1
00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880
Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote

2
00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280
Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

3
00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960
Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

4
00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159
Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

5
00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,919
Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away time for

6
00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,160
Speaker 1: a dojah tap. That's what the kids are calling phone

7
00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,279
Speaker 1: taps these days. I think I think we're going to

8
00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:27,640
Speaker 1: get sued by call it a phone tap here, Okay,

9
00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,880
Speaker 1: And today I'm calling a woman who planned her six

10
00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,320
Speaker 1: year old's birthday at a local aquarium this weekend. And

11
00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,400
Speaker 1: she doesn't know this, but the employees there are planning

12
00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,800
Speaker 1: to go over and above to make this experience very

13
00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,680
Speaker 1: special for her son. And when I say over and above,

14
00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:49,840
Speaker 1: I mean danger in your death, which I think every

15
00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,800
Speaker 1: six year old should experience at least once in their life. Yeah,

16
00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,120
Speaker 1: tell me the shark Tank involved. We'll see if she's

17
00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,520
Speaker 1: up for our special birthday plans with your brand new

18
00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:09,560
Speaker 1: phone tap right next mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

19
00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,080
Speaker 1: my name's Keith Anderson. I work at the aquarium. I'm

20
00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:17,640
Speaker 1: looking for April. Yeah, this is April. Hi, April. I

21
00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,600
Speaker 1: saw that we have you scheduled for a birthday party

22
00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,600
Speaker 1: this Saturday for your son Nathan. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

23
00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,800
Speaker 1: he's turning six. We're really excited. Oh that's great to hear.

24
00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,160
Speaker 1: You know, we do these all the time here and

25
00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,800
Speaker 1: the kids really really love it. And it just so

26
00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:35,319
Speaker 1: happens that Nathan is coming on a very special week

27
00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:38,600
Speaker 1: here at the aquarium. Oh yeah, so what does that mean?

28
00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:42,600
Speaker 1: So each day we're having one lucky child be an

29
00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:47,120
Speaker 1: honorary aquarium helper, and we thought the birthday boy should

30
00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,760
Speaker 1: get his shot. He's going to freak out. This is amazing. Yeah,

31
00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,280
Speaker 1: that'd be great. So let me ask though, how does

32
00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:59,600
Speaker 1: Nathan feel about penguins. He is obsessed with penguins, so perfect,

33
00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,320
Speaker 1: So we're going to have him be our featured penguins

34
00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,960
Speaker 1: scraper for the day. All right, yeah, sure, of course.

35
00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,240
Speaker 1: What does it entail? What does he get to do

36
00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,880
Speaker 1: when the penguins go number two on the deck area.

37
00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,480
Speaker 1: We don't want the guests to be seeing that stuff,

38
00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,680
Speaker 1: so it'll be a little Nathan's job to just go

39
00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:23,000
Speaker 1: in and scrape it all up. Wait what Yeah, and

40
00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,640
Speaker 1: then all of his friends can watch him through the glass.

41
00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,600
Speaker 1: No one else is going to be allowed inside, but Nathan.

42
00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:33,520
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. Huh. Wait, So for my kid's birthday,

43
00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,079
Speaker 1: all his friends are basically just gonna watch him like

44
00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:40,200
Speaker 1: clean up penguin poop. It's actually a pretty special thing. Yeah.

45
00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not sure if that's something that

46
00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:46,000
Speaker 1: he's gonna want to do. Oh okay, I thought you

47
00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,519
Speaker 1: said that he loves penguins. Yeah, he does, but I

48
00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,280
Speaker 1: didn't think it was I don't think he's gonna love

49
00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,600
Speaker 1: their poop. Huh okay, is this a joke? No, I'm

50
00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,560
Speaker 1: being serious. A lot of the other children really enjoy

51
00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:02,360
Speaker 1: doing this. He's drain six. So maybe there's something else.

52
00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,800
Speaker 1: Let me check. Yeah, I guess we do need some

53
00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:09,120
Speaker 1: entertainment for the seals that day. Maybe he'd be interested

54
00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,280
Speaker 1: in doing that. Maybe, I don't know. What. What do

55
00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,400
Speaker 1: you have in mind? His job would be to go

56
00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,919
Speaker 1: into their exhibit and we'd have a bucket in there

57
00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,720
Speaker 1: waiting for him. Oh okay, so he'll like feed them

58
00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,080
Speaker 1: or something. No, not exactly. The bucket will have electric

59
00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,920
Speaker 1: eels in it, and so Nathan will reach in. He'll

60
00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,400
Speaker 1: have on his little gloves. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait

61
00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,000
Speaker 1: a second. Wait a second. You said he's going to

62
00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:36,840
Speaker 1: reach in with electric eels, so he'll basically get electrocuted. Well, no,

63
00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,800
Speaker 1: the gloves will stop him from actually being electrocuted, but

64
00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,280
Speaker 1: he should pretend that he's getting shocked and that'll amuse

65
00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,920
Speaker 1: the seals and it'll make them laugh and they'll be happy. No.

66
00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:51,560
Speaker 1: I mean that's still what is We're trying to make

67
00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,400
Speaker 1: Nathan a part of our special program here. I know,

68
00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,920
Speaker 1: but this sounds really dangerous and I'm not going to

69
00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,960
Speaker 1: do that for entertainment or whatever. Thank you. Wow, Okay,

70
00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,440
Speaker 1: I mean you're acting like this is weird that I'm

71
00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,040
Speaker 1: saying no to this, Like this doesn't sound weird to you.

72
00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,440
Speaker 1: I mean, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

73
00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,480
Speaker 1: for your child to be involved in the aquarium day

74
00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,480
Speaker 1: to day. Yeah. I just think a lot of these

75
00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,200
Speaker 1: don't sound like something that kids, or and maybe anyone

76
00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:21,120
Speaker 1: should be doing. So, I mean he could help us

77
00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:26,560
Speaker 1: with Dale. I guess who's Dale. Dale's are troubled octopus

78
00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,960
Speaker 1: that we have at the aquarium, and he's our residence

79
00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,440
Speaker 1: see grump. So one of our marine biologists has a

80
00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,560
Speaker 1: theory that Dale is only going to leave his cave

81
00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,640
Speaker 1: if he believes small prey is swimming nearby. Are you

82
00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,480
Speaker 1: kidding me? What is happening right now? No? No, No,

83
00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,120
Speaker 1: this will be man, It's gonna be very safe. Okay,

84
00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna have one of our rescue rafts nearby in

85
00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:51,239
Speaker 1: case anything happens. You literally just went from him pretending

86
00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:55,240
Speaker 1: to get electrocuted by zeals to this. That's not safe. Okay. Look,

87
00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,479
Speaker 1: if you're worried Nathan's not going to be armed, we

88
00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,360
Speaker 1: can give him a knife, we can teach you're about

89
00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,880
Speaker 1: to cut a tentacle in case anything really bad happens.

90
00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,160
Speaker 1: But again, I highly doubt it's going to get to

91
00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,800
Speaker 1: that point. You highly doubt it. Okay, well, how about this.

92
00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,760
Speaker 1: I highly doubt Nathan is going to have his birthday

93
00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,400
Speaker 1: at this aquarium anymore, because I'm not doing this. We're

94
00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,080
Speaker 1: canceling right now. Oh no, your best friend Claire told

95
00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,640
Speaker 1: me that if you tried to cancel, then we need

96
00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,800
Speaker 1: to tell you immediately that this is a prank phone call.

97
00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,760
Speaker 1: So what does Claire have to do? What are you

98
00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,880
Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah, Claire's a fan of our show, and

99
00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,320
Speaker 1: my name's jeff with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

100
00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:35,919
Speaker 1: We're actually doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, she

101
00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,760
Speaker 1: told us about your friend. Claire told us about your

102
00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,719
Speaker 1: son's aquarium birthday party this weekend, and she wanted you

103
00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,400
Speaker 1: to have a laugh because it's been so stressful planning it.

104
00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,280
Speaker 1: Thank goodness you told me, because I was so ready

105
00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,920
Speaker 1: to cancel this thing. I'm like, I can't think another thing.

106
00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,360
Speaker 1: This is crazy. I really think you should reconsider though.

107
00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,239
Speaker 1: I mean, just think of little Nathan in his tiny

108
00:05:56,240 --> 00:06:00,280
Speaker 1: little scuba outfit floating outside of Dale's Cave. Now I

109
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,440
Speaker 1: might be able to picture it without being pissed off. Guy,

110
00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,240
Speaker 1: he's got a little, tiny little knife in his hand.

111
00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,920
Speaker 1: It's adorable. I mean, he's got to arm himself. A

112
00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:12,480
Speaker 1: parent weakened every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on

113
00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,360
Speaker 1: the twenties ninety two point five