WEBVTT - #255: Skeery Slept With a Man In Paris

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start up.

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<v Speaker 2>Dot dot Up.

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<v Speaker 1>They making noise, dot up, start up, dot dot up.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode two fifty five, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Whoa, Whoa?

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<v Speaker 2>Will you the voice? No else? Can I do a podcast? Nope? Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>not doing quiet Storm. Not doing that. That's not Quiet Storm.

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<v Speaker 2>And just talk about what just happened? What just happened? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I just popped in onto your other podcast. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 2>Wreaking Volumes with Shared, Scary and Share. So explain to

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<v Speaker 2>people how they can see what we just did. You

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<v Speaker 2>guys were running long and I was tired of waiting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that was crazy. So even though Brodie and I do

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<v Speaker 2>an audio podcast, we still pop up on video, so

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<v Speaker 2>we share the same studio virtual studio that I use

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<v Speaker 2>for Share when we record the podcast Speaking Volumes. So

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<v Speaker 2>Brody was like, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, we're over the

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<v Speaker 2>time limit time for me to jump on. So Brody

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<v Speaker 2>just busted in to the Speaking Volumes podcast like the

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<v Speaker 2>Kool Aid Man on camera. He's like, okay, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like the Kool Aid Man where it's a large pitcher

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<v Speaker 2>that breaks through a wall. But yes, I did bust in. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>he busted into the podcast, which was really funny. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can actually listen to that or actually watch

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<v Speaker 2>it's better to watch it on the shares YouTube channel.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be posting links to that on my Instagram at

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones. And what's the name of her podcast channel.

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<v Speaker 2>It's us It's Speaking Volumes. So yeah, that's okay. We're

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<v Speaker 2>at Share Cassenza. She's got a YouTube page, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll see it there. But anyway, okay, we're gonna post

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<v Speaker 2>I'll probably post a clip of us, the three of us,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's a nice crouss promote for the Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, one of these days slices, Brody's gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, Scary, Let's do video one of these

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<v Speaker 2>days for the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I'm just saying, but okay, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>you giving me the silent treatment. Now, what are we

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<v Speaker 2>in the fucking fifth grade? The fifth grade? Well, you

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<v Speaker 2>can see my face now because we we're video you

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<v Speaker 2>can see my silent treatment. Yeah, but no, I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh speaking of video. Yeah, and again there's a reason

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<v Speaker 2>I did the video for this. What I'm about to

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<v Speaker 2>mention and not our podcast s n Y, which is

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<v Speaker 2>Sports Net New York. It's the Mets Sports Network here

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<v Speaker 2>in the New York metropolitan area and if you have

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<v Speaker 2>it on your satellite or cable system or you stream it.

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<v Speaker 2>So one of our former interns, Sam, another female Sam,

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<v Speaker 2>not Sam, the producer who's still with the show, Blonde. Sam,

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<v Speaker 2>got a job working at SNY and she came up

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<v Speaker 2>with a great idea for a new show. When the

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<v Speaker 2>Mets have off and there's no game, let's give the

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<v Speaker 2>Mets fans something to watch in the meantime. So there's

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<v Speaker 2>a show called Mets Day Off Live and every week

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<v Speaker 2>they have a different two guests on the show. And

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<v Speaker 2>last week I was one of the guests along with

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<v Speaker 2>Jerry Blevens who used to pitch for the Mets and

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<v Speaker 2>the Braves and the A's. I was on with a

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<v Speaker 2>major league player. Where was this on TV? No, It

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<v Speaker 2>was a live podcast on S and Y's YouTube channel.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can either go to S and Y's YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>channel and click on lives right because if you just

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<v Speaker 2>go to the videos, there's other videos, but there's a

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<v Speaker 2>section for the lives, or you can go to my

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<v Speaker 2>Twitter where it's pinned. It's my most recent tweet or

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<v Speaker 2>just search for sn y and the Mets and me

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<v Speaker 2>and okay, good, this is great, Brodie, you're getting h Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So this video I was on for like thirty seven

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<v Speaker 2>minutes and I was talking baseball with the host of

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<v Speaker 2>the TV show and Jerry who's on Baseball Night in

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<v Speaker 2>New York and a former Major league pitcher, and me

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<v Speaker 2>talking about pitching. Phenomenal. That's great. Please check that out

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<v Speaker 2>now check expert. By the way, you didn't never played baseball?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever left a review on Yelp for a

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant you went to? Do you need to be a

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<v Speaker 2>chef to enjoy and critique food. I am a student

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<v Speaker 2>of baseball and love the ins and outs and intricate season.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm knowledgeable about the Mets. And you've studied studied

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<v Speaker 2>the game. You've studied the game. Yes, so we talked

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<v Speaker 2>about baseballs. Are being ejected? Yeah? So now it was

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<v Speaker 2>episode two. Episode one was co hosted by a guy

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<v Speaker 2>who does a Mets YouTube blog podcast. He does a

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<v Speaker 2>weekly uh you know video thing and right now he

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<v Speaker 2>has more views on his YouTube on the on the

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube version than I do because everyone's watching mine on

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<v Speaker 2>Twitter Okay, So if you happen to click on the

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube link, I appreciate the views. Thank you here. You'll

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<v Speaker 2>have me back a little commercial for that. That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't get I didn't get paid. How is

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<v Speaker 2>it for free? How is your week? Has your week

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<v Speaker 2>been doing well? Brody? Have you been doing okay? Getting

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<v Speaker 2>into fights lately? Well, I had a situation at a

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<v Speaker 2>Chinese restaurant and I'm very excited to talk about that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I had a fight with US Postal Service. God man

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<v Speaker 2>having a fight with an asshole on eBay Jesus and

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<v Speaker 2>I had a fight with the Best Buy rewards the

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<v Speaker 2>vision of their credit card department. Yeah, I've had some.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had.

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<v Speaker 2>Your day is full of negativity, Your day is full

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<v Speaker 2>of angst and just having to be right. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not about having to be right like today, I have

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<v Speaker 2>to when we were done with this, I have to

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<v Speaker 2>call Bloomingdale's. But how is it because they charged me

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<v Speaker 2>thirty dollars late feet when I wasn't late? Why is

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<v Speaker 2>it that more people rip you off than anyone I know? No,

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<v Speaker 2>they attempt to rip me off, but they don't okay,

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<v Speaker 2>rip off attempts. I feel like no, you're targeted at

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<v Speaker 2>this point. Okay, well, because I don't feel like I've

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<v Speaker 2>been ever, you know, not many attempts to rip me

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<v Speaker 2>off on my a day to day basis. Or do

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<v Speaker 2>I just let it roll off my shoulder easily? Do

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<v Speaker 2>I just think you do it? What do you do

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<v Speaker 2>all day? You go to work, you come home, you

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<v Speaker 2>hang around, then you go to a rooftop bar. Where

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<v Speaker 2>is anyone going to rip you off? And you got

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<v Speaker 2>to a restaurant to drink, come home? Yeah, I know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you don't care. You drink so much you don't

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<v Speaker 2>even notice. Is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>When was the last time you walked into a Chinese

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant for takeout? And and you know what, every time

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<v Speaker 2>you use Uber Eats or any of those food service

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<v Speaker 2>problems delivery systems, you have a problem. Oh there is time, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>every time. But the best part is they've got the

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<v Speaker 2>best customer service because all I do is report the

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<v Speaker 2>problem that I got screwed, and then they give him

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<v Speaker 2>a money back without even dealing with a human half

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<v Speaker 2>the time, and and and prior to my teachings, you

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<v Speaker 2>would have let it slide. Maybe I don't know all

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<v Speaker 2>that shit's lie now, you know. So part of my Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me tell you. One of the things I'm having

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<v Speaker 2>a problem with right now is your fault. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 2>what is mine? You gave me something. You gave me

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<v Speaker 2>something to sell for you, which I posted on eBay.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll call it a flirp. You gave me this flirt

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<v Speaker 2>that you had unopened and new in the box. Flirt.

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<v Speaker 2>You say, Brody, can you sell us flirt? It's sitting

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<v Speaker 2>around my house. I'll give you. I'll give you. I

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<v Speaker 2>get a percentage. I said, yeah, I'm chilling on the

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<v Speaker 2>couch watching Mets games. I'll sell you flirt for you.

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<v Speaker 2>So I put it up and it was up for

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<v Speaker 2>a few weeks. I had a lower the price a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of times, and I finally sold the flirp for

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<v Speaker 2>fifty two dollars. And this is what I complained about

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of weeks ago when I was talking about

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<v Speaker 2>eBay ripping me off. Right, So it was twelve seventy

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<v Speaker 2>five to ship your flirp. Yeah, plus tax, The whole

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<v Speaker 2>thing was like sixty eight dollars. Okay, that's what the

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<v Speaker 2>total was that the buyer paid sure, and I shipped

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<v Speaker 2>it to South Carolina to some guy to enjoy the flirp. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I printed the label and as soon as you print

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<v Speaker 2>the label on eBay, you get a tracking number, and

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<v Speaker 2>then when you bring it to the post office, they

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<v Speaker 2>will scan it and then the tracking number goes in

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<v Speaker 2>the system. You follow me, so far, so far, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>So most post offices have a ledge that says prepaid packages,

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<v Speaker 2>put them here. You don't need to wait online. You

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<v Speaker 2>just put the box on the shelf and when they

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<v Speaker 2>get to it, they scan them all and they're done, right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went in on a Tuesday. It on a Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it was, let's just say, the eleventh of

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<v Speaker 2>the month, and I I print out the label on

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<v Speaker 2>the tenth. I went in the next day and I

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<v Speaker 2>dropped it on the ledge. I waved to the person

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<v Speaker 2>who worked there, and she was like, yep, right, there's good.

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<v Speaker 2>And I left. Five days later, the buyer of the

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<v Speaker 2>flurp messages with me on eBay and says, hey, there's

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<v Speaker 2>no tracking information on the FLIRP. I went and put

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<v Speaker 2>in the number that you gave and that eBay provided

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<v Speaker 2>and there's no record of So I said, all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>no problem. Hold tight, I'll go into the post office

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow and i'll find out what's going on. When into

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<v Speaker 2>the post office, says, oh, we're having problems where the

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<v Speaker 2>tracking numbers aren't showing up on systems and a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people have been complaining about that. But don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>Your package is on the way. So I brote the

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<v Speaker 2>guy back. I said, your package is on the way.

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<v Speaker 2>The flip will be there any day now. He says, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Great. So

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<v Speaker 2>four or five days later, he doesn't have the package.

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<v Speaker 2>He says, I didn't get the package. So I filed

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<v Speaker 2>a complaint with United Postal Service and they said we'll

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<v Speaker 2>take care of it. Give us until give us three days.

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<v Speaker 2>I told the guy. He says, all right, I'll wait

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<v Speaker 2>three days. I said, great, thank you for your patience.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so nice to be patient. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>could have happened, but I mailed it. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>where the package is. So then he says, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll wait. And then two days later, after saying he'd

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<v Speaker 2>weighed three days, he files a report that he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>get the package and he wants a full refund. So

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<v Speaker 2>I hit him up and I said, hey man, he said,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna wait three days. Well, I counted yesterday as

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<v Speaker 2>a day, and now it's two days. I reported it.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, no, but the post office is investigating. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I want my money or I want the item. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I totally understand that. Let's see what the post office says.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know eBay is going to refund your money.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna be out the money. Don't worry. And

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I have one hundred percent feedback. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I should say this, I've been doing eBay for over

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<v Speaker 2>twenty years. I have one hundred percent feedback, which I

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<v Speaker 2>put in all my posts. One hundred percent feedback. You

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<v Speaker 2>can trust me. I've never had a problem. I go

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<v Speaker 2>out of my way to be nice to everybody. It's surprisingly,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, yep. And so I said, look, I have

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent positive feedback. I'm a great guy. You

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<v Speaker 2>will get your flirp or you get your money back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a win win for you. You have no to worry about. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>at the worst case, I'm out the money, which means

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<v Speaker 2>scary is out the money, which means we're screwed. But

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to get your money back. So eBay comes

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<v Speaker 2>to me and says, what do you want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, well, give him his money back if the

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<v Speaker 2>package isn't found by a certain day, giving you money back.

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<v Speaker 2>So the post office gets back to me and said,

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<v Speaker 2>we will have this case closed by May seventh, and

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<v Speaker 2>in the event that we can't find it, we'll refund

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<v Speaker 2>your money because you have one hundred can a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>This is getting really convoluted, but go for it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're okay. So the thing closes out, he gets

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<v Speaker 2>his money back and I write him real quick, scary.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, hey, sorry, this didn't work out. Sorry they

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<v Speaker 2>lost your package. Good luck getting your next package. Have

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<v Speaker 2>a wonderful weekend. He goes, hey, man, same to you,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks for being so cool. Great. An hour and a

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<v Speaker 2>half later, I get an alert on my phone. You

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<v Speaker 2>have received negative feedback. This guy left me a negative

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<v Speaker 2>review on eBay because of your flurp, even though I

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<v Speaker 2>was nice to him. So I wrote him back. I said, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>why'd you leave me a negative comment? Yay, have a

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<v Speaker 2>nice weekend, so nice. Everybody's great, and he goes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get my item. I don't know you could

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<v Speaker 2>be scamming me. What So now I have a ninety

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<v Speaker 2>point nine rating. It went down. My rating's ruined. So

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<v Speaker 2>I wrote him back and I said, I said, hey man, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought the transaction was complete, right, So I said,

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<v Speaker 2>hey man, listen, you got your money back. I wish

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<v Speaker 2>you good luck. You know, I went to the post

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<v Speaker 2>office twice. I reported it to the post I did

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<v Speaker 2>everything I was supposed to do. Can you please change

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<v Speaker 2>your response back? You're ruining my selling ability, he wrote,

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<v Speaker 2>I see no evidence of anything other than wrongdoing on

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<v Speaker 2>your part, and until you can prove to me the

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<v Speaker 2>post Office is taking responsibility, I refuse to change my

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<v Speaker 2>review of you. Well, fuck you. So I called eBay

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, hey, this guy's being a prick to me.

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<v Speaker 2>You can look at our messages and see how nice

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<v Speaker 2>I was right, and see how I'm polite. And I

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<v Speaker 2>kept him informed and I said, you got to take

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<v Speaker 2>this off. He goes, well, we don't normally do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, this is ruining my night. You got to

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<v Speaker 2>So eBay went in and they went in three days,

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<v Speaker 2>you will be changed back to one hundred percent. So

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<v Speaker 2>we will strike that because he's inconsiderate. So I wrote

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<v Speaker 2>him back and I said, you know what, you can

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<v Speaker 2>take your narcissistic attitude and shove it. eBay is putting

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<v Speaker 2>me back to one hundred percent. So fuck you. So

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm glad I didn't say fuck you. I said, so,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, you can keep your review. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't get the flip. Enjoy your life. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>imagine being such a nasty prick that you leave someone

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<v Speaker 2>a negative review, even though it was not my fault.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants me to burn You gave it. At the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the day, you gave him the money back.

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<v Speaker 2>That shows right there that that you weren't around him. Wow. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you Sam from South Carolina. Another Sam, Fuck you, Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine that I didn't care that, I said. I was

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<v Speaker 2>upset about it. I'm like, you got your money, but

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<v Speaker 2>I've been nice to you every step of the way.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to see proof. How can I prove to

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<v Speaker 2>you a negative I can't prove they lost it. I

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<v Speaker 2>can only tell you. So, I said, so, what are

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<v Speaker 2>the options? See this scary? What could have been the

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<v Speaker 2>other option? I paid thirteen dollars for the label and

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<v Speaker 2>I kept it. I kept the flirt and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>ship it. You might as well at this point, knowing

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<v Speaker 2>that he's an asshole, you I keep it, you keep

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<v Speaker 2>it em. So where's the flirp? No idea? Where the

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<v Speaker 2>flip is? The Flip's gone a second. No, now that's

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<v Speaker 2>a fight. That's a fight. I need you to fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Find it with the post office. Don't they owe your money?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't there some kind of insurance going on here? What

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<v Speaker 2>I said to Sam from South Carolina? I said, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, For all I know, you took advantage of

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that there's no tracking information. You could have

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<v Speaker 2>received the FLIRP. You reported that you never got the flirp,

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<v Speaker 2>and you got your money back. I should leave a

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<v Speaker 2>negative review on you. But guess why EBA hasn't let

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<v Speaker 2>you do that anymore. You can't leave a negative review

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<v Speaker 2>on the buyer. You can't. You can only leave a

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<v Speaker 2>positive review. Nope, can't leave a negative view on the buyer.

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<v Speaker 2>Why Otherwise I would have written twelve paragraphs why? Because

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<v Speaker 2>they don't because they don't want you being vindictive like

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to be. Why Yeah, But but you

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<v Speaker 2>see that's where eBay is wrong, because if you were

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<v Speaker 2>able to leave a negative on the buyer, he would

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<v Speaker 2>he would think twice before leaving a negative on you,

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<v Speaker 2>because you guys could you guys could be vindictive to

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<v Speaker 2>each other. See this is it's unfair, unfair advantage. I

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<v Speaker 2>think eBay did a bad thing by taking away that

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<v Speaker 2>ability thing. eBay wanted buyers to feel comfortable leaving negative

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<v Speaker 2>reviews to the sellers to increase sellers caring more about

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<v Speaker 2>being good, and so there's no The downside is this

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<v Speaker 2>guy has no worries that I'm gonna, you know, right

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<v Speaker 2>back and give him negative review for being a douche.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's your fault. You gave me the flip, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's Scary's fault. That's what I'm going on. Real, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I got one more day, one more day, one more

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<v Speaker 2>day for my hundred percent to go back up. Otherwise

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<v Speaker 2>I got a problem. And then you're gonna sew more

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<v Speaker 2>flips from me. We'll see how this goes. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>sold your sneakers, Yes, sneakers. Sneakers are stolen. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's been five days and the guy hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>paid yet. Five days, five days and I've sent them

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<v Speaker 2>two reminders. What is wrong with people? There are a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of trucks. What kind of people? What kind of client?

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<v Speaker 2>Tele is lurking on eBay these days? Does anyone does

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<v Speaker 2>anyone who's a slice listening still use eBay? I mean

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<v Speaker 2>are they using other things?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? It's like how there's tinder and then there's bumble,

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<v Speaker 2>and then there's hinge, and now Tinder is kind kind

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<v Speaker 2>of considered like the bottom of the barrel. The scum

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<v Speaker 2>of the earth is eBay. That and people have moved

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<v Speaker 2>on to other places to buy things because I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>because honestly I don't know. It does not sound like

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<v Speaker 2>a good crowd of people. I wouldn't want to go

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<v Speaker 2>to that people. These people all have one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 2>positive feedbacks. But speaking I want to I want to

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<v Speaker 2>give a shout out speaking of Facebook, Kristin Marie m

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<v Speaker 2>A R I E. Kristin Marie, what do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>I sent you a video? Did you watch the video

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<v Speaker 2>I sent you? No? So Kristin Marie does a video.

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<v Speaker 2>All her videos are as an old white woman. She's

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<v Speaker 2>a young girl, but she does all her videos as

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<v Speaker 2>like middle aged Midwestern, not middle age like a boomer, right,

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<v Speaker 2>A boomer Woman is her character. So she's typing in

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<v Speaker 2>this video and she says, I want to sell and

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<v Speaker 2>she does a whole bunch of things, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>sell concert tickets, and then she does the old lady

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<v Speaker 2>responding back on Facebook. I have a hard time with

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<v Speaker 2>my ears, so I don't go to concerts and then

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<v Speaker 2>she then she goes, I'm gonna oh, I'd like to

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<v Speaker 2>get put my cat up for adoption, and she types

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<v Speaker 2>and then she does the old lady bitch, I'm allergic

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<v Speaker 2>to cats, so I'm not going to adopt your cat.

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<v Speaker 2>In other words, the whole video is about old people

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<v Speaker 2>how they have to comment on Facebook when you ask

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<v Speaker 2>a question. So she goes, I'm looking for a plumber,

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<v Speaker 2>and then she does the old lady. My son was

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<v Speaker 2>a plumber, but he died in two thousand and seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Just trying to be relatable, Just trying to be relatable. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So it's she it's a great video about all the

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<v Speaker 2>things that people have to put up with when old

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<v Speaker 2>people have to comment. So all right, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go to commercial because I can see your face.

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<v Speaker 4>And Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>God, you like listen, that's my life. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>long situation. I understand there's a long story, but people

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<v Speaker 2>on eBay understand the problem. I guess giving someone negative

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<v Speaker 2>feedback like that, fucking no. I get it, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand it's and it's not right. It's not right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not right. But anyway, you know, I did feel

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<v Speaker 2>bad that I was about five minutes from your house

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<v Speaker 2>last Saturday night and I got a phone to pick

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<v Speaker 2>with you. Yeah, I know, I know. Another bone slices

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<v Speaker 2>Brodie has another bone to pick with me. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>let you tell the story, but when Scary comes, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna let you finish. But best album of all time? What? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks Kanye? Kanye? You just Kanye my tailor. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>let you finish. But Scary over the years has often

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<v Speaker 2>come to the catering hall in the area nice restaurants,

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<v Speaker 2>and he leaves it open ended. He'll text me and say, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be in your backyard, which I assume means

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna jump in my pool. But he's in my neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>What do I do with that? Do I say, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>come over kay? What do I say? Huh?

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<v Speaker 6>So?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened this time? We gotta get you some barbituates. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little wired up. You think, yeah, scary you

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<v Speaker 2>texted me. I'm saying, no, no, no. I felt bad

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<v Speaker 2>at first, but now I don't feel so bad anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll tell you why. So I thought twice before

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<v Speaker 2>calling you and letting you know that I last minute

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<v Speaker 2>planned with my Hoboken friends that we were gonna come

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<v Speaker 2>out to your area and go to an awesome restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>And they redid the place. So I was happy to go,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was gonna be a fantastic time. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, Brody's right there. Let me call him

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<v Speaker 2>right And then I think, wait a second, he's not

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<v Speaker 2>really coming to dinner with us, but let me call

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<v Speaker 2>him anyway and let him know. By the way, you

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<v Speaker 2>did have the opportunity to say, hey, Brody, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be at this restaurant. You should join us. And and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you why I didn't do that, because there's

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<v Speaker 2>part that's a part two to what I'm about to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you. It's to finish part one. So I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about the group of guys I'm going with. He's like

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<v Speaker 2>six of us, and I'm like, mmm, I'm like, does

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<v Speaker 2>Brody fit in this friend group hard? No, he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's strike one. Okay, strike two. These dudes are

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<v Speaker 2>from the school of thought is you come to you come,

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<v Speaker 2>you come to hang, You take a seat at the table,

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<v Speaker 2>you participate in eating and drinking. We're splitting the bill evenly,

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<v Speaker 2>no matter how much or hell littill you eat or drink.

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<v Speaker 2>And and by the way, exactly yeah, and I know you, Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, Brody, Brody first of all, is not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go shot for shot, drink for drink with these guys,

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<v Speaker 2>That's for sure. Because these guys like busting out bottles

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<v Speaker 2>of wine. They like to order seventeen apps, like I do.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think I get that from this? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like Brody's Bertie's like, I'm not gonna eat half of that,

0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:36.320
<v Speaker 2>there's no And these dudes don't itemize bills. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a day. Seven people at the table, the bill comes,

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<v Speaker 2>we divide it by seven, and everybody ate and drank

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<v Speaker 2>like kings. And if you didn't, that's on you, you know,

0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:49.000
<v Speaker 2>meaning and I know that you wouldn't have eaten half

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<v Speaker 2>or drank half of the stuff. Three quarters of the

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<v Speaker 2>stuff so that's another thing. And then the third thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just know this a couple a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>you told me you don't need to mention that a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of these guys have different different attitudes and mindsets.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I talk about other things that Brody wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>you'll be able to fry. You'll be able to fry

0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:14.680
<v Speaker 2>an eggun at Brodie's head, he would have debated these

0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:17.040
<v Speaker 2>guys the debate. You would have just jumped in the

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<v Speaker 2>ring and it would have been all out of war.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I gave you the courtesy of calling you

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<v Speaker 2>to let you know that I was coming to your

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<v Speaker 2>area because I didn't want you to find it, because

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want you to find out on Instagram later

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<v Speaker 2>that I was gonna be in your area, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you didn't call me, You're in my backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wanted to let you know ahead of time

0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:40.960
<v Speaker 2>because I knew that you'd be seeing some stories from me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was almost like, hey, by the way coming through,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm not inviting you because of the reasons I

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<v Speaker 2>just gave. So then we were you preemptively. You preemptively

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<v Speaker 2>took care of any complaints I might have exactly, because

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<v Speaker 2>I know that this whole podcast would have been about

0:21:58.800 --> 0:22:02.440
<v Speaker 2>you bitching about the awful time that you had at

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<v Speaker 2>dinner with me and my friends. It would have been

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<v Speaker 2>great content. Plus it could have written it off because

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<v Speaker 2>it was for pod, the podcast the dinner off on

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<v Speaker 2>my taxes. It's all good. You have You have on

0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:17.800
<v Speaker 2>many occasions texted me, hey, man, I'll be in your area,

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<v Speaker 2>but you never follow it up with anything. Then I go,

0:22:20.560 --> 0:22:22.520
<v Speaker 2>what does that mean? Now? Am I a dick for

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<v Speaker 2>not inviting you over to my house? I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>am I is? He saying it? Like, so after dinner

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'll stop by. I was like, oh, great, that okay.

0:22:29.840 --> 0:22:32.760
<v Speaker 2>So I was like, it's what does that mean? So

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<v Speaker 2>I was like so then later I was like, I

0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:36.480
<v Speaker 2>don't know, I'm supposed to invite you over. He's like, no, man,

0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:38.720
<v Speaker 2>I didn't drive, so I have to go home when

0:22:38.760 --> 0:22:40.960
<v Speaker 2>the guy drives me home. So I was like, I'm

0:22:40.960 --> 0:22:43.760
<v Speaker 2>off the hook. And it was at night. So my like,

0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:45.199
<v Speaker 2>you know, by the way, the pool's open, but it's

0:22:45.240 --> 0:22:48.440
<v Speaker 2>not clean yet, so you want to go in now?

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's green and with dirt on the bottom. I

0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:53.959
<v Speaker 2>just opened yesterday, but yeah. So, yeah, so you were

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<v Speaker 2>in my area and you didn't It's no, it's all good.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgive you on this one. Yeah, I don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to argue and overpay for ship as long as as

0:23:00.840 --> 0:23:03.120
<v Speaker 2>long as as long as you know that it didn't

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<v Speaker 2>come from a bad place, not like the time that

0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:08.280
<v Speaker 2>I was at a party and called you from the

0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:10.480
<v Speaker 2>party to let you know that. They would say like, Rodi,

0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:12.159
<v Speaker 2>whyn't you here? I'm like, because you didn't tell me

0:23:12.160 --> 0:23:14.040
<v Speaker 2>about it and I wasn't invited. Yeah. Oh, it's the

0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:18.120
<v Speaker 2>greatest party ever, dude, everybody's here. Everyone. I'm gonna give

0:23:18.119 --> 0:23:20.919
<v Speaker 2>you a chance. I'm gonna give you a chance to

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<v Speaker 2>join me and some old school Z E one hundred

0:23:23.520 --> 0:23:25.720
<v Speaker 2>friends at a dinner that we're going to be having

0:23:25.760 --> 0:23:28.960
<v Speaker 2>in about a month. School like sal Yeah, like Sala

0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:31.879
<v Speaker 2>and Josh and people like that. Because okay, now, because

0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:35.400
<v Speaker 2>the last time we did one of those, I also

0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:38.639
<v Speaker 2>didn't invite you. No, you didn't, you didn't. How do

0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:40.840
<v Speaker 2>you feel about it this time around? I don't know.

0:23:40.840 --> 0:23:43.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what the last time, the last two

0:23:43.240 --> 0:23:45.080
<v Speaker 2>times you went out with the people who worked at

0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:47.680
<v Speaker 2>Z one hundred, many many, many, many, many years ago.

0:23:48.080 --> 0:23:49.800
<v Speaker 2>I remember thinking, look, it's scary and then nice. He

0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:51.919
<v Speaker 2>kept in touch with those people from back in the

0:23:51.960 --> 0:23:54.359
<v Speaker 2>day that used to work with him, Like those guys

0:23:54.359 --> 0:23:56.840
<v Speaker 2>going back twenty years on, some of these dudes. Yeah,

0:23:57.040 --> 0:24:01.240
<v Speaker 2>now I feel like I'm gonna be one of those guys. Well,

0:24:01.240 --> 0:24:03.240
<v Speaker 2>now I'm the guy that used to work there. I'm like, oh,

0:24:03.240 --> 0:24:05.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm part of the group. Now you fit it even better.

0:24:06.160 --> 0:24:07.600
<v Speaker 2>I can hang out now with all the people who

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:11.399
<v Speaker 2>don't work there anymore, Like, hey, Josh, remember what it

0:24:11.440 --> 0:24:17.560
<v Speaker 2>was like to work there? Hey, hey, that's an interesting point. Yeah,

0:24:17.680 --> 0:24:20.760
<v Speaker 2>when when I do hang out with that group of people,

0:24:21.280 --> 0:24:22.800
<v Speaker 2>not the ones that I was talking about very much,

0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:24.440
<v Speaker 2>by the way, not the people I was talking about before,

0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:28.320
<v Speaker 2>but these group of people. Yeah, it does turn into

0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:32.560
<v Speaker 2>that that you start waxing nostalgic on. Like, hey, remember

0:24:32.640 --> 0:24:34.680
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and two when we took the Flaming Red

0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:37.320
<v Speaker 2>Hummer and we took it down the turnpike and we

0:24:37.320 --> 0:24:40.879
<v Speaker 2>were on supersticker patrol and I called in and Frank

0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:44.600
<v Speaker 2>and you know, Frank Kenally called into the radio station

0:24:44.720 --> 0:24:49.160
<v Speaker 2>and you know, we you know whatever. I mean. It's

0:24:49.200 --> 0:24:52.679
<v Speaker 2>weird because we always fall down that rabbit hole, whereas

0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:55.760
<v Speaker 2>with everyone else I hang out with, we talket, we're

0:24:55.920 --> 0:24:58.840
<v Speaker 2>up in talking about current things. But I feel like

0:24:58.920 --> 0:25:02.040
<v Speaker 2>this is like frozen in time. It's like going to

0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:05.880
<v Speaker 2>that playground that that has just been abandoned and there's

0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:09.560
<v Speaker 2>rusty swings and seesaws and stuff and then just growing

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:13.200
<v Speaker 2>tumbleweed everywhere, and it's just a kind of frozen in time.

0:25:13.320 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Like That's what it's like hanging out with this group

0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:19.359
<v Speaker 2>of guys. Not that it's a bad thing, but I

0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:22.880
<v Speaker 2>feel like I feel like when you're out, when we're

0:25:22.880 --> 0:25:24.600
<v Speaker 2>hanging out with the current people that you work with,

0:25:24.680 --> 0:25:27.040
<v Speaker 2>talking about current stuff. Yeah, I feel like I see

0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:28.359
<v Speaker 2>a light at the end of the tunnel, like Heaven

0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:30.239
<v Speaker 2>calling me, and it's the people that used to work

0:25:30.280 --> 0:25:33.240
<v Speaker 2>there at fifteen years ago. Come join our group. Now

0:25:33.840 --> 0:25:38.840
<v Speaker 2>you can eat with us and talk about things nobody remembers. Yeah,

0:25:38.840 --> 0:25:40.720
<v Speaker 2>that's fine, I'll be part of that that old group.

0:25:40.880 --> 0:25:43.080
<v Speaker 2>I like those guys, and since I was there when

0:25:43.080 --> 0:25:48.040
<v Speaker 2>they worked there, they like you too. That's probably an

0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:52.880
<v Speaker 2>overstatement to clear they put up with you too. I'm sorry.

0:25:52.920 --> 0:25:56.320
<v Speaker 2>What No, I'm still Facebook friends and all those guys, Josh,

0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I go back and forth on Facebook almost three times

0:25:58.720 --> 0:26:01.040
<v Speaker 2>a week. No, it's sounds great. I've seen salop at

0:26:01.040 --> 0:26:04.720
<v Speaker 2>Serious XM when he was working there. No, that's a

0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:07.280
<v Speaker 2>good group. I'll call one right now. I should call

0:26:07.359 --> 0:26:09.359
<v Speaker 2>Josh and be like, Yo, what's the other guy's name?

0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:15.440
<v Speaker 2>He's working promotions Brandon Brandon, Bernie, Bernie Brandon mooch. Yeah,

0:26:15.480 --> 0:26:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call Josh real quick. If we get your

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:20.320
<v Speaker 2>permission to come, we can ask him live if he

0:26:20.359 --> 0:26:22.679
<v Speaker 2>wants me to come now that, I'm gonna put him

0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 2>on the spot. Hello, Well, how's everything? Man?

0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:29.840
<v Speaker 4>Everything is great? Am I being recorded?

0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:32.439
<v Speaker 2>No? Will I do that to you?

0:26:33.240 --> 0:26:33.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:26:34.840 --> 0:26:37.920
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm thinking about our old school is one hundred

0:26:37.960 --> 0:26:39.680
<v Speaker 2>dinner that we're gonna be having in about a month

0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 2>or so? Yes, yeah you're going. You're going there tonight.

0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:46.760
<v Speaker 4>I had dinner but your block tonight. Yeah. I was

0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:47.680
<v Speaker 4>there last week too.

0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:49.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're obsessed.

0:26:50.560 --> 0:26:51.240
<v Speaker 4>I get around.

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<v Speaker 2>What who are we thinking about for this time around?

0:26:55.480 --> 0:26:58.000
<v Speaker 7>So scary you me?

0:26:59.520 --> 0:27:05.640
<v Speaker 8>Sal Brandon Bernie would love to get Bachelor Scottie down there.

0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:10.320
<v Speaker 8>Would love to get Greg and Cubby. I know it's

0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:14.120
<v Speaker 8>tough for Covey with with kids. I know it's tough.

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:15.680
<v Speaker 4>For Greg being Greg.

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:20.160
<v Speaker 8>Would love it if Brian's coming into town that weekend.

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:24.240
<v Speaker 8>I know Rich is coming to town this weekend, or

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:26.920
<v Speaker 8>he's here now so he won't be back.

0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:29.480
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, it's the usual.

0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 8>Me, you, Sal, Bernie Brandon are the core, but would

0:27:35.000 --> 0:27:35.880
<v Speaker 8>love to bring in.

0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:39.679
<v Speaker 4>I don't really care. Ye sucking invite Darren, you know,

0:27:41.000 --> 0:27:42.240
<v Speaker 4>I you.

0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 2>Know, okay, So you're okay with Brody, then I'll invite Brody.

0:27:48.560 --> 0:27:50.840
<v Speaker 4>No, Brody, is he on the line with us right now?

0:27:52.800 --> 0:27:52.840
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:27:53.640 --> 0:28:00.520
<v Speaker 4>Can he? Can he afford it? You to answer your

0:28:00.520 --> 0:28:01.360
<v Speaker 4>podcast right now?

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:05.879
<v Speaker 2>I know? Is there anybody else on the planet you

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:10.880
<v Speaker 2>could have mentioned other than me? Josh? Anybody?

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:12.120
<v Speaker 7>Hey?

0:28:12.160 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 2>What about? What about let's us the guy that worked

0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:17.960
<v Speaker 2>in the mail for three hours, Wilson, the cleaning.

0:28:17.680 --> 0:28:22.959
<v Speaker 8>Guy, Wilson, Let's get Hamilton, Let's get Bodega, Brad, what about?

0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:29.720
<v Speaker 4>What's all the salespeople? Cuckoo, car Cuckoo, Carly.

0:28:29.960 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 2>The vegetarian intern.

0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:34.359
<v Speaker 4>What's TJ the DJA?

0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:39.480
<v Speaker 2>He's got a radio show again? He does he does radio? Yeah,

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 2>you're in the Brooklyn Boys podcast, by the way.

0:28:42.800 --> 0:28:45.000
<v Speaker 4>You know, I figured I was, you know, I asked

0:28:45.040 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 4>about you guys.

0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:49.120
<v Speaker 8>The other day, I had a call with iHeart National advertisement,

0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:51.720
<v Speaker 8>and they're trying to sell me on podcasts. And I

0:28:51.800 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 8>asked him if anyone listens to Brooklyn boys, he.

0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:57.000
<v Speaker 4>Goes who they are?

0:28:57.040 --> 0:28:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Are you serious?

0:28:57.680 --> 0:28:59.440
<v Speaker 4>I swear to God, I swear to God.

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Where one of the top iHeart podcasts? So f that guy?

0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:02.480
<v Speaker 9>Oh?

0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:05.240
<v Speaker 4>Wow, you're a sales guy who I will text you

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 4>his name? Had no idea? Maybe we can invite them

0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 4>to the dinner.

0:29:13.600 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Wow, bro let's invite Brody's wife to dinner?

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:20.960
<v Speaker 4>To his wife? Actually, what about his rabbi? Brody's rabbi?

0:29:21.040 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Great guy, Brody could come to. I guess Brody could

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:25.760
<v Speaker 2>come to.

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 8>He had apologize to someone there for not inviting him

0:29:31.240 --> 0:29:32.480
<v Speaker 8>to Mets games years ago.

0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:39.040
<v Speaker 4>Really yep, oh Josh, I'm sorry it wasn't me.

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Okay, Well who else was I supposed to invite

0:29:43.080 --> 0:29:45.200
<v Speaker 2>to Mets games? Brandon? I think, I think, I think

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 2>Josh is fucking But.

0:29:46.400 --> 0:29:48.920
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, let dude, let's get a fucking table for fifteen

0:29:49.320 --> 0:29:50.320
<v Speaker 8>and let's fill it up.

0:29:50.520 --> 0:29:52.680
<v Speaker 2>All right, That's what I did.

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:55.040
<v Speaker 8>I got a table for eight tonight, and then I

0:29:55.080 --> 0:30:00.000
<v Speaker 8>filled it up with like people on network with for work, David, nice,

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 8>learn from you.

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:04.760
<v Speaker 4>Look talk talk Mets. We suck.

0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:08.320
<v Speaker 2>So it's safe to say you're not going to training

0:30:08.320 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 2>camp this year.

0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:11.800
<v Speaker 8>No, I'll go to I go to Mets fantas camp

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:14.160
<v Speaker 8>every year. This year will be number six. A.

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm jealousy.

0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:19.360
<v Speaker 4>You should come on, you get a job one day,

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:20.240
<v Speaker 4>you should come with us.

0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I have all the time.

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 2>I have the time to go now. But yeah, yeah,

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I love you, love.

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:28.840
<v Speaker 4>You to listen, Josh.

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 2>If you're hiring, let me know.

0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:33.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you don't want to work. My bus doesn't pay.

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to work for us. But thanks for you.

0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 2>I've already had a job like that.

0:30:39.400 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 4>Thanks, that's true.

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Wow, you'll have to know fury Wow Josh, Wow, that

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:49.800
<v Speaker 2>is that is that? By the way, for the slices

0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 2>that that is not coaster boy, Josh, I know you

0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 2>hear the names Josh. That is it's Josh who used

0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:58.880
<v Speaker 2>to work in the afternoons and uh, big Mets fan,

0:30:59.040 --> 0:31:01.720
<v Speaker 2>big Mets fan. All right, Yeah, I don't know. I

0:31:01.760 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 2>feel dirty right now. I was too. He was feel

0:31:05.480 --> 0:31:07.360
<v Speaker 2>like crap. He was spilling the team. He mentioned the

0:31:07.400 --> 0:31:12.000
<v Speaker 2>phone book that was hysterical, Nah, no, Brody, and then

0:31:12.040 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 2>he's like, wait a minute, am I being reported? Am I?

0:31:15.120 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 2>That party was just being see you know, careful what

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:20.239
<v Speaker 2>you wish for? Brody? I was gonna tell him right

0:31:20.280 --> 0:31:22.600
<v Speaker 2>up front. You were on the phone, Josh, Josh. Josh

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:24.600
<v Speaker 2>was concerned that, Uh, I wouldn't want to go, but

0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I of course I'll go, all right, okay the Glen

0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Boys podcast.

0:31:29.440 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 4>We will be right back.

0:31:31.600 --> 0:31:34.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get my Bundy tall Darren on the phone.

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 2>But okay, is this related? Okay, before the podcast started,

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Scary says to me. I said, he, Scary, is any

0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 2>you want to talk about in the podcast today? Because

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 2>somebody say'll go listen. I need you to hear this

0:31:46.080 --> 0:31:48.240
<v Speaker 2>backstory before we go on the podcast. But usually he

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:49.840
<v Speaker 2>just goes, yeah, I got a thing with a glass

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:51.400
<v Speaker 2>of wine, and I go, okay, I'll remind you about

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 2>the wine. He says to me, we got to talk

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 2>about dog Penis today. What yeah, erect dog Penis? What

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:01.000
<v Speaker 2>are you talking about? I'm gonna tease it here. I

0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 2>want I wanted told Darren on the phone. Uh, We're

0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:05.880
<v Speaker 2>going to get him on shortly. But the short of

0:32:05.920 --> 0:32:09.280
<v Speaker 2>it is long talk about last week at all. We

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:10.920
<v Speaker 2>didn't did I don't know if we teased this. I

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:13.680
<v Speaker 2>don't think we did. Did we talk about it? I

0:32:13.680 --> 0:32:14.240
<v Speaker 2>don't think we did.

0:32:14.480 --> 0:32:15.479
<v Speaker 4>We did?

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Did we? Did we tease it? When they have teased it?

0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:19.280
<v Speaker 4>Well?

0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Darren told Darren joined me in Paris after my

0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 2>girlfriend went home. She had to leave for the weekend,

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:30.360
<v Speaker 2>celebrated her dad's birthday. So I spent the weekend because

0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:34.040
<v Speaker 2>it was still my vacation. You went to see the weekend. No,

0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 2>I spent the weekend in Paris. So he spent the

0:32:37.240 --> 0:32:39.000
<v Speaker 2>weekend with the weekend. That sounds that sounds like a

0:32:39.040 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 2>poor No. By the way, spent the weekend in Paris,

0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 2>so told Aaron, who now lives in London, used to

0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 2>be living here. He said, fuck it, I'm gonna have

0:32:49.320 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 2>a flight. I'll join you for a couple of nights.

0:32:53.200 --> 0:32:56.520
<v Speaker 2>Part one of this is really crazy. Uh. That is

0:32:57.120 --> 0:33:02.440
<v Speaker 2>he shows up at the hotel and proceeds to did

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 2>he get a room on your floor? Did he get

0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:08.920
<v Speaker 2>a yeah, it's called my room. He actually he didn't

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 2>book his own room. Why not? I don't know. With money.

0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:17.360
<v Speaker 2>He's a CMO of a major company and he's like, hey,

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:19.440
<v Speaker 2>come on here. I'm like, all right, cool, let's go.

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:22.000
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is, my girlfriend and I were sharing

0:33:22.040 --> 0:33:24.560
<v Speaker 2>a queen size bed, so that's okay for me and

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 2>my girlfriend. Yeah. Well, so Darren and I were hanging

0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 2>out in the hotel and uh he uh, you know

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:36.400
<v Speaker 2>he shared a bed with me. We shared the same

0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:40.800
<v Speaker 2>bed from no no pull out? What could you clarify

0:33:40.880 --> 0:33:43.680
<v Speaker 2>really quickly what you mean by pull out? There's no

0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:47.680
<v Speaker 2>pull out, no pull out couch now, no cot, no pullout.

0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:49.680
<v Speaker 2>There's really no room for it. Keep in mind where

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:52.479
<v Speaker 2>we're in the heart, the heart of Paris. And then

0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:53.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's like a New York City think of

0:33:53.960 --> 0:33:55.560
<v Speaker 2>a New York City size hotel. They were all a

0:33:55.600 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 2>bunch of shoe boxes, so you know, space is at

0:33:58.240 --> 0:34:00.680
<v Speaker 2>a premium. So yeah, I mean, but I thought I

0:34:00.680 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 2>couldn't even He just assumed he was going to sleep

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 2>in your queen. He goes, I guess I'm gonna crash

0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:09.080
<v Speaker 2>with you. I'm like, I cool, crash on the floor.

0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:12.640
<v Speaker 2>That was weird. Nah, I can't do that. Can't do

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:15.439
<v Speaker 2>that to the guy. And we're old friends from way back.

0:34:16.239 --> 0:34:18.400
<v Speaker 2>So when I can't, I ask, is it awkward for

0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:22.359
<v Speaker 2>two grown ass men to share. Ask man, I leave

0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:24.919
<v Speaker 2>that out. He did the wall. He did the wall

0:34:24.960 --> 0:34:26.719
<v Speaker 2>of pillows, though right between the two of you, we

0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:28.800
<v Speaker 2>separated them. Let me tell you, when we were sharing

0:34:28.840 --> 0:34:30.799
<v Speaker 2>beds down the Jersey Shore, we used to do that.

0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 2>We used to put up the fortress of pillows that

0:34:34.360 --> 0:34:36.640
<v Speaker 2>divided down the center so we can kind of make

0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:38.919
<v Speaker 2>it feel like we have our own beds. We didn't

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:41.080
<v Speaker 2>do that anything that right now, we don't bother anymore.

0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:44.360
<v Speaker 2>We're all we're older, we're mature. But is it awkward,

0:34:44.400 --> 0:34:47.799
<v Speaker 2>because I sure as hell think thought I think it was.

0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:50.160
<v Speaker 2>I brought it up to the morning show today on

0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:54.960
<v Speaker 2>the Elvis Durantchow Crickets. Nobody found it awkward. In fact,

0:34:55.040 --> 0:34:57.279
<v Speaker 2>it was an awkward moment of silence where they just

0:34:57.280 --> 0:34:58.959
<v Speaker 2>like stared at me and no one said a word.

0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:03.040
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, hello, I'm like, nobody's gonna comment on this,

0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:06.120
<v Speaker 2>So maybe I'm the crazy one. But I guess it's normal.

0:35:06.120 --> 0:35:09.600
<v Speaker 2>I guess it's normal. No, I mean up a problem

0:35:09.640 --> 0:35:11.400
<v Speaker 2>with the for two. I'm not a problem with the

0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:14.360
<v Speaker 2>two guys in bed. I don't have a problem. He

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:16.279
<v Speaker 2>lived on the wall of pillow, because I've seen trains,

0:35:16.280 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 2>plans and automobiles hands wander at night. I have a

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:22.399
<v Speaker 2>problem with a guy volunteering himself to being a queen

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:27.759
<v Speaker 2>size bed even volunteer. I guess he was like, hey,

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:30.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna crash with you. I thought maybe

0:35:30.680 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 2>he was gonna get his own room, but he didn't

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:35.360
<v Speaker 2>at the hotel, but maybe that maybe there was a

0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:39.279
<v Speaker 2>miscommunication error, but that they were sold out. They were

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 2>not sold out. But listen, he was saving money. So

0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:46.360
<v Speaker 2>I said, all right, well, what did he buy for you?

0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:52.360
<v Speaker 2>They say, my lunch, mesa suit, casa yeah me, hotel

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:55.799
<v Speaker 2>is not sue hotel. Now you probably paid I don't know.

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Let's just say three four hundred dollars for the room,

0:35:57.640 --> 0:35:59.560
<v Speaker 2>because so now he owes me some money for the room.

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Is that what you said was your favor? Little something

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:04.120
<v Speaker 2>he saved. He saved himself one hundreds of dollars took

0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:06.879
<v Speaker 2>up your space. Did you get a little little little

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:11.600
<v Speaker 2>spooning going on anything? Those little robin tug I just

0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 2>didn't know. I want to hear some talkbacks from the slices.

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Is it awkward for two grown ass men again? We're

0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:21.960
<v Speaker 2>not in their twenties by any stretch of the imagination.

0:36:23.120 --> 0:36:24.719
<v Speaker 2>Why can't you just say you're adults? What's with the

0:36:24.760 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 2>grown ass thing? We're adults, We're two adult men. Yeah,

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:31.000
<v Speaker 2>is there any Is there anything wrong with sharing a

0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:34.480
<v Speaker 2>bed or not? I don't think it doesn't thing. It's

0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:36.799
<v Speaker 2>the problem sharing a bed. I'm sure there's people who

0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:39.480
<v Speaker 2>shared beds with their friends. I the problem I'm having

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:42.799
<v Speaker 2>is that he volunteered himself to No, don't even go there.

0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 2>I'll stay in your room. Now, have a problem, kid.

0:36:46.160 --> 0:36:49.160
<v Speaker 2>The weekend came and went, and I invited him, I said,

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:51.680
<v Speaker 2>I said, I invite in all fairness, I said, he

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:57.480
<v Speaker 2>come and went. All right, now that's gross. What are

0:36:57.520 --> 0:36:59.400
<v Speaker 2>you doing over there? Nothing? Don'torry about me. Go I

0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:02.080
<v Speaker 2>want your story. No, it's not a story. I'm just saying,

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 2>that's it. I posed a question. I'm moving on. What

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:08.800
<v Speaker 2>do you think this is a Brodie rant? Yeah? You

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:12.320
<v Speaker 2>should have like five more minutes. You fall apart over it?

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Birdi's birdies. You're you're fidgeting with your microphone over there.

0:37:15.600 --> 0:37:15.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:17.480
<v Speaker 2>I was just tightening up the bolt on the end

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:19.719
<v Speaker 2>because I moved the microphone and.

0:37:19.640 --> 0:37:19.879
<v Speaker 9>It was.

0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Greg Goose got the girl feeling loose. I suppose, I'm

0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:27.239
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't do that. He's in the wrong.

0:37:27.320 --> 0:37:27.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't.

0:37:27.640 --> 0:37:29.640
<v Speaker 2>You don't volunteer yourself to go on someone else's room. No,

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:31.799
<v Speaker 2>hold on, I mean, you know, in all fairness, I

0:37:31.840 --> 0:37:35.200
<v Speaker 2>did say, hey, I got nothing to do here, I'm

0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 2>in town for another couple of days. I invited him.

0:37:38.920 --> 0:37:42.680
<v Speaker 2>What did you sleep in my pajamas? No? No, my

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:47.520
<v Speaker 2>boxer shorts O boxer short of button, no button boxer button,

0:37:47.560 --> 0:37:51.560
<v Speaker 2>no button on the fly, but boxer. The boxers don't

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 2>have No my boxers don't. Mine don't have buttons. Some

0:37:55.640 --> 0:37:57.960
<v Speaker 2>do so shirt flapping in the way. We both had

0:37:58.000 --> 0:38:01.040
<v Speaker 2>boxes and t shirts on. It doesn't matter. You can

0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 2>fall out middle of the night. Grant little grab action.

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:08.279
<v Speaker 2>You're no, I'm just saying, scare. You and I have

0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:10.399
<v Speaker 2>shared many a hotel room on many a business trip.

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Would we share a bed together? You and I know

0:38:12.200 --> 0:38:15.040
<v Speaker 2>we Yeah, we've always had like twin beds in the room.

0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:18.160
<v Speaker 2>If there was a mistake made, one thing to share.

0:38:18.160 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 2>If we were on a party plane or a business trip,

0:38:20.400 --> 0:38:22.279
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, oh, Broughdan's scared. You're in the room

0:38:22.280 --> 0:38:24.160
<v Speaker 2>three seven to two, and we walked in and there

0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:25.920
<v Speaker 2>was a queen sized bed. Would you be like the

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:26.400
<v Speaker 2>fuck it?

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:27.239
<v Speaker 4>Ord?

0:38:27.239 --> 0:38:30.239
<v Speaker 2>You were immediately called downstairs and get another room. I

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:32.680
<v Speaker 2>was thinking about maybe at least getting a room with

0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:36.000
<v Speaker 2>two beds in it and switching over when he came in.

0:38:36.080 --> 0:38:38.319
<v Speaker 2>But whatever, it's okay. Well, we have a preference for

0:38:38.360 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 2>tall down you're like taller guys. Anyway, that's not the

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:42.799
<v Speaker 2>reason why I wanted to talk to him. We'll talk

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:44.080
<v Speaker 2>to him a little while. I know you have some

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:48.319
<v Speaker 2>things that you wanted to get to. Uh, but yeah,

0:38:48.480 --> 0:38:51.000
<v Speaker 2>he has a problem with his dog, or had a

0:38:51.000 --> 0:38:53.680
<v Speaker 2>problem with his dog. Well, I'm curious as to what

0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 2>the dog's penis has to do with this, because you

0:38:57.480 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 2>said we got to talk about a wrecked dog penis.

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 2>What have you said his dog's penis? You know how

0:39:02.960 --> 0:39:06.480
<v Speaker 2>dogs have retractable penises ideah, oh, king missile, that's a

0:39:06.480 --> 0:39:10.560
<v Speaker 2>big hit, the retractable that's detachable penish. Yeah, well his

0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 2>his his dog's penis wouldn't retract it just kind of.

0:39:16.920 --> 0:39:19.400
<v Speaker 2>And and he was away and his brother in law

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:23.239
<v Speaker 2>was watching his dog, and he got a call while

0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 2>he was away saying his dog's penis wouldn't go away,

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:31.680
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't wouldn't retract, and it's probably going to be an issue.

0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:34.800
<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, speaking of penis, so he needed a remedy.

0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:36.200
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, before we get him on, if I need

0:39:36.200 --> 0:39:43.719
<v Speaker 2>your opinion on something. So one of my friends, I

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:47.200
<v Speaker 2>know him about seven eight years and uh, he's a

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:48.799
<v Speaker 2>friend of a friend, but he's a friend of mine now.

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:54.160
<v Speaker 2>And I want to say, about four months ago, he

0:39:54.200 --> 0:39:58.400
<v Speaker 2>and his wife got separated, okay, right, so he he

0:39:58.480 --> 0:40:02.359
<v Speaker 2>moved out and uh, she stayed in the house and

0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 2>I was touching base with him, seeing what's up. I

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:10.239
<v Speaker 2>think we were talking about comic Con whatever. He's a

0:40:10.280 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 2>sci fi guy, and I said, hey, man, how's it going.

0:40:14.440 --> 0:40:17.800
<v Speaker 2>He says, well, be honest with you. Uh, this past weekend,

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:23.800
<v Speaker 2>my wife and I tiptoed through the tulips. Now, based

0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:25.720
<v Speaker 2>on that, what would you think he was talking about?

0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Had sex?

0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:28.799
<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:40:28.920 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 2>So I said, dude, that's awesome. You guys are working

0:40:32.080 --> 0:40:35.120
<v Speaker 2>things out. You banged your wife, that's great, And say banged.

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:38.080
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, that's a little crass. No, I didn't

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:40.879
<v Speaker 2>say that, but I was like, you know, that's fantastic.

0:40:41.400 --> 0:40:44.879
<v Speaker 2>Good for you. He's like, well, you're very excited about that.

0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:47.239
<v Speaker 2>I go, yeah, because I know that you, you know,

0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:50.120
<v Speaker 2>been on a dry spell, you separated. I know you're

0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:55.759
<v Speaker 2>working on things. That's great. He's like, well, is that

0:40:55.840 --> 0:40:57.600
<v Speaker 2>the kind of thing. I don't know. He's not, honestly,

0:40:57.640 --> 0:41:00.640
<v Speaker 2>you understand WHATY So I go, wait, we we're excited

0:41:00.680 --> 0:41:02.880
<v Speaker 2>for him. I'm excited that you and your wife are

0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:05.920
<v Speaker 2>having sex because we didn't have sex. What are you

0:41:05.960 --> 0:41:08.600
<v Speaker 2>talking about? He says, this past weekend, we went to

0:41:08.640 --> 0:41:13.399
<v Speaker 2>a tulip farm in Connecticut and we went walking through

0:41:13.440 --> 0:41:15.960
<v Speaker 2>the tulips. I was saying, we went tiptoed through the tulips.

0:41:17.239 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 2>Like what you know, you made it sound like sex.

0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:21.319
<v Speaker 2>If somebody says to you, scary, yeah, my wife and

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I went tiptone through the tool Yeah. Absolutely. He's like,

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:26.040
<v Speaker 2>that doesn't mean sex. I go, dude, if you say

0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:28.399
<v Speaker 2>any euphemism, it sounds like sex. If you're like, hey,

0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 2>my wife and I did a little grocery shop, you

0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:33.719
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, that's sex. That's sex. Hey, my

0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:39.920
<v Speaker 2>wife and I rearranged the closets. Any I'll tell you what.

0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:46.799
<v Speaker 2>Any euphemism anything like that guaranteed mean sex. I mean

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:49.799
<v Speaker 2>you could whatever you say, but we fry we we

0:41:49.800 --> 0:41:59.799
<v Speaker 2>we we were frying some bacon. Yeah you're like, oh right,

0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:03.720
<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm saying. So slices, use the talkback feature

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:06.799
<v Speaker 2>on on the iHeart app. I want to know what

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 2>you think, what you would have thought of if your

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.680
<v Speaker 2>friend who hadn't had sex in a while was suddenly like, yeah,

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 2>my wife and I went tipped into the tubs this weekend,

0:42:13.760 --> 0:42:15.960
<v Speaker 2>or even better, leave us your talk back on what

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 2>your euphemism for sex is. Yeah, I want to. Yeah,

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:23.640
<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, park the car in the garage this weekend.

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:27.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh you did nice. We went shopping and then we

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:30.000
<v Speaker 2>came home and I ate the groceries. You know what

0:42:30.040 --> 0:42:33.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying. Well, isn't there isn't there a song that

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:36.160
<v Speaker 2>was big on TikTok where there's a hip hop song.

0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:38.239
<v Speaker 2>She goes, I want you to eat that booty like groceries.

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:41.799
<v Speaker 2>But you gotta eat the booty like grocery. Yeah, yeah,

0:42:41.840 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 2>that was still is gotta eat the booty groceries. Scary

0:42:46.160 --> 0:42:48.360
<v Speaker 2>is looking at the book because I don't want to.

0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Don't tweet us eat the booty like groceries. Eat what song?

0:42:54.200 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 2>We used to play that on the range Hearing did it?

0:42:56.160 --> 0:42:58.040
<v Speaker 2>She Hearing get sued for ripping met off from somebody.

0:42:58.120 --> 0:43:03.720
<v Speaker 2>It's like, what song is it? And Whee's song Taylor Swift,

0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:07.520
<v Speaker 2>It's it's called post to be, Oh, posed to be? Yeah,

0:43:07.960 --> 0:43:12.920
<v Speaker 2>supposed to be? It's Omarion, Chris Brown, Chris Brown and

0:43:13.200 --> 0:43:16.920
<v Speaker 2>Jenny Iako Aiko. How do you pronounce your name? Jennie

0:43:17.040 --> 0:43:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Jenny Ako? I don't know. I'm still working on Kelly

0:43:19.520 --> 0:43:21.719
<v Speaker 2>Cuoco from a big bang theory. I might let your

0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 2>boy show from me, but he gotta eat the booty

0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:29.439
<v Speaker 2>like groceries at his poetry. That song is several years

0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 2>old now, yeah, twenty fourteen, alost ten years old, but

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:35.319
<v Speaker 2>it was big on TikTok a couple of years ago. Yeah,

0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:38.640
<v Speaker 2>we came back, came back and made a resurgence because

0:43:38.680 --> 0:43:42.680
<v Speaker 2>who the hell says that? I mean, well, Omaran Mario,

0:43:42.800 --> 0:43:44.560
<v Speaker 2>well whoever the girl is in it was a comedian

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:46.840
<v Speaker 2>that did a riff on that too, about like what

0:43:47.560 --> 0:43:50.000
<v Speaker 2>it was it Chris Rock. Somebody did a whole bit

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 2>on on that line from that song. But you better

0:43:52.960 --> 0:43:54.239
<v Speaker 2>look it up now you're gonna get No, I'm not

0:43:54.239 --> 0:44:00.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna look it up. You gotta take a break, okay,

0:44:01.239 --> 0:44:04.280
<v Speaker 2>and scary. If we're not getting down on the phone,

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:07.640
<v Speaker 2>then I should probably tell you the Chinese food restaurant story.

0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:10.759
<v Speaker 2>Go for it. So I went to my favorite Chinese

0:44:10.800 --> 0:44:13.920
<v Speaker 2>food takeout place, go in there for twenty years. I

0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:16.000
<v Speaker 2>call up. They hear my voice and know who I

0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.600
<v Speaker 2>am and how I like my food no vegetables. I

0:44:18.640 --> 0:44:23.480
<v Speaker 2>know them, I know the family. Their son started a business.

0:44:23.520 --> 0:44:26.319
<v Speaker 2>I hired him to do work on my house. I

0:44:26.360 --> 0:44:28.279
<v Speaker 2>spent a lot of money there, a lot of money.

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 2>They're going there forever.

0:44:29.640 --> 0:44:29.759
<v Speaker 9>Now.

0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:31.319
<v Speaker 2>One of the things they do on the menu, they

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:33.759
<v Speaker 2>have little tear offs at the bottom of the side

0:44:33.760 --> 0:44:36.080
<v Speaker 2>of the menu, and as much money as you spend,

0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:38.120
<v Speaker 2>you get something for free, which who doesn't love that?

0:44:38.760 --> 0:44:40.600
<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to approximate. I don't rember the exact,

0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:42.839
<v Speaker 2>but if you spend fifteen dollars, you get a can

0:44:42.840 --> 0:44:45.879
<v Speaker 2>of soda for free. Okay, go up to refrigerator, grab

0:44:45.960 --> 0:44:48.560
<v Speaker 2>can of soda. You spend twenty dollars, you get like

0:44:48.560 --> 0:44:51.920
<v Speaker 2>a sixteen sixteen point nine ounce bottle. You spend twenty

0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 2>five dollars and you get a free two lead a

0:44:54.040 --> 0:44:58.799
<v Speaker 2>bottle of soda. Okay, and over the years that those

0:44:58.880 --> 0:45:02.719
<v Speaker 2>numbers have gone up as the economy goes up, as

0:45:03.280 --> 0:45:07.600
<v Speaker 2>he goes south. Yeah, if you spend a certain amount

0:45:07.600 --> 0:45:10.640
<v Speaker 2>of money a lot more than they get the bottle

0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:14.839
<v Speaker 2>of soda, you get a free General Chose chicken, which

0:45:14.920 --> 0:45:17.600
<v Speaker 2>is like a eleven twelve dollars value. Who does love

0:45:17.600 --> 0:45:21.960
<v Speaker 2>General So's am? I right? Right? Okay? So I go

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:25.920
<v Speaker 2>in originally a Taiwanese dish, by the way, and there

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:27.719
<v Speaker 2>was no General so and if there was, there's no

0:45:27.800 --> 0:45:31.799
<v Speaker 2>proof he like this chicken anyway. So I go and

0:45:31.800 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I order the food. I call up and order the food,

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:36.640
<v Speaker 2>and I go and I get there, and my total

0:45:36.880 --> 0:45:42.239
<v Speaker 2>was forty cents short of a General Soace chicken. When

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:44.440
<v Speaker 2>I when I go to pay the bill, she goes, oh,

0:45:44.680 --> 0:45:46.640
<v Speaker 2>go get your two lida bottle of soda. Go pick

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:49.719
<v Speaker 2>out your soda, because she knows I qualified at the

0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:54.080
<v Speaker 2>two liter bottle range. Now I got this giant bag

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 2>of food, and I spend a lot of money and

0:45:58.560 --> 0:45:59.799
<v Speaker 2>I got. One of the things I got was one

0:45:59.840 --> 0:46:01.600
<v Speaker 2>time and I drop soup, no greens because you know

0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 2>it's vegetables. I got a bunch of other stuff. But

0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:06.400
<v Speaker 2>I ordered a large soup. Now, when you go there

0:46:06.440 --> 0:46:07.879
<v Speaker 2>and you order a small soup, you get a bag

0:46:07.880 --> 0:46:10.279
<v Speaker 2>of noodles. When you order a large soup, get the

0:46:10.280 --> 0:46:13.280
<v Speaker 2>same bag of noodles. I always run out of noodles.

0:46:14.040 --> 0:46:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Now again, I've been going at twenty years. So I

0:46:17.320 --> 0:46:19.399
<v Speaker 2>go and get my two leada bottle of soda and

0:46:19.480 --> 0:46:21.439
<v Speaker 2>as she's packing me up, I ask for extra duckt sauce.

0:46:21.480 --> 0:46:23.879
<v Speaker 2>She throws it in the bag and I said, oh,

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:25.480
<v Speaker 2>can you do me a favorite? Can I get an

0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:29.359
<v Speaker 2>extra bag of noodles? Because I always run out? She goes, oh, yeah, sure,

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:36.520
<v Speaker 2>fifty cents. What fifty cents? So I looked at her, like,

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:39.320
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna charge me fifty cents for a little shitty

0:46:39.360 --> 0:46:42.400
<v Speaker 2>bag of noodles when I just spent a lot of

0:46:42.440 --> 0:46:45.960
<v Speaker 2>money and I'm a regular customer. Wow. So I go

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 2>in my pocket. Balls, by the way, that's the kind

0:46:48.719 --> 0:46:51.520
<v Speaker 2>of shit that gets me angry, that right there. So

0:46:51.600 --> 0:46:55.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what the fuck, Like it's me you could

0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:57.080
<v Speaker 2>have just thrown in there. I just spent a lot

0:46:57.120 --> 0:46:59.200
<v Speaker 2>of money. So then I go in my pocket for

0:46:59.280 --> 0:47:02.280
<v Speaker 2>the fifty cents, and I realized to myself. Wait a minute,

0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:07.279
<v Speaker 2>I just qualified for General SOA's chicken. So I said

0:47:07.320 --> 0:47:10.840
<v Speaker 2>to her, you know what, add the fifty cents onto

0:47:10.880 --> 0:47:13.560
<v Speaker 2>my bill. I would like a free General Soce chicken now,

0:47:14.280 --> 0:47:18.480
<v Speaker 2>so back fuck you. She looked at me and she goes, oh,

0:47:18.880 --> 0:47:21.200
<v Speaker 2>I said, no broccoli, And I looked at her and

0:47:21.239 --> 0:47:26.680
<v Speaker 2>I sweated. Guy, I went, were good the return of

0:47:26.760 --> 0:47:30.440
<v Speaker 2>we good? Were good, but this one was legitimate, and

0:47:30.440 --> 0:47:33.319
<v Speaker 2>this legitimate so the bag of new I wasn't gonna

0:47:33.360 --> 0:47:35.040
<v Speaker 2>You know what, when I first got the bill, I'm like, oh,

0:47:35.080 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm forty cents short.

0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:36.480
<v Speaker 7>You.

0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:38.880
<v Speaker 2>I thought, I don't really need the food. I'm not

0:47:38.920 --> 0:47:40.640
<v Speaker 2>gonna be a dick about it. In order one what

0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:43.919
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, guh, leave it along. Take the soda, right,

0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:46.920
<v Speaker 2>But I cleared the soda barrier by like fifteen bucks.

0:47:46.920 --> 0:47:48.120
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, you know, you made it to the

0:47:48.160 --> 0:47:52.160
<v Speaker 2>next level. You are locking in a higher reward. That's it.

0:47:52.360 --> 0:47:54.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you're gonna charge me for the noodles. Wait

0:47:54.280 --> 0:47:56.799
<v Speaker 2>a minute, the price is right. I just reading reached

0:47:56.800 --> 0:48:03.440
<v Speaker 2>a new threshold. General saw me, bitch, no broccoli, So

0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:07.560
<v Speaker 2>how about that? We very good? But let me okay

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:10.319
<v Speaker 2>that noodles cost her a general social So are you're

0:48:10.320 --> 0:48:12.399
<v Speaker 2>gonna lift up the noodles though and pull a week

0:48:12.440 --> 0:48:14.960
<v Speaker 2>good and walk out without paying? Had you not thought

0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:17.920
<v Speaker 2>she wouldn't hand them to me? She knows. She held

0:48:17.960 --> 0:48:20.560
<v Speaker 2>the bag up, she goes fifty cent. So I said

0:48:21.239 --> 0:48:24.279
<v Speaker 2>what I didn't? I thought she was kidding. I thought

0:48:24.320 --> 0:48:26.799
<v Speaker 2>she was gonna go haha. You paid a dime a

0:48:26.920 --> 0:48:30.439
<v Speaker 2>dime for general sos chicken with no broccoli? Yep, yep,

0:48:30.520 --> 0:48:33.080
<v Speaker 2>thank you? Do they give you more much chicken when

0:48:33.080 --> 0:48:37.200
<v Speaker 2>they delete the broccoli? Is that I'm gonna say?

0:48:37.320 --> 0:48:37.520
<v Speaker 9>Yes?

0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Although there's some places in Manhattan I've told this story.

0:48:40.719 --> 0:48:42.960
<v Speaker 2>I when I used to work in Midtown with the

0:48:42.960 --> 0:48:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Comedy Department. When we were in another building. There was

0:48:45.400 --> 0:48:47.200
<v Speaker 2>just a couple of places we used to order from.

0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:49.719
<v Speaker 2>But if I ordered like roast pork, lomino, vegetables, they

0:48:49.800 --> 0:48:52.120
<v Speaker 2>go dollar more. I go for what we gotta put

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:54.120
<v Speaker 2>more more noodles, more noodles and pork. I go, I

0:48:54.160 --> 0:48:56.279
<v Speaker 2>don't want noodles and pork. Well, if I woulded like

0:48:56.360 --> 0:48:58.919
<v Speaker 2>chicken and cashews, no vegetables, Oh we gotta put more chicken.

0:48:58.960 --> 0:48:59.399
<v Speaker 4>No you don't.

0:49:00.160 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 2>I just don't want the vegetables. I always order from them.

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:07.720
<v Speaker 2>I always felt that if you start, like, for instance,

0:49:07.760 --> 0:49:09.560
<v Speaker 2>not that you would ever do this, but if you

0:49:09.680 --> 0:49:12.479
<v Speaker 2>or if you order a salad, let's say, okay, though

0:49:12.600 --> 0:49:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I might not like a cob salad, a cob salad

0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:18.640
<v Speaker 2>with things in it like hard boiled eggs and bacon, chicken,

0:49:18.719 --> 0:49:22.800
<v Speaker 2>all this stuff. If I start, if I start saying,

0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:27.120
<v Speaker 2>I want, you know, instead of having or let's take

0:49:27.120 --> 0:49:30.279
<v Speaker 2>it to like a bowl, like like a poke bowl

0:49:30.400 --> 0:49:33.120
<v Speaker 2>or something that has like a rice base, like rice

0:49:34.600 --> 0:49:38.120
<v Speaker 2>instead not not not let us forget about the salad idea. God,

0:49:38.160 --> 0:49:40.880
<v Speaker 2>your stories are so long. Oh yeah, they're they're awful.

0:49:41.840 --> 0:49:44.439
<v Speaker 2>But if I if you start removing things in the base,

0:49:44.600 --> 0:49:47.520
<v Speaker 2>remove the salad, remove and I don't want one kind

0:49:47.520 --> 0:49:50.760
<v Speaker 2>of remove one kind of grit a salad, no salad,

0:49:51.000 --> 0:49:54.600
<v Speaker 2>yes I would do. Or you remove the rice, or

0:49:54.640 --> 0:49:56.840
<v Speaker 2>you remove the quene wat or something that bulks up

0:49:56.880 --> 0:49:58.480
<v Speaker 2>and takes a lot of space in the bowl, we

0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:03.200
<v Speaker 2>get it. I always wonder if they give you more

0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:06.080
<v Speaker 2>of the chicken, more of the protein, because they have

0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:08.759
<v Speaker 2>to make it look full, they have to get to

0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:11.080
<v Speaker 2>the small a bowl. They'll put it on a plate.

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Then no, these places are These places are one size

0:50:14.239 --> 0:50:16.719
<v Speaker 2>plastic bowls. I'm saying. When you order a salad and

0:50:16.760 --> 0:50:19.520
<v Speaker 2>you start taking out the unnecessary things and you just

0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:24.560
<v Speaker 2>cobb salad where they put like a pie chart right

0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:26.880
<v Speaker 2>where like they put the bacon in one yeah, the

0:50:27.000 --> 0:50:29.799
<v Speaker 2>chicken and they egg out the bacon. Then they just

0:50:29.840 --> 0:50:31.440
<v Speaker 2>spread everything out. They don't give you more of the

0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:33.680
<v Speaker 2>other stuff. It's pretty porta. What if I take out

0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:36.600
<v Speaker 2>some salad leaves or what if I take out I

0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:39.800
<v Speaker 2>don't want rice in my you know what in my

0:50:39.800 --> 0:50:43.160
<v Speaker 2>my Chipotle bowl. I don't if I order if I

0:50:43.280 --> 0:50:46.360
<v Speaker 2>order a Ruben sandwich, which is either cornby for pastrami

0:50:46.719 --> 0:50:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Russian dressing and sala kraut and Swiss cheese, if I

0:50:50.560 --> 0:50:53.680
<v Speaker 2>say no, sala kraut sub tomato, they don't say, Well,

0:50:53.719 --> 0:50:55.960
<v Speaker 2>the tomatoes the same price as sala kraut. They take

0:50:55.960 --> 0:50:57.720
<v Speaker 2>the sala crowd out and they charge me with a tomato.

0:50:58.400 --> 0:51:00.719
<v Speaker 2>And in my mind, I'm going, I'm taking something out

0:51:00.719 --> 0:51:03.359
<v Speaker 2>and putting something in. Don't charge me more for that shit.

0:51:04.200 --> 0:51:07.200
<v Speaker 2>So that no one's helping you out scary. No one's like, oh,

0:51:07.320 --> 0:51:09.640
<v Speaker 2>let's get extra chicken because we saved on snow peas.

0:51:10.000 --> 0:51:12.319
<v Speaker 2>They're not doing that. I think they do because they're

0:51:12.320 --> 0:51:16.359
<v Speaker 2>embarrassed to hand you something that looks puny. No, no,

0:51:17.040 --> 0:51:18.719
<v Speaker 2>you don't know. Then their minds are going on. This

0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:20.640
<v Speaker 2>guy don't want to let us fuck them. I don't.

0:51:20.880 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 2>They have to fill it off to the top. It's

0:51:22.480 --> 0:51:26.839
<v Speaker 2>like a visual thing. Low maine, no lomain. And see

0:51:26.840 --> 0:51:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm a true's book. I get. Yeah, it's like that almost,

0:51:30.960 --> 0:51:34.880
<v Speaker 2>but not that specifically. Not. I'm talking about items that

0:51:35.000 --> 0:51:37.320
<v Speaker 2>have three or four ingredients in it and you remove

0:51:37.360 --> 0:51:40.600
<v Speaker 2>one of the ingredients, oh, the least expensive one, but

0:51:40.640 --> 0:51:43.359
<v Speaker 2>you keep that reminds me. Okay, no, go ahead, No

0:51:43.840 --> 0:51:46.560
<v Speaker 2>what I'm just saying. Yeah, they're gave it an empty bowl.

0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:48.360
<v Speaker 2>I put it on a plate. Just go here you go?

0:51:48.520 --> 0:51:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Is the shit you want it?

0:51:49.239 --> 0:51:49.359
<v Speaker 6>Here?

0:51:49.400 --> 0:51:52.120
<v Speaker 2>It is all right? I'm you know me. I like

0:51:52.160 --> 0:51:54.919
<v Speaker 2>Chinese food. I added boneless ribs as part of my meal.

0:51:55.640 --> 0:52:00.440
<v Speaker 2>Boneless ribs are like glazed over chunks of pork. I

0:52:00.520 --> 0:52:03.040
<v Speaker 2>want the pork that's in the fried rice, plain old

0:52:03.080 --> 0:52:06.000
<v Speaker 2>roast pork. I want a bucket of that. That's what

0:52:06.040 --> 0:52:07.719
<v Speaker 2>I want. How do I order that? Nobody has that

0:52:07.960 --> 0:52:11.080
<v Speaker 2>jug up pork. Yeah, the roast pork in the Low

0:52:11.120 --> 0:52:12.799
<v Speaker 2>Maine is the best part. I just want like a

0:52:12.840 --> 0:52:16.880
<v Speaker 2>play to that. They don't sell that. You can't get that.

0:52:16.880 --> 0:52:18.759
<v Speaker 2>That's what I want to find. I want that. I

0:52:18.800 --> 0:52:21.000
<v Speaker 2>want that. Oh you know what else I want to find?

0:52:21.080 --> 0:52:25.160
<v Speaker 2>What the fudge nut brownie from Drakes I had? I

0:52:25.160 --> 0:52:27.719
<v Speaker 2>had a craving this week. Do they still make those?

0:52:28.280 --> 0:52:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I remember them? I remember them. So Drakes was brought

0:52:31.160 --> 0:52:33.600
<v Speaker 2>up by Hostess, and then Hostess was brought out by

0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:37.640
<v Speaker 2>whatever company Little Debbie. Whatever company owns the Little Debbie

0:52:37.640 --> 0:52:40.680
<v Speaker 2>now owns Drake's Cakes. Well, I called him yesterday to

0:52:40.719 --> 0:52:43.120
<v Speaker 2>ask if I could find them anywhere. She says, nope,

0:52:43.120 --> 0:52:45.279
<v Speaker 2>they were discontinued. And I go, I must have missed it.

0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Pandemic No. Twenty thirteen. So my favorite brownies that I

0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:52.680
<v Speaker 2>used to get in every grocery store, every candy store,

0:52:52.920 --> 0:52:56.040
<v Speaker 2>the little little nut, the little walnut in it, little walnuts.

0:52:56.120 --> 0:52:57.600
<v Speaker 2>And then they had let that that thick layer of

0:52:57.680 --> 0:52:59.759
<v Speaker 2>chocolate you could peel off. Yes, it was like gue

0:52:59.760 --> 0:53:02.319
<v Speaker 2>each falklate. Oh yeah, they don't make that anymore. They don't.

0:53:02.320 --> 0:53:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm devastated. I know it took me ten years to

0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:06.760
<v Speaker 2>miss them, but now that I miss them, our Brooklyn,

0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:10.800
<v Speaker 2>our Brooklyn Intimates Entimens. Yeah, they don't make the maple

0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:14.000
<v Speaker 2>cake anymore. No, but they're coming out with Intimate's ice

0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:17.520
<v Speaker 2>cream sandwiches. Google them. Oh, google it right now. You're

0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:20.120
<v Speaker 2>gonna there's like three four different kinds. Oh, I'm in

0:53:20.160 --> 0:53:22.640
<v Speaker 2>for that. And with with the chocolate donut as like

0:53:22.840 --> 0:53:27.000
<v Speaker 2>the the sandwich as the sandwich donuts. The best, actually

0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:29.760
<v Speaker 2>the best cake on the planet is the Intimate's chocolate

0:53:29.800 --> 0:53:32.560
<v Speaker 2>do they're making ice cream sandwiches from Intimates Intimen's ice

0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Cream sandwiches. Look them up. And if you know what

0:53:34.239 --> 0:53:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Intimates is. It used to be a Brooklyn thing then

0:53:36.040 --> 0:53:38.279
<v Speaker 2>in turn regional and I think it's national now, right,

0:53:38.520 --> 0:53:40.680
<v Speaker 2>I think it's national. Now, Okay, that's not you need

0:53:40.719 --> 0:53:42.280
<v Speaker 2>to move. They don't make as many of the products

0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:44.799
<v Speaker 2>as they used to. They discontinue No, no, because other

0:53:44.840 --> 0:53:46.640
<v Speaker 2>companies buy them. And then they're like they trim it

0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:50.600
<v Speaker 2>down because they want to make a profit. That we

0:53:50.719 --> 0:53:53.040
<v Speaker 2>needs profits. We don't need profit. Bring back to Brownie,

0:53:53.080 --> 0:53:54.720
<v Speaker 2>you son of a bit. We need a profit, Brony,

0:53:54.840 --> 0:53:57.360
<v Speaker 2>we need to make profits now. No, I want to

0:53:57.360 --> 0:54:00.400
<v Speaker 2>talk dog Penis, where's your boy? Wait? We got to

0:54:00.400 --> 0:54:02.200
<v Speaker 2>take a break. We've got to make some profits, damn it.

0:54:02.719 --> 0:54:08.440
<v Speaker 2>All right, past, I'm trying to get him on the line.

0:54:09.400 --> 0:54:11.319
<v Speaker 2>All right, he's in me. We should do talkbacks at

0:54:11.320 --> 0:54:13.799
<v Speaker 2>some point, Yeah, we could do talkbacks. I don't know.

0:54:14.600 --> 0:54:16.440
<v Speaker 2>This was the segment He's like, I'll be there for

0:54:16.480 --> 0:54:18.319
<v Speaker 2>you guys. I'll be there for you guys. And we

0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:21.120
<v Speaker 2>keep pushing and pushing and pushing, and here we are

0:54:21.360 --> 0:54:23.040
<v Speaker 2>in our last segment and we don't have him on

0:54:23.080 --> 0:54:27.120
<v Speaker 2>the phone. Well, I teased something on the share nos

0:54:27.560 --> 0:54:31.080
<v Speaker 2>the Speaking Volumes podcast. I'm sorry, speaking Speaking Vibes might

0:54:31.080 --> 0:54:33.480
<v Speaker 2>as well be the share Nose podcast, wasn't it. What

0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:36.200
<v Speaker 2>do I get that name? Share Noses is one of

0:54:36.239 --> 0:54:38.840
<v Speaker 2>the features that she does. Oh right right, yeah yeah,

0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:41.279
<v Speaker 2>So I teased something on that podcast that we can

0:54:41.280 --> 0:54:43.400
<v Speaker 2>talk about this point we haven't talked about yet. It

0:54:43.440 --> 0:54:45.440
<v Speaker 2>happened on the cruise I went on with my wife

0:54:45.840 --> 0:54:48.120
<v Speaker 2>mm hm. We went to dinner at a restaurant on

0:54:48.160 --> 0:54:51.440
<v Speaker 2>the Royal Caribbean ship called Wonderland, which is all Alison

0:54:51.480 --> 0:54:55.359
<v Speaker 2>Wonderland themed, right, really good incredible food, but that they

0:54:55.360 --> 0:54:57.279
<v Speaker 2>make the food look like stuff like some of these

0:54:57.280 --> 0:54:59.680
<v Speaker 2>places that makes creative food, like they look like the

0:54:59.760 --> 0:55:02.000
<v Speaker 2>mush shooms like we're made out of like merangue. And

0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:06.040
<v Speaker 2>that was craziness. Anyway, So the photographer comes over. My

0:55:06.080 --> 0:55:08.240
<v Speaker 2>wife is sitting in a giant chair like an Alice

0:55:08.280 --> 0:55:11.040
<v Speaker 2>in Wonderland royal chair. And he says, oh, let me

0:55:11.040 --> 0:55:12.960
<v Speaker 2>get a picture of you two. You know what they do.

0:55:13.000 --> 0:55:15.200
<v Speaker 2>They charge you like thirty bucks for the picture if

0:55:15.239 --> 0:55:17.799
<v Speaker 2>you want it. So he goes, I'll go, I'll may

0:55:17.800 --> 0:55:19.680
<v Speaker 2>take a picture of you, you guys. So I go

0:55:19.760 --> 0:55:21.520
<v Speaker 2>around and I get on my knee so I could

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:23.280
<v Speaker 2>be at the same height as my wife in the chair.

0:55:23.840 --> 0:55:25.520
<v Speaker 2>And he says to he says to my wife, He

0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:27.880
<v Speaker 2>says to me, rather, we'll get closer. Act like your

0:55:27.880 --> 0:55:31.880
<v Speaker 2>lover they you know, cuddle, act like your lover, you know,

0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:34.480
<v Speaker 2>like you know, like get romantic. So I said. So

0:55:34.520 --> 0:55:36.000
<v Speaker 2>I looked at him. You know I can do him provs.

0:55:36.040 --> 0:55:37.839
<v Speaker 2>I looked at him straight in the face. I went, sir,

0:55:37.920 --> 0:55:40.839
<v Speaker 2>this is my sister. That's kind of weird. Oh my god,

0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean I

0:55:45.440 --> 0:55:47.800
<v Speaker 2>assumed you were a couple. Oh please, forgive me, forgive me,

0:55:47.840 --> 0:55:50.520
<v Speaker 2>forgive me, forgive me, forgive me. That's funny. And I said, no,

0:55:50.560 --> 0:55:53.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm only kidding. It's my wife. I'm only kidding. He goes, oh, oh,

0:55:53.880 --> 0:55:56.520
<v Speaker 2>you scared me. He goes, ah, I messed up once before,

0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:59.840
<v Speaker 2>and I thought I messed up again. I said, what happened?

0:55:59.840 --> 0:56:02.120
<v Speaker 2>What did you do? He said, I'm so embarrassed. I

0:56:03.120 --> 0:56:05.760
<v Speaker 2>messed up. I happened. He goes, well, there was a couple,

0:56:05.800 --> 0:56:10.480
<v Speaker 2>a husband and wife, and uh, she was pregnant. And

0:56:10.560 --> 0:56:12.560
<v Speaker 2>so when he got next to her for the picture,

0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:16.440
<v Speaker 2>I said, why don't you you know, uh uh do

0:56:16.480 --> 0:56:18.360
<v Speaker 2>a picture where you put your hands on the baby

0:56:18.600 --> 0:56:23.320
<v Speaker 2>and kiss the baby. And she says, I'm not pregnant.

0:56:24.160 --> 0:56:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh ouch. So he basically called her fat. Never assumed

0:56:33.280 --> 0:56:36.480
<v Speaker 2>so much pregnant never ever. Oh my god, that is

0:56:36.560 --> 0:56:39.840
<v Speaker 2>rule number one. I learned that years ago, years ago.

0:56:41.120 --> 0:56:43.920
<v Speaker 2>So he told this guy to basically kiss his wife's

0:56:43.920 --> 0:56:47.400
<v Speaker 2>pregnant belly and she's just heavy. I love that. So

0:56:47.440 --> 0:56:50.000
<v Speaker 2>he thought he fucked up again when I said, no,

0:56:50.080 --> 0:56:52.640
<v Speaker 2>she's my sister. So that's why he got like, yeah,

0:56:52.840 --> 0:56:55.480
<v Speaker 2>remember the time we were out of a play. We

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:56.960
<v Speaker 2>were and we were on the street. We met a

0:56:56.960 --> 0:56:58.440
<v Speaker 2>couple of listeners and this guy was like in his

0:56:58.520 --> 0:57:00.719
<v Speaker 2>sixties and he was with a girl like in her

0:57:00.800 --> 0:57:03.640
<v Speaker 2>mid twenties, and he's like, Oh, it's great to be

0:57:03.680 --> 0:57:05.879
<v Speaker 2>out here. We're having a great time. And I'm like, oh,

0:57:05.920 --> 0:57:08.400
<v Speaker 2>so you brought your daughter to the city to the show.

0:57:09.400 --> 0:57:13.799
<v Speaker 2>That's not my daughter, that's my girlfriend. Tall foot in mouth,

0:57:13.840 --> 0:57:16.560
<v Speaker 2>the whole morning show. I did this in front of everybody. Elvis,

0:57:16.640 --> 0:57:19.440
<v Speaker 2>the whole crew is there, and I'm like, uh, okay,

0:57:19.480 --> 0:57:24.240
<v Speaker 2>sorry about that. Yeah, so well, all right, I did

0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:26.680
<v Speaker 2>that to someone that you know, we were at a

0:57:26.720 --> 0:57:29.960
<v Speaker 2>thing together and he and his wife had had a baby.

0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:33.040
<v Speaker 2>I want to say, a year ago, you know, to

0:57:33.440 --> 0:57:37.400
<v Speaker 2>this event, maybe eleven months, ten months, whatever, And I

0:57:38.200 --> 0:57:40.959
<v Speaker 2>don't often, didn't often see his wife and she comes

0:57:41.000 --> 0:57:44.280
<v Speaker 2>to this event and you know, again, this is like

0:57:44.760 --> 0:57:48.040
<v Speaker 2>fifteen years ago. She looked like she was pregnant again,

0:57:48.600 --> 0:57:52.160
<v Speaker 2>like the way that she was recovering from pregnancy. She

0:57:52.360 --> 0:57:55.160
<v Speaker 2>was heavy in the belly area, but not heavy everywhere else.

0:57:55.640 --> 0:57:57.360
<v Speaker 2>And I know that's normal. I know that now, and

0:57:57.400 --> 0:57:59.600
<v Speaker 2>I allowed the way you do it closes heavy in

0:57:59.600 --> 0:58:03.800
<v Speaker 2>the middle. Yeah. Sorry, So I said to the guy song, Hey,

0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:11.200
<v Speaker 2>congratulations on the you know on uh you know, I'm

0:58:11.240 --> 0:58:14.880
<v Speaker 2>pregnant again. Yeah, and he's licensed to me because uh

0:58:15.720 --> 0:58:17.320
<v Speaker 2>well all right man, but you know the baby's like

0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:24.400
<v Speaker 2>eleven months old. But that's so so I quickly backed

0:58:24.400 --> 0:58:27.520
<v Speaker 2>out of that park verse and I went, yeah, I know,

0:58:27.600 --> 0:58:29.680
<v Speaker 2>but I haven't really seen you. And I was just like, yeah,

0:58:29.840 --> 0:58:33.800
<v Speaker 2>you go. Being the father three, I was just saying, man, congratulations,

0:58:33.840 --> 0:58:37.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, kick saving. But for a second, I went

0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:41.920
<v Speaker 2>like the record scratch sound effect, like I hit the

0:58:42.120 --> 0:58:44.040
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh my god, she's not pregnant again.

0:58:44.120 --> 0:58:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I thought like there was a turnaround, like, you know,

0:58:46.640 --> 0:58:48.400
<v Speaker 2>the baby's like out? Can me get another one going?

0:58:49.080 --> 0:58:51.120
<v Speaker 2>So I saved myself there. He gave me the out.

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<v Speaker 2>We got some talkbacks. Oh, if you're watching on the

0:58:54.600 --> 0:58:56.800
<v Speaker 2>air listening on the iHeart radio app, feel free to

0:58:56.880 --> 0:59:00.240
<v Speaker 2>hit the microphone leave us a talk back on to

0:59:00.320 --> 0:59:02.520
<v Speaker 2>what we're saying. Let's see what even by the way,

0:59:02.560 --> 0:59:05.800
<v Speaker 2>even if you listen on another app like Spotify, if

0:59:05.800 --> 0:59:08.320
<v Speaker 2>you want to tell us something, then just open up

0:59:08.320 --> 0:59:10.520
<v Speaker 2>the Diheart app and leave a message. You enough have

0:59:10.560 --> 0:59:12.200
<v Speaker 2>to leave the talk back the second you hear something

0:59:12.280 --> 0:59:14.840
<v Speaker 2>that's true. Most people do it in the moment, though

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<v Speaker 2>I found.

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<v Speaker 10>Rody during the duck Heart you missed a grammar. He

0:59:22.520 --> 0:59:28.480
<v Speaker 10>said my friend and me, oh, me, wouldn't go to

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<v Speaker 10>the place.

0:59:29.400 --> 0:59:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, and the sentences my friend you.

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<v Speaker 10>Were infatuated with the duckhearts, which, by the way, I'm

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<v Speaker 10>gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna take a pass on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, kicking off second, going strong, starting strong here on

0:59:49.840 --> 0:59:53.640
<v Speaker 2>the talkbacks. Okay, I don't remember the exact line Scary used,

0:59:53.680 --> 0:59:57.000
<v Speaker 2>and I do like the analogy, well, the explanation that

0:59:57.200 --> 0:59:59.520
<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't say me without the first I get it.

0:59:59.720 --> 1:00:02.360
<v Speaker 2>But if Scary said, oh, I went I was at

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<v Speaker 2>the restaurant with uh, it was just Mike and me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's grammatically correct. But I started the sentence with

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<v Speaker 2>my friend and me, or me and me and my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay. Well that's bad. No, you can't say me

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<v Speaker 2>and my friend because you wouldn't say me went to

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<v Speaker 2>the restaurant. All right, I can't the sentence with the

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<v Speaker 2>word me. There are no sentences that start with this

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<v Speaker 2>the word me. I don't care anymore, all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Okay, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Brooklyn boy down here in southwest Florida. Dolphin is actually

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<v Speaker 10>a fish. The things you guys are thinking of of

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<v Speaker 10>the are called porpoise or poor buy. But a dolphin

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<v Speaker 10>is actually a fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 10>So when you say would you eat dolphin? Would you

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<v Speaker 10>eat dolphin?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, that's what mahi mahi is. Hello, lady?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? Okay? So hold on? You know rule number

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<v Speaker 2>one of correcting people, be correct, be correct. Dolphin are mammals.

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<v Speaker 2>Mahi mahi is not a dolphin. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>get into it, but mahi mahi is a third cousin

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<v Speaker 2>of a dolphin, and it's not a dolphin. And as

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<v Speaker 2>far as a porpoise, hold on, I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>the difference is. I want to give you the exact

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<v Speaker 2>mahi maya. Mahi mahi is a fish and dolphin is

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<v Speaker 2>a mammal. But wait a second, it is porpoises. Although

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<v Speaker 2>they are similar in appearance to dolphins, are more closely

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<v Speaker 2>related to narwhals and belugas. That's because of the hump

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<v Speaker 2>on their head. They're a different shaped head. But I

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<v Speaker 2>assure you they are mammals, all right. And I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why you wouldn't look at look that up. And

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<v Speaker 2>a mammal gives birth? Is that what makes it a mammal?

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<v Speaker 2>It gives actually gives birth like you know, like we

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<v Speaker 2>do like humans. Mahi mahi are known as dolphin fish. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're not dolphins. They're not dolphins. That's like a

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<v Speaker 2>sea monkey. It's not really a monkey, right, Okay, glad

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<v Speaker 2>we cleared that up. Spider crabs.

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<v Speaker 10>I've been on five this episode, three in or not

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<v Speaker 10>four and one? Ooh you guys got me going going,

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<v Speaker 10>oh yeah, brother, bring it on back now, finish it strong.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Some people like to imbibe in the liquor while

1:02:29.000 --> 1:02:31.680
<v Speaker 2>they are watching and listening listening to the Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, mahi mahia called dolphin fish, guys. They

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<v Speaker 2>swim ahead of ships like dolphins. Are we still on

1:02:37.200 --> 1:02:40.200
<v Speaker 2>that dolphins or mammals. That's why back in the day

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<v Speaker 2>when people wanted to when the Dolphins would play football,

1:02:43.200 --> 1:02:45.520
<v Speaker 2>people and other teams would say, squish the fish, and

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<v Speaker 2>then Dolphins fans would go fish mammals, So dolphins and mammals.

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<v Speaker 2>I still like the way he was tying one on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, it's number five now, Oh Jesus cows

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<v Speaker 3>have actually been found to have best friends and have

1:03:03.120 --> 1:03:05.800
<v Speaker 3>very complicated emotions.

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<v Speaker 10>However, that's rare. File steaks, free steaks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you these guys Brody's free Steaks. He's on time.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm seeing a connection there, Ah, Brodie's Freeze steakup day.

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<v Speaker 2>I could smell the liquor on this guy's breath. He apologized.

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<v Speaker 2>He sent me a DM and he said, I'm just apologizing.

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<v Speaker 2>I left you three voicemails. Oh, here comes another two

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<v Speaker 2>and it's Brodie's Steak dinner update.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay, so quick, way too many. Sorry. A very humane

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<v Speaker 10>way to kill crustaceans, fish, anything is to freeze them, actually,

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<v Speaker 10>and that's scientifically what the scientists do, because they slowly

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<v Speaker 10>fall asleep like you are, and go as a poise

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<v Speaker 10>to being dripped in boiling water. It sounds crazy, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It's but it's cut off. He got cut off. Here

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<v Speaker 2>here's part two of that Brody Scary Scary.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm Brody from Twitter and Youngstown.

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<v Speaker 4>I would probably go to Amby.

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<v Speaker 8>Beach for a few days, go out and party, hit

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<v Speaker 8>up strip club like how Scary loves.

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<v Speaker 10>That kind of stuff and Brody go out and have

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<v Speaker 10>a fun.

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<v Speaker 9>Maybe go sit out by the pool, have a little

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<v Speaker 9>cocktail and just two out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm not a strip club guy, but okay, no

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<v Speaker 2>scary is it by the pool guy where the girls

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<v Speaker 2>are with the bottle service. He likes the bottle service.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the bottle service. Not a strip club guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Here you go, Brody, Serious question from someone in rural America.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you not mow your lawn because you you don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to or like you don't know how? Because and

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<v Speaker 5>where we are, like you don't, we don't hire people

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<v Speaker 5>to mow our lawns. So like, is it, like, why

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<v Speaker 5>do you have to hire someone to mow your lawn?

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<v Speaker 5>Serious question, just curious.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll answer that, go for it. I'll answer that. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to generalize a little bit, but I would say

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<v Speaker 2>probably if you live in a rural area, and if

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<v Speaker 2>you live like like, you know, really rural, you probably

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<v Speaker 2>have a giant property. You probably have a riding mower,

1:05:19.520 --> 1:05:21.960
<v Speaker 2>right you, Probably it was worthwhile to pay for a

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<v Speaker 2>riding more nice John Dee or whatever and get on

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<v Speaker 2>it and ride around mow the lawn. You probably have

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<v Speaker 2>the space for it too, right. I'm from Brooklyn where

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<v Speaker 2>there was three trees on the block. I didn't grow

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<v Speaker 2>up knowing how to mow my lawn. And then when

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<v Speaker 2>you get old enough to buy a home and you've

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<v Speaker 2>reached a point in your life where you can afford

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<v Speaker 2>a home, because the homes are crazy in our area,

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<v Speaker 2>the last thing I want to do as an adult

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<v Speaker 2>is mow my lawn. So everyone, I would say, either

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty five houses on the block, twenty six or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it is, eighty percent of the people hire a

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<v Speaker 2>lawn service. To hire services. They seed the lawn, they

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<v Speaker 2>fertilize the lawn, they trim the lawn, they trim the hedges,

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<v Speaker 2>they do all the stuff I'm not qualified to do

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<v Speaker 2>now could after working two jobs for twenty four years,

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<v Speaker 2>the last thing I want to do is come home

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<v Speaker 2>and do more work. So I find my time is

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<v Speaker 2>more valuable. I would rather pay someone who's better at

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<v Speaker 2>it a nominal fee to do the work so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to also have a bad back, so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to push the lawn more around. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>not it's not that it's not noble. It's not that

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<v Speaker 2>it's not If that's what you do, great, But I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't grow up where my dad was like son and

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<v Speaker 2>learn how to mow the lawn. Yeah, I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 2>washed the car because he was like, go wash the car.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a shammy. But no, I raise Gary. I think

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<v Speaker 2>maybe if you make good on that.

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<v Speaker 10>Steak dinner finally, maybe Brody will invite you to the

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<v Speaker 10>pool just fun.

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<v Speaker 2>No one has nothing to do with the other, and

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<v Speaker 2>I hurt. I repaid him twice on the steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>Go listen to my excuses on the other everybody knows you.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows you. Nope, paid in full. Liar, liar, Hey scary,

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe Brody will invite you to actually give him his

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<v Speaker 2>two people in a row now that are completely wrong

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<v Speaker 2>and don't know David Brody. I'm never getting the invite

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<v Speaker 2>to his backyard, not a shot. Hey, Scary, what's that there, Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll pause that I'll invite you on a rainy day

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<v Speaker 2>to come to go in the pool, and you'll say, no, man,

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<v Speaker 2>it's raining, and then I'll claim for years that I

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<v Speaker 2>invited you and you turned it down the way you

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<v Speaker 2>try to detect the canty.

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<v Speaker 9>Scary and Brody. Michael here from originally from Brooklyn, Slice

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<v Speaker 9>for Life fifty four. Hey, I think you guys should

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<v Speaker 9>take a vacation together and the Keys. That's when Nate

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<v Speaker 9>just went, you don't have to go all the way

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<v Speaker 9>down to Key West, but you could do Marathon Key

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<v Speaker 9>nice hotels, nice beaches, Jets, Keys and Brody does a

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<v Speaker 9>pool there for you, so you don't have to get

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<v Speaker 9>into the ocean and you'll have some fun.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll love it, really, guys, Jets, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that idea vacation.

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<v Speaker 11>Together, guarden and under a bush. And then my poor

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<v Speaker 11>Meatball was nothing but mush mush nice for life, y'all

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<v Speaker 11>love you?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah nice that of the second version of the Meatball song. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, how about this one over here? We're rolling,

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<v Speaker 2>We're cooking, We're cooking another talk back.

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<v Speaker 12>Hey, guys, this is Lee from last week. I'm scary.

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<v Speaker 12>I just wanted to say I had over a week

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<v Speaker 12>two weeks now to think about this, and I am

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<v Speaker 12>only going to half say that scary is wrong. Like

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<v Speaker 12>the other half, I'm going to say that, like Ghania

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<v Speaker 12>and Sam, we're also partially wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, have a good day, guys. This was talking

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<v Speaker 2>about the time when we were in my car at

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<v Speaker 2>the gas station and the guy came up with the

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus pamphlets and Gandhi and Sam tried to pick a

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<v Speaker 2>fight with the guy and talk back to him, and

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<v Speaker 2>all I want to do is keep by no clean,

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<v Speaker 2>take the pamphlet and say thank you very much because

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't want the guy to beat the shit out

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<v Speaker 2>of my car or me or the girls. But okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how he feels. And this is a good time

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<v Speaker 2>to remind people. If you're going to reference something from

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of weeks ago, you gotta tell us what

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<v Speaker 2>you're set it up, tell us what you're talking. Set

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<v Speaker 2>it up, set it up, shut it up full Send

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<v Speaker 2>Hi b boys.

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<v Speaker 4>Christine from Saddlebrook.

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<v Speaker 13>You have some vacation ideas for you guys. The keys,

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<v Speaker 13>the key, any key is fabulous.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at this again, Nashville.

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<v Speaker 13>I know there's no beach there, but it's still fabulous Nashville.

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<v Speaker 13>And then Kiawa Island in South Carolina. Really nice jet skis,

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<v Speaker 13>good food, et cetera, et cetera. Romantic guys, have fun

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<v Speaker 13>wherever you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you romantic. If we go to South Carolina, I

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<v Speaker 2>could knock on the door of Sam, who left me

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<v Speaker 2>a bad review on eBay. That's right, I have his address.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but think about that. I like that. I like

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<v Speaker 2>the keys idea. That's two in a row.

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<v Speaker 6>Danny donc A chiming in on the conversation with Gandhi

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<v Speaker 6>from the one of the last.

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<v Speaker 2>Episodes, well done.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm kind of agreeing with Scary on this. Although I

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<v Speaker 6>am a white male, I'm not Catholic or Christian, but

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<v Speaker 6>I think being rational with an irrational person does not

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<v Speaker 6>make sense, and I think him trying to diffuse the

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<v Speaker 6>situation was the right way to go anyways. Doesn't just

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<v Speaker 6>care about his car, is looking out more for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, that's a man with a lot of sense,

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<v Speaker 2>right there. I like you. How many did you just

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<v Speaker 2>go digging through to find that one? No, I'm playing

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<v Speaker 2>them in order, buddy, Danny dimes again.

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<v Speaker 9>I just want to add.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't get Sam and Gandhi's perspective just because I

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<v Speaker 7>haven't lived the life they lived, so it's kind of

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<v Speaker 7>tough to see what they've been through in the past.

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<v Speaker 7>Versus was scary myself.

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<v Speaker 6>I've been through in the past scary, and I am.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, don't retract on it, don't walk it back.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on my side. I heard a little hesitation. My

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<v Speaker 2>second dog is Danny Diamond, Danny Dimes. Again, just want

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<v Speaker 2>to say I disagree with scary Danny Dimes. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>giving it's a lot of thought. And well, tall Darry,

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<v Speaker 2>you let me down because we've come to the end

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<v Speaker 2>of this and uh, we're we're out. Yeah, we're out

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<v Speaker 2>of gas, out of time and we will have to

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<v Speaker 2>get him next time. Damn it. Well hard dog penis,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't get to talk about the erect dog. No,

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<v Speaker 2>this is you know what this We're gonna We're gonna prolonged.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna prolong this. We're gonna leave We're gonna leave

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<v Speaker 2>the penis out the same way it was out for

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<v Speaker 2>the dog. We're gonna leave it out for another week. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna have to let it hang for another week,

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<v Speaker 2>if you know what I'm saying. Yep, Look, we're not

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<v Speaker 2>putting the lipstick back in the tube. Sorry, guys, I

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<v Speaker 2>know you're disappointed that we don't get the doggy dick

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<v Speaker 2>conversation on the that was and by the way, we

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<v Speaker 2>were most excited to give you that this week. And

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<v Speaker 2>you would you please admit to the slices that you

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<v Speaker 2>tease the doggy Dick. Just say to them, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I teased the doggy dick. I'm sorry I teased the

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<v Speaker 2>doggy dick. How long did you do that? For the

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<v Speaker 2>whole podcast? I teased, Wow, you tease the doggy dick

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<v Speaker 2>the whole the wather it was hard so long. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>Look at him. He's in London time, you know, through

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<v Speaker 2>the tulips with his girlfriend this weekend. Yeah. Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 2>Boys