1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and 4 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the 5 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: best ready ego you've heard in a while. Show. You 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: know what, Instead of doing the show today, let's just 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 1: get out of here and go to Havai. Yeah, wouldn't 8 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: take a little trip to Hawaii even though you're not 9 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: supposed to travel right now because there's a pandemic and 10 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: people can get sick from it. It's different though we're celebrities. 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,480 Speaker 1: We get to do what we want to go. I'm ready, 12 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,639 Speaker 1: I'll get closed there. A lot of people are having 13 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 1: trouble because they haven't been able to travel like they 14 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: used to for a long time, and we're all hoping 15 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: we get back to traveling this year so we can 16 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: go to Havaii and lay out on this beach and 17 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 1: it's stun and get some surfing lessons, some tanser for 18 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: local buys. Hey, you guys can do what you do. 19 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: I just know what I'm gonna be Anyway, things might 20 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: be a little different next time, and I join why 21 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 1: not you me and a local buy in English seven 22 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 1: all of us. Yeah, let's get crazy. You start getting 23 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: messages from Hawaiian boys. Hey, we're get serious about that 24 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: whole Like, um, we'll good give you a surf lecesns 25 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:22,479 Speaker 1: for free if you now, let's come out there, jubile, 26 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 1: you can stay at home. We like alex I brought 27 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: that up because things might be different next time you 28 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: check into a hotel because of the pandemic, hotels are 29 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: going to be changing the way they do things, and 30 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: a list came out of some of the top ways 31 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: that hotels are going to change in twenty twenty one. 32 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: Rooms that will also double as your office as your 33 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: one Yeah, okay, hotels are gonna be offering that because 34 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: with so many people working from home, they expect a 35 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: lot of us to say vacation days and work from 36 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: the hotel room on trips. So does that mean they're 37 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: gonna make the room more office friendly? Yeah? More Wi Fi, 38 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: aster Wi Fi, better desks, things like that. Like that. 39 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 1: I like that too. I like that a lot. Actually, 40 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: I was trying to figure it out like you were, Evan. 41 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: I like that a lot. Yeah, that's a great me too. 42 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: That's The one thing about the pandemic is that it's 43 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,399 Speaker 1: made companies realize, oh, hey, yeah, our employees can work 44 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: from home, yea remotely. They can work remotely. They can 45 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: have a life and work at the same time and 46 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 1: still get the job done and actually be happier. That's crazy. 47 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, so you could go to Hawaii 48 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,239 Speaker 1: and instead of your boss being like your guard the 49 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: five vacation days, that's it, they be like, yeah, sure, 50 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: you can go to Hawaii. Just make sure you work 51 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: your forty hours and enjoy the beach. And that's not 52 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: how it's gonna go. And because they're going to work 53 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: twenty hours, yeah, I guess maybe not, maybe I'm wrong 54 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,079 Speaker 1: about that. Or they're by the pool with a computer. Yeah, 55 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: and they're just moving the mouth around. Also, another way 56 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: that hotels are going to change going forward extended stays 57 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: instead of small trips. A lot of us will be 58 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: going on one big trip and make the most of it. 59 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: So hotels might have better deals for people who want 60 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: to stay a week or two instead of just a 61 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: night or two, more flexibility if you need to cancel. 62 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. I love that. Yeah, that's great. But 63 00:02:57,639 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: more people would be getting refunds and stuff. Yeah, but 64 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: you have to mention that is because of COVID, otherwise 65 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: they'll give you a hard time. Yeah. And the Marriott 66 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: just extended it's twenty four hour cancelation policy through March, 67 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: so they're allowing people to cancel last minute. Like it. 68 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: That's cool, like it. Yeah, other chains might follow suits. 69 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,079 Speaker 1: They are so stingy when you have to cancel something, 70 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: they will not give you the money back at all. 71 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous. Well, they know as well that COVID. 72 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: Like every every week it's something different though, like lockdown 73 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 1: changes or whatever, and then you can't travel. So the 74 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: cancelation policies have always bugged me though with flights, like 75 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 1: you can't get anything back. Hotels, they won't let you 76 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: for nothing. You called me like I died. This is 77 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 1: my soul. I died because like my family, they're still 78 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: back on earth, but I'm dead and I don't want 79 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: them to rack up more credit that because they're probably 80 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: gonna not go on vacation. I hope they're not gonna 81 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: go on vacation. I'm gonna go check on them out 82 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: to this, make sure they're not keeping the reservation. But 83 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: I'm dead, so can we cancel? And they're like, well, 84 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you can't get your money back now. Yeah 85 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,840 Speaker 1: I was double charged and oh sorry, you can't get 86 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: your money back at all. Double charged. We screwed up, 87 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: but also you kind of deserved it. That's pretty much 88 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: how it is. We'll text in four six one. Are 89 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: you excited about some of that stuff changing on the 90 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,200 Speaker 1: show today? Brand new warre the Roses, to catch a 91 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: cheeter beat, the brit and another round of news stories 92 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: that you might have missed that I'll have you saying 93 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: what you gotta be covid and me, Oh, I hate 94 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,679 Speaker 1: us too, don't worry. The Jewels show on demand only 95 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio. Hello. Hi, this is Aquarius calling from How 96 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,119 Speaker 1: are you? Oh? I'm good? How are you? I already 97 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 1: knew that I'm good? Is this Vicky? Yes? Well hello Vicki. 98 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:43,719 Speaker 1: It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Hey, um, I 99 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: thought I booked with Margo. Yes, you did book a 100 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: psychic reading over the phone with Margo. Unfortunately she had 101 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: to be out for some stuff today, so they passed 102 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 1: you over to me. The name's Aquarius, like I said, 103 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: but trust me, I am very gifted and very skilled 104 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 1: at what I do, and I would love to read 105 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: you if you'd allow me to. Okay, yeah, I mean 106 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: it was. This is my first reading. I just don't 107 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: take the first name off of the website. So it's 108 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: your first time getting read by a psychic. Well, let's 109 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,800 Speaker 1: start at the beginning, because that sound like a good 110 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: place to start, or would you like to start at 111 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: the end. No, it sounds like a very good place 112 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: to start, because Vicky, I can see it all at 113 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: the beginning, end, the end, in the middle. Oh okay, 114 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,280 Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah. Well, the gifts that you get when 115 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 1: you're a psychic and you're born into this world with 116 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: these kind of powers. And I'm glad that I can 117 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: help you today. Yeah, me too. So what do you 118 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,479 Speaker 1: see for me? Well that's a good question, so I'll 119 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: go ahead and start. I need you to close your eyes, okay, 120 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,640 Speaker 1: and I need you to be open to the universe. 121 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: I am going to play a little bit of music 122 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: to help up in our minds, and then I'm going 123 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: to tell you what the world wants you to know. Okay, 124 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 1: Aquarios what I'm sorry, Vicky, can you not break my 125 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,840 Speaker 1: concentration like that? That sort of. I was getting into 126 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,479 Speaker 1: the vibe there, and I don't mean to be rude 127 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,479 Speaker 1: if that was okay. I just didn't know what you 128 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,039 Speaker 1: were doing. I thought you maybe asked me something. No, no, no, no. 129 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: I was starting my music, my psychic music, and I 130 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 1: was just letting the spirits in the world know that 131 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 1: I'm there, saying my name. My name again is Aquarios. 132 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 1: And if I say like that, they know that I'm 133 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 1: ready and I'm open and I'm willing to hear what 134 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: they have to say. So are you ready to begin? Yeah? Yeah, sure, wonderful. 135 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:44,159 Speaker 1: Close your eyes, Aquario else he's here. Let the spirits 136 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: tell my dear, and there we go. I'm in. I 137 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 1: can see everything right now, Vicky, Aquarios can see it all. 138 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 1: I sense that you're feeling a little stressed about something. 139 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, this phone call. Honestly, this is a 140 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: lot more than I expected. It is a lot. Once 141 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 1: I start to open up the spirit world like that, 142 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: it is a lot. I know that was heavy stuff there. 143 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,239 Speaker 1: I was able to tell you that you were stressed, 144 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: and I can also maybe tell you a few more 145 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: things if you'd like me to. Okay, Yeah, but you 146 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: didn't really tell me anything. All you told me it 147 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: was I was stressed and like everyone's stressed. Well, but 148 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: it was I right, I mean, yeah, it's twenty twenty. 149 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who is in this story. I 150 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: understand that you're new to the psychic thing and you've 151 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: never done it before, and so you'll be skeptical, and 152 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:45,640 Speaker 1: I welcome you to be skeptical, Aquario. Do you have 153 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: to do that every time? Though? I'm sorry, I was concentrating. Okay, 154 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: here we go, close your eyes for me, Equirario, how 155 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 1: you doing? Hello? And guess what, Vicky? What I mean? Okay, yeah, 156 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:13,239 Speaker 1: I kind of feeling. Yes, I'm here and I'm seeing something. 157 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Vicky, I'm seeing something? What? Something very disturbing? 158 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 1: What you're feeling? Confused? Yeah? Am I right? Did I 159 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 1: get it right? You only told me that I'm stressed 160 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: and confused? Yes, I did, Yes, I did. That is 161 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,839 Speaker 1: not a psychic reading. Oh I'm getting something. I'm getting 162 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,680 Speaker 1: sy Oh my gosh. No, no no, no, no, I don't 163 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,679 Speaker 1: want a reading anymore. I don't I don't want to 164 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 1: do this anymore. I want I want to talk to 165 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,560 Speaker 1: a manager. I just don't want to talk to you. Vicky, 166 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:46,560 Speaker 1: I picked up something while you were saying that, and 167 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 1: this is something that you need to hear. Oh yeah, 168 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:56,600 Speaker 1: you are upset. I'm sensing I'm upset. No, you don't 169 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:02,800 Speaker 1: have to be a psyching out Vicky. What who is this? 170 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,360 Speaker 1: This is actually Jebil from The Jewil Show doing a 171 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 1: phone prank on you. Oh my god, are you serious? Yes, 172 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: your friend Becky set you up, she said, she recommended 173 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:15,760 Speaker 1: a psychic reader for you and set up an appointment. 174 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 1: And that psychic reader all along was supposed to be me, 175 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 1: well not me Aquarius. Of course that makes a lot 176 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,840 Speaker 1: more then, Yes, Aquario makes sense. I'm picking up on 177 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 1: that too. That it makes sense. Wake up every morning 178 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 1: with Jubil phone pranks, we'd say, mornings on the twenties, 179 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. Jebils Dirty 180 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: Little Secret on the New Hits of one oh six 181 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 1: point one. I feel like Oprah today. Why you've given out? 182 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,559 Speaker 1: Cause well, no kind of similar though. It's time for 183 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,319 Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. Remember if you want to text and 184 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 1: four one six one tell us you have a dirty 185 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,400 Speaker 1: little secret. Will let you say whatever it is on 186 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,280 Speaker 1: the show, Get it off your chest. We always keep 187 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,000 Speaker 1: everybody anonymous, so we don't even ask what your name is. 188 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: If you want to tell us a dirty little secret, 189 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,200 Speaker 1: we give you a fake anonymous nickname. So on the 190 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,520 Speaker 1: phone right now. Yeah, please, welcome to the show. My 191 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 1: good friend John Travolta. John Travolta, you know, like John Travolta. 192 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: How are you? I'm okay, how are you guys? Doing good? 193 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: Doing goad? Anyway, John Travolta, you have a dirty little secret. Yeah, 194 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 1: I actually have something I've been carrying around with me 195 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,439 Speaker 1: for close to ten years now. Oh wow, is it, huppies, 196 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:33,480 Speaker 1: Is that what you've been hearing around? No? Wow, maybe 197 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: if you you find out the secret or no, okay, no, no, no, no, 198 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,520 Speaker 1: it's a secret I've been keeping from my best friend. 199 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,720 Speaker 1: Actually it's uh so about eight or nine years ago. Uh, 200 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 1: some buddies of mine we went to a strip club, okay, 201 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 1: and while we were there, I saw that my best 202 00:10:54,800 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 1: friend's sister actually worked there. Oh no, oh wow, that's 203 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 1: and so does he know that she's a strip bear? No? 204 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,400 Speaker 1: He At the time, I wasn't sure, and I probably, 205 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 1: you know, looking back on it, I probably should have 206 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,959 Speaker 1: maybe texted him or something. But in fact, what I 207 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,560 Speaker 1: actually did is that I paid for a private lap dance. 208 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,280 Speaker 1: That is, and this is a dirty little secret. So 209 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 1: I'm guessing you've never told him that. Never. No, dang, 210 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,240 Speaker 1: have you ever hung out with those two, like since 211 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 1: getting a lap dance from her? Yeah? No, I mean 212 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: I don't hang out with her at length, but I 213 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: definitely hang out with him, and you know, I'll go 214 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,920 Speaker 1: over to his house and she'll be there, and there 215 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 1: will just be this kind of awkward knowing, like glance 216 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:56,840 Speaker 1: and half smile between us two when you walk in 217 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,679 Speaker 1: the room. It's just like I still remember She's like, 218 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:05,240 Speaker 1: please don't tell my brother. Yeah, well, absolutely absolutely. I 219 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 1: found out pretty quickly afterwards, you know, kind of testing 220 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 1: the waters with him about like, hey, what does your 221 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,080 Speaker 1: sister do? And stuff that he didn't know, you know 222 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,319 Speaker 1: at that point, you know, since I got the lap 223 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,199 Speaker 1: dance from her, I couldn't really out her, you know 224 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:23,679 Speaker 1: what I mean, because then then I would have been yeah, 225 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,880 Speaker 1: uh now, I mean this has just been hanging over 226 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 1: our friendship and my head for for over almost ten 227 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 1: years now. Like I said, so, what made you get 228 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,520 Speaker 1: a lap dance from a sister when you saw her 229 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:37,160 Speaker 1: working at the strip club and you knew that he 230 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 1: didn't know she was doing that. Was it to be 231 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,960 Speaker 1: funny or did you really actually want to get it 232 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,720 Speaker 1: and like it? Yeah, that's and that had to be 233 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,680 Speaker 1: so awkward. That had to be an awkward dance. That 234 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:49,040 Speaker 1: had to be like there wasn't any other girls. I mean, 235 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 1: you know, because this is anonymous, thank god, And I'm 236 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,040 Speaker 1: already being honest, you know, I'll just I've always kind 237 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: of found her attractive and gonna win for it. So 238 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,240 Speaker 1: what was the exchange? Like when you saw her working there? 239 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,079 Speaker 1: Did you guys talk about I mean, that's a weird 240 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,559 Speaker 1: place to see somebody working that you didn't know work there. 241 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, and I approached her and she 242 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,960 Speaker 1: recognized who I was, you know, like she one of 243 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,760 Speaker 1: the first things she said to me is like, please 244 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:22,679 Speaker 1: don't tell my family, and I don't know. We just 245 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:27,600 Speaker 1: started talking a little bit back and forth. But I mean, honestly, 246 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 1: you guys, it was the most awkward last dance I've 247 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:34,000 Speaker 1: ever asked. I mean, you know, usually they're supposed to 248 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 1: be sensual and sexy, but this was just kind of 249 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:43,040 Speaker 1: like casually dropping names of people we knew we were 250 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: both very aware. How awkward. Wow, that does sound awkward. Well, 251 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 1: thank you very much for telling us you're a little secret, 252 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: John Travolta, Thanks guys. I think I finally have heard 253 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:59,120 Speaker 1: probably the most awkward lap dance story ever. Now that's 254 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,960 Speaker 1: more awkward than being a strip club when the lights 255 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,080 Speaker 1: are fully on. Oh that happened at night. I don't know, 256 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,720 Speaker 1: but I feel like that's got to be super awkward, right, 257 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 1: What's your dirty little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand 258 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:16,960 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio. The Jewels Shows Idiots in the News 259 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 1: And Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News 260 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,920 Speaker 1: Network for Tuesday, January twelfth, twenty twenty one. It's the 261 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,960 Speaker 1: I n N where idiots aren't just in the news, 262 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,360 Speaker 1: they report the news. And for our first story of 263 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: the day, let's sit on over to Alex Fresh, who's 264 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:35,120 Speaker 1: on location in Talladega, Florida. Alex hi yah here in 265 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 1: Florida where all the weird people are. And also we're 266 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:42,360 Speaker 1: Hailey Degan, a nineteen year old rising NASCAR superstar. She 267 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 1: said the R word during a virtual race on the 268 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: live streaming platform Twitch. Oh yeah, what's the allword? Well, 269 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,360 Speaker 1: I can't say it, but it's you know, someone who 270 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,400 Speaker 1: is mentally deficient. Oh, it's like a bad word for them. 271 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think I do. Yeah so she said. 272 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,280 Speaker 1: When another race nudged her bumper from behind, mind she says, oh, hey, 273 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: who's that our word behind me? Don't do that please, 274 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,720 Speaker 1: in her cute little nineteen year old voice, her cute 275 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,840 Speaker 1: little nineen year old yeah so. She later then apologized 276 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,080 Speaker 1: and said that it was very insensitive and smart to do. 277 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,360 Speaker 1: Not smart. I feel like NASCAR fans will be the 278 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,080 Speaker 1: one group of fans who are pretty much you can 279 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: say whatever you want. They're like, yeah, cares, such a 280 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 1: good point. But say what I don't like, I'll just 281 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: put you into the wall. That's how I'll do. So 282 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: no word what her punishment will be for being an 283 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: idiot in the news. Very much, Alex. This is the 284 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 1: idiot news Network where idiots aren't just in the news. 285 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 1: And for our next story of to day, let's send 286 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,000 Speaker 1: it over to English Evan who's taking pictures with tourists 287 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 1: at the world's biggest ball of yarn. Sounds fun. I 288 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,680 Speaker 1: don't know if that ball is in Madrid, Spain, because 289 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,960 Speaker 1: that's why I am actually said, Actually, I don't know. 290 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:51,240 Speaker 1: I have to google that text in one you know. Maybe. Well, anyway, 291 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,040 Speaker 1: there are a few things that you never expect to 292 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,200 Speaker 1: happen in life, such as graduate college, hold down a 293 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: job for longer than five months, lose your virginity. Await 294 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,800 Speaker 1: that just me. But one thing that shocked the world 295 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: was a giant snowball fight that took place in Madrid 296 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,240 Speaker 1: in Spain. Police had to break up a crowd of 297 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,240 Speaker 1: hundreds as they held snowballs at each other. Obviously you're 298 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 1: not allowed to do that because of COVID, right, but 299 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,240 Speaker 1: it's the first time that it's snowed in Spain for 300 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,920 Speaker 1: fifty years. How often does the snow there? Yeah, so 301 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,480 Speaker 1: that's why everyone was like, we need to get outside. Yeah, 302 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: I wonder how many COVID cases are going to go 303 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,240 Speaker 1: up there? Right? Yeah, well because of a snowball. I'm 304 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,680 Speaker 1: so tired all this the end of the world talk. 305 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 1: It's snowed for the first time in Spain in fifty years, 306 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:34,080 Speaker 1: and there's all kind there's nothing to see here. Well 307 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,120 Speaker 1: that is my story, So sending it back to you, Jube, 308 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 1: thank you very much. Eli having please find that ball 309 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,840 Speaker 1: of y aren't then report back on that time about that. 310 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,000 Speaker 1: It is the i n N, the idiot news network 311 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,200 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just send the news and for the 312 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: next story of to day, let's send it on over 313 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 1: to me. Jebel Fresh and pardon me, Little Wayne. Would 314 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 1: you like to get out of jail? Yeah, apparently Little 315 00:16:55,520 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 1: Wayne and Kodak Black are reportedly on Trump's pardon list. No, No, 316 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,440 Speaker 1: Joe Exotic unforcely. But you know, when a president is 317 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,680 Speaker 1: at the end of their term, they get to pardon 318 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,639 Speaker 1: whoever they want. You know, wait do they Yeah, they 319 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,919 Speaker 1: they get pardons, and they oftentimes it's just pardon random 320 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,960 Speaker 1: people or usually political friends. That is insane, right, Yeah, 321 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 1: it's weird. It is odd. Anyway, it's being reported that 322 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,680 Speaker 1: rappers Lil Wayne and Kodak Black are on President Trump's 323 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 1: pardon consideration list. Back in November, Wheezy was charged with 324 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,879 Speaker 1: possession of a firearm and ammunition by felon but gotten 325 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,399 Speaker 1: Trump's good graces by supporting some of Trump's plans is 326 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 1: being a Trump supporters, and rapper Kodak Black was sent 327 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,680 Speaker 1: to jail by basically still in Little Wayne's Act who 328 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 1: stole every other rappers act, possession of a weapon by 329 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,800 Speaker 1: a felon. It seems to be the thing. So when 330 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,160 Speaker 1: do we know? When we find out if they're gonna 331 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,160 Speaker 1: be pardoned or not. Donald Trump's official pardon list comes 332 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,320 Speaker 1: out January nineteenth, So okay, wait, and does pardoning mean 333 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:54,639 Speaker 1: that you just get released from prison? Yeah? So I 334 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 1: mean if Ted Bundy was in prison but he was 335 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 1: on the pardon list, he just get put out. Yep. 336 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, most backwoods logic. Isn't that strange? How 337 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,439 Speaker 1: many do they get? How many? How many pardons? I 338 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,960 Speaker 1: think that's I don't I don't think there's a number. 339 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 1: I think there's not a standard number. You could technically 340 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 1: pardon the entire us, everybody in jail. Technically he could 341 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,680 Speaker 1: be like I hereby decree. Okay, Like I've gotten really 342 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,639 Speaker 1: bad at doing Donald Trump, so I'll just do like 343 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,200 Speaker 1: a family like the Peter Grifford for family guy. It's 344 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,440 Speaker 1: parting people because every time I try to do Trump 345 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,440 Speaker 1: now it just comes out like that. So these pardons 346 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:31,520 Speaker 1: are gonna be huge. I'm gonna be pardoning everybody. Anyway. 347 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 1: That was a terrible Trump impersonation. There's never been any 348 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,520 Speaker 1: pardons like this. But I don't know what that is. Now, 349 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,600 Speaker 1: that's a good time. Tomension that has a comedy show 350 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,720 Speaker 1: coming out. It's a good time to just in the 351 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:48,679 Speaker 1: New Idiot News. Yeah, or today that was bad, very professional. 352 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,399 Speaker 1: I used to It's frustrating. I used to actually be 353 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,399 Speaker 1: good at that stuff. And I don't know why you 354 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: were really good. I'll try it one more time. These 355 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: pardons are caring to be huge time in your way 356 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:04,720 Speaker 1: getting worse, that's all Donald Trump. Hey, everybody get a 357 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 1: botted of it. Okay, I'm about to lose my job. 358 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,359 Speaker 1: That means the I n N has come to an 359 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:20,440 Speaker 1: end for the day. Nothing, lose yo job. He's about 360 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:27,960 Speaker 1: to lose yoke job. He's about to lose yoke job. Nothing. 361 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:33,639 Speaker 1: And this is Donald Trump. The News netar just the news. 362 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:39,440 Speaker 1: Their ratings are here. Tune in tomorrow the same time 363 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:44,159 Speaker 1: for another hearty report from the I n N News News. 364 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:49,920 Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. It's time 365 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,399 Speaker 1: four of the Roses only on the Jebil Show. You 366 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,080 Speaker 1: know it's weird when you hop on a computer that 367 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:58,560 Speaker 1: somebody's been using and check the Internet history and there's 368 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,720 Speaker 1: just nothing. Well, yeah, you know what they've been doing 369 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,600 Speaker 1: yeah exactly, Like, wait, wait a second, you haven't been 370 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:09,040 Speaker 1: on the internet ever before. Well, Andrew is on the 371 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,160 Speaker 1: phone today for were the Roses to Catch a Cheater 372 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,080 Speaker 1: and she thinks that her boyfriend might be cheating on her, 373 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:16,359 Speaker 1: all because of Internet history issues. I guess, I mean 374 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,680 Speaker 1: I could tell a lot. Yeah, I could definitely could. 375 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,120 Speaker 1: Let's find out more. Andrew was up. How are you? Hey? 376 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,880 Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you not too bad? Yea, thank 377 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,520 Speaker 1: you for your emails. So tell us a little bit 378 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:32,639 Speaker 1: about your situation. What's going on? So I've been dating 379 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:39,159 Speaker 1: my boyfriend Carlos for two years now, and um, lately, 380 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 1: I don't know, I've just been like getting this weird 381 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: feeling thought something's up because he's just been on his 382 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:53,400 Speaker 1: phone a lot lately, and so you know, I got suspicious. 383 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,879 Speaker 1: So after he used the computer, I kind of thought, 384 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,119 Speaker 1: you know, let me check the Internet history. So I 385 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 1: checked it. Nothing, nothing, nothing, He cleared it. So he's 386 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,919 Speaker 1: never says the internet in his whole life anyway. So 387 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 1: if he was watching adult videos, would that not be 388 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: okay with you? No, because he's done that before. Okay, Okay, 389 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,400 Speaker 1: I'm sure we talked about it. Okay, Fine, it's been 390 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:20,159 Speaker 1: it's come up, it's okay. So there wouldn't be that reason, okay, 391 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,760 Speaker 1: And if he was, you wouldn't be like upset about it, 392 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,119 Speaker 1: like you know, if you know that he does that 393 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,840 Speaker 1: from time to time, and you checked his Internet history 394 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 1: and you saw some kind of video he was watching, 395 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,080 Speaker 1: you like, oh okay, well he was just having a 396 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:34,160 Speaker 1: fun afternoon by himself, Like it wouldn't bother you. No, 397 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:40,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I get sometimes I leave all right, um yeah, 398 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:43,240 Speaker 1: so that um so I kept checking it for like 399 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:47,440 Speaker 1: a week, and every time he clearly, oh well I 400 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,560 Speaker 1: could understand. I could understand why though, because some of 401 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,840 Speaker 1: the titles of those videos are pretty shocking. You don't 402 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:02,280 Speaker 1: know you so is that it? Then the internet history 403 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,679 Speaker 1: is the reason that you think he's okay. No, So 404 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,000 Speaker 1: the other day we were looking up someone's profile on Instagram, 405 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,439 Speaker 1: and so when he went to the search bar and 406 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: type something in, there was no Instagram history like history 407 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,960 Speaker 1: on Instagram all sorts of ship. Yeah, okay. So he's 408 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,119 Speaker 1: definitely looking at or looking for people that he doesn't 409 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 1: want well someone yeah, or someone that he doesn't want 410 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 1: you to see, or anyone to see you or something. 411 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,320 Speaker 1: I mean to be clearing the internet history is one thing. 412 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,479 Speaker 1: You could assume that he's looking at videos or something 413 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,199 Speaker 1: that he might not want to get caught looking at. 414 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,639 Speaker 1: But then to have his Instagram search erased, that's that 415 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:46,560 Speaker 1: definitely seems weird. That's okay. Mm hmm, yeah, I thought so. Okay, Okay, 416 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,919 Speaker 1: So we'll try to call him and see if we 417 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 1: can figure out if he's cheating on you. Is there 418 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,560 Speaker 1: any have you thought of a way to catch him? 419 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,520 Speaker 1: Is there like a company that calls him some kind 420 00:22:54,520 --> 00:23:00,520 Speaker 1: of Is he a member of any clubs like book he? Um? 421 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,040 Speaker 1: He Actually, he just got a new job and he 422 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,840 Speaker 1: did it through the website zip recruter. So plea's been 423 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,040 Speaker 1: calling him a lot. Are okay? And he did get 424 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:13,000 Speaker 1: a new job. Yeah, okay, Well I was gonna say 425 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,720 Speaker 1: if he didn't get a new job, then that'd be 426 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,600 Speaker 1: obviously easy to call him from there because we're looking 427 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,720 Speaker 1: for a job. Oh I could call him and be like, hey, congratulations, 428 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,639 Speaker 1: I'm getting a new job from ziprocooter. We got some 429 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,800 Speaker 1: flowers to send to someone, especially, you want to give 430 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 1: us a name of some especially want to send it 431 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,600 Speaker 1: to some gratulations, And then he'll be like, yeah, yes, 432 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,800 Speaker 1: and so maybe yeah, he'll either give us your name 433 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,359 Speaker 1: or someone else's. It's not a bad idea. Okay, perfect, 434 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,919 Speaker 1: pat myself on the back for that one, right, All right, 435 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,760 Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song and then come back and 436 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,520 Speaker 1: call him and see if we can find out if 437 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 1: he is in fact cheating on you. All right, Okay? 438 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,960 Speaker 1: You know how many guys right now listening I think 439 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 1: that they're being clever by clearing their Internet history. Yea, 440 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,080 Speaker 1: so many? And then they realized, wait a second, if 441 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,160 Speaker 1: my girlfriend I've been watching stuff online that I don't 442 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,040 Speaker 1: want my girlfriend to know about, and she checks my 443 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 1: Internet history and there's nothing there, she's gonna nub and 444 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 1: watch the stuff she doesn't want to watch. And that's 445 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,879 Speaker 1: kind of what happened to Andrea, who's on the phone 446 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,080 Speaker 1: right now for a War of the Rose to catch cheater. 447 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 1: She thinks that her boyfriend Carlos might be being unfaithful 448 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 1: because recently he's been acting kind of shady. Also, every 449 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,920 Speaker 1: single time he's used the computer at the house, she's 450 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 1: going to check it after because she's got suspicious in 451 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 1: the Internet history has been cleared, so either when he's 452 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 1: on the computer, the internet just explodes and there's no internet, 453 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 1: or he's been clearing something. Also, they were looking up 454 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,919 Speaker 1: something on Instagram the other day on Carlos's phone, and 455 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 1: his search history there was cleared, which makes Andrea think 456 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 1: that he's doing something shady. He just doesn't want his 457 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 1: phone to get bogged down. Yeah, good, point out all 458 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,200 Speaker 1: that history, all those cookies, so many cookies on the phone. 459 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,119 Speaker 1: So we're about to call him and pretend to be 460 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,280 Speaker 1: from a job website where he just got a job 461 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,919 Speaker 1: from and offer him some flowers to send to somebody's 462 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,919 Speaker 1: special say thank you, you know, customer appreciations my thing, 463 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,679 Speaker 1: and see if he gives us Andrea's name. Andrea, are 464 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,680 Speaker 1: you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. And if you find 465 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,000 Speaker 1: out that he's cheating on you, what are you gonna do? 466 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 1: Dump his ad? All right? We like to hear it. 467 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,679 Speaker 1: It sounds like a stupid question. Yeah, there's a lot 468 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:13,040 Speaker 1: of people who stay with each other. Yeah you're bad. Yeah, yeah, sure, 469 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,040 Speaker 1: that's good. I know my words. All right. Well, I'm 470 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,560 Speaker 1: gonna die this one of it right now and see 471 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,360 Speaker 1: if we can figure it out for you. Okay, sounds good. 472 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:29,879 Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello, Hello, Hey, This is 473 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,880 Speaker 1: Jorban calling from Zippracrdrothan for Carlos. Oh yeah, this is him. 474 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,199 Speaker 1: How can I help? Hey, how's it going, mister? I 475 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 1: have a job exactly. It's going great. Yeah, I bet 476 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,119 Speaker 1: pretty exciting. Thank you, well, thank you. Sorry to bug you. 477 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,200 Speaker 1: I know that you're probably pretty busy, especially now that 478 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,200 Speaker 1: you're starting a new job and stuff. But we're doing 479 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 1: a little customer appreciation thing where anybody who has used 480 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,239 Speaker 1: our website in the last few months and actually has 481 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,119 Speaker 1: gotten a job gets a little special prize from us. 482 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,280 Speaker 1: So I'm calling with a special prize. Oh wow, you 483 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 1: guys give two gifts job. Yeah, yeah, this one's not 484 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,040 Speaker 1: gonna pay you though, so anyway, yeah, sorry, yes we do. 485 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,639 Speaker 1: We uh, we get you a job and then we 486 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,720 Speaker 1: also give you a gift. And what we're doing this 487 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,720 Speaker 1: month is just offering people, you know, some chocolates and 488 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 1: flowers that they can send to someone special to them 489 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,679 Speaker 1: say thank you. I mean they're they're totally free. Oh yeah, absolutely, 490 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,600 Speaker 1: they're not going to come out of my favor. No, 491 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 1: we're not gonna dock your pay gardner. Sure, wages for 492 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 1: flowers not gonna happen. Okay, yeah, I know I know 493 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:39,119 Speaker 1: someone I can send them to. Okay, Carlos your dog, 494 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:46,760 Speaker 1: Um that they're free flowers. Oh no, I wouldn't tell 495 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,239 Speaker 1: them either. Um, all I really need I can get 496 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,919 Speaker 1: all the other stuff started. I can send you the 497 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,880 Speaker 1: email for him to, you know, Verify and all that, 498 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,199 Speaker 1: since we got your email. But I can get this 499 00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,640 Speaker 1: started if you want to just give me the name 500 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,200 Speaker 1: and relation of the person you want to send these 501 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:10,639 Speaker 1: flowers and chocos too. Yeah, her name is Maria, Mariah Carrie. Hello, yeah, 502 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:15,320 Speaker 1: Mariah Carrie. Wait, Who's is there like an echo? I'm sorry, 503 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I was just 504 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,639 Speaker 1: trying to get the name right. It was Mariah Carrie. 505 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,120 Speaker 1: Why do I keep carrying my name? Let me try. 506 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,159 Speaker 1: There must be an echo. Maybe somebody's coming through on 507 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,959 Speaker 1: the other other line or something here. Um, so you 508 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,840 Speaker 1: want to send these flowers and chocolates to someone named 509 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:38,760 Speaker 1: Mariah Carrie. Every time you say Mariah, I hear like 510 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,320 Speaker 1: a woman's voice in the background. I don't I don't understand. 511 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,200 Speaker 1: Oh strange, what's going on? Know? What I was saying 512 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,360 Speaker 1: was you want to send them to someone named Mariah? Right? Oh? 513 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,680 Speaker 1: Whoa and and are you English? Know what I was 514 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,000 Speaker 1: saying is I just thought that you would send them 515 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:58,280 Speaker 1: to Andrea. Wait, what's going on here? Yeah, Carlos, where 516 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:04,960 Speaker 1: are my flowers? Huh? I'm Maria. Yeah Maria? What now 517 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 1: you're pretending like you never said Maria. I'm pretty sure 518 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,720 Speaker 1: we said Maria a bunch just a few seconds ago. No, no, 519 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: I just what are you going on? Why are there 520 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,159 Speaker 1: so many different people on the phone, Carlos, this is 521 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,119 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. It's me Jewel. I'm Alex and I'm Evan. 522 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,679 Speaker 1: And on the phone is your girlfriend Andrea. And we 523 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: all want to know who Maria is. Uh, that's so 524 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:34,520 Speaker 1: confused right now? Is it Maria? Wait? Is this is 525 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 1: this like a radio prank? I'm not really your girlfriend? 526 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 1: Andrea thinks that you might be cheating on her. So 527 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,680 Speaker 1: we called, pretending to be from Zippercoiter and offer some 528 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,880 Speaker 1: flowers to send to someone. And you gave us a name, Mariah. 529 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,840 Speaker 1: So it sounds like you might be cheating on Andrea 530 00:28:49,840 --> 00:29:00,040 Speaker 1: with a girl named Maria Carrie. Oh yeah, um, I 531 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: just I don't understand. Well, I think your girlfriend Andrea 532 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,080 Speaker 1: would like to understand who Mariah is. Yeah, Carlos, who 533 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:15,240 Speaker 1: the Mariah? Uh? She was the person that contacted me 534 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,000 Speaker 1: about the job. I I just told you I got 535 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,600 Speaker 1: a job with Zippcruiter on the radio. Yeah. Wait, so 536 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,800 Speaker 1: your excuse is that you're trying to send them to 537 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,040 Speaker 1: someone named Mariah who works at the website you got 538 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: a job from. The Say thank you who were getting 539 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: she got me a job. I've been looking for months 540 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: and she got me a job, right? Yeah? Are you 541 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:43,040 Speaker 1: to you, Carlos? Who's Mariah? You should know her? If 542 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,160 Speaker 1: you're from ZIP Recruiter like you told me you were, established, 543 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,400 Speaker 1: we're not from there. Also, it's very obvious that you 544 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,000 Speaker 1: weren't sending to someone at ZIP Recruiter. Um. Also, Andrea, 545 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 1: your actual girlfriend has noticed that you've been clearing your 546 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,120 Speaker 1: search history on everything lately. So what what does that mean? 547 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,760 Speaker 1: Not even prove? I just don't want any random website 548 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 1: that I've looked at get me in trouble with my 549 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 1: new job. What about your Instagram? Then? Why do you 550 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 1: need to clear your search history there? I don't clear 551 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 1: my search history and Instagram? What are you saying? Yeah, 552 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,719 Speaker 1: when we were looking on your phone the other day 553 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,200 Speaker 1: on Instagram and searching for profiles and stuff. There was 554 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,280 Speaker 1: no search history, so yeah, you obviously cleared it. Maybe 555 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,200 Speaker 1: Instagram automatically clears it. I don't know the definitely, definitely 556 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 1: don't Carlos honestly, like stop lying. Who is Mariah? Oh 557 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,200 Speaker 1: my god, Andrea, it doesn't matter anyways. Maybe I don't 558 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,600 Speaker 1: have time for this right now. I mean I really 559 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,320 Speaker 1: want to talk to you about this when I get home. Okay, 560 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,440 Speaker 1: we can talk in person, not with some random people 561 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:47,000 Speaker 1: on the phone. Andrew, do you believe him for a second? No, 562 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,560 Speaker 1: not for a second. Okay, nobody does. No. That is 563 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,240 Speaker 1: the worst lie in the history of lies. Yes, that 564 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,640 Speaker 1: was a terrible lie. I would be I would more 565 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,320 Speaker 1: believe that he was actually sending those flowers to Mariah 566 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:04,440 Speaker 1: Carey and she worked for that website. So I'm sorry. 567 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,240 Speaker 1: It sucks to learn that. But like you said, at 568 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,680 Speaker 1: least you're not married, and yeah, you knew something was up. Yeah, 569 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 1: thanks for your help, guys. Oh well, what are you 570 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:16,360 Speaker 1: gonna do now? Well, I'm gonna go home and pack 571 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:23,320 Speaker 1: his stuff, probably to some Mariah Carey albums. All right, Well, 572 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:27,640 Speaker 1: good luck, thank you. Thanks. The Jewil Shows were of 573 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:32,520 Speaker 1: the roses. The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. 574 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 1: What's that, Jemmy, Why you haven't had there's a pandemic outside? 575 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,800 Speaker 1: Why haven't you been living? Kid? You got your head 576 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,000 Speaker 1: under the rock, buried in the sand like an ostridge. 577 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,240 Speaker 1: Haven't you looked at the newspaper? Bate Lee? Oh you 578 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,400 Speaker 1: don't get the newspaper, Well you should get it because 579 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,280 Speaker 1: there's a pandemic and you should learn about it. And 580 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 1: you know what you get when you combine a pandemic 581 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:57,920 Speaker 1: and dumb people. You got crazy pandemic stories that'll have 582 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:02,640 Speaker 1: you saying things like why you gotta be COVID and me, 583 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 1: it's time for that again. Yeah, it's a double show, 584 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,560 Speaker 1: a good bunch of stories that you might have missed 585 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,200 Speaker 1: about COVID, weird crazy COVID insanity that I'll have you saying, 586 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,280 Speaker 1: what you gotta be COVID in me. I came up 587 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 1: with that title last week and everybody was really impressed, 588 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,040 Speaker 1: so I said we should do it again just so 589 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,160 Speaker 1: I can say that. And we were so excited, Yes, 590 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,040 Speaker 1: you were. You were so excited and it was cool. 591 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,520 Speaker 1: I got a couple awards for it. Yeah, yeah, I 592 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,240 Speaker 1: got an Oscar. I won an Oscar for it, which 593 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,120 Speaker 1: is really cool. Yeah, they called me up that congratulations, 594 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,560 Speaker 1: you want an Oscar for that great title. So it's 595 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,160 Speaker 1: time for another real I don't know I did. I 596 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,160 Speaker 1: got three already right now. So it's time for a 597 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,440 Speaker 1: bunch of news stories. You might have missed that. I'll 598 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,720 Speaker 1: have you saying what you gotta be COVID in me? 599 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,400 Speaker 1: That was not planning perfect, It wasn't planned to end. 600 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,440 Speaker 1: Thanks for playing along. I appreciate that. I know when 601 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,000 Speaker 1: I first did that, you guys look like you both 602 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,280 Speaker 1: wanted to kill me. Anyway, the first story, the first 603 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,200 Speaker 1: story that I'll have you saying that is a British 604 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,480 Speaker 1: couple visiting Barbados was caught trying to sneak a woman 605 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:11,680 Speaker 1: into their hotel room for a threesome. Anyway, the woman 606 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 1: was spotted scaling the hotel wall. Jesus, and then the 607 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,480 Speaker 1: couple was fined fifty four hundred dollars for violating their 608 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,960 Speaker 1: COVID quarantine. They were fined. They could not, Yeah, they couldn't. 609 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,040 Speaker 1: We're in Barbados. We have to have a threesome. We 610 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 1: talked about this. We have to. We're in Barbadoes. Fifty 611 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,240 Speaker 1: four hundred dollars for a threesome. I mean, actually did 612 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,840 Speaker 1: they even have it. I don't think so. I think 613 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,040 Speaker 1: they got stopped because they found the woman that they 614 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,600 Speaker 1: had hired or found to have the threesome with them 615 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,160 Speaker 1: trying to scale the hotel wall. Unfortunately, no Carter, no 616 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,239 Speaker 1: threesome wouldn't be worth that much. No threesome, they're definitely not. 617 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 1: They're out fifty four hundred dollars and they made worldwide 618 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,760 Speaker 1: headlines all because they broke quarantine to try to have 619 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,960 Speaker 1: a threesome. It might be worth it if she actually 620 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 1: got away with it fifty four like for the story, 621 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,120 Speaker 1: they actually got to do it. Yeah, got caught after, 622 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,120 Speaker 1: but that's more than That's an experience you get to. Okay, 623 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,760 Speaker 1: when you're eighty and you're talking to your grandkids, you'd 624 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,960 Speaker 1: be able to be like I remember back when I 625 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,680 Speaker 1: was in Barbados with your grandma. Why a pandemic and 626 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,640 Speaker 1: your grandma, well, she likes other women sometimes, and so 627 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,920 Speaker 1: we went up there and found a local Barbadian woman 628 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,040 Speaker 1: and she scaled the wall and we had the threesome. 629 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,359 Speaker 1: It was great. Your grandmother was much more spry back then, 630 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,520 Speaker 1: and we got caught though breaking COVID quarantine and had 631 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,239 Speaker 1: to pay fifty four hundred dollars. Could you believe it? So, yeah, 632 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,359 Speaker 1: that's right. Back in the day, we paid fifty four 633 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,080 Speaker 1: hundred dollars to have a threesome. Now go give your 634 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,960 Speaker 1: grandma key. I think that's a better story than we 635 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,200 Speaker 1: don't pay fifty four hundred and didn't get didn't get? 636 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,840 Speaker 1: That is true. That was the first story in today's 637 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,560 Speaker 1: round of stories that I'll have you saying, what you 638 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,799 Speaker 1: gotta be COVID in me. Here's the one that might 639 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,759 Speaker 1: bum you out. Okay, without regular haircuts because of the pandemic, 640 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,560 Speaker 1: something is making a comeback, and that's something the bowl cut, 641 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:59,240 Speaker 1: the mullet. Nope, nope, man buns. I really like man buns. 642 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,239 Speaker 1: Actually that's so again, it's fuel culture. Okay, if it's 643 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,719 Speaker 1: short in the back and it just has a top, 644 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,480 Speaker 1: you don't want to send a bun. That's a good 645 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,600 Speaker 1: no idea. So, Alexanderramery, if you didn't know that, should 646 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,920 Speaker 1: I grow out a map fund? What do you think 647 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,480 Speaker 1: I would look like with a man bun? I think 648 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,680 Speaker 1: that you're a bit old for a manda. Thank you. 649 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,399 Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Well, that was another story that we'll 650 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,680 Speaker 1: have you saying what you gotta be COVID and me. 651 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,839 Speaker 1: Next story is doctors are warning people not to get 652 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,200 Speaker 1: fooled by a made up story. And this just shows 653 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,560 Speaker 1: how stupid people can be by a made up story 654 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,600 Speaker 1: circulating around social media that tells men to get the 655 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,399 Speaker 1: COVID vaccine injected into their jump. Oh my god, wow, 656 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,160 Speaker 1: some guys are believing that. Why would you believe that? 657 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,200 Speaker 1: I have no idea. Maybe because it might have an 658 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,319 Speaker 1: enhancement effect. If they said, hey, if you get the 659 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,360 Speaker 1: vaccine down there, it'll make it a little bigger. I 660 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,600 Speaker 1: might think about it. I would do it. I'm just like, 661 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,160 Speaker 1: I'm not comment because I'm just like, i have all 662 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,839 Speaker 1: these thoughts in my head. I'm just trying to figure 663 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,239 Speaker 1: it out, like get those out of you. You You can 664 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,520 Speaker 1: put anything on social media and people will believe it. 665 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,279 Speaker 1: They won't even fact check it at all. They'll just 666 00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,960 Speaker 1: see it and be like, oh, okay, so I'm supposed 667 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:04,399 Speaker 1: to get it. There also outs yeah, what doctor's doing 668 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,440 Speaker 1: it to facci like where are they going to the 669 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,560 Speaker 1: doctor and be like, why are you putting that in 670 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,880 Speaker 1: my arm? It's supposed to be and He's like, is 671 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,279 Speaker 1: that where you wanted? Okay, I guess. I mean you 672 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,640 Speaker 1: could confuse mine for anom. I mean, I'm not a 673 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,759 Speaker 1: doctor or a nurse. I guess, but not sure. If 674 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,360 Speaker 1: it's just like a fatty area on the arm or 675 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,640 Speaker 1: leg that you have to put a vaccine in or 676 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,319 Speaker 1: the buttox. But you know, I don't know if it 677 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,680 Speaker 1: will work in that area. Have you ever had a 678 00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 1: vaccine in the butt? Yes? I have. Oh isn't that 679 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,279 Speaker 1: weird when you get stabbed in the butt with a needle. Yeah, 680 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,640 Speaker 1: it's not fun like flexes. It hurts. Actually, I don't 681 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,680 Speaker 1: like it right now. It does though. It just goes 682 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 1: in and your butt tenses up. Even if you didn't 683 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,880 Speaker 1: want to tense it up. It's like put them. I 684 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,840 Speaker 1: was like, I didn't even know a pop it like that? Okay. 685 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,400 Speaker 1: And that's another story that I have you saying, what 686 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,560 Speaker 1: you gotta be COVID in me? The Jebel Show on 687 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,600 Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio.