Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, start up.
Speaker 2: Dot dot Up.
Speaker 1: They making noise, dot up, start up, dot dot up.
Speaker 2: Episode two fifty five, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Whoa, Whoa?
Speaker 2: Will you the voice? No else? Can I do a podcast? Nope? Nope,
Speaker 2: not doing quiet Storm. Not doing that. That's not Quiet Storm.
Speaker 2: And just talk about what just happened? What just happened? Well,
Speaker 2: I just popped in onto your other podcast. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: Wreaking Volumes with Shared, Scary and Share. So explain to
Speaker 2: people how they can see what we just did. You
Speaker 2: guys were running long and I was tired of waiting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was crazy. So even though Brodie and I do
Speaker 2: an audio podcast, we still pop up on video, so
Speaker 2: we share the same studio virtual studio that I use
Speaker 2: for Share when we record the podcast Speaking Volumes. So
Speaker 2: Brody was like, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, we're over the
Speaker 2: time limit time for me to jump on. So Brody
Speaker 2: just busted in to the Speaking Volumes podcast like the
Speaker 2: Kool Aid Man on camera. He's like, okay, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: like the Kool Aid Man where it's a large pitcher
Speaker 2: that breaks through a wall. But yes, I did bust in. Yes,
Speaker 2: he busted into the podcast, which was really funny. So yeah,
Speaker 2: so you can actually listen to that or actually watch
Speaker 2: it's better to watch it on the shares YouTube channel.
Speaker 2: We'll be posting links to that on my Instagram at
Speaker 2: Scary Jones. And what's the name of her podcast channel.
Speaker 2: It's us It's Speaking Volumes. So yeah, that's okay. We're
Speaker 2: at Share Cassenza. She's got a YouTube page, so yeah,
Speaker 2: you'll see it there. But anyway, okay, we're gonna post
Speaker 2: I'll probably post a clip of us, the three of us,
Speaker 2: because it's a nice crouss promote for the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 2: You know, one of these days slices, Brody's gonna be like,
Speaker 2: you know what, Scary, Let's do video one of these
Speaker 2: days for the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I'm just saying, but okay, ah,
Speaker 2: you giving me the silent treatment. Now, what are we
Speaker 2: in the fucking fifth grade? The fifth grade? Well, you
Speaker 2: can see my face now because we we're video you
Speaker 2: can see my silent treatment. Yeah, but no, I'm excited.
Speaker 2: Oh speaking of video. Yeah, and again there's a reason
Speaker 2: I did the video for this. What I'm about to
Speaker 2: mention and not our podcast s n Y, which is
Speaker 2: Sports Net New York. It's the Mets Sports Network here
Speaker 2: in the New York metropolitan area and if you have
Speaker 2: it on your satellite or cable system or you stream it.
Speaker 2: So one of our former interns, Sam, another female Sam,
Speaker 2: not Sam, the producer who's still with the show, Blonde. Sam,
Speaker 2: got a job working at SNY and she came up
Speaker 2: with a great idea for a new show. When the
Speaker 2: Mets have off and there's no game, let's give the
Speaker 2: Mets fans something to watch in the meantime. So there's
Speaker 2: a show called Mets Day Off Live and every week
Speaker 2: they have a different two guests on the show. And
Speaker 2: last week I was one of the guests along with
Speaker 2: Jerry Blevens who used to pitch for the Mets and
Speaker 2: the Braves and the A's. I was on with a
Speaker 2: major league player. Where was this on TV? No, It
Speaker 2: was a live podcast on S and Y's YouTube channel.
Speaker 2: So you can either go to S and Y's YouTube
Speaker 2: channel and click on lives right because if you just
Speaker 2: go to the videos, there's other videos, but there's a
Speaker 2: section for the lives, or you can go to my
Speaker 2: Twitter where it's pinned. It's my most recent tweet or
Speaker 2: just search for sn y and the Mets and me
Speaker 2: and okay, good, this is great, Brodie, you're getting h Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this video I was on for like thirty seven
Speaker 2: minutes and I was talking baseball with the host of
Speaker 2: the TV show and Jerry who's on Baseball Night in
Speaker 2: New York and a former Major league pitcher, and me
Speaker 2: talking about pitching. Phenomenal. That's great. Please check that out
Speaker 2: now check expert. By the way, you didn't never played baseball?
Speaker 2: Have you ever left a review on Yelp for a
Speaker 2: restaurant you went to? Do you need to be a
Speaker 2: chef to enjoy and critique food. I am a student
Speaker 2: of baseball and love the ins and outs and intricate season.
Speaker 2: So I'm knowledgeable about the Mets. And you've studied studied
Speaker 2: the game. You've studied the game. Yes, so we talked
Speaker 2: about baseballs. Are being ejected? Yeah? So now it was
Speaker 2: episode two. Episode one was co hosted by a guy
Speaker 2: who does a Mets YouTube blog podcast. He does a
Speaker 2: weekly uh you know video thing and right now he
Speaker 2: has more views on his YouTube on the on the
Speaker 2: YouTube version than I do because everyone's watching mine on
Speaker 2: Twitter Okay, So if you happen to click on the
Speaker 2: YouTube link, I appreciate the views. Thank you here. You'll
Speaker 2: have me back a little commercial for that. That's great.
Speaker 2: So I don't get I didn't get paid. How is
Speaker 2: it for free? How is your week? Has your week
Speaker 2: been doing well? Brody? Have you been doing okay? Getting
Speaker 2: into fights lately? Well, I had a situation at a
Speaker 2: Chinese restaurant and I'm very excited to talk about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had a fight with US Postal Service. God man
Speaker 2: having a fight with an asshole on eBay Jesus and
Speaker 2: I had a fight with the Best Buy rewards the
Speaker 2: vision of their credit card department. Yeah, I've had some.
Speaker 3: I've had.
Speaker 2: Your day is full of negativity, Your day is full
Speaker 2: of angst and just having to be right. Well, it's
Speaker 2: not about having to be right like today, I have
Speaker 2: to when we were done with this, I have to
Speaker 2: call Bloomingdale's. But how is it because they charged me
Speaker 2: thirty dollars late feet when I wasn't late? Why is
Speaker 2: it that more people rip you off than anyone I know? No,
Speaker 2: they attempt to rip me off, but they don't okay,
Speaker 2: rip off attempts. I feel like no, you're targeted at
Speaker 2: this point. Okay, well, because I don't feel like I've
Speaker 2: been ever, you know, not many attempts to rip me
Speaker 2: off on my a day to day basis. Or do
Speaker 2: I just let it roll off my shoulder easily? Do
Speaker 2: I just think you do it? What do you do
Speaker 2: all day? You go to work, you come home, you
Speaker 2: hang around, then you go to a rooftop bar. Where
Speaker 2: is anyone going to rip you off? And you got
Speaker 2: to a restaurant to drink, come home? Yeah, I know, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you don't care. You drink so much you don't
Speaker 2: even notice. Is that what it is?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: When was the last time you walked into a Chinese
Speaker 2: restaurant for takeout? And and you know what, every time
Speaker 2: you use Uber Eats or any of those food service
Speaker 2: problems delivery systems, you have a problem. Oh there is time, Yeah,
Speaker 2: every time. But the best part is they've got the
Speaker 2: best customer service because all I do is report the
Speaker 2: problem that I got screwed, and then they give him
Speaker 2: a money back without even dealing with a human half
Speaker 2: the time, and and and prior to my teachings, you
Speaker 2: would have let it slide. Maybe I don't know all
Speaker 2: that shit's lie now, you know. So part of my Okay,
Speaker 2: let me tell you. One of the things I'm having
Speaker 2: a problem with right now is your fault. Okay, well
Speaker 2: what is mine? You gave me something. You gave me
Speaker 2: something to sell for you, which I posted on eBay.
Speaker 2: We'll call it a flirp. You gave me this flirt
Speaker 2: that you had unopened and new in the box. Flirt.
Speaker 2: You say, Brody, can you sell us flirt? It's sitting
Speaker 2: around my house. I'll give you. I'll give you. I
Speaker 2: get a percentage. I said, yeah, I'm chilling on the
Speaker 2: couch watching Mets games. I'll sell you flirt for you.
Speaker 2: So I put it up and it was up for
Speaker 2: a few weeks. I had a lower the price a
Speaker 2: couple of times, and I finally sold the flirp for
Speaker 2: fifty two dollars. And this is what I complained about
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago when I was talking about
Speaker 2: eBay ripping me off. Right, So it was twelve seventy
Speaker 2: five to ship your flirp. Yeah, plus tax, The whole
Speaker 2: thing was like sixty eight dollars. Okay, that's what the
Speaker 2: total was that the buyer paid sure, and I shipped
Speaker 2: it to South Carolina to some guy to enjoy the flirp. Well,
Speaker 2: I printed the label and as soon as you print
Speaker 2: the label on eBay, you get a tracking number, and
Speaker 2: then when you bring it to the post office, they
Speaker 2: will scan it and then the tracking number goes in
Speaker 2: the system. You follow me, so far, so far, I do.
Speaker 2: So most post offices have a ledge that says prepaid packages,
Speaker 2: put them here. You don't need to wait online. You
Speaker 2: just put the box on the shelf and when they
Speaker 2: get to it, they scan them all and they're done, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: So I went in on a Tuesday. It on a Tuesday,
Speaker 2: I believe it was, let's just say, the eleventh of
Speaker 2: the month, and I I print out the label on
Speaker 2: the tenth. I went in the next day and I
Speaker 2: dropped it on the ledge. I waved to the person
Speaker 2: who worked there, and she was like, yep, right, there's good.
Speaker 2: And I left. Five days later, the buyer of the
Speaker 2: flurp messages with me on eBay and says, hey, there's
Speaker 2: no tracking information on the FLIRP. I went and put
Speaker 2: in the number that you gave and that eBay provided
Speaker 2: and there's no record of So I said, all right, Well,
Speaker 2: no problem. Hold tight, I'll go into the post office
Speaker 2: tomorrow and i'll find out what's going on. When into
Speaker 2: the post office, says, oh, we're having problems where the
Speaker 2: tracking numbers aren't showing up on systems and a lot
Speaker 2: of people have been complaining about that. But don't worry.
Speaker 2: Your package is on the way. So I brote the
Speaker 2: guy back. I said, your package is on the way.
Speaker 2: The flip will be there any day now. He says, hey, man,
Speaker 2: thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Great. So
Speaker 2: four or five days later, he doesn't have the package.
Speaker 2: He says, I didn't get the package. So I filed
Speaker 2: a complaint with United Postal Service and they said we'll
Speaker 2: take care of it. Give us until give us three days.
Speaker 2: I told the guy. He says, all right, I'll wait
Speaker 2: three days. I said, great, thank you for your patience.
Speaker 2: I'm so nice to be patient. I don't know what
Speaker 2: could have happened, but I mailed it. I don't know
Speaker 2: where the package is. So then he says, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll wait. And then two days later, after saying he'd
Speaker 2: weighed three days, he files a report that he didn't
Speaker 2: get the package and he wants a full refund. So
Speaker 2: I hit him up and I said, hey man, he said,
Speaker 2: you're gonna wait three days. Well, I counted yesterday as
Speaker 2: a day, and now it's two days. I reported it.
Speaker 2: I say, no, but the post office is investigating. Well,
Speaker 2: I want my money or I want the item. I said,
Speaker 2: I totally understand that. Let's see what the post office says.
Speaker 2: But you know eBay is going to refund your money.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna be out the money. Don't worry. And
Speaker 2: I said, I have one hundred percent feedback. By the way,
Speaker 2: I should say this, I've been doing eBay for over
Speaker 2: twenty years. I have one hundred percent feedback, which I
Speaker 2: put in all my posts. One hundred percent feedback. You
Speaker 2: can trust me. I've never had a problem. I go
Speaker 2: out of my way to be nice to everybody. It's surprisingly,
Speaker 2: I know, yep. And so I said, look, I have
Speaker 2: one hundred percent positive feedback. I'm a great guy. You
Speaker 2: will get your flirp or you get your money back.
Speaker 2: It's a win win for you. You have no to worry about. Sure,
Speaker 2: at the worst case, I'm out the money, which means
Speaker 2: scary is out the money, which means we're screwed. But
Speaker 2: you're going to get your money back. So eBay comes
Speaker 2: to me and says, what do you want to do.
Speaker 2: I said, well, give him his money back if the
Speaker 2: package isn't found by a certain day, giving you money back.
Speaker 2: So the post office gets back to me and said,
Speaker 2: we will have this case closed by May seventh, and
Speaker 2: in the event that we can't find it, we'll refund
Speaker 2: your money because you have one hundred can a lot.
Speaker 2: This is getting really convoluted, but go for it. Okay.
Speaker 2: So we're okay. So the thing closes out, he gets
Speaker 2: his money back and I write him real quick, scary.
Speaker 2: I say, hey, sorry, this didn't work out. Sorry they
Speaker 2: lost your package. Good luck getting your next package. Have
Speaker 2: a wonderful weekend. He goes, hey, man, same to you,
Speaker 2: thanks for being so cool. Great. An hour and a
Speaker 2: half later, I get an alert on my phone. You
Speaker 2: have received negative feedback. This guy left me a negative
Speaker 2: review on eBay because of your flurp, even though I
Speaker 2: was nice to him. So I wrote him back. I said, hey, man,
Speaker 2: why'd you leave me a negative comment? Yay, have a
Speaker 2: nice weekend, so nice. Everybody's great, and he goes, well,
Speaker 2: I didn't get my item. I don't know you could
Speaker 2: be scamming me. What So now I have a ninety
Speaker 2: point nine rating. It went down. My rating's ruined. So
Speaker 2: I wrote him back and I said, I said, hey man, wait,
Speaker 2: I thought the transaction was complete, right, So I said,
Speaker 2: hey man, listen, you got your money back. I wish
Speaker 2: you good luck. You know, I went to the post
Speaker 2: office twice. I reported it to the post I did
Speaker 2: everything I was supposed to do. Can you please change
Speaker 2: your response back? You're ruining my selling ability, he wrote,
Speaker 2: I see no evidence of anything other than wrongdoing on
Speaker 2: your part, and until you can prove to me the
Speaker 2: post Office is taking responsibility, I refuse to change my
Speaker 2: review of you. Well, fuck you. So I called eBay
Speaker 2: and I said, hey, this guy's being a prick to me.
Speaker 2: You can look at our messages and see how nice
Speaker 2: I was right, and see how I'm polite. And I
Speaker 2: kept him informed and I said, you got to take
Speaker 2: this off. He goes, well, we don't normally do that.
Speaker 2: I said, this is ruining my night. You got to
Speaker 2: So eBay went in and they went in three days,
Speaker 2: you will be changed back to one hundred percent. So
Speaker 2: we will strike that because he's inconsiderate. So I wrote
Speaker 2: him back and I said, you know what, you can
Speaker 2: take your narcissistic attitude and shove it. eBay is putting
Speaker 2: me back to one hundred percent. So fuck you. So
Speaker 2: I said, I'm glad I didn't say fuck you. I said, so,
Speaker 2: you know what, you can keep your review. I'm glad
Speaker 2: you didn't get the flip. Enjoy your life. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine being such a nasty prick that you leave someone
Speaker 2: a negative review, even though it was not my fault.
Speaker 2: He wants me to burn You gave it. At the
Speaker 2: end of the day, you gave him the money back.
Speaker 2: That shows right there that that you weren't around him. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 2: Fuck you Sam from South Carolina. Another Sam, Fuck you, Sam.
Speaker 2: Imagine that I didn't care that, I said. I was
Speaker 2: upset about it. I'm like, you got your money, but
Speaker 2: I've been nice to you every step of the way.
Speaker 2: I need to see proof. How can I prove to
Speaker 2: you a negative I can't prove they lost it. I
Speaker 2: can only tell you. So, I said, so, what are
Speaker 2: the options? See this scary? What could have been the
Speaker 2: other option? I paid thirteen dollars for the label and
Speaker 2: I kept it. I kept the flirt and I didn't
Speaker 2: ship it. You might as well at this point, knowing
Speaker 2: that he's an asshole, you I keep it, you keep
Speaker 2: it em. So where's the flirp? No idea? Where the
Speaker 2: flip is? The Flip's gone a second. No, now that's
Speaker 2: a fight. That's a fight. I need you to fight.
Speaker 2: Find it with the post office. Don't they owe your money?
Speaker 2: Isn't there some kind of insurance going on here? What
Speaker 2: I said to Sam from South Carolina? I said, you
Speaker 2: know what, For all I know, you took advantage of
Speaker 2: the fact that there's no tracking information. You could have
Speaker 2: received the FLIRP. You reported that you never got the flirp,
Speaker 2: and you got your money back. I should leave a
Speaker 2: negative review on you. But guess why EBA hasn't let
Speaker 2: you do that anymore. You can't leave a negative review
Speaker 2: on the buyer. You can't. You can only leave a
Speaker 2: positive review. Nope, can't leave a negative view on the buyer.
Speaker 2: Why Otherwise I would have written twelve paragraphs why? Because
Speaker 2: they don't because they don't want you being vindictive like
Speaker 2: I was going to be. Why Yeah, But but you
Speaker 2: see that's where eBay is wrong, because if you were
Speaker 2: able to leave a negative on the buyer, he would
Speaker 2: he would think twice before leaving a negative on you,
Speaker 2: because you guys could you guys could be vindictive to
Speaker 2: each other. See this is it's unfair, unfair advantage. I
Speaker 2: think eBay did a bad thing by taking away that
Speaker 2: ability thing. eBay wanted buyers to feel comfortable leaving negative
Speaker 2: reviews to the sellers to increase sellers caring more about
Speaker 2: being good, and so there's no The downside is this
Speaker 2: guy has no worries that I'm gonna, you know, right
Speaker 2: back and give him negative review for being a douche.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's your fault. You gave me the flip, so
Speaker 2: it's Scary's fault. That's what I'm going on. Real, dude,
Speaker 2: I got one more day, one more day, one more
Speaker 2: day for my hundred percent to go back up. Otherwise
Speaker 2: I got a problem. And then you're gonna sew more
Speaker 2: flips from me. We'll see how this goes. Oh, I
Speaker 2: sold your sneakers, Yes, sneakers. Sneakers are stolen. I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean it's been five days and the guy hasn't
Speaker 2: paid yet. Five days, five days and I've sent them
Speaker 2: two reminders. What is wrong with people? There are a
Speaker 2: bunch of trucks. What kind of people? What kind of client?
Speaker 2: Tele is lurking on eBay these days? Does anyone does
Speaker 2: anyone who's a slice listening still use eBay? I mean
Speaker 2: are they using other things?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: You know? It's like how there's tinder and then there's bumble,
Speaker 2: and then there's hinge, and now Tinder is kind kind
Speaker 2: of considered like the bottom of the barrel. The scum
Speaker 2: of the earth is eBay. That and people have moved
Speaker 2: on to other places to buy things because I don't know,
Speaker 2: because honestly I don't know. It does not sound like
Speaker 2: a good crowd of people. I wouldn't want to go
Speaker 2: to that people. These people all have one hundred percent
Speaker 2: positive feedbacks. But speaking I want to I want to
Speaker 2: give a shout out speaking of Facebook, Kristin Marie m
Speaker 2: A R I E. Kristin Marie, what do you know?
Speaker 2: I sent you a video? Did you watch the video
Speaker 2: I sent you? No? So Kristin Marie does a video.
Speaker 2: All her videos are as an old white woman. She's
Speaker 2: a young girl, but she does all her videos as
Speaker 2: like middle aged Midwestern, not middle age like a boomer, right,
Speaker 2: A boomer Woman is her character. So she's typing in
Speaker 2: this video and she says, I want to sell and
Speaker 2: she does a whole bunch of things, I want to
Speaker 2: sell concert tickets, and then she does the old lady
Speaker 2: responding back on Facebook. I have a hard time with
Speaker 2: my ears, so I don't go to concerts and then
Speaker 2: she then she goes, I'm gonna oh, I'd like to
Speaker 2: get put my cat up for adoption, and she types
Speaker 2: and then she does the old lady bitch, I'm allergic
Speaker 2: to cats, so I'm not going to adopt your cat.
Speaker 2: In other words, the whole video is about old people
Speaker 2: how they have to comment on Facebook when you ask
Speaker 2: a question. So she goes, I'm looking for a plumber,
Speaker 2: and then she does the old lady. My son was
Speaker 2: a plumber, but he died in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: Just trying to be relatable, Just trying to be relatable. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So it's she it's a great video about all the
Speaker 2: things that people have to put up with when old
Speaker 2: people have to comment. So all right, you know what,
Speaker 2: let's go to commercial because I can see your face.
Speaker 4: And Brody.
Speaker 2: God, you like listen, that's my life. It was a
Speaker 2: long situation. I understand there's a long story, but people
Speaker 2: on eBay understand the problem. I guess giving someone negative
Speaker 2: feedback like that, fucking no. I get it, I get it.
Speaker 2: I understand it's and it's not right. It's not right,
Speaker 2: it's not right. But anyway, you know, I did feel
Speaker 2: bad that I was about five minutes from your house
Speaker 2: last Saturday night and I got a phone to pick
Speaker 2: with you. Yeah, I know, I know. Another bone slices
Speaker 2: Brodie has another bone to pick with me. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: let you tell the story, but when Scary comes, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna let you finish. But best album of all time? What? Oh?
Speaker 2: Thanks Kanye? Kanye? You just Kanye my tailor. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: let you finish. But Scary over the years has often
Speaker 2: come to the catering hall in the area nice restaurants,
Speaker 2: and he leaves it open ended. He'll text me and say, hey, man,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in your backyard, which I assume means
Speaker 2: he's gonna jump in my pool. But he's in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2: What do I do with that? Do I say, oh,
Speaker 2: come over kay? What do I say? Huh?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: What happened this time? We gotta get you some barbituates. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a little wired up. You think, yeah, scary you
Speaker 2: texted me. I'm saying, no, no, no. I felt bad
Speaker 2: at first, but now I don't feel so bad anymore.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you why. So I thought twice before
Speaker 2: calling you and letting you know that I last minute
Speaker 2: planned with my Hoboken friends that we were gonna come
Speaker 2: out to your area and go to an awesome restaurant.
Speaker 2: And they redid the place. So I was happy to go,
Speaker 2: and it was gonna be a fantastic time. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what, Brody's right there. Let me call him
Speaker 2: right And then I think, wait a second, he's not
Speaker 2: really coming to dinner with us, but let me call
Speaker 2: him anyway and let him know. By the way, you
Speaker 2: did have the opportunity to say, hey, Brody, we're gonna
Speaker 2: be at this restaurant. You should join us. And and
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why I didn't do that, because there's
Speaker 2: part that's a part two to what I'm about to
Speaker 2: tell you. It's to finish part one. So I'm thinking
Speaker 2: about the group of guys I'm going with. He's like
Speaker 2: six of us, and I'm like, mmm, I'm like, does
Speaker 2: Brody fit in this friend group hard? No, he doesn't.
Speaker 2: So that's strike one. Okay, strike two. These dudes are
Speaker 2: from the school of thought is you come to you come,
Speaker 2: you come to hang, You take a seat at the table,
Speaker 2: you participate in eating and drinking. We're splitting the bill evenly,
Speaker 2: no matter how much or hell littill you eat or drink.
Speaker 2: And and by the way, exactly yeah, and I know you, Brody.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Brody, Brody first of all, is not gonna
Speaker 2: go shot for shot, drink for drink with these guys,
Speaker 2: That's for sure. Because these guys like busting out bottles
Speaker 2: of wine. They like to order seventeen apps, like I do.
Speaker 2: What do you think I get that from this? I'm
Speaker 2: like Brody's Bertie's like, I'm not gonna eat half of that,
Speaker 2: there's no And these dudes don't itemize bills. This is
Speaker 2: a day. Seven people at the table, the bill comes,
Speaker 2: we divide it by seven, and everybody ate and drank
Speaker 2: like kings. And if you didn't, that's on you, you know,
Speaker 2: meaning and I know that you wouldn't have eaten half
Speaker 2: or drank half of the stuff. Three quarters of the
Speaker 2: stuff so that's another thing. And then the third thing,
Speaker 2: and I just know this a couple a couple of
Speaker 2: you told me you don't need to mention that a
Speaker 2: couple of these guys have different different attitudes and mindsets.
Speaker 2: And then I talk about other things that Brody wouldn't
Speaker 2: you'll be able to fry. You'll be able to fry
Speaker 2: an eggun at Brodie's head, he would have debated these
Speaker 2: guys the debate. You would have just jumped in the
Speaker 2: ring and it would have been all out of war.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I gave you the courtesy of calling you
Speaker 2: to let you know that I was coming to your
Speaker 2: area because I didn't want you to find it, because
Speaker 2: I didn't want you to find out on Instagram later
Speaker 2: that I was gonna be in your area, like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, you didn't call me, You're in my backyard.
Speaker 2: So I wanted to let you know ahead of time
Speaker 2: because I knew that you'd be seeing some stories from me.
Speaker 2: It was almost like, hey, by the way coming through,
Speaker 2: but I'm not inviting you because of the reasons I
Speaker 2: just gave. So then we were you preemptively. You preemptively
Speaker 2: took care of any complaints I might have exactly, because
Speaker 2: I know that this whole podcast would have been about
Speaker 2: you bitching about the awful time that you had at
Speaker 2: dinner with me and my friends. It would have been
Speaker 2: great content. Plus it could have written it off because
Speaker 2: it was for pod, the podcast the dinner off on
Speaker 2: my taxes. It's all good. You have You have on
Speaker 2: many occasions texted me, hey, man, I'll be in your area,
Speaker 2: but you never follow it up with anything. Then I go,
Speaker 2: what does that mean? Now? Am I a dick for
Speaker 2: not inviting you over to my house? I feel like
Speaker 2: am I is? He saying it? Like, so after dinner
Speaker 2: maybe I'll stop by. I was like, oh, great, that okay.
Speaker 2: So I was like, it's what does that mean? So
Speaker 2: I was like so then later I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I'm supposed to invite you over. He's like, no, man,
Speaker 2: I didn't drive, so I have to go home when
Speaker 2: the guy drives me home. So I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: off the hook. And it was at night. So my like,
Speaker 2: you know, by the way, the pool's open, but it's
Speaker 2: not clean yet, so you want to go in now?
Speaker 2: It's it's green and with dirt on the bottom. I
Speaker 2: just opened yesterday, but yeah. So, yeah, so you were
Speaker 2: in my area and you didn't It's no, it's all good.
Speaker 2: I forgive you on this one. Yeah, I don't need
Speaker 2: to argue and overpay for ship as long as as
Speaker 2: long as as long as you know that it didn't
Speaker 2: come from a bad place, not like the time that
Speaker 2: I was at a party and called you from the
Speaker 2: party to let you know that. They would say like, Rodi,
Speaker 2: whyn't you here? I'm like, because you didn't tell me
Speaker 2: about it and I wasn't invited. Yeah. Oh, it's the
Speaker 2: greatest party ever, dude, everybody's here. Everyone. I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you a chance. I'm gonna give you a chance to
Speaker 2: join me and some old school Z E one hundred
Speaker 2: friends at a dinner that we're going to be having
Speaker 2: in about a month. School like sal Yeah, like Sala
Speaker 2: and Josh and people like that. Because okay, now, because
Speaker 2: the last time we did one of those, I also
Speaker 2: didn't invite you. No, you didn't, you didn't. How do
Speaker 2: you feel about it this time around? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what the last time, the last two
Speaker 2: times you went out with the people who worked at
Speaker 2: Z one hundred, many many, many, many, many years ago.
Speaker 2: I remember thinking, look, it's scary and then nice. He
Speaker 2: kept in touch with those people from back in the
Speaker 2: day that used to work with him, Like those guys
Speaker 2: going back twenty years on, some of these dudes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now I feel like I'm gonna be one of those guys. Well,
Speaker 2: now I'm the guy that used to work there. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm part of the group. Now you fit it even better.
Speaker 2: I can hang out now with all the people who
Speaker 2: don't work there anymore, Like, hey, Josh, remember what it
Speaker 2: was like to work there? Hey, hey, that's an interesting point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when when I do hang out with that group of people,
Speaker 2: not the ones that I was talking about very much,
Speaker 2: by the way, not the people I was talking about before,
Speaker 2: but these group of people. Yeah, it does turn into
Speaker 2: that that you start waxing nostalgic on. Like, hey, remember
Speaker 2: two thousand and two when we took the Flaming Red
Speaker 2: Hummer and we took it down the turnpike and we
Speaker 2: were on supersticker patrol and I called in and Frank
Speaker 2: and you know, Frank Kenally called into the radio station
Speaker 2: and you know, we you know whatever. I mean. It's
Speaker 2: weird because we always fall down that rabbit hole, whereas
Speaker 2: with everyone else I hang out with, we talket, we're
Speaker 2: up in talking about current things. But I feel like
Speaker 2: this is like frozen in time. It's like going to
Speaker 2: that playground that that has just been abandoned and there's
Speaker 2: rusty swings and seesaws and stuff and then just growing
Speaker 2: tumbleweed everywhere, and it's just a kind of frozen in time.
Speaker 2: Like That's what it's like hanging out with this group
Speaker 2: of guys. Not that it's a bad thing, but I
Speaker 2: feel like I feel like when you're out, when we're
Speaker 2: hanging out with the current people that you work with,
Speaker 2: talking about current stuff. Yeah, I feel like I see
Speaker 2: a light at the end of the tunnel, like Heaven
Speaker 2: calling me, and it's the people that used to work
Speaker 2: there at fifteen years ago. Come join our group. Now
Speaker 2: you can eat with us and talk about things nobody remembers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's fine, I'll be part of that that old group.
Speaker 2: I like those guys, and since I was there when
Speaker 2: they worked there, they like you too. That's probably an
Speaker 2: overstatement to clear they put up with you too. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: What No, I'm still Facebook friends and all those guys, Josh,
Speaker 2: I go back and forth on Facebook almost three times
Speaker 2: a week. No, it's sounds great. I've seen salop at
Speaker 2: Serious XM when he was working there. No, that's a
Speaker 2: good group. I'll call one right now. I should call
Speaker 2: Josh and be like, Yo, what's the other guy's name?
Speaker 2: He's working promotions Brandon Brandon, Bernie, Bernie Brandon mooch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call Josh real quick. If we get your
Speaker 2: permission to come, we can ask him live if he
Speaker 2: wants me to come now that, I'm gonna put him
Speaker 2: on the spot. Hello, Well, how's everything? Man?
Speaker 4: Everything is great? Am I being recorded?
Speaker 2: No? Will I do that to you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I'm thinking about our old school is one hundred
Speaker 2: dinner that we're gonna be having in about a month
Speaker 2: or so? Yes, yeah you're going. You're going there tonight.
Speaker 4: I had dinner but your block tonight. Yeah. I was
Speaker 4: there last week too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're obsessed.
Speaker 4: I get around.
Speaker 2: What who are we thinking about for this time around?
Speaker 7: So scary you me?
Speaker 8: Sal Brandon Bernie would love to get Bachelor Scottie down there.
Speaker 8: Would love to get Greg and Cubby. I know it's
Speaker 8: tough for Covey with with kids. I know it's tough.
Speaker 4: For Greg being Greg.
Speaker 8: Would love it if Brian's coming into town that weekend.
Speaker 8: I know Rich is coming to town this weekend, or
Speaker 8: he's here now so he won't be back.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's the usual.
Speaker 8: Me, you, Sal, Bernie Brandon are the core, but would
Speaker 8: love to bring in.
Speaker 4: I don't really care. Ye sucking invite Darren, you know,
Speaker 4: I you.
Speaker 2: Know, okay, So you're okay with Brody, then I'll invite Brody.
Speaker 4: No, Brody, is he on the line with us right now?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Can he? Can he afford it? You to answer your
Speaker 4: podcast right now?
Speaker 2: I know? Is there anybody else on the planet you
Speaker 2: could have mentioned other than me? Josh? Anybody?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 2: What about? What about let's us the guy that worked
Speaker 2: in the mail for three hours, Wilson, the cleaning.
Speaker 8: Guy, Wilson, Let's get Hamilton, Let's get Bodega, Brad, what about?
Speaker 4: What's all the salespeople? Cuckoo, car Cuckoo, Carly.
Speaker 2: The vegetarian intern.
Speaker 4: What's TJ the DJA?
Speaker 2: He's got a radio show again? He does he does radio? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're in the Brooklyn Boys podcast, by the way.
Speaker 4: You know, I figured I was, you know, I asked
Speaker 4: about you guys.
Speaker 8: The other day, I had a call with iHeart National advertisement,
Speaker 8: and they're trying to sell me on podcasts. And I
Speaker 8: asked him if anyone listens to Brooklyn boys, he.
Speaker 4: Goes who they are?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 4: I swear to God, I swear to God.
Speaker 2: Where one of the top iHeart podcasts? So f that guy?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: Wow, you're a sales guy who I will text you
Speaker 4: his name? Had no idea? Maybe we can invite them
Speaker 4: to the dinner.
Speaker 2: Wow, bro let's invite Brody's wife to dinner?
Speaker 4: To his wife? Actually, what about his rabbi? Brody's rabbi?
Speaker 2: Great guy, Brody could come to. I guess Brody could
Speaker 2: come to.
Speaker 8: He had apologize to someone there for not inviting him
Speaker 8: to Mets games years ago.
Speaker 4: Really yep, oh Josh, I'm sorry it wasn't me.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, Well who else was I supposed to invite
Speaker 2: to Mets games? Brandon? I think, I think, I think
Speaker 2: Josh is fucking But.
Speaker 8: Yeah, let dude, let's get a fucking table for fifteen
Speaker 8: and let's fill it up.
Speaker 2: All right, That's what I did.
Speaker 8: I got a table for eight tonight, and then I
Speaker 8: filled it up with like people on network with for work, David, nice,
Speaker 8: learn from you.
Speaker 4: Look talk talk Mets. We suck.
Speaker 2: So it's safe to say you're not going to training
Speaker 2: camp this year.
Speaker 8: No, I'll go to I go to Mets fantas camp
Speaker 8: every year. This year will be number six. A.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm jealousy.
Speaker 4: You should come on, you get a job one day,
Speaker 4: you should come with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I have all the time.
Speaker 2: I have the time to go now. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I love you, love.
Speaker 4: You to listen, Josh.
Speaker 2: If you're hiring, let me know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to work. My bus doesn't pay.
Speaker 2: You don't want to work for us. But thanks for you.
Speaker 2: I've already had a job like that.
Speaker 4: Thanks, that's true.
Speaker 2: Wow, you'll have to know fury Wow Josh, Wow, that
Speaker 2: is that is that? By the way, for the slices
Speaker 2: that that is not coaster boy, Josh, I know you
Speaker 2: hear the names Josh. That is it's Josh who used
Speaker 2: to work in the afternoons and uh, big Mets fan,
Speaker 2: big Mets fan. All right, Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: feel dirty right now. I was too. He was feel
Speaker 2: like crap. He was spilling the team. He mentioned the
Speaker 2: phone book that was hysterical, Nah, no, Brody, and then
Speaker 2: he's like, wait a minute, am I being reported? Am I?
Speaker 2: That party was just being see you know, careful what
Speaker 2: you wish for? Brody? I was gonna tell him right
Speaker 2: up front. You were on the phone, Josh, Josh. Josh
Speaker 2: was concerned that, Uh, I wouldn't want to go, but
Speaker 2: I of course I'll go, all right, okay the Glen
Speaker 2: Boys podcast.
Speaker 4: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get my Bundy tall Darren on the phone.
Speaker 2: But okay, is this related? Okay, before the podcast started,
Speaker 2: Scary says to me. I said, he, Scary, is any
Speaker 2: you want to talk about in the podcast today? Because
Speaker 2: somebody say'll go listen. I need you to hear this
Speaker 2: backstory before we go on the podcast. But usually he
Speaker 2: just goes, yeah, I got a thing with a glass
Speaker 2: of wine, and I go, okay, I'll remind you about
Speaker 2: the wine. He says to me, we got to talk
Speaker 2: about dog Penis today. What yeah, erect dog Penis? What
Speaker 2: are you talking about? I'm gonna tease it here. I
Speaker 2: want I wanted told Darren on the phone. Uh, We're
Speaker 2: going to get him on shortly. But the short of
Speaker 2: it is long talk about last week at all. We
Speaker 2: didn't did I don't know if we teased this. I
Speaker 2: don't think we did. Did we talk about it? I
Speaker 2: don't think we did.
Speaker 4: We did?
Speaker 2: Did we? Did we tease it? When they have teased it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Anyway, Darren told Darren joined me in Paris after my
Speaker 2: girlfriend went home. She had to leave for the weekend,
Speaker 2: celebrated her dad's birthday. So I spent the weekend because
Speaker 2: it was still my vacation. You went to see the weekend. No,
Speaker 2: I spent the weekend in Paris. So he spent the
Speaker 2: weekend with the weekend. That sounds that sounds like a
Speaker 2: poor No. By the way, spent the weekend in Paris,
Speaker 2: so told Aaron, who now lives in London, used to
Speaker 2: be living here. He said, fuck it, I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: a flight. I'll join you for a couple of nights.
Speaker 2: Part one of this is really crazy. Uh. That is
Speaker 2: he shows up at the hotel and proceeds to did
Speaker 2: he get a room on your floor? Did he get
Speaker 2: a yeah, it's called my room. He actually he didn't
Speaker 2: book his own room. Why not? I don't know. With money.
Speaker 2: He's a CMO of a major company and he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: come on here. I'm like, all right, cool, let's go.
Speaker 2: But the thing is, my girlfriend and I were sharing
Speaker 2: a queen size bed, so that's okay for me and
Speaker 2: my girlfriend. Yeah. Well, so Darren and I were hanging
Speaker 2: out in the hotel and uh he uh, you know
Speaker 2: he shared a bed with me. We shared the same
Speaker 2: bed from no no pull out? What could you clarify
Speaker 2: really quickly what you mean by pull out? There's no
Speaker 2: pull out, no pull out couch now, no cot, no pullout.
Speaker 2: There's really no room for it. Keep in mind where
Speaker 2: we're in the heart, the heart of Paris. And then
Speaker 2: you know, it's like a New York City think of
Speaker 2: a New York City size hotel. They were all a
Speaker 2: bunch of shoe boxes, so you know, space is at
Speaker 2: a premium. So yeah, I mean, but I thought I
Speaker 2: couldn't even He just assumed he was going to sleep
Speaker 2: in your queen. He goes, I guess I'm gonna crash
Speaker 2: with you. I'm like, I cool, crash on the floor.
Speaker 2: That was weird. Nah, I can't do that. Can't do
Speaker 2: that to the guy. And we're old friends from way back.
Speaker 2: So when I can't, I ask, is it awkward for
Speaker 2: two grown ass men to share. Ask man, I leave
Speaker 2: that out. He did the wall. He did the wall
Speaker 2: of pillows, though right between the two of you, we
Speaker 2: separated them. Let me tell you, when we were sharing
Speaker 2: beds down the Jersey Shore, we used to do that.
Speaker 2: We used to put up the fortress of pillows that
Speaker 2: divided down the center so we can kind of make
Speaker 2: it feel like we have our own beds. We didn't
Speaker 2: do that anything that right now, we don't bother anymore.
Speaker 2: We're all we're older, we're mature. But is it awkward,
Speaker 2: because I sure as hell think thought I think it was.
Speaker 2: I brought it up to the morning show today on
Speaker 2: the Elvis Durantchow Crickets. Nobody found it awkward. In fact,
Speaker 2: it was an awkward moment of silence where they just
Speaker 2: like stared at me and no one said a word.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, hello, I'm like, nobody's gonna comment on this,
Speaker 2: So maybe I'm the crazy one. But I guess it's normal.
Speaker 2: I guess it's normal. No, I mean up a problem
Speaker 2: with the for two. I'm not a problem with the
Speaker 2: two guys in bed. I don't have a problem. He
Speaker 2: lived on the wall of pillow, because I've seen trains,
Speaker 2: plans and automobiles hands wander at night. I have a
Speaker 2: problem with a guy volunteering himself to being a queen
Speaker 2: size bed even volunteer. I guess he was like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna crash with you. I thought maybe
Speaker 2: he was gonna get his own room, but he didn't
Speaker 2: at the hotel, but maybe that maybe there was a
Speaker 2: miscommunication error, but that they were sold out. They were
Speaker 2: not sold out. But listen, he was saving money. So
Speaker 2: I said, all right, well, what did he buy for you?
Speaker 2: They say, my lunch, mesa suit, casa yeah me, hotel
Speaker 2: is not sue hotel. Now you probably paid I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's just say three four hundred dollars for the room,
Speaker 2: because so now he owes me some money for the room.
Speaker 2: Is that what you said was your favor? Little something
Speaker 2: he saved. He saved himself one hundreds of dollars took
Speaker 2: up your space. Did you get a little little little
Speaker 2: spooning going on anything? Those little robin tug I just
Speaker 2: didn't know. I want to hear some talkbacks from the slices.
Speaker 2: Is it awkward for two grown ass men again? We're
Speaker 2: not in their twenties by any stretch of the imagination.
Speaker 2: Why can't you just say you're adults? What's with the
Speaker 2: grown ass thing? We're adults, We're two adult men. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is there any Is there anything wrong with sharing a
Speaker 2: bed or not? I don't think it doesn't thing. It's
Speaker 2: the problem sharing a bed. I'm sure there's people who
Speaker 2: shared beds with their friends. I the problem I'm having
Speaker 2: is that he volunteered himself to No, don't even go there.
Speaker 2: I'll stay in your room. Now, have a problem, kid.
Speaker 2: The weekend came and went, and I invited him, I said,
Speaker 2: I said, I invite in all fairness, I said, he
Speaker 2: come and went. All right, now that's gross. What are
Speaker 2: you doing over there? Nothing? Don'torry about me. Go I
Speaker 2: want your story. No, it's not a story. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: that's it. I posed a question. I'm moving on. What
Speaker 2: do you think this is a Brodie rant? Yeah? You
Speaker 2: should have like five more minutes. You fall apart over it?
Speaker 2: Birdi's birdies. You're you're fidgeting with your microphone over there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just tightening up the bolt on the end
Speaker 2: because I moved the microphone and.
Speaker 9: It was.
Speaker 2: Greg Goose got the girl feeling loose. I suppose, I'm
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that. He's in the wrong.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: You don't volunteer yourself to go on someone else's room. No,
Speaker 2: hold on, I mean, you know, in all fairness, I
Speaker 2: did say, hey, I got nothing to do here, I'm
Speaker 2: in town for another couple of days. I invited him.
Speaker 2: What did you sleep in my pajamas? No? No, my
Speaker 2: boxer shorts O boxer short of button, no button boxer button,
Speaker 2: no button on the fly, but boxer. The boxers don't
Speaker 2: have No my boxers don't. Mine don't have buttons. Some
Speaker 2: do so shirt flapping in the way. We both had
Speaker 2: boxes and t shirts on. It doesn't matter. You can
Speaker 2: fall out middle of the night. Grant little grab action.
Speaker 2: You're no, I'm just saying, scare. You and I have
Speaker 2: shared many a hotel room on many a business trip.
Speaker 2: Would we share a bed together? You and I know
Speaker 2: we Yeah, we've always had like twin beds in the room.
Speaker 2: If there was a mistake made, one thing to share.
Speaker 2: If we were on a party plane or a business trip,
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, Broughdan's scared. You're in the room
Speaker 2: three seven to two, and we walked in and there
Speaker 2: was a queen sized bed. Would you be like the
Speaker 2: fuck it?
Speaker 4: Ord?
Speaker 2: You were immediately called downstairs and get another room. I
Speaker 2: was thinking about maybe at least getting a room with
Speaker 2: two beds in it and switching over when he came in.
Speaker 2: But whatever, it's okay. Well, we have a preference for
Speaker 2: tall down you're like taller guys. Anyway, that's not the
Speaker 2: reason why I wanted to talk to him. We'll talk
Speaker 2: to him a little while. I know you have some
Speaker 2: things that you wanted to get to. Uh, but yeah,
Speaker 2: he has a problem with his dog, or had a
Speaker 2: problem with his dog. Well, I'm curious as to what
Speaker 2: the dog's penis has to do with this, because you
Speaker 2: said we got to talk about a wrecked dog penis.
Speaker 2: What have you said his dog's penis? You know how
Speaker 2: dogs have retractable penises ideah, oh, king missile, that's a
Speaker 2: big hit, the retractable that's detachable penish. Yeah, well his
Speaker 2: his his dog's penis wouldn't retract it just kind of.
Speaker 2: And and he was away and his brother in law
Speaker 2: was watching his dog, and he got a call while
Speaker 2: he was away saying his dog's penis wouldn't go away,
Speaker 2: wouldn't wouldn't retract, and it's probably going to be an issue.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, speaking of penis, so he needed a remedy.
Speaker 2: So yeah, before we get him on, if I need
Speaker 2: your opinion on something. So one of my friends, I
Speaker 2: know him about seven eight years and uh, he's a
Speaker 2: friend of a friend, but he's a friend of mine now.
Speaker 2: And I want to say, about four months ago, he
Speaker 2: and his wife got separated, okay, right, so he he
Speaker 2: moved out and uh, she stayed in the house and
Speaker 2: I was touching base with him, seeing what's up. I
Speaker 2: think we were talking about comic Con whatever. He's a
Speaker 2: sci fi guy, and I said, hey, man, how's it going.
Speaker 2: He says, well, be honest with you. Uh, this past weekend,
Speaker 2: my wife and I tiptoed through the tulips. Now, based
Speaker 2: on that, what would you think he was talking about?
Speaker 2: Had sex?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: So I said, dude, that's awesome. You guys are working
Speaker 2: things out. You banged your wife, that's great, And say banged.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, that's a little crass. No, I didn't
Speaker 2: say that, but I was like, you know, that's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Good for you. He's like, well, you're very excited about that.
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, because I know that you, you know,
Speaker 2: been on a dry spell, you separated. I know you're
Speaker 2: working on things. That's great. He's like, well, is that
Speaker 2: the kind of thing. I don't know. He's not, honestly,
Speaker 2: you understand WHATY So I go, wait, we we're excited
Speaker 2: for him. I'm excited that you and your wife are
Speaker 2: having sex because we didn't have sex. What are you
Speaker 2: talking about? He says, this past weekend, we went to
Speaker 2: a tulip farm in Connecticut and we went walking through
Speaker 2: the tulips. I was saying, we went tiptoed through the tulips.
Speaker 2: Like what you know, you made it sound like sex.
Speaker 2: If somebody says to you, scary, yeah, my wife and
Speaker 2: I went tiptone through the tool Yeah. Absolutely. He's like,
Speaker 2: that doesn't mean sex. I go, dude, if you say
Speaker 2: any euphemism, it sounds like sex. If you're like, hey,
Speaker 2: my wife and I did a little grocery shop, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, that's sex. That's sex. Hey, my
Speaker 2: wife and I rearranged the closets. Any I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Any euphemism anything like that guaranteed mean sex. I mean
Speaker 2: you could whatever you say, but we fry we we
Speaker 2: we we were frying some bacon. Yeah you're like, oh right,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. So slices, use the talkback feature
Speaker 2: on on the iHeart app. I want to know what
Speaker 2: you think, what you would have thought of if your
Speaker 2: friend who hadn't had sex in a while was suddenly like, yeah,
Speaker 2: my wife and I went tipped into the tubs this weekend,
Speaker 2: or even better, leave us your talk back on what
Speaker 2: your euphemism for sex is. Yeah, I want to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, park the car in the garage this weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh you did nice. We went shopping and then we
Speaker 2: came home and I ate the groceries. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Well, isn't there isn't there a song that
Speaker 2: was big on TikTok where there's a hip hop song.
Speaker 2: She goes, I want you to eat that booty like groceries.
Speaker 2: But you gotta eat the booty like grocery. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was still is gotta eat the booty groceries. Scary
Speaker 2: is looking at the book because I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Don't tweet us eat the booty like groceries. Eat what song?
Speaker 2: We used to play that on the range Hearing did it?
Speaker 2: She Hearing get sued for ripping met off from somebody.
Speaker 2: It's like, what song is it? And Whee's song Taylor Swift,
Speaker 2: It's it's called post to be, Oh, posed to be? Yeah,
Speaker 2: supposed to be? It's Omarion, Chris Brown, Chris Brown and
Speaker 2: Jenny Iako Aiko. How do you pronounce your name? Jennie
Speaker 2: Jenny Ako? I don't know. I'm still working on Kelly
Speaker 2: Cuoco from a big bang theory. I might let your
Speaker 2: boy show from me, but he gotta eat the booty
Speaker 2: like groceries at his poetry. That song is several years
Speaker 2: old now, yeah, twenty fourteen, alost ten years old, but
Speaker 2: it was big on TikTok a couple of years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we came back, came back and made a resurgence because
Speaker 2: who the hell says that? I mean, well, Omaran Mario,
Speaker 2: well whoever the girl is in it was a comedian
Speaker 2: that did a riff on that too, about like what
Speaker 2: it was it Chris Rock. Somebody did a whole bit
Speaker 2: on on that line from that song. But you better
Speaker 2: look it up now you're gonna get No, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna look it up. You gotta take a break, okay,
Speaker 2: and scary. If we're not getting down on the phone,
Speaker 2: then I should probably tell you the Chinese food restaurant story.
Speaker 2: Go for it. So I went to my favorite Chinese
Speaker 2: food takeout place, go in there for twenty years. I
Speaker 2: call up. They hear my voice and know who I
Speaker 2: am and how I like my food no vegetables. I
Speaker 2: know them, I know the family. Their son started a business.
Speaker 2: I hired him to do work on my house. I
Speaker 2: spent a lot of money there, a lot of money.
Speaker 2: They're going there forever.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 2: One of the things they do on the menu, they
Speaker 2: have little tear offs at the bottom of the side
Speaker 2: of the menu, and as much money as you spend,
Speaker 2: you get something for free, which who doesn't love that?
Speaker 2: So I'm going to approximate. I don't rember the exact,
Speaker 2: but if you spend fifteen dollars, you get a can
Speaker 2: of soda for free. Okay, go up to refrigerator, grab
Speaker 2: can of soda. You spend twenty dollars, you get like
Speaker 2: a sixteen sixteen point nine ounce bottle. You spend twenty
Speaker 2: five dollars and you get a free two lead a
Speaker 2: bottle of soda. Okay, and over the years that those
Speaker 2: numbers have gone up as the economy goes up, as
Speaker 2: he goes south. Yeah, if you spend a certain amount
Speaker 2: of money a lot more than they get the bottle
Speaker 2: of soda, you get a free General Chose chicken, which
Speaker 2: is like a eleven twelve dollars value. Who does love
Speaker 2: General So's am? I right? Right? Okay? So I go
Speaker 2: in originally a Taiwanese dish, by the way, and there
Speaker 2: was no General so and if there was, there's no
Speaker 2: proof he like this chicken anyway. So I go and
Speaker 2: I order the food. I call up and order the food,
Speaker 2: and I go and I get there, and my total
Speaker 2: was forty cents short of a General Soace chicken. When
Speaker 2: I when I go to pay the bill, she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: go get your two lida bottle of soda. Go pick
Speaker 2: out your soda, because she knows I qualified at the
Speaker 2: two liter bottle range. Now I got this giant bag
Speaker 2: of food, and I spend a lot of money and
Speaker 2: I got. One of the things I got was one
Speaker 2: time and I drop soup, no greens because you know
Speaker 2: it's vegetables. I got a bunch of other stuff. But
Speaker 2: I ordered a large soup. Now, when you go there
Speaker 2: and you order a small soup, you get a bag
Speaker 2: of noodles. When you order a large soup, get the
Speaker 2: same bag of noodles. I always run out of noodles.
Speaker 2: Now again, I've been going at twenty years. So I
Speaker 2: go and get my two leada bottle of soda and
Speaker 2: as she's packing me up, I ask for extra duckt sauce.
Speaker 2: She throws it in the bag and I said, oh,
Speaker 2: can you do me a favorite? Can I get an
Speaker 2: extra bag of noodles? Because I always run out? She goes, oh, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: fifty cents. What fifty cents? So I looked at her, like,
Speaker 2: you're gonna charge me fifty cents for a little shitty
Speaker 2: bag of noodles when I just spent a lot of
Speaker 2: money and I'm a regular customer. Wow. So I go
Speaker 2: in my pocket. Balls, by the way, that's the kind
Speaker 2: of shit that gets me angry, that right there. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck, Like it's me you could
Speaker 2: have just thrown in there. I just spent a lot
Speaker 2: of money. So then I go in my pocket for
Speaker 2: the fifty cents, and I realized to myself. Wait a minute,
Speaker 2: I just qualified for General SOA's chicken. So I said
Speaker 2: to her, you know what, add the fifty cents onto
Speaker 2: my bill. I would like a free General Soce chicken now,
Speaker 2: so back fuck you. She looked at me and she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: I said, no broccoli, And I looked at her and
Speaker 2: I sweated. Guy, I went, were good the return of
Speaker 2: we good? Were good, but this one was legitimate, and
Speaker 2: this legitimate so the bag of new I wasn't gonna
Speaker 2: You know what, when I first got the bill, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm forty cents short.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 2: I thought, I don't really need the food. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna be a dick about it. In order one what
Speaker 2: I'm like, guh, leave it along. Take the soda, right,
Speaker 2: But I cleared the soda barrier by like fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, you know, you made it to the
Speaker 2: next level. You are locking in a higher reward. That's it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're gonna charge me for the noodles. Wait
Speaker 2: a minute, the price is right. I just reading reached
Speaker 2: a new threshold. General saw me, bitch, no broccoli, So
Speaker 2: how about that? We very good? But let me okay
Speaker 2: that noodles cost her a general social So are you're
Speaker 2: gonna lift up the noodles though and pull a week
Speaker 2: good and walk out without paying? Had you not thought
Speaker 2: she wouldn't hand them to me? She knows. She held
Speaker 2: the bag up, she goes fifty cent. So I said
Speaker 2: what I didn't? I thought she was kidding. I thought
Speaker 2: she was gonna go haha. You paid a dime a
Speaker 2: dime for general sos chicken with no broccoli? Yep, yep,
Speaker 2: thank you? Do they give you more much chicken when
Speaker 2: they delete the broccoli? Is that I'm gonna say?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: Although there's some places in Manhattan I've told this story.
Speaker 2: I when I used to work in Midtown with the
Speaker 2: Comedy Department. When we were in another building. There was
Speaker 2: just a couple of places we used to order from.
Speaker 2: But if I ordered like roast pork, lomino, vegetables, they
Speaker 2: go dollar more. I go for what we gotta put
Speaker 2: more more noodles, more noodles and pork. I go, I
Speaker 2: don't want noodles and pork. Well, if I woulded like
Speaker 2: chicken and cashews, no vegetables, Oh we gotta put more chicken.
Speaker 4: No you don't.
Speaker 2: I just don't want the vegetables. I always order from them.
Speaker 2: I always felt that if you start, like, for instance,
Speaker 2: not that you would ever do this, but if you
Speaker 2: or if you order a salad, let's say, okay, though
Speaker 2: I might not like a cob salad, a cob salad
Speaker 2: with things in it like hard boiled eggs and bacon, chicken,
Speaker 2: all this stuff. If I start, if I start saying,
Speaker 2: I want, you know, instead of having or let's take
Speaker 2: it to like a bowl, like like a poke bowl
Speaker 2: or something that has like a rice base, like rice
Speaker 2: instead not not not let us forget about the salad idea. God,
Speaker 2: your stories are so long. Oh yeah, they're they're awful.
Speaker 2: But if I if you start removing things in the base,
Speaker 2: remove the salad, remove and I don't want one kind
Speaker 2: of remove one kind of grit a salad, no salad,
Speaker 2: yes I would do. Or you remove the rice, or
Speaker 2: you remove the quene wat or something that bulks up
Speaker 2: and takes a lot of space in the bowl, we
Speaker 2: get it. I always wonder if they give you more
Speaker 2: of the chicken, more of the protein, because they have
Speaker 2: to make it look full, they have to get to
Speaker 2: the small a bowl. They'll put it on a plate.
Speaker 2: Then no, these places are These places are one size
Speaker 2: plastic bowls. I'm saying. When you order a salad and
Speaker 2: you start taking out the unnecessary things and you just
Speaker 2: cobb salad where they put like a pie chart right
Speaker 2: where like they put the bacon in one yeah, the
Speaker 2: chicken and they egg out the bacon. Then they just
Speaker 2: spread everything out. They don't give you more of the
Speaker 2: other stuff. It's pretty porta. What if I take out
Speaker 2: some salad leaves or what if I take out I
Speaker 2: don't want rice in my you know what in my
Speaker 2: my Chipotle bowl. I don't if I order if I
Speaker 2: order a Ruben sandwich, which is either cornby for pastrami
Speaker 2: Russian dressing and sala kraut and Swiss cheese, if I
Speaker 2: say no, sala kraut sub tomato, they don't say, Well,
Speaker 2: the tomatoes the same price as sala kraut. They take
Speaker 2: the sala crowd out and they charge me with a tomato.
Speaker 2: And in my mind, I'm going, I'm taking something out
Speaker 2: and putting something in. Don't charge me more for that shit.
Speaker 2: So that no one's helping you out scary. No one's like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's get extra chicken because we saved on snow peas.
Speaker 2: They're not doing that. I think they do because they're
Speaker 2: embarrassed to hand you something that looks puny. No, no,
Speaker 2: you don't know. Then their minds are going on. This
Speaker 2: guy don't want to let us fuck them. I don't.
Speaker 2: They have to fill it off to the top. It's
Speaker 2: like a visual thing. Low maine, no lomain. And see
Speaker 2: I'm a true's book. I get. Yeah, it's like that almost,
Speaker 2: but not that specifically. Not. I'm talking about items that
Speaker 2: have three or four ingredients in it and you remove
Speaker 2: one of the ingredients, oh, the least expensive one, but
Speaker 2: you keep that reminds me. Okay, no, go ahead, No
Speaker 2: what I'm just saying. Yeah, they're gave it an empty bowl.
Speaker 2: I put it on a plate. Just go here you go?
Speaker 2: Is the shit you want it?
Speaker 6: Here?
Speaker 2: It is all right? I'm you know me. I like
Speaker 2: Chinese food. I added boneless ribs as part of my meal.
Speaker 2: Boneless ribs are like glazed over chunks of pork. I
Speaker 2: want the pork that's in the fried rice, plain old
Speaker 2: roast pork. I want a bucket of that. That's what
Speaker 2: I want. How do I order that? Nobody has that
Speaker 2: jug up pork. Yeah, the roast pork in the Low
Speaker 2: Maine is the best part. I just want like a
Speaker 2: play to that. They don't sell that. You can't get that.
Speaker 2: That's what I want to find. I want that. I
Speaker 2: want that. Oh you know what else I want to find?
Speaker 2: What the fudge nut brownie from Drakes I had? I
Speaker 2: had a craving this week. Do they still make those?
Speaker 2: I remember them? I remember them. So Drakes was brought
Speaker 2: up by Hostess, and then Hostess was brought out by
Speaker 2: whatever company Little Debbie. Whatever company owns the Little Debbie
Speaker 2: now owns Drake's Cakes. Well, I called him yesterday to
Speaker 2: ask if I could find them anywhere. She says, nope,
Speaker 2: they were discontinued. And I go, I must have missed it.
Speaker 2: Pandemic No. Twenty thirteen. So my favorite brownies that I
Speaker 2: used to get in every grocery store, every candy store,
Speaker 2: the little little nut, the little walnut in it, little walnuts.
Speaker 2: And then they had let that that thick layer of
Speaker 2: chocolate you could peel off. Yes, it was like gue
Speaker 2: each falklate. Oh yeah, they don't make that anymore. They don't.
Speaker 2: I'm devastated. I know it took me ten years to
Speaker 2: miss them, but now that I miss them, our Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: our Brooklyn Intimates Entimens. Yeah, they don't make the maple
Speaker 2: cake anymore. No, but they're coming out with Intimate's ice
Speaker 2: cream sandwiches. Google them. Oh, google it right now. You're
Speaker 2: gonna there's like three four different kinds. Oh, I'm in
Speaker 2: for that. And with with the chocolate donut as like
Speaker 2: the the sandwich as the sandwich donuts. The best, actually
Speaker 2: the best cake on the planet is the Intimate's chocolate
Speaker 2: do they're making ice cream sandwiches from Intimates Intimen's ice
Speaker 2: Cream sandwiches. Look them up. And if you know what
Speaker 2: Intimates is. It used to be a Brooklyn thing then
Speaker 2: in turn regional and I think it's national now, right,
Speaker 2: I think it's national. Now, Okay, that's not you need
Speaker 2: to move. They don't make as many of the products
Speaker 2: as they used to. They discontinue No, no, because other
Speaker 2: companies buy them. And then they're like they trim it
Speaker 2: down because they want to make a profit. That we
Speaker 2: needs profits. We don't need profit. Bring back to Brownie,
Speaker 2: you son of a bit. We need a profit, Brony,
Speaker 2: we need to make profits now. No, I want to
Speaker 2: talk dog Penis, where's your boy? Wait? We got to
Speaker 2: take a break. We've got to make some profits, damn it.
Speaker 2: All right, past, I'm trying to get him on the line.
Speaker 2: All right, he's in me. We should do talkbacks at
Speaker 2: some point, Yeah, we could do talkbacks. I don't know.
Speaker 2: This was the segment He's like, I'll be there for
Speaker 2: you guys. I'll be there for you guys. And we
Speaker 2: keep pushing and pushing and pushing, and here we are
Speaker 2: in our last segment and we don't have him on
Speaker 2: the phone. Well, I teased something on the share nos
Speaker 2: the Speaking Volumes podcast. I'm sorry, speaking Speaking Vibes might
Speaker 2: as well be the share Nose podcast, wasn't it. What
Speaker 2: do I get that name? Share Noses is one of
Speaker 2: the features that she does. Oh right right, yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: So I teased something on that podcast that we can
Speaker 2: talk about this point we haven't talked about yet. It
Speaker 2: happened on the cruise I went on with my wife
Speaker 2: mm hm. We went to dinner at a restaurant on
Speaker 2: the Royal Caribbean ship called Wonderland, which is all Alison
Speaker 2: Wonderland themed, right, really good incredible food, but that they
Speaker 2: make the food look like stuff like some of these
Speaker 2: places that makes creative food, like they look like the
Speaker 2: mush shooms like we're made out of like merangue. And
Speaker 2: that was craziness. Anyway, So the photographer comes over. My
Speaker 2: wife is sitting in a giant chair like an Alice
Speaker 2: in Wonderland royal chair. And he says, oh, let me
Speaker 2: get a picture of you two. You know what they do.
Speaker 2: They charge you like thirty bucks for the picture if
Speaker 2: you want it. So he goes, I'll go, I'll may
Speaker 2: take a picture of you, you guys. So I go
Speaker 2: around and I get on my knee so I could
Speaker 2: be at the same height as my wife in the chair.
Speaker 2: And he says to he says to my wife, He
Speaker 2: says to me, rather, we'll get closer. Act like your
Speaker 2: lover they you know, cuddle, act like your lover, you know,
Speaker 2: like you know, like get romantic. So I said. So
Speaker 2: I looked at him. You know I can do him provs.
Speaker 2: I looked at him straight in the face. I went, sir,
Speaker 2: this is my sister. That's kind of weird. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean I
Speaker 2: assumed you were a couple. Oh please, forgive me, forgive me,
Speaker 2: forgive me, forgive me, forgive me. That's funny. And I said, no,
Speaker 2: I'm only kidding. It's my wife. I'm only kidding. He goes, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: you scared me. He goes, ah, I messed up once before,
Speaker 2: and I thought I messed up again. I said, what happened?
Speaker 2: What did you do? He said, I'm so embarrassed. I
Speaker 2: messed up. I happened. He goes, well, there was a couple,
Speaker 2: a husband and wife, and uh, she was pregnant. And
Speaker 2: so when he got next to her for the picture,
Speaker 2: I said, why don't you you know, uh uh do
Speaker 2: a picture where you put your hands on the baby
Speaker 2: and kiss the baby. And she says, I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2: Oh ouch. So he basically called her fat. Never assumed
Speaker 2: so much pregnant never ever. Oh my god, that is
Speaker 2: rule number one. I learned that years ago, years ago.
Speaker 2: So he told this guy to basically kiss his wife's
Speaker 2: pregnant belly and she's just heavy. I love that. So
Speaker 2: he thought he fucked up again when I said, no,
Speaker 2: she's my sister. So that's why he got like, yeah,
Speaker 2: remember the time we were out of a play. We
Speaker 2: were and we were on the street. We met a
Speaker 2: couple of listeners and this guy was like in his
Speaker 2: sixties and he was with a girl like in her
Speaker 2: mid twenties, and he's like, Oh, it's great to be
Speaker 2: out here. We're having a great time. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: so you brought your daughter to the city to the show.
Speaker 2: That's not my daughter, that's my girlfriend. Tall foot in mouth,
Speaker 2: the whole morning show. I did this in front of everybody. Elvis,
Speaker 2: the whole crew is there, and I'm like, uh, okay,
Speaker 2: sorry about that. Yeah, so well, all right, I did
Speaker 2: that to someone that you know, we were at a
Speaker 2: thing together and he and his wife had had a baby.
Speaker 2: I want to say, a year ago, you know, to
Speaker 2: this event, maybe eleven months, ten months, whatever, And I
Speaker 2: don't often, didn't often see his wife and she comes
Speaker 2: to this event and you know, again, this is like
Speaker 2: fifteen years ago. She looked like she was pregnant again,
Speaker 2: like the way that she was recovering from pregnancy. She
Speaker 2: was heavy in the belly area, but not heavy everywhere else.
Speaker 2: And I know that's normal. I know that now, and
Speaker 2: I allowed the way you do it closes heavy in
Speaker 2: the middle. Yeah. Sorry, So I said to the guy song, Hey,
Speaker 2: congratulations on the you know on uh you know, I'm
Speaker 2: pregnant again. Yeah, and he's licensed to me because uh
Speaker 2: well all right man, but you know the baby's like
Speaker 2: eleven months old. But that's so so I quickly backed
Speaker 2: out of that park verse and I went, yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: but I haven't really seen you. And I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you go. Being the father three, I was just saying, man, congratulations,
Speaker 2: you know, kick saving. But for a second, I went
Speaker 2: like the record scratch sound effect, like I hit the
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, she's not pregnant again.
Speaker 2: I thought like there was a turnaround, like, you know,
Speaker 2: the baby's like out? Can me get another one going?
Speaker 2: So I saved myself there. He gave me the out.
Speaker 2: We got some talkbacks. Oh, if you're watching on the
Speaker 2: air listening on the iHeart radio app, feel free to
Speaker 2: hit the microphone leave us a talk back on to
Speaker 2: what we're saying. Let's see what even by the way,
Speaker 2: even if you listen on another app like Spotify, if
Speaker 2: you want to tell us something, then just open up
Speaker 2: the Diheart app and leave a message. You enough have
Speaker 2: to leave the talk back the second you hear something
Speaker 2: that's true. Most people do it in the moment, though
Speaker 2: I found.
Speaker 10: Rody during the duck Heart you missed a grammar. He
Speaker 10: said my friend and me, oh, me, wouldn't go to
Speaker 10: the place.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and the sentences my friend you.
Speaker 10: Were infatuated with the duckhearts, which, by the way, I'm
Speaker 10: gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna take a pass on that one.
Speaker 2: Wow, kicking off second, going strong, starting strong here on
Speaker 2: the talkbacks. Okay, I don't remember the exact line Scary used,
Speaker 2: and I do like the analogy, well, the explanation that
Speaker 2: you wouldn't say me without the first I get it.
Speaker 2: But if Scary said, oh, I went I was at
Speaker 2: the restaurant with uh, it was just Mike and me.
Speaker 2: That's that's grammatically correct. But I started the sentence with
Speaker 2: my friend and me, or me and me and my friend.
Speaker 2: That's okay. Well that's bad. No, you can't say me
Speaker 2: and my friend because you wouldn't say me went to
Speaker 2: the restaurant. All right, I can't the sentence with the
Speaker 2: word me. There are no sentences that start with this
Speaker 2: the word me. I don't care anymore, all right, Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 10: Brooklyn boy down here in southwest Florida. Dolphin is actually
Speaker 10: a fish. The things you guys are thinking of of
Speaker 10: the are called porpoise or poor buy. But a dolphin
Speaker 10: is actually a fish.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 10: So when you say would you eat dolphin? Would you
Speaker 10: eat dolphin?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what mahi mahi is. Hello, lady?
Speaker 2: Is it? Okay? So hold on? You know rule number
Speaker 2: one of correcting people, be correct, be correct. Dolphin are mammals.
Speaker 2: Mahi mahi is not a dolphin. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: get into it, but mahi mahi is a third cousin
Speaker 2: of a dolphin, and it's not a dolphin. And as
Speaker 2: far as a porpoise, hold on, I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: the difference is. I want to give you the exact
Speaker 2: mahi maya. Mahi mahi is a fish and dolphin is
Speaker 2: a mammal. But wait a second, it is porpoises. Although
Speaker 2: they are similar in appearance to dolphins, are more closely
Speaker 2: related to narwhals and belugas. That's because of the hump
Speaker 2: on their head. They're a different shaped head. But I
Speaker 2: assure you they are mammals, all right. And I don't
Speaker 2: know why you wouldn't look at look that up. And
Speaker 2: a mammal gives birth? Is that what makes it a mammal?
Speaker 2: It gives actually gives birth like you know, like we
Speaker 2: do like humans. Mahi mahi are known as dolphin fish. Okay,
Speaker 2: but they're not dolphins. They're not dolphins. That's like a
Speaker 2: sea monkey. It's not really a monkey, right, Okay, glad
Speaker 2: we cleared that up. Spider crabs.
Speaker 10: I've been on five this episode, three in or not
Speaker 10: four and one? Ooh you guys got me going going,
Speaker 10: oh yeah, brother, bring it on back now, finish it strong.
Speaker 2: Wow. Some people like to imbibe in the liquor while
Speaker 2: they are watching and listening listening to the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 2: By the way, mahi mahia called dolphin fish, guys. They
Speaker 2: swim ahead of ships like dolphins. Are we still on
Speaker 2: that dolphins or mammals. That's why back in the day
Speaker 2: when people wanted to when the Dolphins would play football,
Speaker 2: people and other teams would say, squish the fish, and
Speaker 2: then Dolphins fans would go fish mammals, So dolphins and mammals.
Speaker 2: I still like the way he was tying one on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, it's number five now, Oh Jesus cows
Speaker 3: have actually been found to have best friends and have
Speaker 3: very complicated emotions.
Speaker 10: However, that's rare. File steaks, free steaks.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you these guys Brody's free Steaks. He's on time.
Speaker 10: I'm seeing a connection there, Ah, Brodie's Freeze steakup day.
Speaker 2: I could smell the liquor on this guy's breath. He apologized.
Speaker 2: He sent me a DM and he said, I'm just apologizing.
Speaker 2: I left you three voicemails. Oh, here comes another two
Speaker 2: and it's Brodie's Steak dinner update.
Speaker 10: Okay, so quick, way too many. Sorry. A very humane
Speaker 10: way to kill crustaceans, fish, anything is to freeze them, actually,
Speaker 10: and that's scientifically what the scientists do, because they slowly
Speaker 10: fall asleep like you are, and go as a poise
Speaker 10: to being dripped in boiling water. It sounds crazy, but.
Speaker 2: It's but it's cut off. He got cut off. Here
Speaker 2: here's part two of that Brody Scary Scary.
Speaker 10: I'm Brody from Twitter and Youngstown.
Speaker 4: I would probably go to Amby.
Speaker 8: Beach for a few days, go out and party, hit
Speaker 8: up strip club like how Scary loves.
Speaker 10: That kind of stuff and Brody go out and have
Speaker 10: a fun.
Speaker 9: Maybe go sit out by the pool, have a little
Speaker 9: cocktail and just two out.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not a strip club guy, but okay, no
Speaker 2: scary is it by the pool guy where the girls
Speaker 2: are with the bottle service. He likes the bottle service.
Speaker 2: I like the bottle service. Not a strip club guy.
Speaker 5: Here you go, Brody, Serious question from someone in rural America.
Speaker 5: Do you not mow your lawn because you you don't
Speaker 5: want to or like you don't know how? Because and
Speaker 5: where we are, like you don't, we don't hire people
Speaker 5: to mow our lawns. So like, is it, like, why
Speaker 5: do you have to hire someone to mow your lawn?
Speaker 5: Serious question, just curious.
Speaker 2: I'll answer that, go for it. I'll answer that. I'm
Speaker 2: going to generalize a little bit, but I would say
Speaker 2: probably if you live in a rural area, and if
Speaker 2: you live like like, you know, really rural, you probably
Speaker 2: have a giant property. You probably have a riding mower,
Speaker 2: right you, Probably it was worthwhile to pay for a
Speaker 2: riding more nice John Dee or whatever and get on
Speaker 2: it and ride around mow the lawn. You probably have
Speaker 2: the space for it too, right. I'm from Brooklyn where
Speaker 2: there was three trees on the block. I didn't grow
Speaker 2: up knowing how to mow my lawn. And then when
Speaker 2: you get old enough to buy a home and you've
Speaker 2: reached a point in your life where you can afford
Speaker 2: a home, because the homes are crazy in our area,
Speaker 2: the last thing I want to do as an adult
Speaker 2: is mow my lawn. So everyone, I would say, either
Speaker 2: the twenty five houses on the block, twenty six or
Speaker 2: whatever it is, eighty percent of the people hire a
Speaker 2: lawn service. To hire services. They seed the lawn, they
Speaker 2: fertilize the lawn, they trim the lawn, they trim the hedges,
Speaker 2: they do all the stuff I'm not qualified to do
Speaker 2: now could after working two jobs for twenty four years,
Speaker 2: the last thing I want to do is come home
Speaker 2: and do more work. So I find my time is
Speaker 2: more valuable. I would rather pay someone who's better at
Speaker 2: it a nominal fee to do the work so I
Speaker 2: don't have to also have a bad back, so I
Speaker 2: don't want to push the lawn more around. And it's
Speaker 2: not it's not that it's not noble. It's not that
Speaker 2: it's not If that's what you do, great, But I
Speaker 2: didn't grow up where my dad was like son and
Speaker 2: learn how to mow the lawn. Yeah, I didn't. I
Speaker 2: washed the car because he was like, go wash the car.
Speaker 2: He's a shammy. But no, I raise Gary. I think
Speaker 2: maybe if you make good on that.
Speaker 10: Steak dinner finally, maybe Brody will invite you to the
Speaker 10: pool just fun.
Speaker 2: No one has nothing to do with the other, and
Speaker 2: I hurt. I repaid him twice on the steak dinner.
Speaker 2: Go listen to my excuses on the other everybody knows you.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows you. Nope, paid in full. Liar, liar, Hey scary,
Speaker 2: Maybe Brody will invite you to actually give him his
Speaker 2: two people in a row now that are completely wrong
Speaker 2: and don't know David Brody. I'm never getting the invite
Speaker 2: to his backyard, not a shot. Hey, Scary, what's that there, Brody.
Speaker 2: I'll pause that I'll invite you on a rainy day
Speaker 2: to come to go in the pool, and you'll say, no, man,
Speaker 2: it's raining, and then I'll claim for years that I
Speaker 2: invited you and you turned it down the way you
Speaker 2: try to detect the canty.
Speaker 9: Scary and Brody. Michael here from originally from Brooklyn, Slice
Speaker 9: for Life fifty four. Hey, I think you guys should
Speaker 9: take a vacation together and the Keys. That's when Nate
Speaker 9: just went, you don't have to go all the way
Speaker 9: down to Key West, but you could do Marathon Key
Speaker 9: nice hotels, nice beaches, Jets, Keys and Brody does a
Speaker 9: pool there for you, so you don't have to get
Speaker 9: into the ocean and you'll have some fun.
Speaker 2: We'll love it, really, guys, Jets, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I like that idea vacation.
Speaker 11: Together, guarden and under a bush. And then my poor
Speaker 11: Meatball was nothing but mush mush nice for life, y'all
Speaker 11: love you?
Speaker 2: Ah nice that of the second version of the Meatball song. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, how about this one over here? We're rolling,
Speaker 2: We're cooking, We're cooking another talk back.
Speaker 12: Hey, guys, this is Lee from last week. I'm scary.
Speaker 12: I just wanted to say I had over a week
Speaker 12: two weeks now to think about this, and I am
Speaker 12: only going to half say that scary is wrong. Like
Speaker 12: the other half, I'm going to say that, like Ghania
Speaker 12: and Sam, we're also partially wrong.
Speaker 2: So okay, have a good day, guys. This was talking
Speaker 2: about the time when we were in my car at
Speaker 2: the gas station and the guy came up with the
Speaker 2: Jesus pamphlets and Gandhi and Sam tried to pick a
Speaker 2: fight with the guy and talk back to him, and
Speaker 2: all I want to do is keep by no clean,
Speaker 2: take the pamphlet and say thank you very much because
Speaker 2: they didn't want the guy to beat the shit out
Speaker 2: of my car or me or the girls. But okay,
Speaker 2: that's how he feels. And this is a good time
Speaker 2: to remind people. If you're going to reference something from
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago, you gotta tell us what
Speaker 2: you're set it up, tell us what you're talking. Set
Speaker 2: it up, set it up, shut it up full Send
Speaker 2: Hi b boys.
Speaker 4: Christine from Saddlebrook.
Speaker 13: You have some vacation ideas for you guys. The keys,
Speaker 13: the key, any key is fabulous.
Speaker 2: Look at this again, Nashville.
Speaker 13: I know there's no beach there, but it's still fabulous Nashville.
Speaker 13: And then Kiawa Island in South Carolina. Really nice jet skis,
Speaker 13: good food, et cetera, et cetera. Romantic guys, have fun
Speaker 13: wherever you go.
Speaker 2: Thank you romantic. If we go to South Carolina, I
Speaker 2: could knock on the door of Sam, who left me
Speaker 2: a bad review on eBay. That's right, I have his address.
Speaker 2: Oh but think about that. I like that. I like
Speaker 2: the keys idea. That's two in a row.
Speaker 6: Danny donc A chiming in on the conversation with Gandhi
Speaker 6: from the one of the last.
Speaker 2: Episodes, well done.
Speaker 6: I'm kind of agreeing with Scary on this. Although I
Speaker 6: am a white male, I'm not Catholic or Christian, but
Speaker 6: I think being rational with an irrational person does not
Speaker 6: make sense, and I think him trying to diffuse the
Speaker 6: situation was the right way to go anyways. Doesn't just
Speaker 6: care about his car, is looking out more for everyone.
Speaker 2: Of course, that's a man with a lot of sense,
Speaker 2: right there. I like you. How many did you just
Speaker 2: go digging through to find that one? No, I'm playing
Speaker 2: them in order, buddy, Danny dimes again.
Speaker 9: I just want to add.
Speaker 7: I don't get Sam and Gandhi's perspective just because I
Speaker 7: haven't lived the life they lived, so it's kind of
Speaker 7: tough to see what they've been through in the past.
Speaker 7: Versus was scary myself.
Speaker 6: I've been through in the past scary, and I am.
Speaker 2: All right, don't retract on it, don't walk it back.
Speaker 2: You're on my side. I heard a little hesitation. My
Speaker 2: second dog is Danny Diamond, Danny Dimes. Again, just want
Speaker 2: to say I disagree with scary Danny Dimes. I've been
Speaker 2: giving it's a lot of thought. And well, tall Darry,
Speaker 2: you let me down because we've come to the end
Speaker 2: of this and uh, we're we're out. Yeah, we're out
Speaker 2: of gas, out of time and we will have to
Speaker 2: get him next time. Damn it. Well hard dog penis,
Speaker 2: we don't get to talk about the erect dog. No,
Speaker 2: this is you know what this We're gonna We're gonna prolonged.
Speaker 2: We're gonna prolong this. We're gonna leave We're gonna leave
Speaker 2: the penis out the same way it was out for
Speaker 2: the dog. We're gonna leave it out for another week. Oh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to let it hang for another week,
Speaker 2: if you know what I'm saying. Yep, Look, we're not
Speaker 2: putting the lipstick back in the tube. Sorry, guys, I
Speaker 2: know you're disappointed that we don't get the doggy dick
Speaker 2: conversation on the that was and by the way, we
Speaker 2: were most excited to give you that this week. And
Speaker 2: you would you please admit to the slices that you
Speaker 2: tease the doggy Dick. Just say to them, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I teased the doggy dick. I'm sorry I teased the
Speaker 2: doggy dick. How long did you do that? For the
Speaker 2: whole podcast? I teased, Wow, you tease the doggy dick
Speaker 2: the whole the wather it was hard so long. Sorry,
Speaker 2: Look at him. He's in London time, you know, through
Speaker 2: the tulips with his girlfriend this weekend. Yeah. Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 2: Boys