WEBVTT - "The Hating Expert" with Langston Kerman 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:08.119 Forever. Hello, Oh hi Maureen, how are How are I see? 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:10.280 You have a glass of red wine over there? Right? 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:13.320 This is my after dinner before the podcast glass. So 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:15.160 I love that, but. 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:16.400 I gotta leave it all the way over there, because 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:17.959 you know, I got a black and white rug, and 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:20.000 every time I spill something, I spill it on the 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:20.480 white part. 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:24.159 So it's happy Black History Month. That's how it should be. 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:26.200 Thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah, you know what, 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:29.160 that's the other way to look at it. Thank you. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:32.120 The black side is still clean. The white side dingy 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:37.000 fills on brand. Hey, Marie, I was actually thinking about 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:41.720 getting a steamer for my apartment, Like a steamer, like 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:44.159 to steam the floors and the carpet. You think that 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:45.199 should be the move? Or? 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.800 No, don't you have a cleaning man? You don't even clean? 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:51.400 Does say he come with his own supply? 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:56.560 No, you know he comes from the Bronx, so I don't. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.440 I don't think he would bring a whole steamer to 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:01.560 eat New York. What you think the steamer's gonna do 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:02.040 to your house? 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:02.160 This? 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:05.839 It's gonna get rid of the cats. Tell us walk 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:09.800 us through the thought process. Ye, I think it's just 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:10.679 good it's good. 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:13.680 It says, it's good to disinfect the floors, it's good 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.360 to get stains out of the carpet. 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:19.080 You know what else does that sweeping, mopping, vacuuming. You 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:20.440 could do all of those things. You don't need to 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:24.440 get a steamer for your house. Okay, so the verdict's out. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:28.720 There will be no steamer at Sydney's apartment. Great, Marie, 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:30.200 how are you feeling? How are you doing? 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.240 I feel like you said all that, but you're looking 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.680 at the tracking number for the steamer you just ordered. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:38.200 I feel like you wants already en route. No, no, 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:41.000 no, no no. I first of all, I wanted to check 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:44.319 in with my Black Lady counsel and you said no. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.800 So that's it's a no. Who told you you needed 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:52.400 a steamer? Friend the Facebook adds Marie, I need you 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:54.920 to take me off Facebook. I gotta get all. I 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:59.160 don't know why, but every day there's something that I'm like, 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:01.960 I need this. I didn't talk about it, and I 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:02.440 need it. 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:06.000 I don't think anybody on this zoom has been on 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:07.040 Facebook this. 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:10.240 Year, in the last two years. I'm gonna say that 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:12.919 even Andrew. No, not at all. 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.520 Oh wow, I saw that your friend requested me though 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:16.560 like a year ago. 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:21.720 Whoa, whoa, don't you fucking Andrew take that back. I 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:23.720 don't remember friending you. 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.880 Really because let me check. Let me check right now. 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:31.600 Which okay, Well, lose people pull up receipts on this podcast. 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:35.200 If there's any listeners out there that's looking for a producer, 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:40.280 intern hot gay Sydney Ridle, I got you. 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:44.239 A friend of Andrew Maguire on Facebook. Let it be official? Yeah, win, 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.800 I don't let me Can I see the friendship? 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.040 Well you're not making a lot of friends on Facebook hunt, 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.600 so that could friend from several years ago. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:57.120 No friends since March twenty twenty, if that's any consolation. 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:59.600 Well it's a dark time. It was right in the 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:01.840 beginning of the pandemic, so yeah, that checks out right. 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.200 To be fair, we was on lockdown in March twenty twenty, 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:08.800 so I mean people were opening up their LinkedIn accounts, 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.720 So don't do that. Don't come for me. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:13.960 Not none of these people here, nobody here was opening 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.960 up their LinkedIn on March twenty twenty. 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:21.520 Anti who Marie. You know, I would love to start 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:24.079 this off on a positive note. So I was wondering 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.400 if you had any positivity to bring to the pod 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:28.640 before we start. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:31.079 I got some positivity for that ass. So I went 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.680 to stopping shop today to pick up a few items. 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:35.160 I said, I'm gona get up. I'm gonna start the 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:37.680 day the week strong. I'm a grown up. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:39.920 First of all, the stopping shop. 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:42.400 On Atlantic Avenue is not where you should go. Don't 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:46.160 go there if you're ever in Brooklyn, because I went in, 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:48.120 and I guess the time that I was there is 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:51.560 like peak people asking you to get them stuff time. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:56.320 Because in one aisle, like four different people approached me 0:03:56.440 --> 0:04:00.840 at four different times. I'm looking at the green the pea, right, 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.720 the sweet peas, the green peas, and some guy came 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.720 up to me. We make got contact above his mask. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:07.960 I'm like, oh, he's kind of cute. 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.360 He was like hey. I was like hey. He was like, 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:11.760 how you doing. I was like I'm good. 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.200 He's like, you know, I make music. I'm selling it 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:17.840 an album for a dollar. I said, whoa. I said, 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:19.800 I said, good luck with that, and he was like, 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:21.200 oh okay. Conversation over. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:21.760 He left. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:27.159 I'm looking at the garbonzo beans. Now, some other dude 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:30.040 comes up. A lady with lashes, these crazy heavy lashes. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:33.359 Comes up to me, Hi, Sis, you know, I'm just 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.960 wondering if you could help me buy a couple of items. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.640 I'm like, Sis, I'm here to get my own groceries. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.360 I can't help you today. She's like, that's fine. 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:45.200 Further down this same aisle, this young dude comes up. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.240 He's like, Hey, I'm not homeless. I have two dollars. 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:51.600 I just want to know. I was like, bro, sorry, 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:54.040 I said, it's a lot of people in here begging today. 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.480 I can't help all of y'all. He was like, Marie, 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:59.240 what were you wearing? Were you wearing your fur coat? Like? 0:04:59.279 --> 0:04:59.720 What the fuck? 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.680 Why they think you all had so much money that 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:03.440 I had on my tea bos wig you know the 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:08.240 Asia Week. Okay, she must have a chest tattoo with something. 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:11.880 She's one of the wealthy auntie, wealthy auntie on the loose, 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:12.440 got it, yo? 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.040 So I like scared this young dude away. And then 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:16.679 at the end of the aisle there was a dude 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.520 kind of hanging out of a wheelchair, like literally like 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:21.960 tilting out of the wheelchair, and I was like, yo. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:26.400 I'm okay, come on, Marie, what is about to happen 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:29.240 right here. Come on, run these bits ciss that you're 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:30.400 gonna do on in stories. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.440 Let's go. This is not a bit. It happened to 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:35.159 me today. Not all of us use our podcast to 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.760 try out material. Some of us are having actual conversations 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:38.760 with the listeners. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:43.320 A wheelchair, a guy in a wheelchair, man in a wheelchair. 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:48.360 Not yeah, we've heard it all. Well hanging okay, show 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.279 up hands. How many people think I'm lying? We we 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:54.560 we So we have somebody who's selling a mixtape see 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:55.800 sis an album. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.360 Wait, this is also in a story. 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:03.800 Andrew stop and shop across from the Barclay Center today 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:07.240 at noon. Okay, the nigga in the wheelchair, I was like, okay, 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:08.960 if I make I didn't even want to make eye 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:12.200 contact with him, and I was like, do you need help? 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.479 And he was like no, And I was like, you 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:16.560 don't need me to help you get out my way 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:21.400 or nothing. Marie, you're being ablest. I'm not saying this. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:26.080 I'm just saying when the listeners will write in the reviews, 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.560 we're able lists, we're fat phoebic, but white phoebic. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.040 Well, I'm just if it makes the listeners feel any better. 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:34.200 Everybody that I was talking to was black. So what 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:34.680 that makes me? 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:39.400 Now, what that makes me? Now problematic? That's what it 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.880 makes you, sis whatever. So when you didn't give him 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.320 any money, I didn't, all right. 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:44.200 So that's it. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:45.040 That's what happened today. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.479 And then I left the supermarket so fast I forgot 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:48.960 half of the stuff that I went in there. 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:52.080 To pick up. Now I gotta go back to the 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:58.560 store tomorrow to get eggs. Well, Marie, I cannot relate 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.280 because I went to the boat the other day and 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:04.560 a woman asked me could I help her get a Kandish? 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:06.600 And I thought she wanted me to pick the kindish 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:09.520 up for her, or like order it for her, because 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:11.880 she I guess she couldn't speak, but she wanted me 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:14.840 to buy it. And uh, you know, a black woman 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:21.200 asking for a Kannish very cultural thing. That it's for 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:23.960 the Jews, it's for the juice. It's for the juice. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:28.800 Are you for the juice? Okay? You called me, you said, 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:32.720 I'm running bits, but you run bit run? What meeting 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:36.440 are you? Wait? Isn't a Kandish? Isn't that like a 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:41.160 Jewish a Jewish dish? It's it's the way you said. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:45.760 It's the way you said for the Jews. Well, I'm 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:48.280 getting older, Marie. This is just how it comes out 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:53.120 of your mouth once you hit forty. No, a kanish, 0:07:53.280 --> 0:08:00.200 it's like a potato type like, no, it's not, it's 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.160 not that. It's like a you know here, let me 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:08.559 have kanishes at the bar, at the at the bodega bayou. Yes, yes, okay. 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:13.480 Why is it astounding because nobody here knows what that is. Well, 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:17.480 people are just not cultured, but okay. A kandish A 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:23.000 kandish is a traditional Jewish snack food, consisting of a 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:26.800 filling covered with dough that is typically baked and sometimes 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.480 deep fried. Condishes are usually purchased from street vendors in 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:34.280 urban areas with a large Jewish population. I haven't seen 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.520 a Jew in this neighborhood since I got in this bitch, 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.120 but anyway, she asked for it, and I was like, 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:44.160 well maybe maybe, I mean maybe her, maybe her homeless 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.439 boyfriend is Jewish. I don't know, but her homeless. But 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:48.800 I got it, but I got it for her. It 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:50.720 was it was actually a dollar fifty and I said 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:54.240 I had it, well, actually I had ten dollars out 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:55.839 and That's why I was like, I was about to say, 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:59.199 I don't think I have enough, but I got it anyway, Sydney, 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.319 hold on hello, Yo, Sidney just picked up a yeah 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:08.440 phone call. I gotta go. Okay, my deliveries outside one second, Marie, 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.520 can you can you talk to Andrew for one second? 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.600 I'm sorry, No, I'm on break. If Sidney's on break, 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.480 I'm on break, I too, am on break. I'm not. 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:18.440 I'm not on break. I'm I told you that I 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:19.800 was getting food. You could have thrown. 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:21.640 You could have introed the guest, and we could have 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.080 had a whole conversation without you. 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:23.480 Is what. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.880 I don't want to have the conversation without their guests. 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:27.480 I want to intro the guests. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:29.920 As soon as you get up, I'm gonna intro him. Bye, 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:35.079 go go get your phone. Bye ah, and we're back. 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:38.319 Listen. Nobody knows what a kanishi is, Andrew, did you 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:40.720 google it? What the what the google images? A hot 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:42.640 pocket with stuffing it? 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:45.440 They look like a little like dumplings almost all right, 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:46.680 like ready dumplings? 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.480 Okay, well they sound nasty. Well let's bring the guests 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:52.760 in just to get on Sidney's nerves. Uh, he's been 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.800 on the podcast before. You love him, you know him. 0:09:55.840 --> 0:10:00.440 He's our esteemed light skin guests for Black History Month. 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:05.400 Today, give it up for our hate expert or hating expert, 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:07.120 Langston Kermit. 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:12.520 Hey, what a what a Welcome to the most racist, 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:16.600 problematic podcast available on the internet. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.040 Your podcast is more problematic than our podcast. 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.880 I don't know, y'all, niggas are shining right now. You're 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:25.800 not really acting up on this podcast. You went on 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:29.120 a whole rant about how a wheelchair man didn't deserve money, 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:29.679 and then. 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.760 I say, the wheelchairman didn't deserve money, but I needed 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:33.920 him to get out my way. 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:35.240 He was in the middle of the isld. 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.360 That's not how I heard it. I heard you you 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:43.080 say you wanted to scoot him out of your way 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.600 so that you could close your fird coat like Cruella Divis. 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:47.880 That's the way I heard all. 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:49.680 It was a green trench. 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:54.000 Second, if you're in the store and people are asking 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:55.840 you for money or just out, because there's a lot 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.080 of homeless people in La I'm not saying anybody at 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.240 the supermarket was homeless today because they all looked. 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:01.920 Very with homes. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.320 So when people approach you for money or ask you 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:06.400 to buy them stuff. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.080 How do you usually react? 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:11.200 See, here's the difference between LA and New York. And 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:15.360 I forgot this very valuable tidbit now that I've been 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:18.040 in LA as long as I have, is we keep 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:21.240 ours outside, you know what I mean, Like, we're very 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:25.000 unkind to our un housed friends, and it should be 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:28.160 looked at and solved. But frankly, the one thing they 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:31.240 do effectively is make sure the motherfuckers aren't allowed in 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:35.640 businesses and certainly not allowed to beg for money when 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:36.560 they come into business. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:37.000 I don't know. 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:39.280 When I lived in LA, I would see homeless people 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:42.280 at the open mics, like on the buses at night 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.840 time and at open mics doing stand up. 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.280 So it was like, yeah, well that's not our business. 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:51.280 They respect. They're not going to protect our best open 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.480 micers in the world. They only care about the. 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:55.679 I don't know. I don't know what happened to him, 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:57.839 And he said he was outside. He's not outside, he's 0:11:57.880 --> 0:11:59.920 not picking up the phone call whatever. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:04.079 Girl, ain't nobody worried about your food? What we're talking about, 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:04.800 we're talking. 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:08.120 About the homeless community right now. Okay, okay, all right, 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:08.959 She coming in. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:13.160 Talking about food and her Postmates delivery. What you order, 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:14.480 tell us what you order? 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:20.640 I ordered salmon Karioki with a what's the wrong with that? 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:23.920 What does that mean? It's salmon? Yeah, I was. 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.360 Gonna put I was gonna put that tone on whatever 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:30.640 you said. It made no difference. You could have said 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:32.800 the most reasonable meal, and I was gonna be like, 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:34.120 this is a little dumb ass. 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:45.120 Okay, shut out? And then is your sides or something? Yeah, 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.560 there's it's a it's a bento box. Okay, here he is? 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:50.000 Here is you see this? You see how she jump 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:54.679 in and I'm not on the mic and everything. 0:12:54.640 --> 0:13:00.920 Right, she don't even care no timing to this. She 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:03.920 just is answering the way she would regularly answer. 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:07.320 Now she's upset, and you know what happened. She probably 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.440 been the wrong addressing m. 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:15.439 HM of her own home, of her own home. She's 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:20.760 not even threw a microphone like Frankie. 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:24.720 Sorry. He was running like I had ordered it a 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.960 while ago, and they were running behind, and now he's 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:30.080 even more behind, and it's like, what the fuck? Okay, 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.760 I'm sorry, I apologize, Linkston. I know that you're very 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:33.800 busy I'm sorry. 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:38.200 I am devastated by this unprofessional behavior. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:41.520 Langston. What would you be doing if you weren't on 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:42.440 the podcast right now? 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.760 My wife wanted to go to bed bathroom beyond and 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:47.360 I got out of it because of this. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:49.600 So what you should be doing is thinking us. 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:54.160 Yeah, yeah, no, listen. I appreciate what you've done, but 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:56.280 I also expect that this is going to run long 0:13:56.320 --> 0:14:00.040 because Sydney wanted Sam and Terioki in the middle of 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.960 which means that it then is going to obstruct my 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.160 evening in a different kind of way because. 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.040 Because you know no thing, you know she's gonna be 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:08.800 eating it on the pod. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:12.960 No, I don't, Marie. When's the last time she's gonna 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:15.360 duck down and be like, when's the last time I 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:19.800 haven't done that, Murrie? Last Wednesday? I don't know, Marie, 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.960 where's the like we're the sisterhood in this bitch like Sidney, 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:28.960 We're literally watching you ordering getting up to go get it, 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:32.560 and you're like, where's the sister who? I'm telling you 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:33.600 what you're doing. 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.280 This is exciting. I've never seen a friendship terror party 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:40.800 in front of my own eyes, but this is you. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.920 Just have my back she'll just like throw me under 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:48.600 the bus, Sydney. The bus is the Postmates delivery man, 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:52.120 Wing Sam and Teriyaki. First of all, I had set 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.840 it up top I say, hey, guys, I had ordered 0:14:55.360 --> 0:15:00.480 way before this podcast was starting. They're behind the behind. 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.440 This is not my mom when you say way before? 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:06.320 Did you an hour ago? Friend? An hour ago? At 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:11.680 eight twenty two? Yeah, all right, guys whatever, She's. 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.000 Never gonna forgive us because it's terrifying. 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:19.000 I just I'm like, come on now, she's just hungry 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.520 because she hasn't eaten anything yet today this seminaryokey is 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:22.600 about to be her first meal. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:26.520 That's what it is. Yes, absolutely, that's exactly what it is. 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.600 That that ain't got nothing to do with us, baby girl. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.760 I'm sorry. Good to know, Marie. Good to know. Thank you, 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:35.040 appreciate you much. Sis. 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.480 I feel like when people, when the reviews come in 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.600 for this episode, they're not gonna say Marie did anything wrong, Sidney. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:47.120 They're gonna say, man, leanson, sure sounded uncomfortable. The reviews 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.040 are in, and that nigga was nervous. It went from 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:51.520 being kind of silly to. 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:56.920 Not silly no more, but didn't tell us when it 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:58.000 got not silly no more. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:04.840 Oh you were giggling, and then salmon Aryoki got two 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:08.080 minutes later and oh boy, oh boy, change the energy 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:08.920 real fast. 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:13.960 It's fine. Do what do you guys want? Whatever you 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:17.920 want with the with the pod, it's it's above me now, 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:19.960 it's above me, not me. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:23.000 I'm still here. I'm stuck in it, right on, right 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:29.000 on ground zero of the eruption of this podcast. 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.120 Here, I am Sydney. You order food during the hobby Hunters. 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:35.200 Stop at I'm asking that. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:36.000 That's a real question. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:40.080 Uh oh, now we're bringing up other shit. Yeah, Marie 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:41.560 didn't have to happen. 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:45.280 Yeah, I'm like, what are you talking about? Since I 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:49.080 ordered it an hour ago. You'll be in your house 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.840 and you'll come like twelve minutes say you're like, oh, 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:53.960 you know, I started doing my hair before the pod. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:56.720 Like it's it's okay, Sydney, I'll do that at the 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.960 beginning of the episode, and then we'll start we'll do 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:03.320 the podcast and I'm not interrupting and like getting like, we're. 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:05.640 Still talking about your fish. That's not even there yet. 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.800 It's not my fault. I ordered it in an hour 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:11.440 before the podcast. It was supposed to get here before 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.560 they're late. This is not my fault. 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:16.040 Where'd you order it from? 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:17.159 Is it? 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:21.320 At least A lovely is a restaurant? 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.040 I order from it all the time, and it's always 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:28.639 on time. It always thirty minutes. I can't pronounce the 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:31.800 name of That's why you're feeling, because you can't pronounce 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:34.040 the name. They were like, she she's playing with us. 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:38.920 We're gonna play with too, Oh my god. Yeah, it's great. Okay, Well, 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:41.880 I don't know. I don't know what to do. It's 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:44.080 it's still not here. He told me two minutes. It's 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:48.000 been two minutes. They there are right. It's very behind. 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:51.679 And it's either been two minutes or the longest thirty 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:52.720 seconds of my life. 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.000 And I don't know, it's been longer than two minutes. 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:57.800 And now we nineteen minutes in and when Sydney came back, 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:03.119 it was thirteen, so it's been right a right, So Langston, 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:04.760 I'm sorry for wasting your time today. 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:08.840 No, I'm chilling. I listen. Here's what I would love, ladies. 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:13.280 Let's let's get Sydney her food, let's recalibrate, let's be 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:16.840 friends again, and then let's talk about hating shit. That's 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.840 that's the kind of evening I would love for us 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:20.520 all to have. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:25.000 Thank you for mediating this, lady, I mean, hold on, 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.400 let me be realistic here. If the food get there 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:29.919 in twenty minutes, we're gonna start the podcast again in 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:30.600 twenty minutes. 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.400 No, I'm gonna have him leave the food at the door. 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:35.040 How about that. I'll leave the food at the door. 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:37.600 I won't go and get it. How about that. I'll 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:39.400 do that. I'll do that for the pod because I 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:44.280 apologize for this happening. I'm so sorry. This is so unprofessional. 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:47.200 I really apologize. I'm so sorry. 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:51.480 I don't know, kind a weird way, a weird. 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:58.520 Podcast, and it didn't sound You're sorry, didn't feel sinceious. 0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:03.000 Man to stop, I'm antagonistic. 0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:06.240 You are, which is it? No? No, no, it's totally fine. 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:11.719 Like sin, We appreciate you for spending your time dealing 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:16.000 with this unprofessional podcast that's from the ghetto. And it's 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:18.679 from the ghetto because of me. Oh, the podcast is 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:21.480 from the ghetto. Yeah, because it's it's from me for me, 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:26.040 I'm making it. Because we're now almost thirty minutes in 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:32.119 and we have not started, but we have that ce. Okay, okay, 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:35.399 So so what is the plan that friend, Cause we 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:37.959 can still have a conversation, but you're saying that we can't. 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:41.720 We can have a conversation. I feel like as. 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:44.960 Soon as you have a conversation and the Seminaryoky is gonna. 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:47.399 Show, I'm not gonna go get it. I just said 0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:49.520 that I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna have him leave 0:19:49.560 --> 0:19:51.560 it at the door. I'm gonna let it be cold 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:53.680 so that I can do this podcast. 0:19:54.200 --> 0:19:56.400 Is he gonna be able to get into your Apartment's 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:56.879 to be. 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:58.360 Able to get in an apartment. 0:19:58.160 --> 0:19:59.919 Though, it's just gonna sit outside. 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:04.000 That's what I'm gonna do, Sydney. You're that seems unreasonable 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:08.760