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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of Alchemys Covid n

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Speaker 1: the Dish. I have to drop that cod issue aspect soon.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Polochist, that Kimbo. I've only actually

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Speaker 1: pooped my pants once and it was during kindergarten orientation,

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Speaker 1: so I was four and a half. Okay, oh and

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Speaker 1: then again just now so twice. But I digress. Let's

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Speaker 1: meet a rock show no particular orders. Say hello to

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Speaker 1: James c. D Jimmy H. What was the most recent

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Speaker 1: song you learned to play on the guitar? I guess

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Speaker 1: it was not that recent, but it is the most recent.

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Speaker 1: It was Waiting in a Velvet Sea by by Fish,

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Speaker 1: which I then made a parody into a different song, um,

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Speaker 1: parodying the video game Skyrim. Oh, I knew I was

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Speaker 1: asking the right person. And now Craig Hosky with his

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Speaker 1: best cheese burger in Los Angeles review corner. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it's like you got an incredible mouth feel right. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely getting some acid reflux. Right. Yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 1: mean you had to eat the burger as you did

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Speaker 1: the review. I interpreted also, like you told me about

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Speaker 1: this like five days ago, so I bought the burger

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Speaker 1: then right hold hold on to it at it day

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Speaker 1: of I mean, there's no really, it is not good.

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Speaker 1: It's not good. I don't know, well, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what people are talking about. Hey, there's Jackie Gonzalez, the

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Speaker 1: Ruthie j g D. What the hell is your favorite

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Speaker 1: dinner on Trey. It's it's it's lichen. It is that

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Speaker 1: barbecue full pig that Joey spoke of a few episodes back.

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Speaker 1: Absolute favorite, Andrea, I love that slutely give me that

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Speaker 1: with the side of motos. That's black beans and rice

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Speaker 1: cooked together and plantains. If you want to throw some

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Speaker 1: muka in there, I'm very happy. That's the that's the

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Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, that's the note to win a meal, and

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Speaker 1: that is my favorite meal of the year. It is

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Speaker 1: my favorite meal of all time. And Joey, what will

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Speaker 1: you be app Well, I'm working the event right, so, uh,

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Speaker 1: we're just gonna be kind of picking. But I did

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Speaker 1: bring off of Craig's um information and and and his

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Speaker 1: behest a burger. But he he did say I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I'm gonna eat it, because he did tell

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Speaker 1: me to get in a couple of weeks ago, and

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Speaker 1: I mean I I I don't know. The entire container

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Speaker 1: really tell. Sorry, the container is pitch black. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was a clear pirax now just at the void, not

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Speaker 1: just black. It's the movie with Ben Diesel, so that's

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Speaker 1: going on right now inside the Pyrex and that you

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Speaker 1: can you can you can watch it r now. It's

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Speaker 1: actually pretty good. The pass word is Pyrex. Let's do

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Speaker 1: Kevin Quass, who wrote, Hello Alchemist. I'm writing from Australia,

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Speaker 1: where the relatively good control of COVID has resulted in

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Speaker 1: more TV shows and commercials intended for the US audience

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Speaker 1: being made here down Under. Instead, Uh, they tell the

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Speaker 1: actors and extras to look American place of fake USPS

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Speaker 1: mailbox or some other American thing on the streets, and

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Speaker 1: the US TV audience never knows the difference. Right. Thus,

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Speaker 1: my scene suggested trying and failing to portray Americans while

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Speaker 1: making a TV commercial for Americans that are very Australian

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Speaker 1: with a very Australian cast and crew. That's yes, this

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Speaker 1: is also a thinly veiled attempt to hear all of

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Speaker 1: your great Aussie accents. Once again, Thank you, Kevin. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I've been working for a long time and doing all

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Speaker 1: these things for me to come in and day, you know,

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Speaker 1: because you work for me. It's even because this is

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Speaker 1: the fun things, extra extra. I'm actually one of the principles.

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Speaker 1: So talk to me, actually talk to me. I need

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Speaker 1: to focus because I actually apply. So they tell me

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Speaker 1: to be a They said, this is the area and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to hang out. You can be here,

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Speaker 1: but you just can't talk to me because I need

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Speaker 1: but you know, extra work for me, it's not even

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Speaker 1: something that I think about. It's just why I'm in

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Speaker 1: the zone. You know, I just keep out there and

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Speaker 1: I just did exactly was the want me to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: you're doing this so long that I contact in general this,

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Speaker 1: I despise what I'm on sid you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: because I'm I'm working and I'm trying to do my thing,

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Speaker 1: you know what i mean. So it's just like, can

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Speaker 1: I get a coffee too? And it's just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you were just saying it. I thought you were just

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you. I'm actually I'm practicing my lines.

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Speaker 1: I need to practice my lines. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get here and you can be right here. I can

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Speaker 1: I don't think my couch star is gonna be able

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Speaker 1: she you can tell she's Australian. I've worked really hard

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Speaker 1: to sound like an American. Uh, and I'd like you

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Speaker 1: to have a talk to her if you don't mind,

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Speaker 1: because she needs some more direction. Let me put you

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Speaker 1: in contact with the director. Thank you. It's just it's

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Speaker 1: just that when she's talking, I clearly see I could

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Speaker 1: hear that she's Australian, and I don't think it's gonna

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Speaker 1: pass through American. He's your director. Uh hi, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: zooming in from from Los Angeles. How convenient they must

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Speaker 1: be the it's great, it's great. It's uh and we're

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Speaker 1: we're on my time, right, so it's two am for

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Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah, yeah, it's just stay awake this late

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Speaker 1: I can. I'm losing my American accent, so I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to keep it up. It's are you doing it now?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to do my American accent. It's probably strange,

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Speaker 1: do it all American, no problem. I don't have the

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Speaker 1: same faith in my co star. Yeah, oh, you're really

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Speaker 1: sorry that I hear her and she's practicing, and then

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Speaker 1: she sounds Australian, very Australian. You couldn't even tell I'm Australian. Right, Well,

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Speaker 1: let's just run, let's just run through the lines a

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Speaker 1: little bit, and is is she nearby? She? I think

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Speaker 1: she's in her dressing room. I can go get it,

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Speaker 1: but it's pretty late. Was Kurt there, Kurt? Can you

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Speaker 1: find the talent? Yep, I'm on it all right. How

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Speaker 1: would you mind? Would you mind saying my wine in

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Speaker 1: an American accent so I can copy it? It'd make

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Speaker 1: Oh I guess. Uh wow, Now I'm feeling a little

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Speaker 1: self conscious about my accent. Is it does? It sounds

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Speaker 1: typically American to sound a little bit like a cowboy

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Speaker 1: to me? Like a cowboy, okay, I'm from I guess

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Speaker 1: that's how I hear or Americans. It's like something a

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Speaker 1: little bit like a cowboy to me. I just want

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Speaker 1: could just say my beer line for for me? Oh there,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm slipping into it. Okay, Uh so, I guess,

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Speaker 1: and it just a generic American accident. The line is, wow,

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Speaker 1: How's that that sound? That sounds pretty American? That's sound

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Speaker 1: a little bit like a pro wrestler or a viking. Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you need to add that much

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Speaker 1: grit to it. Just give it to me. Okay, here

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Speaker 1: she is and that's how I understand that. And that's

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Speaker 1: just going to be taken to the director now. And

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Speaker 1: if you could actually go back to where you were,

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Speaker 1: he's an extra anyway, Okay, I don't want to I

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Speaker 1: don't want to see the extras. Alright, just gonna be around.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna be around, you know. Can we

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Speaker 1: get rid of this guy? Yeah? We mate? Yeah, alright, Hello,

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Speaker 1: my wonderful talent. Look, your auditions were We're better than

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Speaker 1: than anyone. And uh, Sheila, I've definitely seen you in

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Speaker 1: in some Australian soaps. Yeah, you're wonderful. Let me here

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Speaker 1: a little bit of that American accent. So we will

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Speaker 1: just take it from the top. Take it from the

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Speaker 1: top shirt okay and action. Hey have you ever had

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Speaker 1: a beer? Sounds ridiculous, That sounds absolutely ridiculous. That's not

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Speaker 1: his line, that's the thing. Yeah, just say your line. Hey,

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Speaker 1: So jim, Um, I'm with the client. What what are

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Speaker 1: we looking at here? Exactly? These audition tapes? What's happening? No,

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Speaker 1: this is the spot oh no, no, no, this was

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Speaker 1: we worked. We worked for so what I wanted and

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Speaker 1: I was in the original Mortal Kombat. All right, I

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Speaker 1: was kind of did you see that? Did you see

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Speaker 1: the Mortal Komba? I'm kind of yeah, yeah, I I

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Speaker 1: tip off that, but yeah, I do know your work

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Speaker 1: from that, right. Uh well, you know, I think you know,

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Speaker 1: takes on a meta element a little bit. But this this,

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Speaker 1: had Bill? I drink bail time and I don't need

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Speaker 1: nevermore beer. That's the Fosters. That's the best one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just I mean that one man can humor me

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Speaker 1: so I in the original Mortal Kombat, I played kinda sorry, sir,

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Speaker 1: I just meant the original commercial that that you you shot.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, that we did rewrite the tagline

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Speaker 1: gonna think it's something going Foster's beer. You know the

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Speaker 1: original Mortal Combat. Okay, you saying Kato or Kano. Let's

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Speaker 1: him yep and with a here there, let's seen one.

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Speaker 1: I don't do it. I have clearly never learned an

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Speaker 1: Australian accent. But I'm gonna James is going to teach

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Speaker 1: me and all's going to be right. Seen to come

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Speaker 1: frost from George who wrote how do I Love the Shows?

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Speaker 1: most excellent and funny Southern Judge characters. Scene suggestion a

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Speaker 1: are the chances? No? I made that up. I made

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Speaker 1: Motion denied, Motion denied, drank too much? Get me a mohedo? Yes, sir, yes,

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Speaker 1: of your grass? Oh yes, of course? Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Uh we we are entitled to the kayak which we ordered.

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Speaker 1: You excuse me, you many candy. It's a kayak rental.

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Speaker 1: Little Felon Julius? Okay, Julius, I know where the candy is.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember him? Come down, come down, come down?

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Speaker 1: Waist high, my son? Do you remember him? You started him? Okay, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Julius Marmalade, your your attorney? What happened to

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Speaker 1: Julius Bourbonstein, my son, my son. Man, I'm sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: Have you seen my son? My son? He's got red hair? One.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Orange Julius. How can I help you? J Kenny? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: anything like that. What's your name? Kid? Julius? Really, my

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Speaker 1: name is Julius too, and I work at Orange Julius.

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00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: What are they it's weird? That is weird. Hold on

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00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: a second, my phone's ringing? Hello, Yeah, Hi, can I

419
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: speak to um Julius. Can I speak to Julius Bernstein.

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Speaker 1: Julius Bernstein, Julius, that's your name? Oh, this is for

421
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Speaker 1: your kid? Hello? Hello? Oh hi is this Julius Bernstein? Yes,

422
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: this is Um Sheila Quagmire from Spirit Airlines. As I understand,

423
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: you boarded a plane without a ticket and you want

424
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Speaker 1: all the way from Howwai to New amp Sure, yeah,

425
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: this is actually breaking a lot of security cons but

426
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: also as an unattended minor. Okay, bye, did I hear

427
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: say that Spirit flies direct from Hawaii to New Hampshire.

428
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: Don't tell you which a secret trip? Okay, okay from

429
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: the top? Okay, Spirit flying direct? Sorry let me Yeah,

430
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: you're going back to your natural access. Just you don't

431
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: do it? Do it? Very Americans relations just hanging out

432
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: with he starting the book right the commercial, I'm an extra.

433
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm at why did we hire these same people? Oh? My, oh,

434
00:30:55,560 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: budda boy. Scene three comes from patron Malcolmniac Paul, who

435
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: broke I found a scene suggested hiding in plain sight

436
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: since the very beginning of alchemy this and I challenged

437
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: the other listeners to find even even better ones. All right,

438
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: if you anagram the names of the alchemist, Kevin pollakrisov Rodo,

439
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: Vanessa Ragan, Craig Atkowski, Joey Gria, and James Heeney, using

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00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: each and every letter only once you get quote. A

441
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: weird Vinegary love, sick monkey, carjacks, aggressive, anal hero a,

442
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: jerk holds an alpaca. Please someone do better. It helps

443
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: to use a spreadsheet much love. I'm gonna need that.

444
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need that one more time. A weird Vinegary love,

445
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: sick monkey, carjacks, aggressive, anal hero a, jerk holds an

446
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: I'll pack up. Okay, we're just the weird come from James.

447
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know what a what a what

448
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: an anagram is. It's the same way backwards as forwards. Okay,

449
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: that's I thought. Yeah, I don't get it. Yeah, so

450
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: I mean this is monkey right here. I mean yeah,

451
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: I can do I can do six hundred dollars on it,

452
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: all right? And uh, come on, okay, let me ask

453
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: you a straight question. Did you train this monkey to

454
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: a car jack and be be a little weird? Come on?

455
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: Hold on that you want me to admit to that?

456
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: Me training this monkey to do crime? Huh? Well that's

457
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: what I need. So if you want to sell the monkey,

458
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: do you know what I'm gonna say? Have you seen

459
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: the movie Outbreak? Yes? Okay? Are we done on that topic? Yeah? Yeah,

460
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 1: so I've seen the movie Outbreak and I got four hundred.

461
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: What can we do to four oh five? Come on?

462
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: Help me out. I got a kid he needs to go.

463
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: I can go as high as four ninety, but that's

464
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: it up fort ninety. What are you doing to me?

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00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: Hit four seventy two? I got a kid, can't do

466
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: for seven? I got a kid to come on? What

467
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: the kids? Then? Fuck you got Italian? You know what

468
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: here it is? You know what? Take the monkey? Get

469
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: out of here? No no charge pieces all right, listen

470
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: to him monkey. I know you're weird, and I know

471
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: you're a little vinegary, but I need you to contract

472
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: the next Toyota Prius to come down the street. Are

473
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: we clear on that? Okay? All right? Uh? Miss uh

474
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: sorry to bother you. Are you gonna be here for

475
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: a bit? Uh? Yeah? Could you hold my alpaca? Um,

476
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: just hold my alpacker for a moment. I just need

477
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,719
Speaker 1: to run into the run end of the store. Um

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00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: does it bite? No? No, no, well not usually. I'll

479
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,280
Speaker 1: give you a carrot. Uh and just too. It'll nibble

480
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: on the carrot and then it will bite once it

481
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: thinks your hand is the carrot. So I think just

482
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: keep keep some distance there. Um, okay, yeah, it's very

483
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: it's it's very friendly. Its name is Quicksilver. It's an

484
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: ironic name. It's very slow. I'm just gonna run in

485
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: the store. Just hold hold the alpaca. Okay, I'm just sorry.

486
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: I just want to be clear. I'm just I'm here

487
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: for like five minutes. I'm just here for a five minutes.

488
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be four minutes talk because I'm just waiting

489
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: for my lift. So I'm just letting you like, no problem.

490
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,919
Speaker 1: Just hold the paca, feed the carrot, be right back.

491
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: Welcome to seven eleven. I am a greater. Are you

492
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: in a hurry? Uh? Well this is new. You haven't

493
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: greeters at seven eleven before. Uh excuse me? Are you

494
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: going to pick up after that? Back? It just pooped. Um,

495
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: it's not mine, it's not mine, it's not yours. Oh well,

496
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think it's very nice of you

497
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: to have an alpaca that you're clearly in charge of

498
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: without picking it up. Pick that ship up off the

499
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: sidewalk some I'm holding it for a guy. He he'll

500
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: probably have bags and and you can pick it. He

501
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: just kind of gave me a carrot. I don't have

502
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: a ways to pick it up. And you know what,

503
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: my body, My body is a meaning you're getting really ticket. No,

504
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: I want you to pick that up right now, back up.

505
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: But what do's that thing doing? The thing protected is

506
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: what it's doing. It's looking at me. Sometimes it does,

507
00:35:48,400 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: sometimes it doesn't. Ring ring. Hello, Hi, Hi, is this Tiffany? Yeah,

508
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: h this is your lift driver, Julius. I'm trying to

509
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: find your Toyota Prius. Yeah, him on third, just after Samore.

510
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm holding an alpaca that's attacking a man. An

511
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: alpaca that's attacking a man, eating him alive, and honestly,

512
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it. I'll try to picture and alpaca.

513
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: It's leg but okay, yeah, okay, I'll look for that.

514
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Prius driver, Hey, Prius driver, Hey, Hey, hey,

515
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: can I talk to you for a second? Okay? Sorry,

516
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: sorry sir, which one the red one? Sorry, sir, the

517
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: red priest? Yeah, are you talking a maroon? Are you

518
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: talking cherry red? Because we're both What are you talking?

519
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: You know they are very similar in colors. I'll tell

520
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: you what. Let's flip a coin you. What's your name?

521
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: What is this? Why am I? What am I to coin?

522
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: But what's going on? Well? I was actually talking to

523
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 1: this Prius guy and then you interrupted, So if you'd

524
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: rather not part, you flagged down to Prius is I

525
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 1: was only trying to flag down one flag down? Okay?

526
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: What is your name, sir in the red? In the

527
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: red Prius, did you tell me to shut the cherry

528
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: render the Burgundy? Cherry red? You you the one to

529
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: just ask the question? What did your name said? Julius? Oh, Julius. Great,

530
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 1: okay you sir in the Burgundy? Whatever you can yourself?

531
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: Thank you, Julius. I got a question. Yeah, I'm sorry,

532
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: be quick because I am in a hurry. I got

533
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: a passenger I gotta pick up. I'm a left understand.

534
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: How does this drive? Do you like this car? Yeah?

535
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: It's a it's a solid ride. Good good Miley kidding. Um.

536
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: I know no one has asked me a question, but

537
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: if I can just make a statement to the court

538
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: while I'm up here. I believe we're here on the

539
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: weirdness yale, Okay, um, I am the witness and and

540
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: and that's really what I want to make clear is

541
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: I watched this alpaca kill this man, but I wasn't involved.

542
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: I didn't ask asked the alpaca to do it. It

543
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: wasn't even my alpaca. I was watching it for a

544
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: guy who was in the seven eleven. Um. So I

545
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: just want to make that clear. I am a witness

546
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: because I felt like suspecting um fibes. Well you are.

547
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: You are on trial for the burd of this man, right, um.

548
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: But we are mourned as well. Another good book says

549
00:38:54,520 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: chapter David versus a z oh we need if we

550
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: see he who walks through but does not know, then

551
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: how can that bind be so prickly and grow? Objection? Objection?

552
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: If I could have the cause, please read back what

553
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: was just saying. Okay, let me just flip down to here.

554
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: It's in the chapter of David. Uh. And honestly, I

555
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: can't read my own writing with somebody mind. It's from

556
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 1: it says here a weird Vinegary love sick monkey. That's

557
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: what I read. But I don't remember hearing that. I

558
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: don't know what that has to do with holding somebody's

559
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: outpacka for them. Could we get back to the witness

560
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: answering the question instead of from the stand I was

561
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: a witness, I am a witness. Witness. I love that word.

562
00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: Thank you, witness, Diane. Good movie. Peter Will directed that

563
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: if I'm not mistakes, I believe he did so has

564
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: not done enough films in my humble opinion, Well, Master

565
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: Commando the fal side of the world. That's why he

566
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: was invited out of show business. Sure, would you like

567
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: a cologne, maybe some refreshment before you head out back

568
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: into the seven eleven? Uh? Look, I I really I

569
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: just want to grab a couple of things. Uh yeah,

570
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: I mean it's a convenience. Of course, I'm in a hurry. Well,

571
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: so we just want to be convenient for you. So

572
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: any gum, do you want a new shirt? No, I

573
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: don't need a new shirt. I'm just picking up something.

574
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: What about if you got some like coffee on your

575
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: shirt right there? Hey, that's hot the shirt? Well, yes,

576
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: now I need another shirt. But you do sell shirts

577
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: at seven eleven thirty dollars? Okay, this is do you

578
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: work here, sir, I'm here for your convenience. Well, I

579
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 1: mean we haven't been very convenient to poured hot coffee.

580
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: I mean ruined a goddamn new shirt. Oh did that

581
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,439
Speaker 1: because I don't see anyone else here that's gonna corroborate.

582
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: What did you say corroborate? Oh you got eaten by

583
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: an alpaca. I got flipped on my kayak and decided

584
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 1: not to swim. I don't think I'm dead, honestly, I

585
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: think I'm at the wrong spot right now here, and

586
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: there's no way that what sir? If I'm a she's

587
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: she's correct, You're you're in hell that which means you're dead.

588
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: I'm the type of guy that would point somebody else

589
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: out that's leaving dogshit or anything. You just get the

590
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 1: starter papers going for you, So no, no, no, no,

591
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: this is just your clerical error and your business address

592
00:41:54,719 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: would be nice and Jules, Yeah, next a kid? You

593
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: still out the next? Can I never got married? I'm

594
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: young to Welcome to Hell? That was great? Can we

595
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: can we get the product in there a little more?

596
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: I feel like we're doing so many commercials. I'm losing

597
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: track of which product we actually sailing so it's for

598
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: seven eleven coffee. Then tomorrow is for um iMac. That's

599
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: tomorrow tomorrow for you or tomorrow for me, because it's

600
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: already tomorrow for you. That's right. Okay. I've always been

601
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: a fan of the Peanuts. Are a regular, right, That's

602
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: what I always say, Little Red Bull. Okay, some toilet

603
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: paper to single roll? You got it hand sanitizer. I

604
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: know you're doing. I told you this was hell absolute

605
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: and already tester is broken, so I'm not gonna be

606
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: able to accept cash credit anythy like not? Okay, Okay,

607
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,959
Speaker 1: what about a tap? Can I put it on a tab?

608
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 1: I can't. I made a lot of time a tab.

609
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: You put it on a tap? Could I put it

610
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: on a tab? Correctly? They sell tab here? Oh d

611
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: I wandered any incorrectly. That guy looked like you from

612
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:43,879
Speaker 1: the Wild West. So I guess I guess I'll just venmo.

613
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: Our wifeis down, anyboddy. Anybody you needs some cash? Listen,

614
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm not making any deals with it. Seems like you

615
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 1: need some cage alright. If I don't want to put

616
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 1: it back, don't put it back. If you've been to me,

617
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,720
Speaker 1: I don't know it was like right now, really, okay,

618
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: all right, it should be showing up in your phone

619
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: any minute now. There it is, all right, see you. Okay,

620
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:21,399
Speaker 1: here's sixty dollars cash. Okay, that's nothing. Um. Yes, So

621
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: I drove up and I was just there to pick

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Speaker 1: up the passenger. Once I saw that there was a

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Speaker 1: and started recording. Thank you for that. Next witness please, yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: what's up? So have you been called to the stands? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you said, next witness, right, I'm not sure you know

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Speaker 1: how this courtroom works well. Traditionally we will swear in

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Speaker 1: on the witness on the good book. Tell him, Julius,

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Speaker 1: do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth?

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Speaker 1: Is there? Is there a book that you would swear too? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Which one? I'll tell you right now. It's just texting

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Speaker 1: my cousin's comic book. It's sick. It's so cool as

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Speaker 1: I finished yet, but like sick right here in my

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Speaker 1: back back. Can we allow such a thing that's a

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Speaker 1: spiral notebook? I object? Well, as long as it's a

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Speaker 1: book that the person places a lot of faith in it.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't necessarily have to be traditional Holy Bible. So this

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Speaker 1: book isn't blow up? Is will be the best book

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Speaker 1: you read? Is here be the best comic? He sounds

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Speaker 1: rather confident. I allow it. Now. Is it more more

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Speaker 1: of a comic or more of a graphic novel? Uh? Oh,

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Speaker 1: they're superhero These the heroes look like they're already the

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Speaker 1: proprietary characters from other comic books. This looks strikingly similar

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Speaker 1: to the Batman. Yeah, he's in there. He said there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be sick, and that's that's that Batman villain that

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Speaker 1: nobody knows. No, everybody knows. Calendar Man. This is one

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Speaker 1: of the most popular. It's from the Long Halloween. That's

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Speaker 1: a good one. But I don't think he has the

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Speaker 1: rights to it. I thought it was calendar Man colindar Man.

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Speaker 1: This witness seems a bit confused. Do we need to

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Speaker 1: take a small recess? Recess? I think I think we should.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's take a recess to a resort in uh in,

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Speaker 1: South Florida. Sandals, Sandals, Motion Past. Are you fucking kidding? Hello?

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Speaker 1: How Steve? Hello? That is our show for today, Steve.

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Speaker 1: He really didn't see it coming let's thank our alchemists

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Speaker 1: and no particular orders, starting with Jackiegnzalas, Dorothy Jag, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for having me. What the light now?

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Speaker 1: You were saying the new betting is for your mom?

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Speaker 1: Is that my mom was visiting? How long is she visiting?

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Speaker 1: For ten days? And but she she came on Saturday.

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Speaker 1: She came on Saturday, and she and I just we

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Speaker 1: actually just went to Big Surfer a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: It was really nice. Was that spectacular? Yes, it's her prompts.

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Speaker 1: A photo will end up on your Instagram? Were folk

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Speaker 1: find you? Yes it is. There are beautiful photos at

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Speaker 1: Jackie Truthy of me and my mom. Fair enough and

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Speaker 1: thank you for that. James Heeney, Wow, it is great

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Speaker 1: to be back. I can't wait to come back again

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Speaker 1: next week when I'll be home in l a recording

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Speaker 1: player and gosh, would it be great if we could

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Speaker 1: be in the studio one days soon. If you ever

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Speaker 1: want to contact me, you could easily get a hold

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Speaker 1: of me through whatever reviews you want to post. A review.

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Speaker 1: In fact, this is from Salmon Too. They say, by

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Speaker 1: far the best podcast out there. You email them seen

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Speaker 1: suggestions and they work their magic you won't regret it, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Look at that. Who's that from? That's from summon to

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Speaker 1: via Apple Podcast. Alright, somebody got a Summons and they

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Speaker 1: decided to run a review. That's pretty sweet. They got

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Speaker 1: to thank you for that. James Greigkowski, Hey, good to

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Speaker 1: be back. Tech issues have been sorted out, and congrats

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Speaker 1: on your new leptop. Hey, thank you back in the saddle.

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Speaker 1: And I'll be hitting the road soon. So I might

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Speaker 1: have to miss an episode or two for that, but

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Speaker 1: resettling in North Carolina by the lake. We look forward

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Speaker 1: to that view once again. It's a nice view. It

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Speaker 1: feels like it's been about a year. Ah and thank

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Speaker 1: you for that, can't uh Joey Greer, Yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: be very sorry to see you go as well. Why

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Speaker 1: why you didn't tell him? Nope, I did not tell him.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's an awkward moment. Let's thank your engineers, PUCI,

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Speaker 1: the stars, Mr Dougbaine, me an abstention, and the fine

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Speaker 1: folks that I hurt media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock,

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Speaker 1: thanking each and every damn one of you so very

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Speaker 1: much sincerely for joining us and telling everyone you've ever

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Speaker 1: met and for writing a review, sent it around over

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Speaker 1: to However, you listen to the show, and that's how

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Speaker 1: James will find it. I suppose be kind to each other.

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Speaker 1: Please it helps. Until next time in Hi,