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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Well, yeah, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is uh DONC Paul Donkler from the athletic director

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Speaker 1: of high school. Most people call me Donks. You can

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Speaker 1: call me donk I think we have a job. You

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Speaker 1: have a job interview with me right now? Is this Alvin?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I did not much, bro, just you know, crushing

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Speaker 1: it out here and excited about talking to you about

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Speaker 1: maybe joining the team. So I've looked at your resum

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Speaker 1: and stuff and wow, dude, Like, so you want to

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Speaker 1: be a uh the strength and conditioning coach for the

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Speaker 1: football team. And I gotta say, like that masters you

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Speaker 1: have has gotta be impressive. It's uh, you want to

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Speaker 1: tell me what it is again?

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Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah, so I do have a master's and exercise

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Speaker 2: for the ALOGI.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that word that one. Yeah, so that's impressive, dude.

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Speaker 1: Tell me a little bit about that. Bro.

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Speaker 2: You know, you just went to school work hard, and

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Speaker 2: I think actually that your school would be a nice mess.

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Speaker 1: Like not the work hard part. Like, tell me about

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Speaker 1: what that is?

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Speaker 2: Oh uh you don't you don't know what that means?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, dude, of course, I do, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Like, but then you put on your resume

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Speaker 1: that you got a master's in how do you say

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Speaker 1: that word again?

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Speaker 2: Exercise?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the other one.

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Speaker 2: Dude, physiology.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you say that you have that. I just

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Speaker 1: want to check it out and make sure, like it's legit,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So I just need to

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Speaker 1: tell me what that is.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So exercise physiology is basically how your body responds

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Speaker 2: to exercise. I feel like you should know something like this,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah I do, of course I do, dude. So

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Speaker 1: just you know, making sure you know it if you

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Speaker 1: want to join my team here and be on the

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Speaker 1: strength and conditioning coach for the football team, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, making sure or you know you know it?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, dude, it's my degree.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't really need someone coming in here

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Speaker 1: like with a degree being all like I know everything

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Speaker 1: because I got a degree in that word, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you don't know the name of my degree,

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Speaker 2: so it's something you don't know.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you have a master's degree? Dde?

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Speaker 1: I see it right there. And I don't know why

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Speaker 1: this is getting heated right now. But Donk wants you

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Speaker 1: to remember you're interviewing for a job with us. Dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well listen, Donkh, I don't know if I really

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Speaker 2: want this job if you don't even know how to

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Speaker 2: say physiology.

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Speaker 1: You just said it, dude, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Now, go ahead, you try it.

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Speaker 1: You want me to try getting a master's degree in

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Speaker 1: that word?

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Speaker 2: I can't really did it again? You just called it

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Speaker 2: that word, so like, like what this is going on here?

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Speaker 2: Like I can't believe that you're an athletic director to

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Speaker 2: give you disposition, you don't have any brains.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, dude. Donk was worried about this because, like

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Speaker 1: I've had people come in here with degrees in that

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Speaker 1: word before, and all of them due just thought they

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Speaker 1: like knew so much like about everything. You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean and all is I do. Just because I

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Speaker 1: like didn't go to college like you did, doesn't mean dude,

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Speaker 1: that I also don't know uh or no, I mean

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Speaker 1: you know what.

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Speaker 2: You don't know, because I guarantee you don't because I

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Speaker 2: bet you don't even know how to take somebody's vio

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Speaker 2: to Max.

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Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I don't know who Max is and I

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Speaker 1: don't know why you're bringing any other names into this, Dude,

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Speaker 1: I was interviewing you.

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Speaker 2: So holy, I don't even know you think it's Max

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Speaker 2: the person? Uh v O two Max. It's your oxygen consumption.

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Speaker 1: You should know of it. Okay, dude, you're talking about

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Speaker 1: eating oxygen? Okay, No, Like, obviously, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: kind of degree this is, but you know you don't

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Speaker 1: eat oxygen. Dude, you don't consume it. What the I

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Speaker 1: think you're clueless? Bro?

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Speaker 2: Yes, of course you do consume oxygen like.

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Speaker 1: A restaurant needed. Dude, Come on, you know what.

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Speaker 2: You're an idiot. I don't want this job. And furthermore,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call the superintendent and let them know how

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Speaker 2: stupid you are.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, then I'm just gonna tell you that your

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Speaker 1: buddy Jeremy said you have for a phone prank and

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jebel from the Jewbel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. What it's a joke, you kidding me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He said that you've been applying at schools to work

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Speaker 1: in their athletic department, and so we set up this

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Speaker 1: whole thing just to call you and do a really

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Speaker 1: weird interview.

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Speaker 2: So frustrating. You just kept saying that word.

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Speaker 1: Well, word word, that's psychiology, wonder whatever. Dude, Hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: there it is. Wake Up every morning with Jebil phone

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Speaker 1: pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.