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Speaker 1: Jewels Second dat Updates. Today's second day update is going
Speaker 1: to be a challenge. Okay, I'm going to issue a
Speaker 1: challenge to everybody in studio ready, because we've done a
Speaker 1: lot of second day updates where the people have bonded
Speaker 1: over their dogs. This one we got an email from
Speaker 1: a dude named Shane, same thing. They bonded over their dogs.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to them in a second. But the challenge
Speaker 1: is to not make any dog jokes because we've done
Speaker 1: this a bunch and we always make the same jokes.
Speaker 1: So let's see if we can get through this without
Speaker 1: making dog jokes. But that's what we do good is
Speaker 1: we retell the same jokes over and over and over
Speaker 1: again until there's no humor left in them at all.
Speaker 1: I know, and I think we've run the course on
Speaker 1: dog jokes, so we have to try not to do it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be rough. Say, I couldn't even help it.
Speaker 1: I did it. It's gonna be very difficult. Different word,
Speaker 1: but Shane is on the phone for a Seconday update.
Speaker 1: What's up, Shane? How are you? Hey? How's it going? Man?
Speaker 1: Pretty good? Man. So your email said that the girl
Speaker 1: you want to call it, that you guys bonded over dogs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we met on Tinder, okay, and okay, that was
Speaker 1: kind of our main thing, as we kind of like
Speaker 1: the dog park of dating apps, so sniffing each other's
Speaker 1: butts left and right. I made a dog joke. You
Speaker 1: can't help it, all right, let's move past it. Did
Speaker 1: you both have things about your dog on your Tinder profile?
Speaker 1: We both had pictures of our dogs in our profile, So, like,
Speaker 1: to me, that's a good sign someone I like to
Speaker 1: date dog owners because my dog, Charlie's, like, you know,
Speaker 1: like a major part of my life. So when the
Speaker 1: girl has a photo of a dog, you already it's
Speaker 1: like a You're like, bam, at least we already know
Speaker 1: we have that in common. Yeah, you have a similar
Speaker 1: interest unless they're dogs an a hole when you meet them,
Speaker 1: which happens but right, but then you know immediately that
Speaker 1: you don't want to date them because if they're a
Speaker 1: bad dog owner, that's even worse than some one who
Speaker 1: doesn't even own a dog. Yeah, and a lot of
Speaker 1: times someone has a big dog that means that they're
Speaker 1: kind of going to be dogs are a lot like
Speaker 1: the owners. What's the name of the human that you
Speaker 1: went out with, though, Alanna? All right? And did she
Speaker 1: hit you up on tender or you hit her up?
Speaker 1: I think I hit her up. Okay, you don't really remember.
Speaker 1: Did you guys end up going somewhere with your dogs? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We did. We went on a date to this bar
Speaker 1: that like let you bring your dogs there, like a
Speaker 1: dog patio. Okay, yeah, those places are cool if you
Speaker 1: have a dog. If you don't have a dog and
Speaker 1: you wander into one of them, it's the most annoying
Speaker 1: place ever. So did you guys have a good time there?
Speaker 1: I thought we had a great time. We got along
Speaker 1: really well. Our dogs were getting along. My dog humped
Speaker 1: her dog, Okay, really getting along. You're like, hey man,
Speaker 1: you're like, wait for that in bite her over Netflix first.
Speaker 1: You know, I actually did make a joke. I was like,
Speaker 1: don't worry, I'm not like my dog. That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: It's really funny. And was there any awkward moments at drinks?
Speaker 1: I mean, she was on her phone a lot, which
Speaker 1: is a little annoying, But that's just kind of like
Speaker 1: the modern world we live in. So I don't think
Speaker 1: it interrupted our conversation. Other than that it was pretty chill,
Speaker 1: is that, Charlie, Yeah, Charlie, Yeah, tell him shut up.
Speaker 1: We're doing a second day up there right now. It's
Speaker 1: not his moment to shine. He just wants to see
Speaker 1: that other dog again. He sees all fired up. He's like, man,
Speaker 1: why didn't you call him back? He moved too fast? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was too fast. Man. How did everything end with her?
Speaker 1: Did it seem like she liked you? Yeah? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean I thought it went really well, Like the date
Speaker 1: was like four or five hours. Yeah. Then it ended
Speaker 1: with kind of a nice sweet kiss at the end,
Speaker 1: and I invited her. Yeah, okay, I'm a gentleman. I
Speaker 1: wasn't being creepy. It was just a normal thing. I
Speaker 1: invited her over. She declined. I took that very you know, smoothly,
Speaker 1: and then we went our separate ways. Think I would
Speaker 1: see her again. Did she decline like she was offended
Speaker 1: or was it just like a no. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was just kind of like I have to go
Speaker 1: to work. In the morning. This has been nice. You know,
Speaker 1: let's talk again another day. If I come over to
Speaker 1: your place, I don't know what I would do. I
Speaker 1: would be able to tell I was at the morning
Speaker 1: because she has a Southern accent. Yeah, in my mind
Speaker 1: she does right now, just in that one moment she does,
Speaker 1: I can see where. That's a good sign too, though,
Speaker 1: that you spent so much time together, because when you
Speaker 1: have a dog with you, if you need an out,
Speaker 1: your dog's the out right, like, oh my dog isn't
Speaker 1: feeling well my dog? Is it my dog sick? Or
Speaker 1: I have to go feed my dog? Totally, I mean,
Speaker 1: four or five hours together is a really positive sign
Speaker 1: that she was enjoying herself. That's why I'm confused, because
Speaker 1: we were texting non stop before and then it's just
Speaker 1: like nothing. I hadn't heard from her, So I'm like,
Speaker 1: what did you move? Did you lose your phone? That
Speaker 1: has to be what it is. She must have moved, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she read there's no sealt service. I don't know. Is
Speaker 1: there anything that you can think of? Any reason that
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to bout with you again? Is it
Speaker 1: because my dog humped her dog? Could be I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't you know, like what she's thinking I was
Speaker 1: using my dog is like a you know, like some
Speaker 1: weird way to pick up chicks. I don't there. I mean,
Speaker 1: if I had to dig, that's that's the only day
Speaker 1: that you think I'm a gentleman. Otherwise, Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you've said that a few times now, which means it
Speaker 1: must be true. All right, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and then call her and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, man, hang out looking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. You know, I have to say I'm proud
Speaker 1: of us. Well, i'd say proud of you guys. Actually,
Speaker 1: we're on the second part of today's second date update.
Speaker 1: Shane is on the phone. He wants to call a
Speaker 1: girl name Alana. They bonded over their dogs, and at
Speaker 1: the beginning of the whole thing, I was like, no
Speaker 1: dog jokes, because we always do really bad dog jokes.
Speaker 1: I was like, I think we've run out, and you
Speaker 1: guys have been very good so far. There's only been
Speaker 1: a few really bad dog jokes and those came from me,
Speaker 1: and I apologize. I've been holding them in though. Even
Speaker 1: hump turn dog and we let go I know it
Speaker 1: was amazing. We all moved on. Yeah, and I screwed
Speaker 1: it up a few times and I apologize, but we'll
Speaker 1: try to do I'll try to do better. In this
Speaker 1: part of the second day up date, yeah see, but
Speaker 1: Shane is on the phone. He met Alana on Tinder.
Speaker 1: They went out to the dog park with their dogs
Speaker 1: and then went to a dog from the bar. There
Speaker 1: was an awkward moment where his dog hummed her dog,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't think it's a big deal. They ended
Speaker 1: the night with a kiss. But now she's not calling
Speaker 1: him back and he has no idea why, and we're
Speaker 1: about to give her a call. Shane, can you think
Speaker 1: of any other reason? Or you're still like at a
Speaker 1: loss why she's not wanting to go out with you again? No,
Speaker 1: I can't think him anything. It could be simply that
Speaker 1: she found another option. I mean, that's the thing with Tinder,
Speaker 1: is that there's always a better option out there, or
Speaker 1: at least you think that there is, right right. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a good guy. I'm not the most
Speaker 1: perfect person in the world, but I've never had trouble
Speaker 1: getting a second day. And you know what, Shane, even
Speaker 1: with your imperfections. We still like you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna dial her phone of her right
Speaker 1: now here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Alana. Hey, Alana,
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jewel and a house
Speaker 1: radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. No way, really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How are you you know us? Yeah? Of course I do.
Speaker 1: That's cool. What's up? How does it feel to talk
Speaker 1: to celebrities celebrities that are always shocked that anyone knows
Speaker 1: our name? Yeah? Um, it's cool, I guess. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: you listen to the show sometimes sometimes? Perfect? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: number one fan, Yeah, listen to the show right here. Well, Alana,
Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because somebody emailed us to do
Speaker 1: a second date update with you. What is that? You
Speaker 1: clearly are a big listener to the show. If we
Speaker 1: do it, we do it like I'm sorry, I've heard
Speaker 1: you guys here and there, and I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: just can you tell me specifically what it is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can. It's where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody, right, and then you end up blowing
Speaker 1: them off after they email us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out why does that ring a bell.
Speaker 1: I think I've heard you guys do something like that before. Okay,
Speaker 1: we do a lot of them. And today somebody named
Speaker 1: Shane emailed us to get a hold of you. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you went out with Shane to the dog park and
Speaker 1: then hung out at a dog bar with your dogs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Really? No? Yeah? Yeah, yes, he likes you.
Speaker 1: Oh does he now? Okay? Yeah enough to email us
Speaker 1: and ask us to call you and find out what's wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, why would you think he doesn't like you?
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm just I'm just gonna lay down.
Speaker 1: I really have no interest in seeing that guy, really worry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why you like hung out with him for like four
Speaker 1: or five hours? He said? Yeah, I mean he was
Speaker 1: nice for a grand total of five hours. Anybody can
Speaker 1: be nice for five hours. He's not a nice guy.
Speaker 1: We asked him about your date, and he's he couldn't
Speaker 1: think of one thing that went wrong. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what happened. I went home after our date and I
Speaker 1: looked him up on social media, because you know, you
Speaker 1: finally get their name right when you go on a
Speaker 1: date with him. So I finally found his Facebook. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I go on to Facebook and he's updated his status.
Speaker 1: He updated it that night that we went out to single,
Speaker 1: which tells me that he wasn't single until after our date,
Speaker 1: saying that he just tell me like he wasn't straight
Speaker 1: with me. Wait are you sure? Like what if he
Speaker 1: just forgot to change it after he broke up with
Speaker 1: his girlfriend or boyfriend or whoever he was dating. See,
Speaker 1: that's what I thought. But then I looked at the
Speaker 1: comment section of his post and some girl wrote, Hey,
Speaker 1: you able, thanks for breaking up with me via Facebook status.
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Oh was it a friend of his joking around?
Speaker 1: Or do you know if that was actually his? Well
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend? It had to be his ex girlfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: really angry. Yeah, he's really mad. And why would you
Speaker 1: give him in the benefit of the doubt that it
Speaker 1: even was a friend? Like if I went on one
Speaker 1: date with one guy and I saw that on his
Speaker 1: Facebook page, I wouldn't even take the time to figure
Speaker 1: out if it was a friend. It's too big of
Speaker 1: a red flag, man, And that's why I'm not texting
Speaker 1: him back. Well that's surprising. I mean that's pretty special.
Speaker 1: You guys went on one date and then he went
Speaker 1: and broke up with his girlfriend who definitely mean a
Speaker 1: lot to him. You know what, I'm not walking down
Speaker 1: that road, like, I'm not I'm not doing that. I'm
Speaker 1: not that yet. And you don't want to date someone
Speaker 1: that dumps people via Facebook. Maybe if he had been
Speaker 1: straight with me from the get go, then we might
Speaker 1: have had a different conversation about it, but I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do that. I agree, And I don't like
Speaker 1: it when people hide things and when they're not up
Speaker 1: front with people. And that's why I feel like it's
Speaker 1: a little late to tell you this. But Shane is
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and also talk to him.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No, I'm not Shane. Are you
Speaker 1: still there? Uh yep, I'm right here. Hi, Alana, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, what is going on here? Why why did
Speaker 1: you guys call me to do this? Because Shane wanted
Speaker 1: to talk to you and I only listen to Shane. Sorry,
Speaker 1: like a hint, Man, are you kidding me? I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to you, okay, just I know that
Speaker 1: it looks bad, but like, I'm not the type of
Speaker 1: person that would ever want to cheat on someone, So
Speaker 1: for me, well your Facebook profile would tell me otherwise. Man,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me. Look, when we hung out, you
Speaker 1: have to maybe had a good time everything. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: show yeah, but you're a liar. You lied to me then,
Speaker 1: and you just lied to me again. Dude, Okay, you're
Speaker 1: getting the little worked up over this. Just let me
Speaker 1: explain myself before I get bash on the radio. By
Speaker 1: all means, explain yourself. Whenever I'm in a relationship with
Speaker 1: someone and I meet someone else that I like, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't feel right for me to pursue that person unless
Speaker 1: that previous relationship was over. So my opinion, so I
Speaker 1: think I actually did the right thing. I did the
Speaker 1: gentlemanly thing by I was making out with me the
Speaker 1: gentlemanly thing, and even back it up before then. Not
Speaker 1: to pile on your Shane, but you were actively looking
Speaker 1: for dates on Tinder while you had a girlfriend, buddy, Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, so, but clearly what I was in for
Speaker 1: me was over weeks ago. So why wouldn't you tell
Speaker 1: the girl that to her face? Because I don't like
Speaker 1: to be single. I don't like to be single right now.
Speaker 1: So it's like, Okay, I see when I met Alana,
Speaker 1: we got along better than I did with my ex girlfriend.
Speaker 1: So I don't really see what the problem is here.
Speaker 1: She's saying, your ex girlfriend, But she was your girlfriend
Speaker 1: still when you went out with me. Yeah, technically when
Speaker 1: we went on our dates she was, but a few
Speaker 1: hours later she wasn't. No, that's no point. That's low. Man.
Speaker 1: You're a dog. So if I would have broken up
Speaker 1: with her at three and we went on our date
Speaker 1: at four, that would have been on fine. But if
Speaker 1: we went on a data round four and I broke
Speaker 1: up with her a chin, then I'm a dog. You
Speaker 1: should be. You don't have a tender account when you're
Speaker 1: in a relationship. That's where the dog part starts. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you do when when you do, if you're in
Speaker 1: a relationship that's already over and hanging by a threat,
Speaker 1: it's not over. Man, just ended then, and then you
Speaker 1: broke up with her on Facebook. That's low. I needed
Speaker 1: someone to help me move on, so when I met you, Alana,
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, this girl could help me. Like, okay,
Speaker 1: that sounds way worse. You could help me get over
Speaker 1: my current girlfriend. I mean, Shane, seriously, you have the dude,
Speaker 1: How do I know that you wouldn't do that to
Speaker 1: me later? Like, I don't know in a week and
Speaker 1: a half when you're still on Tinder. The main thing is, Alanna,
Speaker 1: we got along, our dogs got along. I think that
Speaker 1: we can give this a second chance. I do too, Shane.
Speaker 1: You know I'm on your side here, Alana. Would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Shane again on a second date?
Speaker 1: This time? He is extremely single? Yeah, and we will
Speaker 1: pay for it. Are you sure that are you single?
Speaker 1: I haven't checked his Facebook profile today. Shane, are you
Speaker 1: are you completely single? Now? I'm completely single? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I trust Jane's every word. So Alana, Yes, Shane is
Speaker 1: completely single. We will pay for the date. Um, you
Speaker 1: know what you can pay for me to go on
Speaker 1: a date with myself. For putting me through this, I
Speaker 1: think that's a no. Dude, that's not cool to me
Speaker 1: because I explained to you how it worked, what happened.
Speaker 1: I was completely honest, except about the fact that you
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend. I don't think so. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: honest when he got called out, Alanta, what's the problem.
Speaker 1: Expectations dating now are insane and it's kind of hot
Speaker 1: for guys. Dude, Shane, I feel you, I feel you.
Speaker 1: It is difficult for dudes like expectations are like, everybody
Speaker 1: wants you to not have a girlfriend when you're trying
Speaker 1: to sleep with someone else, and it's such a pain exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what women want. It's just unattainable. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: you two can feel each other all the way home.
Speaker 1: I'm good. We might need to do that, Shane. So
Speaker 1: I got my dog, and my dog is literally the
Speaker 1: best wing men out there, So I'm good. Oh good, Okay,
Speaker 1: you do. Hey, Shane, I have an idea. Why don't
Speaker 1: you ask your dog to teach you how to lick
Speaker 1: yourself because at this rate you are going to be
Speaker 1: single for a very long whatever. Good luck finding the
Speaker 1: perfect man that doesn't exist. Yeah, a lot of finding
Speaker 1: a dude that doesn't have a girlfriend that's going to
Speaker 1: go on a date with Shane so much appreciate that
Speaker 1: saying I'm sorry you did not get a second date. Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for trying. I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem, And
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to work out. Dog gone it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we knew we had to do one more dog, Jake,
Speaker 1: just one more broken Juwil in the morning,