Speaker 1: I gotta stay in the house blaxbox all day, otherwise
Speaker 1: you're gonna get by.
Speaker 2: Not are you touching the controller?
Speaker 3: Because well now you now you not electricity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's how we got the first blacks fighter.
Speaker 4: Man, right, you think Miles Morales was the first, No,
Speaker 4: it was it was Anthrony Jenkins.
Speaker 2: Was ampne.
Speaker 1: And he was on house arrest, so it was really
Speaker 1: only four blocks in Chicago affected by his crime fighting.
Speaker 5: He was just circling one building being like, I'll beat
Speaker 5: your ass.
Speaker 3: I'll beat your ass. Nigga, leave that lady alone.
Speaker 2: I'll beat your ass. And your.
Speaker 3: Bears are racist. The money.
Speaker 6: Turny stuff, I can't tell me, give me a to
Speaker 6: give me a beep beep, Mama told me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: And we work to prove the fact that black black
Speaker 1: people have questionable tastes and alcohol is because our taste
Speaker 1: in regular food is so damn high. Our food is delicious.
Speaker 1: We don't know how to drink that poison. I would
Speaker 1: drink straight whiskey if my mom made to the cats
Speaker 1: roll as well.
Speaker 3: I am David for I'm like Saint Carmen, and I
Speaker 3: see where you're going. That feels has some legitimacy to it.
Speaker 1: It feels right, It feels.
Speaker 3: Right like we we just know quality too much that
Speaker 3: this sort of like intentional poison all tastes the same things.
Speaker 1: We can't. You can't. You can't fix it up or
Speaker 1: put enough purple on it to make us love it.
Speaker 3: And I love color and black people do. Got to
Speaker 3: get back to drinking purple drinks. I feel like we're
Speaker 3: not even a purple.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: We're letting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's we're not drinking nouveau anymore, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, come on, was crazy, It was wild.
Speaker 1: I was confused.
Speaker 3: We were drinking hypnotic and and I forgot that amber.
Speaker 3: You you end every evening with a tall glass.
Speaker 2: With the margarita.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. We need to go back
Speaker 1: to coach. All the alisays I remember remember, Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'll never forget.
Speaker 2: He was my best friend.
Speaker 3: Well, you are already hearing at least one of our
Speaker 3: guests today lazy. You didn't. You didn't have a lot
Speaker 3: to say about the hypnotic alosa.
Speaker 2: I just started drinking two days ago. I'm just oh, now,
Speaker 2: I didn't have my first drink till I was thirty three.
Speaker 3: This writer strike really hits you hard. Huh, this is uh,
Speaker 3: you're really starting to feel it. Early on.
Speaker 2: I got my wine in my Darth Vader mug, so
Speaker 2: I'm good to go.
Speaker 1: I like that. You immediately passed all the stages and
Speaker 1: you're just like, now, I drink it in a mug
Speaker 1: in the house.
Speaker 2: Them fancy glasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, that's usually not a day two discovery.
Speaker 3: So I don't Yeah, they're going crazy. But our guests
Speaker 3: today they're they're so funny, they're so talented. We're happy
Speaker 3: to have them. You know them from their brand new podcast,
Speaker 3: The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show. You also
Speaker 3: know them from their book You'll never Believe what happened
Speaker 3: to Lacey, Crazy stories about racism. They they are so funny,
Speaker 3: so talented. Give it up for Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. Normally we would have a drop there and.
Speaker 2: Enter the room from now on.
Speaker 3: Now what I would love is alone of ladies. You
Speaker 3: came to us what they conspiracy theory that that that
Speaker 3: frankly I thought we had covered and and I don't
Speaker 3: mean that in a in a derogatory mean way. But
Speaker 3: but on this show, we've accused quite a few companies
Speaker 3: of belonging to the KKK. This is not it's not
Speaker 3: not a thing that has sort of come up. But
Speaker 3: I was surprised once we did the actual research that
Speaker 3: we haven't talked about this specific company. But you said,
Speaker 3: my mama told me.
Speaker 7: Church's Chicken is secretly owned by the KKK.
Speaker 3: That's right, tell us everything.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: That the KKK back there.
Speaker 1: Close slin just.
Speaker 2: A little bit of whatever to make black men's garrel.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that conspiracy has two parts. One that KKK
Speaker 2: owns Church Chicken frankly good was delicious.
Speaker 3: And then oh wait, wait, wait wait, No, we don't
Speaker 3: get to speed past you going hard for churches.
Speaker 1: Chickens nor flowers.
Speaker 2: Amber tell them where we are from. We're from Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 2: We can walk to the churches. Okay, you think we
Speaker 2: got chicken shack and Omaha, we don't need anything like that.
Speaker 2: We had churches. We were thrilled to have it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, this is making way more sense.
Speaker 1: It was born, It was born out of necessity, as
Speaker 1: opposed to Yeah, because you know what I like, you know, Omaha,
Speaker 1: I like I like California Tacos out there.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you've made a fool of yourself.
Speaker 1: Here with us.
Speaker 2: You're feeling about later nobody come to Omaha for California tacos.
Speaker 1: It's I like, good, they got good.
Speaker 4: You really thought they were gonna like, you know, rally
Speaker 4: that bad boy back.
Speaker 1: I was hoping to hit it off with some local
Speaker 1: local talk.
Speaker 3: They were like, man, this guy's cool. He just gets
Speaker 3: it and turns. They gave you fucking nothing.
Speaker 1: Players fuck up.
Speaker 3: And women this pimps too. Now, So I think that
Speaker 3: makes a lot more sense that this is this is
Speaker 3: a move of necessity to be passionate about Church's chicken
Speaker 3: rather than than one of like I sought this out.
Speaker 3: They are better than the competition.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't know that there was even a
Speaker 2: KFC around. It was churches. End of list.
Speaker 1: Do you guys, Did you guys have safe Chicken?
Speaker 2: We did have Safeway, we did have a safe wed.
Speaker 2: I'm five years older than Amber, but yeah, we had
Speaker 2: safe Way, hinkydinky, all of that. But no, it was
Speaker 2: churches because that was just something new you could drive through. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you either ate your chicken at home, your mama made
Speaker 2: the chicken, or you went you went out and got
Speaker 2: that chicken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so Amber you were you were continuing, you
Speaker 3: were saying there was a second part of this conspiracy
Speaker 3: beyond just churches being owned by the KKK that I
Speaker 3: believe you were getting into the sterility of it all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that church's chicken, because it was owned by the KKK,
Speaker 2: was putting something in their chicken that sterilized black men.
Speaker 2: Now why did the conspiracy fall this way?
Speaker 1: Do you deal with that? Come back to like us
Speaker 1: being sterilized? It's like at this point, it's literally one
Speaker 1: out of three. Yeah, well, if you check the numbers,
Speaker 1: it always comes back to like and then the men's
Speaker 1: half bad nut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the men's nut is being tainted. The men are
Speaker 3: losing their nuts.
Speaker 1: It's always men's nuts.
Speaker 2: But that's funny because it's black women who were literally
Speaker 2: sterilized the government hospital.
Speaker 3: No, for sure, it.
Speaker 1: Is uh.
Speaker 2: Three does after your ship?
Speaker 1: I smell a conspiracy on top of a conspiracy right now? Right?
Speaker 3: It is worth noting that literally the the birth of
Speaker 3: gynecology was born off of sterilized black women, and we're like, man,
Speaker 3: they really have to get there.
Speaker 1: I can't go anywhere. I can't go.
Speaker 8: I can't buy a you can't buy a sona sit
Speaker 8: on an electrical box. Nuts are at risk.
Speaker 3: Okay, So so let's talk about this conspiracy. It sounds
Speaker 3: lacy like you are immediately on board with this theory
Speaker 3: that churches is doing this to the black men's nuts.
Speaker 2: No, not at I mean when you're younger, that was
Speaker 2: like a millionaires you you were, you were in line
Speaker 2: with everybody else. Yeah, you were like, this is absolutely
Speaker 2: do and small note Amber nooses about me. They're gonna
Speaker 2: take my black car right here, right now. I wasn't
Speaker 2: a big chicken eater.
Speaker 3: I'm still not.
Speaker 2: I know. No, so I would fake eat chicken in
Speaker 2: front of black people because you ain't gonna talk about me.
Speaker 2: I be this ticket is good.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: No, I just don't care. It's the oil. It's got
Speaker 2: a whisper. I don't care about fried chicken. Can you
Speaker 2: listeners hear and all hate mail to Amber something about this?
Speaker 1: That's fine because I believe in the power of God's bird.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about just like a roasted chicken?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 2: don't care about the chicken.
Speaker 8: What about like if I get a souv and then
Speaker 8: I get I got a souvie, I got a sou
Speaker 8: Now you got some chicken.
Speaker 2: I got a suv that's gonna change my life. Wait,
Speaker 2: how about this, I asked you a question. It's gonna
Speaker 2: taste like chicken.
Speaker 1: That's literally my favorite part of it about it? What
Speaker 1: about not even thighs, not even like a with the
Speaker 1: chrispy thighs in the oven roast.
Speaker 2: No boobs, no thighs, nothing. No, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's let's unpack this a little bit better. The
Speaker 3: conspiracy state you're not a vegetarian.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I will bite you right now if you
Speaker 2: stuck on the island Langston, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Say the reason to feel a love again.
Speaker 2: So look, listen, don't get stuck with me somewhere because
Speaker 2: I'm going whatever around.
Speaker 1: And someone also that someone would also eat lengthy first.
Speaker 1: I appreciate this statement.
Speaker 3: What's writing guys, because I'll be real, I'm honest.
Speaker 2: I thank you for dessert.
Speaker 1: That's what I was worried about too. But I'm dessert
Speaker 1: it's heavily season two.
Speaker 2: So where did this go?
Speaker 3: So you are not a vegetar? All this is going
Speaker 3: exactly where the show goes afterword, no doubt, absolutely so,
Speaker 3: So your go to meat would would be what steaks?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: You can't, okay, David, don't tell me what to do?
Speaker 2: To tell you? All right, I'm sorry. I get passion
Speaker 2: about don't what to do?
Speaker 1: David?
Speaker 3: I work out?
Speaker 2: What's my favorite? I work out?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: This is Lacey is a bodybuilder dot competition? Absolutely not,
Speaker 2: because they push for you to eat tons of chicken
Speaker 2: when you're training.
Speaker 3: First chickens like a leaner meat, right and perfect.
Speaker 2: Everybody is sitting there after their workout eating these chicken breasts,
Speaker 2: and I'm like God, and I think that made it
Speaker 2: even worse for me doing so many shows, and that's
Speaker 2: like the go to chicken. I mean, I will eat it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to eat it, but I will. So
Speaker 2: I've I've odd on the chicken.
Speaker 3: And so even with that, because this is fascinating now
Speaker 3: you're not a chicken person, but it sounds like you
Speaker 3: still aren't willing to buy into this specific conspiracy that
Speaker 3: tainted I.
Speaker 2: Do not buy into that. I do not buy that,
Speaker 2: and what Popeye is bought Churches fried Chicken. So now
Speaker 2: it's Popeyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is Popeyes now, and they're they're offshooting, and
Speaker 3: we will talk a bit about this morning the research.
Speaker 3: Their offshoot is Texas Fried Chicken.
Speaker 2: Now they change, no, but I feel now I feel
Speaker 2: like it might be the KKK. Never mind, I'm back
Speaker 2: on the train.
Speaker 3: Fried Chicken. Churches has become.
Speaker 1: Of all the states that I would want, I would write,
Speaker 1: would Texas is a barbecue place?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: I'm not saying they don't fried chicken.
Speaker 3: I'm mad man, Amber, Where do you fall in this?
Speaker 3: Are you similar? Are you with your sister in this?
Speaker 3: Or are you where are you?
Speaker 2: I do not believe this conspiracy. I certainly see how like, Okay,
Speaker 2: them poisoning chicken to sterilize black men, Okay, I think
Speaker 2: that is very, very far the KKK owning something that
Speaker 2: profited off of black people that you know, although it
Speaker 2: wasn't sterilizing them, was bad for their health. That's got legs, legs,
Speaker 2: which that is the best part. If I do have
Speaker 2: to eat anything, it is the chicken.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, let's start there.
Speaker 3: Baby, Like I feel like y'all just reach it across
Speaker 3: the aisle like a Republicans and Democrats.
Speaker 1: It's like that blood.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Wow, you're you're c now and next time
Speaker 3: we'll make sure to add that to the credits when
Speaker 3: we said that blue rag. Uh So, so you all
Speaker 3: are not boughty to this. When did you first hear it?
Speaker 3: Or from whme? Did you first hear this conspiracy theory?
Speaker 2: When Churches Fried Chicken rolled up in Omaha, which had
Speaker 2: to be in the eighties sometime, right, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: And you said it was just the one, it was
Speaker 1: just one church.
Speaker 2: I think there was a second one. I don't think
Speaker 2: there was a second one.
Speaker 3: You said that like a like a second shooter.
Speaker 2: Almost didn't churches just come back to Omaha. It's been
Speaker 2: gone for years and years and years. I think it
Speaker 2: just came back, and people are cracking up about that.
Speaker 2: Where hold on, look, everybody talk amongst Joe Sue. Okay,
Speaker 2: I also want to know where, Oh lord, it came back.
Speaker 1: Out of the way they're always out of Remember.
Speaker 2: It came back to the whitest of white, white white neighborhoods,
Speaker 2: and now it's called Churches Texas Chicken. One hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty eighth, and nobody gives terrible because black people live
Speaker 2: on thirtieth. So I'm just letting you know, hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty eighth. We don't at nobody to walk to work.
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody. I'm gonna go out there. You get arrested.
Speaker 2: Last time I was out there, got pulled over, right,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't go past. You know, try to
Speaker 2: seventy something. I don't try to go past.
Speaker 3: And for our eight omaha listeners, they are.
Speaker 2: Right, they are related to us. They're like, yeah, girl,
Speaker 2: you tell them about the streets and omaha. They don't
Speaker 2: sit together, though.
Speaker 3: But they're like, be on somebody, finally fucking steady, I'm
Speaker 3: traveled on in blocks.
Speaker 2: They get it.
Speaker 1: I feel like Belly, did you guys dirty? You got
Speaker 1: a bad rap from Belly. I'm trying to I don't
Speaker 1: think that was fair. They did.
Speaker 2: Not a great movie. Not a great movie.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, well, agree to disagree. The point is that
Speaker 1: I didn't like what they did with that character.
Speaker 3: I think what you're your hearing boys say is it's
Speaker 3: a perfect film except for that one.
Speaker 2: Small Oh I'm sorry boy, you know what, It's just nice.
Speaker 1: It's it's belly. Those are the two triumph to cinema.
Speaker 1: I I guess breakfast is okay, but I don't like
Speaker 1: that friendship.
Speaker 5: Sure so you you're not bought in on this conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3: You hear it very young? Were you were you a
Speaker 3: believer early? Did you at any point believe in this
Speaker 3: or do you think that that there were people around
Speaker 3: you certainly who believed in it or was this just
Speaker 3: a silly game for everybody?
Speaker 2: No, hundred percent believed in it, and my friends believed
Speaker 2: in it too.
Speaker 1: Damn did they continue to eat there?
Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely that they were chopping down.
Speaker 1: That's what we're finding with a lot of these not
Speaker 1: murdering conspiracies. It's like it didn't curb usage as much
Speaker 1: as you would think. No, this is wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah again, but do this to us.
Speaker 2: I didn't stop anybody. Nobody can.
Speaker 3: It's unford. Do you think that there's any chance of,
Speaker 3: like any version of these conspiracy theories stopping somebody. What
Speaker 3: would it take for us to finally put our foot
Speaker 3: down and say, hey, enough is enough, this is this
Speaker 3: is truly wrong. Like I remember when H and M
Speaker 3: bugged out and like we're calling little niggas Monkeys and ship.
Speaker 1: That was a crazy one.
Speaker 3: That was wild, and we for a while were like, hey,
Speaker 3: we don't fuck with H and M no more, but like,
Speaker 3: yes we do, do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 3: everybody just kept kind of doing the same thing. So
Speaker 3: what would it take for us to finally I.
Speaker 2: Can't believe that you said that. I remember that H
Speaker 2: and M ship as like an hour of the day,
Speaker 2: and then it evaporated from my mind. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: I went out and bought a million dollars in H
Speaker 2: and M ship.
Speaker 3: Dah everybody.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I never had Chick fil A in my
Speaker 2: entire life, lived in La but you know, by the
Speaker 2: time Chick fil A was near me, it was after they,
Speaker 2: you know, everyone found out they were homophoon.
Speaker 1: You got to come to it.
Speaker 2: Never ever had it. Until last week, we were outside
Speaker 2: protesting because of the writers strike. We're protesting outside of
Speaker 2: the view striking, demonstrating. Let's go demonstrating outside of you,
Speaker 2: and uh, whoopy Goldberg sent Chick fil A chicken sandwiches.
Speaker 1: That's so.
Speaker 2: Damn But that was the first time I ever took
Speaker 2: a bite. I was starving. I took it was like
Speaker 2: this is why Finally it makes sense that.
Speaker 3: It's a sandwich I've never eaten. Oh no, it's it's chicken.
Speaker 2: I've never even and there's there's there's a few here.
Speaker 2: Why would I do that?
Speaker 3: If there's a Devil's meat Chick fil a? Chicken feels
Speaker 3: like it's it's up there in the Devil's meat world.
Speaker 2: But man, okay, So I have a question. What's better
Speaker 2: the chick fil A or that pop that hot Popeyees
Speaker 2: chicken sandwich? And people were like killing literally killing each
Speaker 2: other for what's that killing?
Speaker 3: They were killing each other over chicken.
Speaker 2: I saw a video of a woman just scratching up
Speaker 2: her b m w to get around the crowd to
Speaker 2: like squeeze in and her car was getting crushed and
Speaker 2: she just wanted to get some chicken sandwiches. Why would
Speaker 2: you do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So what's better or the Popeyes hot chicken?
Speaker 1: I mean the Pope's hot culture? There was a whole
Speaker 1: culture around it. You remember that we we were inside,
Speaker 1: we didn't know what was going on with this virus.
Speaker 1: It was like there's a lot going on.
Speaker 3: Your question almost feels like asking like what's the better
Speaker 3: vacation between Jamaica and Saint Lucia is exactly.
Speaker 1: Either way, I'm going to get my groove back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna eat it. I was gonna get
Speaker 2: that chicken sandwich. Once I was at work, a white
Speaker 2: coworker left. She goes, you want the chicken sandwich. I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, everybody talk onout chicken sandwich. She brings
Speaker 2: me back the plane chicken sandwich, like the one that's
Speaker 2: not hot, and she eats. She takes the hot one,
Speaker 2: and I said, did you just take the hot one?
Speaker 2: And she said yes, I don't want to try this.
Speaker 2: So you never bring a person, a black person, a
Speaker 2: chicken sandwich. I don't get no spice on it.
Speaker 1: Why did I even respect me?
Speaker 2: I was so upset.
Speaker 3: Yeah she was. She could have spit in it, and
Speaker 3: and showed more respect to you than she.
Speaker 2: Goes, well, I didn't know that you. I didn't know
Speaker 2: if you would want the spicy one or not.
Speaker 3: And that says a lot about what she thinks of
Speaker 3: your character.
Speaker 2: That's right, what I mean. Meanwhile, little this work Lacey,
Speaker 2: reach out your right hand and show what you've been eaten.
Speaker 2: Spit an hour. This girl was eating the biggest bag
Speaker 2: of flaving, you know, I'm going to stop. Guys, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not an idiot. I don't when to stop. I
Speaker 2: can stop it anytime, I can quick any time that
Speaker 2: bag is going.
Speaker 3: You know what's what's interesting is now that you've you've
Speaker 3: mentioned it, her fingertips are slightly pink.
Speaker 2: This is my napkin that I kept rubbing my fingers on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ashamed, but she's been stained like when you
Speaker 3: steal stuff from.
Speaker 2: HM that ink package.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the ink packages.
Speaker 3: So neither of you are particularly bought in on this.
Speaker 3: I wish we were you at one point did believe
Speaker 3: in the potential of this being real. I guess the
Speaker 3: final question I have before we go to break is
Speaker 3: is what do you think can be done to uh,
Speaker 3: to calm the minds of those that still do believe
Speaker 3: in this?
Speaker 1: How?
Speaker 3: How can we how can we make them feel okay?
Speaker 3: With churches Texas? Whatever it is? Chicken, now, you want.
Speaker 2: To answer this right now? You can't convince Uncle Klidas.
Speaker 2: But you can't convince him. Go ahead, Uncle Khalidus. He can't.
Speaker 2: Come on now, he's not. You can't once you're setting
Speaker 2: your ways, Come on now, you know you can't do it.
Speaker 2: Gotta get him all the young that you can convince
Speaker 2: them that it's not true, but showing them other conspiracies
Speaker 2: that are like it's fun to get all worked up
Speaker 2: about nonsense, but there's like real things you can get
Speaker 2: worked out. Well, no, that's just going to double down.
Speaker 2: They're just gonna be like, see now that's real too.
Speaker 2: You can't convince uncle Clete why are you doing this?
Speaker 2: You can't because he gives me ten dollars every week.
Speaker 3: I will say, I like your your ambition inside of
Speaker 3: this that that to get rid of a bad conspiracy theory,
Speaker 3: you offer them up a more legitimate one. My fear, however,
Speaker 3: is that it feels like Nigga's just they're just gonna
Speaker 3: connect the red screen, you know what I mean. They're not.
Speaker 3: They're not going to eliminate. They're not putting the picture
Speaker 3: on top of the old picture as much as creating
Speaker 3: a web of lies that have that will sustain them
Speaker 3: for another thirteen to forty eight years, depending on their age.
Speaker 3: Can't bory Where are you with all of this? Let's
Speaker 3: before we go to break it way in. Are you
Speaker 3: are you a buyer? Are you a seller? What are
Speaker 3: you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a buyer. But what I'm more
Speaker 1: curious about is where do all these Why do we
Speaker 1: think the KKK secretly owns so much shit?
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's not like it's never like we never are like,
Speaker 1: oh man, they're giant, like property holders in all of
Speaker 1: Georgia or someplace. It's always like they must own this
Speaker 1: ship that we buy. Did you know the KKK has
Speaker 1: a do rag company? Like? No, I don't think that.
Speaker 1: I don't think that they're like I don't think they're
Speaker 1: invested in damaging us in the way of starting I
Speaker 1: think it's an exclusionary situation. I think they're out here
Speaker 1: starting businesses to take us down. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think the the KKK is currently thriving in
Speaker 3: the way that we think they are. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean, They're.
Speaker 1: Not like they are. I think they're losers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think financially they also are losing pretty hard.
Speaker 3: Like I don't if I'm remembering correctly, And maybe we'll
Speaker 3: look this up over break. There was like a one
Speaker 3: point where an article came out or or some sort
Speaker 3: of like ad came out from the KKK being like
Speaker 3: we desperately need membership because we are essentially going defunct.
Speaker 3: We are a dying brand and we need your help.
Speaker 1: I don't think that they are the major society of
Speaker 1: the Good Old Boys Network, even if that's what we're
Speaker 1: talking about. I bet you there's other groups that are
Speaker 1: far bigger and wealthier. I think I think it's like
Speaker 1: a I think it's like a fringe broke ass you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, they're like RC cola.
Speaker 1: Ya exactly.
Speaker 2: When you were young, you thought, oh, yeah, these old
Speaker 2: rich white men. These motherfuckers are rich. They never work.
Speaker 2: It's just something with But you know that there is.
Speaker 2: We do have a AKK headquarters here in Lincoln, Nebraska,
Speaker 2: like right outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got our big we got our big headquarters.
Speaker 2: And when our high school tried to have introduced a
Speaker 2: black history class, they sent.
Speaker 3: Us letters.
Speaker 2: It did they did? That is a true thing, that's real.
Speaker 1: Did they even have kids at the school or was
Speaker 1: it just like a bunch of broke no the Hey.
Speaker 2: I'm just some fools. They were trying to scare the
Speaker 2: school into not teaching kids about black history.
Speaker 1: You don't if you don't, if you don't stop teaching
Speaker 1: black history, we're gonna shut down this old grease monkey.
Speaker 2: No, but this is a thing. This is a thing,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if it's anywhere else, but there
Speaker 2: was this like Republican group here in Omaha, and I
Speaker 2: literally had a man to have a whole conversation with
Speaker 2: me telling me how I should not support Black Lives Matter.
Speaker 2: And he said, well, you know, and so they study us,
Speaker 2: they study the ship that we say. He said, now
Speaker 2: you know who's behind Black Lives Matter. It's the KKK.
Speaker 3: And oh they tried to do a yes, the K
Speaker 3: person try to do a mind trick on you, to
Speaker 3: be like, hey, this is why your thing is bad
Speaker 3: because of me.
Speaker 2: And when I tell you, I was at an event
Speaker 2: and I was trapped next to a white man for
Speaker 2: like forty five minutes. He was sitting next to me
Speaker 2: and he would not stop talking about it. Finally, I said,
Speaker 2: you are so funny. I should have been recording you
Speaker 2: the whole time. Nobody's listening to you. But yeah, it's
Speaker 2: the whole.
Speaker 3: Thing that that's that's a cool trick. I'm gonna we
Speaker 3: gotta figure out a way to flip that. We gotta
Speaker 3: try what can we ruin for white people by being
Speaker 3: like you know, niggas owned and they had.
Speaker 2: To do they have to be able to do all that.
Speaker 2: They did a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3: You know, a black man owns Kashi Cereal, right.
Speaker 1: You know, you know black men invented having your toes
Speaker 1: out in public. That's why we don't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: We don't want you.
Speaker 3: All right, We're gonna take a break. We'll be back
Speaker 3: with more amber, more lazy, and more more. My mama
Speaker 3: told me.
Speaker 2: We are coming back to My mama told me it's
Speaker 2: that's my mom. Come up.
Speaker 3: All right, we're back. We're still talking. I guess. I
Speaker 3: don't know. Your guess is as good as mine at
Speaker 3: this point. Uh, We're still talking about the possibility that
Speaker 3: Church's Chicken is secretly owned by the KKK, and the
Speaker 3: KKK is doing everything they can to sterilize black men
Speaker 3: with this delicious chicken. I did a little bit of
Speaker 3: research on the conspiracy theory that I would love to
Speaker 3: throw your way, and again, some of this you may
Speaker 3: already know. Some of it, some of it may be surprising,
Speaker 3: but frankly, none of it is necessarily true. So don't
Speaker 3: trust me. I'm a dumb dumb. The logic, as you mentioned,
Speaker 3: behind the conspiracy theory is sterilization of black men. There's
Speaker 3: no mention of women in any of the articles that
Speaker 3: I read. Church's Chicken apparently was started in San Antonio
Speaker 3: in nineteen fifty two by a man named George Church.
Speaker 3: That's the reason the logic behind naming it Church's Chicken, right.
Speaker 3: And then in nineteen sixty five, and this is something
Speaker 3: I discovered and was very surprised by. It starts in Texas.
Speaker 3: It's this mom and pop shop, then it expands across
Speaker 3: Texas and then eventually the rest of the country. And
Speaker 3: then in nineteen sixty five, George Church Junior, George Church's son,
Speaker 3: takes over the company and then takes it public, which
Speaker 3: means that there was a point where you could buy
Speaker 3: stock in Church's Chicken, which I don't know how y'all feel.
Speaker 3: That's pretty impressive stock.
Speaker 1: It was of his day.
Speaker 3: I prayed to someday meet a man who bought stock
Speaker 3: in Church's Chicken. So churches then it apparently becomes this
Speaker 3: publicly traded company. And even the most surprising thing because
Speaker 3: I tried to look up more things about George Church
Speaker 3: and the only thing that the additional piece of information
Speaker 3: that I learned from his Wikipedia page is that before
Speaker 3: George Church made this church's chicken chain, he actually was
Speaker 3: in the business of selling incubators. Incubators were apparently his
Speaker 3: former life as a as a fucking businessman before he
Speaker 3: started making Nigga Chicken.
Speaker 2: So he started he started up with the incubators and
Speaker 2: then was like that, this is a lot of eggs
Speaker 2: that are hatching.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think it was like, what am I
Speaker 3: doing with all these loose chickens? Yeah, chop, chop chop.
Speaker 1: I'm creating my own project product. So that did.
Speaker 3: None of that makes you at all nervous anybody.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to me left or right, Okay, as far
Speaker 1: as like putting me on or off the horse, that doesn't.
Speaker 1: I don't really feel any kind of way about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know who about the stock, though, I want to.
Speaker 3: Know right I bought the stock is a big question
Speaker 3: because we've never seen anybody get rich from church you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I kept a quiet.
Speaker 2: We're also acting like white men don't eat churches, right.
Speaker 1: Chickens, I'd say that's the majority.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be honest, I've never he said, you've never
Speaker 2: seen come to Omaha. You go see a.
Speaker 3: Line the only churches chickens. The churches chicken that that
Speaker 3: we had two of them in my neighborhood, one of
Speaker 3: which was on like sort of like the border of Chicago.
Speaker 3: I'm from a suburb that borders Chicago, but specifically the
Speaker 3: west side Austin, the Austin neighborhood, which is an almost
Speaker 3: entirely black neighborhood on the west side of Chicago. And
Speaker 3: so that was the churches, so I only saw black
Speaker 3: people in there. And then the other churches that we
Speaker 3: live by is where my mom's current houses, which is
Speaker 3: in Maywood, and that churches is all black too. So
Speaker 3: I've truly never seen a white person eating churches chicken.
Speaker 1: Oh they got one way deep in Aurora out here,
Speaker 1: that's like. And then they got one off the Feds,
Speaker 1: which I guess it is not even that many black
Speaker 1: people anymore. But yeah, I've seen a lot of white
Speaker 1: people eat eat his chicken.
Speaker 2: Me too, me too, unless they have an amazing scientist
Speaker 2: that can only affect them.
Speaker 1: So I hate to be this guy. As far as
Speaker 1: fast fast, fast food fried chicken chickens at the bottom
Speaker 1: for me, it's pretty low on my cane before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take the wet meat that whatever.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: What I will.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like they fry it and then dip
Speaker 3: it afterwards, and then they give it to you and
Speaker 3: you're like.
Speaker 1: It's like crazy, and then they you can't. It's like
Speaker 1: it's really god original recipe used to be interesting. Texture.
Speaker 1: Now it's like, that's true.
Speaker 2: I have noticed that it's gone back like it's normal,
Speaker 2: but it's not. They did something weird.
Speaker 1: They did something. It's like it's like it's like, you
Speaker 1: know how Martin Laurence robust and.
Speaker 2: Then steralyzing the sterilyzing juice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sterilized. Oh well, I I don't love that you're
Speaker 3: throwing it that way. H yeah, sterized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it, like it's something you can see
Speaker 1: on us.
Speaker 2: Wait, turn to the left.
Speaker 1: I just know he's got some pink on it. No.
Speaker 3: So the the additional information I'll throw your way is
Speaker 3: that you mentioned that Popeyes eventually buys churches chicken uh
Speaker 3: in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a while apparently that Popeyes had them,
Speaker 3: but they didn't actually turn this into like churches or
Speaker 3: Popeyes presents churches chicken until more recently, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, Like they were sort of chilling about the
Speaker 3: shit previously.
Speaker 2: Like Jack in the Box and Harty's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. It's like that secret brotherhood you
Speaker 3: didn't know about until suddenly they were like, nope, that's ours,
Speaker 3: we do that. That said, the part of the reason
Speaker 3: that they sort of rebranded the church's name, and I'm
Speaker 3: really curious to hear what y'all say about this, is
Speaker 3: because they felt that by calling it churches, it had
Speaker 3: too much of a connection to Christian beliefs, and that
Speaker 3: limited their potential on an international level. That like, oh,
Speaker 3: we can't sell this chicken as effectively in Guam or
Speaker 3: wherever the fuck because we potentially are are making it
Speaker 3: too much of American sort of Christian values.
Speaker 2: I buy that advance conspira.
Speaker 1: I mean if I yeah, because if I look into
Speaker 1: my own I don't give a fuck. I'll eat every
Speaker 1: religion's food, all kosher halal, I'll put it on the
Speaker 1: same plane. I don't give a shit. Do you think
Speaker 1: that it's that like what is the place? Where is
Speaker 1: it like Islamic States where they're like, no, we will
Speaker 1: not eat.
Speaker 2: Here's the whole the word church means church in English,
Speaker 2: and I can't think of another language in which church
Speaker 2: means church.
Speaker 3: I would think it so for you're saying for for them,
Speaker 3: it wouldn't matter.
Speaker 2: It's also just not a fun name. It's just not
Speaker 2: a fun name at the end.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's it's not like bo Jangles that.
Speaker 2: But I feel like it tastes better than church and chicken.
Speaker 3: I truly when my wife first told me, because I'm
Speaker 3: from I'm from Chicago, right, Like, I had no idea
Speaker 3: that that was even a thing.
Speaker 1: And when my.
Speaker 3: Wife first told me that bo Jangles Chicken was like,
Speaker 3: I was like, you coon ass, What the fuck are
Speaker 3: you talking about? You goddamn goddamn race trader? What are
Speaker 3: you talking about?
Speaker 2: Back there?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat it. I'm like, taste good at the airport.
Speaker 1: That ship is amazing. It's so good.
Speaker 3: I've never had it. And part of it, I think
Speaker 3: is just have you had.
Speaker 2: No But I'm the opposite of you where you hate
Speaker 2: fried chicken. I'll eat any piece of fried chicken. I
Speaker 2: don't give a funk. And it's always chicken. Fried chicken
Speaker 2: is pizza. It's great.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Great?
Speaker 2: Let's stop there at the grocery store. I've been sitting out.
Speaker 2: Oh great, I love it. It's never bad. Love chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2: Don't care great, I love it. Eat it up.
Speaker 3: I can't say I disagree. I'm rare the eating eating
Speaker 3: chicken fried chicken, especially and being like, just what the
Speaker 3: fuck what is this?
Speaker 2: And then if you do, you finish it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I like it to the side. I
Speaker 1: like it all, do everything, do everything to it. And
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. You gotta hit that, souv got
Speaker 1: do that point.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna use it for that.
Speaker 3: I will that and salmon to that point. I do
Speaker 3: think that makes me start to believe more in the
Speaker 3: possibility of this conspiracy theory, the fact that that three
Speaker 3: out of four of us are like, I will eat
Speaker 3: it follow on the ground, I don't in the house, fools,
Speaker 3: I'll eat it with a mouse. I'll eat it over there.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 9: I will ever, and so yeah, if they put some
Speaker 9: fucking sterilization sprinkles, We're gonna keep eating it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll tell you the truth that my chickens adventures,
Speaker 1: I might have caught a stray. I might have caught
Speaker 1: a stray. Sterilization of all the places I've eaten chicken.
Speaker 1: That's a possibility.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I do think that that you have to
Speaker 3: at least believe in the possibility that somebody did this
Speaker 3: at some point. And if you're willing to eat chicken
Speaker 3: from anywhere at any time, then somebody is getting sterilized,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It may so don't deny yourself gas station chicken pleasures
Speaker 1: just because you think you're not going to have a
Speaker 1: baby some days.
Speaker 7: Right, look me in the eyes and tell me so
Speaker 7: many times.
Speaker 1: Yea, the whole South is full of gas station Don't
Speaker 1: do that. Don't do that to gas station Chicken. You're
Speaker 1: making it sough the quality of gas.
Speaker 2: You can't come out fight me right now? I will
Speaker 2: fun you know a good fight. Stop it was a person,
Speaker 2: fight me right now, come on out.
Speaker 1: I guess station gas Chicken was a person is undefeated
Speaker 1: in street fights. Ye never watch the fight. Ever.
Speaker 3: If gas station Chicken was a person that motherfucker does
Speaker 3: push ups on.
Speaker 2: Clay Lack, the rapper, I'd be like gas start with
Speaker 2: he fight me right now.
Speaker 1: Guess that's the craziest.
Speaker 2: You can't help rap me.
Speaker 3: You you might be able to beat my ass, but
Speaker 3: you can't out rap me though.
Speaker 2: Guess they might be like she might be.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna like gas station Chicken probably also
Speaker 1: has bars any support me.
Speaker 3: Gas station Chicken ain't got nothing to do.
Speaker 10: But that's all he doesn't there, It's like, it's just
Speaker 10: what I do. You want to what I do?
Speaker 3: This is? This is all I have?
Speaker 1: You didn't they That's the name I earned out here.
Speaker 2: My real name is Davante's friend. I was born with it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh lord.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So so we don't. We don't seem to
Speaker 3: believe that there's Here's the other piece of that international
Speaker 3: threat that started to bug me a little bit at least,
Speaker 3: is that it does seem like the need, the want
Speaker 3: rather to go international to change the branding so that
Speaker 3: more people of different countries will accept the Chicken feels like, well,
Speaker 3: maybe we're just aiming for brown and black nations to
Speaker 3: sterilize more effectively than we might be able to do
Speaker 3: in a quote unquote melting pot. Here's a country.
Speaker 1: Here's my other issue with this is I've never viewed
Speaker 1: the KKK as being as ambitious as all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like at tops they want
Speaker 1: all the black people out of the South and the Midwest.
Speaker 1: I don't even think they're on the coasts like that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, I don't feel like
Speaker 1: I don't feel like they would be willing to scale
Speaker 1: it up to an international plot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't have international ambition.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Interesting, ladies, where are we do? How do you feel
Speaker 3: about the k going international?
Speaker 2: I think they decidedly don't want an international anything white
Speaker 2: American love. They hate not Americans. Sure, a few countries
Speaker 2: they might. There's only a few countries they want to
Speaker 2: fuck with, like maybe Germany.
Speaker 3: Don't you're saying, You're saying that they couldn't even effectively
Speaker 3: do business with the landowners of these foreign nations to
Speaker 3: be able to put the poisons in their communities.
Speaker 2: I think they're the same people who in New York
Speaker 2: a million years ago were like ew irishmen, Irish everybody, everybody.
Speaker 2: That's fair, Italian. They don't have it. It's too much work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair. And I do think to the earlier conversation,
Speaker 3: it feels like that's part of the reason why they're
Speaker 3: not the premiere white supremacy organization. Is like y'all don't
Speaker 3: focus like you know what I mean, Like, you gotta
Speaker 3: really you gotta, let's focus on one group and make
Speaker 3: that our brand. And they're like, man, I will fist
Speaker 3: fight anybody anywhere all the time. Can't take you nowhere. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like lazy, they're ready.
Speaker 2: You're friend friends, my new friends because they afraid right.
Speaker 1: Now, right now, I'm not as confident as a traditionally lazy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: I need you to let go of my arm. Lazy,
Speaker 3: say it, say my name. It hurts, and I'm scared.
Speaker 2: And that's all I want. As long as you're scared
Speaker 2: that I know who you chose. You say aloud, trying
Speaker 2: to be in front of your friends. You let that
Speaker 2: black girl tell you what you do. He scared you, guys.
Speaker 2: That's what I I have.
Speaker 1: Like I love a cry for help.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I told you we came on this podcast, don't you
Speaker 2: say ship.
Speaker 3: So one of the things you mentioned earlier, Amber that
Speaker 3: I think is important is worth noting, is that it
Speaker 3: also doesn't seem in sort of going against the conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem like you need to put that much
Speaker 3: that many additions into regular fried chicken to make it
Speaker 3: effectively damaging to people's bodies. Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: fried chicken is doing a lot of hard work on
Speaker 3: its own without any sterilization substances.
Speaker 2: And yeah, there's a lot of ways you can be
Speaker 2: sterilized without being sterile.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure, it's like the worst food for you really
Speaker 1: is once out.
Speaker 2: And yes, that's why it's so like we brought down
Speaker 2: the room.
Speaker 1: It wasn't you trying to fight gas. I will for you.
Speaker 3: To bring the room down even more. One of the
Speaker 3: specific side effects, or rather the list of the specific
Speaker 3: side effects that apparently come from consuming abundant amounts of
Speaker 3: fried chicken, is increased cholesterol.
Speaker 1: Now, you're just gonna give us the end of soul food.
Speaker 3: It turns out Big Mama doesn't get to keep those feet.
Speaker 3: Those are sciences feet now, each one in.
Speaker 2: A jar at a different university.
Speaker 3: And yes they're big ass jars. Shout out to pe Hall.
Speaker 3: You did your thing, baby girl. We're all real proud.
Speaker 3: But increased cholesterol, weight gain, higher risk of type two diabetes,
Speaker 3: and also just generally death is apparently a side effect
Speaker 3: associated with consuming a large amount of fried chicken.
Speaker 2: And you forgot one the willingness fight because y'all three
Speaker 2: chickens to y'all wicked, did not take energy. Y'all for
Speaker 2: on tire from me? Meant chicken today. That's not on
Speaker 2: the list. That's not on the list. Guys, this is
Speaker 2: extra funny because you don't know how small. It couldn't
Speaker 2: be small. It makes everything's extra funny.
Speaker 3: Got you, Yeah, she was, she was hitting me. You
Speaker 3: said she was a body builder. You said that. You
Speaker 3: know the way she's been speaking to us, we assumed
Speaker 3: she was a solid six one honds.
Speaker 2: Will punch the funk out of your knees, knee.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen those videos where lions and giraffes
Speaker 3: fight this. It's given me that vibe where it's like,
Speaker 3: you're gonna be a rascal about it, but I'm gonna
Speaker 3: kick this ship out of you fight. So there there
Speaker 3: are all these side effects. But to your point about
Speaker 3: the chicken making you want to fight, they also point
Speaker 3: out that it does have the potential to to swing
Speaker 3: your moods. That apparently fried chicken is a mood elevator
Speaker 3: and is it can cause dangerous sort of reactions from
Speaker 3: consuming it.
Speaker 2: Dangerous but it's a mood elevator. Are you talking seriously
Speaker 2: like anger?
Speaker 1: I'm so happy about this chicken. I'm gonna fight in
Speaker 1: the gas station.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I really should not start eating.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's for you.
Speaker 2: I'm there.
Speaker 1: I think I think it might. I think it might
Speaker 1: be too much for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think some people can't handle certain drugs.
Speaker 3: And it sounds like chicken, ain't sure your ship?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: That is a crazy conspiracy theory I have heard is
Speaker 2: that people who don't eat meat. That that's how far
Speaker 2: away I am from the fucking concept. Couldn't even tell
Speaker 2: you the term of such a people don't eat meat
Speaker 2: because some people have said that the anger that the
Speaker 2: animals endure to be bread, to be food, to be
Speaker 2: locked up, and that gets passed along to you.
Speaker 3: WHOA.
Speaker 1: People also put clothes on their dogs energy.
Speaker 3: This is like a transference of the animal's rage, almost
Speaker 3: like a possession.
Speaker 1: Almost.
Speaker 2: I hate energy people. I'm sorry, I'm so against the
Speaker 2: people like and you know, he just had such good energy,
Speaker 2: and if you have good energy, good things will happen.
Speaker 2: You don't think slaves have good energy? I hate I
Speaker 2: always say that to people. If you have good energy,
Speaker 2: that stop. That's not how things work.
Speaker 1: You know what I like about you is I can't
Speaker 1: tell if you're a villain or a hero.
Speaker 2: Not to me.
Speaker 1: You can think I was out, but then you hated
Speaker 1: the energy. I'm all over the place.
Speaker 2: I will, I can't, I cannot. When did that start?
Speaker 2: Please tell me when the energy already starts for black people?
Speaker 1: When, oh, twenty eleven, give me a year.
Speaker 2: We got our energy. Black people got their energy in
Speaker 2: twenty eleven, And that makes sense, then I believe it.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of a dude in the slave
Speaker 3: quarters on a plantation being like, hey, y'all, if we
Speaker 3: got to fix our attitude.
Speaker 2: And that will get us out of here.
Speaker 3: If everybody would just put their jin up, then maybe
Speaker 3: Master will will fix this.
Speaker 2: Take three deep breaths and we're free.
Speaker 10: Yo.
Speaker 11: And ooh my back, ooh, I miss my baby, ooh,
Speaker 11: come on, ning unless work.
Speaker 2: I think of it like I don't like the slave masters. Five.
Speaker 3: It's just.
Speaker 7: Water.
Speaker 3: You know what you know? What Master needs is some quartz.
Speaker 3: I think if he had a little quartz in his pocket,
Speaker 3: he would just chill out.
Speaker 1: I want to stage the master bedroom next time he's out,
Speaker 1: I'm going.
Speaker 3: You know how the Master keep beating you is because
Speaker 3: of his diet. I think I think if he had
Speaker 3: a little bit more kill in his diet studying mean chickens.
Speaker 1: I put these crystals in my pocket. I haven't been
Speaker 1: beat since.
Speaker 3: Now, if you find them, you're gonna say I stole
Speaker 3: his crystals and killed me. But he ain't gotta find them, right, y'all,
Speaker 3: we have a well, ladies, I think we did it.
Speaker 3: I think I think this more or less covers the
Speaker 3: I think it covers the subject. If I were to
Speaker 3: summarize it, it sounds like you're not at all bought
Speaker 3: in on the possibility that church Is is owned by
Speaker 3: the KKKA or sterilizing black men, but you are brought
Speaker 3: into the possibility that maybe we should stop or at
Speaker 3: least reduce our relationship with chicken for the sake of
Speaker 3: our own survival.
Speaker 1: Yes, chicken does a lot of things.
Speaker 2: This bird God's first.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Lacy is saying yes, let's let's reduce, and Amber is saying.
Speaker 2: Let's just uh, if there's a way I can get
Speaker 2: more chicken, please give it to me.
Speaker 3: Mister George Church.
Speaker 2: If you can hear a celestial plane.
Speaker 3: Speak to God and tell him we stole more chicken
Speaker 3: upon my bea bow to you, my sweet lord.
Speaker 2: You know we're going straight to hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Uh well, Amber Lacy, could you tell the people where
Speaker 3: they can find you? And what cool ship y'all have
Speaker 3: going on?
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Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, battle, I was about to start.
Speaker 2: You got a camera.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, She was like, after all of that, I
Speaker 3: somehow am there's still the rapper in this story. Even
Speaker 3: though I beat bogs.
Speaker 2: You guys like you, I can tell you the phone
Speaker 2: call like I lost your chance. A lot of people
Speaker 2: are gonna be able to hear you. You should try
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, boy, you want to tell the people where
Speaker 3: they can find you?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: You can find me, guys, show me no, don't drop it,
Speaker 1: don't stop now, you gotta do everybody's drops. You can,
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Speaker 3: Oh fucking ye, and you can follow me at Langston
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Speaker 3: come come fuck around in person. And if you want
Speaker 3: to send us your own conspiracies, your own drops, if
Speaker 3: you want to accuse someone else being a conglomerate of
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Speaker 1: That ship there.
Speaker 3: Do the doe, do your fucking.
Speaker 1: Job due diligence. Goddamn, that's right.
Speaker 3: Fuck else, do you got this?
Speaker 1: Is how we talk to us.
Speaker 3: You're a good job.
Speaker 2: We love you so much.
Speaker 1: You're doing a minimal job.
Speaker 2: You can do more.
Speaker 3: They can do a lot more, and we don't. We
Speaker 3: won't settle for their bullshit. They know we want, They
Speaker 3: know the God did you all right?
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Speaker 2: All Kuala bears are racist.
Speaker 6: The host of Layer for hosting money, fur ships and
Speaker 6: many turkey stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me