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Speaker 1: A dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Uh? Yeah, I do. Sweet is it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So basically I am secretly a genius hacker. N Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I learned when I was younger, and I was always

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Speaker 1: really into coding, and I have a gift for it,

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Speaker 1: I'll just say that. And I know a lot of

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Speaker 1: tricks of the trade in my entire life. My brother

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Speaker 1: has pretty much teased me for this and sort of,

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Speaker 1: you know, especially when I was younger, just of course

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Speaker 1: said all the things about I was a nerd and

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Speaker 1: a geek and a loser and all of that, and

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Speaker 1: I just whatever, it is, what it is. And now

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Speaker 1: I'm an adult and I don't even think he realizes

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Speaker 1: my capabilities, if you will. And recently he had been

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Speaker 1: making a lot of at me, specifically at my birthday party.

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Speaker 1: A couple months ago, he and his wife announced that

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Speaker 1: they were having a baby, which is exciting and that's great,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, it was so clear that he did this

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Speaker 1: to overshadow me and be on my birthday, like at

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Speaker 1: my party. So after all these years, that was just

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Speaker 1: sort of the straw that broke the camel's back. And

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Speaker 1: I have decided. I decided in that moment to do

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Speaker 1: something a little crazy. But I actually have hacked into

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Speaker 1: his bank account and every month I have gone in

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Speaker 1: and I have deducted five hundred dollars from his account.

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Speaker 1: And the way I'm doing it is, I know when

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Speaker 1: he gets paid from his job, it's like a direct deposit,

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Speaker 1: and I essentially am just taking it out like from

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Speaker 1: that payment, so that he never even really sees it,

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Speaker 1: and he probably just thinks that that extra money has

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Speaker 1: gone into, you know, for one K or you know,

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Speaker 1: he's not even thinking that he's missing it, basically. And

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Speaker 1: I've been getting away with this now for a couple

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Speaker 1: of months, and I plan on doing it for a

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Speaker 1: while longer, and even in the new year, I'm considering

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Speaker 1: doubling it. Oh wow, just went up. Yep, never underestimate

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Speaker 1: your little sister, I'm telling you, well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. Yep. Being a bully

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Speaker 1: it comes back around. So watch out, bully. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret?