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Speaker 1: Advice Shot. Welcome to the Naughty but Night Show. It

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Speaker 1: is Monday in a snowy, snowy New York City. Garrett

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Speaker 1: my friend, are you there, Rob Shooter? I am, I

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Speaker 1: am here. I lost my voice. I My shovel is ready,

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Speaker 1: it's it's right by the door. So I'm I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to go. As soon as we're done with this podcast,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to shovel myself out of a very like

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Speaker 1: five feet of snow in New Jersey. So how's it

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Speaker 1: going in New York right now? Just a beautiful dusting

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Speaker 1: at the moment. It's probably an inch on the ground

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Speaker 1: here Dann in Chelsea in the city, and it's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's out yet, so it's very early in the morning,

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Speaker 1: six am, and so nobody's gone out yet and ruined it.

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Speaker 1: So it all looks like, yeah, that yellow snow, that

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Speaker 1: yellow snow. I fear me and Darby, my doggie, are

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Speaker 1: going to be the first to do it. I'm not

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Speaker 1: me Derby, but we're going to go out in a

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Speaker 1: moment for a quick walk. And I don't want to

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Speaker 1: ruin it. I don't want to ruin the snow. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have a really lovely day. I'm determined. There's sometimes

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Speaker 1: snow can be a real hassle and it gets in

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Speaker 1: the way angry all the time. You're like that, you've

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Speaker 1: got to shovel it too odd at a house. I'm

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Speaker 1: in an apartment here where somebody does the shoveling thankfully.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna I'm gonna enjoy it. I'm gonna definitely

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Speaker 1: enjoy it, and then I can be a grumpy grump

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Speaker 1: tomorrow about the snow talking about the time. Do you

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Speaker 1: know what time it is? Snowy tea time or snowy

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Speaker 1: a milky tea time? Extra monks today, look at that

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Speaker 1: big exclusive at the top of the show. Some Megan

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Speaker 1: Marco has changed the name on her son's birth certificates.

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Speaker 1: Let me explain so. Originally, when the little baby was born,

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Speaker 1: the birth certificate had the following name on Rachel Megan,

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Speaker 1: her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Sussex. That's quite a name.

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Speaker 1: Miggan Markle's name is not Megan. It's actually ray Eachel.

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Speaker 1: People were surprised by this when they first so was

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Speaker 1: Megan like a Hollywood name? Yes it is, well, it's

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Speaker 1: her full name is Rachel Megan Markle. And then when

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Speaker 1: she became an actress, when she went to Hollywood, when

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Speaker 1: she wanted to get into show business, she dropped Rachel.

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Speaker 1: Megan Marco does have a good ring to it. The

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Speaker 1: two ms they sort of rhyme together. They roll off

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Speaker 1: your tongue, so to speak. So she dropped the name Rachel. However,

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Speaker 1: when she did get married to Harry, remember that beautiful

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Speaker 1: service in St. George's Chapel in Windsor Castle, she was

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Speaker 1: married as Rachel Megan Marcles. So she does use the

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Speaker 1: name Rachel the church. Harry calls a Rachel. You can't

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Speaker 1: lie to the church. No, you gotta know. That's one

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Speaker 1: person you can't. I don't know. I think I think

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Speaker 1: he I think he has to call her Megan. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's just you gotta you gotta stick to protocol in

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Speaker 1: the sense like if one person calls your Rachel and

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Speaker 1: another call Megan, it will be confusing, especially for a

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Speaker 1: child too. You know you think young kids, Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess kids call it call your mom, so really

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Speaker 1: not that confusing, but I guess everybody else it would

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Speaker 1: be confusing. It's a little lot of it. When I

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Speaker 1: used to work for didd He. I didn't know whether

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Speaker 1: you know, I know I couldn't bring myself to I

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Speaker 1: also worked for Jennifer Lopez. I just couldn't say j

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Speaker 1: Loo and it sounded ridiculous. Yeah, you're you're a grown

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Speaker 1: man going and you know she she has a full

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Speaker 1: It's just another one of my clients in my PR

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Speaker 1: days is Trudy Styler, who's married to Stink Sting is

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Speaker 1: not his name? I mean, what do you think you

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Speaker 1: call him Sting? No, but are you going to be

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Speaker 1: him by his real name and not Sting? Like Sting,

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Speaker 1: I guess it's is your real name? Yes, that's given

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Speaker 1: the full next the one Garrett Joseph Vogel Uh. And

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Speaker 1: that's the interesting thing though, So when I meet people

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Speaker 1: for the first time, Rob Shooter, it's so so you're

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Speaker 1: on the radio, Garrett your real name, and I go, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's it's all my birth certificate. Like I guess, I'm

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Speaker 1: the radio, and people are like, how dare you do

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Speaker 1: you have a nickname Garrett? To do your friends have

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Speaker 1: a nickname for you? No? You know, it's funny, like

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Speaker 1: my name is one of those things where just people.

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Speaker 1: This is how I know you listen to me. If

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Speaker 1: I say my name for the first time and then

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Speaker 1: later on you call me Gary, it just shows that

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Speaker 1: But Gary is not short for Garrett at all. This

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Speaker 1: is there anything short for Garrett? I really don't think

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Speaker 1: there is. You know, people might argue it and say it,

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Speaker 1: but at the end of the day, No, how about you,

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Speaker 1: Rob Shooter, your real name Robert James Shooter, very very

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Speaker 1: very official. You always call me Rob shoot it. You

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Speaker 1: always give me my full name, which always makes me smile.

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Speaker 1: Why is that you know what it is? And this

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Speaker 1: is like pulling the curtain back a little bit too.

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Speaker 1: So if you're you're a first time listener of this podcast,

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Speaker 1: and again, thank you for listening. You want people to

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Speaker 1: become familiar with you and and and get to know you.

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Speaker 1: So it's almost like riding a bicycle. You do it

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Speaker 1: so often and then eventually you ride the bicycle. And

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Speaker 1: you know it's so if you're a first time or

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Speaker 1: to this podcast and you're hearing this, this guy with

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Speaker 1: a British accent and speaking so well, and but what's

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Speaker 1: his name? You know what I mean? So I think

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Speaker 1: it's more about recognition than anything else. Oh you're brandon

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Speaker 1: me and you also called me a bicycle I have everybody.

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Speaker 1: Everybody goes for a ride. Names are confusing, they are confusing.

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Speaker 1: Up they said, now the name on the birth certificate

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Speaker 1: has been changed to Her Royal Highness, Duchess of Sussex.

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Speaker 1: They've taken off her name as if she doesn't exist,

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Speaker 1: as if she's just a royal Well. This is even

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Speaker 1: more confusing because the couple agreed to give up their

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Speaker 1: hr H Royal Highness His and Highness titles. They still

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Speaker 1: her hr H. They've still got theirs, but they said

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Speaker 1: So I looked up birth certificates for Williams and Kate's

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Speaker 1: what's on there? What's there? Katherine Elizabeth, her Royal Highness,

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Speaker 1: These people, none of them are who they are. They've

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Speaker 1: out on the crown, you know, like, yes, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Everyone keeps changing their names. My friends. I've never told

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Speaker 1: When I worked for Jessica Simpsons, you know what we

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Speaker 1: to my whole question to day. I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: has changed her name on her son's birth certificate. Now

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Speaker 1: it is just a Royal Highness Duchess of Sussex. Do

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Speaker 1: to hear your results. Garrett Love, what are you so?

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Speaker 1: Rob Shooter? Were just talking about Jessica Simpson and we

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Speaker 1: you're not familiar with the story, someone has claimed that

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Speaker 1: Subway is actually not using uh you know, to like

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Speaker 1: real fish and tuna and all processed and fake and

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Speaker 1: so Jessica Simpson decided to weigh in and uh, you

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Speaker 1: famous of that during her newlywed reality show days. It

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Speaker 1: what I mean. So a lot of people thought thought that.

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Speaker 1: Um so Jessica commented on the Subway tuna lawsuit and

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Speaker 1: she said, it's okay, Subway, it is confusing. So so,

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Speaker 1: I mean that was that was almost seventeen years ago,

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Speaker 1: years ago, like like that would be one of the

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Speaker 1: most iconic tweets today. Uh, you know, but Subway does

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Speaker 1: something you say all the time, you find the positive,

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Speaker 1: There is a silver lining somewhere. You just have to

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Speaker 1: Garrett is we get to be with you. We love

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