Speaker 1: I had a hair on my tongue. Okay, I hate that, sorry,
Speaker 1: especially when it's not yours. How did it just get
Speaker 1: random hair on you?
Speaker 2: I don't know how you got random hair?
Speaker 1: And why would I want a cold cut machine in here?
Speaker 1: Where did that come from?
Speaker 2: Cause I have to put everyone's requests in for things
Speaker 2: with this new studio, and God, to be honest, you're
Speaker 2: the one asking for the most.
Speaker 1: Stuff, especially called a meat slicer. Okay, but you're the
Speaker 1: one asking for the most stuff. You're talking about? What
Speaker 1: have I asked for?
Speaker 2: Can I have a TV over here? Can I have
Speaker 2: a new.
Speaker 3: Clock over here? Can I get a new printer over there?
Speaker 3: Can I have a new fridge over here?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Can I have a recording light out there?
Speaker 2: Can I have a security lock right there? Can I
Speaker 2: have a new speaker over here? I could keep going.
Speaker 1: Why can't I just have everything that I had? That's
Speaker 1: all I'm asking for, because you have to get used
Speaker 1: to change sometimes not when you need these things, Scott,
Speaker 1: you don't need this is this goes back to everything
Speaker 1: that we spoke about the last episode that I can't retreat.
Speaker 1: Tell me which tell me which of those things I
Speaker 1: don't need?
Speaker 2: A TV.
Speaker 1: I do need a TV because I'm the man for
Speaker 1: breaking news.
Speaker 2: You have it right here.
Speaker 1: No, the plaques doesn't work anymore. They got rid of it.
Speaker 2: They got rid of it.
Speaker 1: Yes, so now there's no more TV.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I don't have a TV in front of
Speaker 2: me anymore.
Speaker 1: That's a great story.
Speaker 2: Well, you could figure out how to get live breaking news.
Speaker 2: You do have something called the cell phone. They usually
Speaker 2: since breaking news alerts.
Speaker 1: I can't sit and check my cell phone the whole time.
Speaker 1: I just go like that and look at the TV
Speaker 1: and it's just breaking news.
Speaker 2: I like to watch the TV.
Speaker 1: I like the news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I wanted a TV on my wall
Speaker 2: and I didn't get.
Speaker 1: It, so but I always had it. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Why should I be punished and everything's taken away from it.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're not a child. You're not being punished.
Speaker 1: You can't look at it as a punishment. I could.
Speaker 1: Could I please have a refrigerator that works. That's the
Speaker 1: old one. The milk goes bad in the day and
Speaker 1: a half because you know, first of all, the little
Speaker 1: temperature gauge on there. It goes from one to seven.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't say which one's colder and which one's warmer.
Speaker 2: I guess seven is cold.
Speaker 1: You would think, right, But then if you go on
Speaker 1: internet and look, some of them says one and some
Speaker 1: of it says, so.
Speaker 2: Have you tried both?
Speaker 1: I have with the same because their refrigerators broken. Interesting
Speaker 1: to break, I don't know. Probably in the move from
Speaker 1: that wonderful moving company.
Speaker 2: That lost my work laptop that lost Everythingbody knows how
Speaker 2: to report a missing work laptop but also not make
Speaker 2: it your fault. Hit me up because I would like
Speaker 2: to know I have to report my laptop is missing?
Speaker 1: Who to it? So? It was literally just here?
Speaker 2: I know I have to tell Raj. I'm gonna say, hey,
Speaker 2: my laptop was in one of the boxes I packed
Speaker 2: up and the box never arrived. So would really love
Speaker 2: to know how I'm supposed to proceed. They can just
Speaker 2: get you another laptop, but security they need to like
Speaker 2: wipe the other one.
Speaker 1: This has been going on for weeks.
Speaker 2: I know they just keep expecting the box to show up.
Speaker 1: Nothing is showing up.
Speaker 2: I don't get what.
Speaker 1: My headphones are gone, my office supplies are gone, Wendy's
Speaker 1: gift cards for contest winners gone.
Speaker 2: That moving company needs to be like dealt with. And
Speaker 2: that guy was like I know where everything? He was
Speaker 2: the worst human. There's a million boxes. All you want
Speaker 2: to do is find yours that you have clearly because
Speaker 2: I did clearly label it, and I'm just.
Speaker 1: You did, I saw your labels.
Speaker 2: I did. I clearly labeled Elvis Durant show six floor
Speaker 2: because I even put my name on it. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: nobody knows who Andrew Piglici is at Elvis Duranto, but
Speaker 2: they do know who Elvis Durant at Elvis Duranto is.
Speaker 2: So we just put it on six floor. Boom done.
Speaker 2: This man when we are at the fifth floor of
Speaker 2: our new building that apparently has every single box in
Speaker 2: itore these boxes are missing, and the man comes out
Speaker 2: in a fluster with a clipboard. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: we definitely packed it.
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I'm sure.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I have a photographic memory.
Speaker 1: I would go, well, there is one box of mine
Speaker 1: that I found that was buried under everything, and inside
Speaker 1: of it credit cards, easy passes, all the vehicle things,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, thank god, that shit.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 1: I remember the day that we were moving out of
Speaker 1: the old building. I had that box in my hand.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm I just don't have any more hands
Speaker 1: to carry stuff downstairs, so I just threw it there
Speaker 1: with a label and hope for the best, and thankfully
Speaker 1: it made it. But I mean, all the other stay.
Speaker 2: I lost my stuff and I'm really sad about it.
Speaker 1: Is there insurance?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that this move was insured. You should have
Speaker 1: checked into it already because I'm sure the time frame.
Speaker 2: I've been told that it could be in Secaucus. I
Speaker 2: was told that there's like a million other things.
Speaker 1: That like, Secaucus is where things go to die, so
Speaker 1: you're never going to find it. Well, I'd love it's
Speaker 1: probably in the swamp out back with Jimmy Hoffa.
Speaker 2: He's not under met life.
Speaker 1: I thought they dug, didn't they dig?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I kind of remember them digging for it.
Speaker 2: That's a scary conspiracy theory because like, imagine if you
Speaker 2: were alive and that happened. Oh, this scares me so much.
Speaker 2: Being buried alive is one of my greatest fears being Okay,
Speaker 2: I got it, Yeah, buried alive is probably I would say, like,
Speaker 2: I think it's number one for me.
Speaker 1: Well, drowning, fire, suffocation, are mine?
Speaker 2: Drowning I feel like it's roanic, right, So drowning you're
Speaker 2: pretty much like I'm out of air and I just
Speaker 2: pass out.
Speaker 1: No, because you have filled with water. Sure, but that's
Speaker 1: got to be the worst feeling in the world.
Speaker 2: With out of doubt, but it's like a feeling and
Speaker 2: then you're out.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it being burned alive.
Speaker 2: That's gotta be burned alive, carbon monoxide. You pass out that.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about carbonoxide. Odal is tasteless. You don't know.
Speaker 1: You just go feeling like.
Speaker 2: You inhale and you pass out nine times out of ten.
Speaker 2: It's very unfortunate and very terrifying. But you pass out
Speaker 2: from the extreme pain and also the smoke.
Speaker 1: It just reminds me of the outsiders. What's his name
Speaker 1: burned up in the fire? Yeah, Johnny, Johnny boy or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pony boy, Pony, yeah, pony.
Speaker 2: But yeah, buried alive terrifies me because imagine you're just
Speaker 2: in a box the size of this table, and you're
Speaker 2: literally just like I can't move, I can't move, I
Speaker 2: can't get.
Speaker 1: Out, and there's no more air coming. Oh.
Speaker 2: Terrifying. Scares me to no end.
Speaker 1: What about the old lady that the hospital sent to
Speaker 1: the funeral home and then she was moving in the
Speaker 1: bag she How does that even happen? I think that
Speaker 1: was in Iowa.
Speaker 2: Someone clearly was doing their job right. Plus it's Iowa,
Speaker 2: it wasn't cedar rapids. And there it is that you're
Speaker 2: mentioned what cedar rapids? God's mentioning?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, so yeah, being buried alive is probably my top fier, easily,
Speaker 2: hands down. I think. Also the ocean scares me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the ocean or space? Which one is scarier?
Speaker 1: Well, See, I don't know of space. I've never been,
Speaker 1: but I know I've been in the ocean, So I
Speaker 1: don't know of space. I know ocean. I'm gonna sign
Speaker 1: up to be like the Space Army. What are those
Speaker 1: guys called Space Force? Yeah, I want to be on
Speaker 1: the Space Force. Okay, I think that's cool.
Speaker 2: Honestly, they any type of intelligence agency, I feel it
Speaker 2: could use you because I think with your extreme I'm intelligent, well,
Speaker 2: with your extreme craziness no organizational skills, I think they
Speaker 2: could use that. Like, hey, we're moving a lot of
Speaker 2: these cars over to this new one. Someone's got to
Speaker 2: transfer all the registration that would be to space licenses.
Speaker 2: You'd be the best person on that.
Speaker 1: That I could do.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, just give me everyonce.
Speaker 1: Yep, I've met with that for space license. But are
Speaker 1: these other is the space the space force people, they're
Speaker 1: not like patrolling space. They're on Earth.
Speaker 2: No, what do you mean.
Speaker 1: No, they're not up in the space station with a
Speaker 1: badge and go hold on, No, there is exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a thing. Yeah, it's more for like again,
Speaker 2: I guess because soon you got to figure like they're
Speaker 2: gonna figure out how to mine things on other planets.
Speaker 2: And once that happens, then it's like who's in charge
Speaker 2: of that? Where are we going with this?
Speaker 1: So they have like space police cars.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's gonna.
Speaker 1: Be space.
Speaker 2: I bet you in our lifetime.
Speaker 1: No, maybe you're not really that much younger.
Speaker 2: They're gonna do space transport. Like I believe by the
Speaker 2: end of my life, people will be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just went on a honeymoon to.
Speaker 1: The moon, a honey moon squared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should start selling vacation packages.
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone's already doing it. Well, go back to
Speaker 1: the meat slicer. Okay, have you ever used one? Yes,
Speaker 1: I have to know the industrial one, not like when
Speaker 1: you can get for your house.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I I worked at a bagel place.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I worked at Campobello's. It was a deli in
Speaker 2: New Jersey. I was a terrible cashier, and I used
Speaker 2: the meat slicer once or twice. I wasn't legally allowed
Speaker 2: to because it was only fifteen.
Speaker 1: Ooh, you have to be eighteen. Some states it was different,
Speaker 1: maybe sixteen seventeen, but New York was eighteen.
Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed.
Speaker 1: I like this. I loved it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: When was the sound?
Speaker 1: And then you adjust the thickness with a little dial.
Speaker 2: I know exactly why.
Speaker 1: I used to get thick cuts, oh wow. And I
Speaker 1: would just take them home thick cut meat yep. And
Speaker 1: then the ends were the best. You know, if you
Speaker 1: go to a deli counter at any supermarket and you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: can I get the ends please? Like they save it.
Speaker 1: It's all gross because it's like in a bucket, and
Speaker 1: then they just wrap it up and they sell to
Speaker 1: you for like twenty cents a pounds. When I was
Speaker 1: a kid, my dad would always buy the ends. I
Speaker 1: would go in the refrigerator and it'd be hunks of
Speaker 1: ends of meat with like you know, four coals in
Speaker 1: the end because the thing would hold it on. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I will say meat.
Speaker 2: There was also the difference between the I only learned
Speaker 2: later in life was yellow American and white American same thing,
Speaker 2: just coloring, No white American. I'm convinced taste different. I
Speaker 2: agree with you, it's a milder.
Speaker 1: I agree with you, but it's not. You close your
Speaker 1: eyes and you wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: My friend Joe's mom would always get the white version
Speaker 2: of the cheese, and when she would make like a
Speaker 2: grilled cheese or anything, I would always.
Speaker 1: Be like, wow, yeah, it's funny you say that. Because
Speaker 1: I had friends down the block. They only bought the
Speaker 1: white slices and I wouldn't eat them.
Speaker 2: I believe that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I was also weird when I was a kid too,
Speaker 2: Like I would have panic attacks.
Speaker 1: When you were a kid. Yeah, oh, why go ahead,
Speaker 1: I'm still a child. In my heart, I'm saying you're
Speaker 1: still weird.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, thanks. But if I got a cheeseburger like
Speaker 2: off the Grilles, and if the bun was upside down,
Speaker 2: I would have like a full on meltdown.
Speaker 1: Even if there were grill marks on the top of
Speaker 1: the button.
Speaker 2: No, like if the bottom bun was on the top
Speaker 2: where the cheese.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, so if it was flipped over, so
Speaker 1: if the half round part was on the bottom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a difference. I mean, it's weird, but who cares
Speaker 1: taste the same?
Speaker 2: No, I would freak out. It wasn't great. It was
Speaker 2: very odd.
Speaker 1: A lot of kids have stuff like that. I did,
Speaker 1: I probably I still do. My whole life is that.
Speaker 2: Oh I hate sour cream still.
Speaker 1: And cottage cheese. Oh can I say something?
Speaker 2: That's a texture thing to me? I can't get over
Speaker 2: the texture of cottage cheese. It doesn't make sense. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Okay, So my dad, you know, he's an old guy.
Speaker 1: Social media not really his thing, but he tries, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean he's the guy that like ten years ago
Speaker 1: when Facebook's really whatever, like he facebooked live from his
Speaker 1: bed and he was just sitting there like reading a book.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that he was on Facebook. But
Speaker 1: so he answers all these things, you know, you see,
Speaker 1: like the big fonts and the things. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: when's the last time you did whatever you know, and
Speaker 1: like seven thousand people answer. It's usually some something like
Speaker 1: just trying to get your name or whatever. But so
Speaker 1: one of them was from some radio station like Wink
Speaker 1: ninety whatever, and it said what do you eat with
Speaker 1: cottage cheese? So I was just scrolling through it. I
Speaker 1: see my dad answer.
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 1: He wrote sour cream and Maraschino cherries. Oh good. So
Speaker 1: I had to confront him on it last night when
Speaker 1: we were out for dinner. I'm like, Dad, First of all,
Speaker 1: do you know that everyone can see that? And second
Speaker 1: of all, never in my life have I ever seen
Speaker 1: you eat cottage cheese and add sour cream to it
Speaker 1: with Maraschino cherries.
Speaker 2: Go.
Speaker 1: That doesn't even make any sense. Sour cream and cottage
Speaker 1: cheese are similar. They're in the same family. One as chunks.
Speaker 1: One doesn't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, please please please please please, you don't mix?
Speaker 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: We'll be back right after this? Why And we're back?
Speaker 2: But no cottage cheese sour cream?
Speaker 1: I okay. Growing up when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: I think it's the texture of cottage cheese that gets me,
Speaker 2: but also the smell. You don't like the curds. I
Speaker 2: just even the word alone. I like large curd cottage,
Speaker 2: Oh good. I don't like whipped cottage cheese. Sour cream
Speaker 2: to me, there's just a taste. It's like too tangy.
Speaker 2: It's not sour. It's not that sour like it. It's
Speaker 2: not like a sour patch kid. It's a little bit
Speaker 2: like he used to always eat sour cream and blueberries.
Speaker 2: Like I'd be sitting in the kitchen he would have
Speaker 2: a big bowl of sour cream blueberries, and I felt
Speaker 2: the same way. But then I tried it, and it's
Speaker 2: an actually very interesting flavor combination. Jails, you and your
Speaker 2: family jail.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you know what, Well here's this then, So
Speaker 1: I like blintzes. You know what a blintz is, right,
Speaker 1: that's like a Doughey. It's a creepy kind of thing.
Speaker 1: It's a Jewish delicacy. And usually it's the sweet cheese
Speaker 1: that's in there. It's like, I don't know what they
Speaker 1: call it. It's not rocotta, but it looks like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's sweet, you know. So I would always eat that
Speaker 1: with sour cream. But then growing up, they also made
Speaker 1: fruit blintzes, apples, cherry, blueberry, potato, and I would put
Speaker 1: sour cream on all of those. So fruit and sour
Speaker 1: cream kind of does you know, because the sweet kind
Speaker 1: of compliments the sour. I know it sounds disgusting.
Speaker 2: It's just to me, the flavor profile. It doesn't work
Speaker 2: because I just don't like the taste of sour. Like
Speaker 2: I can always test. I can always tell when it's there,
Speaker 2: like Taco Bell tacos whenever they would put that in there.
Speaker 1: M m oh. So you don't eat sour cream on
Speaker 1: Mexican stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't, huh, But I like, at this point, I
Speaker 2: can live with it. If it's there, I can eat
Speaker 2: around it. But I don't like I see people eating
Speaker 2: like full dollops of sour cream and I just a
Speaker 2: dollop a day. I would No, that's just never been
Speaker 2: me and I can't do it. Yeah, and cottage cheese,
Speaker 2: it's one hundred percent of texture thing for me, and
Speaker 2: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: There are certain things that don't belong in squeeze bottles,
Speaker 1: and I believe that sour cream is one of them,
Speaker 1: Like Daisy has that squeeze one. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's I guess it could be
Speaker 1: functional for something like you could spray it on tacos.
Speaker 2: And I gotta say TikTok has made people disgusting meals
Speaker 2: even worse. My kids try everything. I don't care everything. Well,
Speaker 2: now the macaroni cheese hacks or what always gets to me.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not like melt an entire brick of
Speaker 2: velveta and then throw Like.
Speaker 1: My kids are like, watch this hack. I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: not a hack, it's just dumb. Well, they do every
Speaker 1: there's this one a hole on TikTok. They watch him. Oh,
Speaker 1: maybe he's on YouTube whatever it is, and everything he
Speaker 1: does I think is so cool. I'm like, just because
Speaker 1: he's doing it doesn't mean it's real and safe. Yeah, sure, don't.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't eat a whole kiwi just because
Speaker 1: he said you can.
Speaker 2: I mean you could eat a kiwi, yeah, but you
Speaker 2: usually don't eat the outside.
Speaker 1: It probably hurts your belly, wouldn't you think the brown
Speaker 1: hard stuff?
Speaker 2: I don't know, like banana peels you could eat what.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you could eat banana peels.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can. I think you could, I
Speaker 1: don't think your body can break it down.
Speaker 2: Ask the Siri. Hey Siri, we.
Speaker 1: Don't have her out. I'll ask her over here.
Speaker 2: You could definitely eat a banana peel, hey Siri. Huh
Speaker 2: uh huh?
Speaker 1: Can you eat a banana peel? Oh? You stupid ahole?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry? Can you eat banana peel? Oh? She said
Speaker 1: that's not nice. She said that's not nice, but didn't
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: That's not nice?
Speaker 2: You're a computer. You can't tell me what's nice.
Speaker 1: Whatever, do your job, hey Siri. Can humans eat banana peels? Yes,
Speaker 1: there are people who eat the peel as well as
Speaker 1: the fruit of the banana boom. That doesn't mean you should.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, here's a really cool Heck, you could eat
Speaker 2: banana peels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you eat the top?
Speaker 2: Forty five million views later and all these little kids
Speaker 2: are eating full banana peels.
Speaker 1: I don't get it though. These That's the problem is
Speaker 1: kids see every It's bad.
Speaker 2: It's never been worse, and the government needs to crack
Speaker 2: down on it. You're right, swear on my life. They
Speaker 2: need to change the social media age to eighteen. You
Speaker 2: should not be on social media networks until you are eighteen.
Speaker 2: They need to verify your age way better. On these things.
Speaker 2: It's creating such a terrible toxic environment.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. There's regulations on everything in
Speaker 1: this world, but yet some a hole online can just say, yeah,
Speaker 1: go stick your penis and a manhole cover and it's great.
Speaker 2: You know eything, you did do that?
Speaker 1: No, I just pulled that out the internet. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: then and then all the kids are doing it. Like
Speaker 1: there needs to be some like they put dates on eggs,
Speaker 1: don't need it past this date. But yet you could
Speaker 1: do whatever you see online.
Speaker 2: And the problem is they're making no children's content, like
Speaker 2: because they know children will watch it, but the content
Speaker 2: there isn't made for children. No, it's terrible. No, how
Speaker 2: I don't understand. Well, I do understand. Everybody in Congress
Speaker 2: is like over the age of seventy, so they're all
Speaker 2: ancient and they're like, oh, I just installed Instagram. Is
Speaker 2: that how I can watch TikTok? They have no idea
Speaker 2: what's going on. But there needs to be In my opinion,
Speaker 2: eighteen should be the age for social media. That should
Speaker 2: be like not compromisable.
Speaker 1: I mean it should be that should be another branch
Speaker 1: of the military. You got space police, there should be
Speaker 1: Internet police.
Speaker 2: There. Sure, I mean kids, I'm sure your kids have
Speaker 2: an Instagram.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, and they're not supposed to.
Speaker 2: I think exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, actulely Ken Cooper can't.
Speaker 2: We had MySpace that was like the big thing at
Speaker 2: the end of eighth grade. That was when my Space
Speaker 2: was first coming out?
Speaker 1: Was I on your top eight?
Speaker 2: We weren't friends. We would have been nowadays if my
Speaker 2: Space came out.
Speaker 1: Weird though, because I was old, like some old guy
Speaker 1: on your thing? Yeah, your mom would say, who is this?
Speaker 2: Oh it's Scotty me from Zu I love.
Speaker 1: Go on.
Speaker 2: It needs to change, they need to get No kid,
Speaker 2: especially on today's Internet, should be on there. It is toxic.
Speaker 2: It is dangerous even for adults. It is for sure.
Speaker 2: There should be a Manda Tory age that you have
Speaker 2: to delete your Facebook too, Like.
Speaker 1: Do you know how much longer I sit on the
Speaker 1: toilet because of Internet?
Speaker 3: Can?
Speaker 2: I also say that the remembering pages that Facebook is
Speaker 2: trying to make a thing like remembering Yeah, so when
Speaker 2: you die you set up a legacy contact, because when
Speaker 2: I deleted my Facebook two years ago, it was like,
Speaker 2: do you want to set someone up? So if you die,
Speaker 2: your Facebook page lives on?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no one should remember me via Facebook. Ever,
Speaker 2: why though, please anybody that wants to actually remember me,
Speaker 2: remembers I died.
Speaker 1: I think you should always be able to go back
Speaker 1: there and look at all your posts and stuff forever.
Speaker 1: What that that just went red? What that just changed color?
Speaker 2: I didn't see that. Something happened and it's still recording.
Speaker 2: So okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1: But like I my favorite thing, my first thing I
Speaker 1: do every day on the toilet, Facebook memories. No, I
Speaker 1: like looking back.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything to look back to.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, though, some of those things
Speaker 1: I know from fourteen years ago canceled. You can't say
Speaker 1: today you'd be canceled. It crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, it's just a change of the times.
Speaker 1: It is like like there are words and stuff that
Speaker 1: but there's don't say anymore.
Speaker 2: But it's also the fact that like the way in
Speaker 2: which we've consumed media and also participated in social media,
Speaker 2: it's something that when it first came out, we were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is it's never going to go wrong, and now
Speaker 2: you find out ten years later, like, hey, why would
Speaker 2: I ever post something like that online? And that's why
Speaker 2: when you see certain people posting so much you cringe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because when it first came out, it would literally be like,
Speaker 2: I am going to the store today. Afterwards I will
Speaker 2: be doing this, this and this.
Speaker 1: But I didn't even say that because back when it started,
Speaker 1: and you would do a status update and Scott is
Speaker 1: so you all you see now is on the train
Speaker 1: next to a guy that smells yeah, And I was
Speaker 1: like what yeah again.
Speaker 2: It all because you have to think too, like social
Speaker 2: media is in its infancy, the Internet too. Think about it.
Speaker 2: How much life has changed in twenty thirty years. It's crazy,
Speaker 2: so we're adjusting to it at the same time. That's
Speaker 2: why certain things you would say to someone in person,
Speaker 2: but we used to post it on the internet like haha,
Speaker 2: who's ever going.
Speaker 1: To see it? Right? But that stuff lives forever.
Speaker 2: Because it's called social media and we should have realized
Speaker 2: it at the time.
Speaker 1: They should make New York City pothole dodging a new
Speaker 1: win Olympic sport takes way more skill than sitting in
Speaker 1: a bob sled. Geez I said that in twenty fourteen you.
Speaker 2: Have such dad post, Can I read it?
Speaker 1: Hold on ten years ago? Great Cooper somehow called nine
Speaker 1: one one on my old deactivated BlackBerry that I only
Speaker 1: use for an alarm. Amy heard someone say do you
Speaker 1: need help? Cooper said yeah, and then hung up. The
Speaker 1: police never came. Anybody read one? No, I want to
Speaker 1: read one.
Speaker 2: I won't read any bad ones, but I want to
Speaker 2: read it in your dad voice.
Speaker 1: Oh see that never happened?
Speaker 2: Actually, can I see it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That one? How ironic that was supposed to happen.
Speaker 1: I remember that was a big thing, but then it
Speaker 1: never did.
Speaker 2: How ironic? Maybeing the postmaster in my own little world
Speaker 2: gets the worst present Come my birthday, the USPS is
Speaker 2: cutting out Saturday deliveries.
Speaker 1: Sad face, sad face. Stop. I don't know what you're reading.
Speaker 2: I'm just reading some of these old ones.
Speaker 1: Did you see that one? Cooper? Nine months in, nine
Speaker 1: months out?
Speaker 2: It's crazy that we used to post like this and
Speaker 2: now you would never post status.
Speaker 1: I don't really do status anymore, exactly.
Speaker 2: There are people that do, and it's almost like again,
Speaker 2: someone who's actively online, You're like, Wow, how do you
Speaker 2: have that much time to make a status?
Speaker 1: How can we just see that one is watching Give
Speaker 1: me a break on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and nine. I was an early adopter for
Speaker 2: Facebook too. I think I got it in two thousand
Speaker 2: and six. Oh my god, you know which one I
Speaker 2: saw yesterday? It said just ordered pizza through my ti Vo.
Speaker 2: So cool.
Speaker 1: I remember Dominoes had. Dominoes had like a thing through
Speaker 1: Tvo you can boo boo boo and you can just
Speaker 1: get pizza. Huh. I still use TiVo. We talked about
Speaker 1: that on the show the other day. I love it,
Speaker 1: I do. It's all it is is a DVR. We'll
Speaker 1: be black on after this, Gotta make some cabbage and
Speaker 1: we're back. Yeah. So I mean TiVo is still a
Speaker 1: thing because they still try to sell me new TiVo boxes.
Speaker 1: You know. I had four of them in my house
Speaker 1: at one point. One was a DVD burner, so you.
Speaker 2: Know, Oh my god, I so yes, I so I
Speaker 2: grew up again, I feel right when the Internet was
Speaker 2: still emerging, so you had to really figure out.
Speaker 1: Some tools four or five, bro, you were bare to
Speaker 1: b burners. No, it went when the Internet was you know.
Speaker 2: Yes, But ten years later, in two thousand and four
Speaker 2: to two thousand and five, I was a LimeWire person.
Speaker 2: I had pirate Bay to download things illegally.
Speaker 1: See, I never got into it. I was that I
Speaker 1: wasn't napster any of that stuff.
Speaker 2: Because again, I think if you're younger, you figure out
Speaker 2: how to do it, whereas when you're older, if you're
Speaker 2: like Pirate Bay.
Speaker 1: My kids totally have like somehow circumvented all the things
Speaker 1: we have.
Speaker 2: You know, we'll turn to someone on TikTok was probably like, hey, kids,
Speaker 2: do what your parents did not see what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Here's a heck, here's a heck. That's right. You know,
Speaker 1: I know that they're somewhere, but the Life three sixties
Speaker 1: shows they're not.
Speaker 2: You guys want to eat cereal but don't want your
Speaker 2: parents to know what it is. Use a closed cup.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm sorry, get back to that, but
Speaker 1: speaking of cereal, eck. On the Grammys the other night, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were talking about Llo cool J, like fun fact
Speaker 1: about llo cool J. He loves his breakfast cereal, And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe they can say serial killers,
Speaker 1: because then they would then they maybe they also would
Speaker 1: have said at the guilty Pleasure of llll cool Jay's
Speaker 1: is a podcast called serial Killers.
Speaker 2: If ll cool J listened to this podcast, I would
Speaker 2: be done.
Speaker 1: Do you think anyone famous would listen to this podcast,
Speaker 1: like famous famous, I don't know, not famous Amos, but
Speaker 1: famous famous.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. It would be nice though, famous
Speaker 2: as yeah, cookies, he's dead, okay.
Speaker 1: Wally Amos cool. They used to call me famous Anis
Speaker 1: and Camp.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna ask any for the questions that that's
Speaker 2: between you and your therapist.
Speaker 1: No, I wore a famous Amus hat every day in camp,
Speaker 1: so they made fun of me and called me famous Anis.
Speaker 2: Who is this name?
Speaker 1: It's not important, there's no name attached to it. Oh
Speaker 1: Jesus age Christ, Holy hell, why do you do this?
Speaker 1: I should take a break now and just wait. God,
Speaker 1: what a dick. I don't understand. It's like he can't
Speaker 1: carve out, I don't know, twenty minutes, half an hour
Speaker 1: just to pay attention to this. Everything is more important
Speaker 1: than this. I don't understand. That's why this podcast will
Speaker 1: never be a success, because his heart is just not
Speaker 1: in it. But anyway, I don't know if I told
Speaker 1: this story before. When I was a little kid, probably
Speaker 1: ten ten years old, eight ten, something like that, my
Speaker 1: dad wound up going into business with his friend in
Speaker 1: California and they bought a famous Amos franchise. So they
Speaker 1: opened a store and like, I don't know, it was
Speaker 1: not a great part of la and it got robbed
Speaker 1: a couple of times, and then after like two or
Speaker 1: three years, it just kind of shut down. But I
Speaker 1: remember that we got all the cookie dough and that
Speaker 1: was before like eating raw cookie dough was a thing.
Speaker 1: Now you can eat it because they make it safe.
Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't have raw eggs and stuff in
Speaker 1: it anymore. You can either bake it or eat it.
Speaker 1: But back then, you know, it wasn't really safe to
Speaker 1: eat raw cookie dough, but everybody did anyway. So we
Speaker 1: had cases, I'm telling you, cases of Famous Amos chocolate
Speaker 1: chip cookie dough in our freezer and we just ate
Speaker 1: it for years. It must have been so disgusting by
Speaker 1: the time we finally finished the last one. But they
Speaker 1: were like they were big. There were logs. There were
Speaker 1: big logs of chocolate chip cookie cookie do and I
Speaker 1: remember it was coconut in it for some reason. But anyway,
Speaker 1: Famous Amos, yeah, I don't think that they have any
Speaker 1: stores anymore. They've got sucked up by Kellogg's many years ago.
Speaker 1: So those little pouches, the little school pouches that you
Speaker 1: buy in the supermarket. I believe that that is put
Speaker 1: out by Kellogg's now and they just bought the famous
Speaker 1: samous name and that's it. And I think that in
Speaker 1: its heyday, Wally Amos he had muffins too, or some
Speaker 1: kind of pastries that he there, you know, he sold,
Speaker 1: you know, on the go, pastries that you could buy
Speaker 1: in a convenience store or something like that. But I
Speaker 1: don't I don't think so. The only thing that's still
Speaker 1: famous Amos around are the chocolate chip cookies, the little
Speaker 1: mini ones in the packages. But they had they had stores,
Speaker 1: just like you know, Missus Fields and Nesley toll House
Speaker 1: had stores in the malls and stuff like that. There
Speaker 1: were famous Amos storefronts all over the place, probably more
Speaker 1: West Coast than the world. I don't remember there being
Speaker 1: any in New York. I'm just totally rambling because I
Speaker 1: don't know where Andrew is. He's such a like everything's
Speaker 1: more important. I mean, I get it, he does important things,
Speaker 1: but you can just kind of put life on pause
Speaker 1: for a moment and you know, deal with your podcast.
Speaker 1: So I don't really know what else that he wants
Speaker 1: me to talk about in here. My refrigerator sucks. We've
Speaker 1: already been through that. I don't know how refrigerators just
Speaker 1: stop working. But it's not cold anymore. It's it's chilly,
Speaker 1: but it's not cold, So milk will only last about
Speaker 1: two days in the refrigerator. That kind of sucks. So
Speaker 1: I needed a refrigerator. I hear him talking out in
Speaker 1: the other room, because that's one other problem with this
Speaker 1: brand new studio that they built up here. None of
Speaker 1: the doors are soundproof. You would have thought that they
Speaker 1: would have thought about that in a radio facility. Because
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here in the morning recording my weather reports
Speaker 1: and I hear Diamond cackling in the room next to me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, I'm trying to record in here,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's not very soundproof at all. So
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what else to talk about.
Speaker 1: I don't have any other topics. I would love to
Speaker 1: record a new Serial Killers with Andrew. Unfortunately, as you
Speaker 1: will hear this coming Serial Killers on Monday, Andrew was
Speaker 1: absent again, and so Elvis will be what.
Speaker 2: You're talking about. How I don't make time for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I ran out of things to talk about. So
Speaker 1: I was just saying that this Monday.
Speaker 2: So that's what you go for.
Speaker 1: No, I what you go for. It's not true.
Speaker 2: Andrew's not available. Andrew was literally taking thirty forty minutes
Speaker 2: out of his day today.
Speaker 1: Came in on the tail end of the conversation. I
Speaker 1: mostly was talking about the famous Amos store in California,
Speaker 1: and then I ran out of time. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we ate all the cookie dough and that was it,
Speaker 1: And so Elvis will be co hosting with me on
Speaker 1: Monday's Serial Killers. Cool, that's all.
Speaker 2: And I could have done it.
Speaker 1: You said you could have, and then you were still
Speaker 1: here when we were finished.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because I was getting my hair cut that day.
Speaker 1: It looks like it's time for another very eighties chic there.
Speaker 1: What's the matter? What were we talking about when you
Speaker 1: so rudely left? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. I have to do a job. I
Speaker 2: think of his famous same as cookies. Right, we got
Speaker 2: in the hat. But do you have any cereals that
Speaker 2: are open right now?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: Can I have one?
Speaker 1: I'd do pass one, but I don't have any milk
Speaker 1: because I just want I just want to hand jam
Speaker 1: you gonna throw it at me.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not a promise. Can I try one of
Speaker 2: the ones that I would have tried? No, I don't
Speaker 2: like this one because no I have marshmall, no my hands.
Speaker 1: No, Oh, here comes Diamond.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. I want something else.
Speaker 1: It's in Elvis's office. I'm sorry this refrigerator. This refrigerator
Speaker 1: is broken. Oh that's great. Just tell everybody.
Speaker 2: Who's going to really pay attention.
Speaker 1: I was just talking about how I sit in here
Speaker 1: in the mornings and I record weather reports, and I
Speaker 1: just hear you cackling in there because the doors are
Speaker 1: not soundproof.
Speaker 5: The show is really funny.
Speaker 1: But the thing is when you laugh. When you laugh,
Speaker 1: it makes me giggle. I enjoy your laughter.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about Beyonce losing?
Speaker 5: How do you feel about black coffee with no sugar
Speaker 5: in it? I don't like it, just like the damn
Speaker 5: Grammy's last.
Speaker 1: But that was it wasn't last night, it was last week.
Speaker 1: It was Sunday night.
Speaker 2: Harry Styles thoughts.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 5: His hair is greasy.
Speaker 2: Oh, so light me up. So you're not so you
Speaker 2: think he deserved to lose?
Speaker 4: No, nobody, nobody to lose, but I would have appreciated
Speaker 4: it if Beyonce wasn't snubbed for the first time, I
Speaker 4: mean for the fourth time in a row.
Speaker 5: Yes, for Album of the year.
Speaker 1: So everybody that lost was snubbed.
Speaker 5: Come on now, oh it's eleven eleven. Make a wish.
Speaker 2: I wish Beyonce one album of the year.
Speaker 5: I do too.
Speaker 4: And now I'm just like, first of all, Harry Styles
Speaker 4: is like, how old is he?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Twenty five? Twenty six is forty two? Who knows how
Speaker 4: many like you know she has in her in the.
Speaker 2: Can when she does, like a jazz album, that's what
Speaker 2: they're going to give it to her for.
Speaker 5: It'll just be a joke.
Speaker 1: Look at this, she beat that guy.
Speaker 5: Look at this. Beyonce has lost four times two. But
Speaker 5: you also want people.
Speaker 1: But she won a whole lot.
Speaker 5: During Black History Month each time.
Speaker 1: Oh stop, you can't use that every time. Get out
Speaker 1: of here, black History mon.
Speaker 2: I did get you coffee this morning as a consolation, Diamond.
Speaker 2: Have a good day, Diamond, But when are you going
Speaker 2: to get coffee?
Speaker 1: You're good, you missed it.
Speaker 2: Come on, but what what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm eating the marshmallows out of the hot wheel stir.
Speaker 2: You're making a mess.
Speaker 1: I hey, you know I woulder Chinese food the other night,
Speaker 1: have Chinese food with our friend Matt and Jen. You
Speaker 1: know Matt, big listener of the show. He actually tested
Speaker 1: me this morning. He texted me this morning and said
Speaker 1: that you were being weird?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, really quick, he wrote.
Speaker 2: Can you stop throwing these circles?
Speaker 1: Throwing? I placed it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you placed a large amount, he wrote.
Speaker 1: As someone who is probably listens to almost every episode,
Speaker 1: that was something. Why did it sound like Andrew was
Speaker 1: having a mental breakdown?
Speaker 2: That's when I had a sad day.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't remember how to listen.
Speaker 2: I had a sad day.
Speaker 1: I couldn't listen on the way in because it wasn't posted.
Speaker 2: You. Yeah, because you didn't send me the description.
Speaker 1: I gotta be completely honest with you. And this is
Speaker 1: not an excuse. I literally sat in bed and I
Speaker 1: wrote it, and I sent it. I don't know where
Speaker 1: it went. It's not even to my draft. I wrote it.
Speaker 2: It's unfortunate you got you got that picture and I
Speaker 2: sent it immediately after I sent that picture to you.
Speaker 2: Just Scotty doesn't care.
Speaker 1: No gosh anyway, So I ordered Chinese food. I like
Speaker 1: chicken and cashews. Okay, So I ordered from a place
Speaker 1: that I never ordered from before, and I said, no peppers, please?
Speaker 2: Do you have anything else? I don't like these?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in the serial library, dude.
Speaker 2: Can I get a different one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So I said, no peppers?
Speaker 2: Plea, can you stop throwing them all over here? I'm
Speaker 2: not because I'm just gonna have to start doing this.
Speaker 1: No, Oh, you can throw them out.
Speaker 2: There's so many? Can you? Just? So? You ordered pepper
Speaker 2: list Chinese?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 2: And how did that go for you? So it was
Speaker 2: just they just gave me chicken and cashews, no other vegetables.
Speaker 2: That didn't replace the peppers with something else? How boring?
Speaker 2: I didn't want it because they probably figured the person
Speaker 2: asking was bland and boring.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want peppers. But I would just assume
Speaker 1: there's other vegetables inside. You like this?
Speaker 2: I know? Okay, you liked it, Let me clean up
Speaker 2: your mess.
Speaker 1: This is the limited edition Great Value Fudge Brownie cereal
Speaker 1: that I thought tasted like coffee.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah I did, And I liked that. Yeah, head
Speaker 2: Rise and Shine and I liked it. Scott, what happened?
Speaker 2: Can you just be normal. A lot came out and
Speaker 2: look at yours, dainty but mine? Oh hey, do you
Speaker 2: want some bore?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 5: Oh poor?
Speaker 1: I got them all in the garbage can No, you
Speaker 1: did it?
Speaker 2: And who's cleaning this?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: You don't?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: You don't?
Speaker 1: I actually do. Don't roll back though, because you'll crush.
Speaker 2: Exactly I got it. So now I'm cereal lists.
Speaker 1: I need a new vacuum in my house. I should
Speaker 1: get a bagless canister, right, get a dyce in. They're
Speaker 1: too expensive.
Speaker 2: Wait until they go on sale.
Speaker 1: No, I sso say, I'm gonna get like an eighty
Speaker 1: dollars Eureka, dude, here you go.
Speaker 2: How does that not constitute? Can I have a normal
Speaker 2: human sized poor gently fudge brownie?
Speaker 1: Look? They also say it cereal may settle during shipman.
Speaker 1: I've always said that the actually printed.
Speaker 2: It there Wow, taking care of it, I swear, I
Speaker 2: bet you they hurt the nice gentle poor. That's gentle,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: I just ate so much sugar.
Speaker 2: You don't know that coffee?
Speaker 1: You can't. I would like coffee. You go to that
Speaker 1: Fufushishi place. I don't like it blue bottle. Why, first
Speaker 1: of all, who names the coffee plays. Blue bottle doesn't.
Speaker 1: But it makes me think of blue Balls and I
Speaker 1: don't want to go there. And a blue bottle has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with coffee. By the way, blue Balls
Speaker 1: is a real thing. I no, okay, no. They had
Speaker 1: a discussion on the show not long ago, like does
Speaker 1: it really exist? Yeah? It does, Otherwise people wouldn't say it.
Speaker 1: It's real. Are you good? I saw it on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I believe it now Life Hack? Yeah, no, the bottle
Speaker 2: is delicious.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the name though. Do they have other things?
Speaker 1: So it's Blue Bottle Coffee House? Well, why it's a shame,
Speaker 1: But why why the name? I don't know it's it's
Speaker 1: not even like Gregory's. I mean, that's a guy's name.
Speaker 1: Blue bottle is just Oh I see a blue bottle
Speaker 1: in the street. Let's name the store that I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Let me look it up for you to do. I
Speaker 2: would appreciate that. Wow, we should go for lunch, quick lunch.
Speaker 2: I have to set somebody up.
Speaker 1: You're so busy, so busy.
Speaker 2: Why are you mad about it?
Speaker 1: So busy? You said that guy was a jerk anyway,
Speaker 1: Please hear a jerk all right, we need some topics
Speaker 1: for this show.
Speaker 2: Double uh No, that's the kinto. Their coffee is absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1: Which means I wouldn't like it, right because I like
Speaker 1: I like generic coffee.
Speaker 2: You don't like generic coffee. You just choose to like
Speaker 2: generic coffe. No, anything that strays even a little bit outside,
Speaker 2: You're like, it's bitter, eh bitter yo, classy she she
Speaker 2: I don't do that. Just seat me at an Applebee's
Speaker 2: and I'll be happy.
Speaker 1: What was the mustache for?
Speaker 3: Eh?
Speaker 2: I'm scot, What does it you mean? Honestly, my friend
Speaker 2: Alexa did that and then like years ago, and I've
Speaker 2: just picked up on it this Maybe you know the twirling.
Speaker 3: Eh, Scott, I don't like eating anything.
Speaker 2: She's sheep food, food, fancy. I like just my simple
Speaker 2: duncan in the morning.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: Guys? The minute somebody puts something else that's not that,
Speaker 2: you're like, what's just crap?
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't like what can I like things?
Speaker 2: That's why there's somebody saying you can't.
Speaker 1: That's why there's so many different things in this world.
Speaker 2: Choice McDonald's, cheeseburger choices and like a five guys cheeseburger
Speaker 2: and like one that you'd get it like a David
Speaker 2: Burke restaurant.
Speaker 1: I would choose five guys all day over that.
Speaker 2: Then like a fancy I don't want fancy because all
Speaker 2: kinds of goo on it.
Speaker 1: This goo.
Speaker 3: If you give me soda that's made from cane sugar,
Speaker 3: that's too fancy.
Speaker 1: No cane sugar is good. It's better than the high fructose. Please,
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want weeds on my handle.
Speaker 3: Weeds.
Speaker 1: Just give me iceberg lettuce.
Speaker 2: Because we touch drugs, Nancy Vegan.
Speaker 1: Like my friend Glenn, we took me for lunch at
Speaker 1: Virgils the other day. Yeah, so I said, maybe I'll
Speaker 1: just have a salad because I didn't want to have
Speaker 1: a whole big barbecue lunch, you know. And He's like,
Speaker 1: there's a great kale salad here, and I was like,
Speaker 1: please stop.
Speaker 2: I don't love kale.
Speaker 1: No, I said, kale is not. It's a weeds. That's weeds.
Speaker 2: Just lettuce, lettuce, iceberg or romain or minutes left before
Speaker 2: I shut this down. Romain on a good day usually iceberg. Okay,
Speaker 2: All lettuce is lettuce.
Speaker 1: No, it's weeds when it says greens. It's the weeds.
Speaker 1: You gotta drench it in dressing. Otherwise there's just dry
Speaker 1: weeds in your mouth. Gross. It's like eating four leaf
Speaker 1: clovers out of the garden or three leaf actually, because
Speaker 1: four leaf is rare. But it's like eating a dandelion. Gross. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you see something just happened.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I think maybe your sight's going from all the weeds.
Speaker 1: I eat. Yeah, you know, I eat real.
Speaker 3: Mean you put kal in front of me that she
Speaker 3: for for lettuce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mostly class. Give me a head of iceberg.
Speaker 2: I just went ahead of the icebergs.
Speaker 1: What what are you saying? Even just you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just a good old downtown, down home country pumpkin.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: I should live in the Midwest. I just want basic stuff.
Speaker 2: So the Midwest is basic. No, but I you just
Speaker 2: insulted a lot.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. But they don't go They don't
Speaker 1: go to these fancy rest Yes they do. They don't.
Speaker 2: People that live in the cities the fanciest they do.
Speaker 1: His roots Chris, No, yes, now I'm talking about in
Speaker 1: the sticks. I don't mean like it should.
Speaker 2: Again, smaller cities still have great food.
Speaker 1: But there's not great thing mix a.
Speaker 2: Sut of clouds.
Speaker 1: Dude, the sizzler is great food. I can go to
Speaker 1: Country Buffet and get great food.
Speaker 2: Okay, even in Louisville, even in Lexington.
Speaker 1: In Kentucky, it's not Midwest. Kentucky's Midwest.
Speaker 2: Do you know where Kentucky is?
Speaker 1: It's over there, Okay, KFC was born there.
Speaker 2: Kentucky is really not south.
Speaker 1: I don't think if you look at it on a map,
Speaker 1: I don't think Kentucky is considered the Midwest. Kentucky connects
Speaker 1: to Ohio, which you consider the Midwest. Correct, Ohio is
Speaker 1: the Midwest. I don't know where the Midwest starts, though.
Speaker 2: Kentucky connects to Ohio, Okay.
Speaker 1: But at some point it stops the Midwest at what line?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I mean, damn hey, Siri. Is
Speaker 1: Kentucky considered the midwest. Kentucky is rarely considered part of
Speaker 1: the Midwest, although it can be grouped with it in
Speaker 1: some context.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm grouping it in this context because, honestly Midwest.
Speaker 1: I think Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, so the top portion that's
Speaker 1: the Midwest. But in Corn the Corn States.
Speaker 2: If you look on a map. You will be shocked.
Speaker 1: John Deere it is they got John Deere in Kentucky.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they do. But anyway, back to my point,
Speaker 2: all these places still had really good places to eat,
Speaker 2: probably a big again they do. They're not just like, oh,
Speaker 2: time to go for a fine family dinner at the Sizzler. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's all we have and we're happy with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I used to like stickies or stuckies. What's a place.
Speaker 2: Because you are that person that's a chain that's your
Speaker 2: name on. Nothing wrong with there's, but you don't classify
Speaker 2: an entire region of the United States and say, yeah,
Speaker 2: the best they have is a Sizzler and they're happy
Speaker 2: with it. I could live there.
Speaker 1: It's the best that they have.
Speaker 2: They have a cheesecake factory. Yeah, you know what, that's
Speaker 2: the fine dining that I look for.
Speaker 1: Is I enjoy that?
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, they have some of the best restaurants.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I don't like them.
Speaker 2: You That's what I'm saying. We're not a fan of
Speaker 2: Like it could be a cheeseburger, but the minute they're
Speaker 2: like a toasted sesame seed from our garden, You're like,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: Yep, I don't want the odd jew. You know, I
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 2: I don't want, Saucy.
Speaker 1: I didn't say a jew. I am a Jew. I
Speaker 1: don't mean this the a U j u s. I
Speaker 1: don't want to.
Speaker 2: They tell you where the cheese is from, you're immediately.
Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't need. Tillamook, Cheddar, you're a Tillamook.
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Speaker 1: That's by the way. That's the ninety show that reminded
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Speaker 2: Did you watch it now? I never watched that seventy show.
Speaker 1: I didn't love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so much drug use. Okay, I have to
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Speaker 1: But I did watch the ninety show because I'm from
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Speaker 1: it was all right. I hear it got picked up
Speaker 1: for a second season.
Speaker 2: I am from nineties. I enjoy television. Thank you for watching.
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Speaker 2: You're gonna tell everybody there tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: Couldn't be He couldn't be here, he was busy.
Speaker 1: Goodbye,