Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh Yeah, Oh my god, so horny,
Speaker 1: you guys horny for hometowns. At least we got one
Speaker 1: shitty family. I need at least one tricky uncle. I
Speaker 1: need a weird, protective brother. I need a drunk mom.
Speaker 1: We didn't get as many as we normally got. I
Speaker 1: actually felt like some of the families were pretty reasonably well.
Speaker 1: We got a one tight sound, which is I know
Speaker 1: my dad would have been real weird and like awful
Speaker 1: on this show. Hello, and welcome to another episode of
Speaker 1: Will You Express Its Express? Will you Accept This Rose?
Speaker 1: Is my Will you please express this Rose? My name
Speaker 1: is Arta Brain. Coming to you from my mom's apartment
Speaker 1: in New York City. Honday, girl. She is in the city.
Speaker 1: So are you from New York? No? No, it is
Speaker 1: my home. It's my home. I'm having a hometown with
Speaker 1: my mom. She's really into me. She wasn't sure at first,
Speaker 1: but now she's feeling it. You guys, I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you what now. I want to just just just full disclosure.
Speaker 1: We are recording this on the Monday because I book
Speaker 1: a fancy job and I'm filming tomorrow and I did
Speaker 1: not want to leave you guys high and dry, and
Speaker 1: Wells Adams normally emails us the link, but he got
Speaker 1: married Saturday night, so I did a little like put
Speaker 1: my bachelor spidy senses out and God bless Nick Vall
Speaker 1: shout out to Nick Vaylee. He sent us the link
Speaker 1: so we could do it today. And then the angel
Speaker 1: that is our precious American treasure, the groom. Wells Adams
Speaker 1: on his honeymoon this morning sent me the link. Are
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding? If we could rewind like the five
Speaker 1: years ago doing this podcast, if I had killed you,
Speaker 1: Adams would be sending you on a sunny on his
Speaker 1: honeymoon and I'd be texted and then I have a
Speaker 1: backup and Nick Vile, my life, my life s work
Speaker 1: is complete, my life cycle this after I filmed tomorrow,
Speaker 1: my life cycle will be complete. Um, you guys were
Speaker 1: so excited. So the whole point of telling you this
Speaker 1: it sounds like real braggy, and it is a little braggy.
Speaker 1: I was like, we're bragging because by the way we're
Speaker 1: talking to bachelor reality stars like we have their numbers.
Speaker 1: That is the proudest that is the best thing on
Speaker 1: my phone right now. But beyond them, the reason we're
Speaker 1: telling you this, aside from to brag because it's so exciting,
Speaker 1: because you know what you listeners are also the ones
Speaker 1: that enabled us to get access to our heroes. But
Speaker 1: like what has been so exciting. We're not sure if
Speaker 1: we saw the ending of the entire episode. It felt
Speaker 1: cut short. Katie dr Levine talked to me, what do
Speaker 1: you we didn't get We didn't get a rose ceremony,
Speaker 1: so we're not sure if that aired on. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it was meant to end in a cliffhanger though,
Speaker 1: and then we also didn't get whose group dame, uh
Speaker 1: we know what hometown. We didn't get Avan's hometown. We
Speaker 1: didn't get Avans. But I think because there, you know,
Speaker 1: it was a lot of drama, which I guess we
Speaker 1: get to in one of the hometowns and it ended there,
Speaker 1: and I think it was supposed to be um, it
Speaker 1: was supposed to be a cliffhanger. And and I mean,
Speaker 1: if you notice, like in the beginning on this, like
Speaker 1: we don't get the this you know coming up on
Speaker 1: this episode or we and we didn't get the coming
Speaker 1: up on the season. So it's like we don't get
Speaker 1: those little things, so I think that's why it ended abruptly.
Speaker 1: What I also want to say, I was thinking last
Speaker 1: night as I was writing it out, there's seven hometowns
Speaker 1: to get, like normally they have to do four, so
Speaker 1: they have to edit in seven. So like of course
Speaker 1: there was a cliff hair. Let's just get right to it.
Speaker 1: Let's get right to it because this is my safe place.
Speaker 1: You guys with us today? Is the Bachelor of the Year?
Speaker 1: Is you know him as God on Supernatural? You know him?
Speaker 1: Are you? What do you play on Lucifer? I play
Speaker 1: this like French mercenary who tries to kill Lucifer? Almost
Speaker 1: angel devil, God Devil here for a killer shows. You
Speaker 1: know what We're we're weird fucking killing the podcasts. But
Speaker 1: most importantly, this is a man that we're so hoping
Speaker 1: he finds love. One of these he was. He was
Speaker 1: bad sort of the Year twenty sixteen, Bachelor seventeen not
Speaker 1: Solafar your through full Pando full Pando William said, this
Speaker 1: was Bachelor of the Year. I'm hoping this is the man.
Speaker 1: You've got a few more months, hoping, hoping you're going
Speaker 1: to find luck. Ladies, and gentlemen, your favorite, my favorite
Speaker 1: Robbie Benedet's rob clap clap, clap, clap clap. I just
Speaker 1: can't even know. I know, and I haven't been on
Speaker 1: since the Draft Pick. This is my first appearance this season. Um,
Speaker 1: so I'm excited to talk about it. It's a great
Speaker 1: episode to be a part of because there's a lot
Speaker 1: went on last night. By the way. Also, if you're
Speaker 1: in town, we know we have you in two weeks,
Speaker 1: but if we're town next Tuesday, we want you again
Speaker 1: because with you, it'll be it'll be in l a. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's a person that we're so excited. We love new
Speaker 1: additions to the pod and uh my Queen Lauren lobkis
Speaker 1: Precious American Treasure. Lurks was like, you have to have
Speaker 1: this person on your fucking podcast, Like you must have
Speaker 1: this person on. This person loves The Bachelor. This person
Speaker 1: is fucking hilarious. He is an actor and a comedian
Speaker 1: and we are so excited. You know him from physical
Speaker 1: and we are so excited to have him. Jodie, welcome
Speaker 1: to the program to the family. Precious American Treasure. Keish
Speaker 1: in what a intro let me let me tell you
Speaker 1: all so, and I'm looking for the bachelorettes to you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Yea once once Rob gets his
Speaker 1: two taken care of me, it's my year. Well, I
Speaker 1: just want to tell you every year on my birthday,
Speaker 1: starting last year, but we're gonna do it again this year.
Speaker 1: Probably we do a live fully improvised, uh live show
Speaker 1: that we stream at Dynasty Typewriter, which we stage an
Speaker 1: entire season improvised of the Bachelorette where I am the
Speaker 1: bachelorette and people compete for my We do a full season,
Speaker 1: including hometowns, fantasy suites. So if you play your cards right,
Speaker 1: you might have a shot at getting the final rows
Speaker 1: from this bachelorette. Okay, all right, listen, I'm putting it
Speaker 1: in my calendar right now. I want your birthday December.
Speaker 1: Time do Christmas? Oh she Christmas baby, it's a baby.
Speaker 1: The baby deck, the host deck, the halls, the ho
Speaker 1: ho host thank you, Hannay. Also with us, we have,
Speaker 1: of course our cracker Jack production team, you know her
Speaker 1: as dr Anna Tanna, Arianna, Hannah Montana, Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Alaric,
Speaker 1: Marine Mrs Marine, Mitten's Marine Hos Dr Banana, How are you?
Speaker 1: Are you in the great state of Texas right now?
Speaker 1: Not yet? I leave tomorrow to Texas. I just got
Speaker 1: back from Europe yesterday, so I'm a little brain dead,
Speaker 1: little jet last How was okay? Dr Banana? You just
Speaker 1: were on You were just living your life as if
Speaker 1: you were like a real housewife of Toluca Lake. Where
Speaker 1: were you in Europe? Honey to Luca Lake to look
Speaker 1: like you just go to Priscilla's every day and hang
Speaker 1: out near Warner brothers. Um, it was great. I was
Speaker 1: in Greece, I was in the UK. I was in Berlin.
Speaker 1: I will you know, hanging out you know, by the way,
Speaker 1: I've been to Berlin twice. It's a great city, wonderful
Speaker 1: city here for Belin. Also with us without home, the
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, the Wizard of Oz, the person
Speaker 1: who green lit this podcast. This this angel, this angel
Speaker 1: with her out home, we could not do. She is
Speaker 1: a saver of animals, but she's also a saver of
Speaker 1: our hearts and lives. And it's given me a purpose
Speaker 1: for the last four years. Ladies and gentlemen. Katie Levin Okatie,
Speaker 1: wow wow wow. Now before we get going, I need
Speaker 1: to just know. You get sixty seconds of backstory. Jais,
Speaker 1: I need to know your journey with the Bachelor franchise.
Speaker 1: When did you start? When did you get hooked? So?
Speaker 1: Uh like like every like every person from South side
Speaker 1: of Chicago, I got hooked when I was watching it
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend. Uh and you know, the girlfriend puts
Speaker 1: it on, like you know, I still watched General Hospital
Speaker 1: to this day because of her girl friend important girlfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know, and you pretend like you're not watching it,
Speaker 1: and then you just peeking, you you you peeking looks.
Speaker 1: And then and then to three weeks, lady, you like,
Speaker 1: so wait a minute, so uh so if you look
Speaker 1: like her, then how are you doing? And then you
Speaker 1: start acting questions And then like a year or two, lady,
Speaker 1: you start watching it without him, you know, and now
Speaker 1: they won't even watch it. Are you still together? Are
Speaker 1: you still with the person? Well, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know, things move on things, well, you know what,
Speaker 1: That's why You're going to be at the birthday Bachelor.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm going to be at the birthday Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: You know what, you gotta keep it moving. In the
Speaker 1: land of reality dating, you got to keep it moving, honey.
Speaker 1: Question what was your first season you started with and
Speaker 1: who's your favorite bachelor or bachelorette. First season I started
Speaker 1: with was the one with the black one. Oh, like
Speaker 1: that's the one that I was like, I'm gonna watch
Speaker 1: this man or female rachel She was a spectacular bachelor
Speaker 1: as she was great, so gorgeous, like beautiful and still great.
Speaker 1: You know she has a show with m van van
Speaker 1: van van Lathan. Yeah, yeah, just great. So that was
Speaker 1: the first season. Yeah, she she I would say top
Speaker 1: two bachelorrettes of all time. I'm gonna put Gabby in there.
Speaker 1: I love Gabby Little, I love a d I love
Speaker 1: her heart, and I love that she actually has a
Speaker 1: person like she's a dangling as as a dangling dangling
Speaker 1: see dangling, and I gotta get a shout out taste.
Speaker 1: I've oh, well, well we'll see. I don't know. I'm torn. Okay,
Speaker 1: full circle moments. So here's how it works, Jackie's basically
Speaker 1: I'm a psychopath, and I write out the entire episode,
Speaker 1: so we I will. I'm gonna just I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: you through it. I'm gonna just walk you through it. Psycho.
Speaker 1: See psycho. I see you also, I got and I respect.
Speaker 1: I respect that the game. I'm here for it. Here
Speaker 1: we are, We're at hometowns. Gabby once again won my heart.
Speaker 1: She's nervous about meeting parents, and because she was talking
Speaker 1: to Jesse Palmer super Dead and um, She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: always nervous meeting parents. It always scares the ship out
Speaker 1: of me, always has always will. I love her. I
Speaker 1: love her, She's great. Are you loving her like I'm
Speaker 1: loving her? How are you feeling about these Bachelor's gentlemen overall,
Speaker 1: Rachel and Gabby? Mean? Look, let me, let me, let
Speaker 1: me be real with you. I really like Gabby and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out do I like her as
Speaker 1: much as I do? Because I dislike Rachel as much
Speaker 1: as left? You know, like the contrast between the two
Speaker 1: of them is so stark. I agree with you because
Speaker 1: I have to say, look, Gabby got they both got
Speaker 1: the player. The producers like played them and disrespected them.
Speaker 1: Gabby had. They both had shitty things happen. Gabby was
Speaker 1: told you're rough around the edges. We have different values,
Speaker 1: and she bounced back from that. She didn't use it
Speaker 1: to fold in up. She was sort of like that
Speaker 1: guy sucks, but she didn't. She also knew she was
Speaker 1: a queen and kept going like she didn't use it
Speaker 1: to like, like, no one like you cancel every cocktail party.
Speaker 1: You know, right, Rachel was a little too high met Rachel.
Speaker 1: Rachel was the one who you know, a group of
Speaker 1: dudes watching boxing from thirty feet away and nobody makes
Speaker 1: eye contact with her and she cries for the rest
Speaker 1: of the night. You gotta show a little mystery. You've
Speaker 1: got to pretend that you're easy, breezing, confident. Even if
Speaker 1: you wanted that, you didn't get it and you're freaking out.
Speaker 1: Don't let anybody. Don't say it out loud, you can
Speaker 1: privately say it in your journal or something. Rob, How
Speaker 1: are you feeling about Gabby and Rachel? Very similar? I
Speaker 1: really like Gabby a lot um. I think she's super
Speaker 1: cute and super real um and I feel like we
Speaker 1: get along so yeah too. But she would be my friend.
Speaker 1: And Rachel I just I really want to like her,
Speaker 1: but yeah, she's just she cries at the drop of
Speaker 1: a hat. I don't love. We'll get into it later,
Speaker 1: but I don't love the way she handled the whole
Speaker 1: Tyler thing, Why didn't why did that even happen? Why?
Speaker 1: You know, I think both women got cheated because it's
Speaker 1: been half a bachelor season for both of Yes, they
Speaker 1: didn't have that many to pick from it. They've been
Speaker 1: a hometowns where they're like, I think I know him,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure, you know what I mean, so
Speaker 1: far behind. That's a great point. That's a great point.
Speaker 1: So here we are. We start out, Um, it's Gabby,
Speaker 1: Well this one. I felt like the date went great,
Speaker 1: and then we found out that at the end, he's like,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, Gabby's gonna get engaged to Jason. Here
Speaker 1: we are where in New Orleans. He's more reserved, she
Speaker 1: sees a future. They're dancing in the street. I loved
Speaker 1: her throwing beads. I want to get an old man
Speaker 1: to show me his dick. I mean not just the nipples,
Speaker 1: you want the whole dick. I want an old man
Speaker 1: to show me his deck. It's like, that's not gonna
Speaker 1: Then the old man goes, that's not gonna, not gonna happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And like I actually felt like that could be like
Speaker 1: a girlfriend of mine screaming like that, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like Lauren could say that you know or like you know,
Speaker 1: like like that's like that actually feels like hanging with
Speaker 1: a buddy, Like that's funny. And they edited it good
Speaker 1: for ABC, making the mouse actually like came through and
Speaker 1: edited it in in a way that was like, yeah, cool,
Speaker 1: but there. That's why she didn't get her own full
Speaker 1: season because they were too scared to give it to her.
Speaker 1: Um so the uh we find out that his parents
Speaker 1: are separated and they're going to meet the dad. First,
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with his dad, his accent, his tears,
Speaker 1: his flowers, his ben Yet I just and knowing that
Speaker 1: we learned that Jason wanted to leave and then he
Speaker 1: decided to stay. I am feeling I'm really liking Jason
Speaker 1: a lot in a way that I thought he might
Speaker 1: have been a dud and I'm actually like, oh no,
Speaker 1: he's like got a big heart, He's a sweetie pie Jackies,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about Jason and Gain? First of all,
Speaker 1: when when I met when when we met the dad,
Speaker 1: and after the first five minutes, I was just like,
Speaker 1: who was the woman that left his mate? And then
Speaker 1: we saw and then we saw that, we saw, and
Speaker 1: we saw, then we saw, we got a fun I
Speaker 1: want to know that story, that story he his heart.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what you're I know a
Speaker 1: little bit about what Rob's dad is like. We can
Speaker 1: not aside from Katie, the three of us come from
Speaker 1: pretty salty dad's to have a dad to be this
Speaker 1: emotionally intelligent, steering up talking about his son, like the
Speaker 1: gentleness but like calm and fatherly. I've never like what
Speaker 1: an in touch man. I am obsessed with his dad.
Speaker 1: It was. It was honestly like Geppetto walked in. I
Speaker 1: was very Gappetto. It's very Geppetto, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: I just love this man. I want him to get
Speaker 1: a real boy. I want I want everything. I want
Speaker 1: the world for this man. I want the world for
Speaker 1: this man. I loved it. I like I like Jason.
Speaker 1: I've liked Jason because I tend to like contestants who
Speaker 1: are reserved to our reserves about the whole aspect of
Speaker 1: this isn't really my thing, but like, I'm here because
Speaker 1: I'm here for you, right, And so I was looking
Speaker 1: forward to his hometown because you know that's gonna be
Speaker 1: the first time you see him and his element. Uh
Speaker 1: and he was in his element, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: actually like him even more, Like I can see you
Speaker 1: together and having fun and it feels like a real connection,
Speaker 1: so you know, to your point of him being reserved,
Speaker 1: which I think is like and that and like watching
Speaker 1: this by the end of this, It's been a long
Speaker 1: time since I've seen somebody on one of these shows.
Speaker 1: And I think Zach is like this for Rachel that
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, this guy is not actually here
Speaker 1: to become an influencer, Like this guy is actually here
Speaker 1: for real, which doesn't happen anymore, like it's been ruined
Speaker 1: Instagram ruined like this, I actually feel like this guy
Speaker 1: doesn't like this aspect. He actually just like maybe I
Speaker 1: could find my wife maybe food. I was while I
Speaker 1: was watching, I was like, oh, man, he's really boring.
Speaker 1: And at the end when he's like not ready to
Speaker 1: doesn't know if he's ready for marriage, I was like,
Speaker 1: why are you on the show? But honestly, listen to
Speaker 1: you guys talk about it now. Yeah, that, but that
Speaker 1: does make sense to me. I guess I was looking
Speaker 1: for someone with just a little more, a little more personality.
Speaker 1: Just she's got such a great personality and so yeah,
Speaker 1: there's such a good contrasts, so like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, you know, you know what, that's
Speaker 1: also a good point. You're like, is it to milk toys?
Speaker 1: At least we know he's got a good car, Katie
Speaker 1: dr Banana. I'd love to hear from the production team.
Speaker 1: You guys are are are wind beneath our wings. I
Speaker 1: think he has a personality. I think he's just a
Speaker 1: shy guy, and I think she you can like see
Speaker 1: it coming out, like as they hang out more and more,
Speaker 1: like he's getting sillier every time he hangs out with her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think like she's good for him in that way,
Speaker 1: you know, there are a nice balance. Yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: I think he's shy, but I think he is like
Speaker 1: decently goofy, Like he's just maybe not as like outgoing
Speaker 1: as her. Like Yeah, yeah, I don't think he's like
Speaker 1: he's just like quiet, but he's not not like fun
Speaker 1: I think like for him, for him, I think like
Speaker 1: you would see at home they would have so much
Speaker 1: fun together. Yeah. I feel like, yeah bachelorette either and
Speaker 1: he's like that's what. I also feel like he felt
Speaker 1: like there was a purity to him and so so um.
Speaker 1: Then the dad going, he's a good kid, good man.
Speaker 1: I miss him, and then he teared up and they
Speaker 1: have to meet in some public park because like where's
Speaker 1: he living? Like you know what I mean, like where's
Speaker 1: his dad? Is he in some fucking weird garage apartment?
Speaker 1: Like we're dead? You know when you met the mom
Speaker 1: where you Like when we met the mom, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she definitely she cheated something. She's so himane it and
Speaker 1: look I was close with my mom. She would never
Speaker 1: have fucking cried having seen it, like you've been gone
Speaker 1: for six weeks, like the tears of like oh, like
Speaker 1: she almost did like a jump leg rap hog like
Speaker 1: she almost did like a full leg wrap to her son.
Speaker 1: Like the amount of as if they've been off overseas
Speaker 1: at war for like four years and they've finally made
Speaker 1: it almost like they've just been on like the Valiant
Speaker 1: Lady COVID ghost ship, Like like I just which I'm
Speaker 1: going on that boat and tell me I'm going on that,
Speaker 1: not to derail is, but I'm going on that. But
Speaker 1: my mom is going on in October. And I have
Speaker 1: a friend who works on who's giving me a free room.
Speaker 1: I heard it's really nice. It looks like I gotta say,
Speaker 1: it's the first cruise ship that I was ever like
Speaker 1: I would go on that. I heard it's like actually incredible,
Speaker 1: like that they actually could have filmed the whole season
Speaker 1: on it because there's so many different things to do.
Speaker 1: But then I heard the guys can't even they they're
Speaker 1: only like allowed like two percent of like that whole
Speaker 1: boat and they're not allowed to go anywhere else on it,
Speaker 1: which is like in such a way we need a
Speaker 1: full report Paradise because Paradise will be happening this fall. Um.
Speaker 1: So then we see the mom. The mom is like
Speaker 1: just alvira hair. That's terrible to say. I'm sorry, it
Speaker 1: was a lot. And by the way, I'm here for it.
Speaker 1: I've had extreme hair. I'm not I love a look,
Speaker 1: give me a look. But I'm like, that is a
Speaker 1: mom with a She got ready for her close up,
Speaker 1: and she's like, best case scenario, Jason has met the
Speaker 1: love of his life and she's going to walk out
Speaker 1: to the dart. So he walks in. She starts sobbing, incredible.
Speaker 1: Jerie like this is why I love a hometown. She's
Speaker 1: like and she goes, where have you been? And she says,
Speaker 1: are sweet. Gabby says, he's been in a simulation. Great line.
Speaker 1: She's right, that's a great line. And he's he's in
Speaker 1: a simulation. I was going to leave and then Jesse
Speaker 1: Jesse Power, Jesse Palmer was like, we're going to Paris.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, She's amazing. I love his sister.
Speaker 1: His sister was so cool. He's about their boyfriend. Her
Speaker 1: boyfriend weird. Oh yeah. I was like, has a boyfriend here?
Speaker 1: This is toxic? Why are you better than that? I
Speaker 1: want her on the show. I would think she could
Speaker 1: be a contestant. She was a door and she she goes,
Speaker 1: what dirt do you want to give? On Jason, he
Speaker 1: didn't get he did everything right. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: he really is the greatest person ever. Like great line.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did, I you know, like I like the sister,
Speaker 1: the when when we got to the other house, like
Speaker 1: dad about bignets for them and stuff like that, the
Speaker 1: beign and his toast of may the best days of
Speaker 1: your past be the worst days of your future. I
Speaker 1: want to like get that tattooed on my face, like
Speaker 1: that is so beautiful, Arden, would you please get that
Speaker 1: tattooed on your face. You know what, I'm so tired
Speaker 1: that I actually may make a bad decision right right
Speaker 1: before my fancy job. To me, they would love that
Speaker 1: at that particularly. That would be a really that would
Speaker 1: fly at that environment big time. Um. So, then she
Speaker 1: has the sister could he be with someone like me?
Speaker 1: And the sister was like, what are you doing? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're also I loved it. She was like he's glowing.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I think he could be ready to propose.
Speaker 1: Like it was like, yeah, that felt like a real
Speaker 1: answer because it was like, well, what is there something
Speaker 1: I should know about you? And he's not. Well, then
Speaker 1: the thing that I did, the one thing that I
Speaker 1: give to the mom. So and he says, mom, what
Speaker 1: if I found my wife? And she's like, She's like,
Speaker 1: I really feel like something's good together. And then she goes, um,
Speaker 1: She's like, she goes, are you all in? She said,
Speaker 1: best case scenario is it truly in love and happily
Speaker 1: ever after? And then he goes, I'm trying to stay
Speaker 1: true to myself and I cannot see myself getting engaged.
Speaker 1: It's not realistic for me. I need space to process.
Speaker 1: But I liked mom coming in and saying if you
Speaker 1: were not with her, how would you feel without her?
Speaker 1: We needed that kind of like hopeless romantic who's maybe
Speaker 1: ruined ben a marriage to come in that. We needed that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: here y, yeah, I mean that's a great that's a
Speaker 1: great point. I mean when she said that, even I'm
Speaker 1: sitting on my couch like damn, that was a good
Speaker 1: she stuck her landing with what like if that's why
Speaker 1: we needed her as that. It was helpful for because
Speaker 1: I am rooting for him, like he's although I do
Speaker 1: like ear ache, I can't believe him. That's what we
Speaker 1: call Eric what the age. I do like ear ache. Um,
Speaker 1: I like him. He grew on me. I thought it
Speaker 1: was going to be a douche. They edited him as
Speaker 1: like the villain episode one, and then it turned out
Speaker 1: he's so he's so far he seems like that was
Speaker 1: a really human touching date Katie. I see Katie's gotta
Speaker 1: I know, I see her. I love this one because
Speaker 1: we all thought he was going to be a dick.
Speaker 1: They really he gave him like a weird introduction where
Speaker 1: it like made it seem like he was like overly
Speaker 1: cocky or something. But he was, but he has been
Speaker 1: nothing but respectful and he and the guys like him.
Speaker 1: The guys like him. Nobody has a problem with his
Speaker 1: I mean, as we see with his family. I mean,
Speaker 1: he is just he seems like a really good dude.
Speaker 1: And I'm like mad at the first couple of episodes
Speaker 1: for the way it was edited for just like painting
Speaker 1: him in this weird light. And the whole time I
Speaker 1: was like watching and expecting him to be a dick
Speaker 1: at some point, which makes me feel like he might
Speaker 1: win because it gave him the journey of being the die. Maybe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I he is. I know we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about his hometown, but he is who I think
Speaker 1: he's the winner, is the winner? Yes, yes, he is
Speaker 1: a winner Winter Chicken Winner. He's the winner. Agreed, You
Speaker 1: and I are in the same page. I will say this. Um.
Speaker 1: At the end, Gabby says, I am head over heels
Speaker 1: for him. I can see myself with him forever. I
Speaker 1: am falling in love with him. It's hard to go
Speaker 1: first because you remember the last one last. You don't
Speaker 1: want to be first. You don't want to be first.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be first, and you don't want
Speaker 1: to be in the middle. You've got to be last.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. That's the only person she said that
Speaker 1: about one, and he was the only person that didn't
Speaker 1: say after the date, I don't know if I'm ready
Speaker 1: to be engaged yet, because they both did. Oh, Eric,
Speaker 1: she but she said about she said about Jason, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm head over heels from that was about Jason. I
Speaker 1: can see myself. She said it, not to him, but
Speaker 1: she said it to the camera. She said, I can
Speaker 1: see myself with him forever. I'm falling in love with him.
Speaker 1: But she said to Erica, yeah, okay. Next up, we
Speaker 1: have Rachel and Zach. We're in Anaheim, gorgeous Anaheim. They
Speaker 1: climb a ladder to a roof to watch the planes
Speaker 1: take off. Now here's my She freaks out, don't you
Speaker 1: know you're don't you realize where you are? You can
Speaker 1: see the airport. So is it that much of a
Speaker 1: shock that you're going to watch the Southwest plane take
Speaker 1: off the land? Could you not hear them? Planes are
Speaker 1: incredibly loud. It's like a big thing when people don't
Speaker 1: want to live in your airports because I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know if y'all notice. I don't know if y'all
Speaker 1: notice or not, but famously, you can't hear planes from
Speaker 1: the ground. You can't. You can only hear them from
Speaker 1: from up by open open field. Why that's why she
Speaker 1: was so confused. She couldn't hear it. She couldn't hear
Speaker 1: she freaked out. Dr Bibi's Did you think she was
Speaker 1: like overacting there? Yeah, yes, look I have Rachel. I
Speaker 1: can't everything she does. Now, I'm like, yeah, yeah, agreed.
Speaker 1: We're all where do you think she was? Do you
Speaker 1: think it was at Van Eyes or Burbank? Well, they're
Speaker 1: in Annaheim. I think that Danny Ago or whatever the
Speaker 1: j W C j w G. Okay, So then um
Speaker 1: Zach is um gonna tell his parents now he is like,
Speaker 1: I also think he is true, Like Jason, He's like,
Speaker 1: I am, I still am. I told you I was,
Speaker 1: and I am falling in love with you. And then
Speaker 1: they kids like, she is so happy with him. They
Speaker 1: would have such a nice, basic happy They would be
Speaker 1: so happy together. If if I feel like the human
Speaker 1: heart loves to sabotage itself, because she would. He's a
Speaker 1: good guy, he loves her. They love planes. He would
Speaker 1: take care of her. She could have her like Disney
Speaker 1: princess thing. He would let her do her plane thing
Speaker 1: and then and then, but she's gonna pick Tina. I
Speaker 1: know she's been on t No since like episode three
Speaker 1: or four or whatever. You got there, Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: he got the first. He got that one on one
Speaker 1: Dayton Paris like, she's she's been, she's been on them.
Speaker 1: And immost talk to me because because you walk in
Speaker 1: the house, Yeah, and you see right in front of
Speaker 1: you the star of soaring over California, Patrick Putty, fucking
Speaker 1: Putty Putty is sitting there. You can get you can
Speaker 1: get to the front of the line on soaring on
Speaker 1: each coast with him by your side. Like, yes, I was,
Speaker 1: I was, I was taking it back. I was like,
Speaker 1: I love this, I love this, I love this family.
Speaker 1: I love Uncle Pat. I love the family. The fact
Speaker 1: that Uncle Pat was like, I'll show up for this.
Speaker 1: I won't show up for the backyard movie, but I
Speaker 1: have Putty, but I will show up and be like
Speaker 1: just to put a reminder to show people that I
Speaker 1: still look good. Doesn't this look like this with Zach
Speaker 1: looks like a little bit though, Yeah, most Chief Wigham
Speaker 1: from the Simpsons. Um, Robbie Biebe, how did you feel
Speaker 1: about this date? Um? I think he's a really good guy.
Speaker 1: I think he's really good guy. And he's just and
Speaker 1: he's got nostrils that just go on forever. He's got
Speaker 1: a radio voice. Um, I like he could uh really
Speaker 1: like his voice. And his dad kind of has the
Speaker 1: same voice. Uh. Yeah, I like the dad too. And
Speaker 1: Putties and his Putty as his uncle and Putty is
Speaker 1: his uncle. Yeah. And you know, and I honestly that
Speaker 1: Um the show they had in the at the end
Speaker 1: of the day where they showed them things from their
Speaker 1: journey to the family, I thought, Okay, the producers like him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that everybody know. The producers are trying to
Speaker 1: give her the best date ever for her the most
Speaker 1: like this hits her heart strings. They gave her the plane,
Speaker 1: they gave her the dad moment, they gave her the
Speaker 1: like watching yourself as a movie star. Remember when you
Speaker 1: kissed him here? Remember when that happened? Here's you. When
Speaker 1: they said we went to a movie premiere, as if
Speaker 1: it was a movie premiere, I can't, like, oh really,
Speaker 1: what was this movie premiere? And like and you guys
Speaker 1: were all in it. It just was like, but that
Speaker 1: they actually you could tell they loved it. They were
Speaker 1: they fit together. Yeah. Oh that's probably why the uncle
Speaker 1: Putty couldn't be in it, because it wasn't a sack.
Speaker 1: After he's like, oh, that's not Union ABC only ABC
Speaker 1: only paying me for afternoon rate. Pay me for that
Speaker 1: full day. Right when the dad with the bald head,
Speaker 1: the dad was talking to to Rachel and he was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, in the situation, you could fall in
Speaker 1: love with the monkey. Remember you said that to her,
Speaker 1: and don't she's fragile. Don't say that she's gonna. Don't
Speaker 1: say that she's no. The dad had some weird things,
Speaker 1: but then he full circled it and then he said
Speaker 1: to his son, your heart might be broken, but it
Speaker 1: also could be filled with incredible Rachel love forever and ever.
Speaker 1: Real these dads, who are these dads? And the dad
Speaker 1: was sort of like, you're hot, I'm all in it
Speaker 1: seems good to wrap it up. Like you got big bazooms.
Speaker 1: I like talking to you. Let's do that. You got
Speaker 1: those big old buzooka zooks, you gangs. Okay, you could
Speaker 1: be my daughter. Like it was like, seems good to me.
Speaker 1: You know, I really liked this family because, you know,
Speaker 1: like Tino's family was very look I was, I was
Speaker 1: kind of was with them on some on some of
Speaker 1: the ship as well. But Zack, But but Zack's family
Speaker 1: was really like they were real, but not in a
Speaker 1: they were real in like a real way right playing
Speaker 1: the game. They were playing the game. They were going
Speaker 1: along with it, but they were They're nice people and
Speaker 1: they're also just saying, hey, you know, like this seems
Speaker 1: like it could be real, so you can have good love,
Speaker 1: but if not, you can't get your heartbroken. Whereas Tino's
Speaker 1: family probably just saw straight through just like this ship
Speaker 1: is fake. Every that's what every filming does. It's like,
Speaker 1: well then he didn't know that. When he was like
Speaker 1: i'll see in six weeks, mom, I'm going on the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: I'm like that's like that's the show. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: they were all psyched. And when they're all like who whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa you've got they also treat everybody like every lead
Speaker 1: like she's like a whore, Like you've got three other
Speaker 1: men you're dating. It's like, yeah, that's the name, that's
Speaker 1: the show, dude. And they knew that, Um, I love
Speaker 1: the mom. The mom was like, what you see is
Speaker 1: what you get, and then she goes, I probably just
Speaker 1: met his future wife. They just fit. And then he
Speaker 1: said I'm in love with you, Rachel. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: was like, say it back. I know. I wanted her
Speaker 1: to say I wanted it to give it to me,
Speaker 1: give it to me. He didn't. She didn't. She didn't
Speaker 1: because it's for Tina. Got any final thoughts on Zach
Speaker 1: or Jason. I really like Jay's I Jason a lot.
Speaker 1: I like Jason a lot. He feels he feels like
Speaker 1: a regular boyfriend. And what I mean by that is,
Speaker 1: you know, like I mean, there's some like, for instance,
Speaker 1: like I I can be very much like if I'm on,
Speaker 1: I'm on. But if I want to be off, I'm off.
Speaker 1: But at home, you know, I'll be silly and I
Speaker 1: will sing the songs and I'll make that you know,
Speaker 1: and things like that you'll watch, I'll watch. I'll watch
Speaker 1: it all so, you know, because you're with your partner, right,
Speaker 1: So he seems like I'm giving myself to my partner
Speaker 1: type guy. I like Zach too. I like Zach too,
Speaker 1: you know, I like him the best out of the
Speaker 1: three that she or the four that she is going
Speaker 1: on the hometowns with. So I like his family though
Speaker 1: as well. So you know me too, Robbie. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: agree with you guys. I've come around just talking to
Speaker 1: you guys about Jason. I think maybe maybe, and I
Speaker 1: tend to do that, but I you know, maybe it's
Speaker 1: exactly what she needs because he's gonna put her first.
Speaker 1: Maybe Er, you know, Eric's got his own stuff, and
Speaker 1: it was definitely more about Eric during the Eric date,
Speaker 1: which we'll get into, but but the Jason date, you know,
Speaker 1: he's the kind of guy that he'll put her first
Speaker 1: and it'll be you know, she'll be the crazy one
Speaker 1: in the relationship, you know, and he could be steady.
Speaker 1: Maybe Now the editors and they might have also been
Speaker 1: fooling us. They did like on her date on her
Speaker 1: early date with Eric is when she sort of freaked out,
Speaker 1: like I'm not lovable. Then she went and sat in
Speaker 1: his lap and it was like I felt, and he
Speaker 1: seems slightly freaked out on their one on one. I
Speaker 1: feel like Jason has more consistently seemed in and like
Speaker 1: he's not going anywhere or was I fear with Eric
Speaker 1: he might tap out, but that also could be how
Speaker 1: they've edited it because he might win. M hmm maybe yeah.
Speaker 1: Um dr b B's Katie. Any final thoughts on Jason
Speaker 1: or Zack. You know what? The Jason thing really bummed
Speaker 1: me out because I was like, this is it and
Speaker 1: then he was like I don't want to get engaged,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, we hope that he comes
Speaker 1: around that mama who served her purpose and got him
Speaker 1: to think about what it would be like without. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really hope the family would just loved her. It
Speaker 1: was just like everything about Jason Sanley was like perfect,
Speaker 1: and you know Zach as well. But I do feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, she's gonna go for Tino even though well
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it coming up, but she should go
Speaker 1: with Zach. I mean, they just they compliment each other well,
Speaker 1: but um no, she's going to choose Tina. We all
Speaker 1: know it, unfortunately, but I like to have to. But
Speaker 1: I think I don't know. I mean, I kind of
Speaker 1: feel like it's a tie between him and Eric, like
Speaker 1: really a lot. Yeah. I mean, if I'm want to
Speaker 1: be arbitrary, I would rather if I'm gonna be If
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in the family. Maybe we going
Speaker 1: to New Orleans. I'm going to be in a family,
Speaker 1: yeah that want to go to New Jersey. You're absolutely
Speaker 1: yeah for holidays like a couple of times year in noors,
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That's a really that's a really
Speaker 1: good point. Are going to take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll be right back. Oh bone zone. Time for the
Speaker 1: bone zone, and we're back here we are with Johnny
Speaker 1: and Palm Beach, Florida. She did a really cute jog.
Speaker 1: I felt for Johnny because it's the first time I've
Speaker 1: actually heard somebody acknowledge financially I might not be ready
Speaker 1: because we're always like, what does Johnny do? He's like,
Speaker 1: isn't it like aurism? Real turn? But like it made
Speaker 1: and then it made me go, look, I'm not like
Speaker 1: a gold digger or money. But it made me be like, oh,
Speaker 1: how bad is his situation if he's mentioned it, like
Speaker 1: nobody's ever said it out loud, of like, what's the
Speaker 1: actual like it also can it also can be this
Speaker 1: because when I saw his family, Uh, the first thing
Speaker 1: God said was, it's a white ass family right here,
Speaker 1: and as they are, they are like typical white American
Speaker 1: Johnny and his dad, john his brother and his brother's friend. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was a very white Florida family. It was a
Speaker 1: white and I'm not saying that in an insult way.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that in like you can tell they had
Speaker 1: they like they got some money on him. So to him,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe having less than a hundred k a
Speaker 1: year is like not financially ready, you know, when like
Speaker 1: he makes sixty, like you good bro, but like you know,
Speaker 1: maybe that's what maybe that's more with his standards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was definitely a very white Florida family. I was
Speaker 1: um um and he's I loved again. Our queen Gabby,
Speaker 1: she goes Johnny is super hot. He knows it, I
Speaker 1: know it. Oh yeah, oh yeah. The sexual energy was
Speaker 1: like when she ran and the kiss and to jump up.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh they they they have which is
Speaker 1: why I think he's in last place. But they have
Speaker 1: like sexual energy. But you can't know why would that
Speaker 1: be last place? Wouldn't it? What doesn't like doesn't the
Speaker 1: chemical tail wag win. I mean, it's good, it's good
Speaker 1: in a moment, it's good for a couple of days,
Speaker 1: but then when those real connections hit, you realize like,
Speaker 1: this is where home is. He's it's nice. You just
Speaker 1: got advanced to hometowns in December? Home is Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Hot? Do not pass go you go right
Speaker 1: to hometown? Sorry, sir? Um is he looking not not
Speaker 1: to me? He's not my type? No, she's I didn't
Speaker 1: agree with what she said there. I was like, really, no,
Speaker 1: he he is not do it for me. Me neither
Speaker 1: and none of my friends. He looks and I this,
Speaker 1: I don't mean this in a bad way, but he
Speaker 1: just looks. So Florida, Florida shout out to our Florida listeners, Florida,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Miami soon. I'm not like, I'm
Speaker 1: not trashing my I don't know. It's not our style.
Speaker 1: That's all just not our style. Like I can appreciate, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I can understand why she would find him
Speaker 1: good looking, but just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure. Okay. So then he's a little amped up,
Speaker 1: he's edgy, and he's like we have to go see
Speaker 1: my family right away, and she's like okay, and then
Speaker 1: she's like he's like ladies. First She's like absolutely not
Speaker 1: you absolutely Like I thought we were going to hang
Speaker 1: for a second, but now like we're going. He was like,
Speaker 1: manically had to go see the family, and so it's
Speaker 1: just like you go. So she like would you do
Speaker 1: on your first day? He's like, I wrapped and she
Speaker 1: was like, oh that I thought it was a palm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. That's that guy. I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't last place. Room full of people who are me, dude,
Speaker 1: Buddy John John, Bob John, and we all look alike
Speaker 1: of course my mom John John, and here's the dog
Speaker 1: John John Job, Johnny John Heavy and then and then
Speaker 1: she goes, we don't stop laughing. She's perfect once again.
Speaker 1: Poor Gabby. He goes, I'm not fully there yet. I'm like,
Speaker 1: whoa to Gabby? This this treasure, this jee, this adorable, warmhearted, articulate.
Speaker 1: I see you nurse with a banging bob Like, what
Speaker 1: do you want? What are you looking for? What is there?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you get Jack he's on the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Jackie's wouldn't have no damn qualms you. She's the full package.
Speaker 1: Robbie beebe would you be ready to propose? Are you?
Speaker 1: I'm ready right now? I would be like, Gabby, I'm
Speaker 1: fifty one, I'm once before stroke survivor, questionable prostate. But
Speaker 1: I will stroke survivor with christ I will make you
Speaker 1: so happy. Stroke survivor. But I am your guy. But
Speaker 1: you are a bachelor the yor. Let me tell you what.
Speaker 1: I have never seen women go more bananas, full bananas
Speaker 1: for any man that I have ever toured with, as
Speaker 1: much as they do for our bachelor. Oh it is shot,
Speaker 1: but they are. They also all want a mother like, oh,
Speaker 1: be careful, Rob, be careful Robbie. Oh your your schedules?
Speaker 1: Oh are you getting All these women are in love
Speaker 1: with Rob and they went out. They're worried about he's
Speaker 1: getting sleep and a fluid. They want to put you
Speaker 1: like in a baby beyard and like make love to you.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything. I don't like. You here here
Speaker 1: for I'm here for it. You're here for it. So
Speaker 1: then um so then um he's like, look, I'm not ready.
Speaker 1: It's a big thing to go on me. And then um,
Speaker 1: the dad, which I liked, said emotionally, I do think
Speaker 1: you're ready. Financially you gotta go on the road together.
Speaker 1: Once again, he played the part of the months. He
Speaker 1: was the part of the mon like basically oftentimes the
Speaker 1: parents are like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. And I
Speaker 1: think these parents are like, hey, you live once, give
Speaker 1: it a what that made me? That made me like
Speaker 1: the family. That made me like the band a little
Speaker 1: bit more when he said that, because I was like,
Speaker 1: because I was thinking he was going to be like, well, ship,
Speaker 1: maybe you're not ready to financially or you will be fine,
Speaker 1: but he was like, no, I'll built that together like
Speaker 1: fig out cooked all the way. Yeah, I appreciate that. Um.
Speaker 1: And then she said, you know it's tough. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: it's just tough to get on one knee with where
Speaker 1: I am at in my life. And then they basically
Speaker 1: they went on a boat around Florida, which felt kind
Speaker 1: of like when they went to Tyler Cameron's hometown a
Speaker 1: similar boat, but his his area felt boogier Tyler's did.
Speaker 1: Dr Biebe's, Katie, what are your thoughts on this? I
Speaker 1: thought that the hometown went really well. I am you
Speaker 1: know what, here's the thing, the girls. I was thinking
Speaker 1: this as he was like, I don't think I'm ready
Speaker 1: to propose or whatever. The girls got kind of screwed
Speaker 1: over because like it felt like that time the guys
Speaker 1: used to decide which girl was for them. Was key
Speaker 1: time for them to be developing more intense relationships with
Speaker 1: these people. So like, no one is ready for an
Speaker 1: engagement because at this point they've officially only been like
Speaker 1: dating the person they like for like three weeks. That's
Speaker 1: because Rob was like circling that and look at this
Speaker 1: as a team. You're honing ann on because the early
Speaker 1: weeks they were deciding that you guys tag teamed. That's
Speaker 1: exactly what happened. This is the most we've ever seen
Speaker 1: her talk to Johnny, like by far. I was like,
Speaker 1: because she was just immediately like, oh, I love everything
Speaker 1: about Johnny. He's so funny. And I was like, in
Speaker 1: my head, I was like, we have barely seen Johnny,
Speaker 1: Like he was the one that said he struggled a
Speaker 1: lot with his um Like I just mean like I
Speaker 1: just mean like camera no, but I'm just saying like,
Speaker 1: I mean like, we haven't seen them really hang out enough,
Speaker 1: I think. And that's why I think they're they're not
Speaker 1: ready because it's it has been rushed. Everything has felt rushed,
Speaker 1: Like I felt like we got the hometowns way too quickly.
Speaker 1: We have like one more week and then they could
Speaker 1: have done Hometown. I agree, okay, I agree with you,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what do we only have? Like two more?
Speaker 1: When is this season ending? I'm so confused. Tomorrow. Apparently
Speaker 1: it's just like over, It's over. It's okay until the
Speaker 1: next season. So then we have We're at the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: This was everything. Everything about this was rough. Let's just
Speaker 1: make this short. Let's agree, all right, Rob, take it away.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna read it out. We all saw it.
Speaker 1: So we have a lot of listeners that don't watch.
Speaker 1: They just listen to podcasts. For the first minute, she
Speaker 1: landed she's not into this guy, like he tried to
Speaker 1: kiss and she pulled away like that, So anyway, where
Speaker 1: are we? All right? Let me it's for for our
Speaker 1: listeners that don't actually watch the show. She shows up
Speaker 1: at the Jersey Shore, and in my mind, like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's cool to own like a basketball game at the
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore, But is that actually want to be like,
Speaker 1: that's my husband, Like I'm married, like nice, and he's
Speaker 1: so sweet, and I think he's the cutest one on
Speaker 1: the whole show. He was from the beginning. I think
Speaker 1: he's fucking adorable. Yes, Katie either way, so cute. Shout
Speaker 1: out to my friend Dennis Gubbins who sent me a
Speaker 1: text a brilliant stand up. He sent me a text
Speaker 1: that you being on Boner Patrol is like his favorite
Speaker 1: thing of our entire podcast. I always Jack, He's just
Speaker 1: so you know, Katie, we've done like four hundred episodes
Speaker 1: of the show. She's the one who pauses and zooms
Speaker 1: in to see if people have boners on like certain days.
Speaker 1: How many I mean do you have, like do you
Speaker 1: have a tally man? No, there's not a lot like
Speaker 1: the one where they were doing with like the Dominat
Speaker 1: Tricks woman. I was like someone trying to figure out here.
Speaker 1: I remember Ben ben Higgins had one when they went
Speaker 1: to Sandals and he was with Jojo and she was
Speaker 1: in her gold bikini and Jamaica. Okay, you know that
Speaker 1: was when we did bone Patrol. We also figured out
Speaker 1: he had he had a scripture tattoo and a boner
Speaker 1: at the same time when she was in a gold
Speaker 1: bikini and they were at Sandals. Um so um, that's
Speaker 1: what this show is built on. Scripture tattoos, gold bikinis,
Speaker 1: sandals and boners that you welcome, well, vooners for Jesus.
Speaker 1: So then um so then they go they're like doing
Speaker 1: bumper cars around the ferris wheel and literally you could
Speaker 1: see her folding in on herself like a piece of orgami,
Speaker 1: like and he's like literally like and then she sits down.
Speaker 1: She's literally tearing up her whole body language. They're on
Speaker 1: a bed. Her body language is like you old, my god,
Speaker 1: And I was like feeling so badly for her. She's like, um,
Speaker 1: He's like, I gotta tell you you are everything. You're
Speaker 1: the most amazing. I am not only a comedy, I'm
Speaker 1: like a thousand percent company. Like She's like, I am
Speaker 1: finally fine, not just falling in love. I am so
Speaker 1: in love. I would not change the thing. And she's like, um, hey,
Speaker 1: let's stop you right there. Um and then she's sobbing.
Speaker 1: She's like the fact that you were able to let
Speaker 1: me love again me so much, that's what he says.
Speaker 1: He was elegant, the fact that you were able to
Speaker 1: love agat me so much. And then she's fucking freaking out. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I loved his mom, His goddamn angel mom was waiting
Speaker 1: for him with her sweet, sweet New Jersey accent, obsessed
Speaker 1: with his mom and she was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: is Taylor that it comes through the door. That's when
Speaker 1: I'm dreaming Rhode Island. Now is Taylor when it comes
Speaker 1: from the door? Is he gonna comes through with his wife?
Speaker 1: Remember when he left, he said, Oh my god, mom,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go bring by my wife. Oh, we're gonna
Speaker 1: know when he see his face. We're gonna know when
Speaker 1: we see his face. And then she comes. He comes
Speaker 1: to the door and says she's not here because she's
Speaker 1: not there yet. I loved her. I still do. She's
Speaker 1: all they ever wanted. She's like and and then that's
Speaker 1: the end of Tyler's stage. Wait, so did she officially
Speaker 1: send him home? Yeah? I mean that's it. I think
Speaker 1: like there's no roll ceremony for him because he's gone,
Speaker 1: okay for her, she left, and I think it's over. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if she's like, I just I'm not
Speaker 1: ready to meet your mom to see you at no
Speaker 1: part of we also felt like the producers are trying
Speaker 1: to get the same number of roses. And I'm also
Speaker 1: confused because normally Fantasy Sweets there's three, so they're just
Speaker 1: gonna be to like what how's that going to work?
Speaker 1: How's that gonna work? I mean, I I want to
Speaker 1: say one thing. Also, like you noticed how everybody that
Speaker 1: they talked to that knew him, like everybody loved him.
Speaker 1: He just seems so nice. He's this I mean, first
Speaker 1: of all, like during this I wrote, and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: if anybody likes Rachel, but I just wrote, Rachel is
Speaker 1: and has been trash. She has been trash. She handled
Speaker 1: it very badly. Uh. But on the flip side, I
Speaker 1: even wrote, damn, man, this is a lot. You take
Speaker 1: me to an empty year, Uh, Like, ain't nobody here
Speaker 1: but a bunch of staged meets your cousin, your friend,
Speaker 1: everybody know you. Like so if I'm not like so
Speaker 1: if i'm if I'm like, am I into this person?
Speaker 1: Or am I not into this person? And then I
Speaker 1: gotta meet eighty people that you know on appear what
Speaker 1: no other human is. I'm gonna also be like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but let me back the funk out of here,
Speaker 1: you know. So it was just like all of a
Speaker 1: sudden COVID. It's like no concern that one guy comes
Speaker 1: from everybody tested. So the whole date, the whole date
Speaker 1: was just like awkward, and she knew she wasn't in
Speaker 1: it from like midway through. And then I just felt
Speaker 1: bad because he went home. They made they had a
Speaker 1: nice cheese and wine and plate on the table that
Speaker 1: went wasted. I'm just like, you wasted food now, like
Speaker 1: it's it's bad. It was bad. It was on that
Speaker 1: bottle of wine. Oh my god, we're gonna know when
Speaker 1: he walks to the door, nobody read the room in
Speaker 1: his family. Nobody read the room, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like he had no idea to the very like she
Speaker 1: started sobbing. He's like, kids of happiness. Huh, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? You know what I mean? You leave,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving you. Where are we going? We're going together?
Speaker 1: Like to She's like, he walks in the door along,
Speaker 1: He's so happy. He came in the low. Literally he
Speaker 1: did not read the room at all. She is. She's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, I know who's I'm in love with you?
Speaker 1: And she's like freaking out. Katie. Well, I think I
Speaker 1: think there are two things. I think first of all,
Speaker 1: he was just trying to process everything. I think he
Speaker 1: was embarrassed. Yeah, And I think he's just no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean I mean when he was telling her of you,
Speaker 1: he did not read the room. I'm sorry, I thought
Speaker 1: you met with the family. No, he didn't. He like
Speaker 1: wasn't picking up on her vibes. Her vibe was really
Speaker 1: because she just like her face looked like, oh no, please,
Speaker 1: don't please. Yeah. Yeah, it was tough. I was just like,
Speaker 1: how can you not? Like everything she was doing was clear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be here. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know what, I just realized, we're not going to
Speaker 1: get a tweet of the week. Oh yeah, damn, guys,
Speaker 1: We're gonna say this now. We will read some tweets
Speaker 1: of the week. We'll pick two winners. Next week, we'll
Speaker 1: pick two winners. Is that weird? Katie thinks it's weird. No, No,
Speaker 1: that that's fine. That's fine. I think that's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying this in advance. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: this in advance. Now, tweet us any wee. No, we'll
Speaker 1: put this out at normal on Wednesday, or we'll put
Speaker 1: out on Tuesday. We we're gonna be early, but can
Speaker 1: record just a ten minute thing at the end that
Speaker 1: you can add on yourself. I'm filming all day tomorrow
Speaker 1: and I won't have anybody. I won't have anybody to pick,
Speaker 1: but we'll do too. Next week. Next week, we'll do too.
Speaker 1: I think that's totally is fine, Okay, great, So that's guys.
Speaker 1: Just you know, we want you to win and we
Speaker 1: want you to get your sleep crowd? Rob, did you
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Speaker 1: That's exciting. I've actually recently started going on dates with
Speaker 1: a person I have going on, and part of me
Speaker 1: is like, at what point do you show up with
Speaker 1: your own sleep grown? You don't want to be presumptuous
Speaker 1: to show up it. I'm like kind of kind of
Speaker 1: missing more than one date. I'm kind of like, do
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Speaker 1: Are you honestly sleeping better because of that? Yeah? No, seriously,
Speaker 1: I love it so much. We've heard I kind of
Speaker 1: fight over it, so I need to get another one.
Speaker 1: All right, you know what, I'll let you know when
Speaker 1: I get to the mill. Well, I accept my own
Speaker 1: sleep crown like on an adult sleepover. I'll let you
Speaker 1: know when I get to that. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm there yet. You don't want to
Speaker 1: be pushy. That's like a little like that's maybe down
Speaker 1: the line. That's a little bit like wait, did you
Speaker 1: just tell the pillow like a like a third grader? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we are, so okay, final thing. Here we are,
Speaker 1: last two. We're uh, why don't we take a break
Speaker 1: and come back and we'll do this one. This is
Speaker 1: a very important, very any final thoughts on Tyler or
Speaker 1: on Johnny Me? You know, Tyler Man listen, gossp brother,
Speaker 1: you slid into those d m s even before the
Speaker 1: show started. Um, and and this is how it ended.
Speaker 1: So you know, I hope you find the one and
Speaker 1: we're gonna see Tyler on He's probably I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like he could be who do
Speaker 1: we think is in the running to be the bachelor?
Speaker 1: He could mean the you know what, oh Eric, if
Speaker 1: Eric doesn't win, is a great point, and I do
Speaker 1: Tyler could be in the running. I feel like he's
Speaker 1: going to go to Paradise though. He just like seems
Speaker 1: like so perfect for Paradise, and I bet you anything whole, Like,
Speaker 1: I just hope he meets a nice girl because he's
Speaker 1: so nice and he did. You don't want him to
Speaker 1: be corrupted like other like other people we've seen on
Speaker 1: this show. He deserves who shall remain unnamed. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back. Let's
Speaker 1: do sex. Oh yeah, I need a sexual time out
Speaker 1: and we're back all right here we are this hometown. Uh,
Speaker 1: this was so real and it actually made me realize, like, oh,
Speaker 1: Eric actually is a really lovely guy who got a
Speaker 1: bad at it, who's been really trying. He actually must
Speaker 1: really like her because why why would he do this
Speaker 1: right now? And his family seemed lovely. Here we are
Speaker 1: in Bedminster, New Jersey. Um, and he's like, we have
Speaker 1: to go see my family first once again. So we
Speaker 1: found it. This is really real. Like his dad, um
Speaker 1: has cancer. He's had it for three years and he's
Speaker 1: supposed to die three times, and um, they finding out
Speaker 1: that it's terminal. He is going to die and it's
Speaker 1: back and it's bad and he has good days and
Speaker 1: bad days and he's struggling, and um, the dad rallied
Speaker 1: and the mom is taking care of him, and the
Speaker 1: dad rallied to get it together to be on camera
Speaker 1: to see his son and to meet Gabby. And I
Speaker 1: have to say I loved his family and I loved
Speaker 1: how Gabby. I thought Gabby because she's an icy you
Speaker 1: nurse and I think she has a lot of compassion anyway,
Speaker 1: but I felt like she was so um well spoken about,
Speaker 1: you know, just about how like how much the mom's
Speaker 1: care has probably helped keep him alive, and be like
Speaker 1: like just like her respect for the mom um and
Speaker 1: then the dad's respect for I see you nurses, and
Speaker 1: then the mom saying, you cannot um. More than anything,
Speaker 1: family is important. You always have to stay together, no
Speaker 1: matter what, you always have to be together. And I
Speaker 1: felt like I was like, oh, no, is this the
Speaker 1: end of the date. But then they actually got whereas
Speaker 1: Johnny didn't really get more date. After going right to
Speaker 1: the family, they got they went to this cute in
Speaker 1: and um, he was like, my dad is not in
Speaker 1: a good place, and today meant a lot to me.
Speaker 1: And he says, it surprises me how much I like you.
Speaker 1: I was shocked by all this because I honestly didn't
Speaker 1: think he liked her that much. He says, I'm really
Speaker 1: grateful you're here. I'm genuinely happy about it. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: really feeling for you. I think I might even be
Speaker 1: falling in love with you. And um, she said they
Speaker 1: raised a really good man. I always wanted to be
Speaker 1: with someone like you, but I never knew it was possible.
Speaker 1: I just got chills. I just got chills. And he says,
Speaker 1: and she says, I am falling in love with you,
Speaker 1: and then he um, and then she said, I really
Speaker 1: mean what I said. I am most definitely falling in
Speaker 1: love with Eric. And then she said Eric's hometown could
Speaker 1: change the rest of my life. I have chills um
Speaker 1: after this, after his hometown, I was like, it's a wrap, y'all.
Speaker 1: It is a wrap. Rap, It's a wrap. I mean,
Speaker 1: listen the way I ranked him Eric, Jason and in uh,
Speaker 1: Johnny right and and Johnny. You know, like there's fun there.
Speaker 1: And it's like, so, I'm gonna say a couple of
Speaker 1: things to why I think that's a wrap. There's fun there,
Speaker 1: and fun is important, and and and and silliness and
Speaker 1: all the good things that make you smile every day
Speaker 1: is important. But then those days when that's not there,
Speaker 1: that's when the relationship, that's where the relationship comes from.
Speaker 1: That's where the relationship falls or strengthens up right, It's like,
Speaker 1: do you want to have fun or do you want
Speaker 1: to have a family? Right, And she wants to have
Speaker 1: a family, right. And with them, there was just such
Speaker 1: a calmness to to them, right that that I didn't
Speaker 1: see with especially not with Johnny. I saw it a
Speaker 1: little bit with Jason, but there was a calmness to them.
Speaker 1: There was awaitingness to their a weightedness to their uh,
Speaker 1: like their time together. And then you go you experience
Speaker 1: something deep like that that's an afrodship that ship works.
Speaker 1: Ship works. Do you think that like that? You mean
Speaker 1: it just every it hits all like it hits every
Speaker 1: it hits it bids sex, everything in the paths. It
Speaker 1: hits the heart and the pants. And when she was
Speaker 1: like you don't get family, I mean I saw them
Speaker 1: together and I was like, oh, they can have fun,
Speaker 1: they have energy, they have sexual chemistry, but they can
Speaker 1: build a family together and they're not going to quit
Speaker 1: on each other. Like that's that's the energy I got
Speaker 1: from them too in that moment after seeing that, I mean,
Speaker 1: Dad about to die, so like you know, you know
Speaker 1: right Jack keeth Man, I just say I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: a podcast ring on it with you point of view
Speaker 1: that just this just so like here for it. Love
Speaker 1: hearing this love like like you were in the will
Speaker 1: said this for his family to this if you want to,
Speaker 1: if you will have us, we're giving you. I want
Speaker 1: the row. I loved it. I love like the funny
Speaker 1: and the and the heart of it and the point
Speaker 1: of view Robbie bebe Yeah, I mean it was a run.
Speaker 1: Now you didn't you didn't like Eric? So are you?
Speaker 1: I love? I always like Derek I never really never
Speaker 1: got and that's with the bad Like I always from
Speaker 1: the first day he was joking about his his mohawk
Speaker 1: or cut or whatever, his mullet. Yeah, I kind of
Speaker 1: dug him. I always like this. He's hot. He's hot,
Speaker 1: but he's hot. It kind of reminds me of Nick Vial.
Speaker 1: He's got a little bit of that looks wise if
Speaker 1: nothing else. Uh, No, of these three, to me, he's
Speaker 1: a home run compared to the other guys. Um. But no,
Speaker 1: I always liked him. I thought this was a rough
Speaker 1: day just because it's super sad. But it's real. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, you feel bad for him and his family
Speaker 1: because they can't really be like the jovial like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you girls coming down the house. This is more about
Speaker 1: the pain that they're all going through. Um and so yeah,
Speaker 1: so it just felt real, uh, just hopping on what
Speaker 1: Jais was saying, like at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: at the night, it's just they're just having a conversation
Speaker 1: like that's how people talk, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Very real and but the only the funny thing for
Speaker 1: me was super rough day, super sad day. Then they
Speaker 1: get on a motorcycle and she's like the house, which
Speaker 1: I love. I love. I was like, all right, I
Speaker 1: think you still have I mean in some ways, it's
Speaker 1: almost like if you you know, there's sometimes like on
Speaker 1: these shows they'll have somebody go skydiving together or something,
Speaker 1: because like if you if you have that adrenaline or like,
Speaker 1: it builds this like connection and in a weird way,
Speaker 1: you're just like to point, like going through something so
Speaker 1: real that you never normally would this early on, like
Speaker 1: if you can handle it and you can show up
Speaker 1: in the right way and then to let your guard
Speaker 1: on and like confess something up your feelings at that day,
Speaker 1: locked a loaded, put a bow on it, wrap it up.
Speaker 1: It's done. Like if you go through a trauma with somebody,
Speaker 1: you know, yeahed Katie, I see you've got some thoughts
Speaker 1: and I want to hear them, Honey. I was just
Speaker 1: gonna agree that, Like it seemed like from the beginning
Speaker 1: she and Eric just had this like connection. The way
Speaker 1: they acted at the hometown, it really like like you
Speaker 1: were saying, like, Chickie, it's just like they they had
Speaker 1: such a connection there and they seemed like a couple
Speaker 1: that had been together for years, like they had that
Speaker 1: didn't they like they kind of had just that communication
Speaker 1: with each other, like they just got it and they
Speaker 1: could just like look at each other and like you know,
Speaker 1: like have a little glance and know what each other meant.
Speaker 1: Like they just seemed like they just have a really
Speaker 1: good connection with each other. And I do kind of
Speaker 1: think it's gonna end up being them together. And I
Speaker 1: think they would be I mean, assuming he does nothing
Speaker 1: that does you know that that is bad. He's a
Speaker 1: great guy, and I feel like they would be really
Speaker 1: good together. Apparently the only one I want to get engaged. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean legit, and I would have thought he would
Speaker 1: be the one that didn't run get engaged. Dr babes
Speaker 1: are sleepy queen, are traveling monster? What do you have
Speaker 1: to say? We love you as is? Give me something,
Speaker 1: Give me some sugar, my jet lagged wizard. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I really, Eric came around for me. I'm so tired,
Speaker 1: so tired. I can't remember that You're literally so tiring
Speaker 1: around for me, and I really, uh, I don't know
Speaker 1: what's happening, to be honest, I can't figure out who's
Speaker 1: with who anymore. I love sleeping when they go back.
Speaker 1: I was watching this last night in pure delusion, and
Speaker 1: the fact that they kept going back and forth on
Speaker 1: the dates. I was like, where are we? Where are we?
Speaker 1: Where are I was so all over the place, and
Speaker 1: then um too many people? Yes, and now leading up
Speaker 1: to this next hometown, Oh my god, I had had
Speaker 1: a fuck enough. Yeah. Also, all of Gabby's guys kind
Speaker 1: of look the same. Yeah, they all kind of are
Speaker 1: like sandy haired white guys. Eric is the better looking version. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then you've got you know what's his name, Jason,
Speaker 1: Like they're all they all could be cousins ericson for
Speaker 1: Eric and Jason for sure. And then Johnny like he's
Speaker 1: just styled a little more Florida, like you put it,
Speaker 1: style him differently, see Florida him a little he like,
Speaker 1: that's my cousin Johnny. Honestly, if we just eliminated Johnny
Speaker 1: from like, I don't even get Johnny. Why he's gone
Speaker 1: this far. I can't remember who he is half the time.
Speaker 1: His personality doesn't connect, Like I'll be like, wait, every
Speaker 1: time we see him, I'm trying to always remember, like, wait,
Speaker 1: is this the guy who said he was insecure? I
Speaker 1: don't know nothing about him. It is connect that I'm
Speaker 1: I don't need you. You can go. Um, Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break and we're gonna come back
Speaker 1: with Rachel and Tino, who I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but I think it's a getting so hot in here.
Speaker 1: I think I gotta take your break and we're back. Okay.
Speaker 1: Here we are in Santa Clarita with Tino, who she's
Speaker 1: been horny for since night one, not sure why. And
Speaker 1: the more I get to know him, the less I
Speaker 1: get to like. She's nervous. It's a huge deal, A big, huge,
Speaker 1: huge deal. I want. I really feel like I want
Speaker 1: to I want, I need to fit in. I'm really serious. Um,
Speaker 1: He's like, what are you talking about? My parents are
Speaker 1: gonna love you, bro. Um, yeah, I don't care, Like
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking elfa. They're gonna love you. Who care?
Speaker 1: Who gives a ship put a bowl on it? So then, um,
Speaker 1: everything just a here's when we're together and uh So
Speaker 1: then he goes to see the parents, but their bro
Speaker 1: and the friend and um, and the parents are real
Speaker 1: skeptical and they're like, how much time do you get together? Like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, we like we're always chatting. He's like yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's also other guys like gotcha, gotcha and m
Speaker 1: and he goes to the DADMND man, I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: you outside because like this is this is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of questions. Uh, there's always and
Speaker 1: I got a lot of questions. Dad. Um, this has
Speaker 1: been a short period of time. Is this what who
Speaker 1: you want to be with? I mean, like this is crazy? Um,
Speaker 1: Like I really you know, I'm glad that this has
Speaker 1: made you, like less nervous than has made us. But
Speaker 1: this has made us really nervous. Um, this is not real.
Speaker 1: This is an insulated bubble. The mom is skeptical. She's
Speaker 1: grilling Rachel. She's terrified. She's like, how can you make
Speaker 1: a connection that quickly? Um? So then they go you're
Speaker 1: saying all the right things. It's a fairy tale. So
Speaker 1: then she's getting teary and then the dad drags her
Speaker 1: outside and the dad is just like such a dick,
Speaker 1: and she's freaking out and saying to the camera he
Speaker 1: didn't like me, Like, I really feel like they hated me.
Speaker 1: And then she said two of the contestant, she didn't
Speaker 1: even sugarcoat it. Your family fucking hated me. Your family
Speaker 1: hated me. Um, And then all the then the dad
Speaker 1: again kind of slept Shamy, Lady Shamy, thirsty. Shamy's like,
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to throw this. I mean, it's like,
Speaker 1: this is a woman who needs to be engaged. You're like,
Speaker 1: that's the show. The last person who didn't get engaged
Speaker 1: is the lead. That's the show. That's the show. Um,
Speaker 1: And then she goes, I could do no right. They
Speaker 1: did not give me a chance, and I do not
Speaker 1: think they liked me. He's like, no, no, they definitely
Speaker 1: adored you, babe, like your dad wasn't even giving me
Speaker 1: a chance. And he's like, Michael, I'm so sure about you.
Speaker 1: I am falling in love with you, like I want
Speaker 1: a future with you. And she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I am also falling out of you so much. That's
Speaker 1: exactly how I feel. And that's the end. That's the
Speaker 1: Then it cut. That's the end of that. That's whatever
Speaker 1: Nick Fiele said, Melee cut it off, cut the black.
Speaker 1: We don't know what happened. We don't know what happened, Avid,
Speaker 1: We don't know. I like, it's a rose ceremony. Then
Speaker 1: it cut. I didn't love I just didn't love his
Speaker 1: parents at all. I didn't like the mom. Mom, did
Speaker 1: you see uh Anna, when you're well again, when you're
Speaker 1: back to your I need you to look at there's
Speaker 1: a picture on the wall. Okay, I did see this,
Speaker 1: It's all I could see. Okay, And it's her arms
Speaker 1: around and did you know it looked like she was
Speaker 1: wearing the same outfit from what she was wearing in
Speaker 1: the actual house. Yeah, will you screen grab it right now?
Speaker 1: And it's in the chair or whatever, and she's behind
Speaker 1: him with her arms draped her see this. It was weird.
Speaker 1: It was honestly all I could see. I need I
Speaker 1: need a tante shot right now? Can I just say
Speaker 1: right now? The way but these parents were acting, I
Speaker 1: was like, Tino is basic. Tino is not the biggest
Speaker 1: catch you've ever found. Why don't you take this opportunity
Speaker 1: that this like hot woman wants to be with Tino?
Speaker 1: Why pilot pilot wants to be with Tina. He's not
Speaker 1: like a gorgeous male model. He's basic. He looks like
Speaker 1: any other dude you'd find in Santa Clarita, Like relax,
Speaker 1: and this what is? I hated everything about this And
Speaker 1: the only reason I was just like, yes, I like
Speaker 1: this a little bit. Is because I thought it was
Speaker 1: finally going to break them up. But then, like any
Speaker 1: a sick dude, he knows exactly what to say at
Speaker 1: the right time and he knows. Man, that didn't go good. Uh,
Speaker 1: And I can't I can't get her to believe and
Speaker 1: win good either. You know what, let me go on
Speaker 1: hand and say I'm falling in love with you, you know,
Speaker 1: let me go on ahead and let me go on
Speaker 1: hand and appease you a little bit. And I was
Speaker 1: just like h and it bought right back. Kimmel. He
Speaker 1: wants to be on the Tonight Show like he wants
Speaker 1: to get his People magazine cover. Want he doesn't he
Speaker 1: wants to. He wants to. He's there to win a game.
Speaker 1: He's there to win a game. And you and I
Speaker 1: see that in like if this was genuine and if
Speaker 1: because even like even the parents were like, we'll tell
Speaker 1: us something about Tino and then she said some ship.
Speaker 1: You're like that, ain't you know? She was like know
Speaker 1: each other? Positive? See that? You know it's not positive.
Speaker 1: If you're an idiot? What are you? What is this?
Speaker 1: You know? They were like what and right? He does
Speaker 1: want to win because based on like last week or
Speaker 1: he said he's beg he was like you remember he
Speaker 1: was like he was like he was like I earned it,
Speaker 1: I deserve it. It's like, oh yeah, he's He was
Speaker 1: also talking about how he wanted to take out. He's out,
Speaker 1: I'll take him out, he did. It's like all about winning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's in it for the fucking wrong reasons, like they
Speaker 1: you know, he was talking about that and like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like we said a Jason earlier and he's with Gabby,
Speaker 1: but like he's there because he actually wants to find love.
Speaker 1: Tino is not there too, fine love. You know, I
Speaker 1: know Anna is not well right now. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: her body language and I know she's looking for the fun.
Speaker 1: I am looking for the photo. I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: that screenshot because I know, I know my queen. I
Speaker 1: know that she's out of fucking mission. I know that
Speaker 1: this is the one thing that's woken her up from
Speaker 1: her like jet Hermes, because how much I hated this family.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're in sufferable a thing that pissed me
Speaker 1: off the most about this, which is why, which is
Speaker 1: why I'm like, you know what Tino or Rachel deserve
Speaker 1: each other. They both trash is because as as I mean, look,
Speaker 1: was it a lot, sure, but like it was still
Speaker 1: a sweet date she went on with Tyler and from
Speaker 1: like minute twelve she was like, oh I don't know
Speaker 1: about this, Ala la la la, and then the absolute
Speaker 1: mess of the fucking time that she had at his
Speaker 1: parents house, and all he got to say is I'm
Speaker 1: falling in love with you, and her panties drip drop wet,
Speaker 1: like blooded, honey, the big blooded. Yeah for sure, you guys. Um,
Speaker 1: well that's the end of So let's just place our
Speaker 1: first of all, just guessing, now how many fantasy suites
Speaker 1: do that we think there will be? Do we think
Speaker 1: they'll all go through like things two weeks? I kind
Speaker 1: of think they might all go through. I don't know
Speaker 1: that they're going to need an extra Rachel to because
Speaker 1: both they both have three. Now, oh wait a minute,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, maybe each lady will get her own
Speaker 1: episode of fantasy suite because one they need one more
Speaker 1: episode of like commercial sales like that would be it
Speaker 1: would be too short for their like buyers. Yes, so
Speaker 1: maybe they we do Rachel's fantasy sweets and then we do, Gabby,
Speaker 1: do you think they need another episode? There? An episode short?
Speaker 1: Aren't what are they? Or no? They wouldn't, Yeah they
Speaker 1: would because there's only two people laughed, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: then and then what do you yeah? If there's only
Speaker 1: two left in the fantasy suite, then there can't be
Speaker 1: a rose ceremony because in our hometown. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: they have to meet her family. Two people family? What's
Speaker 1: last fantasy suite or meeting the family? Meeting her family?
Speaker 1: Normally it's the creed of fantasy suite and whoever the
Speaker 1: family likes, they pick the other ones. And your family
Speaker 1: is gonna hate Tino. Rachel's gonna hate t you know,
Speaker 1: and we're then they're gonna be like, we're gonna get married,
Speaker 1: and our families are all gonna hate each other. I know,
Speaker 1: whoever the families hate of the of the lead, the
Speaker 1: lead will pick the opposite. Well, every single time I
Speaker 1: could see. I mean, I feel like whoever Gabby has
Speaker 1: left her family is going to like both of them,
Speaker 1: because everyone she has left is I mean, I don't.
Speaker 1: I kind of think. I think I think it's gonna
Speaker 1: have been um Jason and Eric, and they're both great,
Speaker 1: but for Rachel. I think they will hate Tino. I don't. Yes,
Speaker 1: it'll be Tino and Zach Zack. Yeah there, although though
Speaker 1: Avin is we've seen him, he's so cute. She just
Speaker 1: really has a connection with Zach. And then like we
Speaker 1: just know she's gonna keep Tino because she wants, she loves,
Speaker 1: she's horny for Tina. Well, you guys, so you think
Speaker 1: there's a chance that there was no there is no
Speaker 1: rose ceremony here. I think maybe maybe this gets dragged
Speaker 1: into next maybe they drag it out this way. So
Speaker 1: next week we get Aven, we get the rose ceremony. Alright,
Speaker 1: we get the beginning of Fantasy one episode with no
Speaker 1: rose ceremony, though there has to be Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: Rob got it. Let's see it. Rob, you got the photo?
Speaker 1: Have you been working feverishly eating dr banana? All right?
Speaker 1: Will you put it in the group chat of this
Speaker 1: of the chat of the zoom. That's what I'm going
Speaker 1: to do, Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call insane of a photo. Also, if you see it
Speaker 1: matches the mom's outfit, Like all right, I'm gonna message you. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's so heard. That's like that's like the pictures we
Speaker 1: used to take it in high school at the polls.
Speaker 1: They're both they're both standing right there. Yeah, yeah, she
Speaker 1: towers over his little dad. Oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. They got some portrait, really solid work, rob
Speaker 1: really good work, really good work. I can't imagine my
Speaker 1: being like you know what kind of photo we need?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't even imagine my parents like whole.
Speaker 1: There's no way my mom has ever like leaned over
Speaker 1: my dad like that. Under my god, are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Can you picture JJ and Willie marine my mom leaning
Speaker 1: over that adult male. I can't. Maybe they do it
Speaker 1: when you are not at home, you know, they don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so. The most
Speaker 1: intimate I ever saw was like like a back scratch
Speaker 1: through a back scratch, and he was like, oh oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like he was like thumping his legs like, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Sex is great. But when they hit that right spot
Speaker 1: on the back, yeah, I did. Creepy dads make good daughters.
Speaker 1: I will tell you, rascally, dad, this on have a gun.
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, like like it was
Speaker 1: like an hour of hearing my dad moan getting his
Speaker 1: feet rubbed. It was. It was a deal breaker. I
Speaker 1: had to like actually put myself up for adoption. It
Speaker 1: was like I literally I was available for adoption. It
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