Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellancamp and camera jeedge.
Speaker 2: Ho ho ho. Who going a hoe? Bitch?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: You a hoe too?
Speaker 4: While the twatz that it kind of fits the twas.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, all right, we are here with a holiday special.
Speaker 4: We are reviewing.
Speaker 5: Some of the Housewife's products.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm so bummed because I forgot to bring my
Speaker 1: Melissa Gorga Sprinkle cookies.
Speaker 4: How'd you forget?
Speaker 2: I forgot it, you know, Teddy. It takes me two
Speaker 2: hours to get here to.
Speaker 1: La and I had so many other things and I
Speaker 1: just forgotten.
Speaker 5: But let me just tell you. They are so good.
Speaker 5: They are about that thick, they are soft, they're cake like.
Speaker 1: They taste amazing, almost like a like a.
Speaker 5: You know, buttercake, Yes, kind of like that. It's very
Speaker 5: very good.
Speaker 4: What's the price point on that one?
Speaker 1: I think they're thirty dollars and you get twelve of
Speaker 1: them and they come very nicely packaged. There's a little
Speaker 1: magnetic thing that opens up. There's little slots where four
Speaker 1: different slots where the cookies go. I recommend, highly recommend them.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't appreciate you not bringing them, because how
Speaker 4: are we supposed to follow up Harry's sauce with the
Speaker 4: dessert tree.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have Harry's sauce here. Okay, Harry's famous
Speaker 1: sauce Rosemary red vine. Now I am going to be
Speaker 1: honest and let you know I'm not a fan of
Speaker 1: Rosemary in general, in general and especially in bread.
Speaker 5: I cannot really I like rosemary.
Speaker 2: You like Rosemary? Okay, Well, here we have it. I
Speaker 2: can't even.
Speaker 4: Ummy and dummy. I would probably add meat sauce, some cheese,
Speaker 4: and a little parmesan.
Speaker 2: So it's seventy calories.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where you get this at though,
Speaker 1: gluten free, vegetarian, no added salt, keto friendly.
Speaker 4: I gets healthy. Yeah. Well, I can say for sure
Speaker 4: that I've had Harry sauce in the flow.
Speaker 2: Don't ever say that again.
Speaker 5: What I have had Harry Harry sauce in the flesh.
Speaker 4: I have had Harry sauce in the flow.
Speaker 1: We raised to raise delete really he's no, he's made
Speaker 1: it for us at the house.
Speaker 5: I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it in the flesh sauce
Speaker 4: in the flush either way.
Speaker 1: So you can get this at Harry's famous dot com.
Speaker 1: You can go ahead and log on and order some
Speaker 1: of Harry's famous sauce.
Speaker 5: Teddy's had his famous sauces in person.
Speaker 4: In the flesh. In the flesh, I'm going to wash
Speaker 4: it down with some real cocoa.
Speaker 2: Now, this is crystals, the crystals.
Speaker 4: I think it's good.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 4: It's good. Crystal has actually made me an alcoholic beverage
Speaker 4: with this before, and it was really good.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: That we're crunches your thirst because coconut water is so
Speaker 1: it's organic, pure coconut water, fat free, gluten free.
Speaker 4: Let's see the electro light.
Speaker 2: There's nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any sugars in it, is there?
Speaker 1: I mean it's thirty five calories per serving.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: There's two servings in one, so yep, we like it.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure where you purchase.
Speaker 4: Enjoyed Real Coco.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if they have it in stores, but I.
Speaker 4: Think they have it at Costco. I think so. I
Speaker 4: may have made that up, but I'm pretty sure she
Speaker 4: told me that.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is one of my absolute favorites. I talk
Speaker 1: about it all the time, Lisa Renna's lip kit. It's
Speaker 1: a great stocking stuffer. You can go on to your
Speaker 1: website and purchase this.
Speaker 5: Oh god, this scares me.
Speaker 4: Hold on this long on, It's only hurt for a minute.
Speaker 4: Should I give you an overline? God?
Speaker 2: If I can't wait to list see what this looks like?
Speaker 4: Looks good? Okay.
Speaker 5: The one thing that I really love about Lisa's this.
Speaker 4: Is what I'm going to start doing to keep you
Speaker 4: from talking. And there's one more three three piece set
Speaker 4: and they have a lot of different colors. I talk
Speaker 4: about this a lot on my social media because I
Speaker 4: really like this product. Let's see tom No, you got it.
Speaker 4: This is your first time getting my makeup?
Speaker 2: Girl, Chelsea tells me not to do that.
Speaker 4: Well, I need you to do it because I don't
Speaker 4: have a steady hand and your lips are chapped. I've
Speaker 4: been wanting to pick this piece of skin for like
Speaker 4: an hour. Just do it.
Speaker 2: Lisa run a lip kit.
Speaker 1: I am obsessed, have been obsessed. She sends me her products.
Speaker 1: The one thing because I do have dry skin and
Speaker 1: dry lips. It goes on so nice. Like some of
Speaker 1: the mac ones and stuff, I'm like like trying to
Speaker 1: rip it through my skin. This goes on very smooth,
Speaker 1: and it's a great little This is a great stuff.
Speaker 4: It's a perfect stocking stuff.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: We've got the ion view.
Speaker 2: Now I did not get this.
Speaker 5: She she tried to send it to me, but you
Speaker 5: need to sign for it, and I was not home
Speaker 5: and I got sent back.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll be taking this one.
Speaker 4: Thank you. The mirror says, she's the moment.
Speaker 2: She is the moment.
Speaker 4: She's the moment.
Speaker 2: Would you like some silver?
Speaker 4: I would just like a little let's Oh wow, that
Speaker 4: actually really good? Oh that is pretty?
Speaker 5: Got a match that's actually really pretty.
Speaker 4: This is really pretty. And there's I like that. There's
Speaker 4: some neutrals. But then you can all send Yeah. She
Speaker 4: also has eyelashes. I know because I've used them before.
Speaker 4: But I forgot to bring that.
Speaker 5: Send us more and you purchase this where dot.
Speaker 4: Com, ion Beauty dot com. Okay, by Tony Mo.
Speaker 3: Remember she was part of the remember when they had
Speaker 3: the party. Well we got to get into this is
Speaker 3: this Karen Hugar's candle.
Speaker 2: It actually smells really good.
Speaker 4: It does smell really good. It actually smells like it's
Speaker 4: gonna go.
Speaker 2: I already have when it's over there.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, leadam Fragrance dot com nice seed candle, smells
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 2: It's got a cute little bow on it. I give
Speaker 2: it a ten.
Speaker 3: Like it.
Speaker 1: Now, I am actually I'm going to go right here
Speaker 1: into this I am wearing. Are you I am seeing
Speaker 1: a model right here?
Speaker 4: I have She's like Stacy from Potomac. Now hold on,
Speaker 4: we need to zip.
Speaker 1: This, okay, So I am modeling, leave me alone. I
Speaker 1: am modeling Heather Debro's.
Speaker 2: Jackets leather jacket I wore.
Speaker 5: I believe I wore this in the fashion show when
Speaker 5: we were in Sonoma.
Speaker 2: And it's uh, Susan Bender and Heather.
Speaker 5: De Bro they did a collab and this is a
Speaker 5: jacket and this is the white shirt that we wore.
Speaker 2: Very nice. It's got stretched to it, which I like.
Speaker 5: And if you hold it up, teddy, it's got like structure.
Speaker 4: So there's like so it looks cute. It looks cute
Speaker 4: like the little.
Speaker 2: Pavel darts and stuff like that. So it's really cute.
Speaker 4: And since Heather didn't send me one, I'll just.
Speaker 2: Be cute and you can have that one.
Speaker 4: I think I have one at home perfect.
Speaker 2: But yes, love that as well.
Speaker 4: In this jacket, Phil, I know, it's really soft, it's
Speaker 4: very buttery. Yes, it's very that's just the.
Speaker 1: One that Cynthia was wearing her photo shoot that Heather
Speaker 1: did Heather, and Heather.
Speaker 2: Didn't even like it. Oh but she did.
Speaker 4: But then she reposted she may got a lot of like,
Speaker 4: let's see these bath bombs. So not to be confused,
Speaker 4: these bath bombs are Whitney Rose, not Meredith.
Speaker 2: And they smell like rose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly like Rose smells just like ros.
Speaker 2: There's no bathtip here so we can drop it in.
Speaker 2: But this is what it looks like.
Speaker 4: It's cute. It's cute, and clearly it's been around for
Speaker 4: some time. So all the allegations that she was coming
Speaker 4: after merediths like wild.
Speaker 5: It's called wild Rose, so I would go on wild
Speaker 5: rose dot com.
Speaker 4: I wonder if all the flavors.
Speaker 2: Are rose flavors.
Speaker 4: That isn't that sense flavor?
Speaker 5: You don't eat it, you can eat, you can eat.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: Well, we had some other products that we wanted to
Speaker 1: show you the best for last. These are candies, vibrating panties. Oh,
Speaker 1: you stick the vibrator right in here, you stick the
Speaker 1: vibrator inside the panty liner here.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna have to do this outside of the pants.
Speaker 2: I feel like I think there's a remote.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, can we be in charge of each other's
Speaker 4: Oh my god, So what do you do? You put this?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 2: Well, you got to put your thing in there.
Speaker 4: I know what I'm I like to do it after
Speaker 4: the fact, right, hold on? Which way do you think?
Speaker 4: Which one's the remote? Which one goes in your privates?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: This goes up? Yes? Hold on this direction?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, it's on. Oh okay, there's no batteries
Speaker 5: in it.
Speaker 4: Well, Candy, we're trying. Well, it's in sexual harassment?
Speaker 2: Is this sexual harassment in the workplace?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 4: Because we can't get it to turn on?
Speaker 2: We didn't charge the batteries enough.
Speaker 4: We hate to be the bearer of bad news. This
Speaker 4: is what it looks like, which one would be slightly
Speaker 4: concerned that I have a dinger all of a sudden, but.
Speaker 2: We can't actually fully review the product.
Speaker 4: Because we forgot to charge it. This really sums up
Speaker 4: our life.
Speaker 3: But you know what, well, it's a great concept though
Speaker 3: it is, but I don't like you holding my remote.
Speaker 1: Here we go, So this is what it looks like.
Speaker 1: And Teddy were wondering just to go in this way
Speaker 1: or this way. It depends on what hole you want
Speaker 1: to vibrate. But I would say, well, maybe we need
Speaker 1: to turn them on. I thought that there yeah, oh
Speaker 1: hold on, nobody, it was on, but then it went off.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go, okay, every time you hit it.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm gonna take these off right now
Speaker 1: before I get into a sexual harassment buzz I have
Speaker 1: give me, give.
Speaker 4: Me the remote.
Speaker 5: You probably need this way more than me right now.
Speaker 4: Well, nothing's happening.
Speaker 5: Mine is mine's.
Speaker 2: Well, that is that is pretty cool.
Speaker 4: This is pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna leave these with you.
Speaker 4: Great, I'll take that. I love more than leftover camera's
Speaker 4: sex toys. Happy holidays to me. Holidays the gift that
Speaker 4: keeps on giving. I am.
Speaker 2: I'll take the the lip kit.
Speaker 4: You can also use this here. Oh it's a face vibrator.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 2: You can't even you can't even.
Speaker 4: Turn on a vibrator.
Speaker 2: Jesus teddy.
Speaker 4: I have my own set of issues. Guys. Well, happy holidays.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, if you want us to reduce product our way,
Speaker 1: we've been more than happy to Yeah, we'll be thrilled
Speaker 1: to
Speaker 4: Mm hm