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Speaker 1: That's a whole lot, whold lot of feelings, whole lot
Speaker 1: of emotions, whole lot of talking about very little. We uh,
Speaker 1: we break down the things that are important to us,
Speaker 1: not things that are important in the world. And today
Speaker 1: we have a little bit of a part two. We
Speaker 1: have a little bit of a of a revisit, okay,
Speaker 1: because we we had talked a little bit back and
Speaker 1: forth about some seasonal things that everything, but today we
Speaker 1: bring it home with what I would consider the final
Speaker 1: form of those things. Why people enjoy those seasons. Right today,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be cabins in the mountains versus beach houses.
Speaker 1: Get into it. How wrong can Josh be in two
Speaker 1: weeks back to back? Okay, so I'm guessing that means
Speaker 1: that you want to go first. Then No, since you're
Speaker 1: so you're so sure, you're so sure, you're so positive
Speaker 1: that I'm wrong. So I'm excited to hear. I'm if anything,
Speaker 1: I feel like I have a front seat tell me
Speaker 1: how wrong I am, so that I can tell you
Speaker 1: how none of that applies. Go ahead, listen. Is not
Speaker 1: that you're wrong, is that you're not right? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? No, No, don't don't do that either. Uh.
Speaker 1: If you want you want to take me out with logic,
Speaker 1: you got to do it. You gotta do it top
Speaker 1: to bottom. First of all, when in the history of
Speaker 1: you knowing me, have I always gone pure logic. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, you're saying how wrong I am? Like how
Speaker 1: how I'm talking about in general over the history of
Speaker 1: the podcast. M you see what I'm saying, Like, it's
Speaker 1: not just to Jay, it's not just last episode, it's
Speaker 1: it's every episode, and it's it's every episode. What do
Speaker 1: you say? Listen, I'm just concerned for you you're concerned
Speaker 1: for me, you should be concerned for yourself. All right,
Speaker 1: Well you've had you've had plenty of episodes where you
Speaker 1: did well, where you got the people on your side. Um,
Speaker 1: and I think that maybe I think that maybe you've
Speaker 1: underestimated that I make good points to Sometimes I feel
Speaker 1: things that people also like, you know, talking about every episode, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you make great points, but they're just not right, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Like it's you make great points,
Speaker 1: but you just don't win. It's like a debate. You
Speaker 1: get points even if there's like a there's a knockout
Speaker 1: and then there's like a t KO. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you want to box the match because the footwork, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So tell me what's so great
Speaker 1: about beach houses? Well, I just I just don't understand
Speaker 1: why I have to even just feel these questions because
Speaker 1: it's like, first of all, it's the motherfucking beach. So like,
Speaker 1: I don't even understand. It's like people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're sad. It's like you sound stupid. Shut up. There's
Speaker 1: dirt everywhere, sad. It's just a different kind of dirtt.
Speaker 1: This is a little dirt soil, there's dirt. There's saying, Okay,
Speaker 1: sand is the herpies of dirt. All right, it's gonna
Speaker 1: get in and it's gonna be hard to get out.
Speaker 1: You're not even gonna know that you have it until
Speaker 1: you know you take your shoes off. It's it's a
Speaker 1: it's a pain. No, No, we act like that saying
Speaker 1: is this is this mysterious creature that goes bumping the night.
Speaker 1: They'll just roll up on you and be like you
Speaker 1: didn't you even knew that was here. What I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: now you know what the hell is saying came from
Speaker 1: you into the beach, didn't you? But they're saying, okay, listen,
Speaker 1: you have to if you don't know the secrets of
Speaker 1: getting the sand off of you. Okay, you gotta let
Speaker 1: the wind do a lot of the work. Okay, you
Speaker 1: gotta shake stuff out before you put it in the car.
Speaker 1: But also, when you met to the beach, you knew
Speaker 1: you was gonna get some saying okay, this is just
Speaker 1: part of the experience. You know, when you go to
Speaker 1: a bar, somebody might spill a drink on you, but
Speaker 1: you still go to a bar and someone supposed to
Speaker 1: drink you like oh wow, this is crazy. But if
Speaker 1: you're sitting in a golden car when somebody supposed to
Speaker 1: drink on you, it's gonna be very unexpected. Look if
Speaker 1: you were sitting at a golden corral and you were
Speaker 1: upset about any outside forces coming at you and doing
Speaker 1: any form of damage to your person, your belongings, what
Speaker 1: you're wearing, then you are the one that's out of order,
Speaker 1: all right. When you go to a golden corral, you
Speaker 1: truly take your life into your own hands. Also, some
Speaker 1: what some crab legs? Where the crab legs really worth it?
Speaker 1: Do they have crab legs? I don't know if they
Speaker 1: have crap legs. I feel like I might also be
Speaker 1: confusing golden corral with a different place. I saw a
Speaker 1: fight over crap legs. Was that a Chinese bouefire? No?
Speaker 1: But it was a buffet for sure, And it was
Speaker 1: it was people. At first, it was just tongs, a
Speaker 1: lot of tongs like snipping at each other like, and
Speaker 1: then a couple of hands, and then some tongs caught
Speaker 1: some hands, and then some hands caught some hands, and
Speaker 1: then everybody caught hands. Wow, what a song? Did you
Speaker 1: know that we're out of crab. Who's we like as
Speaker 1: a culture, like, as a people, like, as human beings,
Speaker 1: the crab is gone? Wait what you look up? Um?
Speaker 1: What what are you saying right now? So you're saying
Speaker 1: we are out of crab? Like, I think all this
Speaker 1: like there's a billion crabs that we don't have. I
Speaker 1: didn't make this up as an article looking up on that.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not saying you're making anything up. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to understand how much out of crab we are.
Speaker 1: When you say, do you mean America saying that billions
Speaker 1: of snow crabs have disappeared from the waters around Alaska,
Speaker 1: scientists say over fishing is not the cause. Oh it's
Speaker 1: I wish it was us. It's worse, that's not us.
Speaker 1: So then so then wait, if you go to one
Speaker 1: of these crab places and you order crab, is it
Speaker 1: not crab? Well, we just I think we just found
Speaker 1: this out like a month ago. So the shock and
Speaker 1: awe of many billions missing from the population is worth noting.
Speaker 1: That includes all the females and babies. The Bristol Bay
Speaker 1: red king crab harvest will be also be closed for
Speaker 1: the second year in a row. The agency's announced. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: I mean it looks like cabin's just got a little
Speaker 1: bit more appealing. All right, there's gonna be no crab
Speaker 1: because I mean, come on, you gotta go to the
Speaker 1: cold now. First of all, it's a snow crab. This
Speaker 1: is what hot crab. Okay, you get, you get crabs hot. Though,
Speaker 1: I'm saying if things that come to the beach are
Speaker 1: dying off right, So if there's no more crabs, just
Speaker 1: gonna be running around scooter scooting at the beach. No, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, these are different crabs. These are Alaskan snow crabs.
Speaker 1: It's only the Alaskan ones that are disappearing. Yes, there's
Speaker 1: only the lasting ones. There's billion of them issing. They
Speaker 1: don't know where they're at. I don't know. Maybe they
Speaker 1: just need to turn left. I don't know where. I'm
Speaker 1: not a scientist. Obviously it was a theater major. But
Speaker 1: you having a good seafood tree is one of my
Speaker 1: favorite parts of going to the beach because I can
Speaker 1: tell you, I don't know what black people are gonna
Speaker 1: do if we're at snow crap. That's that's also my concern.
Speaker 1: As soon as I heard it, I was like that
Speaker 1: means the gumbo is gonna be lacking. Bro It means
Speaker 1: the buffets are going to be weak. It means your
Speaker 1: crab boils. It's gonna be uh problem. Yeah, we need
Speaker 1: more black climate scientists specifically for this. Skip skip all
Speaker 1: the other stuff. Even if we're gonna die in a decade,
Speaker 1: go ahead, skip all that. Tell us how to get
Speaker 1: the snow crabs back. I'll tell you what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you out right now. And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you why. Cabins in the mountains our superior. You
Speaker 1: won't even have to worry about any of this duel.
Speaker 1: Say you come to a cabin, you're chilling. No, this
Speaker 1: is not a beach problem. This is not a beach
Speaker 1: house problem. The beaches are a problem. The beach houses
Speaker 1: are a problem. Okay, No, no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: you can he no no, because I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. The beach house. Let's let's
Speaker 1: talk about it for a second. Let's talk about the dangers. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about just the dangers. You are a beach house.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the beach every day. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: so happy, right, sharks. You got sharks. Okay, you already
Speaker 1: got the sharks, then you got the storms. You really
Speaker 1: want to be there during a storm when you're in
Speaker 1: a cabin in the mountains. Tell you what variables bears
Speaker 1: are you saying? They're way more sharks than there are
Speaker 1: bears eating people, attacking people, slapping people. No, there are not.
Speaker 1: People interact with bears way more than they interact with sharks.
Speaker 1: Crazy people on purpose. Yes, no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no. You are more likely to
Speaker 1: get conge by a bead and get attacked by a shark.
Speaker 1: People all ways use this shark equivalence. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I get attacked by a shark. Ben you could have
Speaker 1: got a car accident on the way here, because you
Speaker 1: know people are provoking sharks. Does not act like that.
Speaker 1: But also so you can't say, oh, you gotta talk
Speaker 1: about bearcers, you're provoking a bear. No, sometimes bears ain't
Speaker 1: here with the ships. There's let you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: here to play with you. You should have opened a trash.
Speaker 1: Can you knew I was coming? Stop playing with me?
Speaker 1: Don't act like the people get attacked by bears. But
Speaker 1: it's also panthers. There's panthers. There's panthers, there's mountain lions.
Speaker 1: There are very aggressive deer, like, there are way more
Speaker 1: animals that can't attack you in the mountains, that can't
Speaker 1: attack you in the ocean. So we're really gonna skip jellyfish.
Speaker 1: We're really gonna skip staying rays. Were really gonna skip sharks, jellyfish.
Speaker 1: You can see a jellyfish coming up. All you gotta
Speaker 1: do is just swim away from the jellyfish. All you
Speaker 1: gotta do is not run up on a mountain lion,
Speaker 1: like like mountain lions run mountain lions up on you.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of a person getting attacked by mountain
Speaker 1: lion the way I have a shark. I feel like
Speaker 1: mountain lion is the lowest on this list, is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I bet you. Here's the thing I
Speaker 1: will say. I can already concede this point technically that
Speaker 1: I feel like we don't hear about them as often.
Speaker 1: But I can see how people be going to those
Speaker 1: national parks and be touching bears and rubbing up on bears,
Speaker 1: and and then bears slap them and accidentally kill them. Right,
Speaker 1: But that's still not a cabin though the National Parks
Speaker 1: is not a cabin bear. So are we talking about
Speaker 1: houses in the mountains or the mountains of the concept
Speaker 1: as a label houses in the mountains because we're not
Speaker 1: just talking about the beach right now. We're talking about
Speaker 1: beach houses. Okay, so we're not talking about Okay, so
Speaker 1: we're about beach homes. Yeah, beach homes. That's why I
Speaker 1: brought the storms because I was like, guys, this is
Speaker 1: this is great property to own in between hurricane seasons.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, don't tornadoes go to mountains? Do they?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm a meteorolog. I feel like this
Speaker 1: is gonna sound real dub. I probably gonna get judged
Speaker 1: in the comments, But I feel like when the tornado
Speaker 1: hits the mountain, the mountain just break it all up,
Speaker 1: like it just it just it hits and it even storms,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't like go through. It doesn't like hop
Speaker 1: scotch up the mountain to keep destroying stuff the way
Speaker 1: that it does on a flat land. Yeah. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: tornado's gonna have legs like that, Like it's not like
Speaker 1: a Tasmanian devil that's just gonna jump up and keep
Speaker 1: spinning because hurricanes just go. Hurricanes go in a way
Speaker 1: that like it feels disrespectful. Like I grew up in Louisiana,
Speaker 1: so I've I've witnessed hurricanes just act like buildings weren't
Speaker 1: in the way. Yes, but I've never seen like I've
Speaker 1: seen a tornado, right because when we moved back to Miami,
Speaker 1: there weren't any major hurricanes that hit while we lived there.
Speaker 1: We moved there right after Hurricane Andrew, which devastated all
Speaker 1: of South Florida. I understand like having a beach house, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you're worried about flooding, you're worried about hurricanes.
Speaker 1: But like when you live in a cabin, it's you know,
Speaker 1: you have to worry about forest fires, you have to
Speaker 1: worry about you know, snow can get heavy, snow can melt.
Speaker 1: If there's you know, you can cause a lot of
Speaker 1: water damage. I mean, there's different hazards that you have
Speaker 1: with living in both places. What I can say is
Speaker 1: that one, I don't believe to go into the mountains
Speaker 1: in the summer in the same way that it is
Speaker 1: pointless to go to the beach in the winter. So
Speaker 1: we're still leaning on seasonal peaks. Yeah, because it's like
Speaker 1: the beach is the most enjoyable when you can, you know,
Speaker 1: legs out, titties out, you're hopping in and out of
Speaker 1: this ocean. Right. And then as someone who thinks that
Speaker 1: a vacation in the summertime, it's only having a beach
Speaker 1: house and a place that's not like I've been in
Speaker 1: a beach house and like Atlantic City and I'm like
Speaker 1: that wasn't like Old Jersey source situation. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I know y'all, y'all don't know no better. That's why
Speaker 1: you think this is nice. Also, Yankee beaches are just
Speaker 1: not great anyway. Where's the best beach to you? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm you're giving me a Caribbean. You're giving me you
Speaker 1: know the like Marco Island in Florida is gorgeous, Dauphin
Speaker 1: Island is pretty, and um in Alabama, like Gulf. The
Speaker 1: Gulf is very pretty because it's like they're really clear
Speaker 1: clear water. And when you go to like Fort lat
Speaker 1: the like Ola Beach, Biscayne Bay, South Beach, like the
Speaker 1: Keys are very beautiful. When I went to Turks and Caicos,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was fucking gorgeous, so you have
Speaker 1: like a clear water sitch, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But like also the good thing about be in the
Speaker 1: beach house like that thing that people talk about, like
Speaker 1: you know, truck, you know, having to drag stuff down
Speaker 1: to the beach and you know, um the sand and
Speaker 1: all of that. It's when you don't have to tote
Speaker 1: stuff back to the car, it's a totally different campaign.
Speaker 1: Like I had a condo on Tybee Island, I think
Speaker 1: for my thirty tea. I think my thirty seventh birthday.
Speaker 1: I think maybe thirty six, thirty seven, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We just had a condo just across the street because
Speaker 1: all the ones on the beach were like time chairs
Speaker 1: and ship so we couldn't get in. So all we
Speaker 1: were just across the street. And as somebody who grew
Speaker 1: up going to Tybee Island and it was we were in.
Speaker 1: We drove down for the day, or we would go
Speaker 1: up to Hilton Head and we drove down and then
Speaker 1: you spent on the at the beach. You have to
Speaker 1: tote everything back to the car and then drive four
Speaker 1: hour back to Atlanta. To be able to just cross
Speaker 1: the street and go to the beach and then go
Speaker 1: back inside. Was amazing. But like as a kid, so
Speaker 1: when I was like nine, ten years old, we lived
Speaker 1: in we lived on North Miami Beach, so like we
Speaker 1: lived in this, we lived in the So you ever
Speaker 1: see that show Sweet Life from Zack and Cody, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what we were. So it's like we lived in
Speaker 1: this hotel. We had the kitchen, the housekeepers would watch us.
Speaker 1: German Touris taught me how to swim. It's like a
Speaker 1: shopping mall on the bottom It's still there. Actually, it's
Speaker 1: like a shopping mall on the bottom floor. And every
Speaker 1: day I would just go swimming in the ocean or
Speaker 1: swimming in the pool. And this was like I think
Speaker 1: all of fourth grade for me, like most of the
Speaker 1: fourth grade for me, or at least half of it was.
Speaker 1: So I've lived on the beach. Your girl has had
Speaker 1: a life, Joshua, No, I believe you. I guess. I guess.
Speaker 1: My thing is when it comes to happen for me.
Speaker 1: There's a fireplace, all right, there are cozy places to read. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can stay. I can stay nice and warm, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about hot, am I talking about
Speaker 1: beach hot, sweltering, burning, my skin. I'm talking about a
Speaker 1: nice warm throw over me, right, like a little throw
Speaker 1: or even an afghan on me. Okay, I'm I'm smelling
Speaker 1: sent to candles. My question is, are you holding a
Speaker 1: cup of tea with both hands? If I need to?
Speaker 1: If I must, then I must. I'm telling you, Ah,
Speaker 1: you make me so worry. I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like even if I can get one of those what
Speaker 1: were they call um snuggies, A snuggie in a cabin.
Speaker 1: Snuggie is definitely out here. As seen on TV. Come
Speaker 1: throw a seen on TV was worn by reading in
Speaker 1: a cabin. I listened, I have done the cabin thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've done the cabin thing with a group of friends.
Speaker 1: Quote unquote, um, you know, listen. It was a couple
Speaker 1: of things. Oh my god, the wildest thing was said
Speaker 1: to me. There was a you know what, never mind
Speaker 1: and so, you know what, fuck it because it's wild.
Speaker 1: So someone there was making chicken pot pie for dinner,
Speaker 1: but like a big one for us to share because
Speaker 1: it was like six of us. Yeah yeah, And one
Speaker 1: of the dies in the group said he couldn't have
Speaker 1: chicken because he and chicken had the same blood type.
Speaker 1: So what was actually happening, was that this this person
Speaker 1: that was brought by another person his wife. His wife
Speaker 1: has been married to a chicken this entire time. She's gone,
Speaker 1: so she's out here, and that's that's messed up of
Speaker 1: him too, because that means that he's really falling in
Speaker 1: love with the oppressor, all right, because that's hilarious because
Speaker 1: he probably yeah, people have just been eating his cousins everything.
Speaker 1: He didn't say anything at the table, you know, And
Speaker 1: I don't even go ahead, and I'll go as far
Speaker 1: to say it. I'll say it right now. And people
Speaker 1: may be thinking I'm going too far, but I don't care,
Speaker 1: all right. I don't know this person at all. But
Speaker 1: this this person that you're talking about that was on
Speaker 1: this trip with you, that's a house chicken. Okay, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I saw Oh I saw this, and I
Speaker 1: was trying to figure out. I remember we had a
Speaker 1: recorded days. So one of my friends posted something on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I had to um let d let grind Josh know
Speaker 1: about the greatest version of you. It's not the I
Speaker 1: can do anything version of you. The greatest version of you,
Speaker 1: it's the discipline version of the greatest First interview it's
Speaker 1: the version that has parameters. So I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't drink that. I don't go there with these people.
Speaker 1: I'm focused. I have a prize that's in fun m music,
Speaker 1: all right. When I say music, when I say bars,
Speaker 1: all right, the only thing hard or than these bars
Speaker 1: are prison bars, okay, And they're the prison of not
Speaker 1: living up to your potential. All right. If you want
Speaker 1: to stay locked up in mediocrity, if you want to
Speaker 1: stay in the clink, all right, you want to stay wait,
Speaker 1: don't let me laugh. You want to stay in the
Speaker 1: clink of the mundane, all right? Do you want to
Speaker 1: stay in the pin of the practically not even here
Speaker 1: all right? Or do you want to break loose? Do
Speaker 1: you want to unchain yourself? Do you want to bound
Speaker 1: yourself by grabbing a little bit of discipline, grabbing a
Speaker 1: pinch of persistence, grabbing a whole bowl, a whole bowl,
Speaker 1: a whole bowl, you're ready, a whole bowl of can't
Speaker 1: stop me, won't stop me? So we take the cast
Speaker 1: stop me? Want to stop? But we grabbed the pinch
Speaker 1: of persistence, We grabbed a little bit of discipline, okay,
Speaker 1: and you stir it up with a with a with
Speaker 1: a spoon, all right, and you know what the spoon
Speaker 1: made of, right, you already know what the spoon made up.
Speaker 1: You already know. You can guess if you want, You
Speaker 1: already know, no would all right, you're gonna take a
Speaker 1: wooden spoon, all right, you're gonna stir. And when I
Speaker 1: say start, sometimes people stir in life. Sometimes when people stir,
Speaker 1: they start until their arm is tired, until their wrist
Speaker 1: is weary. Okay, but what you really gotta do? You
Speaker 1: gotta stir until you know, until you know, beyond show
Speaker 1: of a doubt, that it's mixed, it's seasoned, it's ready,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's warm, it's not hot, you know. And
Speaker 1: if it was cold, maybe you stirred it up fast enough.
Speaker 1: You got it hot again. Can't you? Bless blessed? We're
Speaker 1: blessed right now? How does your brain do this? Do
Speaker 1: what grind? You know? I wish, honestly, honestly do say?
Speaker 1: I wish I knew another way. I cannot imagine what
Speaker 1: the person listening to this is thinking, because it's like,
Speaker 1: is it beach houses are not? No, it's cabins. It's
Speaker 1: cabins all day, nothing like a snowy little walk. You know,
Speaker 1: I can see your footprints in the ice. I can
Speaker 1: see my footprints in sand. And you got that stay
Speaker 1: at all between your toes are it's never coming out.
Speaker 1: It ain't ever coming out, is never coming out? All right?
Speaker 1: As soon as you get it in there, is it there?
Speaker 1: What I'm looking for is I started out with two
Speaker 1: sets of port footprints. Okay, I want to see that too,
Speaker 1: set prints. And you know what happened then is when
Speaker 1: he carried me. You know, do you know why he
Speaker 1: carried you? Because I said it was dirty? All right?
Speaker 1: Are you saying, you know, like being barefoot? Josh? I
Speaker 1: don't mind it, but I'm not like you. Hey, don't
Speaker 1: put that out there because you know people are never
Speaker 1: gonna see my feet. So last thing I need to
Speaker 1: think that is that is that half my shoes? Not real?
Speaker 1: This thing is out here wearing a woman's side six. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm never telling you anything. I've seen your shoes. Hey, Look,
Speaker 1: I'm doing my best, all right. I just don't like
Speaker 1: I said, I wear a nine like I wear like
Speaker 1: a nine nine and a half in men's you wear
Speaker 1: I wear a nine nine and a half in men's.
Speaker 1: The reason that cabins best is because a cabin also
Speaker 1: has the tranquility, all right, the tranquility of nature that
Speaker 1: you don't get at a beach house because there's too
Speaker 1: many beach houses and you've got people. Even if you
Speaker 1: had a private beach, which is rare to get a
Speaker 1: private beach, you're still sharing that private beach with a
Speaker 1: bunch of other people. Unless you have millions. That private
Speaker 1: beach is not that private. Neither is the forest. No, no, no.
Speaker 1: But as far as people wanting to go, people being
Speaker 1: up in your business, coming close to your cabin, that's
Speaker 1: that's much rare. You can have a cabin in the
Speaker 1: mountains and it'd be the only cabin for a couple
Speaker 1: of miles. A beach house, there's no there's beach houses
Speaker 1: where there's not another house for a couple of miles.
Speaker 1: All right, I mean, good luck with that level of money.
Speaker 1: Just I. I think that my thing is much more accessible. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see. Hold on, we got the information a hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty three bear attacks in North America between two thousands,
Speaker 1: and they're over forty bear attacks around the world every year.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I see, I see, So how many people
Speaker 1: died from getting attacked by a shark last year, and
Speaker 1: then how many people died from getting attacked by a bear.
Speaker 1: The deaths of both will be much lower because some
Speaker 1: people get slapped by a bear and then they run
Speaker 1: and if the bear doesn't chase them, they live. Because
Speaker 1: that's on this video of this lady. She was just
Speaker 1: like hiking and then this bear came up and just
Speaker 1: started like tapping her on her legs and just like
Speaker 1: sniffing her. And ship, I think they know we're afraid
Speaker 1: of them, m hmm. So then they're just like, hey,
Speaker 1: yeah it also, I'm gonna cook these people right back.
Speaker 1: They can shoot you, like not now they're jogging. They're jogging.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be all right, I'm gonna be right. They right,
Speaker 1: and then they just go through smacking white women in
Speaker 1: the legs and then they stand really still and they're
Speaker 1: like all right. And then they started because like this video,
Speaker 1: like he was tapping her on the legs, he was
Speaker 1: licking her on the legs. Then then you started sniffing
Speaker 1: the other lady and then he just walked away. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the scream of the screaming also
Speaker 1: lets us know that, uh, let's bears no where afraid. Well,
Speaker 1: I get look, shark, something can hear when you're under water? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be wild if a shark caught a scream
Speaker 1: bubble it his ear. Is that a real thing that
Speaker 1: happens or the just some cartoon ship? I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know exactly. Okay, this is gonna sound as a kid.
Speaker 1: I tried We all tried it as a kid in
Speaker 1: a swimming pool and you went under water and tried
Speaker 1: to scream and nothing happened. I feel like, okay, this
Speaker 1: is this could be completely wrong. So I'm letting you
Speaker 1: know right now. I'm not saying I'm write about this.
Speaker 1: I feel like what happens is when you scream underwater,
Speaker 1: the sound waves come out of your mouth like they
Speaker 1: would if you were above water, right, but the air
Speaker 1: bubbles aren't full of the sound waves. So it's kind
Speaker 1: of like how we can How dolphins taught us sonar
Speaker 1: is because they're making those noises and the sound still
Speaker 1: goes through the water. The sound waves still travels through
Speaker 1: the water, but it's not in the in the air
Speaker 1: bubble that came out of your mouth, so so they
Speaker 1: probably could hear us if they were close enough and
Speaker 1: if they could like hear well, But they're never gonna
Speaker 1: hear us like that because that's not how like I
Speaker 1: would love if you could scream into a bubble underwater
Speaker 1: and shark bites it and their mouth is just full
Speaker 1: of screams. That'd be amazing, that'd be incredible. I just
Speaker 1: don't know if it's the taste. I just like at
Speaker 1: a shark body just some human screams in its mouth,
Speaker 1: Like I can't imagine screams taste good. You know, it's
Speaker 1: not even how they taste, it's probably how they feel,
Speaker 1: just a little rumbling. It was like, that's why would
Speaker 1: it feels like you? Like I didn't ask that. I
Speaker 1: was just trying to eat something and I felt was,
Speaker 1: now I gotta kill one of y'all. I have to
Speaker 1: why would you do this to me? I'm a good shark,
Speaker 1: come out here just swimming and ship. We get offered
Speaker 1: to go on a trip with somebody, Like if somebody goes, hey,
Speaker 1: let's go on a trip, where would you want them
Speaker 1: to ask you to be going? Would you be more
Speaker 1: excited to be going on a cabin trip or on
Speaker 1: a trip? I think it would be cabin trip for me,
Speaker 1: because I know that with a cabin we're getting we're
Speaker 1: getting way less personal. You know, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not going in and out of the of the
Speaker 1: the house that we're renting while people are trying to
Speaker 1: change into bathing suits and stuff like that. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: over here, just like you know, I'm gonna read over here.
Speaker 1: Maybe you all want to read over there. Maybe we
Speaker 1: play some board games, Maybe we watch a movie together
Speaker 1: as a makeshift family, all right, Maybe we just take
Speaker 1: a walk. We take a nice snowy walk. We enjoy
Speaker 1: the silence, the sound. But you're saying that for a
Speaker 1: cabin to be endurable for you, it has to be
Speaker 1: winter time, because you keep talking about cold ship. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you know what I will say though, the
Speaker 1: one edge and maybe you're into the spring as well.
Speaker 1: But the one edge I give cabins over beach houses
Speaker 1: in the regard of season is that a fall cabin
Speaker 1: is just as amazing as a winter cabin, just in
Speaker 1: different ways because you're watching the leaves change and it's
Speaker 1: not as cold, so you get a different type of
Speaker 1: like hike or different type of wildlife around you. Like
Speaker 1: you're still seeing the squirrels and stuff. It's just a
Speaker 1: nice breezy season, you know. I I can concede that
Speaker 1: the spring at the beach is also probably great because
Speaker 1: it's not as hot, so it might even be better
Speaker 1: into a certain degree. So I can concede that fall
Speaker 1: in a cabin it's probably great because again leaves are changing.
Speaker 1: You know, we're about to go into the hibernacione, so
Speaker 1: that makes sense. And like winter in a cabin is so.
Speaker 1: And then because the thing is like when you're in
Speaker 1: the mountains and it's like summertime with all the leaves,
Speaker 1: you really can't see the forest for the trees because
Speaker 1: all of the leaves, you can't really see anything. It
Speaker 1: was your it was your point, but you still said
Speaker 1: it like you didn't want to say it. You were
Speaker 1: like good, I mean it was it was a claiche thing,
Speaker 1: but like you said it, like I had said it
Speaker 1: nine times already, Like it's like this stupid point, I
Speaker 1: gotta make it good. But no, So like if you're
Speaker 1: in the like the cabin and summertime and all these
Speaker 1: trees because you know, because they are you know, deciduous
Speaker 1: and not of agreen. You know, they got all their
Speaker 1: leaves and stuff, just being green and stuff, and you
Speaker 1: know you can't see the other mountain because all the
Speaker 1: trees and ship in the wintertime, all the leaves are gone.
Speaker 1: You know. Oh, there was this guy that started dating
Speaker 1: you know, the mechanic years ago, and uh, we went
Speaker 1: on one date and then he wanted to take me
Speaker 1: up to like this mountain. Times like this time show
Speaker 1: up in the mountains like for a date like this
Speaker 1: been a weekend with him, and I had to be
Speaker 1: like twenty two three m So of course my answer
Speaker 1: was like I want to die on my own time.
Speaker 1: But like I sometimes regret not going, but I also
Speaker 1: know I didn't know him well enough m hm to
Speaker 1: enjoy a weekend in last month in a cabin a
Speaker 1: second date. Yeah, you can't really beat yourself up for
Speaker 1: that one. That's that's just part of life where you
Speaker 1: were being cautious and it's one of those things as
Speaker 1: well where like I look back at that time, even
Speaker 1: in the pandemic, I'm like, man, I should have just
Speaker 1: bet it all on real estate and then and then
Speaker 1: I'd be I'd be in a different tax bracket right now,
Speaker 1: you know, but we don't know what we don't know,
Speaker 1: we don't know what we don't know. And plus my
Speaker 1: mom was like, no, I just met this man. I
Speaker 1: was just dying your own time. I was like yes,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm not gonna murder you. And
Speaker 1: I was like, that's what murderers say. Yeah, but to
Speaker 1: be fair, it's also what people who don't murder say.
Speaker 1: So it's like, there's really you're really tobatto to bottle
Speaker 1: to murder tomorrow. But no, it's fine. His name's not
Speaker 1: my husband. Um, I don't know who is, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't that guy. So I can say that I've never
Speaker 1: understooden you go to cabins in the woods, why those
Speaker 1: people don't have curtains? Oh? That okay? To be fair,
Speaker 1: he the I will give you that I've stayed at cabins,
Speaker 1: and I was like, there should be some give me
Speaker 1: the choice of looking outside, Like, don't give everyone the
Speaker 1: choice of looking in, right, I'm not gonna lie if
Speaker 1: I keep going to cabins, I'm gonna start bringing my
Speaker 1: own curtains. No, I can't do it again. The last
Speaker 1: half and that I say that had it didn't have
Speaker 1: any curtains, and I was like, so, whoever rolls up
Speaker 1: to the house and don't get me wrong, far out
Speaker 1: so it's not like but crazy, but still, you know,
Speaker 1: should have brought my own curtains. She brought my own curtain.
Speaker 1: I gotta brought extra sheets and just throwing them up
Speaker 1: that the windows are so big and they're so high.
Speaker 1: There's never a ladder, so I'm like, I don't need
Speaker 1: to go all the way down. I just needed to
Speaker 1: go above my head. It is the wildest thing. But
Speaker 1: you know what, always has curtains? What beach house, baby
Speaker 1: boy always has curtains, always has curtains, might even have shutters.
Speaker 1: You're not seeing in that house all day. Also, you
Speaker 1: get them doors, right, you kick a cool breeze through
Speaker 1: that whole. It's a nice time, okay, just being able
Speaker 1: to be at the beach. And then oh let me
Speaker 1: go up here, get a little drink and drink, get
Speaker 1: a little beverage. Right, because should we tell the people,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's tell to people. So I have
Speaker 1: put together Wow, wow, what a what a wow. I
Speaker 1: didn't think you were capable. I did not think always expected, unexpected, baby,
Speaker 1: So listen, listen, I think, hold on, hold on, I
Speaker 1: think we can figure this out. But we're two people
Speaker 1: who are doing well. Okay, we got the words of
Speaker 1: my mom, we got good jobs, multiple revenue streams. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what if we find a way to practically figure
Speaker 1: to practically figure this out? So it's we go on
Speaker 1: a beach trip. And now we have to go on
Speaker 1: a cabin trip. Okay, because I haven't been on enough
Speaker 1: cabin trips to have a good reference point for reference, right,
Speaker 1: and multiple ways to show you that you're incorrect, So
Speaker 1: like I need, but you have to show me ways
Speaker 1: that I'm like. You don't agree. Like you're going cabins,
Speaker 1: You're going hard for a house made entirely of who
Speaker 1: in the mountains, right, I'm going for home beach side manner. Right.
Speaker 1: How do we test these things? Go on a trip, baby,
Speaker 1: we gotta do a trip. I'm with you, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I think that there's going to come
Speaker 1: a point where the people listening have to ask themselves.
Speaker 1: We have to ask ourselves. Do you go for, like, um,
Speaker 1: a fun and loose summer or spring or super cozy
Speaker 1: fall or winter? And I think you can beat But
Speaker 1: the thing is, it's curling up with a book, sitting
Speaker 1: up chilling in the cut. You don't forget the board games.
Speaker 1: Don't forget the board games. You can do board games
Speaker 1: at the beach. You can do card games at the beach.
Speaker 1: You can have like outside you could do cornhole, you
Speaker 1: can you know, toss horse shoe, you do all these things.
Speaker 1: You can outdoor game it, baby, you can. It's a
Speaker 1: different energy though, it's a different it's a it's a
Speaker 1: totally different energy to everything that you do, whether you
Speaker 1: go to a beach house or you go to a cabin,
Speaker 1: because you know when you go when you go to
Speaker 1: a beach house, you'll even see it. Spring Break is
Speaker 1: a great example. You get the beach houses. Hey, nobody's
Speaker 1: really trying to cozy, you know, everybody's trying to smash.
Speaker 1: That's just that's just life, you know, that's a real thing.
Speaker 1: That's that's what if you're going to, like if you're
Speaker 1: going to like a beach house with your friends or
Speaker 1: you're going to a cabin with your friends. It's like
Speaker 1: we have like resorts and stuff like there's not really
Speaker 1: like a lot of winter resorts unless you're going skiing.
Speaker 1: And guess what happens at winter resorts. People trying to smash. Sure, sure,
Speaker 1: I think a resort situation is just people trying to
Speaker 1: smash a resort situation. That's true. I just feel like
Speaker 1: the the potential smash at a winter resort is a
Speaker 1: little bit more coughing. I think it's a I think
Speaker 1: it's slightly more this is gonna be the person for
Speaker 1: the trip as opposed to like the beach is just
Speaker 1: like ah, you know, it depends because if you're at
Speaker 1: a resort and you're there for a certain number of days,
Speaker 1: you it's like it's like camp. If we hooked up,
Speaker 1: we go this is a two week camp. We're together
Speaker 1: for two weeks. Now for three month camp, that's a
Speaker 1: different situation. Well, look, I think this is a perfect
Speaker 1: time to kick it to you, the listener, you know,
Speaker 1: the listener. Have we made our points or any points
Speaker 1: at all? Great question? Great question? What the fund have
Speaker 1: we been talking about for the past what five minutes
Speaker 1: at least at least did we help you figure these
Speaker 1: things out? Where do you stand? Where do you stand?
Speaker 1: Or did we do what we always do and just
Speaker 1: tell you stuff so you know, tell us how what
Speaker 1: you think? Is it beach, is it cabin or are
Speaker 1: you like I don't like either one. I just want
Speaker 1: to go to a lake. Yeah lake. I didn't even
Speaker 1: think about that. I mean, yeah to me, it's just
Speaker 1: dirty water. It's been around too long, right, at least
Speaker 1: the ocean moves. This is new water every time. Ocean. Um.
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Speaker 1: might get confused. Start talking about grab lazy it because
Speaker 1: what an attack on the black community. I'm made troller. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it's starting to feel personal, it's feeling very personal
Speaker 1: because I am somebody who've been a crabboy place before.
Speaker 1: You know, we cat cat cat cat, we get it in. Baby,
Speaker 1: you've never seen Josh Johnson break down a crawfish bro
Speaker 1: The young man is from Louisiana. Don't sleep on Josh Johnson.
Speaker 1: So I guess we should talk about shows we have
Speaker 1: coming up. I'm gonna be at the Arlington Drafthouse December
Speaker 1: two and third, uh with late Slarraby from America's to
Speaker 1: Got Talent. And also I'm gonna be at Arlington Drafthouse
Speaker 1: in a d C. And then I'm gonna be at
Speaker 1: the Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas December ninth
Speaker 1: and tenth. And then me and Josh are going to
Speaker 1: the beach. Baby, I'm taking Johnson the beach. I am
Speaker 1: gonna put this together. We are gonna figure this out.
Speaker 1: Should we do or hold up after? Should there be
Speaker 1: a part three? Should there be a part three? We
Speaker 1: went summer, we went Windsor, and now were at the
Speaker 1: beach in the Windsor. Look at God, I won't he
Speaker 1: do it? Look at geography just working. I'm taking Josh
Speaker 1: to the beach and then Josh's gonna take me to
Speaker 1: the Montania's, to the cab on because I want to
Speaker 1: see if this man is right. I'm gonna be under
Speaker 1: all the blankets, Okay, I'm gonna be drinking two cups
Speaker 1: of tea at the same time. Alright, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a real book and a kindle and try to see
Speaker 1: if I can beat myself catching up on my reading
Speaker 1: fair enough. Arms are probably gonna just challenge Josh to
Speaker 1: Juno games and bother him all day. You can lose anywhere, Okay, whoa.
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