WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Here's a New HACK! 0:00:01.920 --> 0:00:05.800 I had a hair on my tongue. Okay, I hate that, sorry, 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:08.119 especially when it's not yours. How did it just get 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:08.959 random hair on you? 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:10.399 I don't know how you got random hair? 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:12.440 And why would I want a cold cut machine in here? 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:13.760 Where did that come from? 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:17.640 Cause I have to put everyone's requests in for things 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:22.520 with this new studio, and God, to be honest, you're 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:23.560 the one asking for the most. 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:27.120 Stuff, especially called a meat slicer. Okay, but you're the 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:29.560 one asking for the most stuff. You're talking about? What 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:30.640 have I asked for? 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:34.360 Can I have a TV over here? Can I have 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:34.840 a new. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:38.520 Clock over here? Can I get a new printer over there? 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:41.040 Can I have a new fridge over here? 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:42.040 No? 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:44.160 Can I have a recording light out there? 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:47.680 Can I have a security lock right there? Can I 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.760 have a new speaker over here? I could keep going. 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.599 Why can't I just have everything that I had? That's 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.440 all I'm asking for, because you have to get used 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.160 to change sometimes not when you need these things, Scott, 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:00.600 you don't need this is this goes back to everything 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.640 that we spoke about the last episode that I can't retreat. 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:04.960 Tell me which tell me which of those things I 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:05.839 don't need? 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:06.560 A TV. 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:08.840 I do need a TV because I'm the man for 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:09.360 breaking news. 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:10.000 You have it right here. 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.000 No, the plaques doesn't work anymore. They got rid of it. 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:12.520 They got rid of it. 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:13.800 Yes, so now there's no more TV. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:15.560 Okay, well I don't have a TV in front of 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:16.040 me anymore. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:16.840 That's a great story. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.000 Well, you could figure out how to get live breaking news. 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:21.080 You do have something called the cell phone. They usually 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:22.199 since breaking news alerts. 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:23.759 I can't sit and check my cell phone the whole time. 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:25.080 I just go like that and look at the TV 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:26.039 and it's just breaking news. 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:27.280 I like to watch the TV. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:28.000 I like the news. 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:29.840 Yeah, I mean I wanted a TV on my wall 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:30.639 and I didn't get. 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:32.800 It, so but I always had it. That's what I'm saying. 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.040 Why should I be punished and everything's taken away from it. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.560 I don't think you're not a child. You're not being punished. 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:39.680 You can't look at it as a punishment. I could. 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.920 Could I please have a refrigerator that works. That's the 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:43.640 old one. The milk goes bad in the day and 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.520 a half because you know, first of all, the little 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:47.919 temperature gauge on there. It goes from one to seven. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.559 But it doesn't say which one's colder and which one's warmer. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:52.000 I guess seven is cold. 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:53.640 You would think, right, But then if you go on 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:57.040 internet and look, some of them says one and some 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:57.680 of it says, so. 0:01:57.840 --> 0:01:58.640 Have you tried both? 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:03.200 I have with the same because their refrigerators broken. Interesting 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.760 to break, I don't know. Probably in the move from 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:07.520 that wonderful moving company. 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:10.040 That lost my work laptop that lost Everythingbody knows how 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.800 to report a missing work laptop but also not make 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:14.919 it your fault. Hit me up because I would like 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:17.600 to know I have to report my laptop is missing? 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:21.560 Who to it? So? It was literally just here? 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:23.959 I know I have to tell Raj. I'm gonna say, hey, 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:25.920 my laptop was in one of the boxes I packed 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:28.760 up and the box never arrived. So would really love 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.400 to know how I'm supposed to proceed. They can just 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:35.000 get you another laptop, but security they need to like 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:36.400 wipe the other one. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.400 This has been going on for weeks. 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.760 I know they just keep expecting the box to show up. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:41.800 Nothing is showing up. 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:42.560 I don't get what. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.200 My headphones are gone, my office supplies are gone, Wendy's 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:48.560 gift cards for contest winners gone. 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.320 That moving company needs to be like dealt with. And 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.320 that guy was like I know where everything? He was 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:58.280 the worst human. There's a million boxes. All you want 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.639 to do is find yours that you have clearly because 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.160 I did clearly label it, and I'm just. 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:05.840 You did, I saw your labels. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.839 I did. I clearly labeled Elvis Durant show six floor 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.160 because I even put my name on it. And I'm like, 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.680 nobody knows who Andrew Piglici is at Elvis Duranto, but 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:14.799 they do know who Elvis Durant at Elvis Duranto is. 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.399 So we just put it on six floor. Boom done. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:21.360 This man when we are at the fifth floor of 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.120 our new building that apparently has every single box in 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:27.480 itore these boxes are missing, and the man comes out 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:30.200 in a fluster with a clipboard. Oh no, no, no, no, no, 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:31.680 we definitely packed it. 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:33.200 Are you sure? 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:34.480 Yeah? No, I'm sure. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:34.600 No. 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:35.880 I have a photographic memory. 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.160 I would go, well, there is one box of mine 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:41.160 that I found that was buried under everything, and inside 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:44.720 of it credit cards, easy passes, all the vehicle things, 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:46.560 and I'm like, thank god, that shit. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:46.760 See. 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:48.320 I remember the day that we were moving out of 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:50.360 the old building. I had that box in my hand. 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.520 I'm like, I'm I just don't have any more hands 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:54.640 to carry stuff downstairs, so I just threw it there 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:57.280 with a label and hope for the best, and thankfully 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:58.800 it made it. But I mean, all the other stay. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:01.480 I lost my stuff and I'm really sad about it. 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:02.320 Is there insurance? 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:04.040 No, I don't know. 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.320 I'm sure that this move was insured. You should have 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.640 checked into it already because I'm sure the time frame. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.120 I've been told that it could be in Secaucus. I 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:13.040 was told that there's like a million other things. 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.840 That like, Secaucus is where things go to die, so 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.880 you're never going to find it. Well, I'd love it's 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:22.360 probably in the swamp out back with Jimmy Hoffa. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:23.680 He's not under met life. 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:25.839 I thought they dug, didn't they dig? 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:26.600 I don't know. 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:28.560 I kind of remember them digging for it. 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:32.200 That's a scary conspiracy theory because like, imagine if you 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.760 were alive and that happened. Oh, this scares me so much. 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:39.200 Being buried alive is one of my greatest fears being Okay, 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.919 I got it, Yeah, buried alive is probably I would say, like, 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:44.359 I think it's number one for me. 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.360 Well, drowning, fire, suffocation, are mine? 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:51.360 Drowning I feel like it's roanic, right, So drowning you're 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.080 pretty much like I'm out of air and I just 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:53.640 pass out. 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:58.400 No, because you have filled with water. Sure, but that's 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:00.000 got to be the worst feeling in the world. 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:01.320 With out of doubt, but it's like a feeling and 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:01.880 then you're out. 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:03.200 I don't know how it being burned alive. 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:05.919 That's gotta be burned alive, carbon monoxide. You pass out that. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.640 I'm not worried about carbonoxide. Odal is tasteless. You don't know. 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:10.800 You just go feeling like. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:14.159 You inhale and you pass out nine times out of ten. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:18.440 It's very unfortunate and very terrifying. But you pass out 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:22.080 from the extreme pain and also the smoke. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.840 It just reminds me of the outsiders. What's his name 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:29.360 burned up in the fire? Yeah, Johnny, Johnny boy or whatever. Yeah, 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.080 pony boy, Pony, yeah, pony. 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:36.279 But yeah, buried alive terrifies me because imagine you're just 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.480 in a box the size of this table, and you're 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:41.600 literally just like I can't move, I can't move, I 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:42.200 can't get. 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:44.000 Out, and there's no more air coming. Oh. 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.800 Terrifying. Scares me to no end. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:48.800 What about the old lady that the hospital sent to 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:50.520 the funeral home and then she was moving in the 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:55.279 bag she How does that even happen? I think that 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:56.080 was in Iowa. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.719 Someone clearly was doing their job right. Plus it's Iowa, 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:01.320 it wasn't cedar rapids. And there it is that you're 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.120 mentioned what cedar rapids? God's mentioning? 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:05.000 Yes? 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:09.000 No, so yeah, being buried alive is probably my top fier, easily, 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:13.000 hands down. I think. Also the ocean scares me. Yeah, 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.000 the ocean or space? Which one is scarier? 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.960 Well, See, I don't know of space. I've never been, 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:19.400 but I know I've been in the ocean, So I 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:24.280 don't know of space. I know ocean. I'm gonna sign 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.240 up to be like the Space Army. What are those 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:28.320 guys called Space Force? Yeah, I want to be on 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.560 the Space Force. Okay, I think that's cool. 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.920 Honestly, they any type of intelligence agency, I feel it 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:39.280 could use you because I think with your extreme I'm intelligent, well, 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:44.400 with your extreme craziness no organizational skills, I think they 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.400 could use that. Like, hey, we're moving a lot of 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.480 these cars over to this new one. Someone's got to 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:52.360 transfer all the registration that would be to space licenses. 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:54.159 You'd be the best person on that. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:54.440 That I could do. 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:56.160 Oh yeah, of course, just give me everyonce. 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:58.840 Yep, I've met with that for space license. But are 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.080 these other is the space the space force people, they're 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:03.200 not like patrolling space. They're on Earth. 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:04.400 No, what do you mean. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.440 No, they're not up in the space station with a 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.120 badge and go hold on, No, there is exactly. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:12.280 Yeah, that's not a thing. Yeah, it's more for like again, 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:15.200 I guess because soon you got to figure like they're 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.200 gonna figure out how to mine things on other planets. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.720 And once that happens, then it's like who's in charge 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:23.640 of that? Where are we going with this? 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:25.360 So they have like space police cars. 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:26.760 I don't think there's gonna. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:27.120 Be space. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:29.760 I bet you in our lifetime. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:35.000 No, maybe you're not really that much younger. 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:38.680 They're gonna do space transport. Like I believe by the 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.880 end of my life, people will be like, oh, yeah, 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:43.240 I just went on a honeymoon to. 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:47.360 The moon, a honey moon squared. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:50.760 Yeah, we should start selling vacation packages. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.040 I'm sure someone's already doing it. Well, go back to 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.960 the meat slicer. Okay, have you ever used one? Yes, 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.840 I have to know the industrial one, not like when 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:58.680 you can get for your house. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:07:59.000 No. 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.720 I I worked at a bagel place. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:04.240 Yeah. I worked at Campobello's. It was a deli in 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:07.920 New Jersey. I was a terrible cashier, and I used 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.520 the meat slicer once or twice. I wasn't legally allowed 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:11.600 to because it was only fifteen. 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.320 Ooh, you have to be eighteen. Some states it was different, 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.320 maybe sixteen seventeen, but New York was eighteen. 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:17.280 I wasn't allowed. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:22.960 I like this. I loved it. Yeah. 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:24.480 When was the sound? 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.760 And then you adjust the thickness with a little dial. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:30.560 I know exactly why. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.640 I used to get thick cuts, oh wow. And I 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:34.880 would just take them home thick cut meat yep. And 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.400 then the ends were the best. You know, if you 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:39.400 go to a deli counter at any supermarket and you're like, hey, 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.600 can I get the ends please? Like they save it. 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.360 It's all gross because it's like in a bucket, and 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:44.880 then they just wrap it up and they sell to 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:46.439 you for like twenty cents a pounds. When I was 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.319 a kid, my dad would always buy the ends. I 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.600 would go in the refrigerator and it'd be hunks of 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:52.800 ends of meat with like you know, four coals in 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.839 the end because the thing would hold it on. Yeah, well, 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:57.120 I will say meat. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:00.559 There was also the difference between the I only learned 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:03.320 later in life was yellow American and white American same thing, 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:08.040 just coloring, No white American. I'm convinced taste different. I 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:09.680 agree with you, it's a milder. 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:11.560 I agree with you, but it's not. You close your 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:12.400 eyes and you wouldn't know. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.800 My friend Joe's mom would always get the white version 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.520 of the cheese, and when she would make like a 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.719 grilled cheese or anything, I would always. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.680 Be like, wow, yeah, it's funny you say that. Because 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.760 I had friends down the block. They only bought the 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:26.160 white slices and I wouldn't eat them. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:27.439 I believe that. 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:27.800 Well. 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:29.560 I was also weird when I was a kid too, 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:31.040 Like I would have panic attacks. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:34.240 When you were a kid. Yeah, oh, why go ahead, 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:37.199 I'm still a child. In my heart, I'm saying you're 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:37.679 still weird. 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:42.880 Oh cool, thanks. But if I got a cheeseburger like 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.720 off the Grilles, and if the bun was upside down, 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.920 I would have like a full on meltdown. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.520 Even if there were grill marks on the top of 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:49.960 the button. 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:54.280 No, like if the bottom bun was on the top 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:55.120 where the cheese. 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.120 Oh, I see, so if it was flipped over, so 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:59.800 if the half round part was on the bottom. Yeah, 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.920 it's a difference. I mean, it's weird, but who cares 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:02.480 taste the same? 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:05.320 No, I would freak out. It wasn't great. It was 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:06.880 very odd. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:08.960 A lot of kids have stuff like that. I did, 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.160 I probably I still do. My whole life is that. 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:13.600 Oh I hate sour cream still. 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.920 And cottage cheese. Oh can I say something? 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:18.319 That's a texture thing to me? I can't get over 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:21.319 the texture of cottage cheese. It doesn't make sense. It's disgusting. 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:25.680 Okay, So my dad, you know, he's an old guy. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.840 Social media not really his thing, but he tries, you know. 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:30.439 I mean he's the guy that like ten years ago 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.840 when Facebook's really whatever, like he facebooked live from his 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.840 bed and he was just sitting there like reading a book. 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:38.160 I had no idea that he was on Facebook. But 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.240 so he answers all these things, you know, you see, 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.080 like the big fonts and the things. It's like, yeah, 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.200 when's the last time you did whatever you know, and 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.880 like seven thousand people answer. It's usually some something like 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:49.960 just trying to get your name or whatever. But so 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.280 one of them was from some radio station like Wink 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:55.360 ninety whatever, and it said what do you eat with 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:59.000 cottage cheese? So I was just scrolling through it. I 0:10:59.040 --> 0:10:59.920 see my dad answer. 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:00.880 What did he say? 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:05.360 He wrote sour cream and Maraschino cherries. Oh good. So 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.640 I had to confront him on it last night when 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.040 we were out for dinner. I'm like, Dad, First of all, 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.200 do you know that everyone can see that? And second 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.600 of all, never in my life have I ever seen 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:18.200 you eat cottage cheese and add sour cream to it 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:19.920 with Maraschino cherries. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:21.000 Go. 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:23.760 That doesn't even make any sense. Sour cream and cottage 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:27.040 cheese are similar. They're in the same family. One as chunks. 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:27.520 One doesn't. 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.760 Oh my god, please please please please please, you don't mix? 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:30.840 Hey, what are you doing? 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:35.920 We'll be back right after this? Why And we're back? 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:37.959 But no cottage cheese sour cream? 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.240 I okay. Growing up when I was a kid. 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:44.040 I think it's the texture of cottage cheese that gets me, 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.839 but also the smell. You don't like the curds. I 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.640 just even the word alone. I like large curd cottage, 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:54.880 Oh good. I don't like whipped cottage cheese. Sour cream 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.640 to me, there's just a taste. It's like too tangy. 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:00.760 It's not sour. It's not that sour like it. It's 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:02.480 not like a sour patch kid. It's a little bit 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:06.640 like he used to always eat sour cream and blueberries. 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.360 Like I'd be sitting in the kitchen he would have 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:12.240 a big bowl of sour cream blueberries, and I felt 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:14.839 the same way. But then I tried it, and it's 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:20.560 an actually very interesting flavor combination. Jails, you and your 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.160 family jail. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:24.600 Okay, well you know what, Well here's this then, So 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:27.280 I like blintzes. You know what a blintz is, right, 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:30.280 that's like a Doughey. It's a creepy kind of thing. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:34.439 It's a Jewish delicacy. And usually it's the sweet cheese 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.199 that's in there. It's like, I don't know what they 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:38.080 call it. It's not rocotta, but it looks like, yeah, 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.160 it's sweet, you know. So I would always eat that 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:43.600 with sour cream. But then growing up, they also made 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:49.640 fruit blintzes, apples, cherry, blueberry, potato, and I would put 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.720 sour cream on all of those. So fruit and sour 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.880 cream kind of does you know, because the sweet kind 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.960 of compliments the sour. I know it sounds disgusting. 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:01.720 It's just to me, the flavor profile. It doesn't work 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.800 because I just don't like the taste of sour. Like 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:08.440 I can always test. I can always tell when it's there, 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:10.880 like Taco Bell tacos whenever they would put that in there. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:12.800 M m oh. So you don't eat sour cream on 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:13.719 Mexican stuff. 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:16.760 I don't, huh, But I like, at this point, I 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:19.280 can live with it. If it's there, I can eat 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.560 around it. But I don't like I see people eating 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:26.680 like full dollops of sour cream and I just a 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.439 dollop a day. I would No, that's just never been 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:32.520 me and I can't do it. Yeah, and cottage cheese, 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.960 it's one hundred percent of texture thing for me, and 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:35.760 I can't do it. 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:38.040 There are certain things that don't belong in squeeze bottles, 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.719 and I believe that sour cream is one of them, 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.800 Like Daisy has that squeeze one. Yeah, I don't know, 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.560 I mean, I guess it's I guess it could be 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:49.280 functional for something like you could spray it on tacos. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:54.840 And I gotta say TikTok has made people disgusting meals 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:58.959 even worse. My kids try everything. I don't care everything. Well, 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:01.640 now the macaroni cheese hacks or what always gets to me. 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:06.080 It's not it's not like melt an entire brick of 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.319 velveta and then throw Like. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.240 My kids are like, watch this hack. I'm like, it's 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:14.520 not a hack, it's just dumb. Well, they do every 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:18.040 there's this one a hole on TikTok. They watch him. Oh, 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:20.440 maybe he's on YouTube whatever it is, and everything he 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.640 does I think is so cool. I'm like, just because 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:25.880 he's doing it doesn't mean it's real and safe. Yeah, sure, don't. 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:28.240 You can't. You can't eat a whole kiwi just because 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:28.920 he said you can. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.720 I mean you could eat a kiwi, yeah, but you 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:33.040 usually don't eat the outside. 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:37.960 It probably hurts your belly, wouldn't you think the brown 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:39.600 hard stuff? 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:42.320 I don't know, like banana peels you could eat what. 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:43.840 I'm sure you could eat banana peels. 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.480 I don't think you can. I think you could, I 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:46.840 don't think your body can break it down. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.160 Ask the Siri. Hey Siri, we. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:52.400 Don't have her out. I'll ask her over here. 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:56.119 You could definitely eat a banana peel, hey Siri. Huh 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:58.560 uh huh? 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.600 Can you eat a banana peel? Oh? You stupid ahole? 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:07.400 Oh sorry? Can you eat banana peel? Oh? She said 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:11.640 that's not nice. She said that's not nice, but didn't 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:11.960 say it. 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:12.720 Are you kidding? 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:13.960 That's not nice? 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:17.080 You're a computer. You can't tell me what's nice. 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:28.720 Whatever, do your job, hey Siri. Can humans eat banana peels? Yes, 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:30.760 there are people who eat the peel as well as 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.680 the fruit of the banana boom. That doesn't mean you should. 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:36.480 Hey, guys, here's a really cool Heck, you could eat 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:37.360 banana peels. 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:38.640 Yeah, but do you eat the top? 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:41.240 Forty five million views later and all these little kids 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:42.640 are eating full banana peels. 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.080 I don't get it though. These That's the problem is 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:46.800 kids see every It's bad. 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.480 It's never been worse, and the government needs to crack 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:51.800 down on it. You're right, swear on my life. They 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.440 need to change the social media age to eighteen. You 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:57.040 should not be on social media networks until you are eighteen. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.920 They need to verify your age way better. On these things. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.920 It's creating such a terrible toxic environment. 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:05.680 I mean, here's the thing. There's regulations on everything in 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.800 this world, but yet some a hole online can just say, yeah, 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.400 go stick your penis and a manhole cover and it's great. 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:12.880 You know eything, you did do that? 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.240 No, I just pulled that out the internet. Yeah. And 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:16.880 then and then all the kids are doing it. Like 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.880