Speaker 1: Start uf dot up, Start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Buys, start uf dot up. They're making noise, dot
Speaker 1: up dot up. Episode one, six one. It's the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast. Well you're in a good mood today. I'm
Speaker 1: in a great mood today. Is it? Does it have
Speaker 1: anything to do with the the big news we're gonna
Speaker 1: have later on in the show to announce huge What
Speaker 1: big news? Did I not tell you? Oh? No, that's right.
Speaker 1: I have to surprise you. I did it all by myself.
Speaker 1: What did we do? No? No, I'm happy for a
Speaker 1: different reason. I sent, I shot off some emails, got
Speaker 1: in touch with corporate, pulled some strings, get out of here,
Speaker 1: had to wrap somebody out, shut the front door, brodyaps,
Speaker 1: I went above somebody's head. No you did, Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the whole story later, I promise. Prom
Speaker 1: What does it in off? Not? No, No, I promise
Speaker 1: you'll hear it before the episode is over. I just
Speaker 1: I gotta figure out a way to work it in.
Speaker 1: What are you happy about? It's my birthday? Today's my birthday? Right?
Speaker 1: It's your birthday? Um? Yes, happy birthday, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. As it is every year, four days after mine.
Speaker 1: Yes it is. And as I pointed out on a
Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show, the advantage of my birthday being
Speaker 1: four days before yours and four days before my wife's
Speaker 1: because her birthdays today as well. Yeah, you don't get right?
Speaker 1: I well, I get to feel out, like what the
Speaker 1: vibe is? Is it big gift year? Is it no
Speaker 1: gift year? Is it me year? Right? Like you did
Speaker 1: nothing for me? So a Chinese new year like the
Speaker 1: Year of the Blind, the year the year of the
Speaker 1: Big Gift? Well, guess what, brody, this is the year
Speaker 1: of the third because I didn't get you anything, right,
Speaker 1: So I knew I had four days to not get
Speaker 1: you anything. It's py plenty of time. Like if my
Speaker 1: birthday was tomorrow and you got me something today, I
Speaker 1: would have to scramble to get you something. And I
Speaker 1: feel like, knowing you, you would deliberately get me something
Speaker 1: on the third, so I would be screwed for the
Speaker 1: fourth to get you something. You know who it does
Speaker 1: that to me all the time? Is uh? The women
Speaker 1: at the radio station give me Valentine's cards and all
Speaker 1: kinds of things, And I, well, I've gotten things from
Speaker 1: some of the members of our show in the past,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, oh, I look like a fucking
Speaker 1: idiot right now. And then last Christmas, well, that's not
Speaker 1: why producer Sam got me these awesome Ultra boosts. Uh,
Speaker 1: these Adidas Ultra boosts. Knew I wanted them, and she
Speaker 1: just she heard me say it and she bought it
Speaker 1: and she she gave it to me at the Christmas
Speaker 1: gift And I felt like such a heel, no pun intended,
Speaker 1: because I didn't get her anything back. I didn't get
Speaker 1: anything from Sam ever, and I hired her three times.
Speaker 1: You're getting grief from her. I do get grief from her, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Um, I'm sitting here looking, Um, I did
Speaker 1: I got a rock. I did get the Brooklyn Boys rock.
Speaker 1: I finally took it home, the one that Elena pop Art. Yes,
Speaker 1: shout out to Elena pop Art. She made a Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys logoed rock right and we posted these. Uh They're incredible.
Speaker 1: To be able to paint that well on a curved rock, amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it takes some skill for sure. Do you have her
Speaker 1: Instagram information? I think, okay, I'll find it in the meantime. Uh,
Speaker 1: but yeah, so here it is my birthday and I'm
Speaker 1: not doing anything. This is the first birthday that I'm
Speaker 1: not doing Nick. I'm sitting home. I've never tried to
Speaker 1: do Dick. You know that. Look at look at the
Speaker 1: sud episode earlier last year. That was my point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have been trying this year doing dick. This year,
Speaker 1: I'm not even not not even going out to dinner
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend. I'm not gonna see my friends, my boys.
Speaker 1: I even got a phone call at lunchtime today from
Speaker 1: from Falco. Falco's uh, the eighties singer. He's a hired cop,
Speaker 1: Anthony anthy Falcon. I thought you meant the one who
Speaker 1: sings rock me on a rock the rock me speaking of.
Speaker 1: That's Elena pop Art and I'll give you her. Uh, Elena,
Speaker 1: it's Elina. Try not to go off on tangent Elena
Speaker 1: p dot pop art on Instagram. I don't like dots
Speaker 1: in Instagram handles. They just don't fit. But I don't
Speaker 1: like underscores. But this is the world we live in.
Speaker 1: The dot the dot is weird in Instagram handle. I'm
Speaker 1: not looking for for people with code information and programmers.
Speaker 1: I don't really want to know why. It's rhetorical. I
Speaker 1: would like a dash. I would like a dash better
Speaker 1: than an underscore. I would like to you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I just you know why, because you can hit a
Speaker 1: dash without hitting a shift key. You can just go dash.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to shift underscore. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that. I got into a little bit
Speaker 1: of an argument not to get into the weeds with
Speaker 1: you and your argument commercial commercial. Yeah, me and my
Speaker 1: arguments to get into the weeds with commercial recording. But
Speaker 1: a lot of times, you know, we we at this
Speaker 1: this copy, you know, the script to read. Sometimes for
Speaker 1: that we have to read verbatim at the end. It's
Speaker 1: usually the call to action, right, so we say go
Speaker 1: to you know, Z one dot com slash Prizes for
Speaker 1: more information. Well, I had a little bit of a
Speaker 1: back and forth with a client that I recently read
Speaker 1: for because I saw that they wrote it wrong and
Speaker 1: I knew what they wanted me to say. So I said,
Speaker 1: just for the sake of argument, I'm gonna keep it
Speaker 1: at Z one hundred. It wasn't Z one hundred, it
Speaker 1: was a client so and I said, all right, so
Speaker 1: Z one hundred dot com slash Prizes. Well, they were like, well,
Speaker 1: that's not what the script said. I said, well, the
Speaker 1: script is wrong. The script told me to read Brodie,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a connection h Z one hundred again
Speaker 1: insert client here on dot com backslash prizes backslash. Is
Speaker 1: that backs for backslash really necessary? Well, that's okay. So
Speaker 1: the first thing is the first thing is to say www.
Speaker 1: That No, that was the other part of it. Hold on,
Speaker 1: this is a multiprom problem. They're like, we want you
Speaker 1: to say, go to www dot z one dot com
Speaker 1: backslash prizes backslash. The www did no, No that they
Speaker 1: did so. I said, all right, guys, the second they
Speaker 1: hear the word dot com, they're gonna their ear already knows. Oh,
Speaker 1: what I just heard is a web address. I don't
Speaker 1: need to You don't need to hit www dot. I
Speaker 1: mean my parents do that? Who still does that? Or
Speaker 1: h T T P s slash slash Cohen Cohen slash slash, Like,
Speaker 1: you don't need to really do all that. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't, you don't even you don't need the www dot.
Speaker 1: We know we're on the Worldwide Web. We're there NonStop.
Speaker 1: It's in our pocket, it's all over, it's around. Nobody
Speaker 1: says www dot Google, dot com, dot com. You say, so,
Speaker 1: I always lopped that off right there, and they didn't
Speaker 1: have a problem with that part. It's like, but the
Speaker 1: problem is it's not. First of all, you don't need
Speaker 1: the extra slash at the end of the word right,
Speaker 1: because it takes you the same thing, takes you to
Speaker 1: both take you it does. I tested it out first
Speaker 1: before I argued with them, and then they called it
Speaker 1: a backslash. But it's not a backslash. It's a forward slash.
Speaker 1: So that's and and by the way, you don't even
Speaker 1: have to say the word forward slash because people's people
Speaker 1: know that when you're typing in a web address, and
Speaker 1: then after the dot com the slash only goes in
Speaker 1: one direction, and that's the forward. Also, it's just it's
Speaker 1: just slash, right, The forward slash is the It's like
Speaker 1: white milk. It's just milk. It's just slash. It's just slash.
Speaker 1: If you want to, you want to put a modifier,
Speaker 1: because slash has become the dominant of the two slashes, right,
Speaker 1: some of the one of guns and roses, he'll always
Speaker 1: bring big slash. It's just slash. It's always slash because
Speaker 1: because when you need use We did algebra. I think
Speaker 1: it was algebra, right, is algebra? It was like the
Speaker 1: one before the X. You don't have to write one x.
Speaker 1: You just wrote X. It was assumed it was a
Speaker 1: one x. Right, you don't need to write the one.
Speaker 1: But say it's like an eight hundred number. Right, you
Speaker 1: don't tell me it's a one hundred number. I know
Speaker 1: it's eight hundred. But in the world, what does a backslash?
Speaker 1: When do you even use backslash? You certainly don't use
Speaker 1: it in a web address. You use it in our
Speaker 1: in our logins at work, we have to do a
Speaker 1: domain and then a backslash forward slash O the domain
Speaker 1: in our log in. YEA, maybe, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: when people who write code computer code, they may have
Speaker 1: used for backslash. It's just certainly not used in everyday
Speaker 1: lexicon and used the graphics like when you want to
Speaker 1: make a smiley face or a shrugging guy, you need
Speaker 1: the backs. So finally, after the back and forth, I
Speaker 1: said to them, guys, do we want people to visit
Speaker 1: the address or not? Because I have the way to
Speaker 1: do it. It's the one hundred dot Com Slash Prizes
Speaker 1: Easiest way to remember it. You're writing for the ear.
Speaker 1: People are listening to this ship. You don't want to
Speaker 1: so so they understood. They got back to me. I
Speaker 1: won that argument. You're a big man now. Ah yeah,
Speaker 1: So back to I. He was off on a tangent.
Speaker 1: So Falco called it today Anthony Falco, he's retired and
Speaker 1: my retired friends who are retired from the police force
Speaker 1: and other things. God blessed him. Some of them do
Speaker 1: sanitation there in their forties and they don't know what
Speaker 1: to do with themselves, so they go to lunch. Now
Speaker 1: they retired, twenty years on the job. They got on
Speaker 1: a tent. Yes, Falcom dot on when he was younger. So,
Speaker 1: but the thing is he's retired now and he's like,
Speaker 1: he goes, hey, scary, what are you doing. It's your birthday, man,
Speaker 1: I see you posting up on I g like, all right, man, yes,
Speaker 1: he goes, listen, We're gonna go to to do a
Speaker 1: modeal meal and like some Italian restaurant and like Fairview,
Speaker 1: New Jersey, and we're gonna eat this and and I said, look,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm on a diet. I'm doing my detox
Speaker 1: right now. I'm not gonna scary and a down twenty
Speaker 1: three pounds in thirty days. Thank you, I said, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it, and he says, um, come on, man, you
Speaker 1: know they got bron z. No there, they can make
Speaker 1: your bronzo and this and that. They I said, I
Speaker 1: love it. I appreciate it, but I'm gonna pass. And
Speaker 1: I'm glad I did because I saw the pictures of
Speaker 1: all these guys and what they had for lunch, and
Speaker 1: they were like they got meat ball platters and chicken palm,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm like, thank god I didn't go,
Speaker 1: because they just sent the pictures to about an hour ago.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't need I didn't need to be
Speaker 1: there for temptation island over here. Temptation is all around me, Brodie.
Speaker 1: But I'm I'm sticking to my guns. I'm not eating
Speaker 1: decadent for my birthday. I'm not gonna do it for
Speaker 1: the super Bowl. Fuck it, I'm in a zone. Okay,
Speaker 1: So are you proud of me or what? Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: very proudly. That's all I want for my birthday. I
Speaker 1: don't want presents and I don't want I don't wanna.
Speaker 1: You know, you you know you had asked me earlier
Speaker 1: if I was doing anything, and I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it as you are? You going crazy? Well it
Speaker 1: isn't you know? Yeah, I'll be okay, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: my boiled chicken later and broccoli huh. And that'll be
Speaker 1: my that be, that'll be my dinner. But at least
Speaker 1: I have this podcast, right, I get to hang out
Speaker 1: and talk to one of my great friends who be
Speaker 1: rated me on the radio and on the podcast and
Speaker 1: on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast and that's all
Speaker 1: we have each other, and I'm happy and that takes
Speaker 1: my mind off of eating. So so, well, you had
Speaker 1: a nice birthday dinner, didn't you. Did you want to
Speaker 1: talk about what happened there? I mean you kind of
Speaker 1: hinted at it on the Big Show. Um, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. And I want to read
Speaker 1: some birthday greetings, um if I don't mind some birthday
Speaker 1: wishes like it's our birthday, it's Brooklyn boys birthday, as
Speaker 1: you know. Um. I wrote back to every single d
Speaker 1: M and every single tweet and every single post that
Speaker 1: I got on all social media except on the Office
Speaker 1: Store and show account, where I liked all of the
Speaker 1: posts that didn't specifically say anything like there's like happy birthday,
Speaker 1: then I liked it, but it's like happy birthday, Broady,
Speaker 1: help you and your family have a blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Then I wrote them back, so I hope you will
Speaker 1: be doing the same. Dude, the six hundred thirty seven
Speaker 1: comments under my happy birthday picture, there's no way I
Speaker 1: can get back to everybody. Oh look at Mr pop
Speaker 1: you No, no, but no. First of all, Instagram like
Speaker 1: shot like bands you and and put you in time out. No,
Speaker 1: not more in jail after you like sixty things are
Speaker 1: a hundred things if you'd like too many, I got
Speaker 1: away with it. How many? How many did you like? Brodie?
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna hold on. There's all of them.
Speaker 1: It's abuse of its, abuse of the of the heart button.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's happening before they say no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no more hearts for you check back in an hour.
Speaker 1: And they did that to me, I would I lie.
Speaker 1: I mean unless they lifted that I been liking, liking, liking,
Speaker 1: I haven't stopped me. Really mhm. How many likes you have?
Speaker 1: Oh it could be thousands? Okay, Well, anyway, I will
Speaker 1: try and get back to everybody. I'm gonna make this
Speaker 1: blanket announcement thank you all for the birthday wishes. That
Speaker 1: doesn't count. Why not doesn't count because not everybody listens
Speaker 1: to this podcast. And by the way, slices, I have
Speaker 1: two things I want to bring up real quick. Number One,
Speaker 1: I asked you all nicely to make sure you go
Speaker 1: back and listen episode. I know you haven't. A lot
Speaker 1: of you have not, so help out our poor episode
Speaker 1: crash boom bang because you guys skipped it. I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened. Not the people listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1: They didn't skip it. It's the not this No I see.
Speaker 1: This is where I disagree. I think most people listening
Speaker 1: are shaking their heads yes right now and saying, yes,
Speaker 1: I already listened to it. I don't have to because
Speaker 1: I think that we're we have to reach a different
Speaker 1: sector of of our listenership to get to that podcast. Here.
Speaker 1: If our listenership is only the people that listen to
Speaker 1: one worn trouble, I'm telling you it got it got
Speaker 1: overlooked because my heart didn't send out a notification. I
Speaker 1: Heart screwed us. So I'm just reminding you a great episode.
Speaker 1: All right, let me read a couple of birthdays and
Speaker 1: I'll tell what happened to my birthday dinner. Um, just
Speaker 1: underscore beanie. Happy birthday, David Brodie. Thank you for teaching
Speaker 1: me to stand up for myself, even as not even
Speaker 1: free dessert Slice for Life. That was very nice. T
Speaker 1: j Uh Coonahan. I always I always worry when I
Speaker 1: say his name because it looks like it could be
Speaker 1: a different way. Happy birthday, David Brodie. May you have
Speaker 1: all of the rose pork, Loomino, veggies and diet coke
Speaker 1: no ice you want? Isn't that nice? Um? Cap oh
Speaker 1: kaplan our boy cappy birthday? Yep? May your pizzabs, sausage,
Speaker 1: your diet coke have no ice and you drive through
Speaker 1: not have you pull up that nice Yeah? I got
Speaker 1: one from Jane Vick. Oh well, Jenevick right by the way.
Speaker 1: You go ahead, Jane Vick said, Happy birthday, scary. Wish
Speaker 1: you the best. I hope you get lots of sponsors
Speaker 1: so we can hit the jingle I was gonna send
Speaker 1: you guys pe but I remember you're doing the Dr
Speaker 1: Fat loss. I'll hit that jingle you prick. I love you,
Speaker 1: bro Brodie, don't get mad. I would send you pizza too,
Speaker 1: but you're not going to the studio. When you go
Speaker 1: back to the studio, I'll personally go to L M
Speaker 1: B and deliver a couple of pies. Thank you both
Speaker 1: of what you do and for helping us get how
Speaker 1: shitty the world, forget how shitty the world is right now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, All right, back to your ears. Okay,
Speaker 1: So one more thing. So so Ze one hundred are
Speaker 1: our New York radio station and Elvis Rancho. Uh. One
Speaker 1: of them retweeted the other wishing you a happy birthday, right, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So I retweeted it, but I said, wish him a
Speaker 1: happy birthday. He will reply to every tweet and d
Speaker 1: M with an asterisk. I wrote, please tweet birthday wishes
Speaker 1: only to him, thanks, because I don't need to see
Speaker 1: all your birthday wishes. I don't need people hitting reply. All.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, you complained, you complain about my birthday? No, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I was retweeting, and I said, hey, wish
Speaker 1: them happy birthday, but they don't need to wish me
Speaker 1: and you a happy birthday to you. In other words,
Speaker 1: I don't need to see a hundred. Come on, brody,
Speaker 1: hold on, I just figured I would bring because my
Speaker 1: I don't get alerts on my phone because because here's
Speaker 1: the difference, scary, I respond to every tweet, right, So
Speaker 1: every time I get a notification, I respond to every
Speaker 1: d M on Instagram. I am great, fantastic, So, as
Speaker 1: I was saying, I go and so every time I
Speaker 1: see a notification, I like to see who tweeted at me,
Speaker 1: and I write them back. Well, of all the tweets
Speaker 1: are to you, it's wasting my time. I could be
Speaker 1: spending on writing back to other people who are actually
Speaker 1: tweeting me. So funny, like five people have already broken
Speaker 1: that role. And then I got a faint tweet. Hold on,
Speaker 1: there's a reason I'm bringing this up. So sameir, you
Speaker 1: blew it. Um, Jerry big Stick, you blew it. Paul Hale,
Speaker 1: you blew it. These are major slices, by the way.
Speaker 1: But then Eric de Erico at Dairy King Elevin wrote,
Speaker 1: oh and two so far on people was reading comprehensions
Speaker 1: l O L, to which I wrote back, you just
Speaker 1: broke through. Also because you're on the thread right, Well,
Speaker 1: it's funny how my birthday get gets in the way
Speaker 1: of you responding to people back for with other issues. Geez, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Also, I'm having a fight with a dick
Speaker 1: who doesn't understand. He thinks he knows more about the
Speaker 1: Mets than I do, and he's being that's going to
Speaker 1: be very, very difficult. Yeah. He just told me how
Speaker 1: long he's been a Mets fan, and I laugh at that.
Speaker 1: I'm a Mets fani much longer than him. All right,
Speaker 1: you are to me it comes to the Mets. We
Speaker 1: went out to dinner. My my wife, and a couple
Speaker 1: of my kids went out to dinner on Saturday night
Speaker 1: for my birthday. My birthday landed on a Saturday, very nice.
Speaker 1: We went out to dinner for the first time as
Speaker 1: a family in about a year. We've gone out for
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve, right into New Year's Day to January one. Well,
Speaker 1: actually no, so December thirty one, twenty nineteen, and I
Speaker 1: don't think we went out. Maybe once. We went out
Speaker 1: in January February before the pandemic hit. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: not going out to here. I'm not gonna go into
Speaker 1: this year. So as a family, we haven't gone out
Speaker 1: to eat. My wife goes out to eat. I went
Speaker 1: out once, which I told you about, when the guy's
Speaker 1: as crack was showing, and so as a family, the
Speaker 1: four of us, one of my daughters was out of town,
Speaker 1: we went out to dinner at a place I'll give
Speaker 1: me a shout out because they have not DM me back.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm very upset, called Town Bar and
Speaker 1: Kitchen in Marstown, New Jersey. They have a rooftop, which
Speaker 1: was excellent. By the way, if you're a Slice and
Speaker 1: you're living in the Morristown area, could you tell Town
Speaker 1: that the Brooklyn boys were talking about them? Absolutely? So
Speaker 1: they have a rooftop, but it's not like you go
Speaker 1: up a staircase onto the roof. There's a whole level.
Speaker 1: There's a two level restaurant, and the second level has
Speaker 1: doors that open out to a beautifully finished uh. It's
Speaker 1: more like a terrace than a roof with a fireplace
Speaker 1: and heating lamps. It was great anyway. There's three tay
Speaker 1: was on the left or four maybe and three or
Speaker 1: four on the right. And because of the pandemic here
Speaker 1: in the area, they spaced the tables out right. It's
Speaker 1: limited seating, so the table behind my so my wife
Speaker 1: and I were sitting on the side facing the fireplace,
Speaker 1: and my kids are sitting on the other side, facing
Speaker 1: away from the fireplace. Two girls get sat at the
Speaker 1: table behind my daughters with their backstas close to the fireplace.
Speaker 1: I would say they're in their twenties. If they're older
Speaker 1: than that, you welcome, ladies. You look like you're in
Speaker 1: your twenties. And I don't know. Uh, some stuff happened
Speaker 1: in the news politically, and so my wife and kids
Speaker 1: and I were all talking about politics, not not in
Speaker 1: an augumentative way, but we were clearly on one side
Speaker 1: of the fence politically. The way we were talking. Okay,
Speaker 1: the girl on the left of the two girls whose
Speaker 1: backs are to me, keeps turning around and looking at
Speaker 1: my table. Right. I thought she was looking for the waiter,
Speaker 1: but she kept looking like sort of at me. Now
Speaker 1: I had my I told you this, I had my
Speaker 1: mask on, which which I don't understand. How you sitting
Speaker 1: at a table outside with your mask on while you're eating.
Speaker 1: But okay, because there's other people around, there's a waiter
Speaker 1: who has outside outdoor dining. Want to get into this
Speaker 1: medical with you each This is what I choose to do.
Speaker 1: All right, Can I move on. I'm telling you I
Speaker 1: had my mask because people we're talking about you, they
Speaker 1: wouldn't you. People had their masks on also until the
Speaker 1: food came. That's what some people, really, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: people do. I just think that if you're adventurous enough
Speaker 1: to go outdoor dining, adventurous, yes, once in a year.
Speaker 1: Al right, continue, all right, and my wife's been vaccinated,
Speaker 1: so she understood, understood, understood, I get it, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, back to your story. Were those girls wearing
Speaker 1: masks by uh? They were when there was no food? Really? Yes?
Speaker 1: The people around us also fascinating. So the girl keeps
Speaker 1: turning around. Now she had a drink, so she a
Speaker 1: couple of times, didn't never mask on, but she kept
Speaker 1: turning around and looking at us. So I thought, she's
Speaker 1: clearly on the other side of the political spectrum and
Speaker 1: is annoyed by our conversation, right, like she's thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: those blah blah blahs, right whatever. So I'm getting upset.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, this woman, and my wife I said,
Speaker 1: this woman. Is she this girl? She keeps like staring.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the deal is. She's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know maybe she's such and such uh politically and
Speaker 1: uh as I don't know. I'm like the next time
Speaker 1: she turns around, I'm gonna say something. This is really
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, I'm out to dinner. She's
Speaker 1: give me these looks, you know. So finally, this is
Speaker 1: like six seven minutes of turning around. Um, she turns around.
Speaker 1: She's excused me. Now I'm ready, Like my, I'm ready
Speaker 1: to go, Like bring it. You're gonna argue with me,
Speaker 1: she says, Um, I just want to let you know
Speaker 1: I recognize your voice. I'm a big fan of your show.
Speaker 1: And so I said, always eyes, Oh, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: So she was she knew you the whole time. She
Speaker 1: knew your voice, right, she kept like turning around the
Speaker 1: double check it was me. She didn't google me, because
Speaker 1: I've had people do that, like on the phone and
Speaker 1: look up. Let's see if I look. But I had
Speaker 1: the mask on, so I don't know what she could
Speaker 1: have seen, you know what I mean, and my jacket
Speaker 1: on because it was cold. So I said, oh, it's
Speaker 1: very nice to meet you. And her friend turning around,
Speaker 1: she said, I I recognize your voice too. Were all
Speaker 1: big fans. That's awesome. Now that she watched to follow
Speaker 1: to see if maybe you were going to complain and
Speaker 1: send something back, or if they serve something with green
Speaker 1: bits in it, like say, she listens to the podcast, Dude,
Speaker 1: he's about to get a diet coke with it. Watch this,
Speaker 1: I would play, I play by play. I will tell
Speaker 1: you about the waiter in a second. Because everything was
Speaker 1: really good. But um, so her friend says, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: we recognize your voice right away. Now, um my family
Speaker 1: is not. They don't like get impressed by that. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's nice for you, but they like to keep a
Speaker 1: low profile, like they don't like they don't revel in it,
Speaker 1: like yeah, but that's famous because I'm not really famous.
Speaker 1: I'm just known. But anyway, so they're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And so my kids they're like, oh god, here goes dad.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get all like a big ego. Now up
Speaker 1: for dinner. So I said, well, it's very nice to
Speaker 1: meet you, Like, thank you, right, very nice girls. So
Speaker 1: my kids are like, don't say a word, dead, don't
Speaker 1: say a word. We get it. They liked you, We
Speaker 1: get it, like in a fun way. They go, Okay,
Speaker 1: no problem, no they're not embarrassed. They just they don't
Speaker 1: They don't want me to get like all like a
Speaker 1: big headed dinner. So my wife turns to me into this, well,
Speaker 1: there's your birthday present. You talk. Some people are like
Speaker 1: you okay, so that's good. So like about ten minutes later,
Speaker 1: two more girls, also around the same age, go and
Speaker 1: sit down at the table. They were late, but they
Speaker 1: don't say anything, and I'm like, okay, good, let's just
Speaker 1: you know, we eat dinner or whatever, have a nice time.
Speaker 1: At the end of the night. We're done first because
Speaker 1: we we had ordered first, we had sat down first.
Speaker 1: And as we get up, I do the right thing.
Speaker 1: I take a few steps over and I lean over
Speaker 1: and I say, ladies, it was very nice meeting you.
Speaker 1: And they go, oh my god, yeah, and the other
Speaker 1: two girls start doing the thing with their hand like
Speaker 1: they're fanning their face like their hands shaking. Oh I on,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we love you. When they passing out
Speaker 1: like the dog and you cut to the and it's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, faint. Specifically, the blonde girl was not
Speaker 1: I'm not like she was gonna fame, but she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we love you. I would say the
Speaker 1: hand was medium speed. It wasn't like Beatles speed. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like Harry Styles speed. It was more like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's so nice to me, but like we didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: We got here late, but we recognized your voice too.
Speaker 1: We love the show. Side everybody. Now, none of them
Speaker 1: said we love the podcast. And I would have said, hey,
Speaker 1: check out the Brooken Voice podcast. I thought that was cheesy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, you know, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: kind of It's hard to do in that situation. Right.
Speaker 1: Had they said they loved the podcast, we're like, hey, right,
Speaker 1: So so then one girl yells to my kids, do
Speaker 1: you know how cool your dad is? I wanted to
Speaker 1: be my fun boy? Uh no, no, she didn't say that. No,
Speaker 1: she did not know. First of all, all of these
Speaker 1: girls were obviously single. It looked like they was single.
Speaker 1: You're in their twenties. I am not. They they were
Speaker 1: all very attractive. Doesn't doesn't stop not. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: married most qualitly I'm married a right. They thought that
Speaker 1: was your your older sister with you. I don't know
Speaker 1: you just refer did you just call my wife my
Speaker 1: older sister? Maybe it was a young younger sister with you.
Speaker 1: You'll be careful. My wife is a is younger than me,
Speaker 1: don't she is. He looks a lot younger than she's really,
Speaker 1: So you know what, someone's gonna have them listen. They're
Speaker 1: gonna hear this, and they're gonna like, oh, listen to them.
Speaker 1: They couldn't have been nicer. My point was, I was
Speaker 1: so it was they were so nice. And there's such
Speaker 1: big fans of the Morning shown you stop that everything
Speaker 1: when you was sexual. I love how it makes you uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I do this just to make you uncomfortable. I'm not uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed for you, embarrassed for me. You know you're not. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not No. It was very nice meeting them.
Speaker 1: The thing is I said, oh, hit me up on
Speaker 1: social media. None of them did so. I don't know
Speaker 1: their names, so I can't. I would have shouted him
Speaker 1: out on the end, slide into my m I will say,
Speaker 1: what here's here's what gets uncomfortable when they want to
Speaker 1: take a picture and then they like ask your spouse
Speaker 1: to hold the camera and they give the camera to
Speaker 1: you know, Melissa, your wife, and say, hey, excuse me,
Speaker 1: could you could you hold this camera and take a
Speaker 1: picture of on that. She wouldn't be offended by that.
Speaker 1: Know what's offensive? Scary is when you and I are
Speaker 1: at at a morning show event and they have me
Speaker 1: hold the camera so they can take a picture with you.
Speaker 1: That's yes, it does. It happen at at at what
Speaker 1: it was at the at the food fest we went
Speaker 1: to last year that people were like, oh, hi, yeah,
Speaker 1: could you take a picture of us? When scary? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it happens all the time, dude, that's all that's awkward. Well,
Speaker 1: that happens to me a lot with Elvis. Hey, you
Speaker 1: might you know, taking a picture, you know, hold this camera,
Speaker 1: you take the picture of me and Elvis. I'm like, great, okay,
Speaker 1: I've done that. Wait a minute. So you're saying you
Speaker 1: are Elvis is to you what you are to me
Speaker 1: in terms of celebrity. No, I'm just telling you what
Speaker 1: what happened. You're like, oh, I'm always with a bigger
Speaker 1: stall like Elvis, So brody you being with a biggest
Speaker 1: stall like me. It totally makes sense. I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: You're putting words in my mouth. That's what you said.
Speaker 1: You're inventing things. Now, if a then B if B,
Speaker 1: then C. Therefore if AI than C, No, it's it's
Speaker 1: real modus, Poland's modus modus, Tollens's whipping out the math. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I loved Ala. It's one of those modus is anything
Speaker 1: that was Trigg It's logic, logic, logic, it's logic. Loved logic,
Speaker 1: logic and algebra and trigger and loved it. Calculus hated.
Speaker 1: I love math, hated calculus. The birthday text you keep
Speaker 1: they keep coming in. I have to ignore them. Now.
Speaker 1: I have to get back to every text on my phone,
Speaker 1: every single one of them. Speaking of posts, So on
Speaker 1: my birthday post yesterday on the Elvis Durrand Show. This
Speaker 1: happens every time. Anytime there's a big post, there's always
Speaker 1: some listen guys like slices. If you do this, please
Speaker 1: don't do this. I know everybody has to make a living.
Speaker 1: I saw. I'm not looking to offend, so let me
Speaker 1: just say I don't like it. But when you do
Speaker 1: it on a post yesterday, it's extra tackie. So when
Speaker 1: there's a post like a big news event and and
Speaker 1: and you jump on it happens on our Elvis Rand
Speaker 1: Show account A lot don't promote your side business. Don't
Speaker 1: promote the home business, that scam that you work for,
Speaker 1: the pyramid scheme that you work for. You know where
Speaker 1: you go. Oh thanks to Lorin, I'm able to work
Speaker 1: from home, stay with my kids and still make six figures.
Speaker 1: Promote your business somewhere. You could use some wriggle cream
Speaker 1: from Rodanon Fields here. Let me interest you in this
Speaker 1: MLM scam. Yeah yeah, yeah for Oh by the way,
Speaker 1: oh yeah yeah, can I I have some things to
Speaker 1: say about that. Lulu Ro Lulu lu lu rose, Lululululu
Speaker 1: Lulu lu lu ro was the big leg things. Everyone
Speaker 1: had to buy leggings, leggings, and I tried to tell
Speaker 1: people I don't want to be like a thing because
Speaker 1: we know people who were selling it was a pyramid scam.
Speaker 1: But not only that, the it's the level marketing. It's
Speaker 1: called multi level. That's why I said m L and
Speaker 1: MLM company is a multi level marketing scheme. It's scheme
Speaker 1: pyramid scheme, yes, because the people in the beginning all
Speaker 1: get their money and cash out and then but the
Speaker 1: problem is people to sell for you. Yea, they give
Speaker 1: you ten percent, but eventually it gets harder and harder
Speaker 1: to cash out because the people at the bottom are
Speaker 1: you know, there's way too many people at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Essentially hot potato. You get stuck with all the merchandise.
Speaker 1: So so yeah, you hold the bag right, you get
Speaker 1: stuck and Lulu ro and by the way, at some point,
Speaker 1: things like a light leggings is a finite item where
Speaker 1: you don't It's not like toothpaste where you're gonna keep
Speaker 1: needing more of it. It's just at some point you
Speaker 1: have to three pairs of leggings leggings. I know two
Speaker 1: people that was salespeople, right, one was the others like
Speaker 1: barrier in the pyramid and uh, one made money and
Speaker 1: one got stuck with a lot of clothing. Of course,
Speaker 1: Washington State just settled the case for like four million
Speaker 1: dollars that they're gonna reimburse the people that got stuck
Speaker 1: with their merchandise and and who got scammed. But this happens.
Speaker 1: This happens every couple of years. And I hate to
Speaker 1: say this. Men fall for a lot of stupid ship
Speaker 1: but this is a lot of women who like as
Speaker 1: a side job or instead of working, they get they go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my friends making all this money. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it, Ladies that I'm telling you a year
Speaker 1: from now, when somebody's selling wigs, don't do it. When
Speaker 1: somebody's selling uh toenail buffers, don't do it. Didn't We
Speaker 1: talk about this on this podcast a year ago on Instagram,
Speaker 1: No the one it was like the picture of a star.
Speaker 1: It was like eight the eight people with the person
Speaker 1: in the middle, and then you have to like fill
Speaker 1: the eight and then you moved to the middle or
Speaker 1: something like that, and then they it was like some
Speaker 1: kind of weird little diagram. As soon as somebody says,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you'll be able to get people and
Speaker 1: they're gonna give it to you, and by after a
Speaker 1: while you have to work. No such thing. It's a scamboni.
Speaker 1: Got major Sam, fuck fuck you, Lula Row and Rod
Speaker 1: Dan and Fields. I don't know if it's similar, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. If some people make you open up
Speaker 1: your own business in your basement, it's not gonna last long,
Speaker 1: and you gotta get out fast. You gotta get out,
Speaker 1: sell your first wave of stuff and get out. That's
Speaker 1: what most people do. That that's why the scamboni, the
Speaker 1: people at the top of the pyramid win so it's
Speaker 1: like the people who create the thing and put themselves
Speaker 1: the top, the first one out. Yeah, you gotta get out,
Speaker 1: all right. We gotta take a break, all right. So
Speaker 1: when we come back, I will tell you the big
Speaker 1: news that Scary doesn't even know about. Big news. Can
Speaker 1: you give me a hint? What did it start with?
Speaker 1: What letter? No? I can't even do that because it's
Speaker 1: the sound of it, like the sat can't do it?
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, alrightst rein Rod. I gotta know what
Speaker 1: this is. This is, this is I'm a burning sensation
Speaker 1: in me right now. People are trying to guess what
Speaker 1: it is. So here's what I'd like you to do.
Speaker 1: Tweet me and Scary and at the Brooklyn boys what
Speaker 1: you thought it was before I said it. I'm curious
Speaker 1: to see if you and don't lie. Don't be like,
Speaker 1: oh I know what if you knew what? That's fine.
Speaker 1: So I went to corporate for this. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's I gotta tell you the story. First. I went
Speaker 1: to corporate and I said, hey, who who? I went
Speaker 1: to our buddy um are r Okay, that's his initials.
Speaker 1: I said, who handles who handles this request? Who handles
Speaker 1: this thing I need done, he said this woman H.
Speaker 1: So I emailed H and I said, Hey, I would
Speaker 1: like this done. What I gotta do? Who I gotta blow? Nope,
Speaker 1: didn't say that that's you. Gotta just take care of yourself.
Speaker 1: So she said, oh, I can handle that. My department
Speaker 1: handles that. Not a problem. Are there any other Oh
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta bring up Remind me to bring
Speaker 1: up any other variations that you would like me to
Speaker 1: take care of. So I said, you know, let me
Speaker 1: get back to you, and I tweeted scary. I texted scary,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you about the text later. I said, No,
Speaker 1: I think we're good. Just please take care of this
Speaker 1: for for me and a few of my friends in
Speaker 1: the company. Can you please just take care of this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a problem. That was uh. And the November and
Speaker 1: then a follow up email beginning of December. I don't
Speaker 1: hear anything back. I email her in the middle of
Speaker 1: December and I said, Hey, any updates And she writes back, oh, uh,
Speaker 1: this particular request is requiring a little more information, but
Speaker 1: it's gonna take me a little bit longer, but I
Speaker 1: should have an answered few by the end of the week.
Speaker 1: Mid December. Now the week goes by, we go on
Speaker 1: a tweak vacation, I write. I write her back beginning
Speaker 1: of January. Hey, H, what's the deal where It's a
Speaker 1: month now. I haven't heard anything, nothing, So I wait
Speaker 1: a week and a half, benefit of the doubt, new year,
Speaker 1: you know, settling back in. Maybe it was on vacation.
Speaker 1: I don't hear anything nothing, so I fowarded the last email.
Speaker 1: I go, hey, you, okay, where are we at? Then?
Speaker 1: You know how I told you the story? You have
Speaker 1: to Uh, sometimes you have to fill out a corporate ticket,
Speaker 1: like a job ticket. I get a completed ticket. Your
Speaker 1: job request from H has been completed. So so I
Speaker 1: go and I look, it hasn't been completed. Oh, so
Speaker 1: I go what Then? So I email r R again.
Speaker 1: I say, hey, r r r um, Hey, do you
Speaker 1: know what's going on with H? What do you mean? Well,
Speaker 1: here the last emails I sent. Haven't heard back in weeks.
Speaker 1: I'm a little concerned. Uh, and nothing's getting done, he said,
Speaker 1: I'm on it. Fifteen minutes later, I get an email
Speaker 1: from H. I'm so sorry. I don't know how I
Speaker 1: missed this email. It was four emails. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'll get all right on it, I promise. Uh and
Speaker 1: then um, I got six confirmation email because it was
Speaker 1: a digital favor, and all kinds of emails confirming, confirming, confirm.
Speaker 1: What are we doing? As of last Thursday The Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast on Deezer, we made it. We're on. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. There is a Lord Birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: My present to you, Scary Jones, the Big D, the
Speaker 1: Big D. See if I said D the first initial,
Speaker 1: it's Deezer. It's like halfway there. Now, Scary, you can
Speaker 1: ask your own Deezer. That's freaking amazing. This is r
Speaker 1: are because I had to go over H's head. Now,
Speaker 1: what was the nuts? Did we find out what the
Speaker 1: hold out was? Like? Why were they waiting to put
Speaker 1: us on? Well, no, no reason, just we had never
Speaker 1: requested it. Apparently our company has a checklist of automatics
Speaker 1: and they weren't an automatic that's going to be through.
Speaker 1: Listen talkers on Deezer. I got celebrity buzz on Deezer.
Speaker 1: Elvis story in fifteen minute morning show. Uh. Yeah, by
Speaker 1: the way, if you're a slice and what ye, So,
Speaker 1: what's the matter? I was gonna tell I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: if you happen to be a slice out there, I
Speaker 1: want to know if if if there's another platform that
Speaker 1: we're missing, like a big one that we're not on,
Speaker 1: let us know so we can have r R A
Speaker 1: H go after it. Whoever. Those people were okay, so um,
Speaker 1: I said to to two Scary, this is for the slices.
Speaker 1: I said, too, Scary. Uh. About two weeks ago, before
Speaker 1: this was finalized, I said, hey, Scary, I'm just letting
Speaker 1: you know I'm I'm still fighting to get us on Deezer,
Speaker 1: I remember this, and Scary goes, wait a minute, what
Speaker 1: about other networks? You should have gotten us all other
Speaker 1: podcast networks. Why didn't you tell me? Why did you? Alright, alright, alright, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: so you gave me grief on the phone. You were
Speaker 1: yelling at mean, why didn't include you? Why was? I said, Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, Scary, I wanted to surprise you for
Speaker 1: like when it got done. But second of all, I
Speaker 1: sent you a text message. No you didn't, so I
Speaker 1: sent you a screenshot. The text messages me saying, hey, Scary,
Speaker 1: what are the podcast platforms do you want me to
Speaker 1: ask to get on? And your response was, Hey, come
Speaker 1: to Collabra's Calandria's Landers for a free palm on the arm. Hey, Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: It was a food call. I mean, how do I not? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever you're doing single ball. So you were like,
Speaker 1: you didn't tell me. I did tell you. Your response
Speaker 1: to me was come get free chicken parton. So I know,
Speaker 1: what do you expect. I'm sure attention span when it
Speaker 1: comes to palm on the arm. Go go on, Deezer
Speaker 1: and go listen episode. How about that? Okay? So back,
Speaker 1: so back back to these posts we were talking about
Speaker 1: about working from home and these scamp posts. I it's
Speaker 1: annoying that you do that. But here's where it gets
Speaker 1: really bad. Here's where it gets really tacky, like you
Speaker 1: have to have no soul to do this. Yesterday screech
Speaker 1: died Dustin Diamond. Okay, life came to a screeching halt.
Speaker 1: There's my there's my one bad joke for the day.
Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond passed away from mukemia. It's tragic. So Elvis
Speaker 1: Durant Show put up a post that that put up
Speaker 1: a picture of Dustin Diamond and said, you know, he died,
Speaker 1: and everybody's like, oh my god, I loved him so young,
Speaker 1: so quick. I love the show. He's had such a
Speaker 1: rough life. R I p all it was, you know,
Speaker 1: a six hundred text messages a post, rather seven hundred
Speaker 1: within like the first hour, like everybody loved who Saved
Speaker 1: by the Bell? I mean by my classic? A classic.
Speaker 1: So as I'm scrolling, I said to myself, I hope
Speaker 1: I don't see any of these self promoting bastards on
Speaker 1: a death post. And sure enough, oh, thanks to Athy. Uhh,
Speaker 1: isn't that Isn't that a bot? At that time? At
Speaker 1: that point? Isn't that a bot? Or these people? I
Speaker 1: don't think. I think you're arguing with nobody. I don't
Speaker 1: think these are like I feel like these are these
Speaker 1: are posts that are just they they find posts that
Speaker 1: have high volume and they just stick them in there.
Speaker 1: Are you shipping on my rant? I think that's what
Speaker 1: you're doing right now. No, I'm asking you because we
Speaker 1: don't audition this stuff. You and I don't talk about
Speaker 1: the material necessarily. I have no idea. Brody Okay, no, okay, no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying it sounds like I'm I'm asking you an
Speaker 1: honest questions. I was on the oppression. I never. I
Speaker 1: never take this as real people talking. I'm like, these
Speaker 1: are fucking bots just going at it. I mean, I'm what, No,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I don't. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's a bot or not. Because I clicked on them.
Speaker 1: I clicked on I clicked on both of them, and
Speaker 1: they both are people or carry up. I checked it.
Speaker 1: They both carry on and they both have normal posts.
Speaker 1: All right, then they scome post now that you mentioned
Speaker 1: they were not they were not bosts. They were people
Speaker 1: who follow them. Either they followed them on show or
Speaker 1: they followed big accounts. So when they post, they get
Speaker 1: a notification and they can jump on it. They probably
Speaker 1: got like put notifications on all the big accounts. My
Speaker 1: point is, have some fucking class. How go look and go.
Speaker 1: It's a deaf dedication post. Maybe that's not the opportunity
Speaker 1: to put on. How you work from home and you
Speaker 1: can't believe it. Thank you Kathy, because thanks to Kathy,
Speaker 1: check out Kathy. Uh d m Kathy, so you can
Speaker 1: work from home and make You know what, if everybody
Speaker 1: if Kathy was making money for everybody, right, every no one,
Speaker 1: We're working everybody be ready, It's like, you know what
Speaker 1: I have this all. You see commercials for hair loss
Speaker 1: products right, Oh, we're gonna lazy your head creams, lotions.
Speaker 1: Here's how I know. Scary that those creams don't work,
Speaker 1: that those lasers don't work. Here's how I know. Jeff Bezos,
Speaker 1: the richest man in the world, is bold, true story.
Speaker 1: He'd have all the money in the world to fix
Speaker 1: this worth. He gave his wife half his money and
Speaker 1: he's still worth over a hundred billion dollars. Don't you
Speaker 1: think he'd have hair? Yeah, it's a great, great point.
Speaker 1: If he could put he could laser his head. He
Speaker 1: could get a laser sent to his house in two
Speaker 1: days with prime and have hair growing. And I know
Speaker 1: that some people it's bald as a choice, But bald
Speaker 1: is a choice usually when you have a little on
Speaker 1: the side, so you go bald. Most people with a
Speaker 1: full head of hair don't go bald as a choice,
Speaker 1: at least at least rich white dudes, like some some
Speaker 1: black men look with bald head. They like a lot
Speaker 1: of NBA players, they go chrumb dome and that's great.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know a lot of white guys
Speaker 1: with a full head of hair and go I'm taking
Speaker 1: it off. If you are God bless you, but you know,
Speaker 1: fuck you because they are people who would dyeing for
Speaker 1: hair and you're just shaving it off. So yeah, if
Speaker 1: if bald cure has worked, Jeff Bezos full head of hair.
Speaker 1: You guys that he needs hair. He doesn't need he
Speaker 1: doesn't know. He doesn't, dude, he doesn't. He's got he's
Speaker 1: got money. He's big. He's big in the pockets. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm spending. He's big in the pocket. He
Speaker 1: could date you. Give you a hundreds of his salary.
Speaker 1: You don't have to work again. Called Kathy, called Kathy
Speaker 1: and work from home. You know. You know Jeff bezos
Speaker 1: wife wasn't selling lularo. So there's a there's a new
Speaker 1: social media app that has not been infiltrated by these people.
Speaker 1: But these these these self promoters yet and I think
Speaker 1: that we should jump on it. I'm telling you, I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm here Early, I'm here Early Brodie. Is it with
Speaker 1: a date? No? No, I'm here. I'm here for it. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know I was. I was first to Facebook back
Speaker 1: in the day. You guys yelled at me and made
Speaker 1: fun of me because he said only college kids were
Speaker 1: on it at the time, but I joined it. I
Speaker 1: was first. I was first to Instagram and you were like,
Speaker 1: what the hell you doing that for? That's a picture app?
Speaker 1: And then I was I was first to TikTok uh
Speaker 1: and you guys and this was like in the past
Speaker 1: two years you left your asses off saying it's only
Speaker 1: for kids. Now every motherfucker's on TikTok In fact, that
Speaker 1: can't be a viral video that appears in your day
Speaker 1: that you don't click on it and it links to
Speaker 1: TikTok It's it's most of them now. So I'm a
Speaker 1: trail blazer on this and I'm telling you the next one.
Speaker 1: It's Clubhouse. Okay have you been do you know about
Speaker 1: the clubhouse app? No? What what do you mean? No?
Speaker 1: You never been on a clubhouse? Okay, brand new app.
Speaker 1: It's a social media app. You got it better than
Speaker 1: Google Hangouts. We'll go get your claim your name at
Speaker 1: the very least you can go claim it. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing. It's invitation only right now because it's in beta.
Speaker 1: So what you do is you go on, you get
Speaker 1: your you claim your name, so get I already got
Speaker 1: at scary Jones. You got at David Brody and then
Speaker 1: when you sign up, you hit enter and then you
Speaker 1: wait for to be invited to actually start the app.
Speaker 1: But usually somebody sees that you've signed up and it's
Speaker 1: you can Each person gets too object management, it's project management.
Speaker 1: Each person gets to what are you talking about? Clubhouse clubhouse.
Speaker 1: It's a purple purple logo with two flags clubhouse. You
Speaker 1: have the clubhouse appen. No, no, no, no, it's not
Speaker 1: it's a it's a it's a picture of a guy. Well,
Speaker 1: this says clubhouse and it's a project. No, it's it's
Speaker 1: actually better, it's something else, right, you got the name wrong.
Speaker 1: It's clubhouse one word and it's got it's a guy.
Speaker 1: It's a picture of a black and white it's a
Speaker 1: black and white picture of a guy with with long
Speaker 1: hair and a beard. On Android, Clubhouse Software has an
Speaker 1: app called Clubhouse and it's it's a it's a it's
Speaker 1: a corporate type app. No, it's not, well, this isn't
Speaker 1: well this this is great anyway. No, but it is
Speaker 1: kind of corporate clubhouse is No, it is kind of No.
Speaker 1: Here's what well, here's what happens. So when you join
Speaker 1: once you get on it, Once you get on Clubhouse,
Speaker 1: you you actually can go into these rooms with people,
Speaker 1: but you're you could be on a stage and you're
Speaker 1: a speaker. So there's like three or four speakers on
Speaker 1: a panel and then the rest yeah, and the rest
Speaker 1: of people. The rest of the people are in the audience,
Speaker 1: and you can actually call an audience member on stage
Speaker 1: to how to speak. The thing is, this is I
Speaker 1: think where we're going. I think I think this is
Speaker 1: a professional app it. It looks kind of sexy. I
Speaker 1: don't understand. Oh wait, maybe it's not on Android yet.
Speaker 1: You may be fucked well fantastic, that's not it. That's
Speaker 1: not it. You just said you just what did you do?
Speaker 1: You texted it? I texted you a screenshot of clubhouse.
Speaker 1: That does not That's gonna be a problem because the
Speaker 1: name is taken. No multiple logins. What is this here? No,
Speaker 1: this is not you. This is not it anyway, So
Speaker 1: it can be called clubhouse, then it is clubhouse. Two words.
Speaker 1: It's one word, clubhouse, all right? Is it? It's better
Speaker 1: than feed You had me on feet a few years ago.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you're gonna love it. You and and
Speaker 1: slices check it out. I'm telling you, if you're gonna,
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna you'll thank me later. And then
Speaker 1: our other friends at Stereo. Eventually we're gonna get back
Speaker 1: on there and do another one of those talks where
Speaker 1: we can actually, you know, do a little mini podcast
Speaker 1: companion where you you're asking, where you get to put
Speaker 1: your name, you know, you get to actually talk to us,
Speaker 1: look back to us in real time. So I brought
Speaker 1: to Lava lier Mike, so I sound better, So Scared
Speaker 1: doesn't complain. I'm using a bluetooth your piece. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it'll be great, It'll be awesome, all right. That that's
Speaker 1: just upcoming business. Just wanted to get that ship out
Speaker 1: of the way. I have some respect for dust and diamond,
Speaker 1: damn it. That's basically what I'm saying. I got you,
Speaker 1: I got you, all right. Oh, bro A, you're gonna
Speaker 1: hate this. We got an email called Kitty Litter Scamboni Okay,
Speaker 1: oh I don't like it already from Kate McKee. I
Speaker 1: got scammed by Pretty Litter, a kitty litter company. I
Speaker 1: saw an ad and I thought, why not. I'm constantly
Speaker 1: on the hunt for a kitty litter. I like I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's out there, but it's certainly not pretty litter.
Speaker 1: Although the product wasn't bad, my family decided it wasn't
Speaker 1: the right product for us. A month later, another box
Speaker 1: showed up, even though I didn't sign up for auto send,
Speaker 1: so I emailed them saying, I'll keep this litter and
Speaker 1: pay for it, but I didn't want another bag. Thinking
Speaker 1: I might have accidentally signed up for auto send, I
Speaker 1: explained my cats don't like it. In their defense, they
Speaker 1: wrote back quickly and explain cats sometimes take some time
Speaker 1: to adjust. Then they admitted that I was automatically signed
Speaker 1: up for the auto send and that I should give
Speaker 1: their product a little more time. What type of company
Speaker 1: signs you up for auto send, assuming you'd want it?
Speaker 1: By the way, scary, don't listen to everyone adopt kittens,
Speaker 1: not I may. I may. They're easy and awesome. I'll
Speaker 1: even give you an unused bag of my pretty litter.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So apparently there are companies out there that
Speaker 1: give you the old Scamponi where you sign up for
Speaker 1: something and then you don't realize you've signed up for
Speaker 1: the auto send without even signing up for the auto send.
Speaker 1: So how do you get out of that. It's like
Speaker 1: an it's kind of like a never ending maze. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a I don't I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess you have to get them on the phone
Speaker 1: and give them hell if you can't, you can't handle
Speaker 1: it online. You can't because online screwge you. Online never
Speaker 1: gets back. Yeah, but do they owe you anything for
Speaker 1: the auto send having the auto send feature on? Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't know. When there's got to be like a
Speaker 1: disclaimer that says you know you you're automatically being renewed
Speaker 1: unless you cancel. Okay, just saying all right, so there's that.
Speaker 1: Did you have another one? I do? Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: let me pull up what I have here. Do you
Speaker 1: see what I sent you by the way, just now? Yeah? Yep, yep, yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yep. Uh Who so people gonna notice it?
Speaker 1: Should I tell you? You want to see? You might
Speaker 1: a look who sent it? Before? I say, who sent it?
Speaker 1: A listener? A listener sent it to us. No, it's
Speaker 1: a screenshot of someone the screen shot. Oh my goodness, yep,
Speaker 1: he says, we got we got Okay. My co host
Speaker 1: Share Cascenza on the other podcast I Do was promoting
Speaker 1: that you're a beautiful birthday. Gree sent me a beautiful
Speaker 1: birthday greeting yes, and she on her caption, she wrote,
Speaker 1: you're you're the best big brother from another mother and
Speaker 1: most amazing podcast co host girl can't ask for and
Speaker 1: she spelled your why oh you are and it should
Speaker 1: be why o you apostrophe ari. Oh my goodness. So
Speaker 1: now what how do we handle this? This is one
Speaker 1: of our own, Brody, somebody somebody pointed this out and
Speaker 1: screenshot it and send it to us. I love it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would delete it. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to repost it. She's expecting me to repost
Speaker 1: it because I reposted everybody today. What should I do?
Speaker 1: Should I kind of pull her aside and say, you
Speaker 1: may want to just no, I wouldn't bring it up,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't repost it. I just yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: just I just got it. What's the matter you? You
Speaker 1: sound like the cats got your tongue, Brodie. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm looking up something I want to bring up. I
Speaker 1: like I was, I had something else someone to talk about,
Speaker 1: but then I was like, oh, this just came into
Speaker 1: my phone to my social media, So okay, so desiree.
Speaker 1: Uh Dad bombs dade Z bombs dade Z b o
Speaker 1: m b z on Instagram. Yeah, we talked last week
Speaker 1: about the shower scrubber, the Ladies shower scrubber. Right, so
Speaker 1: the clean spa or the cleansed spa, whatever it was.
Speaker 1: She said, I just wanted to tell you I had
Speaker 1: the pleasure of watching this commercial last night and was
Speaker 1: laughing so hard. Look it's the obsessed girl. So she
Speaker 1: took a picture of the of the item with the
Speaker 1: four brush heads, and the woman goes, I'm obsessed with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed. I can't get enough of this. So I
Speaker 1: know you guys listen in order so you heard it
Speaker 1: last week. If you're new to the podcast, go back,
Speaker 1: welcome aboard. I'm back and listen to the episode. And
Speaker 1: of course please go back and listen one, go back
Speaker 1: to number two. Number two. All right, we gotta take
Speaker 1: a quick break because then I have some unused jokes,
Speaker 1: and then I think we've gotta wrap off because as
Speaker 1: your birthday. So let's where am I going? I told
Speaker 1: you I'm going nowhere today. Hit the commercials? All right,
Speaker 1: So do you have anything else you want to hit?
Speaker 1: I got some unused jokes and uh you got Well
Speaker 1: wait a second, how do you doing unused jokes when
Speaker 1: we're doing the show remotely? The unused jokes segment is
Speaker 1: supposed to be when you write a bunch of jokes
Speaker 1: down on a piece of paper and give them to
Speaker 1: Elvis and then and then Elvis doesn't use them. But
Speaker 1: for most of the on air, we've been we hold on,
Speaker 1: we've been in quarantine since March, right, we've been doing
Speaker 1: the podcast. All. Yeah, we haven't done. We haven't done.
Speaker 1: We have not done. Yes, we used jokes since we
Speaker 1: absolutely have. Really, we absolutely have. Dude, I type into
Speaker 1: the chat room. It's in the slack chat room. We're in.
Speaker 1: You know that we were talking on the air. When
Speaker 1: I say we, I mean everyone but me. Was talking
Speaker 1: about um people a porn category on porn hub with
Speaker 1: people who do stuff with cereal with something doing like
Speaker 1: a porn cereals. Somebody mentioned porn and cereals, so I
Speaker 1: started naming porn cereals, So I said, leather cheerios. That's
Speaker 1: look at urban diction. If you don't know what that is. Uh,
Speaker 1: muse licks l I c k s muse licks. Uh
Speaker 1: porn cereal, chocolate creos if you're into that, uh, Lucky
Speaker 1: Sucky charms, the Golden Shower grams uh oh, and turning tricks,
Speaker 1: which is something I did and then no one was responding,
Speaker 1: so I just stopped, like you know, I mean, I
Speaker 1: could have gone on for like an hour, but I
Speaker 1: just stopped. So porn cereals, if you have a porn
Speaker 1: cereal you'd like to submit tweet us. You know what
Speaker 1: the tweets. One last thing I want to shout out
Speaker 1: to it. That was my unused jokes. Yeah, because you said,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, because right, Okay, you want to shout
Speaker 1: out to Bernie. I want to shout out to Bernie.
Speaker 1: But shout out to Bernie. Oh, I don't have the audio.
Speaker 1: Should save it until next week to have the audio.
Speaker 1: If you want, yeah out to Bernie us to do
Speaker 1: with something completely different, Oh, shout out to Bernie and
Speaker 1: then I'll have the audio of why I have to
Speaker 1: thank Bernie the guy who runs New York. I heart media.
Speaker 1: And while you're mad at Bernie, but you you do
Speaker 1: your shout out to Bernie. I'm not Maddie Bernie. I'm
Speaker 1: happy with Bernie right now. Bernie, Bernie sent me a
Speaker 1: a beautiful award. Apparently I got the the Shoutout Award
Speaker 1: or something that, you know, the Shouted Out Loud Award
Speaker 1: for I Heart Media. Me and the thirty one essential
Speaker 1: employees who've been coming into the studio since March to
Speaker 1: do the big, the big show. Um, we all together
Speaker 1: won this award. It was a thirty one way win
Speaker 1: and we all got a plaque, a beautiful plaque. Just
Speaker 1: a participation award. What do you mean, Well, everyone who
Speaker 1: comes into work got an award, So there's nothing no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was we don't know as opposed to you who's
Speaker 1: sitting at home for tennutes. You got, you got. All
Speaker 1: you did was participating. I'm gonna read it. Do a
Speaker 1: good job work. Let me go get it. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I want to read it because it was very nice.
Speaker 1: Hurry up, then I gotta go change reman, What am
Speaker 1: I doing? Talk? Just well? Just oh, I wanted to
Speaker 1: hear there's any like crashing and banging, you know, vamp
Speaker 1: as they amp walked across the room. This is called
Speaker 1: the I Heart Media Standing Ovation Award. It's a beautiful
Speaker 1: piece of glass and it's framed and it's ready to
Speaker 1: go and it's wonderful, and I wanted because you were
Speaker 1: standing and I was sitting on my couch. Standing ovation
Speaker 1: award is I guess people that every year it's given
Speaker 1: to one person. This year it was given to all
Speaker 1: thirty one of us. Okay, because we as a unit
Speaker 1: G unit all came to work during the pandemic while
Speaker 1: everyone else was at home. So they figured it's all encompassing.
Speaker 1: So this is not a participation award as you just assumed.
Speaker 1: This is a real for participating. I got it be costs.
Speaker 1: I'm an essential employee, and they gave it to everyone
Speaker 1: who came in right right, thirty one people got it.
Speaker 1: So what are you trying to say it's any less special,
Speaker 1: because I'm saying it's like, you know, everyone who played
Speaker 1: on the team got it, and if you were at
Speaker 1: the rest of the high school didn't. Be Hold on
Speaker 1: a second. Well we'll wait a second now. If you
Speaker 1: win a Super Bowl and you were in for one play,
Speaker 1: you're on special team to something, you get a participation,
Speaker 1: you get no, you get you you you gotta ring.
Speaker 1: Everyone gets a ring, everyone gets a trophy. It's not
Speaker 1: the same. It's not the same as being Tom so
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. We've all achieved this together. So
Speaker 1: this was a team award. But you're trying to say,
Speaker 1: but you're trying to lump it in with those awards kids.
Speaker 1: Explain what a participation award is. First of all, it's
Speaker 1: like everyone, everyone who runs the race gets a trophy.
Speaker 1: There's no winners, no losers. You ran the race. This
Speaker 1: is a lot different than that nobody did their job better.
Speaker 1: Are you telling me that nobody who went to work
Speaker 1: sucked every What I'm telling you is everyone. If somebody
Speaker 1: went to work every day because they hate their wife
Speaker 1: or husband and went to work day and did a
Speaker 1: ship job, they got a trophy, right, they got a plaque.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, But this basin that's not that's different. That's different.
Speaker 1: The give my kid an award for running around the
Speaker 1: bases and everybody, Hey, everybody did their homework today. You
Speaker 1: will get an award. That's a participation award. That's the
Speaker 1: bull that's bullshit. That is This is not a bullshit award.
Speaker 1: This showed up. You got an award for showing up.
Speaker 1: That's what you got. What did you get to a
Speaker 1: ward for scary? Now up? No, because if you if
Speaker 1: you have to pull back a second. Pull Okay, pull
Speaker 1: pull back in the grand scheme of the pandemic, because
Speaker 1: we went through a lot of ship. Didn't do the
Speaker 1: entire earth go through a lot of ship this year. Okay.
Speaker 1: So this small microcosm, this group of people right here
Speaker 1: at iHeart Media, were able to make it run. We
Speaker 1: get to make things run every day, so we got
Speaker 1: we come in every day and the thirty one of
Speaker 1: us are the chosen ones. How many people working out
Speaker 1: building Brodie a couple of hundred scared. You're you volunteered
Speaker 1: to go in and you do a great job, and
Speaker 1: you're very important. But what I'm saying is nobody got
Speaker 1: singled out of the thirty seven, right, no one gottures
Speaker 1: were on the screen at the same time, and you're
Speaker 1: all very valuable. What I'm saying is, though, it's basically
Speaker 1: you got a trophy for participating. Are you look at
Speaker 1: that thirty one list? I know all of them, right,
Speaker 1: amazing people, and I thank God that you guys go
Speaker 1: to work every day and I keep the show running.
Speaker 1: We'll have jobs. But you know someone on that list
Speaker 1: isn't is like yeah, yeah, So you're saying it has
Speaker 1: to be like a gold, silver, and a bronze. That
Speaker 1: has to be actually think, yes, I think should be.
Speaker 1: Everyone gets an award, but then three people get super awards.
Speaker 1: Somebody has to stand out otherwise, looking at this as
Speaker 1: in a different way, relatively speaking, we as a unit, right,
Speaker 1: got an award for standing out amongst the rest of you. Right,
Speaker 1: So like everyone who completed the race got an award
Speaker 1: as opposed to people in the bleachers who didn't run
Speaker 1: the race. I'm completely not on your side on this,
Speaker 1: I participation. We're also belittling my award. Okay, Anyway, I
Speaker 1: wanted to thank I wanted to thank Bernie for actually
Speaker 1: sending it to the house and for actually, you know,
Speaker 1: spending some money on a nice piece of glass. It's
Speaker 1: nice to have something like this. It's it's it's a
Speaker 1: moment in time. I know that I will look back
Speaker 1: on this and be like and I'll and I'll and
Speaker 1: I'll look at it on my wall or wherever I
Speaker 1: keep it in a closet somewhere dusted off and big,
Speaker 1: you know what, shake my head. I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was part of that. I was part of a very
Speaker 1: very elite group of people who received an award because
Speaker 1: we did things in a very very um you know,
Speaker 1: unprecedented time. I we we we made a difference. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know you you showed up again. I find
Speaker 1: I find what you do important. But every everybody got
Speaker 1: the same award. That's all I'm saying. You all got
Speaker 1: the same. I just don't put this on the level.
Speaker 1: I would have liked to have seen a little bonus
Speaker 1: check for you guys. I mean, but I'm saying, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I heart step up patient trophies nice, but I'd like
Speaker 1: to see like the guy who runs the Elvis rd
Speaker 1: Morning show get a little something extra. I don't think
Speaker 1: like Jeff Smith deserves extra. He runs radio. Stage's an engineer,
Speaker 1: he's yeah, he makes it run also. But that's why
Speaker 1: we will need to see thirty Look at the list
Speaker 1: of thirty one. I'm not picking out anybody, but we
Speaker 1: look at the list right now. You look at the
Speaker 1: list you have the list. Is there anyone on that
Speaker 1: list no names who maybe you think isn't as as
Speaker 1: valuable as you I see three people right here. Okay,
Speaker 1: but people the second But wait, there's three people, so
Speaker 1: would you admit they got participation trophies. Okay, So so basically, ladies, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: what Brodie is, what Brodie is saying is that look
Speaker 1: at the award on your mantle or wherever your your
Speaker 1: out of right now. That may have been a participation
Speaker 1: award because you got anything that you did in a
Speaker 1: group effort situation. Brody is like, well, if there was
Speaker 1: multiple awards for that category, it's a participation award and
Speaker 1: therefore less of an award. It's just kind of like
Speaker 1: a jerk off moment. They're trying to give you an
Speaker 1: audible handy. Thirty one people have done a great job
Speaker 1: going into work. I get that, but if six, imagine
Speaker 1: scary of only five of you got the award, how
Speaker 1: much more special with that? I'm gonna I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: this in in this nail, in this coffin that you
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to debate out of this paperbag. Okay.
Speaker 1: And that is that is what Time Magazine was that
Speaker 1: what what else did they do? The person of the year,
Speaker 1: man of the person of the year, and by the way,
Speaker 1: person of the Year for Time Magazine always confuses people.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean the best, it doesn't mean the person
Speaker 1: who did the most, the most honorable. It means who captivated,
Speaker 1: who dominated the headlines. You know, I'm so sorry. No, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't Time. Personally, I'm scratched that it was.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. There was an award that came up recently,
Speaker 1: Noel Prize, no, no, for whatever. Whatever the award was,
Speaker 1: it was not Time. Person in the air. It was
Speaker 1: it was it was the answer. Hold on, they gave
Speaker 1: the award to the front line workers. There was an award.
Speaker 1: It was a major award. It wasn't Time. We thought
Speaker 1: that that was going to be the answer to Time magazine.
Speaker 1: But my point being is that can't funk with That's
Speaker 1: a group award. That's several people different. The frontline workers
Speaker 1: won an award, and it was like all the front
Speaker 1: line workers you win in this category. It was it
Speaker 1: was I forgot what a war. It was a major
Speaker 1: award too. But but anyway, the result is still the same,
Speaker 1: and that means you're pretty much belittling them. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. What's your argument? Never? Okay, My argument is
Speaker 1: that they all did an incredible job. They all go
Speaker 1: to work risking their lives every day. They all should
Speaker 1: be commended, and you that sounds like a participation award
Speaker 1: because they all participated. Hold on, hold on, I'm sure
Speaker 1: within the hospitals there might be a nurse of the week, right,
Speaker 1: there might be a doctor of the month. Right, this
Speaker 1: is a pandemic scary. You can't compare nurses and doctors
Speaker 1: going to work every day saving lives. Yes, they should
Speaker 1: all be awarded. Yes, they should be recognized. They all
Speaker 1: didn't get plaques. We said a big thank you to
Speaker 1: all of them, so we got a recognition award, yes,
Speaker 1: for participating. I like to think it's a little more
Speaker 1: than that. But okay, listen, I already told you I
Speaker 1: think what you and uh, what you do every day,
Speaker 1: and almost everybody on that list, or everyone on the
Speaker 1: list is wonderful. I'm just saying some of you, as
Speaker 1: you pointed out, probably do a little more wonderful than
Speaker 1: others because some of some of it isn't like. But
Speaker 1: without each one of us there, they would not have
Speaker 1: been able to make it work. The rest of you
Speaker 1: guys hit the Brooklyn Boys song. Remember you're the one
Speaker 1: who singled out three people not me. Hit the jingle
Speaker 1: you have a Birthday dinner and yes, as a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, Peter Lukers boys, steak dinner from your wife,
Speaker 1: none from you. You get gots and Google from me