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Speaker 1: Chase Sabanski, Hello, Alchemists. I first heard of Alchemy This

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Speaker 1: So I listened to my favorite scenes from your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Here's one now, set around the year of four different

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Speaker 1: being yourselves, Chase Sabanski. Uh, we're reading for the next one. Yes,

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Speaker 1: All right, you to step up, my lord. I have

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Speaker 1: the person into if they don't please you. Excellent, terrific. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: triangle perhaps? Or maybe a triangle? Yes? I like that

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Speaker 1: certainly a lot. Swipe this scroll from Gertrude the Explorer.

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Speaker 1: is it ready for the next one? Gap? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: bringing the next one. Thank The world is made to

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Speaker 1: look like a lollipop? Have you ever seen a lollipop? Sire?

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Speaker 1: You like to buy a lollipop? Sire? Well, I like

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Speaker 1: I got pushing lollies, Imagine what I could get pushing

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Speaker 1: other stuff. All right, go back to the king, and

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Speaker 1: You wanna be free, sire sciatica? Sir, you do have sciatica.

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Speaker 1: I do have terrible sciatica. I'll try this. It's on me. Please.

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Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper. What do you want to day? Sweetheart? You

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Speaker 1: like to killing. You're on the right side of the laws.

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00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: You're like to killing. You want to kill that man?

417
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 1: You're in love with you. It's first of all, I've

418
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: never said that out loud, and it's weird to hear it. Frankly,

419
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: you're not wrong, but more importantly, I'm in love with him,

420
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: more in love with doing the right. If the lady

421
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: says you doesn't have a dog, sir, she doesn't have

422
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 1: a dog. I need to take that dog out of

423
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: her hands. I don't have This is not a dog.

424
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: Let me look at your purse, Tim Tam, Can we

425
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 1: not yell at the customer? I'm not killing this is

426
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: just pardon me, ma'am sir, that's right, I'm just a customer.

427
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm your eyes. Ah, thank you. It's like

428
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,199
Speaker 1: a blue great, it's like a civil war going on

429
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: because I'm having a tough day. You are, all right,

430
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: Tim dam blues in my office? Oh my am? I

431
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: really in? Tim? Tim? What a name? Tim? Tom? Tim Tom? Seriously,

432
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: what the hell's going on? I'm on a secret mission

433
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: right now? The hell does that even mean? I've been

434
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: recruited by the detectives. I'm pretty much what detectives are

435
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: you talking about? What do you mean? What detectives don't know?

436
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: You didn't fall for that, did you? Wait? Wait? Wait

437
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: wait wait wait is important to take him out right now?

438
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: I think you should kiss him. I will once he's done. No,

439
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: just see maybe he feels the same way I don't.

440
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: I'll kiss him and then you kill him, only if

441
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: you kiss them first and really see how it makes

442
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: you feel. Okay, thank you. I mean when I look

443
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: in your eyes, I feel like I could tell you anything.

444
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: I could tell you the truth about anything. Can I

445
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: ask you something I said I would tell you the truth.

446
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: It's my stomach. Are you stealing from this store? Yeah?

447
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: I thought we talked these detectives in to stop the stealing. No,

448
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: they're not detectives. And what's the matter with you these

449
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: two fellas. They're not detectives. I introduced them as detectives.

450
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: But the truth of the matter is they're shoppers and

451
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: that's the way you need to treat them like they're

452
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: just shoppers. Now, Hey, looks like you guy, think so

453
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: handle over here. Oh wait, let me just put this

454
00:29:54,160 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: aromatherapy candle here and lot it great, like y'all love.

455
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: Everybody knows my name today. I'm not even wearing a

456
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: name tag or anything. You're pretty popular. Well it's because

457
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: I have purple hair. Yeah, you'll want to trust something.

458
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: It's fun to I just warmed up the pot you

459
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: could feed him. Sure, I do love fun to. Um.

460
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: I think today's a day about being honest. We understand

461
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: that you look in your eyes and I just want

462
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: to tell lies. I don't want to tell you one

463
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: true thing, igness we brought you in today into the office.

464
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: That is, thank you again for shopping here on a

465
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: daily basis. It means the world to us. It's like

466
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: a home for me, and we appreciate that these two

467
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: fells are informatic to St. Louis informatic town. And they're

468
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: just a couple of quick questions and then we can

469
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: just let you back on your way if that'd be okay, Okay,

470
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: I'm happy to answer questions. Thank you, Jim. Okay, quick question?

471
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: Do you think he has any feelings for me? Uh? No? Okay?

472
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: Do you think he would enjoy being kissed by me?

473
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: This is very strange. This is the millennial bullshit we

474
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: got going on in here. First of all, again, thank

475
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: you for shopping her every day. Just looking for some

476
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: straightforward answers as opposed to critiques, thank you yes or no?

477
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: This is a rich rich fund. I wouldn't know. Tray,

478
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: that's a choke. Kill the movie. That's a joke. Kill you.

479
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you. I tell you something.

480
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: What's that? I'm not a detective, not a trade. Are

481
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: you married? No? I was never married. Are you even depressed?

482
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: I'm not depressed. Listen, Well, what the hell is going

483
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: on here? Tracky? Tim Tom? Does that make me? I

484
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: thought I was undercover because you told me to kill

485
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: a guy. But I didn't think I was going to

486
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: have to kill him because I thought you were going

487
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: to kill him first. What is going to tricky? I

488
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: know how to get us out of this. Okay, come

489
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: under my sweater and I'll smuggle you out of this

490
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: situation where I don't know where she went. She was

491
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: just right here, Agnes. Have you seen Trixy? Yes? No partner,

492
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: my nameless partner, my life partner? Goodbye? Goodbye? Can I

493
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: get underneath that? Can I get? I don't know what

494
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,959
Speaker 1: you're talking? Please? Can I just get? I need to

495
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: look at me. I guess I need to do full

496
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: of lies and hate man. That's very that's true. That's true?

497
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: So what so? What? So? What? What? Tim Tom? I

498
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: really feel like I was about to adventure a new

499
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: career and now I don't even think I'm connected to

500
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: Do you have any facts you'd like to share with

501
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: Agnes now that she's here. Some pictures I've taken a few,

502
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: and they're a fan. This is I'm not a fan.

503
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: I think in all. You're busted, is what I'm trying

504
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: to say. And this is a picture of you beating you.

505
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: Do you just call me busty? That's not what I said.

506
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: I said your bust I'm gonna try while you two

507
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: are talking, I wouldn't eat that. Would you like to

508
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: fill out a complaint? Agnes? I would like to fill

509
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: out a complaint. First of all, I dislike his name,

510
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: Tim Tom. It is not a good name for you, sir.

511
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not nothing that you can write me

512
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: up for, is it? Is? It not yet good? So

513
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: there's not really any complaints. And you're a shoplifter and

514
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: if I was store manager, I wouldn't allow you any

515
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: Let's take a look at these photographs that Tim Tomas gathered.

516
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: What's what's going on this first one? Can you tell us? Well? Here,

517
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: I am trying to decide between sheer or black pantyhose.

518
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: Anderson told me to go with the black ones. And

519
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: then this next photo and in this next photo, Um,

520
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: I'm looking and I'm trying to decide, you know, do

521
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: I want the large andes or the small? Andyes, small,

522
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: I go for small. Hey, everybody, we got someone new,

523
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: someone who's gonna live with us underneath the Agnes shirt.

524
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: Look welcome her. Oh my gosh, this is gorgeous. That's right. Wow,

525
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: Hey y'all, what are your chinchilla? And you're a candle

526
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: And I'm a man, you're a man. Yeah yeah, most

527
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: of us here are humans. Oh my gosh, I'm a

528
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: magazine magazine. Yeah, what's your name? What's your name? Honey?

529
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: We don't have names here. Oh so I'm not TRICKSI anymore,

530
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: not anymore, starting right now, let's just like mother. You

531
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: know what a fishing pole is in exactly so in

532
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: this picture, I was taking a fishing pole. I was

533
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: buying a fishing pole. Tim tom Uh say that you're

534
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: taking a fishing pole. I'm buying a fishing pole in

535
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 1: this picture. But the thing is is the panty host

536
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: the underwear those ended up in your purse. How could

537
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 1: you talk about my undergarments like it's a casual conversation, sir.

538
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: You made it a public conversation when you stole it.

539
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: I didn't steal. I don't steal. If I shoplift anything,

540
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: I lift other shoppers. Let's empty this purse out and

541
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: see what my Oh my god, you just broke my

542
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: dog's neck. I was assigned to take this dog out,

543
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: and this dog has been taken out. And it looks

544
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: like she wasn't shoplifting today, but there's pictures she was

545
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: clearly shoplifting before. Tim Tom, you're gonna need to come

546
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: with me in the office, please. I would like him arrested.

547
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: We'll do all we can, ma'am to get you a

548
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: new dog. It looks an awful lot like that one.

549
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: In the meantime, Tim Tom in the sorry about that. Agnes,

550
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: have a good day. Oh good, good boy girl. Anderson, Well,

551
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: I guess we pulled off another caper blue eyes. I

552
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: love you, sorry, partner, I work with Agnes and I

553
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: ate the nun poison fund. Did you love me? Was

554
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: that a lie? I never did. He always tells the truth.

555
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:32,479
Speaker 1: I always tell the truth. Amasking you one less time.

556
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: Put me into your shirt. I want to. I want

557
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: to live in that mystical land of the Agnes. You

558
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: and my shirt. It's a sweater, but fine, come on

559
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: the least I could do. Hey, Oh my gosh, what

560
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 1: are you doing in here? Hey? I was just dying

561
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: and now I'm now I'm living. I'm a magazine stars.

562
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: We don't get names anymore? Oh wow, wow, the is

563
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: nice in here. Who knew Agnes had all this underneath

564
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 1: her sweater? Well, I'm gonna go on a quick fishing trip. Okay, nice,

565
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: What a weird life? This is? Huh what a weirdo.

566
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: Let's let's pick up some lollipops. Columbus days coming up? Yes,

567
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: thank you, dr Button fantastic. Our last scene is a

568
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 1: suggestion written by Virginia from Las Vegas. Hey, how chemist?

569
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: How about at a seven eleven? A new cashier has

570
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: such a charming attitude that people feel impulses to blurt

571
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: out their feelings and secret lies as they are being

572
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: wrung up. The cashier, in turn, finds out more about

573
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 1: their community than they bargained for and tries to avoid

574
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: conversations at some point, but it's too polite really to

575
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: stop them. Thanks for all the great times, Virginia from

576
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Are you in line? Are you in? Uh? Yeah?

577
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to get in front of you?

578
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: Please don't. I'm gonna rush? Yeah me too? Can I help?

579
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: Who's next? I'm next? Come on up? Can I get

580
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: some of those trojans Trojan condoms? Sex? You got it?

581
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: How many would you like? Just I guess if do

582
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: you have any bigger packages than that one? Just here,

583
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: like for the size of your penis or for the

584
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: amount of condoms both, it's probably gonna be lots of

585
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 1: sex with a big penis with with a big penis. Okay,

586
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: here's the best I can do for you. Thank you.

587
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 1: That's actually maybe something with less condoms, like maybe, Okay,

588
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to having sex this tonight. My hope

589
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: is tonight, but if it's not tonight, it's it'll be okay.

590
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: If it's not tonight, it is all for me. But

591
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: I've got dinner plants tonight. But if it doesn't happen,

592
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: it's going to be okay. Here's my card. But honestly, like,

593
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: I'm okay if we don't have sex tonight, and you

594
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: should be sexes and everything here Okay, it's just that

595
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: like sometimes he's not going to go out with you, dude,

596
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: just hurry up. I'm not trying to date her. I've

597
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: already got a date tonight and I'm probably gonna have

598
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: sex either tonight. Probably Just sorry that person is rude.

599
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: Oh it's okay, Um, so we're was I I think

600
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: we're done, have an awesome day, probably have sex. I'm

601
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: merely rooting for whatever's best for everyone. Thank you. Really

602
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: for me, it would be best sex. Right. You don't

603
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: need that many condoms? Dude? I probably do because once

604
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: I start having sex, they're going to be addicted to it. Um. Sorry,

605
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: what was I saying? I think we're all done, and

606
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: I think you're saying bye. Oh that's right. Yeah, so

607
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: I have plans tonight, but if it doesn't happen, it's

608
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 1: probably going to be on a second date. I'm going

609
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: to call the police. Okay, I'm leaving by yea, let

610
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: me get a pack of Winston lights please, and it's

611
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: hold on a second great picture. Yeah, my kids got

612
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: me this wallet and it's my birthday a couple of

613
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: weeks ago. Yeah, I don't. Is it weird that I

614
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: don't love all my kids the same? I is that normal?

615
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: Do you know? No? I'm not a parent. You're new here, right,

616
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: I am? What's your name? Delici? Okay? Delicia? H Yeah,

617
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: I've got three and uh, the little one just isn't

618
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: stacking up against the first. Well. I think that love

619
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: is funny and it'll evolve and it's okay, for love

620
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: to be different for different individuals. So just these cigarettes. No,

621
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: not just these cigarettes. So just give it time you're saying,

622
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying a couple of slim gems to thank you.

623
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm totally in line, okay. And as a slurping machine

624
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: working again, the slurping machine is working, all right. Can

625
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: I get the two labors and like a totally thing?

626
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: Oh you want me to do it for you? Yeah,

627
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: you're not a regular Okay, Well I will. Like I said,

628
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: the little one is, I've got my concerns. You know,

629
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: he's not the brightest kid, and he likes to play

630
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: with mud, and I don't understand the point of having three.

631
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: My wife is the one who wanted to swirl. Thank you,

632
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 1: thank you for that. I appreciate it. Well, once the

633
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: children are out there, people in the world and everyone's

634
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: on their own path, and I'm sure you're providing as

635
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: you can appreciate that. Are you new in town? A dude,

636
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: She's not going to go out with you. You know what, Harriet,

637
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 1: that's not Why do you judge everyone that's in lie

638
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: in front of you? Because because you're waiting really long time.

639
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 1: All right, I'll wrap it up, so thank you how much?

640
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: What's the what's your damage? That's Harry, by the way,

641
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: she lives four doors down from very loud, very loud,

642
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: very obnoxious family, the whole family. Pet's quite frankly, I'll

643
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: make my own judgment on Harriet. Just give me a

644
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: little heads up. Thank you again very much. You're welcome.

645
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: Don't drink too fast you get brain freeze. Oh oh

646
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: my god. Sorry, sorry, you have to deal with this stuff.

647
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: That's that's okay. Yeah, So, um, what are you up

648
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: to tonight? Oh? I'm working here and then you know

649
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: I'm packing. Are just standing immediately behind the woman's order? Okay?

650
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So, like I have these tickets to this concert?

651
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 1: Heard of John Lynchon? Ever heard of John Lyncheon John Lynchon?

652
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: I haven't John Lynchon. Uh, he's a really good singer. Um,

653
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: and I would like to take you if you're interested, Harriet. Yeah,

654
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I'm new here, but I don't

655
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm supposed to fraternize with customers. Sure, yeah, totally, no,

656
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: I totally get it. I just thought, you know, you

657
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 1: just wanted to be treated nicely for once. Yes, And

658
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: I appreciated you standing up for me when all those kids. Okay,

659
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,479
Speaker 1: just spilling today. I have an idea. I'll just stand

660
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: in the corner for your shift, and anytime somebody gives

661
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: you a hard time, I'll yell at them. You know

662
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: that's an idea, But I'm I think you don't need to.

663
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 1: We have security cameras and my manager is the slushy

664
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: machine needs to be fixed. We've got a guy for that,

665
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: me too, I'm the guy. Excuse me. You guys are

666
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 1: in line right. I was here earlier. I just need

667
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,720
Speaker 1: to really quick adjust my order. So what are you

668
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: getting here? What can I write? I'm going to get

669
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: some of these eminem's. Okay, are you sweating? Um? No,

670
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm not sweating. Sweat um Okay, delice. I'm gonna just

671
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: be standing right over here. Let me know if you

672
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 1: need anything. Okay, you can go. Let's have a safe word.

673
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 1: Love stop, love stop. Okay, I'll see it in a minute.

674
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: Excuse me, d D. It's really quick. I just realized

675
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: I forgot okay, I forgot lubricant and it's probably going

676
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: to be important to have that. So if I could

677
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: just get that really quick, and there's a line the

678
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 1: lubricated contoms. But that's not the way the line works.

679
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: So if I like by coming back in your kind

680
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: of you know, upsetting the line culture, and I have

681
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: to deal with the rest of these people. I don't

682
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: want them to be mad. Doing great, Harriet, I got this.

683
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: I'll just stand over here in this corner until the

684
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: line's gone. Try lubricating your partner with words. WHOA okay? Um,

685
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: I like to make a return. Please be my first

686
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: return of Denny. I hope I've find to write buttons.

687
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure you can't. I want to return these chili

688
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: cheese fritos, which I had a couple of but they

689
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: were not good. And I want to return this Mocha

690
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: Starbucks Preppucchino thing I had a couple of SIPs but

691
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: it wasn't very good. And then what else do I

692
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: have here? And then it's back of mints here? Did

693
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: you just pull those out of the trash can out front? Yes?

694
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: Are you okay? No? I think I can't pay you

695
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: for the trash out front, But um, I have a

696
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 1: snack bar in my bag if you want a protein bar.

697
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 1: I think I think maybe just this interaction and will

698
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: be payment enough. Oh I'm not doing great, and um

699
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: here you go. It's peanut butter. I'm not I don't.

700
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat. I this one to see

701
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: you in touch. No no, no, no, no no. I

702
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: just meant like human interaction, human human right here, baby,

703
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:33,439
Speaker 1: excuse me, sir, Please back away from delice. Okay, all right,

704
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: I have a slushy in my hand. I'm not afraid

705
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,439
Speaker 1: to use it. I don't want any problems. I guess

706
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: I'll just walking over to the bridge. Then I was

707
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: having out go to the bridge, jump off the bridge, don't.

708
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't want any part of what

709
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: just happened. But maybe go call someone, you know, I

710
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,720
Speaker 1: don't have anyone. You know what I'll do. I'll wait.

711
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 1: I'll wait over here in the corner and one of

712
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: these corners until, of course, okay, I go to this

713
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: one over here. Are you here, sir? I won't be long,

714
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 1: looks as soon as this guy's done, I'm gonna okay,

715
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: and I won't be long for this world. Really don't

716
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: think about it than you manipulative Okay, okay, I can't.

717
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: Can I finish the chips that I found in the

718
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: trash if you can eat the trash, okay, thank you.

719
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: I just want to get this Parnel clippers, great choice,

720
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: and large bag of hint of lime tostito. And this

721
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:30,919
Speaker 1: fishing video fisherman. Huh no, don't just like to watch

722
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 1: fishing videos. Some of these novelty bumper stickers. Wow, big

723
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: spender issue of in Style, A pack of bud Light. Okay,

724
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: this afro pick. You got a party later. I'm having

725
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: a party and you can tell all their party year here.

726
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: Um single use Adville yeah, just the one does, just

727
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: the one? Yeah? Okay, we're at fifty four dollars an alright,

728
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: let's see. Hey, Delice, I don't mean to interrupt, but

729
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: I kind of sent some chemistry here, so I don't know. Oh,

730
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm not sensing any chemistry here. Okay, okay, cool, I'm

731
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 1: not sensing any chemistry here. Just do work, all right, okay,

732
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: cool cool. I'm getting extra large outrageous okay, king size?

733
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: Are you going to get a king size outrageous? Yeah?

734
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: And uh three bags of ice okay you you just

735
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: picked that up on your wrap. Okay? Great? All right,

736
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:38,439
Speaker 1: um right, do we have a number we're trying to reach.

737
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm not sure you could get to eighty if you

738
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: just look at that guy. He's like he's he's he's made,

739
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: he's made good choices in his life. He's kind of

740
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: got set. That's John Lichen, the singer. Yeah, you don't

741
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: recognize him. I would, I guess if I listened to

742
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: his voice, But that's not he'd looks that doesn't. Let's

743
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: do not look like a famous singer to me. I mean,

744
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: he's definitely got a voice of a singer. Let's do

745
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: eighteen scratch off tickets that I was just going to suggest.

746
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: Scratch Yeah, but you know what, what if we don't

747
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: do eighteen, I give you some of the five dollar

748
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: ones in there, Okay, and it's is that Okay, that's good. Okay.

749
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be exactly because it has to

750
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: be over eight got it, don't understand, but got it?

751
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,919
Speaker 1: Here you go, Dad, Sometimes I feel like you don't

752
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: really like me that much. What's your point? Yeah? I

753
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: guess that's the point. It just feel like, you know,

754
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: what what am I giving off? What am I? What's

755
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: what's happening that you're feeling this one? Well, like my

756
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: arm's broken and you said just go fix it, right

757
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: and I don't know. That just makes me feel like

758
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: maybe you don't like me that much because I'm atinely

759
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: going to be proactive in your own life. Hey, Dad,

760
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 1: thank you for coming to the big game today. You're

761
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: the best. I love the poster you made me. Love you,

762
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: I love you. You're my favorite darling. Way you just

763
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: literally said she was your faith, and I've never heard

764
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: that word from your mouth before in reference to me,

765
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: because I'm your least faith. Thank you now about that

766
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: arm sarah Um, I understand you want me out of

767
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 1: the house. I just don't have anywhere to go. Well,

768
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: I honestly, I am not in charge of what you

769
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 1: do with your life. Well, I always say that because

770
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: you haven't changed, and I'm going to keep saying it

771
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: until there is a change. I guess I just had

772
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: to wander the streets. I hope I don't end up

773
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: at the bridge. Oh, don't close the bridge, don't go

774
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: to the bridge, just get a chop. I'm just gonna

775
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: keep walking, and I hope I don't end up at

776
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: the bridge. Be the change that I want to see

777
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: in my house. I'm going for a walk complete. Why

778
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: don't you just go to the seven eleven and get

779
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: me get some get some snack food. Come back, we'll

780
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: talk toge. Don't go to the Uh sorry to interrupt you, delish,

781
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: but oh, I you're gonna go see Yeah, I got

782
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: tickets for your show. Man. Harry's going to see your

783
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: show tonight. Oh awesome. You're big Lynch fan, big fan. Yeah.

784
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: I have all your albums, so I've got two of them.

785
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: Oh magic yeahs um wow. I just like this is

786
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: so crazy. Like you were up here and you were, like,

787
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,879
Speaker 1: you know, driving with this guy, and I was like, whoa,

788
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: there's some some something going on here. We weren't, but

789
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: you were jibing. Yeah, maybe we're I don't know. I'm

790
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: just saying I wouldn't be upset. Okay, Okay, Harriet, you

791
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: don't own me, Okay, John, all right, but I'll still

792
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: be over here and listen here, John, we have your

793
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: mother and father tied up in a room and we're

794
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: going to be terrible things to them unless you follow

795
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: these specific instructions. We need you to wire us two

796
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars right now to this account. Thousand dollars. Okay,

797
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: that's done. Okay, I'm a wealthy recording art. Okay, just relax,

798
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the other stuff. He said yes to

799
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: quick nas. Okay, that's fine, okay, terrific. Now we also

800
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: need you to tonight at your concert. You need to

801
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: shout us out, to call us um names all right, yeah, Jake,

802
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: Jacken Giles, right like those aliases. No real name we want.

803
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: I'll give you a shout out. Okay. Good. And lastly, lastly, Laslie, Uh,

804
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: you should make sure that he only spends exactly eighty

805
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: dollars an you're crazy or or will kill his parents exactly.

806
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 1: This is good, This is okay. Let's not be crazy.

807
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: It's hard to get exactly eighty. Let's say at least eight,

808
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: at least alright, Okay, that that can be done. I

809
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: can't be in My name is not in the title

810
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: of the thing. Just Jake and right, Okay, you want

811
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 1: to shout out, alright, find Jake, Jake Giles and Samantha

812
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 1: and sam that's right, Um. I had a great time tonight,

813
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: thanks so much. Oh nope, let's just you know what

814
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: I do. I go on dates and afterwards afterwards we

815
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: hang out my apartment. What's this and I have this

816
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:13,959
Speaker 1: box of condoms? Oh? Well, that's that's cool. That's good.

817
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: Good to see the use protection. Um well, I didn't

818
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: get any loop because I figured what I figured. I

819
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 1: used work, guys, any pizza. I said that I was

820
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: using tonight's apartment for date night. I'm using tonight's apartment live.

821
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: I live in this apartment having a date Luke, I

822
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: live in this apartment making pizza from scratch. I'm making

823
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: it from scratch. I know how to throw the dough

824
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: up in the air and make it kind of wabble

825
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: like a weird frisbee, and then catch it and then

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Speaker 1: do it again. Something smells really good. It's the pizza,

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00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 1: or it could be the sauce, which I'm also making.

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Speaker 1: Madam President, um as you know you your life is

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Speaker 1: in danger, so we are going to put you in

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Speaker 1: a damn what's it called? Who are you? Guys? Is

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Speaker 1: this realizing? You up to this? You're inder? Why are

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00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: you laughing? If I'm in danger? Why are we in

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00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 1: the safe rule? Danny? Why are we in the safe rule? President?

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00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm losing it. Okay, it's been a stressful two weeks.

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00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: People are trying to kill you on the daily. We

836
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: need to send you to a small town. You need

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Speaker 1: to don a new identity. What's the thing I'm looking for?

838
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: Witness protection? Thank you? Take some vitamins. Well, don't judge me. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Where am I going to this small town on this map? Larkesville? Bye? Okay,

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00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: So so we're above eighty so we're good. Okay, we

841
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: should be absolutely frank, Thank you so much. You look familiar.

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00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 1: I have black hair, so I guess so anyway, lots

843
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: of people do, but probably the person thinking of that

844
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Speaker 1: I remind you of doesn't have black hair, so we

845
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: couldn't be the same. And I wear glasses. Look, I

846
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: just want you to know how much I appreciate your help.

847
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Speaker 1: You have no idea how much it helped figuring out

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Speaker 1: how to get me over eighty and purchases. Thank the scratchers. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I just want to say I want I want to

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Speaker 1: tell you how much you've helped me. My time being

851
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 1: here meant I wasn't at the bridge, and I'm starting

852
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: to feel a little better. So thanks, You're welcome. I

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00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: just want to say thank you for not saying you

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Speaker 1: go out with me right away. Thank you for making

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Speaker 1: me work for it. We're not going to go out

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Speaker 1: here yet, Okay. But like, I just know, if I

857
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 1: stick it out like it's gonna it's a done deal.

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Speaker 1: Mr Lyncheny, are you all right, I'm okay in the

859
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: cooler right out front. Do you need this receipt? Yes, yes, receipt?

860
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Speaker 1: Here you go good. Let's ye. And you're having a

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Speaker 1: party tonight. Oh and a show, a show and a party.

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Speaker 1: Is this your green room swag? Yeah? That's right. Yeah,

863
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: we all watch a fishing video. Excuse me, deals make

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Speaker 1: a return. I did not open these condoms and I

865
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 1: just could use my fifteen bucks back. Oh um, I'm sorry,

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00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: I got the receipt. It's it's okay. I'm sorry it

867
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Speaker 1: didn't work out for me too. It's not a big deal.

868
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: It's probably gonna happen next week. Luke, Luke this pizza,

869
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: I've got the eperonial nibbles. We just decided that we

870
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: would do it unprotected so that can be fun and

871
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: then safe. Oh god, it was a lot of fun. Um. Well,

872
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: here's your money and if you need you the new

873
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: cash here, I got delivery. These are new condoms. When

874
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,800
Speaker 1: they got lubricant on the inside. Are you want me

875
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: to put them? Um? I guess just back stage here Okay,

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00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 1: wait a second, Harriet. I don't think that that's too

877
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: convenient that guy would know about these condoms. I think

878
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: he's here to put Delish in danger for some reason.

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00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh man, Okay, I got this. Also, I got it too,

880
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: because I don't give a shit if I lose my

881
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 1: life or not. We just jump off a bridge already,

882
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Okay, you want to come out of the

883
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: truck for just for a second. I've never done an Delici.

884
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow you outside. Okay, Harriet, I'm here for you.

885
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: It's just a regular lubricated condom delivery, guys. Rubber was

886
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,959
Speaker 1: in the inside of the condom, which means it would

887
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: just fall off. Also, how we were just talking about

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00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 1: that unless he had some kind of alright, this one's

889
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 1: going out to Jake and Jiles and also for our

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00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: president who has been missing for the past two weeks. Sorry,

891
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: I didn't say your name. Say I'm sorry. I didn't

892
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 1: say I want to make love to you with no condom.

893
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: That's his opening number. By the way, That is not

894
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: an encore. That is his first song. Oh man, how

895
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Speaker 1: do we say his name again? John? Yeah, it was

896
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: more than Jay. Oh Thank you all so very very much,

897
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: keep rotting to us at your name here at alchemy

898
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: this dot com. Want to thank our engineer the Stars,

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Speaker 1: Doug Baine, Doug Baine, Sophie Lecterman, our producer the Heart

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Speaker 1: Radio Network, Raphael ble Um, your name here at alchemy

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Speaker 1: this dot com. A subscribe ritter review dropping two episodes

902
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Speaker 1: a week. Hope you're enjoying that. Let's go around and

903
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: thank our alchemists please. Chris Alvarado, thank you, you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Great to have you here. It's always but that's a ragling.

905
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Speaker 1: Thank you so very much for joining us. Thank you

906
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 1: so much for having me and uh, what have we got?

907
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski, You're welcome. Jen it's been my pleasure. And

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Speaker 1: Carla Kakowski thank me. We'll give me thanks folks again

909
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Speaker 1: at Joey Grey couldn't join us today and until next time.

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Speaker 1: I