WEBVTT - Churches ChicKKKen (with Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar)

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta stay in the house blaxbox all day, otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get by.

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<v Speaker 2>Not are you touching the controller?

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<v Speaker 3>Because well now you now you not electricity.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that's how we got the first blacks fighter.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, right, you think Miles Morales was the first, No,

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<v Speaker 4>it was it was Anthrony Jenkins.

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<v Speaker 2>Was ampne.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was on house arrest, so it was really

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<v Speaker 1>only four blocks in Chicago affected by his crime fighting.

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<v Speaker 5>He was just circling one building being like, I'll beat

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<v Speaker 5>your ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll beat your ass. Nigga, leave that lady alone.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll beat your ass. And your.

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<v Speaker 3>Bears are racist. The money.

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<v Speaker 6>Turny stuff, I can't tell me, give me a to

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<v Speaker 6>give me a beep beep, Mama told me.

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<v Speaker 3>The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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<v Speaker 3>of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 1>And we work to prove the fact that black black

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<v Speaker 1>people have questionable tastes and alcohol is because our taste

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<v Speaker 1>in regular food is so damn high. Our food is delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know how to drink that poison. I would

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<v Speaker 1>drink straight whiskey if my mom made to the cats

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<v Speaker 1>roll as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I am David for I'm like Saint Carmen, and I

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<v Speaker 3>see where you're going. That feels has some legitimacy to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels right, It feels.

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<v Speaker 3>Right like we we just know quality too much that

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<v Speaker 3>this sort of like intentional poison all tastes the same things.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't. You can't. You can't fix it up or

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<v Speaker 1>put enough purple on it to make us love it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I love color and black people do. Got to

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<v Speaker 3>get back to drinking purple drinks. I feel like we're

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<v Speaker 3>not even a purple.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>We're letting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's we're not drinking nouveau anymore, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, come on, was crazy, It was wild.

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<v Speaker 1>I was confused.

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<v Speaker 3>We were drinking hypnotic and and I forgot that amber.

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<v Speaker 3>You you end every evening with a tall glass.

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<v Speaker 2>With the margarita.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm talking about. We need to go back

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<v Speaker 1>to coach. All the alisays I remember remember, Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'll never forget.

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<v Speaker 2>He was my best friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you are already hearing at least one of our

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<v Speaker 3>guests today lazy. You didn't. You didn't have a lot

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<v Speaker 3>to say about the hypnotic alosa.

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<v Speaker 2>I just started drinking two days ago. I'm just oh, now,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have my first drink till I was thirty three.

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<v Speaker 3>This writer strike really hits you hard. Huh, this is uh,

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<v Speaker 3>you're really starting to feel it. Early on.

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<v Speaker 2>I got my wine in my Darth Vader mug, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. You immediately passed all the stages and

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<v Speaker 1>you're just like, now, I drink it in a mug

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<v Speaker 1>in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Them fancy glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, no, no, that's usually not a day two discovery.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't Yeah, they're going crazy. But our guests

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<v Speaker 3>today they're they're so funny, they're so talented. We're happy

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<v Speaker 3>to have them. You know them from their brand new podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show. You also

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<v Speaker 3>know them from their book You'll never Believe what happened

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<v Speaker 3>to Lacey, Crazy stories about racism. They they are so funny,

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<v Speaker 3>so talented. Give it up for Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck yeah. Normally we would have a drop there and.

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<v Speaker 2>Enter the room from now on.

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<v Speaker 3>Now what I would love is alone of ladies. You

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<v Speaker 3>came to us what they conspiracy theory that that that

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<v Speaker 3>frankly I thought we had covered and and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>mean that in a in a derogatory mean way. But

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<v Speaker 3>but on this show, we've accused quite a few companies

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<v Speaker 3>of belonging to the KKK. This is not it's not

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<v Speaker 3>not a thing that has sort of come up. But

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<v Speaker 3>I was surprised once we did the actual research that

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<v Speaker 3>we haven't talked about this specific company. But you said,

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<v Speaker 3>my mama told me.

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<v Speaker 7>Church's Chicken is secretly owned by the KKK.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, tell us everything.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>That the KKK back there.

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<v Speaker 1>Close slin just.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit of whatever to make black men's garrel.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows that.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so that conspiracy has two parts. One that KKK

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<v Speaker 2>owns Church Chicken frankly good was delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>And then oh wait, wait, wait wait, No, we don't

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<v Speaker 3>get to speed past you going hard for churches.

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<v Speaker 1>Chickens nor flowers.

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<v Speaker 2>Amber tell them where we are from. We're from Omaha, Nebraska.

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<v Speaker 2>We can walk to the churches. Okay, you think we

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<v Speaker 2>got chicken shack and Omaha, we don't need anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We had churches. We were thrilled to have it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, this is making way more sense.

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<v Speaker 1>It was born, It was born out of necessity, as

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<v Speaker 1>opposed to Yeah, because you know what I like, you know, Omaha,

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<v Speaker 1>I like I like California Tacos out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, you've made a fool of yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Here with us.

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<v Speaker 2>You're feeling about later nobody come to Omaha for California tacos.

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<v Speaker 1>It's I like, good, they got good.

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<v Speaker 4>You really thought they were gonna like, you know, rally

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<v Speaker 4>that bad boy back.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping to hit it off with some local

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<v Speaker 1>local talk.

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<v Speaker 3>They were like, man, this guy's cool. He just gets

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<v Speaker 3>it and turns. They gave you fucking nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Players fuck up.

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<v Speaker 3>And women this pimps too. Now, So I think that

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<v Speaker 3>makes a lot more sense that this is this is

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<v Speaker 3>a move of necessity to be passionate about Church's chicken

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<v Speaker 3>rather than than one of like I sought this out.

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<v Speaker 3>They are better than the competition.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I don't know that there was even a

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<v Speaker 2>KFC around. It was churches. End of list.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you guys, Did you guys have safe Chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>We did have Safeway, we did have a safe wed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm five years older than Amber, but yeah, we had

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<v Speaker 2>safe Way, hinkydinky, all of that. But no, it was

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<v Speaker 2>churches because that was just something new you could drive through. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you either ate your chicken at home, your mama made

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<v Speaker 2>the chicken, or you went you went out and got

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<v Speaker 2>that chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so Amber you were you were continuing, you

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<v Speaker 3>were saying there was a second part of this conspiracy

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<v Speaker 3>beyond just churches being owned by the KKK that I

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<v Speaker 3>believe you were getting into the sterility of it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that church's chicken, because it was owned by the KKK,

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<v Speaker 2>was putting something in their chicken that sterilized black men.

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<v Speaker 2>Now why did the conspiracy fall this way?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you deal with that? Come back to like us

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<v Speaker 1>being sterilized? It's like at this point, it's literally one

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<v Speaker 1>out of three. Yeah, well, if you check the numbers,

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<v Speaker 1>it always comes back to like and then the men's

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<v Speaker 1>half bad nut.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the men's nut is being tainted. The men are

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<v Speaker 3>losing their nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always men's nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's funny because it's black women who were literally

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<v Speaker 2>sterilized the government hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>No, for sure, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Three does after your ship?

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<v Speaker 1>I smell a conspiracy on top of a conspiracy right now? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>It is worth noting that literally the the birth of

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<v Speaker 3>gynecology was born off of sterilized black women, and we're like, man,

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<v Speaker 3>they really have to get there.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't go anywhere. I can't go.

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<v Speaker 8>I can't buy a you can't buy a sona sit

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<v Speaker 8>on an electrical box. Nuts are at risk.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So so let's talk about this conspiracy. It sounds

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<v Speaker 3>lacy like you are immediately on board with this theory

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<v Speaker 3>that churches is doing this to the black men's nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not at I mean when you're younger, that was

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<v Speaker 2>like a millionaires you you were, you were in line

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<v Speaker 2>with everybody else. Yeah, you were like, this is absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>do and small note Amber nooses about me. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>take my black car right here, right now. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>a big chicken eater.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still not.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. No, so I would fake eat chicken in

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<v Speaker 2>front of black people because you ain't gonna talk about me.

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<v Speaker 2>I be this ticket is good.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just don't care. It's the oil. It's got

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<v Speaker 2>a whisper. I don't care about fried chicken. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>listeners hear and all hate mail to Amber something about this?

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine because I believe in the power of God's bird.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about just like a roasted chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care about the chicken.

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<v Speaker 8>What about like if I get a souv and then

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<v Speaker 8>I get I got a souvie, I got a sou

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<v Speaker 8>Now you got some chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a suv that's gonna change my life. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>how about this, I asked you a question. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>taste like chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>That's literally my favorite part of it about it? What

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<v Speaker 1>about not even thighs, not even like a with the

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<v Speaker 1>chrispy thighs in the oven roast.

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<v Speaker 2>No boobs, no thighs, nothing. No, I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's let's unpack this a little bit better. The

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<v Speaker 3>conspiracy state you're not a vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not. I will bite you right now if you

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<v Speaker 2>stuck on the island Langston, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Say the reason to feel a love again.

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<v Speaker 2>So look, listen, don't get stuck with me somewhere because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going whatever around.

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<v Speaker 1>And someone also that someone would also eat lengthy first.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate this statement.

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<v Speaker 3>What's writing guys, because I'll be real, I'm honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I thank you for dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was worried about too. But I'm dessert

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<v Speaker 1>it's heavily season two.

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<v Speaker 2>So where did this go?

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<v Speaker 3>So you are not a vegetar? All this is going

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<v Speaker 3>exactly where the show goes afterword, no doubt, absolutely so,

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<v Speaker 3>So your go to meat would would be what steaks?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't, okay, David, don't tell me what to do?

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<v Speaker 2>To tell you? All right, I'm sorry. I get passion

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<v Speaker 2>about don't what to do?

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<v Speaker 1>David?

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<v Speaker 3>I work out?

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<v Speaker 2>What's my favorite? I work out?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Lacey is a bodybuilder dot competition? Absolutely not,

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<v Speaker 2>because they push for you to eat tons of chicken

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<v Speaker 2>when you're training.

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<v Speaker 3>First chickens like a leaner meat, right and perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody is sitting there after their workout eating these chicken breasts,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like God, and I think that made it

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<v Speaker 2>even worse for me doing so many shows, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>like the go to chicken. I mean, I will eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to eat it, but I will. So

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<v Speaker 2>I've I've odd on the chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>And so even with that, because this is fascinating now

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<v Speaker 3>you're not a chicken person, but it sounds like you

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<v Speaker 3>still aren't willing to buy into this specific conspiracy that

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<v Speaker 3>tainted I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not buy into that. I do not buy that,

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<v Speaker 2>and what Popeye is bought Churches fried Chicken. So now

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<v Speaker 2>it's Popeyes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is Popeyes now, and they're they're offshooting, and

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<v Speaker 3>we will talk a bit about this morning the research.

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<v Speaker 3>Their offshoot is Texas Fried Chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they change, no, but I feel now I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like it might be the KKK. Never mind, I'm back

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<v Speaker 2>on the train.

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<v Speaker 3>Fried Chicken. Churches has become.

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<v Speaker 1>Of all the states that I would want, I would write,

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<v Speaker 1>would Texas is a barbecue place?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying they don't fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm mad man, Amber, Where do you fall in this?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you similar? Are you with your sister in this?

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<v Speaker 3>Or are you where are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I do not believe this conspiracy. I certainly see how like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>them poisoning chicken to sterilize black men, Okay, I think

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<v Speaker 2>that is very, very far the KKK owning something that

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<v Speaker 2>profited off of black people that you know, although it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't sterilizing them, was bad for their health. That's got legs, legs,

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<v Speaker 2>which that is the best part. If I do have

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<v Speaker 2>to eat anything, it is the chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, let's start there.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby, Like I feel like y'all just reach it across

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<v Speaker 3>the aisle like a Republicans and Democrats.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like that blood.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, Wow, you're you're c now and next time

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<v Speaker 3>we'll make sure to add that to the credits when

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<v Speaker 3>we said that blue rag. Uh So, so you all

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<v Speaker 3>are not boughty to this. When did you first hear it?

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<v Speaker 3>Or from whme? Did you first hear this conspiracy theory?

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<v Speaker 2>When Churches Fried Chicken rolled up in Omaha, which had

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<v Speaker 2>to be in the eighties sometime, right, yeah, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And you said it was just the one, it was

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<v Speaker 1>just one church.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there was a second one. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>there was a second one.

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<v Speaker 3>You said that like a like a second shooter.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost didn't churches just come back to Omaha. It's been

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<v Speaker 2>gone for years and years and years. I think it

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<v Speaker 2>just came back, and people are cracking up about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Where hold on, look, everybody talk amongst Joe Sue. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I also want to know where, Oh lord, it came back.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of the way they're always out of Remember.

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<v Speaker 2>It came back to the whitest of white, white white neighborhoods,

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<v Speaker 2>and now it's called Churches Texas Chicken. One hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>sixty eighth, and nobody gives terrible because black people live

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<v Speaker 2>on thirtieth. So I'm just letting you know, hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>sixty eighth. We don't at nobody to walk to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't nobody. I'm gonna go out there. You get arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>Last time I was out there, got pulled over, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't go past. You know, try to

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<v Speaker 2>seventy something. I don't try to go past.

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<v Speaker 3>And for our eight omaha listeners, they are.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, they are related to us. They're like, yeah, girl,

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<v Speaker 2>you tell them about the streets and omaha. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>sit together, though.

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<v Speaker 3>But they're like, be on somebody, finally fucking steady, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>traveled on in blocks.

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<v Speaker 2>They get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Belly, did you guys dirty? You got

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<v Speaker 1>a bad rap from Belly. I'm trying to I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that was fair. They did.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a great movie. Not a great movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, well, agree to disagree. The point is that

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like what they did with that character.

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<v Speaker 3>I think what you're your hearing boys say is it's

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<v Speaker 3>a perfect film except for that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Small Oh I'm sorry boy, you know what, It's just nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's belly. Those are the two triumph to cinema.

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<v Speaker 1>I I guess breakfast is okay, but I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>that friendship.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure so you you're not bought in on this conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 3>You hear it very young? Were you were you a

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<v Speaker 3>believer early? Did you at any point believe in this

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<v Speaker 3>or do you think that that there were people around

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<v Speaker 3>you certainly who believed in it or was this just

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<v Speaker 3>a silly game for everybody?

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<v Speaker 2>No, hundred percent believed in it, and my friends believed

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<v Speaker 2>in it too.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn did they continue to eat there?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely absolutely that they were chopping down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we're finding with a lot of these not

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<v Speaker 1>murdering conspiracies. It's like it didn't curb usage as much

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<v Speaker 1>as you would think. No, this is wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah again, but do this to us.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't stop anybody. Nobody can.

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<v Speaker 3>It's unford. Do you think that there's any chance of,

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<v Speaker 3>like any version of these conspiracy theories stopping somebody. What

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<v Speaker 3>would it take for us to finally put our foot

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<v Speaker 3>down and say, hey, enough is enough, this is this

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<v Speaker 3>is truly wrong. Like I remember when H and M

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<v Speaker 3>bugged out and like we're calling little niggas Monkeys and ship.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a crazy one.

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<v Speaker 3>That was wild, and we for a while were like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>we don't fuck with H and M no more, but like,

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<v Speaker 3>yes we do, do you know what I mean? Like

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<v Speaker 3>everybody just kept kind of doing the same thing. So

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<v Speaker 3>what would it take for us to finally I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't believe that you said that. I remember that H

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<v Speaker 2>and M ship as like an hour of the day,

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<v Speaker 2>and then it evaporated from my mind. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I went out and bought a million dollars in H

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<v Speaker 2>and M ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Dah everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I never had Chick fil A in my

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<v Speaker 2>entire life, lived in La but you know, by the

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<v Speaker 2>time Chick fil A was near me, it was after they,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, everyone found out they were homophoon.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to come to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Never ever had it. Until last week, we were outside

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<v Speaker 2>protesting because of the writers strike. We're protesting outside of

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<v Speaker 2>the view striking, demonstrating. Let's go demonstrating outside of you,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh, whoopy Goldberg sent Chick fil A chicken sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn But that was the first time I ever took

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<v Speaker 2>a bite. I was starving. I took it was like

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<v Speaker 2>this is why Finally it makes sense that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a sandwich I've never eaten. Oh no, it's it's chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never even and there's there's there's a few here.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I do that?

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<v Speaker 3>If there's a Devil's meat Chick fil a? Chicken feels

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<v Speaker 3>like it's it's up there in the Devil's meat world.

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<v Speaker 2>But man, okay, So I have a question. What's better

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<v Speaker 2>the chick fil A or that pop that hot Popeyees

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<v Speaker 2>chicken sandwich? And people were like killing literally killing each

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<v Speaker 2>other for what's that killing?

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<v Speaker 3>They were killing each other over chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a video of a woman just scratching up

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<v Speaker 2>her b m w to get around the crowd to

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<v Speaker 2>like squeeze in and her car was getting crushed and

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<v Speaker 2>she just wanted to get some chicken sandwiches. Why would

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<v Speaker 2>you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So what's better or the Popeyes hot chicken?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the Pope's hot culture? There was a whole

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<v Speaker 1>culture around it. You remember that we we were inside,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't know what was going on with this virus.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like there's a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Your question almost feels like asking like what's the better

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<v Speaker 3>vacation between Jamaica and Saint Lucia is exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Either way, I'm going to get my groove back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna eat it. I was gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>that chicken sandwich. Once I was at work, a white

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<v Speaker 2>coworker left. She goes, you want the chicken sandwich. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, everybody talk onout chicken sandwich. She brings

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<v Speaker 2>me back the plane chicken sandwich, like the one that's

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<v Speaker 2>not hot, and she eats. She takes the hot one,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, did you just take the hot one?

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<v Speaker 2>And she said yes, I don't want to try this.

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<v Speaker 2>So you never bring a person, a black person, a

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<v Speaker 2>chicken sandwich. I don't get no spice on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did I even respect me?

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<v Speaker 2>I was so upset.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah she was. She could have spit in it, and

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<v Speaker 3>and showed more respect to you than she.

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<v Speaker 2>Goes, well, I didn't know that you. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you would want the spicy one or not.

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<v Speaker 3>And that says a lot about what she thinks of

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<v Speaker 3>your character.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, what I mean. Meanwhile, little this work Lacey,

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<v Speaker 2>reach out your right hand and show what you've been eaten.

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<v Speaker 2>Spit an hour. This girl was eating the biggest bag

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<v Speaker 2>of flaving, you know, I'm going to stop. Guys, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not an idiot. I don't when to stop. I

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<v Speaker 2>can stop it anytime, I can quick any time that

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<v Speaker 2>bag is going.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what's what's interesting is now that you've you've

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned it, her fingertips are slightly pink.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my napkin that I kept rubbing my fingers on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm ashamed, but she's been stained like when you

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<v Speaker 3>steal stuff from.

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<v Speaker 2>HM that ink package.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the ink packages.

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<v Speaker 3>So neither of you are particularly bought in on this.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish we were you at one point did believe

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<v Speaker 3>in the potential of this being real. I guess the

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<v Speaker 3>final question I have before we go to break is

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<v Speaker 3>is what do you think can be done to uh,

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<v Speaker 3>to calm the minds of those that still do believe

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<v Speaker 3>in this?

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<v Speaker 1>How?

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<v Speaker 3>How can we how can we make them feel okay?

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<v Speaker 3>With churches Texas? Whatever it is? Chicken, now, you want.

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<v Speaker 2>To answer this right now? You can't convince Uncle Klidas.

0:24:42.600 --> 0:24:51.560
<v Speaker 2>But you can't convince him. Go ahead, Uncle Khalidus. He can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on now, he's not. You can't once you're setting

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<v Speaker 2>your ways, Come on now, you know you can't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta get him all the young that you can convince

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<v Speaker 2>them that it's not true, but showing them other conspiracies

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<v Speaker 2>that are like it's fun to get all worked up

0:25:08.680 --> 0:25:11.720
<v Speaker 2>about nonsense, but there's like real things you can get

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<v Speaker 2>worked out. Well, no, that's just going to double down.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just gonna be like, see now that's real too.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't convince uncle Clete why are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't because he gives me ten dollars every week.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say, I like your your ambition inside of

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<v Speaker 3>this that that to get rid of a bad conspiracy theory,

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<v Speaker 3>you offer them up a more legitimate one. My fear, however,

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<v Speaker 3>is that it feels like Nigga's just they're just gonna

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<v Speaker 3>connect the red screen, you know what I mean. They're not.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not going to eliminate. They're not putting the picture

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<v Speaker 3>on top of the old picture as much as creating

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<v Speaker 3>a web of lies that have that will sustain them

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<v Speaker 3>for another thirteen to forty eight years, depending on their age.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't bory Where are you with all of this? Let's

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<v Speaker 3>before we go to break it way in. Are you

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<v Speaker 3>are you a buyer? Are you a seller? What are

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<v Speaker 3>you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not a buyer. But what I'm more

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<v Speaker 1>curious about is where do all these Why do we

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<v Speaker 1>think the KKK secretly owns so much shit?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not like it's never like we never are like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, they're giant, like property holders in all of

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia or someplace. It's always like they must own this

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<v Speaker 1>ship that we buy. Did you know the KKK has

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<v Speaker 1>a do rag company? Like? No, I don't think that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that they're like I don't think they're

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<v Speaker 1>invested in damaging us in the way of starting I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's an exclusionary situation. I think they're out here

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<v Speaker 1>starting businesses to take us down. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think the the KKK is currently thriving in

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<v Speaker 3>the way that we think they are. You know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, They're.

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<v Speaker 1>Not like they are. I think they're losers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I think financially they also are losing pretty hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't if I'm remembering correctly, And maybe we'll

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<v Speaker 3>look this up over break. There was like a one

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<v Speaker 3>point where an article came out or or some sort

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<v Speaker 3>of like ad came out from the KKK being like

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:23.440
<v Speaker 3>we desperately need membership because we are essentially going defunct.

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<v Speaker 3>We are a dying brand and we need your help.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that they are the major society of

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<v Speaker 1>the Good Old Boys Network, even if that's what we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. I bet you there's other groups that are

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<v Speaker 1>far bigger and wealthier. I think I think it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a I think it's like a fringe broke ass you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, they're like RC cola.

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<v Speaker 1>Ya exactly.

0:27:48.920 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 2>When you were young, you thought, oh, yeah, these old

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 2>rich white men. These motherfuckers are rich. They never work.

0:27:56.480 --> 0:28:00.960
<v Speaker 2>It's just something with But you know that there is.

0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:04.800
<v Speaker 2>We do have a AKK headquarters here in Lincoln, Nebraska,

0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:05.439
<v Speaker 2>like right outside.

0:28:05.640 --> 0:28:10.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we got our big we got our big headquarters.

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:13.520
<v Speaker 2>And when our high school tried to have introduced a

0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:15.119
<v Speaker 2>black history class, they sent.

0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:18.639
<v Speaker 3>Us letters.

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:22.520
<v Speaker 2>It did they did? That is a true thing, that's real.

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Did they even have kids at the school or was

0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:27.320
<v Speaker 1>it just like a bunch of broke no the Hey.

0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:29.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm just some fools. They were trying to scare the

0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:32.000
<v Speaker 2>school into not teaching kids about black history.

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>You don't if you don't, if you don't stop teaching

0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 1>black history, we're gonna shut down this old grease monkey.

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:41.040
<v Speaker 2>No, but this is a thing. This is a thing,

0:28:41.080 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 2>and I don't know if it's anywhere else, but there

0:28:45.040 --> 0:28:49.200
<v Speaker 2>was this like Republican group here in Omaha, and I

0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:51.960
<v Speaker 2>literally had a man to have a whole conversation with

0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:55.760
<v Speaker 2>me telling me how I should not support Black Lives Matter.

0:28:56.120 --> 0:28:59.080
<v Speaker 2>And he said, well, you know, and so they study us,

0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:01.560
<v Speaker 2>they study the ship that we say. He said, now

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:04.719
<v Speaker 2>you know who's behind Black Lives Matter. It's the KKK.

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 3>And oh they tried to do a yes, the K

0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:13.320
<v Speaker 3>person try to do a mind trick on you, to

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:16.840
<v Speaker 3>be like, hey, this is why your thing is bad

0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 3>because of me.

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:19.719
<v Speaker 2>And when I tell you, I was at an event

0:29:19.920 --> 0:29:22.360
<v Speaker 2>and I was trapped next to a white man for

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:25.080
<v Speaker 2>like forty five minutes. He was sitting next to me

0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:28.120
<v Speaker 2>and he would not stop talking about it. Finally, I said,

0:29:28.440 --> 0:29:30.800
<v Speaker 2>you are so funny. I should have been recording you

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:33.880
<v Speaker 2>the whole time. Nobody's listening to you. But yeah, it's

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:34.720
<v Speaker 2>the whole.

0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Thing that that's that's a cool trick. I'm gonna we

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 3>gotta figure out a way to flip that. We gotta

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:43.760
<v Speaker 3>try what can we ruin for white people by being

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:45.600
<v Speaker 3>like you know, niggas owned and they had.

0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:48.080
<v Speaker 2>To do they have to be able to do all that.

0:29:48.120 --> 0:29:50.560
<v Speaker 2>They did a lot of stuff.

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 3>You know, a black man owns Kashi Cereal, right.

0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 1>You know, you know black men invented having your toes

0:29:59.360 --> 0:30:03.560
<v Speaker 1>out in public. That's why we don't do it anymore.

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 1>We don't want you.

0:30:07.360 --> 0:30:10.120
<v Speaker 3>All right, We're gonna take a break. We'll be back

0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:12.920
<v Speaker 3>with more amber, more lazy, and more more. My mama

0:30:12.960 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 3>told me.

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 2>We are coming back to My mama told me it's

0:30:33.480 --> 0:30:36.400
<v Speaker 2>that's my mom. Come up.

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:43.120
<v Speaker 3>All right, we're back. We're still talking. I guess. I

0:30:43.160 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 3>don't know. Your guess is as good as mine at

0:30:48.200 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 3>this point. Uh, We're still talking about the possibility that

0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:55.280
<v Speaker 3>Church's Chicken is secretly owned by the KKK, and the

0:30:55.400 --> 0:31:00.600
<v Speaker 3>KKK is doing everything they can to sterilize black men

0:31:00.720 --> 0:31:05.560
<v Speaker 3>with this delicious chicken. I did a little bit of

0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:08.880
<v Speaker 3>research on the conspiracy theory that I would love to

0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:12.640
<v Speaker 3>throw your way, and again, some of this you may

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:15.760
<v Speaker 3>already know. Some of it, some of it may be surprising,

0:31:15.840 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 3>but frankly, none of it is necessarily true. So don't

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:23.280
<v Speaker 3>trust me. I'm a dumb dumb. The logic, as you mentioned,

0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:27.640
<v Speaker 3>behind the conspiracy theory is sterilization of black men. There's

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 3>no mention of women in any of the articles that

0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:35.760
<v Speaker 3>I read. Church's Chicken apparently was started in San Antonio

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 3>in nineteen fifty two by a man named George Church.

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:45.040
<v Speaker 3>That's the reason the logic behind naming it Church's Chicken, right.

0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:48.280
<v Speaker 3>And then in nineteen sixty five, and this is something

0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:52.800
<v Speaker 3>I discovered and was very surprised by. It starts in Texas.

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 3>It's this mom and pop shop, then it expands across

0:31:55.840 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 3>Texas and then eventually the rest of the country. And

0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:03.440
<v Speaker 3>then in nineteen sixty five, George Church Junior, George Church's son,

0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:07.200
<v Speaker 3>takes over the company and then takes it public, which

0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:09.200
<v Speaker 3>means that there was a point where you could buy

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 3>stock in Church's Chicken, which I don't know how y'all feel.

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty impressive stock.

0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:23.600
<v Speaker 1>It was of his day.

0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 3>I prayed to someday meet a man who bought stock

0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:35.000
<v Speaker 3>in Church's Chicken. So churches then it apparently becomes this

0:32:35.080 --> 0:32:39.480
<v Speaker 3>publicly traded company. And even the most surprising thing because

0:32:39.480 --> 0:32:41.880
<v Speaker 3>I tried to look up more things about George Church

0:32:41.920 --> 0:32:44.880
<v Speaker 3>and the only thing that the additional piece of information

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:48.400
<v Speaker 3>that I learned from his Wikipedia page is that before

0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:52.120
<v Speaker 3>George Church made this church's chicken chain, he actually was

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:57.880
<v Speaker 3>in the business of selling incubators. Incubators were apparently his

0:32:58.120 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 3>former life as a as a fucking businessman before he

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:05.960
<v Speaker 3>started making Nigga Chicken.

0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:12.959
<v Speaker 2>So he started he started up with the incubators and

0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:16.040
<v Speaker 2>then was like that, this is a lot of eggs

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:17.080
<v Speaker 2>that are hatching.

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I think it was like, what am I

0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 3>doing with all these loose chickens? Yeah, chop, chop chop.

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm creating my own project product. So that did.

0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:36.000
<v Speaker 3>None of that makes you at all nervous anybody.

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing to me left or right, Okay, as far

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:43.040
<v Speaker 1>as like putting me on or off the horse, that doesn't.

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:45.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't really feel any kind of way about it.

0:33:45.240 --> 0:33:47.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I know who about the stock, though, I want to.

0:33:47.720 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 3>Know right I bought the stock is a big question

0:33:55.440 --> 0:33:59.920
<v Speaker 3>because we've never seen anybody get rich from church you.

0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:01.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I kept a quiet.

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 2>We're also acting like white men don't eat churches, right.

0:34:06.680 --> 0:34:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Chickens, I'd say that's the majority.

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll be honest, I've never he said, you've never

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 2>seen come to Omaha. You go see a.

0:34:14.920 --> 0:34:20.319
<v Speaker 3>Line the only churches chickens. The churches chicken that that

0:34:20.480 --> 0:34:23.080
<v Speaker 3>we had two of them in my neighborhood, one of

0:34:23.120 --> 0:34:27.640
<v Speaker 3>which was on like sort of like the border of Chicago.

0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:31.839
<v Speaker 3>I'm from a suburb that borders Chicago, but specifically the

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:36.800
<v Speaker 3>west side Austin, the Austin neighborhood, which is an almost

0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:39.920
<v Speaker 3>entirely black neighborhood on the west side of Chicago. And

0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:42.680
<v Speaker 3>so that was the churches, so I only saw black

0:34:42.680 --> 0:34:44.719
<v Speaker 3>people in there. And then the other churches that we

0:34:44.840 --> 0:34:48.160
<v Speaker 3>live by is where my mom's current houses, which is

0:34:48.200 --> 0:34:51.759
<v Speaker 3>in Maywood, and that churches is all black too. So

0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:55.080
<v Speaker 3>I've truly never seen a white person eating churches chicken.

0:34:56.080 --> 0:34:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh they got one way deep in Aurora out here,

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:01.360
<v Speaker 1>that's like. And then they got one off the Feds,

0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:03.399
<v Speaker 1>which I guess it is not even that many black

0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:07.279
<v Speaker 1>people anymore. But yeah, I've seen a lot of white

0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:09.320
<v Speaker 1>people eat eat his chicken.

0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Me too, me too, unless they have an amazing scientist

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:15.720
<v Speaker 2>that can only affect them.

0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:18.440
<v Speaker 1>So I hate to be this guy. As far as

0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:22.480
<v Speaker 1>fast fast, fast food fried chicken chickens at the bottom

0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:27.040
<v Speaker 1>for me, it's pretty low on my cane before.

0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:31.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll take the wet meat that whatever.

0:35:31.200 --> 0:35:31.880
<v Speaker 1>That is.

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:37.160
<v Speaker 2>What I will.

0:35:38.200 --> 0:35:41.319
<v Speaker 3>It's like it's like they fry it and then dip

0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:43.440
<v Speaker 3>it afterwards, and then they give it to you and

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:43.839
<v Speaker 3>you're like.

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like crazy, and then they you can't. It's like

0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:51.160
<v Speaker 1>it's really god original recipe used to be interesting. Texture.

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Now it's like, that's true.

0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I have noticed that it's gone back like it's normal,

0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:58.640
<v Speaker 2>but it's not. They did something weird.

0:35:58.719 --> 0:36:01.279
<v Speaker 1>They did something. It's like it's like it's like, you

0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:06.399
<v Speaker 1>know how Martin Laurence robust and.

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:10.280
<v Speaker 2>Then steralyzing the sterilyzing juice.

0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:14.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sterilized. Oh well, I I don't love that you're

0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:19.239
<v Speaker 3>throwing it that way. H yeah, sterized.

0:36:19.360 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love it, like it's something you can see

0:36:22.520 --> 0:36:22.880
<v Speaker 1>on us.

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Wait, turn to the left.

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I just know he's got some pink on it. No.

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 3>So the the additional information I'll throw your way is

0:36:39.080 --> 0:36:43.480
<v Speaker 3>that you mentioned that Popeyes eventually buys churches chicken uh

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:44.799
<v Speaker 3>in nineteen eighty nine.

0:36:44.840 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I do.

0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's been a while apparently that Popeyes had them,

0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:53.799
<v Speaker 3>but they didn't actually turn this into like churches or

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:58.279
<v Speaker 3>Popeyes presents churches chicken until more recently, you know what

0:36:58.320 --> 0:37:00.279
<v Speaker 3>I mean, Like they were sort of chilling about the

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:01.719
<v Speaker 3>shit previously.

0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Like Jack in the Box and Harty's.

0:37:03.480 --> 0:37:06.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. It's like that secret brotherhood you

0:37:07.000 --> 0:37:10.480
<v Speaker 3>didn't know about until suddenly they were like, nope, that's ours,

0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:15.120
<v Speaker 3>we do that. That said, the part of the reason

0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 3>that they sort of rebranded the church's name, and I'm

0:37:18.480 --> 0:37:21.200
<v Speaker 3>really curious to hear what y'all say about this, is

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:25.000
<v Speaker 3>because they felt that by calling it churches, it had

0:37:25.080 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 3>too much of a connection to Christian beliefs, and that

0:37:29.560 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 3>limited their potential on an international level. That like, oh,

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:38.719
<v Speaker 3>we can't sell this chicken as effectively in Guam or

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:42.480
<v Speaker 3>wherever the fuck because we potentially are are making it

0:37:42.520 --> 0:37:45.280
<v Speaker 3>too much of American sort of Christian values.

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:48.360
<v Speaker 2>I buy that advance conspira.

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:50.959
<v Speaker 1>I mean if I yeah, because if I look into

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:53.640
<v Speaker 1>my own I don't give a fuck. I'll eat every

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 1>religion's food, all kosher halal, I'll put it on the

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:00.879
<v Speaker 1>same plane. I don't give a shit. Do you think

0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:03.279
<v Speaker 1>that it's that like what is the place? Where is

0:38:03.320 --> 0:38:05.680
<v Speaker 1>it like Islamic States where they're like, no, we will

0:38:05.680 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 1>not eat.

0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Here's the whole the word church means church in English,

0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:15.839
<v Speaker 2>and I can't think of another language in which church

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 2>means church.

0:38:20.400 --> 0:38:24.640
<v Speaker 3>I would think it so for you're saying for for them,

0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:25.960
<v Speaker 3>it wouldn't matter.

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 2>It's also just not a fun name. It's just not

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 2>a fun name at the end.

0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:41.280
<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's it's not like bo Jangles that.

0:38:39.320 --> 0:38:41.120
<v Speaker 2>But I feel like it tastes better than church and chicken.

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 3>I truly when my wife first told me, because I'm

0:38:46.719 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 3>from I'm from Chicago, right, Like, I had no idea

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:51.680
<v Speaker 3>that that was even a thing.

0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:52.680
<v Speaker 1>And when my.

0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:55.319
<v Speaker 3>Wife first told me that bo Jangles Chicken was like,

0:38:55.400 --> 0:38:58.600
<v Speaker 3>I was like, you coon ass, What the fuck are

0:38:58.640 --> 0:39:06.839
<v Speaker 3>you talking about? You goddamn goddamn race trader? What are

0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:08.959
<v Speaker 3>you talking about?

0:39:10.640 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 2>Back there?

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, taste good at the airport.

0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:19.080
<v Speaker 1>That ship is amazing. It's so good.

0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:23.040
<v Speaker 3>I've never had it. And part of it, I think

0:39:23.280 --> 0:39:25.640
<v Speaker 3>is just have you had.

0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:30.879
<v Speaker 2>No But I'm the opposite of you where you hate

0:39:31.000 --> 0:39:34.279
<v Speaker 2>fried chicken. I'll eat any piece of fried chicken. I

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 2>don't give a funk. And it's always chicken. Fried chicken

0:39:38.239 --> 0:39:40.359
<v Speaker 2>is pizza. It's great.

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Who cares? Great?

0:39:42.640 --> 0:39:47.319
<v Speaker 2>Let's stop there at the grocery store. I've been sitting out.

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh great, I love it. It's never bad. Love chicken nuggets.

0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:57.600
<v Speaker 2>Don't care great, I love it. Eat it up.

0:39:58.120 --> 0:40:01.800
<v Speaker 3>I can't say I disagree. I'm rare the eating eating

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:05.319
<v Speaker 3>chicken fried chicken, especially and being like, just what the

0:40:05.360 --> 0:40:06.760
<v Speaker 3>fuck what is this?

0:40:07.480 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 2>And then if you do, you finish it?

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I like it to the side. I

0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:22.759
<v Speaker 1>like it all, do everything, do everything to it. And

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm saying. You gotta hit that, souv got

0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:27.880
<v Speaker 1>do that point.

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:29.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna use it for that.

0:40:29.800 --> 0:40:34.080
<v Speaker 3>I will that and salmon to that point. I do

0:40:34.360 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 3>think that makes me start to believe more in the

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:41.520
<v Speaker 3>possibility of this conspiracy theory, the fact that that three

0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:44.239
<v Speaker 3>out of four of us are like, I will eat

0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:49.280
<v Speaker 3>it follow on the ground, I don't in the house, fools,

0:40:49.840 --> 0:40:54.399
<v Speaker 3>I'll eat it with a mouse. I'll eat it over there.

0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:55.359
<v Speaker 1>I will.

0:40:55.880 --> 0:41:03.960
<v Speaker 9>I will ever, and so yeah, if they put some

0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:09.799
<v Speaker 9>fucking sterilization sprinkles, We're gonna keep eating it.

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:12.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'll tell you the truth that my chickens adventures,

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I might have caught a stray. I might have caught

0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:18.160
<v Speaker 1>a stray. Sterilization of all the places I've eaten chicken.

0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 1>That's a possibility.

0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I do think that that you have to

0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:26.120
<v Speaker 3>at least believe in the possibility that somebody did this

0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:28.720
<v Speaker 3>at some point. And if you're willing to eat chicken

0:41:29.200 --> 0:41:33.200
<v Speaker 3>from anywhere at any time, then somebody is getting sterilized,

0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean.

0:41:33.680 --> 0:41:37.800
<v Speaker 1>It may so don't deny yourself gas station chicken pleasures

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:39.239
<v Speaker 1>just because you think you're not going to have a

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:40.200
<v Speaker 1>baby some days.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, look me in the eyes and tell me so

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<v Speaker 7>many times.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, the whole South is full of gas station Don't

0:41:56.120 --> 0:41:58.439
<v Speaker 1>do that. Don't do that to gas station Chicken. You're

0:41:58.480 --> 0:41:59.960
<v Speaker 1>making it sough the quality of gas.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't come out fight me right now? I will

0:42:03.480 --> 0:42:11.280
<v Speaker 2>fun you know a good fight. Stop it was a person,

0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:13.359
<v Speaker 2>fight me right now, come on out.

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:18.359
<v Speaker 1>I guess station gas Chicken was a person is undefeated

0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:23.160
<v Speaker 1>in street fights. Ye never watch the fight. Ever.

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<v Speaker 3>If gas station Chicken was a person that motherfucker does

0:42:27.960 --> 0:42:28.560
<v Speaker 3>push ups on.

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:33.080
<v Speaker 2>Clay Lack, the rapper, I'd be like gas start with

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 2>he fight me right now.

0:42:43.160 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Guess that's the craziest.

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:46.560
<v Speaker 2>You can't help rap me.

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:54.799
<v Speaker 3>You you might be able to beat my ass, but

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:56.120
<v Speaker 3>you can't out rap me though.

0:42:56.719 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Guess they might be like she might be.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not gonna like gas station Chicken probably also

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 1>has bars any support me.

0:43:10.840 --> 0:43:13.080
<v Speaker 3>Gas station Chicken ain't got nothing to do.

0:43:13.160 --> 0:43:23.759
<v Speaker 10>But that's all he doesn't there, It's like, it's just

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:25.839
<v Speaker 10>what I do. You want to what I do?

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:27.759
<v Speaker 3>This is? This is all I have?

0:43:28.200 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 1>You didn't they That's the name I earned out here.

0:43:35.320 --> 0:43:41.319
<v Speaker 2>My real name is Davante's friend. I was born with it.

0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, oh lord.

0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:49.279
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, So so we don't. We don't seem to

0:43:49.400 --> 0:43:53.960
<v Speaker 3>believe that there's Here's the other piece of that international

0:43:54.040 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 3>threat that started to bug me a little bit at least,

0:43:56.960 --> 0:43:59.320
<v Speaker 3>is that it does seem like the need, the want

0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:02.560
<v Speaker 3>rather to go international to change the branding so that

0:44:02.760 --> 0:44:07.799
<v Speaker 3>more people of different countries will accept the Chicken feels like, well,

0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:11.480
<v Speaker 3>maybe we're just aiming for brown and black nations to

0:44:11.640 --> 0:44:14.560
<v Speaker 3>sterilize more effectively than we might be able to do

0:44:14.719 --> 0:44:18.280
<v Speaker 3>in a quote unquote melting pot. Here's a country.

0:44:18.360 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Here's my other issue with this is I've never viewed

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:23.759
<v Speaker 1>the KKK as being as ambitious as all that. Yeah,

0:44:24.200 --> 0:44:26.919
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I feel like at tops they want

0:44:26.960 --> 0:44:29.320
<v Speaker 1>all the black people out of the South and the Midwest.

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:31.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't even think they're on the coasts like that,

0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:33.759
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Like, I don't feel like

0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like they would be willing to scale

0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:38.920
<v Speaker 1>it up to an international plot.

0:44:39.680 --> 0:44:43.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they don't have international ambition.

0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so.

0:44:44.800 --> 0:44:48.520
<v Speaker 3>Interesting, ladies, where are we do? How do you feel

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:50.480
<v Speaker 3>about the k going international?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they decidedly don't want an international anything white

0:44:57.200 --> 0:45:05.640
<v Speaker 2>American love. They hate not Americans. Sure, a few countries

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 2>they might. There's only a few countries they want to

0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:10.240
<v Speaker 2>fuck with, like maybe Germany.

0:45:09.600 --> 0:45:13.359
<v Speaker 3>Don't you're saying, You're saying that they couldn't even effectively

0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:17.680
<v Speaker 3>do business with the landowners of these foreign nations to

0:45:17.880 --> 0:45:20.319
<v Speaker 3>be able to put the poisons in their communities.

0:45:20.400 --> 0:45:23.359
<v Speaker 2>I think they're the same people who in New York

0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:31.520
<v Speaker 2>a million years ago were like ew irishmen, Irish everybody, everybody.

0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:35.839
<v Speaker 2>That's fair, Italian. They don't have it. It's too much work.

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:38.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's fair. And I do think to the earlier conversation,

0:45:39.120 --> 0:45:42.680
<v Speaker 3>it feels like that's part of the reason why they're

0:45:42.760 --> 0:45:47.479
<v Speaker 3>not the premiere white supremacy organization. Is like y'all don't

0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:49.760
<v Speaker 3>focus like you know what I mean, Like, you gotta

0:45:49.840 --> 0:45:53.960
<v Speaker 3>really you gotta, let's focus on one group and make

0:45:54.000 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 3>that our brand. And they're like, man, I will fist

0:45:56.560 --> 0:46:03.040
<v Speaker 3>fight anybody anywhere all the time. Can't take you nowhere. Yeah,

0:46:03.080 --> 0:46:09.840
<v Speaker 3>they're like lazy, they're ready.

0:46:10.200 --> 0:46:19.759
<v Speaker 2>You're friend friends, my new friends because they afraid right.

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:27.560
<v Speaker 1>Now, right now, I'm not as confident as a traditionally lazy.

0:46:27.600 --> 0:46:28.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be honest.

0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:33.680
<v Speaker 3>I need you to let go of my arm. Lazy,

0:46:34.080 --> 0:46:38.360
<v Speaker 3>say it, say my name. It hurts, and I'm scared.

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:41.920
<v Speaker 2>And that's all I want. As long as you're scared

0:46:42.440 --> 0:46:44.960
<v Speaker 2>that I know who you chose. You say aloud, trying

0:46:44.960 --> 0:46:47.360
<v Speaker 2>to be in front of your friends. You let that

0:46:47.400 --> 0:46:49.479
<v Speaker 2>black girl tell you what you do. He scared you, guys.

0:46:50.040 --> 0:46:53.360
<v Speaker 2>That's what I I have.

0:46:54.000 --> 0:46:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Like I love a cry for help.

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:04.759
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

0:47:05.600 --> 0:47:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I told you we came on this podcast, don't you

0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:08.320
<v Speaker 2>say ship.

0:47:11.160 --> 0:47:13.600
<v Speaker 3>So one of the things you mentioned earlier, Amber that

0:47:13.680 --> 0:47:18.360
<v Speaker 3>I think is important is worth noting, is that it

0:47:18.560 --> 0:47:23.640
<v Speaker 3>also doesn't seem in sort of going against the conspiracy theory.

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:26.520
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't seem like you need to put that much

0:47:26.680 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 3>that many additions into regular fried chicken to make it

0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:37.799
<v Speaker 3>effectively damaging to people's bodies. Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah,

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:40.279
<v Speaker 3>fried chicken is doing a lot of hard work on

0:47:40.360 --> 0:47:44.920
<v Speaker 3>its own without any sterilization substances.

0:47:43.840 --> 0:47:50.279
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, there's a lot of ways you can be

0:47:50.320 --> 0:47:52.400
<v Speaker 2>sterilized without being sterile.

0:47:53.280 --> 0:47:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Sure, it's like the worst food for you really

0:47:58.000 --> 0:47:59.680
<v Speaker 1>is once out.

0:48:00.120 --> 0:48:05.200
<v Speaker 2>And yes, that's why it's so like we brought down

0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:05.560
<v Speaker 2>the room.

0:48:07.280 --> 0:48:17.840
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't you trying to fight gas. I will for you.

0:48:18.239 --> 0:48:20.600
<v Speaker 3>To bring the room down even more. One of the

0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:24.759
<v Speaker 3>specific side effects, or rather the list of the specific

0:48:24.800 --> 0:48:29.080
<v Speaker 3>side effects that apparently come from consuming abundant amounts of

0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:31.480
<v Speaker 3>fried chicken, is increased cholesterol.

0:48:31.640 --> 0:48:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Now, you're just gonna give us the end of soul food.

0:48:35.480 --> 0:48:39.680
<v Speaker 3>It turns out Big Mama doesn't get to keep those feet.

0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:50.239
<v Speaker 3>Those are sciences feet now, each one in.

0:48:50.200 --> 0:48:53.480
<v Speaker 2>A jar at a different university.

0:48:53.840 --> 0:49:05.040
<v Speaker 3>And yes they're big ass jars. Shout out to pe Hall.

0:49:05.160 --> 0:49:14.680
<v Speaker 3>You did your thing, baby girl. We're all real proud.

0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:20.680
<v Speaker 3>But increased cholesterol, weight gain, higher risk of type two diabetes,

0:49:20.719 --> 0:49:24.760
<v Speaker 3>and also just generally death is apparently a side effect

0:49:25.280 --> 0:49:29.919
<v Speaker 3>associated with consuming a large amount of fried chicken.

0:49:30.080 --> 0:49:34.680
<v Speaker 2>And you forgot one the willingness fight because y'all three

0:49:37.239 --> 0:49:47.040
<v Speaker 2>chickens to y'all wicked, did not take energy. Y'all for

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:53.880
<v Speaker 2>on tire from me? Meant chicken today. That's not on

0:49:53.880 --> 0:49:58.680
<v Speaker 2>the list. That's not on the list. Guys, this is

0:49:58.800 --> 0:50:03.200
<v Speaker 2>extra funny because you don't know how small. It couldn't

0:50:03.239 --> 0:50:09.160
<v Speaker 2>be small. It makes everything's extra funny.

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:13.400
<v Speaker 3>Got you, Yeah, she was, she was hitting me. You

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:15.719
<v Speaker 3>said she was a body builder. You said that. You

0:50:15.800 --> 0:50:18.440
<v Speaker 3>know the way she's been speaking to us, we assumed

0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:28.680
<v Speaker 3>she was a solid six one honds.

0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:32.319
<v Speaker 2>Will punch the funk out of your knees, knee.

0:50:34.239 --> 0:50:37.440
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever seen those videos where lions and giraffes

0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:40.200
<v Speaker 3>fight this. It's given me that vibe where it's like,

0:50:40.800 --> 0:50:42.799
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna be a rascal about it, but I'm gonna

0:50:42.840 --> 0:50:51.000
<v Speaker 3>kick this ship out of you fight. So there there

0:50:51.000 --> 0:50:53.520
<v Speaker 3>are all these side effects. But to your point about

0:50:53.520 --> 0:50:56.440
<v Speaker 3>the chicken making you want to fight, they also point

0:50:56.480 --> 0:50:59.719
<v Speaker 3>out that it does have the potential to to swing

0:50:59.800 --> 0:51:04.120
<v Speaker 3>your moods. That apparently fried chicken is a mood elevator

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:09.239
<v Speaker 3>and is it can cause dangerous sort of reactions from

0:51:09.280 --> 0:51:10.040
<v Speaker 3>consuming it.

0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Dangerous but it's a mood elevator. Are you talking seriously

0:51:18.120 --> 0:51:18.680
<v Speaker 2>like anger?

0:51:19.200 --> 0:51:21.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy about this chicken. I'm gonna fight in

0:51:21.280 --> 0:51:21.920
<v Speaker 1>the gas station.

0:51:22.600 --> 0:51:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I really should not start eating.

0:51:27.280 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think it's for you.

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:30.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm there.

0:51:31.000 --> 0:51:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I think I think it might. I think it might

0:51:32.680 --> 0:51:33.560
<v Speaker 1>be too much for you.

0:51:33.880 --> 0:51:37.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I think some people can't handle certain drugs.

0:51:37.080 --> 0:51:39.719
<v Speaker 3>And it sounds like chicken, ain't sure your ship?

0:51:39.920 --> 0:51:40.120
<v Speaker 1>You know?

0:51:40.400 --> 0:51:43.799
<v Speaker 2>That is a crazy conspiracy theory I have heard is

0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 2>that people who don't eat meat. That that's how far

0:51:49.040 --> 0:51:51.640
<v Speaker 2>away I am from the fucking concept. Couldn't even tell

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:58.520
<v Speaker 2>you the term of such a people don't eat meat

0:51:58.600 --> 0:52:03.080
<v Speaker 2>because some people have said that the anger that the

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:06.560
<v Speaker 2>animals endure to be bread, to be food, to be

0:52:06.640 --> 0:52:10.040
<v Speaker 2>locked up, and that gets passed along to you.

0:52:11.000 --> 0:52:11.239
<v Speaker 3>WHOA.

0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:16.080
<v Speaker 1>People also put clothes on their dogs energy.

0:52:17.000 --> 0:52:21.360
<v Speaker 3>This is like a transference of the animal's rage, almost

0:52:22.239 --> 0:52:23.200
<v Speaker 3>like a possession.

0:52:23.280 --> 0:52:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Almost.

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I hate energy people. I'm sorry, I'm so against the

0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:29.440
<v Speaker 2>people like and you know, he just had such good energy,

0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:31.480
<v Speaker 2>and if you have good energy, good things will happen.

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:35.239
<v Speaker 2>You don't think slaves have good energy? I hate I

0:52:35.239 --> 0:52:37.560
<v Speaker 2>always say that to people. If you have good energy,

0:52:37.600 --> 0:52:40.120
<v Speaker 2>that stop. That's not how things work.

0:52:40.360 --> 0:52:43.080
<v Speaker 1>You know what I like about you is I can't

0:52:43.080 --> 0:52:44.359
<v Speaker 1>tell if you're a villain or a hero.

0:52:49.600 --> 0:52:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Not to me.

0:52:50.640 --> 0:52:52.400
<v Speaker 1>You can think I was out, but then you hated

0:52:52.400 --> 0:52:54.120
<v Speaker 1>the energy. I'm all over the place.

0:52:55.480 --> 0:52:58.160
<v Speaker 2>I will, I can't, I cannot. When did that start?

0:52:58.360 --> 0:53:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Please tell me when the energy already starts for black people?

0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:07.000
<v Speaker 1>When, oh, twenty eleven, give me a year.

0:53:07.560 --> 0:53:09.600
<v Speaker 2>We got our energy. Black people got their energy in

0:53:09.719 --> 0:53:12.680
<v Speaker 2>twenty eleven, And that makes sense, then I believe it.

0:53:13.080 --> 0:53:15.240
<v Speaker 3>I love the idea of a dude in the slave

0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:18.759
<v Speaker 3>quarters on a plantation being like, hey, y'all, if we

0:53:18.840 --> 0:53:20.719
<v Speaker 3>got to fix our attitude.

0:53:21.160 --> 0:53:22.600
<v Speaker 2>And that will get us out of here.

0:53:23.440 --> 0:53:26.720
<v Speaker 3>If everybody would just put their jin up, then maybe

0:53:27.280 --> 0:53:29.080
<v Speaker 3>Master will will fix this.

0:53:29.400 --> 0:53:32.720
<v Speaker 2>Take three deep breaths and we're free.

0:53:33.640 --> 0:53:33.799
<v Speaker 10>Yo.

0:53:33.960 --> 0:53:39.520
<v Speaker 11>And ooh my back, ooh, I miss my baby, ooh,

0:53:39.600 --> 0:53:46.160
<v Speaker 11>come on, ning unless work.

0:53:50.440 --> 0:53:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I think of it like I don't like the slave masters. Five.

0:53:56.719 --> 0:53:57.160
<v Speaker 3>It's just.

0:53:58.800 --> 0:53:59.080
<v Speaker 7>Water.

0:54:02.640 --> 0:54:05.240
<v Speaker 3>You know what you know? What Master needs is some quartz.

0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:07.880
<v Speaker 3>I think if he had a little quartz in his pocket,

0:54:09.280 --> 0:54:12.880
<v Speaker 3>he would just chill out.

0:54:12.560 --> 0:54:15.200
<v Speaker 1>I want to stage the master bedroom next time he's out,

0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:17.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm going.

0:54:23.960 --> 0:54:26.840
<v Speaker 3>You know how the Master keep beating you is because

0:54:26.880 --> 0:54:30.520
<v Speaker 3>of his diet. I think I think if he had

0:54:30.560 --> 0:54:37.960
<v Speaker 3>a little bit more kill in his diet studying mean chickens.

0:54:37.760 --> 0:54:40.160
<v Speaker 1>I put these crystals in my pocket. I haven't been

0:54:40.200 --> 0:54:40.840
<v Speaker 1>beat since.

0:54:44.560 --> 0:54:46.359
<v Speaker 3>Now, if you find them, you're gonna say I stole

0:54:46.400 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 3>his crystals and killed me. But he ain't gotta find them, right, y'all,

0:54:52.120 --> 0:54:58.799
<v Speaker 3>we have a well, ladies, I think we did it.

0:54:58.920 --> 0:55:02.200
<v Speaker 3>I think I think this more or less covers the

0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:04.520
<v Speaker 3>I think it covers the subject. If I were to

0:55:05.160 --> 0:55:07.600
<v Speaker 3>summarize it, it sounds like you're not at all bought

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:10.960
<v Speaker 3>in on the possibility that church Is is owned by

0:55:10.960 --> 0:55:14.319
<v Speaker 3>the KKKA or sterilizing black men, but you are brought

0:55:14.360 --> 0:55:17.319
<v Speaker 3>into the possibility that maybe we should stop or at

0:55:17.400 --> 0:55:20.920
<v Speaker 3>least reduce our relationship with chicken for the sake of

0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:22.000
<v Speaker 3>our own survival.

0:55:22.280 --> 0:55:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, chicken does a lot of things.

0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:31.040
<v Speaker 2>This bird God's first.

0:55:32.320 --> 0:55:32.520
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:55:33.960 --> 0:55:38.200
<v Speaker 3>Lacy is saying yes, let's let's reduce, and Amber is saying.

0:55:38.000 --> 0:55:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Let's just uh, if there's a way I can get

0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:42.120
<v Speaker 2>more chicken, please give it to me.

0:55:44.520 --> 0:55:48.640
<v Speaker 3>Mister George Church.

0:55:48.640 --> 0:55:53.640
<v Speaker 2>If you can hear a celestial plane.

0:55:55.600 --> 0:55:59.160
<v Speaker 3>Speak to God and tell him we stole more chicken

0:55:59.239 --> 0:56:06.040
<v Speaker 3>upon my bea bow to you, my sweet lord.

0:56:08.640 --> 0:56:09.759
<v Speaker 2>You know we're going straight to hell.

0:56:11.560 --> 0:56:11.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:56:12.680 --> 0:56:15.919
<v Speaker 3>Uh well, Amber Lacy, could you tell the people where

0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:18.080
<v Speaker 3>they can find you? And what cool ship y'all have

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:18.600
<v Speaker 3>going on?

0:56:19.000 --> 0:56:22.719
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0:56:23.000 --> 0:56:25.799
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0:56:25.840 --> 0:56:33.600
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0:56:36.560 --> 0:56:39.239
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0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:41.319
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<v Speaker 3>Fuck yeah, battle, I was about to start.

0:56:58.000 --> 0:56:58.760
<v Speaker 2>You got a camera.

0:56:58.880 --> 0:57:03.400
<v Speaker 3>That's crazy, She was like, after all of that, I

0:57:03.680 --> 0:57:08.640
<v Speaker 3>somehow am there's still the rapper in this story. Even

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<v Speaker 3>though I beat bogs.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys like you, I can tell you the phone

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<v Speaker 2>call like I lost your chance. A lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>are gonna be able to hear you. You should try

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<v Speaker 2>it out the first time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, boy, you want to tell the people where

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<v Speaker 3>they can find you?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>You can find me, guys, show me no, don't drop it,

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<v Speaker 1>don't stop now, you gotta do everybody's drops. You can,

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<v Speaker 1>you can find me a cool guy jokes eighty zeven

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. Uh DC, im headlining the Improv June eighteenth

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<v Speaker 1>of my Man Jamel Johnson and then I'm gearing up

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<v Speaker 1>for a big tour in the fall. So those dates

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<v Speaker 1>are coming soon. Watch real Crackers on HBO.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh fucking ye, and you can follow me at Langston

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<v Speaker 3>Carman in June twenty third, twenty fourth, I'll be in Utah.

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<v Speaker 3>July sixth through eighth, I'll be at the Punchline in Philly,

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<v Speaker 3>and then July twenty eighth and twenty ninth, I'll be

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<v Speaker 3>at Dead Crow uh in Wilmington, North Carolina. Uh So,

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<v Speaker 3>come come fuck around in person. And if you want

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<v Speaker 3>to send us your own conspiracies, your own drops, if

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<v Speaker 3>you want to accuse someone else being a conglomerate of

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<v Speaker 3>the KKK, please send all of that to my Mama

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<v Speaker 3>pod at gmail dot com and subscribe on YouTube and watch.

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<v Speaker 1>That ship there.

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<v Speaker 3>Do the doe, do your fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Job due diligence. Goddamn, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck else, do you got this?

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<v Speaker 1>Is how we talk to us.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a good job.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing a minimal job.

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<v Speaker 2>You can do more.

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<v Speaker 3>They can do a lot more, and we don't. We

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<v Speaker 3>won't settle for their bullshit. They know we want, They

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<v Speaker 3>know the God did you all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye? Bitch?

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<v Speaker 3>The government bais my grown chips and your nails.

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<v Speaker 2>All Kuala bears are racist.

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<v Speaker 6>The host of Layer for hosting money, fur ships and

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<v Speaker 6>many turkey stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell me