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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do

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Speaker 2: you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this

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Speaker 2: is Karen Kilgara. Hi, Karen, Hi Chris. It's good to

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Speaker 2: see your friend. You look well.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I just slapped on a bunch of makeup and then

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Speaker 2: So there was a little shape of your side view

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Speaker 2: of your face made out of foundation on the pillow case.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I actually waited all day to take a shower.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I like to push it as an event, whether

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Speaker 1: Take a shower in the evening.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but if you don't you lay down a

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Speaker 2: towel on that pillow, right, because you know what happens

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Speaker 1: Chris, I washed my face before I go.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what you're carrying, you know. I'm

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Speaker 2: just saying, Uh, there are times and I know that

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Speaker 2: and it appears to be made of coffee.

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Speaker 2: Before you start pointing fingers, go look at your pillows.

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Speaker 2: My pillows are fifteen years old. Though that's the might

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Speaker 2: be here. I'm just saying, there are coffee stains on

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Speaker 2: so I think it's just wet heead. Oh I'm drunk. No, Hey,

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Speaker 2: it's not like that time where we stumbled on the

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Speaker 2: I maybe ate an edible that was stronger than night.

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Speaker 2: But all it's going to make is try harder to annunciate,

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Speaker 2: and I think we're going to be fine.

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Speaker 4: But I'm okay, Well, maybe let me take the lead

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Speaker 4: and you can just relax this.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. That's you. That was my bait,

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Speaker 4: Well, before we get into any more of your coffee

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Speaker 2: I think it's time.

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Speaker 4: I think it's high time, and it's very exciting. We've

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Speaker 4: never had him on the show before. He is a

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Speaker 4: young star comedian of today, beloved by many, very thrilled.

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Speaker 2: To have him here, Very funny on Twitter, Jewel Kim

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Speaker 2: Booster Ladies, Jewel Kim Booster. Hello.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that this was the kind of podcast

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Speaker 3: I could. I almost ate an edible as well before this,

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Before I actually, because I'm not like Chris, I could

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Speaker 4: So I feel like podcasting, especially these days where we're

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Speaker 4: This is your podcast, so there's kind of no way

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Speaker 2: In everyone that listens. Google's a lot we will find

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Speaker 3: And I use this as because I think, I think,

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Speaker 2: It really is frowned upon, isn't it. Except with animals,

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Speaker 3: My friend has a bulldog and he had to get

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Speaker 4: During an episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of weird shit going.

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Speaker 3: Apparently not. And apparently there was a yoga mat like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's the blended chicken of tears exact.

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Speaker 2: It's going back to what Joel and I were talking about.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they're just taking me too long.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you get your yoga met sandwich bread toasted.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I do. I think it makes it more palatable. Yes,

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Speaker 4: That's the consistency is too familiar, when you bite down

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Speaker 1: Do you know they there's a bunch of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they recover from Jarret. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: There was a Men's Health article and this was in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was high a chemical level. Taco Bell is

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Speaker 3: You can leave out a McDonald's burger for days, right.

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Speaker 1: Wait what was say underneath Taco Bell? I mean what

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Speaker 2: Even all things that made sense? I was surprised Taco

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Speaker 2: Right now, I'm deciding that this article and men health

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure that they claim that many things.

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Speaker 2: They say hello fresh, and I think that they're talking

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Speaker 3: and then he kept being like, how's the American Club,

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Speaker 3: How's the Italian BMT? And it's like, don't torture these

448
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,520
Speaker 3: subway employees like that. They don't give a ship. Yeah,

449
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 3: where they.

450
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 4: Are, there are do you want them to describe it

451
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 4: to you? It's all subjective. What do you like in sandwich?

452
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 2: Why they're called an artist because art is subjected.

453
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:20,159
Speaker 1: It's not, It's very true, and it's not. These are sandwiches.

454
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 4: You're not in some exotic foreign restaurant, you know what

455
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Speaker 4: I mean. It's like have you had a salami sandwich before?

456
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 3: And ask them what's good here?

457
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 2: So funny, you're right. Yeah, the bread probably in its

458
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 2: in its form, it comes out of a caulking gun

459
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 2: or something and then it's baked to bread shape. And

460
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Speaker 2: that's why they say in subway eat fresh, not yeah,

461
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: subway eat fresh, eat fresh. And it was always about

462
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 2: the bread.

463
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,119
Speaker 4: The only I bet you the bread it's baked in.

464
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 4: It only can be baked in that in that oven.

465
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 4: Like you couldn't steal it and take it home if

466
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 4: you work there, because it probably doesn't bake in a

467
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 4: real oven.

468
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 1: It has to be in the oven that that subway has.

469
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's like our little steel casket shaped exactly

470
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 2: like a loaf of bread that they clamp down.

471
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 4: But it's like this was made to bake yoga mats.

472
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 4: So don't try.

473
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 1: You can't just go taking this somewhere.

474
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: You can taste the downward dog.

475
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 4: What's your order at subway before we get out of

476
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Speaker 4: this area.

477
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Speaker 3: I either get a turkey, a twelve inch turkey on white,

478
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 3: double turkey with provologone, yeah, and veggies, or I get

479
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,400
Speaker 3: if I'm really feeling crazy and feeling like I want

480
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 3: to treat myself, I'll get an Italian BMT with turkey

481
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 3: instead of ham double turkey.

482
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, yeah, that sounds good. I stick with turkey

483
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 2: there too.

484
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 3: Turkey is the best lunch meat for you, I agree,

485
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 3: and it's also the but it also tastes the worst,

486
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 3: I think. Yeah, like everything that's good for.

487
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:56,439
Speaker 2: You, Yeah, right, turkey. I eat it because they have

488
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: the worst personality, worse since lommies. I've been around turkeys.

489
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 2: I've talked about this. They're assholes. I'm okay with eating them,

490
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 2: and I know that's controversial.

491
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I do think they are assholes. They're mean

492
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 3: and they'll chase you.

493
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're dinosaurs they have. They're just gaily legs. They

494
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 2: pinpoint that you're human and then they move in for

495
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 2: the attack.

496
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Speaker 4: I don't like turkeys, guys, we're all turkey sandwich at

497
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 4: subway people.

498
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Speaker 1: I think that's kind of nice, betiful. I think that's

499
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: nice for us as brand new friends.

500
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 3: It really brings us together.

501
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,679
Speaker 2: Do you feel differently about tuna now? You you'd to

502
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 2: eat a lot of tuna when we'd have our little

503
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 2: meetings at the one oh one Cafe, Cafe rest in peace.

504
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Speaker 1: Do you know I know it's not sad.

505
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah.

506
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Speaker 4: It's the only place I actually don't like fish, and

507
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 4: I don't really I don't really like tuna. But for

508
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 4: some reason, they made their tuna solad was almost dry,

509
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 4: if that makes sense, Like they put so little mayonnaise

510
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 4: in it that they didn't become some mayonnaise problem, which

511
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 4: is what I can't deal with, any kind of mayonnaise problem.

512
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 4: Solid is it real mayonnaise problem?

513
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: I don't like it. And I would always say to them,

514
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: to the waitress.

515
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 4: It was usually a waitress, I'd always say, can I

516
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 4: get your tuna salad sandwich?

517
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 1: But no mayonnaise on the bread?

518
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 4: Because they would put extra mayonnaise on the bread on

519
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 4: a tuna salad sandwich, where it's just like, guys, let's

520
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 4: think it through. So then when you would bite into

521
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 4: the bread, tuna would pop up through the holes.

522
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: In the bread. And to me, that is the worst

523
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Speaker 1: thing of all time.

524
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Speaker 3: I wish the more recently came around to mayo. I

525
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 3: had such an aversion to it because growing up, get this,

526
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 3: my parents would get miracle whip and call it mayo. Oh,

527
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 3: and they just think it's interchangeable. And I and I

528
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 3: finally as an adult, came around and finally got used

529
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 3: to mayo, and I was like, this is not the same,

530
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 3: and They're like, yes, it is. It's the same, and

531
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 3: it's and they gas lit me about miracle whip.

532
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 2: For years in the Midwest, right, yeah, it's just everything

533
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 2: that it has. Then the moniker of salad has miracle

534
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 2: whip and it's that sweet sweet maynaise.

535
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: Well it's so sweet, yes, bizarre.

536
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 4: We were an anti miracle whip family, So anytime I

537
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 4: would go to a friend's house and their mom made

538
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 4: sandwiches with miracle whip, it would totally be like, what

539
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 4: are you eating?

540
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 6: Oh?

541
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. There was people in my neighborhood. I wasn't allowed

542
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 2: to talk.

543
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: To stay away from that family.

544
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 2: There a miracle Whip family.

545
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 1: Stay away.

546
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,959
Speaker 4: Miracle Whip or Margarine is conniber shocker when like, if

547
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 4: it's something, that's it.

548
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 3: The other thing they said margarine is the same as

549
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: butter and it's not.

550
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 6: No.

551
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 4: Wait, are you from like Kansas, like directly in the

552
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Speaker 4: center of Illinois?

553
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so sort of, but.

554
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: Just a little above it a little bit. Did you

555
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: start doing stand up in Chicago?

556
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 3: Then I did.

557
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great place.

558
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, because it is like it's all the

559
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 3: stage time of New York, but no one's paying attention

560
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 3: and so you can.

561
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 2: Really think about it. It makes my favorite Canadians. I

562
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: don't know how to pin there is that energy.

563
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 3: I don't know exactly how to pinpoint it either, but

564
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 3: it's just like it's so cheap to get drunk there

565
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 3: and the stakes feel so low and everyone's just having fun.

566
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 3: I would not say I got good. I don't know

567
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 3: if I was a good comedian in Chicago. I think

568
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 3: I only got really good in New York. But I

569
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 3: miss my time in Chicago so much.

570
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 2: You moved to New York first, then did you like

571
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: start with Kyle Kanaan and those guys or.

572
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, they are much older than you. I

573
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 3: guess I'm coming up on my ten uyear started wood job,

574
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 3: which feels like a long time now, but I still

575
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 3: feel like a baby compared to some people that I

576
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 3: know who are who are doing this. But yeah, and

577
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 3: I moved to New York. I only I moved to

578
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 3: New York after like two years of doing stand up

579
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 3: and people said it was too soon.

580
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 2: They always do that.

581
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is the thing is that I moved

582
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 3: to New York with people who were several classes above

583
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 3: me in Chicago who wouldn't don't even know my name,

584
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 3: and we all had to start going to the same

585
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 3: fucking open mics. Yeah, nobody gives a shit what rooms

586
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 3: you were doing in Chicago when you go to New York.

587
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 3: And so we all started at the same level. And

588
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 3: it just you know, I was and I didn't. I had,

589
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 3: I had none of the ego.

590
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 5: You know.

591
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 3: It really bruised them because suddenly they couldn't go up

592
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 3: first at the open mic. But I was like, well

593
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 3: I'm used to going last. Yeah, yeah, this is fine,

594
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 3: this is my life.

595
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: Yes, and also I bet that I had a very parallel.

596
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 4: Experience where I lived in. I started in Sacramento, but

597
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 4: I was only there for like six months. Moved to

598
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 4: San Francisco, which was like the big in my mind,

599
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 4: the big time, but I only lived there for two years.

600
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 4: And then I moved to LA and everyone said it's

601
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 4: too early, you have to come here, and you have.

602
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: To blah blah blah.

603
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 4: Well it was all dudes that were telling me that,

604
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 4: and all these club owners in San Francisco had all

605
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 4: these little mini fifdoms and they did all this weird

606
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 4: manipulative shit where every time I'd go, I'd be like,

607
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 4: fuck this, like it would be that weird, like they

608
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 4: were kind of fucking with you, or I don't know

609
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 4: if I'm going to put you tonight, and I'd just

610
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 4: be like, it's not like I thought I was the

611
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 4: best comic of all time. I just knew that was bullshit,

612
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 4: Like that wasn't Their opinion didn't matter. So when I

613
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 4: moved to LA, and then everyone moved to LA, and

614
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 4: the exact same thing happened, where it was just a

615
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 4: total reset. So the people that were like super legendary

616
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 4: in San Francisco had to start over too, and it

617
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 4: was kind of cool because then every there was this

618
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 4: kind of like it almost felt like more of a

619
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 4: creative commune vibe where everyone was just like, well, let's

620
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 4: get our shit together and try to actually make a

621
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 4: mark instead of you know, like getting your perfect club

622
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 4: set down exactly how you want it, because it doesn't

623
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 4: you had to kind of do more than that in

624
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 4: la I think, which was cool, but in Chicago. I

625
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 4: just wanted to share my theory about Chicago because I

626
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 4: think there's like the bar culture helps the comedy culture,

627
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 4: and it has such a true love for Surprisingly I

628
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 4: lived there for a very brief time, but because of

629
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,959
Speaker 4: Second City and because of like you know, Steppenwolf, there

630
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 4: is a true love of like the arts and performing

631
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 4: and comedy specifically, and.

632
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 3: The theater scene there too, I think feeds into that

633
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 3: as well. Yeah, it has a really amazing storefront theater scene,

634
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 3: which is what I originally went there to do. But yeah,

635
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 3: I definitely think.

636
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: So it was like creativity thing is in the air,

637
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: and there's even though it acts like it's this you know,

638
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: blue collar, I'll beat the shit out of you kind

639
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,959
Speaker 1: of town, it actually has the heart of an artist,

640
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: so like, you know, we would go to bar shows.

641
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: There was a bar show we went to and it

642
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: was people reading from the like the personal ads. I

643
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: can't remember what it was specifically, it was so funny

644
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: and enjoyable and it was just like clearly a group

645
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: that did comedy together, that were like reading these things

646
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: out of the paper. That was such a funny, great

647
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: idea where I was like, oh, I see how like

648
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: sketch groups just pop up in this town, like comedy packs,

649
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: you know, packs of stand ups to developed together.

650
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 3: That is like it's so hard for you know what.

651
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 3: This is the thing too, I think about Chicago and

652
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 3: New York that I do think that LA sometimes lacks

653
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 3: in as much as in terms of per capita, is

654
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 3: that I do just think that there are a lot

655
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 3: of people who are comedy nerds in both those cities

656
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 3: who enjoy going to see stand up and those people

657
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 3: make up so much of the audiences of the shows,

658
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 3: whereas I do find in LA, and maybe it's just

659
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 3: the shows that I'm doing, is that's it's made up

660
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 3: about half of those people, and then half of people

661
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 3: who want to be where you are at that moment.

662
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 3: They want it, they're they're like either trying to do

663
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 3: something adjacent to comedy or comedians or actors or influence,

664
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 3: you know, like they're there for another reason. And it

665
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 3: is a different energy than New York and Chicago and

666
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 3: I'm sure even San Francisco too, and San Francisco.

667
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I started in Austin. There was that same feeling

668
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 2: of like there was this art community, such an appreciation

669
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: for art in the nucleus of Texas, which is otherwise

670
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: not what you think of when you think of art,

671
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: and then the same pressure like to stay. But it

672
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: was a vibey thing, like, oh, I'm waiting for Hollywood

673
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 2: to come to Texas, and they like try and top

674
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 2: me out a leaving and I'm like, no, I think

675
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 2: I want to experience different kinds of audiences. Yeah yeah,

676
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 2: but so much good art there.

677
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do get that.

678
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 4: I mean, I haven't done stand up in a while,

679
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 4: but that was my least favorite vibe. I was always

680
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 4: looking for a fight in the audience. When I did

681
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 4: stand up, I was always like, look, I hate you.

682
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 4: I'll figure out exactly how by the end of the set.

683
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 3: But just no, just no.

684
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 4: I'm also not a fan of yours, Like the worst

685
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 4: way to do stand up, but that vibe of I

686
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 4: could be doing this better thing. It was always something

687
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 4: I felt like I picked up on or it as

688
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 4: because I think I was in comedy before the Internet

689
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 4: and before the before the real big explosion, you know

690
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 4: that how it got when it got super popular where

691
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,719
Speaker 4: it I did start with audiences that had no interest

692
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 4: in doing comedy, and they were just like, I like comedy,

693
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 4: and there was a very the line was so distinct,

694
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 4: whereas then moving to LA and slowly but surely it

695
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 4: was like kind of everyone could be a comedian. That

696
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 4: was the vibe where it's like or anyone could anyone?

697
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was a little bit like this in

698
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 3: New York. But this is an experience that I've had

699
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 3: so many times in LA that is so frustrating is

700
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 3: that like someone will come backstage and be like so

701
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 3: and so the booker from Fallon is in the audience tonight,

702
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 3: you know, or like there's oh did you see there's

703
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 3: a bunch of like agents, or there's this person from

704
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 3: this network where somebody is in the audience and it's like, well, okay,

705
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: I'm not going to try this weird new bit that

706
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 3: I want to try I'm going to do good bits

707
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 3: now because I don't want to bomb in front of

708
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 3: the fucking fountain.

709
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 2: That right, you should do, and I would go always

710
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 2: get confronted by that, and I'm like, well then I'm

711
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 2: just gonna have fun and blow it and have a

712
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 2: few trinks and I'm gonna like make the wrong decisions

713
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 2: and show them how Lucy goosey I am. And that

714
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 2: doesn't work.

715
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 3: There was never anyone important in Chicago audiences. There was

716
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 3: never once, yeah, yeah, anyone important in a Chicago audience,

717
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 3: and that it was so freeing.

718
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, very true.

719
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 4: That's kind of how Yeah, that's how San Francisco was

720
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 4: a little bit, unless maybe Alice.

721
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,280
Speaker 1: Walker came to a show on Sanisco. San Francisco doesn't

722
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: have like celebrities like that.

723
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 4: Their celebrities are also like, you know, it's either Bobby

724
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 4: McFerrin or you know, the weirdest like when Sharon Stone

725
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 4: married that one rich guy. She lived there for a

726
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 4: little while. But yeah, you couldn't really, that wasn't.

727
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 2: Part of it. Karen, you've met Bobby McFerrin, No, don't worry,

728
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 2: be happy.

729
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: He lived in San Francisco for a long time.

730
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:06,919
Speaker 2: I love that song.

731
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's a hit. You know.

732
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 3: The weirdest celeb in a city that I know of

733
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 3: is you. Did you ever do the Comedy Addict in Bloomington, Indiana? Yeah,

734
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: it's one of my favorite clubs. Yeah, and Jesse Eisenberg

735
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 3: lives there with his wife in Bloomington, Indiana for some

736
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 3: for some inexplicable reason, and he goes to all the

737
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 3: shows at the Comedy Addicts. So, like, Jesse Eisenberg was

738
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 3: in the audience of my show and I was like,

739
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 3: why are you in Bloomington, Indian?

740
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 2: That's great? The TI I worked there multiple nights. The

741
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 2: guy that made the movie Hoosiers and then also this

742
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,760
Speaker 2: movie Breaking Away that I always liked with the best,

743
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 2: Daniel Stern and Dennis Quaid. He wrote those movies and

744
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 2: he taught film at that school and he was there

745
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 2: every night, and he was telling us when Trump was

746
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 2: running about because he was like married to some model lady.

747
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: He was talking about Trump trying to hit on his

748
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 2: wife and get her alan and stuff, and early on,

749
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, he sounds like a bad guy. I

750
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: hope he doesn't become our president like early on, but

751
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 2: he was the nicest guy and he just liked comedy.

752
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 2: He hung out there. He was in the green room

753
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 2: with the Other funny thing about that club is the

754
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 2: guy that runs it. The green room is also his office.

755
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 2: So well, you're getting ready looking at your notes before

756
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 2: a show and he's he's like, yeah, how many people

757
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 2: are with your party? Okay, Like he's taking those calls

758
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 2: in the green room.

759
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 4: Which it's funny because I both Hoosiers and Breaking Away

760
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 4: are two of my very favorite movies, but they're not

761
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 4: that similar.

762
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 1: So the idea that the same guy.

763
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 2: Blowing money. He was the best guy ever. He was

764
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: super funny and I had to start asking him questions

765
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 2: before He's like, oh, I I made some movies and

766
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 2: now I teach film here and I'm like, what, we're

767
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 2: the movie? And then you told me and me too.

768
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 2: I love those two movies. Yeah, they're so good, Yeah,

769
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: both of them. Breaking Away is the best.

770
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 3: Never seen them.

771
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: You gotta gotta see it. You gotta see the next

772
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 2: time you feel an urge to watch.

773
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 4: Kell right, But it's a true story, So even if

774
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 4: you don't care about them.

775
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 3: Inspirational sports movie. I can't get enough of an inspirational sports.

776
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 4: And also Gene Hackman is the coach and he's amazing,

777
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 4: and then fucking Barbara Hershey before when she still has

778
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 4: real thin Like every outfit Barbara Hershey wears in this movie,

779
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 4: because it's the fifties in Indiana is the best. How

780
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 4: every time she walks on she'll have like like a

781
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 4: moss green you know, mock turtleneck, short sleeve shirt is.

782
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: Sweater and I'll just be like, where'd she get that?

783
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: Or like a then like.

784
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 4: A Pendleton plaid jacket in autumn colors, where I'm just like.

785
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: This is the best movie. It's the best movie of

786
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 1: all time.

787
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 2: It's really good for wardrobe alone, why chit.

788
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: For Barb's outfits alone? But then the actual story, which

789
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 1: is the true story of this little ragtag basketball team

790
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: that made it to the top. They made it to

791
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: the top, no spoilers.

792
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 3: Oh well, sorry, just said I was going to watch it.

793
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 2: The inn Hoosiers they win at basketball.

794
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

795
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to blow the top off Mighty Ducks

796
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 2: for everybody. They win, the kids win. Wow, I feel

797
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 2: bad for talking about that Mighty Ducks thing.

798
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 3: You really killed the convos.

799
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it was just because well again,

800
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 2: very very drunk.

801
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm fine, like just out of So what

802
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: year did you move, Togelus.

803
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 3: I moved to LA in twenty eighteen, Oh recently. Yeah,

804
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 3: so it hasn't been that long. Was it twenty seventeen, No,

805
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 3: it was twenty eighteen. It was twenty eighteen for sure.

806
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 3: And yeah, so I I it's weird because I I've

807
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 3: only known La, like in a very specific like I

808
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 3: didn't struggle. I haven't struggled in La, you know. Like

809
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 3: I came here. I came here to write on a show,

810
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 3: and I was already like a stand up who was

811
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 3: like like touring pretty regularly, and like felt comfortable there

812
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 3: and like was able to live by myself here, whereas

813
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 3: in New York every day was hell, you know, and

814
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 3: like and and in Chicago too. I mean my first

815
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 3: apartment in Chicago was a studio apartment for five hundred dollars,

816
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 3: and I remember being like, I don't know if I

817
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 3: can pay rent every month. Yeah, And now looking back

818
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 3: on that, now that is insane. I like, but it

819
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 3: was a real concern, and I like a big part

820
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,959
Speaker 3: of a big reason I started doing comedy is because

821
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 3: the only thing I could afford to consume as entertainment

822
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 3: was podcasts, and so I would listen to comedy podcasts

823
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 3: and like that really inspired me to start doing comedy.

824
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's so, that's amazing.

825
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: Would you do For a day job? In Chicago?

826
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 3: I worked for Groupon And this was sort of the

827
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 3: other prong of me starting comedy is I worked for

828
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 3: Groupon for four years. Even when I lived. My first

829
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 3: job in New York was also a company that Groupon bought.

830
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 3: I just transferred there and was able to do that,

831
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 3: and I worked in customer service. I started as a

832
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 3: temp in the customer service department. I was like the

833
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 3: seventy eighth employee of groupon.

834
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 2: Wow.

835
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 3: And then by the time I was I left to

836
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 3: go move to New York, I was running three call

837
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 3: centers in Ohio and Virginia as like a twenty four

838
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 3: year old, and it was it was. It's just an

839
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 3: emblematic of how stupid the company was, because like I

840
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 3: had no business doing that, I had no qualifications, Like

841
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 3: I was an operations manager, and I like literally was bad.

842
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 2: I was bad at the Do you didn't have a

843
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 2: passion for it or do you feel like if you

844
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 2: had stayed you would be like, well, there.

845
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 3: Were moments when I was in New York where I

846
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 3: was like I could live comfortably doing this because I

847
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 3: was like good at the job that I was an

848
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 3: account manager for this restaurant group in New York, and

849
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 3: like getting screamed at by restaurant managers I was extremely

850
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 3: good at. And I remember like just like being like, well,

851
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 3: maybe if all of this doesn't work out, like I

852
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 3: could just work in startups for the rest of my

853
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 3: life and be happy. But I'm glad that I didn't

854
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 3: do that.

855
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 2: Yeah too, sure, yeah, yeah.

856
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: It's almost like you spend enough time and then you're

857
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, getting yelled at restaurant managers is this

858
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: thing where I've like, you figure out the way to

859
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: get through it and then yeah, which is like that

860
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: and I think that's what happens to people in jobs.

861
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: But it's like, but is that your dream?

862
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 5: You know?

863
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,720
Speaker 1: Is that how you want to spend your days.

864
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 3: I also find that job really taught me that every

865
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 3: single person who runs a restaurant is crazy. There is

866
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 3: not a single well well like there's just not anyone

867
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 3: who is stable who's doing that job, because how could

868
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 3: you It's a job where you work like fourteen to

869
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 3: sixteen hour days and you're like it doesn't pay super

870
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 3: well and like you're just dealing with shit all the time.

871
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 3: And yeah, they're all coke addicts or just nuts people.

872
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's always usually going to go out of business.

873
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: I mean it's not. The average is like they in

874
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: two years, they all go out of business.

875
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

876
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 3: And now with COVID, everything is going to be a

877
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 3: restaurant group owned. It's going to be like secretly it's

878
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 3: going to look like an independently owned business, but it's

879
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 3: all going to be owned by the same people who

880
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 3: own all of gardens.

881
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wonder how cocaine sales are right now.

882
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 3: Seems to be thriving. Yeah, seems to be doing well

883
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 3: during this time.

884
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 4: They're a resilient bunch, you know what I mean. They

885
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 4: just they pivot. They know how to use their different talents.

886
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: Just because they're sing around a room constantly.

887
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,439
Speaker 4: They pivot to selling cigarettes along with their coke. Yeah,

888
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 4: don't want to make two trips. Let me do this

889
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 4: for you. You're gonna need these.

890
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 3: The only difference is, I will say, is that my

891
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 3: drug dealer now won't make deliveries. You have to come

892
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 3: to him. He refuses to he refuses to make out

893
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 3: going calls. You have to go and visit him. That's

894
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 3: smart and that's the only difference in in the COVID

895
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 3: world of my drug use.

896
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would like does he have a

897
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 2: little sneeze guard like a plexi glass? What's his setup

898
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 2: when you were ry?

899
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 3: No, it's just like in his in his.

900
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 2: Oh that's perfect.

901
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 4: So you're gonna do you even bleep out the name

902
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 4: of the kind of type of car, just for safety reasons,

903
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 4: just for no drug dealer visits you at night. Let's

904
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 4: bleep out the time.

905
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 2: And that makes for good podcasting. When you bleep something,

906
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 2: they're like, ooh, like they're involved in some kind of espionage.

907
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 2: So you drive to the car and mean, yeah, I'm

908
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 2: going to there, come to me.

909
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 3: And then he throws it into your car window and

910
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 3: you throw a lot of cash at him. You know,

911
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 3: it's crazy. It's all done through Venmo now, which feels

912
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 3: sort of like we shouldn't be doing that, but it's

913
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 3: all done through Venmo.

914
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 4: Do you just always put a picture of a slice

915
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 4: of pizza underneath it?

916
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, something.

917
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: Some pizza I think.

918
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 3: I always do, like the little like Halo emoji, it's

919
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 3: still a good person.

920
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you scroll through sometimes I do. It's the

921
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 2: weirdest wormhole to fall down. But just because I don't

922
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 2: know why they're there, people's reports on their Venmo purchase.

923
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: It's usually Halo's and pizza you're never getting.

924
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 3: Whenever I see whenever I see someone's like Venmo transaction

925
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: and it's like tickets it's like that's drugs helper tickets

926
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 3: for what.

927
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: Ticket goods for the big concert? I don't think, so

928
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: I always look at that.

929
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 4: And because everything I do on Venmo is private because

930
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 4: I feel self conscious where I'm like, how can nobody

931
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 4: else feel self conscious the way I do about how

932
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 4: they spend their money.

933
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 3: Well, I will say there was a time when I

934
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 3: was public because I was writing really funny Venmo captains

935
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 3: right every time. That's what every time I would pay

936
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 3: my friends, I would write literal paragraphs long Venmo like

937
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 3: as long until the character limit was reached, and it

938
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 3: would be these long stories of like I like, how

939
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 3: dare you come after my kids in the way that

940
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 3: you did. I'm paying you back for the clothes that

941
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 3: they you say that they ruined, but this and like

942
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 3: just go on and on and on, and I was

943
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 3: really proud of or just my creative peak.

944
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 2: Thirty five dollars for a belly button removal surgery, just

945
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 2: have belly button removal surgery relocation.

946
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 4: And I guess I look at that as I scroll through,

947
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 4: I've never seen anyone like attempt to you know, like

948
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 4: the Paradise Story. Yeah, most of the jokes are the

949
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 4: same thing over and over, and that's so I kind

950
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 4: of I scroll through with extreme disdain for a lack

951
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 4: of creativity and then extreme jealousy because it's like.

952
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: No one buys me any burritinos.

953
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 4: Like at first, I think I'm really like mad of

954
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 4: like stop trying to be funny, and then I'm like,

955
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 4: you're just fucking jealous because look at all these people

956
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 4: buying each other burritos.

957
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: Oh god damn day long.

958
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 2: So you've you've been scrolling through. I didn't know that

959
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 2: everyone hit that. Of course they are, because it's provided

960
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 2: why are you doing?

961
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 3: You know, it's weird. Venmo keeps being lumped in. I

962
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 3: see like all of these like we're all addicted to

963
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 3: social media, and like I saw an image today, a meme,

964
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 3: and it was all the social media site's logos on

965
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 3: pills in a person's hand, and Venmo was included in that,

966
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 3: and I was like, is ven are we including venmo

967
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 3: as a social media Now? Yeah, I don't think I'm

968
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 3: addicted to Venmo.

969
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just do you give me money?

970
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 3: The most useful one?

971
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: I would say, Yeah, really, it's actually rent. Get in there,

972
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: you get out.

973
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 4: You don't have to do anything extra, but you can

974
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 4: if you want. I think it's an interesting way to

975
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 4: figure out if you feel like and I feel like

976
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 4: in quarantine. This is the kind of stuff we spend

977
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 4: our time doing where it's like, oh, I see that

978
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 4: so and so has bought so and so yet another burrito.

979
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 4: I guess they're they're hooking up on the rig, but

980
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 4: one of them is cheap and won't spring for both.

981
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:36,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

982
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to write a little story.

983
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were. They were. They were using Venmo to

984
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 3: docs people who are going to Portavarta. Oh really, people

985
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 3: were just like putting like like the subscription.

986
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 4: Flying in the face of quarantine and then shape of

987
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 4: Porta or whatever that was that carry O'Donnell showed me

988
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 4: that video of when the boat sang the boat I'm

989
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 4: sorry that was funny.

990
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 3: I'm friends of a friend with someone who was on

991
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 3: the boat, and they were like, if you've got an

992
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 3: hour and a half, I have a story to tell,

993
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 3: And I was like, I will never have that much

994
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 3: time for this story. For story, I can almost guarantee

995
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 3: you you don't need that much time to tell the

996
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 3: story because I know the ending, I know how I

997
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 3: know the good part of the story.

998
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: Yes, we saw the video of the good part of

999
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: the story.

1000
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 2: I don't know about the Porto Biota story.

1001
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: Well, can you sum it up, Chris?

1002
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 2: What happened?

1003
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 3: The basically port of is like a is a destination

1004
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 3: for gay and straight people right now during the pandemic

1005
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 3: because Mexico is very very open, and so a lot

1006
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 3: of people were getting in trouble over New Year's because

1007
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 3: it was a big destination for New Years, and specifically

1008
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 3: there was like this gay account that was sort of

1009
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 3: like dosing and tattling on people who were down there

1010
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 3: via their social media posts, like would repost people's social

1011
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 3: media posts of being on vacation and be like, you know,

1012
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 3: shame them. And at one point during the New Year's weekend,

1013
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 3: of boat full of gay men capsized in Mexico. And

1014
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 3: there's footage of it, and there's footage of it. Okay,

1015
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 3: no one died, so it's fine to laugh.

1016
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and no one died at the Trump rally.

1017
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 2: That was boat based, right. It's fun to watch boats sync.

1018
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 2: That's all it really is. It really really, we don't

1019
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 2: want anyone to get hurt, but a boat sinking is funny,

1020
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 2: and that's why I laughed through Titanic.

1021
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 4: It's also funny to watch people panic in situations where

1022
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 4: you think, like the one clip that I remember, it

1023
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 4: was like somebody pulling somebody else up on the boat

1024
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 4: that didn't sink, or like a breath that came to help,

1025
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 4: and the person was being so dramatic that was getting

1026
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 4: pulled up on the boat where it's just like, ah, right.

1027
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 3: Like I'm pretty sure from the footage they were pretty

1028
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 3: close to like the dock area. It wasn't like they

1029
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 3: were out in the middle of the ocean. It was

1030
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 3: a very easy swim back to shore and.

1031
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 4: Kind of gorgeous and luxurious where it's like, isn't this

1032
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 4: what you would.

1033
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: Down there for? Why are you screaming?

1034
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 4: It's like, I know it's like jarring that a boat

1035
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 4: would sink, but you know how to swim.

1036
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 3: I will say, I have been on so many cruises

1037
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 3: and I've it's always a fear of mine that the

1038
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 3: boat will sink. It is always, always, always a fear

1039
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 3: of mine that the boat will sink. But I I

1040
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 3: still go. And I love being on a boat. I

1041
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 3: love being on a cruise. I've been on cruises. The

1042
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 3: last the cruise before last that I went on. I

1043
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 3: work a lot of gay cruises as the comedian. Oh yeah,

1044
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 3: and it's my rep My agents hate it because it

1045
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 3: pays ship, but I love it because it just feels

1046
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 3: like a free vacation. And the last one, the one

1047
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 3: before last that I went on, the jail filled up

1048
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 3: on the boat.

1049
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 2: There's a jail on the boat.

1050
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 3: There's a jail and it filled up. That's how crazy

1051
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 3: the boat was. And start taking crew members out of

1052
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 3: the out of their rooms and using the crew members'

1053
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 3: rooms as overflow jail cells.

1054
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 2: Do they ever say the phrase you're about to go

1055
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 2: to boat jail?

1056
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 3: I hope only.

1057
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: Do we know what the average crime to get you

1058
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: in boat jail?

1059
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 3: I think there was a lot of theft and a

1060
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 3: lot of domestic disputes. Okay, I think some I mean,

1061
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 3: I can't imagine any of it was drug related because

1062
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 3: everyone was like, I have a joke about it, But

1063
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 3: it is like I've never seen a community come together

1064
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 3: more heavily to just do one thing, which is smuggled

1065
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 3: drugs onto a boat. Yeah, we all, like everybody from

1066
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 3: every walk of life, every age, every every gender, every race,

1067
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 3: just came together to do this one thing, which was

1068
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 3: to sneak our drugs.

1069
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 2: And so they're getting arrest.

1070
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 3: And I don't think, but I actually don't think. And

1071
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 3: actually the last trip, the last boat that I went on,

1072
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 3: they shut they shut down the dock for a while

1073
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 3: because there was a bomb scare because one of the

1074
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 3: bomb sniffing dogs freaked out on and of course it

1075
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 3: was because we came later to find that a lesbian

1076
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: was trying to bring a decommissioned land mine onto the

1077
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 3: boat as a prop for the military party.

1078
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 6: What oh my god, because we come to find of course,

1079
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 6: of course the landmine bringing lesbian.

1080
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 2: Was there to be an old dog to be like, hey,

1081
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 2: I know this smell.

1082
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 5: I was in w W two, I know this smell

1083
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 5: so familiar, old lace, and the poor thing they wouldn't

1084
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 5: let her on the boat.

1085
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 3: After that, which I kind of you understand, but at

1086
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 3: the same time, I'm so sad. I was like sad

1087
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 3: for her because I was like, she was just trying

1088
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 3: to be on themes. She was trying to bring her

1089
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 3: costume to the next level.

1090
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 1: Would be hilarious.

1091
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 4: This is this is going to like you can just

1092
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 4: picture how she imagined.

1093
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: She was going to just.

1094
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 4: Show like, you know, like win the party basically with

1095
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 4: the best prop.

1096
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 2: And for the best prop with the most authentic history.

1097
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: And then she's like, in her house, thank you, I'm lucky.

1098
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 2: I'm handcuffed to a radiator. That is insane.

1099
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 3: It's awesome.

1100
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: We went cruises. My parents met on a cruise.

1101
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 2: My dad was a.

1102
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: Purser, Yes, on princess cruises.

1103
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 4: My dad was a purser and my mom was a

1104
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 4: nurse and my mom was engaged and my dad, it

1105
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 4: was the He fell in love with her the second

1106
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 4: he saw her, so he would always try to hang

1107
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 4: out with her. And then he said, hey, come on,

1108
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 4: you have to go on this double date with me

1109
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 4: because my friend is going out with this girl and

1110
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 4: they're in Hong Kong.

1111
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: I believe it was, and he's like, you have to

1112
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: go with me.

1113
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 2: Just a boat off the boat.

1114
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: It was like they had the weekend off or the

1115
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: days off or whatever, and they.

1116
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 2: Were pretty romantic. I've never heard this story.

1117
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: I likes it's my favorite. Yeah, so my mom used

1118
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: to tell the story.

1119
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 4: They go to this really fancy because all the people

1120
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 4: were really well connected because they would just go on

1121
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 4: the same loop.

1122
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: The cruise would always be the same. So if they

1123
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: were going to, you know.

1124
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 4: Whatever part of the world they were going to, they'd

1125
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 4: already been there fifteen times, so they had connections there

1126
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 4: at this really beautiful fancy restaurant in Hong Kong, and

1127
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 4: the guy that they were on the double date with,

1128
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 4: he was like super into this woman. And the woman

1129
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 4: he was with was a lunatic and she was shitface drunk,

1130
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 4: like from the beginning of the date. And so my

1131
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 4: mom didn't wasn't friends with her, like didn't know her,

1132
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 4: so kind of didn't know what to do.

1133
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: And my mom said she was like a character out

1134
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: of like she was just kind of a dippy girl

1135
00:54:59,120 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 1: that was kind of like.

1136
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 4: This, and that halfway through the dinner she passed out

1137
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 4: in her soup. She literally went she was so drunk,

1138
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 4: she went face down in her souper bowl.

1139
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 2: That happened.

1140
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 3: It happened, really gallant, this is a relationship.

1141
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: Immediately were like they thought it was the funniest thing

1142
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:17,720
Speaker 1: in the world.

1143
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,240
Speaker 4: But my mom was also like, who are these people

1144
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 4: that you're friends with? Like she just thought my dad

1145
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 4: hung out with total lunatics.

1146
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the best.

1147
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 4: So we went on a for my mother's sixtieth birthday,

1148
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,959
Speaker 4: we all went on a family cruise to Alaska because

1149
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 4: that was the one place she had never gone to.

1150
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 4: And I loved it because there was nothing I loved

1151
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 4: more because everyone on that crew, my sister and I

1152
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,240
Speaker 4: were the youngest by far than almost anyone on the cruise.

1153
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: There was a couple like grandchildren that were there.

1154
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 4: With their grandparents, but other than that, everyone was like

1155
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 4: sixty five or older. And my sister and I would

1156
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 4: go for the entertainment because I was like, if there,

1157
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 4: I said to my sister, if there's a comedian, I

1158
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 4: can't watch it because it all just feel like I'm

1159
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 4: doing it and it'll hurt. It'll hurt me so about it,

1160
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,240
Speaker 4: like I'll stress out. But they didn't have a comedian.

1161
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 4: They just had someone that hosted bingo like it was

1162
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 4: like bingo three to four, bingo four.

1163
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: To five or whatever. So we would just sit there and.

1164
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 4: Play bingo for as long as we possibly could, and

1165
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 4: it was my favorite favorite thing.

1166
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: It was so relaxing.

1167
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 3: I fucking love it. And I met a bunch of

1168
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 3: there's a bunch of people Apparently going on cruises is

1169
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 3: cheaper than hospice care, and so there are a bunch

1170
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 3: of people on these gay cruises that go cruise to cruise,

1171
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,760
Speaker 3: uh and are planning on dying on one of the cruises.

1172
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,919
Speaker 1: So they like just sit in their chairs on the

1173
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: deck and like, that's how.

1174
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 3: I want to go. If I'm going to go, I'm

1175
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 3: gonna I want to go out on the water in

1176
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 3: fucking nice right.

1177
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that since don't wait till I'm cremated.

1178
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 2: I'll just dive off at the last moment. I'll sprinkle

1179
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 2: my own asses.

1180
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,479
Speaker 6: Just kind of get yourself to the edge and throw

1181
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 6: yourself off.

1182
00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 2: Oh that's insane.

1183
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is a lot of sense. Actually.

1184
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, every time I've been on a cruise, and I've

1185
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 2: been on like three of them, there is a someone

1186
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 2: always dies. There's always some horrible an elevator breakdown, or

1187
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 2: a sewage problem. It's it's kind of scary being on

1188
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 2: You're floating on a giant porta potty.

1189
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's sort of indefensible. It's really, it's an

1190
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 3: indefensible industry. It's it's awful. It really is not necessary

1191
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 3: in any way, and it is terrible for the environment.

1192
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 3: And I just can't get it.

1193
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 2: It's so fun and you pull up to some they

1194
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 2: put they park the boat right on top of a

1195
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 2: coral reef, and people that live in this town are

1196
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 2: forced to like dance or give blankets. It's like so

1197
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 2: embarrassing every time I've done it. There's like when you

1198
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 2: make these stops, it's so embarrassing to come off this

1199
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 2: cruise hip of a bunch of white people and you're

1200
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 2: in Jamaica and people are dancing and trying to sell stuff,

1201
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't I had fun up until

1202
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 2: the stops. There's something about the stops that bothered me, Like, hell,

1203
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 2: we're gonna let them walk around with guilt. There's a

1204
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 2: couple hours.

1205
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 3: There is there's a so there I go. The gay

1206
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,479
Speaker 3: cruise company that I work for is Atlantis, and there's

1207
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 3: a they have a sister company that does lesbian cruises,

1208
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 3: and and and you cannot make this up, but so

1209
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 3: on the gay cruises, it's like party every night until

1210
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 3: six am, like just absolute nuts, balls to the wall,

1211
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 3: ass out. On the lesbian cruises, it's much chiller. And

1212
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 3: instead of every port that they go to, there's volunteerism

1213
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 3: instead of tourism. And one of the stops was one

1214
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 3: of the volunteerism activity was catching stray cats to bring

1215
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 3: to a nonprofit. You're staying kidding me. I'm not kidding you.

1216
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 3: And it could not be more on the nose. It's

1217
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 3: like it's like if I made that up, people would

1218
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 3: be like be less. You know, you hack that's likes

1219
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 3: running after cats in a four.

1220
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 2: Country they put the cats on the boat. There's a

1221
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 2: room of cats no.

1222
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 3: City in the city.

1223
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 2: They volunteer with the already taking cats from these village

1224
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 2: and are like room three or three.

1225
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: Every all night. They're freaking out. It's it's gonna be

1226
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,439
Speaker 1: so much better when we get back.

1227
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 2: You'll see everyone's covered in flea bites. Yeah, even in

1228
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 2: most lawn they it was like a stop on a curse.

1229
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 2: It was they stopped and there was just these guys

1230
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 2: with machine guns lined up and I was like, oh,

1231
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 2: let's not get off the boat. Yeah, why why is

1232
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 2: everyone have a machine gun? And then I walked past

1233
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 2: them into a neighborhood and it was was it got

1234
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 2: increasingly more normal a neighborhood. They did told me not

1235
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 2: to go down, and then I ended up these kids

1236
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 2: were just finishing a mural, uh and they were posing

1237
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 2: next to this mural. And then they called me over

1238
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 2: and I took a picture with all these kids in

1239
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 2: most lawn as if I helped paint the mural, but they.

1240
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 1: It was a white man.

1241
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 2: They were so sweet and they're like, do you want

1242
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 2: to be in the picture with us? And I was like, yes,

1243
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 2: I do, just in this photo.

1244
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 3: I want to know what their version of this story is.

1245
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 2: WoT I promise you. They were sweet and I made

1246
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 2: them laugh and we enjoyed each other and it was

1247
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 2: really a cool moment in my life. But it had

1248
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 2: I had to cross machine gun a group of machine

1249
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 2: gun men to get to them. But I don't know,

1250
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 2: it's not cool.

1251
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 4: You know, cruises are an eye opener, I think in

1252
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 4: that way, in that and the experience other cultures, other

1253
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 4: country it is funny.

1254
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 3: One of the questions that they always get asked on

1255
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 3: the Gay Cruise is like what does the crew think

1256
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 3: of all of this? Because they're an international crew and

1257
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 3: it's always and they always give this this preamble where

1258
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 3: it's like everyone on board who works on the ship

1259
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 3: knows what week it is and they're given an opportunity

1260
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 3: to opt out of this week. But most from what

1261
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 3: I've heard from working for the company is that a

1262
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 3: lot of people request to be on that week because

1263
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 3: we tip so much better than the normal weeks because

1264
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 3: it's all affluent, like mostly white games yeah, yeah, and.

1265
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 4: Who are having a great time, probably high on drugs,

1266
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 4: you know, like, hey, spread the love a little bit exactly.

1267
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 3: That, yeah, and so they eat it up.

1268
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 4: They love it as opposed to like Graham and Grandpa

1269
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 4: who are complaining about every single fucking crab leg they

1270
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 4: come across and going like I need a little more

1271
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 4: at this or that, Like I'm sure.

1272
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 2: It's so funny that we're talking about with huge pupils

1273
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 2: at the end here, because that is what cruises are.

1274
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 2: It's one of the things kind of like bowling, where

1275
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 2: it's like, is that ever going to come back a

1276
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 2: bunch of floating toilets.

1277
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 3: Well, I'm on, I'm on the schedule to do one

1278
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 3: in January of twenty twenty two. Time will tell if

1279
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 3: that will if I'll still have that Yeah, yeah, but

1280
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope I January twenty twenty two, I could,

1281
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 3: it'll be back.

1282
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think things will change rapidly soon. And yeah,

1283
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 2: you can keep that date for almost a year from now.

1284
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it seemed like the cruise industry were the ones

1285
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 4: who let go.

1286
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: They let go last.

1287
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 4: Remember in that like the beginning of COVID, like in

1288
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 4: like April, where they're like, no, we're doing there's another

1289
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 4: cruise going out and then they had to immediately come back.

1290
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, most people got those people that were trapped

1291
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 2: on that cruise, h like beach weren't they for like

1292
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 2: over a month or something. They were just living crazy.

1293
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was back when there was no central government

1294
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 4: to handle anything that was happening.

1295
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: Remember that so recently, h.

1296
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 3: It does feel like I just remember like the halcyon

1297
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 3: days of the early pandemic when no one knew what

1298
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 3: was really going on, and it felt like a snow day. Yes,

1299
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 3: and it just felt like my friend, my good, good friend,

1300
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 3: I just we all make fun of him for this

1301
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 3: because it's just such a funny memory now as I

1302
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 3: remember him saying on one of the first Zoom like

1303
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 3: zoom hangouts that we did was and he went, I

1304
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 3: can't believe we're gonna have to do this for two

1305
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 3: weeks and not like every month or so on our

1306
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 3: group chain. We'll just text and be like, remember when

1307
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 3: Matt said, I can't believe we have to do this

1308
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 3: for two weeks.

1309
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,919
Speaker 2: Well, he's just in a room by himself, rocking back

1310
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 2: and forth.

1311
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: I hope, okay, I know, say hi to him out

1312
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: for us.

1313
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 4: I feel bad, like because, honestly, at the beginning, when

1314
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 4: they were like, you know, it could be till summer.

1315
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 1: I was like, sounds fucking good to me. I from

1316
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 1: day one, I was just like this.

1317
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 4: Now you are you saying, stay home, laid down on

1318
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 4: the couch, eat kind of whatever I want, and watch TV. Yeah,

1319
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 4: this is what I have been doing, only I'm the

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Speaker 4: bad I've been the bad one for the last five years.

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Speaker 1: Now I can do it with no guilt.

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Speaker 2: One nothing is expected of me. Are you kidding me?

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01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 2: There's no daunting voice on my shoulder telling me what

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01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 2: I should be doing.

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01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 3: I literally, like the week before Lockdown started was like

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01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 3: I was I had I was like going out every

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01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 3: like almost every weekend, traveling to like tiny towns to

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01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 3: do stand up, and I was so tired. And I

1329
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 3: just remember saying to someone like, I just wish I

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01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 3: could just stay home for a month, yeah, and like

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01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 3: not have to do fun, not have to travel and

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01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 3: not have to work and like and then it happened

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01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 3: and I was like yes, And then it really was

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01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 3: a monkey's paw sort of situation where I was like,

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Speaker 3: I did this.

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01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:48,640
Speaker 2: I did this to it.

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01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, my manifestation has ruined it for everybody.

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01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 2: Well, we had our nice vacation. It was fun, wasn't it.

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01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, And now we're podcasting over Zoom. You know we

1340
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 3: really figured it out.

1341
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 2: Look at the.

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01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: Resilience, sinisters adaptation. We can do, we can do anything.

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01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:07,959
Speaker 4: That was one of the first Chris Nice talking about

1344
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,439
Speaker 4: this because you started doing stand up on Zoom pretty soon.

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01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 4: I did, like I waited and then did like a

1346
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 4: one of those shows where they play quiplash, like they

1347
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:17,479
Speaker 4: actually play games.

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01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:22,080
Speaker 3: Ye by yourself, you can't, Yeah, I stand up.

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01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 2: It's like I'll do the drive in. I did the

1350
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 2: Improv drive in show, which was I thought it would

1351
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 2: just be people laying on the horn. I didn't know

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01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 2: what to think. Plus you're in Orange County, so I

1353
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 2: thought I did that one too, and it was I

1354
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 2: loved it. I did not because they were like bbbe.

1355
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 2: They were honking, like trying to mimic laughter every moment

1356
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 2: and you could. And it was, you know, two hundred

1357
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 2: cars on the roof of this parking garage. And I

1358
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 2: very quickly was like, Okay, this is an audience. Even

1359
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 2: if they're in a car right now and I can't

1360
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 2: hear them laughing, it was an audience. And I felt

1361
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,720
Speaker 2: so good. Greg Barrett was there too, and we were

1362
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 2: just like it felt so good. And that's the most

1363
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 2: I'm still riding on that high. It was like two

1364
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:09,640
Speaker 2: weeks ago.

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01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was when we get out of quarantine.

1366
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 4: Everything's gonna be like that. We're gonna sub eleven and

1367
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 4: then it'll just be like I'm fucking high from Oh

1368
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 4: my god. There was like a ten people in line.

1369
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,360
Speaker 1: We all were talking. It was amazing.

1370
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 2: Imise, I'm going to talk to strangers in line. I'm

1371
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 2: not gonna be rude to anyone.

1372
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 3: That was one of Oh my god, before lockdown, when

1373
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 3: COVID was like a thing in the air, but no

1374
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,919
Speaker 3: one was really taking it seriously in the States yet.

1375
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 3: I just remember like being like one of my big

1376
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 3: bits was like, you know, it's it's it's one of

1377
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 3: these situations where like someone in line at the checkouts

1378
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 3: like are you are you? You know, there's a type

1379
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 3: of person that loves communal like tragic events or like

1380
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 3: like the earthquake person, the earthquake neighbor who's like who

1381
01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 3: desperately just wants to come and knock on your door

1382
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,040
Speaker 3: and be like did you feel it?

1383
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 2: Yes, did you feel it?

1384
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 3: And there's always that person in the self checkout at

1385
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,520
Speaker 3: Target who's like you can see has all the toilet

1386
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,440
Speaker 3: paper and it's like eyes darting around looking for somebody

1387
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 3: who they can talk to about this, and like and

1388
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,720
Speaker 3: I remember like trying to write jokes about that person,

1389
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 3: and now I'm like, well, I was the fool. I

1390
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:25,440
Speaker 3: was the fool, and that person was correct. Actually, that

1391
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 3: person in the self checkout.

1392
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 2: Line, I remember, I think that is the joke right there.

1393
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 2: I think I still think that joke has legs.

1394
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,960
Speaker 4: Don't give up, don't give I just broke walking into

1395
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 4: my local grocery store when in around that same time

1396
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 4: where it was pre quarantine post, we were really starting

1397
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 4: to hear about it. It's coming and you know whatever,

1398
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 4: but nothing official had happened, and walking down the toilet

1399
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 4: paper aisle and it was just like filled to the

1400
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 4: brim and I'm like reading something where it was just

1401
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 4: like maybe stuck up and then I was just like

1402
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:06,520
Speaker 4: come on like tyrol like you dramatic and then truly

1403
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 4: like the next week it was empty.

1404
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: It's so insane.

1405
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a weird It was a weird thing that

1406
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 2: I still don't understand why people thought toilet paper was well.

1407
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:22,880
Speaker 2: But I'm a bedet owner, same same worried. Oh yeah

1408
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,719
Speaker 2: it was not. I don't care. I got, if anything,

1409
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,679
Speaker 2: I'm more green. I got a bidet in a terry

1410
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:28,839
Speaker 2: cloth washcloth.

1411
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: I'm so European deep down. This is not gonna affect me.

1412
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,160
Speaker 2: Uh. Well, I think we've we've Uh this is a

1413
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,679
Speaker 2: long one, but that was so o my god, Yeah

1414
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 2: we really you're the best. It was so fun. Can

1415
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 2: I flew by?

1416
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 3: I have to say, like this is the most I

1417
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,839
Speaker 3: have I this is the most fun I've had recording

1418
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 3: a podcast in a while, and I talked endlessly on

1419
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 3: my own podcast about how unfunny I feel doing my

1420
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:58,439
Speaker 3: own podcast, and this has been the most fun.

1421
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, that's okay. I waked over here. I was.

1422
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,640
Speaker 4: I have to say, I was really nervous because I

1423
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:08,000
Speaker 4: feel out of it in the stand up world, like

1424
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:08,679
Speaker 4: I just don't.

1425
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't doing it so much before.

1426
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 4: And and Chris and I used to just book people

1427
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,559
Speaker 4: that we knew that we didn't feel like we were

1428
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:22,640
Speaker 4: uh oppressing if we asked them to do so we

1429
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 4: had this same people on this podcast like five times

1430
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,600
Speaker 4: because we're just like we know jackiecation will want to

1431
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 4: do it, as we know this person will want to

1432
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:32,519
Speaker 4: do it or whatever. And so the fact that we

1433
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:34,599
Speaker 4: have a booker now and then every time I had

1434
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,720
Speaker 4: that feeling like what if they don't want to do

1435
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:37,240
Speaker 4: what if?

1436
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 1: That was the nicest compliment you possibly?

1437
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:43,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, and you were great that it's delightful.

1438
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 2: Thank you. Is there anything you want to plug coming up?

1439
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:48,719
Speaker 2: I want.

1440
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:54,080
Speaker 3: My pot is urgent Care. It's a call in advice show.

1441
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:58,640
Speaker 3: And we and I we don't have guests anymore for

1442
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,200
Speaker 3: the very reason that we you also felt like we

1443
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 3: were oppressing people that we asked to do it. It's

1444
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 3: very difficult. We had to We had to record a

1445
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 3: bunch of bonus episodes for Stitch Your Premium, and we

1446
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 3: were like, and we had guests for that, and it

1447
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,560
Speaker 3: was every time we had to book someone and we

1448
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 3: were like, oh, who walked at us?

1449
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 2: Yeah? For real?

1450
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:18,679
Speaker 1: Such a favorite?

1451
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, urgent care check it out.

1452
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,559
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for being to talk to you. Thank you've

1453
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:25,719
Speaker 2: been listening to Do you need a ride?

1454
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 5: D y n A.

1455
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 1: I leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,

1456
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:39,919
Speaker 1: we want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

1457
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 1: you claim. Give us time and turning on engage. We

1458
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:51,200
Speaker 1: want to send you off install. We want to welcome

1459
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 1: you back home.

1460
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1461
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 1: We scared or was it fine?

1462
01:10:59,479 --> 01:10:59,599
Speaker 3: Now?

1463
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:01,400
Speaker 1: Paul the.

1464
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1465
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1466
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1467
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,240
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1468
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,719
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1469
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:37,599
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

1470
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 2: and Chris