WEBVTT - #161: The Birthday Boys 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:07.200 Start uf dot up, Start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:11.959 Brooklyn Buys, start uf dot up. They're making noise, dot 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:20.720 up dot up. Episode one, six one. It's the Brooklyn 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:26.640 Boys Podcast. Well you're in a good mood today. I'm 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.120 in a great mood today. Is it? Does it have 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:31.200 anything to do with the the big news we're gonna 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:34.120 have later on in the show to announce huge What 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:38.720 big news? Did I not tell you? Oh? No, that's right. 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.120 I have to surprise you. I did it all by myself. 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:43.600 What did we do? No? No, I'm happy for a 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:47.080 different reason. I sent, I shot off some emails, got 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:50.519 in touch with corporate, pulled some strings, get out of here, 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:54.280 had to wrap somebody out, shut the front door, brodyaps, 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:57.080 I went above somebody's head. No you did, Yes, I did. 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.120 I'll tell you the whole story later, I promise. Prom 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:03.200 What does it in off? Not? No, No, I promise 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:04.920 you'll hear it before the episode is over. I just 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:06.679 I gotta figure out a way to work it in. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:10.920 What are you happy about? It's my birthday? Today's my birthday? Right? 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:15.840 It's your birthday? Um? Yes, happy birthday, thank you, thank you, 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.120 thank you. As it is every year, four days after mine. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.360 Yes it is. And as I pointed out on a 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:24.320 fifteen minute morning show, the advantage of my birthday being 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.720 four days before yours and four days before my wife's 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:31.240 because her birthdays today as well. Yeah, you don't get right? 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:33.000 I well, I get to feel out, like what the 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.720 vibe is? Is it big gift year? Is it no 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:39.840 gift year? Is it me year? Right? Like you did 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:43.000 nothing for me? So a Chinese new year like the 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.000 Year of the Blind, the year the year of the 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.200 Big Gift? Well, guess what, brody, this is the year 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:51.240 of the third because I didn't get you anything, right, 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:52.720 So I knew I had four days to not get 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.880 you anything. It's py plenty of time. Like if my 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:58.720 birthday was tomorrow and you got me something today, I 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.120 would have to scramble to get you something. And I 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.400 feel like, knowing you, you would deliberately get me something 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.280 on the third, so I would be screwed for the 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:06.920 fourth to get you something. You know who it does 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:09.799 that to me all the time? Is uh? The women 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:15.040 at the radio station give me Valentine's cards and all 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:18.359 kinds of things, And I, well, I've gotten things from 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.160 some of the members of our show in the past, 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.440 and then I'm like, oh, I look like a fucking 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.640 idiot right now. And then last Christmas, well, that's not 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:31.000 why producer Sam got me these awesome Ultra boosts. Uh, 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.320 these Adidas Ultra boosts. Knew I wanted them, and she 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.440 just she heard me say it and she bought it 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:37.400 and she she gave it to me at the Christmas 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:40.080 gift And I felt like such a heel, no pun intended, 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:45.560 because I didn't get her anything back. I didn't get 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:49.120 anything from Sam ever, and I hired her three times. 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:53.600 You're getting grief from her. I do get grief from her, yes, yeah. 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:57.359 So anyway, Um, I'm sitting here looking, Um, I did 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:00.280 I got a rock. I did get the Brooklyn Boys rock. 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:05.000 I finally took it home, the one that Elena pop Art. Yes, 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:08.320 shout out to Elena pop Art. She made a Brooklyn 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:12.760 Boys logoed rock right and we posted these. Uh They're incredible. 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:18.320 To be able to paint that well on a curved rock, amazing. Yeah, 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:20.320 it takes some skill for sure. Do you have her 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:25.920 Instagram information? I think, okay, I'll find it in the meantime. Uh, 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:29.400 but yeah, so here it is my birthday and I'm 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:33.560 not doing anything. This is the first birthday that I'm 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:37.000 not doing Nick. I'm sitting home. I've never tried to 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.400 do Dick. You know that. Look at look at the 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:43.960 sud episode earlier last year. That was my point. Yeah, 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.280 I have been trying this year doing dick. This year, 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.720 I'm not even not not even going out to dinner 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.720 with my girlfriend. I'm not gonna see my friends, my boys. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:54.720 I even got a phone call at lunchtime today from 0:03:54.960 --> 0:04:00.600 from Falco. Falco's uh, the eighties singer. He's a hired cop, 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:02.720 Anthony anthy Falcon. I thought you meant the one who 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:06.320 sings rock me on a rock the rock me speaking of. 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:10.120 That's Elena pop Art and I'll give you her. Uh, Elena, 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:13.360 it's Elina. Try not to go off on tangent Elena 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:18.200 p dot pop art on Instagram. I don't like dots 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:21.200 in Instagram handles. They just don't fit. But I don't 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:23.120 like underscores. But this is the world we live in. 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:26.680 The dot the dot is weird in Instagram handle. I'm 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:30.960 not looking for for people with code information and programmers. 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:33.599 I don't really want to know why. It's rhetorical. I 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:36.159 would like a dash. I would like a dash better 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:39.479 than an underscore. I would like to you know, you know, 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.400 I just you know why, because you can hit a 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:44.839 dash without hitting a shift key. You can just go dash. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.400 I don't want to have to shift underscore. I don't 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:48.880 want to do that. I got into a little bit 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:51.320 of an argument not to get into the weeds with 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.200 you and your argument commercial commercial. Yeah, me and my 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:58.720 arguments to get into the weeds with commercial recording. But 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:00.480 a lot of times, you know, we we at this 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:03.400 this copy, you know, the script to read. Sometimes for 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:05.520 that we have to read verbatim at the end. It's 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.760 usually the call to action, right, so we say go 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:14.560 to you know, Z one dot com slash Prizes for 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.880 more information. Well, I had a little bit of a 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:19.880 back and forth with a client that I recently read 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:23.240 for because I saw that they wrote it wrong and 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:26.799 I knew what they wanted me to say. So I said, 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.839 just for the sake of argument, I'm gonna keep it 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:30.600 at Z one hundred. It wasn't Z one hundred, it 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:32.880 was a client so and I said, all right, so 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.039 Z one hundred dot com slash Prizes. Well, they were like, well, 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.560 that's not what the script said. I said, well, the 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:41.960 script is wrong. The script told me to read Brodie, 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:47.400 you're gonna have a connection h Z one hundred again 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:58.159 insert client here on dot com backslash prizes backslash. Is 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:00.960 that backs for backslash really necessary? Well, that's okay. So 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:05.400 the first thing is the first thing is to say www. 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:07.839 That No, that was the other part of it. Hold on, 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:11.039 this is a multiprom problem. They're like, we want you 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:15.839 to say, go to www dot z one dot com 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:21.560 backslash prizes backslash. The www did no, No that they 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:25.280 did so. I said, all right, guys, the second they 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:29.279 hear the word dot com, they're gonna their ear already knows. Oh, 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:31.559 what I just heard is a web address. I don't 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:35.760 need to You don't need to hit www dot. I 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:39.320 mean my parents do that? Who still does that? Or 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:43.760 h T T P s slash slash Cohen Cohen slash slash, Like, 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.080 you don't need to really do all that. You know, 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:50.160 you don't, you don't even you don't need the www dot. 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.919 We know we're on the Worldwide Web. We're there NonStop. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.640 It's in our pocket, it's all over, it's around. Nobody 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:59.839 says www dot Google, dot com, dot com. You say, so, 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:02.080 I always lopped that off right there, and they didn't 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.480 have a problem with that part. It's like, but the 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:08.360 problem is it's not. First of all, you don't need 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:10.320 the extra slash at the end of the word right, 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:13.080 because it takes you the same thing, takes you to 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:16.600 both take you it does. I tested it out first 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:19.920 before I argued with them, and then they called it 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:24.160 a backslash. But it's not a backslash. It's a forward slash. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:26.880 So that's and and by the way, you don't even 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:30.120 have to say the word forward slash because people's people 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.960 know that when you're typing in a web address, and 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:35.720 then after the dot com the slash only goes in 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:39.040 one direction, and that's the forward. Also, it's just it's 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:44.000 just slash, right, The forward slash is the It's like 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:47.480 white milk. It's just milk. It's just slash. It's just slash. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.440 If you want to, you want to put a modifier, 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:53.240 because slash has become the dominant of the two slashes, right, 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:54.880 some of the one of guns and roses, he'll always 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.239 bring big slash. It's just slash. It's always slash because 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.280 because when you need use We did algebra. I think 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.680 it was algebra, right, is algebra? It was like the 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:05.960 one before the X. You don't have to write one x. 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:07.520 You just wrote X. It was assumed it was a 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.400 one x. Right, you don't need to write the one. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.280 But say it's like an eight hundred number. Right, you 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.320 don't tell me it's a one hundred number. I know 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:16.880 it's eight hundred. But in the world, what does a backslash? 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.200 When do you even use backslash? You certainly don't use 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.160 it in a web address. You use it in our 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:24.200 in our logins at work, we have to do a 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:28.360 domain and then a backslash forward slash O the domain 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.880 in our log in. YEA, maybe, I don't know. Maybe 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:34.880 when people who write code computer code, they may have 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:38.800 used for backslash. It's just certainly not used in everyday 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:42.080 lexicon and used the graphics like when you want to 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.360 make a smiley face or a shrugging guy, you need 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:46.400 the backs. So finally, after the back and forth, I 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:49.760 said to them, guys, do we want people to visit 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:52.880 the address or not? Because I have the way to 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:55.760 do it. It's the one hundred dot Com Slash Prizes 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.400 Easiest way to remember it. You're writing for the ear. 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:00.720 People are listening to this ship. You don't want to 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:03.040 so so they understood. They got back to me. I 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:06.560 won that argument. You're a big man now. Ah yeah, 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.400 So back to I. He was off on a tangent. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:13.880 So Falco called it today Anthony Falco, he's retired and 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.320 my retired friends who are retired from the police force 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.000 and other things. God blessed him. Some of them do 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:20.480 sanitation there in their forties and they don't know what 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:22.439 to do with themselves, so they go to lunch. Now 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:27.679 they retired, twenty years on the job. They got on 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.839 a tent. Yes, Falcom dot on when he was younger. So, 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.280 but the thing is he's retired now and he's like, 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.800 he goes, hey, scary, what are you doing. It's your birthday, man, 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:40.720 I see you posting up on I g like, all right, man, yes, 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:44.280 he goes, listen, We're gonna go to to do a 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:50.280 modeal meal and like some Italian restaurant and like Fairview, 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:53.880 New Jersey, and we're gonna eat this and and I said, look, 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.360 you know, I'm on a diet. I'm doing my detox 0:09:56.480 --> 0:10:00.560 right now. I'm not gonna scary and a down twenty 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:03.319 three pounds in thirty days. Thank you, I said, I 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.840 appreciate it, and he says, um, come on, man, you 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.000 know they got bron z. No there, they can make 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.400 your bronzo and this and that. They I said, I 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.920 love it. I appreciate it, but I'm gonna pass. And 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.559 I'm glad I did because I saw the pictures of 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.760 all these guys and what they had for lunch, and 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.640 they were like they got meat ball platters and chicken palm, 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:27.480 and you know, I'm like, thank god I didn't go, 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:29.880 because they just sent the pictures to about an hour ago. 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.040 I'm like, I don't need I didn't need to be 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.560 there for temptation island over here. Temptation is all around me, Brodie. 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.439 But I'm I'm sticking to my guns. I'm not eating 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.800 decadent for my birthday. I'm not gonna do it for 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:46.880 the super Bowl. Fuck it, I'm in a zone. Okay, 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.000 So are you proud of me or what? Yes, I'm 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:52.920 very proudly. That's all I want for my birthday. I 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.480 don't want presents and I don't want I don't wanna. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:57.920 You know, you you know you had asked me earlier 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:01.319 if I was doing anything, and I'm not. I'm not 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:05.280 doing it as you are? You going crazy? Well it 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:09.280 isn't you know? Yeah, I'll be okay, I'm gonna have 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:13.559 my boiled chicken later and broccoli huh. And that'll be 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.680 my that be, that'll be my dinner. But at least 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:19.600 I have this podcast, right, I get to hang out 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.040 and talk to one of my great friends who be 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:26.000 rated me on the radio and on the podcast and 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.320 on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast and that's all 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:30.920 we have each other, and I'm happy and that takes 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:36.560 my mind off of eating. So so, well, you had 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.599 a nice birthday dinner, didn't you. Did you want to 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.520 talk about what happened there? I mean you kind of 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:46.600 hinted at it on the Big Show. Um, yeah, okay, 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:48.000 I'll tell you what happened. And I want to read 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:51.160 some birthday greetings, um if I don't mind some birthday 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.719 wishes like it's our birthday, it's Brooklyn boys birthday, as 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.719 you know. Um. I wrote back to every single d 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:01.199 M and every single tweet and every single post that 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:04.400 I got on all social media except on the Office 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.920 Store and show account, where I liked all of the 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.600 posts that didn't specifically say anything like there's like happy birthday, 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:12.400 then I liked it, but it's like happy birthday, Broady, 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:13.640 help you and your family have a blah blah blah. 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.719 Then I wrote them back, so I hope you will 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:18.080 be doing the same. Dude, the six hundred thirty seven 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.679 comments under my happy birthday picture, there's no way I 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:23.600 can get back to everybody. Oh look at Mr pop 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:27.880 you No, no, but no. First of all, Instagram like 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:31.040 shot like bands you and and put you in time out. No, 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.120 not more in jail after you like sixty things are 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:36.080 a hundred things if you'd like too many, I got 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.760 away with it. How many? How many did you like? Brodie? 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.120 Hold on, I'm gonna hold on. There's all of them. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.440 It's abuse of its, abuse of the of the heart button. 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:50.000 I'm telling you it's happening before they say no, no, no, 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.440 no more hearts for you check back in an hour. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.040 And they did that to me, I would I lie. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:13:01.360 I mean unless they lifted that I been liking, liking, liking, 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:05.760 I haven't stopped me. Really mhm. How many likes you have? 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:11.720 Oh it could be thousands? Okay, Well, anyway, I will 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:13.480 try and get back to everybody. I'm gonna make this 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:16.120 blanket announcement thank you all for the birthday wishes. That 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:20.040 doesn't count. Why not doesn't count because not everybody listens 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.679 to this podcast. And by the way, slices, I have 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.920 two things I want to bring up real quick. Number One, 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:26.480 I asked you all nicely to make sure you go 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.720 back and listen episode. I know you haven't. A lot 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.280 of you have not, so help out our poor episode 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:37.640 crash boom bang because you guys skipped it. I don't 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:40.320 know what happened. Not the people listening to this podcast. 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:43.320 They didn't skip it. It's the not this No I see. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.960 This is where I disagree. I think most people listening 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.839 are shaking their heads yes right now and saying, yes, 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.240 I already listened to it. I don't have to because 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:53.439 I think that we're we have to reach a different 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.960 sector of of our listenership to get to that podcast. Here. 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.079 If our listenership is only the people that listen to 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:02.480 one worn trouble, I'm telling you it got it got 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.679 overlooked because my heart didn't send out a notification. I 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:09.720 Heart screwed us. So I'm just reminding you a great episode. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.199 All right, let me read a couple of birthdays and 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:14.120 I'll tell what happened to my birthday dinner. Um, just 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:17.120 underscore beanie. Happy birthday, David Brodie. Thank you for teaching 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.200 me to stand up for myself, even as not even 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.960 free dessert Slice for Life. That was very nice. T 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:26.080 j Uh Coonahan. I always I always worry when I 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:27.760 say his name because it looks like it could be 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.160 a different way. Happy birthday, David Brodie. May you have 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.600 all of the rose pork, Loomino, veggies and diet coke 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:36.040 no ice you want? Isn't that nice? Um? Cap oh 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:43.640 kaplan our boy cappy birthday? Yep? May your pizzabs, sausage, 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.040 your diet coke have no ice and you drive through 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:48.520 not have you pull up that nice Yeah? I got 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:52.160 one from Jane Vick. Oh well, Jenevick right by the way. 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:54.760 You go ahead, Jane Vick said, Happy birthday, scary. Wish 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:57.160 you the best. I hope you get lots of sponsors 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.440 so we can hit the jingle I was gonna send 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.960 you guys pe but I remember you're doing the Dr 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:10.680 Fat loss. I'll hit that jingle you prick. I love you, 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.440 bro Brodie, don't get mad. I would send you pizza too, 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:15.880 but you're not going to the studio. When you go 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.200 back to the studio, I'll personally go to L M 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.120 B and deliver a couple of pies. Thank you both 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:24.120 of what you do and for helping us get how 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:27.360 shitty the world, forget how shitty the world is right now? 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:33.600 Oh my god, All right, back to your ears. Okay, 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:35.880 So one more thing. So so Ze one hundred are 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:39.000 our New York radio station and Elvis Rancho. Uh. One 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:43.320 of them retweeted the other wishing you a happy birthday, right, yes, okay, 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:48.160 So I retweeted it, but I said, wish him a 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:51.160 happy birthday. He will reply to every tweet and d 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:54.640 M with an asterisk. I wrote, please tweet birthday wishes 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.160 only to him, thanks, because I don't need to see 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.520 all your birthday wishes. I don't need people hitting reply. All. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:04.720 Wait a second, you complained, you complain about my birthday? No, No, 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.880 I didn't. I was retweeting, and I said, hey, wish 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.040 them happy birthday, but they don't need to wish me 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.400 and you a happy birthday to you. In other words, 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:15.000 I don't need to see a hundred. Come on, brody, 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:17.560 hold on, I just figured I would bring because my 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:20.480 I don't get alerts on my phone because because here's 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.760 the difference, scary, I respond to every tweet, right, So 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.040 every time I get a notification, I respond to every 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:30.600 d M on Instagram. I am great, fantastic, So, as 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:32.600 I was saying, I go and so every time I 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.120 see a notification, I like to see who tweeted at me, 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:37.320 and I write them back. Well, of all the tweets 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.720 are to you, it's wasting my time. I could be 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:41.960 spending on writing back to other people who are actually 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:45.200 tweeting me. So funny, like five people have already broken 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.680 that role. And then I got a faint tweet. Hold on, 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.880 there's a reason I'm bringing this up. So sameir, you 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:56.280 blew it. Um, Jerry big Stick, you blew it. Paul Hale, 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:58.320 you blew it. These are major slices, by the way. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:02.040 But then Eric de Erico at Dairy King Elevin wrote, 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:04.920 oh and two so far on people was reading comprehensions 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:07.399 l O L, to which I wrote back, you just 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:13.120 broke through. Also because you're on the thread right, Well, 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:15.280 it's funny how my birthday get gets in the way 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:19.159 of you responding to people back for with other issues. Geez, no, no, 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.000 no no. Also, I'm having a fight with a dick 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.159 who doesn't understand. He thinks he knows more about the 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.200 Mets than I do, and he's being that's going to 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.879 be very, very difficult. Yeah. He just told me how 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:30.600 long he's been a Mets fan, and I laugh at that. 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:33.159 I'm a Mets fani much longer than him. All right, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.000 you are to me it comes to the Mets. We 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:38.320 went out to dinner. My my wife, and a couple 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:40.959 of my kids went out to dinner on Saturday night 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:43.920 for my birthday. My birthday landed on a Saturday, very nice. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:47.160 We went out to dinner for the first time as 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:50.000 a family in about a year. We've gone out for 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:54.919 New Year's Eve, right into New Year's Day to January one. Well, 0:17:54.920 --> 0:18:00.520 actually no, so December thirty one, twenty nineteen, and I 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:02.680 don't think we went out. Maybe once. We went out 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:07.960 in January February before the pandemic hit. That's why I'm 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:09.320 not going out to here. I'm not gonna go into 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.479 this year. So as a family, we haven't gone out 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:14.719 to eat. My wife goes out to eat. I went 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:16.400 out once, which I told you about, when the guy's 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:20.440 as crack was showing, and so as a family, the 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:22.640 four of us, one of my daughters was out of town, 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:25.880 we went out to dinner at a place I'll give 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:27.840 me a shout out because they have not DM me back. 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:30.440 By the way, I'm very upset, called Town Bar and 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:33.720 Kitchen in Marstown, New Jersey. They have a rooftop, which 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:36.359 was excellent. By the way, if you're a Slice and 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:38.760 you're living in the Morristown area, could you tell Town 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:42.800 that the Brooklyn boys were talking about them? Absolutely? So 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:44.560 they have a rooftop, but it's not like you go 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:47.320 up a staircase onto the roof. There's a whole level. 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:49.919 There's a two level restaurant, and the second level has 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:54.000 doors that open out to a beautifully finished uh. It's 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:56.480 more like a terrace than a roof with a fireplace 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:59.920 and heating lamps. It was great anyway. There's three tay 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:02.760 was on the left or four maybe and three or 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:04.959 four on the right. And because of the pandemic here 0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:07.560 in the area, they spaced the tables out right. It's 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:12.560 limited seating, so the table behind my so my wife 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:15.200 and I were sitting on the side facing the fireplace, 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:17.399 and my kids are sitting on the other side, facing 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.440 away from the fireplace. Two girls get sat at the 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:23.680 table behind my daughters with their backstas close to the fireplace. 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:26.080 I would say they're in their twenties. If they're older 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:27.600 than that, you welcome, ladies. You look like you're in 0:19:27.600 --> 0:19:31.840 your twenties. And I don't know. Uh, some stuff happened 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:35.560 in the news politically, and so my wife and kids 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:38.399 and I were all talking about politics, not not in 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:41.560 an augumentative way, but we were clearly on one side 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:44.520 of the fence politically. The way we were talking. Okay, 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:48.600 the girl on the left of the two girls whose 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:51.840 backs are to me, keeps turning around and looking at 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:54.440 my table. Right. I thought she was looking for the waiter, 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:57.639 but she kept looking like sort of at me. Now 0:19:57.720 --> 0:19:59.040 I had my I told you this, I had my 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:01.960 mask on, which which I don't understand. How you sitting 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:04.800 at a table outside with your mask on while you're eating. 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:08.560 But okay, because there's other people around, there's a waiter 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:13.399 who has outside outdoor dining. Want to get into this 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:15.800 medical with you each This is what I choose to do. 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:17.480 All right, Can I move on. I'm telling you I 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:20.240 had my mask because people we're talking about you, they 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:25.040 wouldn't you. People had their masks on also until the 0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:28.320 food came. That's what some people, really, Yeah, that's what 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:30.520 people do. I just think that if you're adventurous enough 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:33.920 to go outdoor dining, adventurous, yes, once in a year. 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:37.159 Al right, continue, all right, and my wife's been vaccinated, 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:39.960 so she understood, understood, understood, I get it, all right, okay, 0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:42.520 all right, back to your story. Were those girls wearing 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:47.240 masks by uh? They were when there was no food? Really? Yes? 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:51.400 The people around us also fascinating. So the girl keeps 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:53.159 turning around. Now she had a drink, so she a 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:55.360 couple of times, didn't never mask on, but she kept 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:57.880 turning around and looking at us. So I thought, she's 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:00.159 clearly on the other side of the political spectrum and 0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:03.920 is annoyed by our conversation, right, like she's thinking, oh, 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:07.800