WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Doggy Date-Care

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<v Speaker 1>Jewels Second dat Updates. Today's second day update is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a challenge. Okay, I'm going to issue a

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<v Speaker 1>challenge to everybody in studio ready, because we've done a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of second day updates where the people have bonded

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<v Speaker 1>over their dogs. This one we got an email from

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<v Speaker 1>a dude named Shane, same thing. They bonded over their dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk to them in a second. But the challenge

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<v Speaker 1>is to not make any dog jokes because we've done

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<v Speaker 1>this a bunch and we always make the same jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's see if we can get through this without

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<v Speaker 1>making dog jokes. But that's what we do good is

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<v Speaker 1>we retell the same jokes over and over and over

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<v Speaker 1>again until there's no humor left in them at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and I think we've run the course on

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<v Speaker 1>dog jokes, so we have to try not to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be rough. Say, I couldn't even help it.

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<v Speaker 1>I did it. It's gonna be very difficult. Different word,

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<v Speaker 1>but Shane is on the phone for a Seconday update.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Shane? How are you? Hey? How's it going? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good? Man. So your email said that the girl

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<v Speaker 1>you want to call it, that you guys bonded over dogs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well we met on Tinder, okay, and okay, that was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of our main thing, as we kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the dog park of dating apps, so sniffing each other's

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<v Speaker 1>butts left and right. I made a dog joke. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't help it, all right, let's move past it. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you both have things about your dog on your Tinder profile?

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<v Speaker 1>We both had pictures of our dogs in our profile, So, like,

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<v Speaker 1>to me, that's a good sign someone I like to

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<v Speaker 1>date dog owners because my dog, Charlie's, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a major part of my life. So when the

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<v Speaker 1>girl has a photo of a dog, you already it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a You're like, bam, at least we already know

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<v Speaker 1>we have that in common. Yeah, you have a similar

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<v Speaker 1>interest unless they're dogs an a hole when you meet them,

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<v Speaker 1>which happens but right, but then you know immediately that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to date them because if they're a

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<v Speaker 1>bad dog owner, that's even worse than some one who

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even own a dog. Yeah, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>times someone has a big dog that means that they're

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<v Speaker 1>kind of going to be dogs are a lot like

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<v Speaker 1>the owners. What's the name of the human that you

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<v Speaker 1>went out with, though, Alanna? All right? And did she

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<v Speaker 1>hit you up on tender or you hit her up?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I hit her up. Okay, you don't really remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys end up going somewhere with your dogs? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>We did. We went on a date to this bar

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<v Speaker 1>that like let you bring your dogs there, like a

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<v Speaker 1>dog patio. Okay, yeah, those places are cool if you

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<v Speaker 1>have a dog. If you don't have a dog and

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<v Speaker 1>you wander into one of them, it's the most annoying

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<v Speaker 1>place ever. So did you guys have a good time there?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we had a great time. We got along

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<v Speaker 1>really well. Our dogs were getting along. My dog humped

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<v Speaker 1>her dog, Okay, really getting along. You're like, hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, wait for that in bite her over Netflix first.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I actually did make a joke. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry, I'm not like my dog. That's pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really funny. And was there any awkward moments at drinks?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she was on her phone a lot, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a little annoying, But that's just kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the modern world we live in. So I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it interrupted our conversation. Other than that it was pretty chill,

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<v Speaker 1>is that, Charlie, Yeah, Charlie, Yeah, tell him shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing a second day up there right now. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not his moment to shine. He just wants to see

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<v Speaker 1>that other dog again. He sees all fired up. He's like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't you call him back? He moved too fast? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was too fast. Man. How did everything end with her?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it seem like she liked you? Yeah? Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I thought it went really well, Like the date

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<v Speaker 1>was like four or five hours. Yeah. Then it ended

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<v Speaker 1>with kind of a nice sweet kiss at the end,

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<v Speaker 1>and I invited her. Yeah, okay, I'm a gentleman. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't being creepy. It was just a normal thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>invited her over. She declined. I took that very you know, smoothly,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we went our separate ways. Think I would

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<v Speaker 1>see her again. Did she decline like she was offended

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<v Speaker 1>or was it just like a no. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just kind of like I have to go

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<v Speaker 1>to work. In the morning. This has been nice. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk again another day. If I come over to

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<v Speaker 1>your place, I don't know what I would do. I

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<v Speaker 1>would be able to tell I was at the morning

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<v Speaker 1>because she has a Southern accent. Yeah, in my mind

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<v Speaker 1>she does right now, just in that one moment she does,

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<v Speaker 1>I can see where. That's a good sign too, though,

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<v Speaker 1>that you spent so much time together, because when you

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<v Speaker 1>have a dog with you, if you need an out,

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<v Speaker 1>your dog's the out right, like, oh my dog isn't

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<v Speaker 1>feeling well my dog? Is it my dog sick? Or

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go feed my dog? Totally, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>four or five hours together is a really positive sign

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<v Speaker 1>that she was enjoying herself. That's why I'm confused, because

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<v Speaker 1>we were texting non stop before and then it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like nothing. I hadn't heard from her, So I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you move? Did you lose your phone? That

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<v Speaker 1>has to be what it is. She must have moved, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she read there's no sealt service. I don't know. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there anything that you can think of? Any reason that

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't want to bout with you again? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>because my dog humped her dog? Could be I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't you know, like what she's thinking I was

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<v Speaker 1>using my dog is like a you know, like some

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<v Speaker 1>weird way to pick up chicks. I don't there. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if I had to dig, that's that's the only day

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<v Speaker 1>that you think I'm a gentleman. Otherwise, Yeah, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you've said that a few times now, which means it

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<v Speaker 1>must be true. All right, we'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>and then call her and get your second date update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, all right, man, hang out looking jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. You know, I have to say I'm proud

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<v Speaker 1>of us. Well, i'd say proud of you guys. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>we're on the second part of today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Shane is on the phone. He wants to call a

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<v Speaker 1>girl name Alana. They bonded over their dogs, and at

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of the whole thing, I was like, no

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<v Speaker 1>dog jokes, because we always do really bad dog jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I think we've run out, and you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have been very good so far. There's only been

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<v Speaker 1>a few really bad dog jokes and those came from me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I apologize. I've been holding them in though. Even

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<v Speaker 1>hump turn dog and we let go I know it

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<v Speaker 1>was amazing. We all moved on. Yeah, and I screwed

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<v Speaker 1>it up a few times and I apologize, but we'll

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<v Speaker 1>try to do I'll try to do better. In this

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<v Speaker 1>part of the second day up date, yeah see, but

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<v Speaker 1>Shane is on the phone. He met Alana on Tinder.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out to the dog park with their dogs

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<v Speaker 1>and then went to a dog from the bar. There

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<v Speaker 1>was an awkward moment where his dog hummed her dog,

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<v Speaker 1>but he doesn't think it's a big deal. They ended

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<v Speaker 1>the night with a kiss. But now she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back and he has no idea why, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>about to give her a call. Shane, can you think

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<v Speaker 1>of any other reason? Or you're still like at a

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<v Speaker 1>loss why she's not wanting to go out with you again? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think him anything. It could be simply that

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<v Speaker 1>she found another option. I mean, that's the thing with Tinder,

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<v Speaker 1>is that there's always a better option out there, or

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<v Speaker 1>at least you think that there is, right right. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm a good guy. I'm not the most

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<v Speaker 1>perfect person in the world, but I've never had trouble

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<v Speaker 1>getting a second day. And you know what, Shane, even

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<v Speaker 1>with your imperfections. We still like you. I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna dial her phone of her right

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<v Speaker 1>now here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Alana. Hey, Alana,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? My name is Jewel and a house

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<v Speaker 1>radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. No way, really? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you you know us? Yeah? Of course I do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool. What's up? How does it feel to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to celebrities celebrities that are always shocked that anyone knows

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<v Speaker 1>our name? Yeah? Um, it's cool, I guess. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>you listen to the show sometimes sometimes? Perfect? Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>number one fan, Yeah, listen to the show right here. Well, Alana,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you today because somebody emailed us to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update with you. What is that? You

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<v Speaker 1>clearly are a big listener to the show. If we

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<v Speaker 1>do it, we do it like I'm sorry, I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>you guys here and there, and I don't know. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just can you tell me specifically what it is? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I can. It's where if you go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with somebody, right, and then you end up blowing

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<v Speaker 1>them off after they email us to get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out why does that ring a bell.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've heard you guys do something like that before. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we do a lot of them. And today somebody named

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<v Speaker 1>Shane emailed us to get a hold of you. No. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you went out with Shane to the dog park and

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<v Speaker 1>then hung out at a dog bar with your dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Really? No? Yeah? Yeah, yes, he likes you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh does he now? Okay? Yeah enough to email us

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<v Speaker 1>and ask us to call you and find out what's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, why would you think he doesn't like you?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I'm just I'm just gonna lay down.

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<v Speaker 1>I really have no interest in seeing that guy, really worry. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why you like hung out with him for like four

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<v Speaker 1>or five hours? He said? Yeah, I mean he was

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<v Speaker 1>nice for a grand total of five hours. Anybody can

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<v Speaker 1>be nice for five hours. He's not a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>We asked him about your date, and he's he couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>think of one thing that went wrong. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. I went home after our date and I

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<v Speaker 1>looked him up on social media, because you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>finally get their name right when you go on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with him. So I finally found his Facebook. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go on to Facebook and he's updated his status.

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<v Speaker 1>He updated it that night that we went out to single,

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<v Speaker 1>which tells me that he wasn't single until after our date,

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<v Speaker 1>saying that he just tell me like he wasn't straight

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<v Speaker 1>with me. Wait are you sure? Like what if he

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<v Speaker 1>just forgot to change it after he broke up with

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<v Speaker 1>his girlfriend or boyfriend or whoever he was dating. See,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I thought. But then I looked at the

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<v Speaker 1>comment section of his post and some girl wrote, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you able, thanks for breaking up with me via Facebook status.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow? Oh was it a friend of his joking around?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you know if that was actually his? Well

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<v Speaker 1>ex girlfriend? It had to be his ex girlfriend. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>really angry. Yeah, he's really mad. And why would you

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<v Speaker 1>give him in the benefit of the doubt that it

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<v Speaker 1>even was a friend? Like if I went on one

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<v Speaker 1>date with one guy and I saw that on his

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page, I wouldn't even take the time to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out if it was a friend. It's too big of

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<v Speaker 1>a red flag, man, And that's why I'm not texting

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<v Speaker 1>him back. Well that's surprising. I mean that's pretty special.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys went on one date and then he went

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<v Speaker 1>and broke up with his girlfriend who definitely mean a

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<v Speaker 1>lot to him. You know what, I'm not walking down

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<v Speaker 1>that road, like, I'm not I'm not doing that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not that yet. And you don't want to date someone

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<v Speaker 1>that dumps people via Facebook. Maybe if he had been

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<v Speaker 1>straight with me from the get go, then we might

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<v Speaker 1>have had a different conversation about it, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to do that. I agree, And I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>it when people hide things and when they're not up

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<v Speaker 1>front with people. And that's why I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little late to tell you this. But Shane is

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening and also talk to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? No, I'm not Shane. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>still there? Uh yep, I'm right here. Hi, Alana, Wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, what is going on here? Why why did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys call me to do this? Because Shane wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you and I only listen to Shane. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>like a hint, Man, are you kidding me? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to you, okay, just I know that

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<v Speaker 1>it looks bad, but like, I'm not the type of

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<v Speaker 1>person that would ever want to cheat on someone, So

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<v Speaker 1>for me, well your Facebook profile would tell me otherwise. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>are you kidding me. Look, when we hung out, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to maybe had a good time everything. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>show yeah, but you're a liar. You lied to me then,

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<v Speaker 1>and you just lied to me again. Dude, Okay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting the little worked up over this. Just let me

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<v Speaker 1>explain myself before I get bash on the radio. By

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<v Speaker 1>all means, explain yourself. Whenever I'm in a relationship with

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<v Speaker 1>someone and I meet someone else that I like, it

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't feel right for me to pursue that person unless

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<v Speaker 1>that previous relationship was over. So my opinion, so I

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<v Speaker 1>think I actually did the right thing. I did the

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<v Speaker 1>gentlemanly thing by I was making out with me the

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<v Speaker 1>gentlemanly thing, and even back it up before then. Not

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<v Speaker 1>to pile on your Shane, but you were actively looking

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<v Speaker 1>for dates on Tinder while you had a girlfriend, buddy, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, so, but clearly what I was in for

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<v Speaker 1>me was over weeks ago. So why wouldn't you tell

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<v Speaker 1>the girl that to her face? Because I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>to be single. I don't like to be single right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like, Okay, I see when I met Alana,

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<v Speaker 1>we got along better than I did with my ex girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't really see what the problem is here.

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<v Speaker 1>She's saying, your ex girlfriend, But she was your girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>still when you went out with me. Yeah, technically when

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<v Speaker 1>we went on our dates she was, but a few

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<v Speaker 1>hours later she wasn't. No, that's no point. That's low. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a dog. So if I would have broken up

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<v Speaker 1>with her at three and we went on our date

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<v Speaker 1>at four, that would have been on fine. But if

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<v Speaker 1>we went on a data round four and I broke

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<v Speaker 1>up with her a chin, then I'm a dog. You

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<v Speaker 1>should be. You don't have a tender account when you're

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<v Speaker 1>in a relationship. That's where the dog part starts. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you do when when you do, if you're in

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship that's already over and hanging by a threat,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not over. Man, just ended then, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>broke up with her on Facebook. That's low. I needed

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<v Speaker 1>someone to help me move on, so when I met you, Alana,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, oh, this girl could help me. Like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds way worse. You could help me get over

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<v Speaker 1>my current girlfriend. I mean, Shane, seriously, you have the dude,

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<v Speaker 1>How do I know that you wouldn't do that to

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<v Speaker 1>me later? Like, I don't know in a week and

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<v Speaker 1>a half when you're still on Tinder. The main thing is, Alanna,

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<v Speaker 1>we got along, our dogs got along. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>we can give this a second chance. I do too, Shane.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm on your side here, Alana. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with Shane again on a second date?

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<v Speaker 1>This time? He is extremely single? Yeah, and we will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. Are you sure that are you single?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't checked his Facebook profile today. Shane, are you

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<v Speaker 1>are you completely single? Now? I'm completely single? Okay? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I trust Jane's every word. So Alana, Yes, Shane is

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<v Speaker 1>completely single. We will pay for the date. Um, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what you can pay for me to go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with myself. For putting me through this, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's a no. Dude, that's not cool to me

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<v Speaker 1>because I explained to you how it worked, what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I was completely honest, except about the fact that you

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<v Speaker 1>had a girlfriend. I don't think so. Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 1>honest when he got called out, Alanta, what's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Expectations dating now are insane and it's kind of hot

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<v Speaker 1>for guys. Dude, Shane, I feel you, I feel you.

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<v Speaker 1>It is difficult for dudes like expectations are like, everybody

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<v Speaker 1>wants you to not have a girlfriend when you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep with someone else, and it's such a pain exactly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what women want. It's just unattainable. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you two can feel each other all the way home.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. We might need to do that, Shane. So

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<v Speaker 1>I got my dog, and my dog is literally the

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<v Speaker 1>best wing men out there, So I'm good. Oh good, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you do. Hey, Shane, I have an idea. Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you ask your dog to teach you how to lick

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<v Speaker 1>yourself because at this rate you are going to be

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<v Speaker 1>single for a very long whatever. Good luck finding the

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<v Speaker 1>perfect man that doesn't exist. Yeah, a lot of finding

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<v Speaker 1>a dude that doesn't have a girlfriend that's going to

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<v Speaker 1>go on a date with Shane so much appreciate that

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<v Speaker 1>saying I'm sorry you did not get a second date. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for trying. I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem, And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to work out. Dog gone it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we knew we had to do one more dog, Jake,

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<v Speaker 1>just one more broken Juwil in the morning,