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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. It turns out hips do lie.

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Speaker 1: It's Jewel Show, It's wrong Move Monday, where we make

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Speaker 1: you feel better about your Monday by hearing about other

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Speaker 1: people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. And Friday

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Speaker 1: after the show, we didn't get a chance to talk

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Speaker 1: about it yet. Pop star Shakira is facing up to

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Speaker 1: eight years in prison. Tax fraud. Yeah, hips don't know

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Speaker 1: how to do math. I guess, yeah, seriously, I had

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Speaker 1: no idea she was facing eight years in prison. She

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Speaker 1: was charged with failing to pay the Spanish government fifteen

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Speaker 1: million dollars in taxes between twenty twelve and twenty fourteen,

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Speaker 1: and the prosecutors said that they are also seeking a

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Speaker 1: twenty four million dollars fine on top of what she

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Speaker 1: already owes. How is the fine more than what you

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Speaker 1: owe in the first place. Who would have thought that

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Speaker 1: Shakira would be facing up to eight years in prison.

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Speaker 1: She's still pretty for that. I can't see Scare at jail.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's there's some people that are in that

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Speaker 1: women's facility that Scar might go to, like, yes, please

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Speaker 1: send her here. Not paying her Spanish taxes is a

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Speaker 1: very wrong move and hopefully you woke up this Monday

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Speaker 1: morning said it was Monday, but not almost forty million

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Speaker 1: dollars in debt to the Spanish government. Terrifying. Man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a wrong move right there. It's wrong move Monday.

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Speaker 1: Feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

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Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. If she is guilty and

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Speaker 1: they do end up sending singer for a very long time,

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Speaker 1: I hope the judge goes you're going to prison. That's

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Speaker 1: not bad. Said that. You gotta laugh to keep from crying.

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Speaker 1: It's wrong move, Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

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Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions.

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Speaker 1: My wrong move will make you feel a lot better

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Speaker 1: about your day, for sure. The text actually that I

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Speaker 1: got that. Remember Alex and I are married. If you

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Speaker 1: didn't know that, you want to just read the text

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Speaker 1: that I sent you, yeah you might as well. That

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Speaker 1: probably wouldn't describe what happened to that real quick. Just

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Speaker 1: to set the scene for you. I work out outside

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Speaker 1: of the house, Like I have a little tent out

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Speaker 1: there with like a bunch of boxing stuff in it.

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Speaker 1: So when I go work out, I go outside and

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Speaker 1: then I work out out there. So I was outside

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Speaker 1: working out and Alex was inside hanging out in the house.

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Speaker 1: Got it and he text me and says, O MG,

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Speaker 1: I was just about to start and had to peece

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Speaker 1: So I went pee outside by the gate and guess what?

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Speaker 1: Oh no? And I said what and he says, I

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Speaker 1: cropped my pants, yes, move yeah, way I stopped it

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Speaker 1: and I was like, w taf and he says, that's

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Speaker 1: what I said. What I said, so you sharded literally,

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Speaker 1: except I'm not sure because there was no fart to it,

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Speaker 1: so I think I know. I didn't feel like going inside,

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Speaker 1: so I was like, I'm just gonna go pee over

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Speaker 1: by the fence because I work out outside. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to say, is that's really I was actually thinking

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Speaker 1: about it the other day because I did that one

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Speaker 1: time when I was thirteen and I was looking through

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Speaker 1: tide pools for shells. When I get really excited, it's hard,

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Speaker 1: you know, so um, and I was like, thirteen is

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Speaker 1: way too old to pop your pants. And I've drank

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Speaker 1: a lot in my life and then poop my pants then,

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Speaker 1: but that was alcohol and I don't really drink like

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Speaker 1: that anymore. And now I'm as old as I am,

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Speaker 1: and I just did it again. I ran inside and

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Speaker 1: then I went to the bathroom. I just don't get

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Speaker 1: what you had to tell me about it right away. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean it was kind of exciting. There was a

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Speaker 1: lot of action going on. Oh go wrong move Monday

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Speaker 1: and texting four one h six one tell us about

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Speaker 1: your wrong move to make other people feel better about

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Speaker 1: their Monday eight and eight three four three one h

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Speaker 1: six one, texting four one or six one wrong move Monday.

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Speaker 1: Feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

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Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. John, what's your wrong move?

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Speaker 1: So I feel like a total jerk. It happened yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I play in this men's slow pitch leave right, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I play in the outfield and butting up to us

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Speaker 1: with a kids soccer game, and the ball kept coming

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Speaker 1: into our outfield where I was standing the soccer ball day, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the soccer ball from the kids soccer game. And I

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Speaker 1: got sick and tired of having to kick the ball

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Speaker 1: back to them and stopping our game. So essentially I

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Speaker 1: just kicked their ball away and all the parents and

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Speaker 1: all the kids, the referees from the game. They were

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Speaker 1: just like, what are you doing? Yes, the kids, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're like, they're trying. It was a kids' soccer game.

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Speaker 1: I'm such a loser. Oh God. The biggest part about

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Speaker 1: the whole thing that makes it a total wrong move

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Speaker 1: was the girl I was dating. She was there, she

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Speaker 1: was all excited to watch me play. It was her

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Speaker 1: first time watching me play, and like, she's not returning

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Speaker 1: my text, she's not returning my college. She didn't talk

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Speaker 1: to me for the rest of the night, like we're

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Speaker 1: probably done. We're probably Yeah, I kicked my relationship away too.

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Speaker 1: Also that eighty eight three four three one oh six

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Speaker 1: one text day and four one oh six one It's

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Speaker 1: wrong move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by hearing

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Speaker 1: about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Michelle,

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Speaker 1: what's your wrong move? I just got this new puppy

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Speaker 1: left the room for like ten minutes, and I came back.

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Speaker 1: I noticed that there was like a little bit of

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Speaker 1: poop on the puppy pad and the rest was gone,

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Speaker 1: And it came clear to me that she ate. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: you realize this before you let her kiss you in

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Speaker 1: the face, that's wrong Move Monday. Feel better about your

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Speaker 1: Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

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Speaker 1: very bad decisions. Listen to Wrong Move Monday every single

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