1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: Previously on Brewster High. Principal fair Weather shut us down 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: from all of us here in the PA booth. Welcome 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: Brady on your first daid back to Brewster High. I 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: have amnesia. I don't remember anything from the past three weeks. 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 1: Everything is suspicious about it. The truth is I don't 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: feel comfortable dancing in public. Well ship Mr Nelson with 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: Principal fair Weather. I've always wanted to ship to teachers together. 8 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: So you and I will go around and take off 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: our clothes and people will just give us money. Gambling 10 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 1: on high school sports is illegal. Oh, it's super illegal. 11 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: It's been an unusual week at Brewster High. Principal fair 12 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 1: Weather and Mr Nelson have become romantically entangled, so now 13 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: they're off our asses. Brady and Hide have started doing 14 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: impromptu full multi performances, also known as stripping, which leaves 15 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: on a dry us the problem of Brady and his 16 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:05,119 Speaker 1: lethargic dancing. You know, you can't judge a book by 17 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: its cover, except for like a recipe book that covers 18 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 1: probably pretty accurate. But here's the thing. The closer I 19 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: am to the mystery of what happened to Brady, the 20 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 1: further way I get Clara, Why are you speaking to 21 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: me like that? Sorry, brand I'm so used to dictating 22 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: into my phone that I forget how to speak conversationally. Hey, 23 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: you figure out the identity of your secret investor, Yet 24 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: every time I meet with him, he's disguised as charming 25 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:34,040 Speaker 1: TV character, ted lasso, horn, stash and everything. We need 26 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 1: to get that mustache off of him and identify him. 27 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,400 Speaker 1: I'm guessing you have a plan. Oh yeah, and I'm 28 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,759 Speaker 1: guessing you will tell it to me until right before 29 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: we execute it. Correct, commundo, have your attention. A p 30 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: A announcement. These are always a treat all of us 31 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: here at the p A Club or pleased to present 32 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: to you a special guest p A announcer for this morning. Here. 33 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 1: He is our own pretty Brewster. Thank you, thank you. 34 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 1: I'm assuming you're all applotting right now. It's good to 35 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: be back at Brewster High right. I'm looking forward to 36 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: stepping back into my position as first disc boy on 37 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 1: the frisbee team. And now for a few more announcements. 38 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: Whoever lost the Lost and Found sign it's been recovered, 39 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: please come pick it up from Lost and Found and 40 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 1: then leave it there on the wall above the Lost 41 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: and found box. For those of you entering this year's 42 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: essay contest, the topic is what's a good topic for 43 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: an essay contest? Lastly, it's the big Ultimate Frisbee game 44 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: this weekend, PEP Rally on Friday. Then come on out 45 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: and cheer for us on Saturday, and some of US 46 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,079 Speaker 1: players will want to have sex afterwards, so hang out 47 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: by the locker room if you're looking for that sort 48 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 1: of thing. Brady out Hey, Dexter, too late to join 49 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: you for lunch. Sit on down, Devin. I'm so waiting 50 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: for my kombucha decide. WHOA nice triceps? Oh? Yeah, you 51 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: noticed I've been working out. Yes, they're like totally popping 52 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: out of your sleeves. Well, I'm wearing a tank top today. 53 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: You know, I've been working out to really let's see. WHOA. Yeah, 54 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: your biceps are really popping. You're even getting some striation, 55 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: which is really cool. I suspect we're pretty evenly matched 56 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: when it comes to biceps. I don't know about that. 57 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: There's probably only one way that we could even figure 58 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 1: it out. What's that? Have you ever heard of the 59 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: ancient sport of arm wrestling. It comes from around d C. 60 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,639 Speaker 1: From the first Olympics. I'm up for that. How do 61 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,799 Speaker 1: you play? Do you know thumb wrestling? Well, it's kind 62 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,920 Speaker 1: of like thumb wrestling, but instead of thumbs, you use 63 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: your arms. Okay, wait, wait, what am I supposed to 64 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: do with my face? Though? You kind of have to 65 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: scrunch it up like there's something heavy in your ass 66 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: that you're struggling to get out. Like this, you're doing 67 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: that more with your voice. I need to see it 68 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: come out through your face. Yes, that's really good. Are 69 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: you ready to go? Ready? However, be one two three 70 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: arm wrestling? Well, hold up, Hide? Before we walk in 71 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: to meet with our new publicists. It's someone we already know, 72 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: Brandon Marischino. What's brand doing as a publicist? Well, after 73 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 1: she got fired as a janitor, she needed a new job. 74 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: And if there's one thing the world needs more of 75 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:23,479 Speaker 1: its publicists, Brady Hide, Come on in and sit down. 76 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 1: Let's see if we're a good fit. Hey, I love 77 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: your office, Thanks Brady. Let's number one about being a 78 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: publicist is creating the image of being a publicist. So 79 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: tell me more about this full Monty act of yours. 80 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: Walk me through it. Well, we go to someplace where 81 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 1: there's a lot of people. We start playing some music 82 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: to get everyone's attention, something you can grind to, like 83 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: Drake or and Shearing or Adele, And then we start 84 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: moving our bodies to it, really like grooving, you know. 85 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,599 Speaker 1: Then we take off our clothes. No, this is where 86 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: it gets interesting. We remove our clothes one piece at 87 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 1: a time that our signature move. Okay, I think I've 88 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,720 Speaker 1: got a good mental image. What makes you difference? We 89 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: are under age, we're still in high school. Were miners. Wow, yeah, 90 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 1: that is a unique angle. I can work with that. 91 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: Right now. Our main demographic is local moms, but we 92 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 1: want to expand from that to women who don't have kids, 93 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 1: for example, or like grandparents. We want this to be 94 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 1: the kind of show that multiple generations can enjoy together. 95 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 1: And we're hoping for more of a business business market, 96 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: you know, those corporate team building programs. Also, we're tired 97 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 1: of performing on street corners. We want some paying gigs indoors. 98 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 1: We want to level up. Here's an idea, Feel free 99 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: to use it. Jumping jack's. I was just talking about 100 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 1: jumping jacks. When you do jumping jack's, it'll make your 101 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:47,119 Speaker 1: penises really flop around. Bring some real good visual energy. 102 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 1: What I'm more concerned about is how to get it, 103 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:57,840 Speaker 1: you know, bigger not our penises. I think I can 104 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 1: help you now. I could put you on a late 105 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: night show like Carson or Letterman, but those are yesterday's 106 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: news and one of them is dead. What you need 107 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,840 Speaker 1: is a publicity stunt, and it needs to be big 108 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: in front of the whole school, which means it needs 109 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: to be this weekend. That afternoon, in Brady's bedroom, Brendan 110 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: Brady had rekindled their old flame, which meant total making out. 111 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 1: We know what we're doing, Clara. Can you please stop 112 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,799 Speaker 1: watching us and leave the room now? Oh? Sure, whatever 113 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: you want to see you Brady, Clara? Is this really great? 114 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: Just making out? It really is first rate? Now? So 115 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,600 Speaker 1: Brady ready to agree to be my day to the 116 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 1: charity ball? You know what? Yes, I'll do it with 117 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: one caveat no dancing, but it's a ball as long 118 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,279 Speaker 1: as I'm not required to dance. Like they say, dancing Queen, 119 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:09,040 Speaker 1: you can dance. Dancing Queen also says you can jive 120 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: having the time of your life. I will, I'll jive 121 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: and I'll have the time of my life. I just 122 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 1: won't dance, okay, whatever, You're ready to make out again? Hey, 123 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: what's that? What? Where that weird crystal over there? The 124 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: one on my desk? It's hovering half a foot above 125 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 1: your dassel. It's just something I found in my jacket 126 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 1: pocket the other day when I showed up at fristbe practice. 127 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:38,040 Speaker 1: Does it feel like what happened? It shocked me? Whoa M. 128 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 1: I'd like to borrow it. I want to take it 129 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 1: to the chemistry lab to analyze it. I can't understand 130 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: how it could float like that. Yeah, it's really out 131 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: of this world. Maybe that's literally true. Maybe it is 132 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 1: from out of this world. Is it possible that you 133 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 1: were abducted by aliens? I mean, I guess it's possible. 134 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: That's as likely as any other explanation where you're calling hello, listen, 135 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 1: I need your help again now? Is it not a 136 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: good time. I'm in the middle of an epic arm 137 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: wrestling match with Dexter. Forget the arm wrestling. The two 138 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: of you meet me at my house, I mean your 139 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: house right away on the tennis court, Bryan out. Meanwhile, 140 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: Clara had another meeting at the coffee shop with her 141 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: mysterious investor, get out, Clara, going, get the fuck out. 142 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: Coffee is up, decaf. My friends are wondering who you 143 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 1: really are, and to be honest, so am I. Who 144 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 1: I am is not important. All you should care about 145 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,679 Speaker 1: is that I keep paying your substack bills. Can I 146 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,439 Speaker 1: ask you for a favor? I guess I want you 147 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 1: to place a bet on the upcoming Ultimate Frisbee Championship game. 148 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: Why don't you just do it yourself? The very fact 149 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,920 Speaker 1: I'm making a bet for one side will shift the odds. 150 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 1: Everyone assumes I know what I'm doing, so everyone else 151 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,439 Speaker 1: will bet the same way and the odds will lower. 152 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: Because I want Brewster High to lose Blues. That's insane. 153 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 1: Now that Brady's back, there's no chance to lose. What 154 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,679 Speaker 1: do you want me to do? Meet me at my 155 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 1: bank tomorrow at twelve o'clock sharp. I'll give it to 156 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 1: you there, Attention, Brewster High. I'm just driving around town 157 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:22,079 Speaker 1: making mobile p announcements. I guess you could call that 158 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 1: local casting. Right now, I'm parked outside Geffen's house with 159 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,960 Speaker 1: my binoculars. Brendan, Brady and Geffen and Dexter are meeting 160 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,120 Speaker 1: there to look for more evidence that Brady was abducted 161 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:43,280 Speaker 1: by a UFO. Oh shoot, there's a cop. I better move. Hey, 162 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,720 Speaker 1: we'res Dexter and Geffen. Hey there they are. Hey, guys, 163 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 1: what's the big emergency that we had to stop arm 164 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 1: wrestling for brand things? I might have been abducted by 165 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,760 Speaker 1: aliens the night of the party. And you know what, guys, 166 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 1: it kind of adds up here on the tennis court. 167 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,920 Speaker 1: It's the last place he was seen, you know, when 168 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,920 Speaker 1: you think about it, that's the only explanation. So let's 169 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 1: spread out and look for any clues anything UFO. Eight guys. 170 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 1: I think I found something. I think it's it's burn 171 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,440 Speaker 1: marks on the ground, four of them, about twenty ft apart. 172 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 1: They're super deep too. I just found something too, some 173 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 1: sort of crystal. I've never seen anything like it. Bring 174 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 1: it over. Oh shoot, it shocked me. What is this thing? Everyone? 175 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 1: Come back group meeting. Okay, guys, we definitely have a 176 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:39,959 Speaker 1: UFO situation here. I concur I second the concurrence. I 177 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 1: third the concurrence. The mystery solved. A UFO came and 178 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,839 Speaker 1: abducted Brady for three weeks. Afterwards, they wiped his memory 179 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 1: and dumped him at the school gym. During frisbee practice. 180 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,839 Speaker 1: Come to think of it, I do remember after I 181 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,959 Speaker 1: was dropped off seeing some sort of spaceship disappear into 182 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 1: the sky. Would have been great if you mentioned that sooner. Yeah, dude, 183 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: So that's that. Now life can get back to normal. Okay, 184 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,320 Speaker 1: we have to tell everyone. I agree, but we can't 185 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,679 Speaker 1: undersell it. This is a big opportunity for publicity. If 186 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 1: we played this right, we can use it to promote 187 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 1: your full Monty strip show. Let's brainstorm. There are no 188 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 1: bad ideas? How about those three billboards outside of the 189 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 1: school good but not great? What else have you got? 190 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 1: One of those airplanes that trails a banner like the 191 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,240 Speaker 1: ones at the beach that advertised two for on shrimp 192 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,960 Speaker 1: cocktails during happy hours? I said, no bad ideas? How 193 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,160 Speaker 1: about a plane that writes in the sky a skywriter? 194 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 1: That's what I said, I said it. I said it differently. 195 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,840 Speaker 1: That's a plane with a banner, is not a skywriter. 196 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: Planes with banners are banner planes. What if his name 197 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 1: was Luke Skywriter? I have an idea. It involves a 198 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:49,560 Speaker 1: Frisbee Championship pet rally tomorrow. The Frisbee Championship. I almost forgot. 199 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 1: I better go home and wax my balls. It's an 200 00:11:51,840 --> 00:12:02,960 Speaker 1: old frisbee trick, but it's also fun. Let's go talk jobs. 201 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:11,600 Speaker 1: Let's go talk jobs. Good God. And that's how today 202 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,439 Speaker 1: the student body of Brewster High found themselves back on 203 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 1: the Ultimate Frisbee Field, having a pep rally. This time, however, 204 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:22,680 Speaker 1: it was for the season championship, so extra pep was needed. Fortunately, 205 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,240 Speaker 1: extra pep was to be had because this would be 206 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:29,079 Speaker 1: Brady Brewster's first game back since his alien abduction. At 207 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,040 Speaker 1: this point, only a few of us know he spent 208 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:34,199 Speaker 1: the last three weeks in the UFO, but everyone else 209 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 1: was about to find out. Clara, I'm begging you stop 210 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 1: using voiceover voice on me. Sorry, I can't turn it off. Oh, 211 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 1: Coach Backley's about to start the pep rally. Get psyched, Hello, 212 00:12:48,880 --> 00:13:00,839 Speaker 1: Booster Hum. I'm Coach Brackley. I go to a lot 213 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,199 Speaker 1: of teams here at Brewster High, but the team I 214 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:07,720 Speaker 1: care about the most, by far, is our Ultimate Frisbee team. 215 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:15,080 Speaker 1: Again to settle them, shot the far out. The winner 216 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: of the Saturday's game wins the whole enchilata, the rice, 217 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 1: the beans, the wa the cheese, maybe some more chatta. 218 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 1: If you want edra hot saus, though you have to 219 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:30,680 Speaker 1: earn it. The winning school will also there worded one 220 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,679 Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars to build a new trophy case, and 221 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,199 Speaker 1: that money will be deducted directly from the music and 222 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:43,280 Speaker 1: arts program Suck on that, Miss Teesdale. So we need 223 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,880 Speaker 1: to take out a normal level of school spirit and 224 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 1: double it and after that double it again, which is why, 225 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,079 Speaker 1: for the first time in Brewster High history, we have 226 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,800 Speaker 1: our own mascot. In memory of the colala that Brims 227 00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 1: father killing at the zoo. Our new mascot will be Mama. 228 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 1: Look at it brand. It's so cute. It really is Clara. 229 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,880 Speaker 1: Even from up here at the top of the bleachers. 230 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:23,160 Speaker 1: That Koala costume looks adorable. That mascot can really dance, 231 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 1: but it's like two ft tall. Who's in there, toddler? 232 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 1: There's no way it's a toddler. No toddler could dance 233 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 1: like that. You ever hear of TikTok. Something's wrong with it. 234 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:39,360 Speaker 1: It's looking kind of woozy. Oh shit, it collapsed. It 235 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: must have overheated in that Kuala costume. Now the school 236 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 1: nurse is running out onto the field, just cutting open 237 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:49,640 Speaker 1: the costume with garden shears inside that mascot costume is 238 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 1: a real Koala and it's dead. Now the nurse is 239 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: dragging the Koala carcass off the field. That wasn't exact 240 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,320 Speaker 1: and the effect we're hoping for him. Sorry about that moment. 241 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 1: Let's move the team. Brince ter Hides say hello to 242 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 1: the first ter Hi tech jobs first our god and 243 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:26,960 Speaker 1: now I calls and cocks and god, forget how well 244 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 1: these are all real frisbee pocisions a wave? Where are 245 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 1: two best players? Were Radiant Hide? I said, We're a 246 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 1: radiant High? What's that ohm clings? Then weather room? Maybe 247 00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:03,800 Speaker 1: a blip blue way to your bow to spacious it's 248 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 1: right here over field. Oh my god, star players and High, 249 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,800 Speaker 1: Thank you better one. I'm so excited to be back 250 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 1: to be game tomorrow. But with all of you cheering 251 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,600 Speaker 1: us on, we're gonna do great. Even the weaker players 252 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 1: like Hide. But let's get route for a moment. You're 253 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,080 Speaker 1: probably wondering why we arrived here in a UFO's to 254 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,040 Speaker 1: give you a visual reference while I tell you where 255 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:50,920 Speaker 1: I've been the past three weeks. I was abducted by aliens. Now, guys, 256 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,480 Speaker 1: this isn't the actual UFO. This is just something the 257 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 1: shop classed through together for today's rally. Now here's something 258 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,640 Speaker 1: else to get you pumped, Hi to, I have a 259 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: little something we'd like to show you. It's called the 260 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:09,679 Speaker 1: full Monty hit it. Check it out, Brian. They're taking 261 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 1: off their clothes one piece at a time. That's right. 262 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,880 Speaker 1: Looks like they're doing jumping jacks. Yep. Just like I said, 263 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,200 Speaker 1: their penises are really flopping around. Wow. I can see 264 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,760 Speaker 1: their penises from all the way up here in the bleachers. 265 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:30,280 Speaker 1: I'm more enthusiastic about Prinsbee than ever. Who thank you, 266 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,120 Speaker 1: Thanks guys, thank you. We're available for weddings in mortments 267 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:38,760 Speaker 1: bus just contact our publicist Brian Marichino for bookings. That's 268 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:42,120 Speaker 1: it for today's PEP rally. But that's not all celebration 269 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,320 Speaker 1: of the end of the frisbee season and to get 270 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 1: you all totally worked up, Principal Faretweather has proclaimed the 271 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:52,960 Speaker 1: next twenty more hours to be an our key periods 272 00:17:53,280 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: draws until this time tomorrow everything goes. Twenty four hours later, 273 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:07,840 Speaker 1: Brennan I emerged from our hiding spot to get some 274 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: coffee at our local coffee place, somehow things still don't 275 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:16,200 Speaker 1: feel settled. It's as if I've forgotten something important, something 276 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,160 Speaker 1: that might turn everything on its head. Are you still 277 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,920 Speaker 1: using voice over voice, Clara? I think I'm dealing with it. 278 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 1: How about your mystery investor? Did you figure out who 279 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,480 Speaker 1: he is? No? But something weird did happen. He asked 280 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 1: me to make a huge bed on his behalf. He's 281 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,000 Speaker 1: gambling on the Ultimate Frisbee Championship and he's setting nut 282 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,520 Speaker 1: will lose. Clara, we have to find out who this 283 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,720 Speaker 1: guy is. When are you seeing him again? He told 284 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 1: me to meet him in his bank this afternoon at 285 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:42,240 Speaker 1: four o'clock. Okay, call him up and tell him you 286 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,280 Speaker 1: can't leave work and he has to meet you at 287 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:46,960 Speaker 1: your part time job at the Loggerhead's hair salon. And 288 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 1: then what I have a plan, and it's going to 289 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: blow your mind literally next time, I'm Brewster Hide. My 290 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 1: body is out of control. Hello, Air Force coach Bagley. 291 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,760 Speaker 1: It's called snouts because you put in your nose and 292 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,680 Speaker 1: it's made from ground up pick snouts. So double that 293 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,280 Speaker 1: doesn't sound like the principal Fairweather I fell in love 294 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 1: with two days ago. Get off my dick. I've been 295 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,800 Speaker 1: going over and over all the details in my head, 296 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 1: and some things just aren't adding up. I guess the 297 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 1: main thing is like, there's no such thing as a 298 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:27,040 Speaker 1: UFO cash, I mean. This episode of Brewster High was 299 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,679 Speaker 1: written and directed by Jonathan Stern. It was performed by 300 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: Owen Burg, Ali Gandor, Jared Goldstein, Greg Hess, Peter Kim, 301 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:38,200 Speaker 1: Veronica Sadio, Shakira, Jane Pay, Dwayne Perkins, Marcus Ray, Anna 302 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:42,960 Speaker 1: Saragina Sager, Shake, Amy Silverberg, and Morgan Walsh. Executive produced 303 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,879 Speaker 1: by Keith Quinn and Jonathan Stern. Produced by Frannie Baldwin, 304 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: Jack Brungart, Natalie Gurgley, and Dave Salinger. Music by Matt Novak, 305 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,600 Speaker 1: Greg Martin and Alison Newman. The supervising sound editor was 306 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,840 Speaker 1: Julie Diaz and the sound editor was Jack da Crane. 307 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 1: Mixed by Brent Keiser Sound Design and mixed it Unbridled Sound. 308 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 1: Brewster High was a produc action of Abominable Pictures and 309 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 1: honorable mention for I Heart Media. Come see me read 310 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,520 Speaker 1: credits every Friday at Open Credits Night at the White 311 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: Horse Inn.