WEBVTT - Ep148: You’re My Boyfriendddd Feat B. Simone 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:05.880 Hey, ho hig, welcome to Motherfucker's when it's one O. 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:14.240 How before we started this week's episode, I started it 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:19.680 where we are welcome to my year. I am saying 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:21.759 it's my year. I'm ready for to be ready for 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:23.760 it to be my year. But I want you guys 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:25.640 to be a part of my year as well as 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:29.080 you guys know. We are on tour, baby, so I 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:31.360 want to shout out. In twenty nineteen, we hit Philly, 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:35.159 d C. And Boston. But this month, motherfucker Janua are 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:40.720 what I can say, like Janiar Janier anyway, Jair, we're 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:44.320 gonna be in the Midwest. So January the eighteenth, we 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:47.200 will be a motherfucking Detroit, the modest city, and then 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.920 we're gonna go to Chicago, which what is it? What 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:51.840 do they call it? Was called the Bean, but that's 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:58.880 Boston shot right on January. Call it that. I'm not 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:03.040 for the shooter Chicago. I am for the lux shops, 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.080 the nice hotels, maybe even a Soho house. Visit bitch 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:10.640 shy Rack. I can stay, God damn because I'm still 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.680 looking scammers. God damn it. I got the money now, 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:14.800 but I still don't want to spend full price, um 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:17.959 so how me. Also, as you guys know, we sold 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:21.679 out motherfucking Sony Hall in eight days. Like that is 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:25.120 sucking lit. I'm so proud of the Oar Hive. Yes, 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.720 like yes, you guys and special announcing Braylon already said 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:30.640 she'll come to every show. She's gonna host it for free, 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:38.760 and we already started goddamn name. Also, so if you 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:41.440 guys have not yet get your tickets New York, we 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:46.600 have back to back shows, so that is January. In January, 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.000 we will be live at Sony Hall. We have a 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:55.200 lot of surprises for you. And Mandy is gonna not Yeah. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:58.320 I mean I honestly thought, you know, she wasn't gonna 0:01:58.320 --> 0:01:59.960 do it. You guys have seen her, you know, promo 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:01.720 real and I was like, Mandy, I feel like it's 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:03.240 time and she was like, I don't do it. You 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:09.200 never said I was sucking gonna see still barely opening. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:13.080 You're gonna get all of it. I'm not the mouth 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:18.600 coming to the show. Literally. Look it might be Texas. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.880 We in Dallas and Houston, and I want you guys 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.919 to stay tuned because this month we will go ahead 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:32.359 and be dropping tickets for New Orleans. Toronto, Orlando, Atlanta, Charlotte, 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:40.919 when Charlotte. But we're gonna drop the days this month, y'all. 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.000 I'm sorry, this has been a long ass ad. Just no, 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:45.840 pull the funk up. Um, We motherfucking comeing to your 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:48.639 motherfuck a city and I'm excited to see you guys, 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.840 so again, visit Horrible Decisions dot com and get your 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:57.120 motherfucking tickets now dot com. But okay, you know what, 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.680 let's get on with the show. So freaky. I'm sorry, 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.760 don't know what you're walking to. This is Horrible Decisions. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.400 W h O r E. Look she see it. It's 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:09.960 spelled up there on the screen. I just said Mandy 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.079 was gonna hopefully stuck a dick on stage. I think 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:16.200 she's not shocked that it's horrid, you know. Anyways, guys, 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:19.919 welcome to yet another episode of Horrible Decisions in we 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:22.120 motherfucking made it. We're still here. I don't know how, 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.320 but we are, and I'm excited. God is good all 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.240 the time, even though we don't know which guy we're 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:35.280 talking about. Saw the guy asked you that Mandy me 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.480 get along in this episode, Lord Father guy, and I 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:41.880 ask you, Lord Father God, to tell old Bay and 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:46.320 Beard Bay and they bitches to keep me in prayer 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:49.880 in mercy, Lord, Father God, because I don't do this. 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:51.760 So this is what you're doing. And you just added 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:53.320 like you couldn't do this, and we did it on 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:58.320 the Patriots couldn't do it. Yeah, she's making fun of 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:04.440 the bit that that prays because fun. I'm just because 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:08.160 Lindy Goat cheated on her, but they were separated anyway. Yes, 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.200 any who, y'all know what it is. This is your girl, 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.360 Mandy v a K A full core pumps a K 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:20.240 a peg this motherfucker stallion ak peg Ryan a K 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:26.840 that bitch and I am pastor wheezy pastors mrs. I'm 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:32.200 doing anyway, y'all. We're joining by two lovely guests today, 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:34.719 one who is a returning guest, which is crazy because 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:36.680 you'll be come on like, oh, y'all need to have 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.440 on the show. She was on episode six. All right, 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.040 baby girl, I'm gonna get it together. I'm trying to 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.480 go live. I'm trying to be professional and it keeps falling. 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:46.400 Then we got to make it. I don't know what 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.600 I would like to know. Wait, could she introduce us though? 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:54.680 Suck it so episode six. You said that you have 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:59.599 never had an orgasm and you don't masturbate. What how 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:03.159 did you end up here again? And she's still my friend? 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:07.960 You're hilarious. I thought we'd have some progression. There was progression. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:11.880 I got really on the cusp, like really close, and 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:15.080 it wasn't finisation. It was from oral and then it 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.960 just I didn't Adam. Maybe I didn't know what to 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.599 do or I didn't know how to release or relax 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:23.680 or whatever, but it's in your head. Yeah. I was like, 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.800 have you gotten a vibrator yet? I want to? Oh? There, 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.480 it is right there. Bro. I wanted to get her one, 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:30.240 and she said no, I think you should. What makes 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:32.120 you not watching me a vibrating toothbrush? It was like, 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:40.560 ha no. She was like, look, so wait, you got 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:44.000 right there? Wait? Why not are we talking to? Did? 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:47.720 We said? Well? I didn't. I said we had here. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:49.200 We're gonna get to it in a second. But I 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:52.080 don't know. One more question, Bro, It's been two years 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.240 and I've really thought about this. Every time I see 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:56.080 you on my feet, I'm like, we need be someone 0:05:56.120 --> 0:06:02.839 to come literally okay before we get integrated to Why 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.680 not the fucking vibrator because this will make you coming 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.520 in and it's feel like you gotta touch yourself with 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.400 fingers before its boys, I'm in my head. I don't 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.760 feel comfortable doing that. By the way, I love I 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:15.039 just love your nails. I was just speaking about you 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.080 where they were coming coming about me to my nails, 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:19.640 and I was like, with y'all don't see my friends 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.760 nails and I literally thought, yeah, but you're like, these 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.000 are these would not be put into assholes because these 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.320 are the stones that I'm scared will end up in 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.400 the nigga ship because it came off as I was. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:37.719 I mean, if they have a sparkly ship, spark again 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:41.359 like bitch daring things giving, I was cooking and a 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.240 whole rhymes don't fell off. I said that she's gonna 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.320 come open the greens and I let them know until 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.520 I found it on the counter and I was like, Okay, bitch, 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.640 ain't go eat a Ryan stone this year. Um well, anyways, yes, 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:55.479 we are joined by my friend Comedia. Y'all may have 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:59.159 seen her on motherfucking Wall and out. Y'all may follow her. Hey, 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:00.920 y'all may know her from she had her own show 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.640 and got damn Zu, I want to keep going with 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:05.200 your accolades. She sells out her shows. She's on to 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:10.480 on tour like the Big Doll from Martin Lawrence this year. 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.679 I don't even talk about it, Girlcary girl. But everything 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:15.520 I've been one has gotten me to this point. I'm ready, 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.760 I'm prepared, and you know, I just hope I kill it. 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.800 So I'm excited because everything you need to think about 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:22.840 your trend to write when you're like wondering if you're 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.120 going to kill something like bitch, I've been lit this 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.320 whole time. What's going wrong? No, it's just the enemy 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:29.360 gets in your mind that you're not good enough. They're 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.400 not gonna laugh. You know, that's just negativity. And I'm 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:33.960 just someone is really in her bag and her makeup. One. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.680 I just want to let you know this bitch just 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:40.400 handed us seven million lipsticks. One of them it's called 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:46.840 WiFi Bitch talks. You're my boy is one Lincoln Bio. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:51.160 Should we tell them about the WiFi story? Stupid? No? No, 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:55.880 we like I love so. First of all, I am 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:02.960 behind have because side Skittles. This is my assistant, Skittles, 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:10.480 your stripper name, my manager, and this is my assistant, 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:13.040 my best friend of seventeen years, friends two or twelve. 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:15.720 I love it. It's a real friends and Okay, So 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.240 there was a color It's called WiFi w I f I, 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:21.040 and I was like, oh, it's WiFi, but I'll be 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.160 cool and call it. It'll be called wife. And she's like, 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:28.000 when people read it, they're say, it's like it's pronounced. 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:34.719 She's like, no one's gonna know that. She didn't sell capitalized. 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:39.680 The problem is the capitalization exactly. Yeah. When I looked 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:41.080 at it, I was like, it's not gonna work. It's 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:45.559 not gonna the colors critic, thank you, and all my 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:48.160 favorite colors it is, I think the other one that 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:50.440 I really like. I'm I know there's some niggas listening 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:51.839 to this and you don't want to hear about no listing, 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:53.480 but which one I just put on? There was little 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:56.920 freestyle Lincoln Bio that made me feel like a slut 0:08:57.360 --> 0:09:00.240 just the name and color alone. It was very fly 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:04.120 me out, very fly you gotta come out with it, 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:13.640 fly me out color out. That gotta be like a 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:17.440 whole red. Actually that's a great color name too. Yeah. 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.880 I walked into us the four once and this isn't 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.640 true story. Um, I was a little tipsy. It wasn't 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.040 so after a happy hour and I looked at her 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.360 and I was like, I'm looking for a red bright red, 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:31.280 a dark red, like in between, like a whole red. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:32.880 And she looked me dead in the face and was like, 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:35.720 oh my god, I got it and she took me 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:38.840 to color pop perfect. I think it was Yeah, but 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:41.319 you have a hole ass red and is beautiful. It's 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:45.560 maybe ground. Well, I'm glad you're here. We're gonna start 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.480 off a little icebreakers because I know you you kind 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:51.200 of don't know what you really want to read. Is 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:55.720 that god fearing wife, mother of three? Don't scare my 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:59.480 friend out fear? Well, these are just icebreakers. Okay. So 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:03.800 the first at ease, especially going into would you rather 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:06.360 have sex in five minute increments for the rest of 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:09.000 your life or five hour increments for the rest of 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:13.560 your five hour? You want to five hour really long, 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:18.240 like I've been drying out five minutes. I was like, 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:21.560 maybe you gotta come. I'm sorry, did you just say 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:24.600 yes to five hours over five? I don't want to 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.360 work for five five minutes? But I wouldn't want that 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.200 in real life. If I had to choose between those two, 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.800 I would choose five hours. If you had to choose, 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.440 let me just say it one more time, if you 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:38.040 had to choose for the rest of your life, any 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.839 time you chose to engage in sex, it would last 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:44.760 five minutes or five I have five hours sex, and 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:53.760 so five minutes they you will fall off before that time. 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:59.920 I like that, What about five minutes? Five minutes? Now, 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:05.440 I just like, I'm married. She's married as ready in 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:10.760 thirty seconds. So the next one is. And this is 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:13.400 kind of which it's choosing the lesser of both evils, 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.440 because I think both of these suck. But would you 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.199 rather only be able to have sex in showers or 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:21.680 only be able to have sex in a car? Car? Car? Really, 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:25.719 you look like a car shower sex car girl? You 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.360 do them titties look like being in the car. See. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.800 I think shower sex is hard because you can't really 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:46.640 feel Yeah, I feel like no, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:48.360 It's crazy because I thought of this, But now that 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:51.200 y'all are saying it, I guess I would carry I'd 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:52.840 be like going to get my hair done and I'm like, damn, 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:57.200 shower sex. I ain't never black cracking out the shower black. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:03.160 It's hair dye. When I went to do the Rihanna 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:07.199 Red go a couple, You're everywhere the red everywhere everywhere. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:11.480 I want to add a hotel, you know. Yeah, yeah, 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:18.520 it's not let me write a note, not my peah. No, 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:20.520 I was just I was just in Puerto Rico and 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.640 I got real drunk, of course, and so I ordered 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.199 like this. It was a hard shell chocolate over like 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.080 ice cream. Well, bitch, they forgot my spoon and I 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:29.640 wasn't gonna wait for them. So I'm eating a hard 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.920 shell and ice cream with my with my hands, so 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:33.560 but I'm wiping it on the sheets I wake up 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.040 in the morning. It kind of looked like a little bad. 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.360 I really want to say. I hope she noticed the chocolate. 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:44.160 I'm having no anal sex, I promise, Okay. So this 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:46.400 one I wanted, um just for us to have fun 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.240 with celebrities. So I want to go around the table 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.679 just yeah, because as long as it's we know she 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.280 gonna say the baby goddamn. So this is a fun 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:59.559 Mary kill. What celebrities would you fuck? Mary and kill? 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:01.800 And I want to shout out to Mary to medicine 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:03.559 because I got this game. While they were on the 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:05.200 little are you gonna give us a list and we 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:11.839 just have to say you get to three kill Yeah, 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.640 you're supposed to give three yeah, Like I wanted all 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.600 of us to say different ones because they know you'll 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:20.040 kill whoever you want. You'll kill trump. I mean, I'm 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:23.760 gonna call with someone different, so you give three options, right, 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.480 like we all say, right, okay, fine, okay, well I'm 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.880 gonna make it. Okay, so carry your kills. Can't be 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:34.760 the baby, damn all gonna because because we want to 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:38.079 fun game, not like cheating answers. I would not kill 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:41.880 the baby. I wouldn't Mary, Okay, so look look now 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:45.320 be getting I love that, don't do the baby. After 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:47.199 he picked up that girl in the seven Liven, I 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:53.960 was like, yeah, you know, look he walked around with 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:57.200 big dig energy, like he's this big and he walked 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:01.240 around like, what's up. I'm not nobody to me. Maybe 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.280 you haven't came because God is saving your fucking first 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:11.319 orgasm for him. When when okay, I was like, yeah, 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:15.160 ok the celebrities that I think everyone kind of agrees 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:17.959 or kind of agrees to disagree. Okay, so fun Mary 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:32.360 kill um Barack Obama, Nick Cannon and fuck that Trey song. Okay, sorry, Michelle, 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:36.080 I'm sorry you want to from Barack Obama. I would 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:39.600 marry Nick Cannon, and I would kill Tray. Okay. I 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:42.000 love Trey, that's that's the homie. But Trey is too 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.520 much and it Cannon is like I've never dealt with 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.440 Nick Cannon, him being my boss, but I know girls 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.800 that have dealt with him, and he's very like passionate. 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:50.800 He takes care of the women. He's very you know, 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:52.560 and I didn't do it. I forgot that Nick was 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:54.880 your bass. Yeah, I'm like, oh ship, but yeah, okay, 0:14:54.880 --> 0:15:00.000 what about that until it started? Um, I would definitely 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:03.320 kill Nick Cannon. No, no shape, just but I've always 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.760 found him to be like a little too cheesy. Yeah, 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.680 and like with women too, from what I've heard. Okay, 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.200 but I heard his dick is like to his knee 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:15.280 cap or something like that. I don't care big dicks 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.480 a cheesy package. No, I'm good. I can come to 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:21.880 Niga with a big dick. But if you like corny on, 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:24.160 I don't suck some corny niggas with big old dicks. 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:25.600 And I'll just be like, all right, don't talk after 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:34.120 Mary Barack because regal pussy, you know, say, I'm trying 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:35.760 to get the stamp of approval. Plus I would love 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:38.080 to play step mom, so like you know what I mean, 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.320 Like I just I know, but like I saw one 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:43.760 of them smoking weed and I'd be like, listen, this 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:47.280 is how you gotta get down bitch underground parties and 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:48.920 then you know, I would love to have a nice 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:54.560 like an ex wife encounter with Michelle, Like, yeah, you 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:58.040 would Petty then try songs? Are you allowed to answer 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:00.160 this because you're married? Who are gonna Mary kill? I mean, 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:07.360 it's the game. I would kill Trey songs, Okay for sure, Jesus, Um, 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:12.560 I wouldn't marry Brock and you would. I would suck Nick. Yeah, okay, 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:15.960 I can pun with you all my name you. Um, 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:22.320 I would funk all of them in real life. Um, 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:24.000 that would be fun. I think they all would bring 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:32.240 something different to the bedroom. Seriously, um rock sexes. I 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.520 be tearing, you know, but I feel like Barrock, you 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:37.640 know what, because I didn't dealt with niggas who wear 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:52.320 suits and ship and maybe you don't times coupling. How 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:55.200 you gonna lie one like he wore suits to work, 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.080 and so he used to go into the bathroom because 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.400 his pants felt really good on his dick, so he 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.760 would get a little print. I would sex him at work, 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.200 so he would like show me his print through his pants. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.359 So I really like niggas who are so I feel 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:10.720 like it would be nasty and kinky. So Barrock, Um, 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:14.199 you know, of course I would marry Barack. Um, I 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:19.200 would kill honestly, I know he'll boss. But it's like 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:21.480 like that movie with Christina Mili yawn. And then there's 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:24.480 disc to Eminem and claiming Eminem is in the KKKA. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:27.360 There's just a lot when that's so crazy, just said 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:29.920 Eminem's name. I just started a list of three white 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:35.359 people for Mark. It was I just did my first 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:38.919 sexty encounter. Wow, we may have to how did how 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:42.639 did that go? Get finished? Okay? And then we'll get 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:47.160 it okay. And then of course it was, um, oh 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:53.760 could you read you read? No? No? Because I read 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:59.120 it back like, who am so here? Did I ever 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:03.040 send your usaid? Just too? Because so my our mutual friend, 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.720 she used to day a guy who was in jail, 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:09.480 and she didn't know how to write nasty to that nigga, 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:11.760 So I used you would do it. I would, but 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:13.560 I think it was sexing me back and didn't even 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:17.160 know what it was. He thought it was right, So 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:20.800 like I would copy and paste if she copy because 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:22.359 he had a jail Like he had a cell phone 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.560 in jail. Jake, he's talking my humble. I read it, 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:27.800 thank you. So she would. She would literally copy and paste, 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:29.200 but he would send back and she'd be like, okay, 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.680 we don't respond back. So I'm literally sitting here sex 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:34.359 and her nigga. Youah. Now, thank god she didn't go 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:36.040 too far because he's gonna be like, but you want 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:40.399 to peg me to fun? Okay, Okay, I knew the limits. 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:43.240 God damn it. Okay. For the three raps, you guys 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:46.080 are gonna be so fissed. First one do I well, 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:51.560 I know post Malone machine gunn kill you Eem he's 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:57.080 the only white want Mary post Malone kill eminem Mary 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:03.520 post Malone cool? He has a gut? Isn't he's cool? What? No? 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:07.720 Do not call him slow? Any marriage is we're not 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:12.359 thinking physical, We're thinking normal. That's me. You got to 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:15.399 think physical. I mean, yeah, but I'm keep saying you 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:21.760 just want to once Mary is like, are you killing em? 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:26.240 So I would um yes, kill himinem as well. I 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:32.359 would fuck shoot out a machine gun Kelly, and then 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:35.840 I would know Oh no, my bad, No, Mary, I'm Mary. 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:38.479 You can't see that. Have you guys seen a picture 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:40.880 of post Malone. He's ugly. I'm not. I don't even 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:46.640 want to Okay, I'll post malone, Mary, machine gun Kelly, 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:48.280 and I'm only fucking post Malone if you give me 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:51.840 a check is evident. Why are we trying to kill 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:54.000 this thing? It's like that a real thing? What because 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:57.320 like I need to kill post Maloney's ugly as time? 0:19:58.520 --> 0:20:00.920 Are you keep saying for a check man? This game? 0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:06.960 This isn't for a check first ability kill? For my god, 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:17.960 he's a fat, curly fat shade hair about publicity because 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:21.320 this is two years ago, we're the same side. I 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:30.080 was postible two years ago. I was now I want 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:37.639 to uh diet Hill. He has two tattoos. Will Smith 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:42.880 quite so bitch. I'm definitely definitarian Will with Jada because 0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:45.919 we're gonna know no, and I've said that that's my 0:20:46.040 --> 0:20:50.240 dream threesome couple. Really, Oh my god, Jada and I 0:20:50.440 --> 0:20:56.520 will because who Yeah, I feel like that's most people. No, No, 0:20:56.800 --> 0:21:00.720 Jada for sure. Jada is like will Will guy, Will, 0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:03.560 That's fine. I told you he ain't got to talk 0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:07.879 out to. And I heard Jason, well that's it. But 0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:11.200 I heard the into like some swinging, nasty Sha Taylor 0:21:11.240 --> 0:21:15.000 and her husband ship would be that would be like 0:21:17.560 --> 0:21:22.640 people right, Sorry, I would never do it. I really 0:21:22.640 --> 0:21:24.920 wanted to worry about be samone. That's why I listened 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:30.160 to this podcast. And these bitches are horsing with her 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:37.199 um and wallet. She was directing her swag. I'm like, 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:39.600 I just love you. I don't really hear many women 0:21:39.680 --> 0:21:41.760 I think that have that much depth to their voice 0:21:42.240 --> 0:21:44.720 and like, are still sexy to us, you know what 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:46.600 I'm saying. And even her features are very you know 0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:50.199 some they're masculine, you know, she's a little androgym. But 0:21:52.040 --> 0:21:55.080 it's weird because it's like I felt that so many 0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:58.760 times too, Like are you dying? Can you not die 0:21:58.800 --> 0:22:02.400 before your martin Lawrence? Her? What's happening? This is sparkling 0:22:02.400 --> 0:22:07.399 water Sparkler. Uh, well, we're gonna go ahead and get 0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:09.960 into our vanilla ship, our vanilla ships segment um, which 0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:13.119 will remain in unlike other segments we've done in the past. 0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:16.320 Um is our sex in the news. And I found 0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:19.160 this article UM that I really liked. UM. And it's 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:21.560 from the New York Post, and it says that nearly 0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:24.359 half of Americans claim they had the best sex of 0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:29.600 their life in YESO, so that's what we're gonna talk 0:22:29.640 --> 0:22:32.680 about it to be. That's gonna say. So of people 0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:36.440 rate nineteen is their best sex yere um for sex yet. 0:22:36.720 --> 0:22:40.320 The poll of two thousand sexually active Americans also discovered 0:22:40.359 --> 0:22:42.639 nearly half forty seven percent say that their sex was 0:22:42.680 --> 0:22:45.480 better in two thousand nineteen than any other year. It 0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:48.440 was a year for experimenting, as one in six Americans 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:50.919 tried phone sex for the very first time, and a 0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:53.880 further tried using a sex toy for the first time. 0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:59.439 Um you love to beach Um. They also say that 0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:02.200 results found from having anal sex for the very first time, 0:23:02.280 --> 0:23:05.040 using handcuffs and blindfolds are having a sexy photo shoot. 0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:08.399 Thirty eight percent of those survey became more adventurous with 0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:11.040 sex in twenty nineteen. I am gonna sit here and 0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:13.879 say that that's because so many people listen to horrible decisions. 0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:15.520 But I'm not gonna toot my own horn. Not what 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:18.920 I mean, um so, not what I mean. It says 0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:22.199 that seventy are happy with their sex lives. So I 0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:24.960 wanted to bring this up because I think that nineteen 0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:27.360 was a year where I think I've had the most 0:23:27.400 --> 0:23:29.639 three simes I've ever had, but also because I was 0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:32.280 and I think in the beginning of the year we 0:23:32.280 --> 0:23:34.920 don't anymore. But in the beginning of twenty nineteen, I 0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:37.680 was just surprised at even though we had been sucking 0:23:37.720 --> 0:23:42.160 for so long, how he kept getting better. Yeah you know, girl, 0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:45.040 And yeah I had I had loved that girl I 0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:47.640 was living through and it was I had my first 0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:54.800 an orgasm. We'll talk to We talked about him, but Jesus, 0:23:54.960 --> 0:23:57.120 he gave me. He gave me some of the best 0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:59.600 thick in my life. Also one of my lovers. Um 0:23:59.720 --> 0:24:02.919 we on a trip where we had like three threesomes 0:24:02.920 --> 0:24:07.440