WEBVTT - "CARNIVAL FROM HELL!" w/ Rob Benedict and Jacquis Neal 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.960 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:12.280 I Heart Radio. Oh Yeah, Oh my god, so horny, 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.400 you guys horny for hometowns. At least we got one 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:21.119 shitty family. I need at least one tricky uncle. I 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:27.520 need a weird, protective brother. I need a drunk mom. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:30.159 We didn't get as many as we normally got. I 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:33.199 actually felt like some of the families were pretty reasonably well. 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.360 We got a one tight sound, which is I know 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:39.279 my dad would have been real weird and like awful 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.640 on this show. Hello, and welcome to another episode of 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:45.800 Will You Express Its Express? Will you Accept This Rose? 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:48.720 Is my Will you please express this Rose? My name 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:51.880 is Arta Brain. Coming to you from my mom's apartment 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:57.600 in New York City. Honday, girl. She is in the city. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:03.480 So are you from New York? No? No, it is 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.640 my home. It's my home. I'm having a hometown with 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.399 my mom. She's really into me. She wasn't sure at first, 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:12.520 but now she's feeling it. You guys, I gotta tell 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:16.680 you what now. I want to just just just full disclosure. 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:20.440 We are recording this on the Monday because I book 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.280 a fancy job and I'm filming tomorrow and I did 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:26.559 not want to leave you guys high and dry, and 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:30.279 Wells Adams normally emails us the link, but he got 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:33.880 married Saturday night, so I did a little like put 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:37.880 my bachelor spidy senses out and God bless Nick Vall 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:41.040 shout out to Nick Vaylee. He sent us the link 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:43.960 so we could do it today. And then the angel 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:48.720 that is our precious American treasure, the groom. Wells Adams 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:51.960 on his honeymoon this morning sent me the link. Are 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.960 you fucking kidding? If we could rewind like the five 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:57.400 years ago doing this podcast, if I had killed you, 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:02.120 Adams would be sending you on a sunny on his 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.120 honeymoon and I'd be texted and then I have a 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.680 backup and Nick Vile, my life, my life s work 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:11.000 is complete, my life cycle this after I filmed tomorrow, 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:15.359 my life cycle will be complete. Um, you guys were 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.800 so excited. So the whole point of telling you this 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.200 it sounds like real braggy, and it is a little braggy. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.200 I was like, we're bragging because by the way we're 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:27.680 talking to bachelor reality stars like we have their numbers. 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.480 That is the proudest that is the best thing on 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:34.320 my phone right now. But beyond them, the reason we're 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:37.200 telling you this, aside from to brag because it's so exciting, 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:39.400 because you know what you listeners are also the ones 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.960 that enabled us to get access to our heroes. But 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:47.079 like what has been so exciting. We're not sure if 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:50.000 we saw the ending of the entire episode. It felt 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:54.160 cut short. Katie dr Levine talked to me, what do 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:57.600 you we didn't get We didn't get a rose ceremony, 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:59.600 so we're not sure if that aired on. I mean, 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:03.080 I think it was meant to end in a cliffhanger though, 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:06.720 and then we also didn't get whose group dame, uh 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:09.640 we know what hometown. We didn't get Avan's hometown. We 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:12.600 didn't get Avans. But I think because there, you know, 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.679 it was a lot of drama, which I guess we 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:18.680 get to in one of the hometowns and it ended there, 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.920 and I think it was supposed to be um, it 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:23.400 was supposed to be a cliffhanger. And and I mean, 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.160 if you notice, like in the beginning on this, like 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.560 we don't get the this you know coming up on 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:29.880 this episode or we and we didn't get the coming 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:31.600 up on the season. So it's like we don't get 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:34.160 those little things, so I think that's why it ended abruptly. 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:37.680 What I also want to say, I was thinking last 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:41.520 night as I was writing it out, there's seven hometowns 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:43.680 to get, like normally they have to do four, so 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:46.720 they have to edit in seven. So like of course 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:48.840 there was a cliff hair. Let's just get right to it. 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:51.640 Let's get right to it because this is my safe place. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:55.400 You guys with us today? Is the Bachelor of the Year? 0:03:55.760 --> 0:04:00.720 Is you know him as God on Supernatural? You know him? 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:04.280 Are you? What do you play on Lucifer? I play 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:08.000 this like French mercenary who tries to kill Lucifer? Almost 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.360 angel devil, God Devil here for a killer shows. You 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:15.400 know what We're we're weird fucking killing the podcasts. But 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.080 most importantly, this is a man that we're so hoping 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.240 he finds love. One of these he was. He was 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:23.880 bad sort of the Year twenty sixteen, Bachelor seventeen not 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:30.800 Solafar your through full Pando full Pando William said, this 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:35.480 was Bachelor of the Year. I'm hoping this is the man. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:40.960 You've got a few more months, hoping, hoping you're going 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:45.680 to find luck. Ladies, and gentlemen, your favorite, my favorite 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:51.039 Robbie Benedet's rob clap clap, clap, clap clap. I just 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:54.480 can't even know. I know, and I haven't been on 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:58.560 since the Draft Pick. This is my first appearance this season. Um, 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.600 so I'm excited to talk about it. It's a great 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.360 episode to be a part of because there's a lot 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.400 went on last night. By the way. Also, if you're 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:05.800 in town, we know we have you in two weeks, 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:07.800 but if we're town next Tuesday, we want you again 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:11.240 because with you, it'll be it'll be in l a. Um. Okay, 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:15.200 here's a person that we're so excited. We love new 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:19.839 additions to the pod and uh my Queen Lauren lobkis 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:23.880 Precious American Treasure. Lurks was like, you have to have 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:27.520 this person on your fucking podcast, Like you must have 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:31.360 this person on. This person loves The Bachelor. This person 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:35.479 is fucking hilarious. He is an actor and a comedian 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.440 and we are so excited. You know him from physical 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:41.440 and we are so excited to have him. Jodie, welcome 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:46.200 to the program to the family. Precious American Treasure. Keish 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:50.359 in what a intro let me let me tell you 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.599 all so, and I'm looking for the bachelorettes to you 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:56.080 know what I'm saying. Yea once once Rob gets his 0:05:56.160 --> 0:06:01.719 two taken care of me, it's my year. Well, I 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.719 just want to tell you every year on my birthday, 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:05.680 starting last year, but we're gonna do it again this year. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:10.160 Probably we do a live fully improvised, uh live show 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.680 that we stream at Dynasty Typewriter, which we stage an 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:17.159 entire season improvised of the Bachelorette where I am the 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:21.159 bachelorette and people compete for my We do a full season, 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:25.080 including hometowns, fantasy suites. So if you play your cards right, 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:27.560 you might have a shot at getting the final rows 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:30.360 from this bachelorette. Okay, all right, listen, I'm putting it 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.039 in my calendar right now. I want your birthday December. 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:43.440 Time do Christmas? Oh she Christmas baby, it's a baby. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:46.839 The baby deck, the host deck, the halls, the ho 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:50.680 ho host thank you, Hannay. Also with us, we have, 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:54.400 of course our cracker Jack production team, you know her 0:06:54.480 --> 0:07:02.360 as dr Anna Tanna, Arianna, Hannah Montana, Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Alaric, 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:07.240 Marine Mrs Marine, Mitten's Marine Hos Dr Banana, How are you? 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.800 Are you in the great state of Texas right now? 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:12.520 Not yet? I leave tomorrow to Texas. I just got 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.920 back from Europe yesterday, so I'm a little brain dead, 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.080 little jet last How was okay? Dr Banana? You just 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.440 were on You were just living your life as if 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.240 you were like a real housewife of Toluca Lake. Where 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:30.240 were you in Europe? Honey to Luca Lake to look 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.360 like you just go to Priscilla's every day and hang 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:35.320 out near Warner brothers. Um, it was great. I was 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:38.480 in Greece, I was in the UK. I was in Berlin. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:43.120 I will you know, hanging out you know, by the way, 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.800 I've been to Berlin twice. It's a great city, wonderful 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:50.680 city here for Belin. Also with us without home, the 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.640 I'm going to say, the Wizard of Oz, the person 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:57.600 who green lit this podcast. This this angel, this angel 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.080 with her out home, we could not do. She is 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.440 a saver of animals, but she's also a saver of 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.440 our hearts and lives. And it's given me a purpose 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:08.560 for the last four years. Ladies and gentlemen. Katie Levin Okatie, 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:12.000 wow wow wow. Now before we get going, I need 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:16.320 to just know. You get sixty seconds of backstory. Jais, 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.600 I need to know your journey with the Bachelor franchise. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.560 When did you start? When did you get hooked? So? 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:26.480 Uh like like every like every person from South side 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:29.360 of Chicago, I got hooked when I was watching it 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:32.600 with my girlfriend. Uh and you know, the girlfriend puts 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.520 it on, like you know, I still watched General Hospital 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:39.360 to this day because of her girl friend important girlfriend. Yeah, 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.800 and you know, and you pretend like you're not watching it, 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.600 and then you just peeking, you you you peeking looks. 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:47.280 And then and then to three weeks, lady, you like, 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.520 so wait a minute, so uh so if you look 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.240 like her, then how are you doing? And then you 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:54.520 start acting questions And then like a year or two, lady, 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.880 you start watching it without him, you know, and now 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:59.480 they won't even watch it. Are you still together? Are 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:01.960 you still with the person? Well, you know what I'm saying. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:04.000 You know, things move on things, well, you know what, 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:05.880 That's why You're going to be at the birthday Bachelor. 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.080 That's why I'm going to be at the birthday Bachelorette. 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:09.599 You know what, you gotta keep it moving. In the 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:13.400 land of reality dating, you got to keep it moving, honey. 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:16.680 Question what was your first season you started with and 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:20.000 who's your favorite bachelor or bachelorette. First season I started 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:23.199 with was the one with the black one. Oh, like 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.520 that's the one that I was like, I'm gonna watch 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:31.800 this man or female rachel She was a spectacular bachelor 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:37.720 as she was great, so gorgeous, like beautiful and still great. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:40.680 You know she has a show with m van van 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:46.240 van van Lathan. Yeah, yeah, just great. So that was 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:51.520 the first season. Yeah, she she I would say top 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.080 two bachelorrettes of all time. I'm gonna put Gabby in there. 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.920 I love Gabby Little, I love a d I love 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:00.640 her heart, and I love that she actually has a 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.680 person like she's a dangling as as a dangling dangling 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:07.319 see dangling, and I gotta get a shout out taste. 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:13.240 I've oh, well, well we'll see. I don't know. I'm torn. Okay, 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:17.040 full circle moments. So here's how it works, Jackie's basically 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:20.239 I'm a psychopath, and I write out the entire episode, 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:23.080 so we I will. I'm gonna just I'm gonna take 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:26.080 you through it. I'm gonna just walk you through it. Psycho. 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:29.720 See psycho. I see you also, I got and I respect. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.680 I respect that the game. I'm here for it. Here 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:36.400 we are, We're at hometowns. Gabby once again won my heart. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.680 She's nervous about meeting parents, and because she was talking 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:44.640 to Jesse Palmer super Dead and um, She's like, I'm 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:48.360 always nervous meeting parents. It always scares the ship out 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.719 of me, always has always will. I love her. I 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:55.640 love her, She's great. Are you loving her like I'm 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.559 loving her? How are you feeling about these Bachelor's gentlemen overall, 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:01.200 Rachel and Gabby? Mean? Look, let me, let me, let 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:04.000 me be real with you. I really like Gabby and 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:06.679 I'm trying to figure out do I like her as 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:11.160 much as I do? Because I dislike Rachel as much 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:15.160 as left? You know, like the contrast between the two 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:19.000 of them is so stark. I agree with you because 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.840 I have to say, look, Gabby got they both got 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:25.920 the player. The producers like played them and disrespected them. 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:29.560 Gabby had. They both had shitty things happen. Gabby was 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:33.480 told you're rough around the edges. We have different values, 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.800 and she bounced back from that. She didn't use it 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:37.280 to fold in up. She was sort of like that 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.640 guy sucks, but she didn't. She also knew she was 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:41.680 a queen and kept going like she didn't use it 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:46.360 to like, like, no one like you cancel every cocktail party. 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:50.720 You know, right, Rachel was a little too high met Rachel. 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:53.280 Rachel was the one who you know, a group of 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.600 dudes watching boxing from thirty feet away and nobody makes 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:59.160 eye contact with her and she cries for the rest 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:03.559 of the night. You gotta show a little mystery. You've 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:06.400 got to pretend that you're easy, breezing, confident. Even if 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:08.520 you wanted that, you didn't get it and you're freaking out. 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:12.120 Don't let anybody. Don't say it out loud, you can 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:15.280 privately say it in your journal or something. Rob, How 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.960 are you feeling about Gabby and Rachel? Very similar? I 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.559 really like Gabby a lot um. I think she's super 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:24.600 cute and super real um and I feel like we 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:28.920 get along so yeah too. But she would be my friend. 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.559 And Rachel I just I really want to like her, 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:34.240 but yeah, she's just she cries at the drop of 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.360 a hat. I don't love. We'll get into it later, 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:37.719 but I don't love the way she handled the whole 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.240 Tyler thing, Why didn't why did that even happen? Why? 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.920 You know, I think both women got cheated because it's 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.240 been half a bachelor season for both of Yes, they 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:47.840 didn't have that many to pick from it. They've been 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.880 a hometowns where they're like, I think I know him, 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:53.880 but I'm not sure, you know what I mean, so 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:57.079 far behind. That's a great point. That's a great point. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.600 So here we are. We start out, Um, it's Gabby, 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.160 Well this one. I felt like the date went great, 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.959 and then we found out that at the end, he's like, 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.520 You're like, oh, Gabby's gonna get engaged to Jason. Here 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:12.320 we are where in New Orleans. He's more reserved, she 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.800 sees a future. They're dancing in the street. I loved 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.080 her throwing beads. I want to get an old man 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:22.720 to show me his dick. I mean not just the nipples, 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.959 you want the whole dick. I want an old man 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.000 to show me his deck. It's like, that's not gonna 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.320 Then the old man goes, that's not gonna, not gonna happen. Yeah, 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:34.240 And like I actually felt like that could be like 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:37.000 a girlfriend of mine screaming like that, Like I feel 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.160 like Lauren could say that you know or like you know, 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:41.840 like like that's like that actually feels like hanging with 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.800 a buddy, Like that's funny. And they edited it good 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:48.280 for ABC, making the mouse actually like came through and 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.520 edited it in in a way that was like, yeah, cool, 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.280 but there. That's why she didn't get her own full 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.040 season because they were too scared to give it to her. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:58.600 Um so the uh we find out that his parents 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:00.680 are separated and they're going to meet the dad. First, 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:05.200 I was obsessed with his dad, his accent, his tears, 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:09.320 his flowers, his ben Yet I just and knowing that 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.640 we learned that Jason wanted to leave and then he 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:16.760 decided to stay. I am feeling I'm really liking Jason 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:20.080 a lot in a way that I thought he might 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:21.920 have been a dud and I'm actually like, oh no, 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.360 he's like got a big heart, He's a sweetie pie Jackies, 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.360 how do you feel about Jason and Gain? First of all, 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.720 when when I met when when we met the dad, 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:32.640 and after the first five minutes, I was just like, 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:37.960 who was the woman that left his mate? And then 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:41.240 we saw and then we saw that, we saw, and 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:43.760 we saw, then we saw, we got a fun I 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:48.840 want to know that story, that story he his heart. 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:51.440 I mean, I don't know what you're I know a 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:55.000 little bit about what Rob's dad is like. We can 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:57.400 not aside from Katie, the three of us come from 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:01.040 pretty salty dad's to have a dad to be this 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:07.040 emotionally intelligent, steering up talking about his son, like the 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:12.320 gentleness but like calm and fatherly. I've never like what 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:15.520 an in touch man. I am obsessed with his dad. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:20.360 It was. It was honestly like Geppetto walked in. I 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.840 was very Gappetto. It's very Geppetto, and I was just like, 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.720 I just love this man. I want him to get 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:30.120 a real boy. I want I want everything. I want 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:31.720 the world for this man. I want the world for 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:33.880 this man. I loved it. I like I like Jason. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:39.320 I've liked Jason because I tend to like contestants who 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.360 are reserved to our reserves about the whole aspect of 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:47.240 this isn't really my thing, but like, I'm here because 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.040 I'm here for you, right, And so I was looking 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.560 forward to his hometown because you know that's gonna be 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:56.800 the first time you see him and his element. Uh 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.480 and he was in his element, and I was like, oh, 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.360 actually like him even more, Like I can see you 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:07.160 together and having fun and it feels like a real connection, 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.800 so you know, to your point of him being reserved, 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:14.480 which I think is like and that and like watching 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:17.760 this by the end of this, It's been a long 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.520 time since I've seen somebody on one of these shows. 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:22.600 And I think Zach is like this for Rachel that 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.840 I'm like, you know, this guy is not actually here 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:28.200 to become an influencer, Like this guy is actually here 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:32.120 for real, which doesn't happen anymore, like it's been ruined 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:37.040 Instagram ruined like this, I actually feel like this guy 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.400 doesn't like this aspect. He actually just like maybe I 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:45.200 could find my wife maybe food. I was while I 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:46.960 was watching, I was like, oh, man, he's really boring. 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:49.680 And at the end when he's like not ready to 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:51.520 doesn't know if he's ready for marriage, I was like, 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:53.960 why are you on the show? But honestly, listen to 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:55.480 you guys talk about it now. Yeah, that, but that 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:57.040 does make sense to me. I guess I was looking 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.640 for someone with just a little more, a little more personality. 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:02.720 Just she's got such a great personality and so yeah, 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:06.120 there's such a good contrasts, so like, oh my god, 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:10.920 and he's like, yeah, you know, you know what, that's 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:13.359 also a good point. You're like, is it to milk toys? 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:15.159 At least we know he's got a good car, Katie 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:18.280 dr Banana. I'd love to hear from the production team. 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:22.000 You guys are are are wind beneath our wings. I 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.840 think he has a personality. I think he's just a 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:27.520 shy guy, and I think she you can like see 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:30.360 it coming out, like as they hang out more and more, 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:33.480 like he's getting sillier every time he hangs out with her. Yeah, 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:35.600 so I think like she's good for him in that way, 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:39.960 you know, there are a nice balance. Yeah. I mean 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:42.119 I think he's shy, but I think he is like 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:47.240 decently goofy, Like he's just maybe not as like outgoing 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:51.000 as her. Like Yeah, yeah, I don't think he's like 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:54.320 he's just like quiet, but he's not not like fun 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:56.639 I think like for him, for him, I think like 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.320 you would see at home they would have so much 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:04.520 fun together. Yeah. I feel like, yeah bachelorette either and 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:07.160 he's like that's what. I also feel like he felt 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:11.080 like there was a purity to him and so so um. 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:15.440 Then the dad going, he's a good kid, good man. 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:18.320 I miss him, and then he teared up and they 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:20.439 have to meet in some public park because like where's 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:22.720 he living? Like you know what I mean, like where's 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:26.159 his dad? Is he in some fucking weird garage apartment? 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:30.000 Like we're dead? You know when you met the mom 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.760 where you Like when we met the mom, I was like, oh, 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:39.040 she definitely she cheated something. She's so himane it and 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:43.200 look I was close with my mom. She would never 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.040 have fucking cried having seen it, like you've been gone 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:50.199 for six weeks, like the tears of like oh, like 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:54.000 she almost did like a jump leg rap hog like 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:57.120 she almost did like a full leg wrap to her son. 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:01.120 Like the amount of as if they've been off overseas 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.920 at war for like four years and they've finally made 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.680 it almost like they've just been on like the Valiant 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:12.120 Lady COVID ghost ship, Like like I just which I'm 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:17.280 going on that boat and tell me I'm going on that, 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:19.320 not to derail is, but I'm going on that. But 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:21.320 my mom is going on in October. And I have 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:24.920 a friend who works on who's giving me a free room. 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:27.920 I heard it's really nice. It looks like I gotta say, 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:29.639 it's the first cruise ship that I was ever like 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:34.800 I would go on that. I heard it's like actually incredible, 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:37.159 like that they actually could have filmed the whole season 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:39.159 on it because there's so many different things to do. 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:41.160 But then I heard the guys can't even they they're 0:19:41.160 --> 0:19:44.200 only like allowed like two percent of like that whole 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:46.600 boat and they're not allowed to go anywhere else on it, 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:48.600 which is like in such a way we need a 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:55.200 full report Paradise because Paradise will be happening this fall. Um. 0:19:55.280 --> 0:19:57.679 So then we see the mom. The mom is like 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:04.600 just alvira hair. That's terrible to say. I'm sorry, it 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:07.159 was a lot. And by the way, I'm here for it. 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:10.320 I've had extreme hair. I'm not I love a look, 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:12.600 give me a look. But I'm like, that is a 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:15.239 mom with a She got ready for her close up, 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:20.240 and she's like, best case scenario, Jason has met the 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:22.080 love of his life and she's going to walk out 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:27.480 to the dart. So he walks in. She starts sobbing, incredible. 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:30.440 Jerie like this is why I love a hometown. She's 0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:33.520 like and she goes, where have you been? And she says, 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:42.679 are sweet. Gabby says, he's been in a simulation. Great line. 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:49.960 She's right, that's a great line. And he's he's in 0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:53.119 a simulation. I was going to leave and then Jesse 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:56.840 Jesse Power, Jesse Palmer was like, we're going to Paris. 0:20:57.000 --> 0:21:00.720 And then he goes, She's amazing. I love his sister. 0:21:01.000 --> 0:21:04.239 His sister was so cool. He's about their boyfriend. Her 0:21:04.280 --> 0:21:08.080 boyfriend weird. Oh yeah. I was like, has a boyfriend here? 0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:11.720 This is toxic? Why are you better than that? I 0:21:11.800 --> 0:21:13.560 want her on the show. I would think she could 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:17.240 be a contestant. She was a door and she she goes, 0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:19.159 what dirt do you want to give? On Jason, he 0:21:19.200 --> 0:21:22.639 didn't get he did everything right. I was like, fuck, 0:21:22.840 --> 0:21:26.280 he really is the greatest person ever. Like great line. 0:21:26.880 --> 0:21:32.359 Yeah I did, I you know, like I like the sister, 0:21:34.440 --> 0:21:36.359 the when when we got to the other house, like 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:40.159 dad about bignets for them and stuff like that, the 0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:43.639 beign and his toast of may the best days of 0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:46.840 your past be the worst days of your future. I 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:49.560 want to like get that tattooed on my face, like 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:52.879 that is so beautiful, Arden, would you please get that 0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:55.520 tattooed on your face. You know what, I'm so tired 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:59.400 that I actually may make a bad decision right right 0:21:59.400 --> 0:22:01.399 before my fancy job. To me, they would love that 0:22:01.440 --> 0:22:04.359 at that particularly. That would be a really that would 0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:08.800 fly at that environment big time. Um. So, then she 0:22:08.960 --> 0:22:12.199 has the sister could he be with someone like me? 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:15.160 And the sister was like, what are you doing? Like, yeah, 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:20.320 you're also I loved it. She was like he's glowing. 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:24.080 Uh yeah, I think he could be ready to propose. 0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:27.440 Like it was like, yeah, that felt like a real 0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:30.000 answer because it was like, well, what is there something 0:22:30.040 --> 0:22:35.720