to get involved with. Just get that signature
Speaker 2: and run run, run woof and keep us posted, please
Speaker 2: and please.
Speaker 1: Right back, yes and be careful. Okay, hyvo. How long
Speaker 1: does re entry take? We talk a lot about this
Speaker 1: in our big show that's already going to be out.
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I worry for my husband for
Speaker 1: this because I typically say, when I do a vacation
Speaker 1: right after this season, it takes me about three days
Speaker 1: to unwind on the vacation, like I'm still like fucking annoying, anxious,
Speaker 1: like crazy. I need a good three days before the
Speaker 1: vacation starts to chill the fuck out. It's usually like
Speaker 1: right before we're headed home, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: now I finally am unwinded. I don't want to leave,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna bitch the whole fucking time. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know how long this is going
Speaker 1: to take, but I better get going here. Last night,
Speaker 1: it was already like on him about something. He said something,
Speaker 1: and I go, you know what, can't I just have
Speaker 1: a break? I walk in the dog with a savvyon blanc. Bitch,
Speaker 1: sh it, ain't that bad?
Speaker 2: God? The next anonymous question is going to say wife
Speaker 2: won't sign divorce paper. She's a real bitch. Help country
Speaker 2: number twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Hey dad, giveaway Jared God on the headlines. I can
Speaker 1: already see him now or.
Speaker 2: Knock it off. They're busy. I need to also lower
Speaker 2: my boys. I mean, I just oh god, yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't start to Steve. The reason we're laughing is because
Speaker 2: part of the re entry is about how loud Steve is.
Speaker 2: So am I anonymous. I have a hard time making
Speaker 2: friends with other moms at my son's school as a
Speaker 2: lifetime tomboy. Any tips, I need friends all? First of all,
Speaker 2: where are your friends?
Speaker 1: So yeah, we'll be there. I'll I'll sign back up
Speaker 1: because I have a feeling I won't have any friends
Speaker 1: where he goes either. I can't take some of this
Speaker 1: shenanigan and.
Speaker 2: Also fucking fire right now and making notes.
Speaker 1: I also realize a lot of these women are going
Speaker 1: to be younger than me. Gonna be they are younger
Speaker 1: than me. I'm like one hundred and twenty with a
Speaker 1: nineteen month old cute that'll be adorable when he's in college.
Speaker 1: Here's my mom, she's on life support.
Speaker 3: Any who, Oh my god, I don't know this. We're
Speaker 3: gonna do not This worries me a lot about I
Speaker 3: don't know. I need to get Taylor Swift's pop tart
Speaker 3: recipe to get friends.
Speaker 2: By the way, did I send you we Crispy Sweating?
Speaker 2: I've been like edges are so crispy and perfect of
Speaker 2: her pop tarts. No, but the fact that she's making
Speaker 2: this always all roads lead back to Taylor Swip. She's
Speaker 2: on a world tour, selling out Wembley Stadium nineteen nights
Speaker 2: in a row, and she's making pop tarts for christ
Speaker 2: Jong Annie Reads and for the entire Kansas City Chiefs team.
Speaker 2: And all we're doing is covering her boyfriend and acting
Speaker 2: like we can't even walk the dog. You how tired
Speaker 2: we are. We are so tired, we have bed. Did
Speaker 2: you not see that we were on TV five minutes ago?
Speaker 2: You just go fucking deal with this. Okay, deal with
Speaker 2: us in February when it's over. Well, now it's finally over.
Speaker 2: She's making pop tarts during all of that, and we
Speaker 2: can't even I can't clothes off the floor. God, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna help. I'm gonna help our new friend out here. Anonymous. Yes,
Speaker 2: I don't have children, this just in but I think
Speaker 2: the best way for you to look at this is
Speaker 2: that you don't want to be friends with anybody that
Speaker 2: you have to try to sell yourself to, Like you
Speaker 2: don't want to have to go out there and like,
Speaker 2: you know, try to solicit friendships. I think that for you,
Speaker 2: it's probably just stay authentic to who you are, and
Speaker 2: if there's no one that's like minded like you, then
Speaker 2: that's fine. You don't have to be friends with the
Speaker 2: friends of you know, your some school. Go in, maybe
Speaker 2: be a room mom and like help out with the
Speaker 2: other kids, or help with the teacher, or like feel
Speaker 2: like you're participating that way. I'm not sure what the
Speaker 2: room mom does, but it sounds like something that's nice
Speaker 2: and you could maybe do that if your schedule allows.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I would say, like, don't don't feel like
Speaker 2: you have to try to go out of your way
Speaker 2: to sell yourself to somebody, and that you should be
Speaker 2: friends with people who want to be friends with you authentically.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it to my gym classes, Like
Speaker 1: sometimes I feel like I'm off by myself because all
Speaker 1: the moms I like together and I'm just like flown
Speaker 1: in for a minute, you know, but when they talk
Speaker 1: to me, it's like, really cool. Hey, guys, what's up.
Speaker 1: It's so true. I'm like such a loner. I'ms a loner.
Speaker 2: No, that's fine, everything's fine. Mary Linda eleven o two,
Speaker 2: which we got read it? Girl?
Speaker 1: Tell us the flight attendant story from last week. I
Speaker 1: don't remember last week.
Speaker 2: Oh I know, I know Miller Lindall did I? I said,
Speaker 2: Miler Linda? How did it's Miller Linda? So I hope
Speaker 2: this makes Miller light or maybe miller's your last name.
Speaker 2: In my brain's just going to an alcoholic beverage. But
Speaker 2: Miller Linda eleven o two. I'm sorry for the you know,
Speaker 2: brain fart there. The flight attendant story from last week,
Speaker 2: it was probably from a couple of weeks ago. Steve
Speaker 2: re Entry, get in here, Steve. I didn't know that
Speaker 2: he was around the court. Or are you waiting to
Speaker 2: go up the stairs because you don't want to get
Speaker 2: in the shot.
Speaker 1: He's gotten in the shot already.
Speaker 2: Oh you're already upstairs. You're just making noise and Steve
Speaker 2: I'm still working. Okay, this is.
Speaker 1: He's so great.
Speaker 2: The flight attendant story. Oh, so from a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago. I'm headed out to Philadelphia for the NFC Championship.
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: What happened? Okay, so the flight attendant.
Speaker 2: No one loves flight attendants more than Aaron and I.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many yesterday, Oh my god, especially Tammy.
Speaker 2: We love Tammy. Nobody loves flight attendants more than Aaron
Speaker 2: and I. Seriously, we appreciate that they're there for our safety.
Speaker 2: They are not waitresses in the sky. I get it. Okay. However, however,
Speaker 2: if everything is safe on the plane, part of the
Speaker 2: purchase of a first class seat is to remember this,
Speaker 2: get a beverage sometimes before the plane takes off, if
Speaker 2: the time allows, but if nothing else, it's to be
Speaker 2: offered a beverage, Like even when they say, and I've
Speaker 2: spent plenty of time in coach, so I know that
Speaker 2: even when the peasants me back there in coach for
Speaker 2: all the years, doesn't don't get a beverage. The royalty
Speaker 2: in the first class section do because they paid the
Speaker 2: extra money for the seat. No problem. I am totally
Speaker 2: understanding of that. The flight, it's not a long flight,
Speaker 2: it's one of those quick little hour flights whatever, So
Speaker 2: there's not full service. Hey, no problem, I'm in the last.
Speaker 1: You're coming from d C. Yes, you're from DC to Philly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm in the last row of the first class section,
Speaker 2: so I see the delivery to the first three rows. Okay,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking, oh, okay. Then a little time goes
Speaker 2: by and she disappears, and I'm thinking, she's got to
Speaker 2: come back soon. I mean, we're on our descent, Like literally,
Speaker 2: the captain has made the announcement. We are on our descent.
Speaker 2: The feeling and the stomach goes. We're putting things away,
Speaker 2: trade tables are up, laptop is stowed, We're going. We're
Speaker 2: literally we're on.
Speaker 1: Our way down here.
Speaker 2: She wanders back. She's now collecting the cups from the
Speaker 2: first rose, and I'm thinking to myself, I didn't even
Speaker 2: get off her a drink. So she comes over and
Speaker 2: she's looking to see if there's any cups and I go,
Speaker 2: can I get a drink? She goes, no, No, the
Speaker 2: service is over. I go, you never even came back here,
Speaker 2: and she was like, big sigh, What do you want?
Speaker 2: I said, well, I'd like a glass of red wine.
Speaker 2: And then I say to my seat mate, maybe he
Speaker 2: would like something. What would you like, sir, I'll just
Speaker 2: take a water. Thanks, okay, she comes, goes back up,
Speaker 2: She comes back, stands there, gives me the cup, and
Speaker 2: she goes, you've got four minutes. Four minutes. I was like, well,
Speaker 2: first of all, now I'm going to drink this thing
Speaker 2: in fucking thirty seconds. I went like this, She her
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Good time.
Speaker 2: By the way, don't tempt me. Yeah, you don't have
Speaker 2: to challenge me to chug anything. And now, out of spite,
Speaker 2: you don't even have to move, sweetheart, let me just
Speaker 2: chug this for you. I went, goo goo goo? Is
Speaker 2: that Taylor?
Speaker 1: I swift on the.
Speaker 2: Four sea handed it back to her and I said, there,
Speaker 2: that should save you some time.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It's rude. It's rude behavior. And I will applaud, applaud
Speaker 2: all the efforts of any service person. As a former
Speaker 2: service person myself, I've talked about it a million times.
Speaker 2: I've been a waitress, been a hostess, ben a barcher,
Speaker 2: all the things. No, I haven't been a flight attendant,
Speaker 2: and I have a lot of sympathy for all the
Speaker 2: things you guys have to deal with. But there was
Speaker 2: no reason that sex Row four was not allowed to
Speaker 2: have a beverage. So how about forget the four minutes.
Speaker 2: You forgot roe four So now chug it up and
Speaker 2: move it on, sister. I mean, and it was not
Speaker 2: my preferred airline, and I think that is really what
Speaker 2: it comes down to. It wasn't my preferred airline, and
Speaker 2: that's why I only fly Delta.
Speaker 1: I love concierge, Key, I love American. That's where I am.
Speaker 1: I get you. I'm just pledging my allegiance. I know no,
Speaker 1: I know it's neither, but I was neither shout out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, you got four minutes. I'll make this
Speaker 2: real easy for a sweetheart. I'm done in four seconds.
Speaker 2: That should save you. Sometimes. I'm sorry it was rude.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I forgot that. We're just that we're doing
Speaker 2: free games. Pre game's over, okay, Anonymous?
Speaker 1: Am I crazy to get on a nine hour flight
Speaker 1: to go see a guy I met on vak psidenting
Speaker 1: about three times? Well, just make sure on that nine
Speaker 1: hour flight you're getting food and beverage service.
Speaker 2: Oh well, if it's on the airline we were not
Speaker 2: talking about, then she's not going to get it until
Speaker 2: eight hours and thirty minutes into this thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know I'm in a mood right now, fucking
Speaker 1: go for it. So what I have a time?
Speaker 2: Just go now.
Speaker 1: Don't talk to me during football because I'm a very
Speaker 1: very boring, bossy bitch. But right now I like this.
Speaker 1: Do it off. See what happens off? Airy? Yeah, trashy,
Speaker 1: that's not true season.
Speaker 2: Aaron's on fucking fire right now. I seriously sure. I
Speaker 2: love when you say that. It's such a dismissive thing
Speaker 2: to say. Ever, and someone says something to you like, oh,
Speaker 2: what would you like to eat? Sure? Just say sure
Speaker 2: to anything. It's so funny. Sure, Okay, Anonymous? Am I
Speaker 2: crazy to get out a nine hour flight?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But this is my problem. This is where I end up.
Speaker 2: You know you have to pay alimony. I'm just out
Speaker 2: here going sure. Sure, Sure, I would say this if
Speaker 2: you are. I'm with Aaron. You only live once. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: go ahead and do it. But I will say make
Speaker 2: sure that he is paying for that nine hour flight,
Speaker 2: because I'm at the point in my life where I'm
Speaker 2: done paying my way to things, because I too many
Speaker 2: times have tried to be like I'm independent, I can
Speaker 2: pay for myself. No, if this guy wants me to
Speaker 2: come meet him on a vacation that's nine hours away.
Speaker 2: He can pay for the flight, because I don't need
Speaker 2: to look like desperate Betty and get on a flight
Speaker 2: and fly nine hours to meet this guy if he's
Speaker 2: not being able to take it.
Speaker 1: No, that's a good point. I'm proud of you for
Speaker 1: saying that.
Speaker 2: I am right. I'm done with that. So make him
Speaker 2: baith and meet him anywhere on the moon. Okay, Chris O'Neill,
Speaker 2: Ryan hit it. What is your favorite must have Super
Speaker 2: Bowl party food? Well, the pimento cheese and the four seasons,
Speaker 2: so good, fantass.
Speaker 1: Seventy five chicken fingers on Sunday and it wasn't enough.
Speaker 2: I love a seven layer dip. I don't know that's
Speaker 2: a Super Bowl thing, but I love any kind of
Speaker 2: dip thing because then throughout the game, just dip dip, dip,
Speaker 2: dip dip with the boys. When we were watching the
Speaker 2: game at the green room the stadium, a lot of
Speaker 2: there was a lot of chicken fingers, a lot of
Speaker 2: French fries, just any sort of like feel good food.
Speaker 2: But yeah, a dip dip dip is good as well.
Speaker 1: And this is a long anonymous I recently got married,
Speaker 1: and my man of honor completely dropped the ball. She's
Speaker 1: she's been in a bad relationship for two years. A
Speaker 1: month before my wedding, they broke up and she told
Speaker 1: me to remove him from the guest list. Fast forward,
Speaker 1: immediately after the ceremony, she came up to me and
Speaker 1: told me there was a problem and that he showed up.
Speaker 1: I calmly and nicely said I'm sorry, there's no space,
Speaker 1: and walked away. She never apologized or said anything or
Speaker 1: tried to resume our friendship as normal. I finally confronted
Speaker 1: her post honeymoon, and she gave me a half ass apology.
Speaker 1: Since then, we've barely talked and she's still on and
Speaker 1: off with the guy. She reached out again and wants
Speaker 1: to meet up, but I feel like the friendship can't
Speaker 1: continue if she's still with the guy. Hell, first of all,
Speaker 1: how dares she bring this shit to your wedding? Like
Speaker 1: she's not in a good headspace right now, and I
Speaker 1: feel like that's unfair to take it on on your
Speaker 1: biggest day. She needs a little time.
Speaker 2: Out good, she needs some time on the stairs, she
Speaker 2: needs a talking to on the stairs. I would say, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's not a good headspace. Hey, look, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: say this, and to the friends in my life, starting
Speaker 2: with you, we've talked about this. I have been in
Speaker 2: some real places in my life.
Speaker 1: Dark keep shunning.
Speaker 2: I've been in a lot of different places. Okay, where's Waldo.
Speaker 2: Now that I feel like live on the other side
Speaker 2: of this, I can look at this situation from the
Speaker 2: other friend's vantage point and be like, Hey, she's obviously
Speaker 2: really like this guy. She's protecting the guy. She's going
Speaker 2: to make excuses for this guy all the time. And
Speaker 2: what she is going to realize very soon is she's
Speaker 2: going to lose you as a best friend if she
Speaker 2: doesn't realize what's important. Like, I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: think that you need to have an honest conversation with her.
Speaker 2: Because I've said this before and I'll say it again.
Speaker 2: I would have stayed in a very bad relationship so
Speaker 2: much longer if Aaron didn't give me an ultimatum was
Speaker 2: she's like, I can't be friends with you if you're
Speaker 2: with that person. And she was so right, and she
Speaker 2: was the one that gave me the kick in the
Speaker 2: ass that nobody else would because no one wanted to
Speaker 2: say anything to me because they didn't want to upset me.
Speaker 2: So I think the honest conversation is pivotal to your friendship.
Speaker 2: And if she goes that way with him, sorry, then
Speaker 2: it's what it is. But you don't need to be
Speaker 2: This is what Aaron and I we have a model
Speaker 2: with friendship. If it's really hard, it's not a good friendship.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have to work so hard at friendships. So
Speaker 2: keep us posted on this, But remember that she it's
Speaker 2: her own life and the decision she makes. She's gonna
Speaker 2: have to live with those decisions and just be honest
Speaker 2: that you were disappointed and she doesn't receive that, well,
Speaker 2: then maybe she's not the same friend that you thought
Speaker 2: she was. And that's okay too.
Speaker 1: She's gonna come around. She's just in a really bad
Speaker 1: place and unfortunately she's gonna have to go through it
Speaker 1: to figure it out. Like if this is your person,
Speaker 1: she will figure it out, but she may have to
Speaker 1: like go through some shit.
Speaker 2: And keep us posting. Guys, we've got a downtime. You know,
Speaker 2: the season's over. The calm down, commuting Bill Blood the inbox. Okay,
Speaker 2: we might take this show to two days a week.
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