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Speaker 1: Excuse me, shutty, do you know where I can find

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Speaker 1: young booty?

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Speaker 2: Sue bowls Call of Booty. It's time for a brand

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Speaker 2: new call of booty. And Sam is on the phone

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Speaker 2: and he wants to see if he can get his

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Speaker 2: wife to leave her job and meet him for a

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Speaker 2: call of booty. But remember, it's not dirty. He can't

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Speaker 2: say anything blatant or tell her exactly what he wants

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Speaker 2: to do. He's got to try to convince her to

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Speaker 2: leave her job using a ridiculous theme that will give

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Speaker 2: him in just a second to first see if he

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Speaker 2: can get her to understand what he's talking about, and

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Speaker 2: then see if she'll actually leave her job to meet

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Speaker 2: him for a call of booty. But before we do that,

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Speaker 2: we got to find out about the situation. So Sam,

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Speaker 2: you want to call your wife? Where does she work?

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Speaker 1: Whereas yeah, she works as a librarian.

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Speaker 2: A librarian, never buy it.

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Speaker 3: And studious and whatnot. Oh yeah, it'd be great.

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Speaker 2: Cool, Okay, okay, have you ever tried to call her

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Speaker 2: to leave her job as a librarian to meet you

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Speaker 2: for this type of thing before?

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Speaker 3: Not?

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Speaker 1: Really, I kind of don't like bother her at work,

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Speaker 1: but this seems like such a good opportunity.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I have to jump on there.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those jobs where you don't really want

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Speaker 1: to get bothered at too. It's also to be hush

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Speaker 1: hush and quiet.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's gonna be perfect exactly.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it could go either way with a librarian.

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Speaker 2: I don't know many librarians, but I feel like either

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Speaker 2: they're just you know, very innocent and like would be

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Speaker 2: just like shocked and that she would want them to

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Speaker 2: leave the job do this, or to just be like

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Speaker 2: a freak and be like, yeah, come in, come down here,

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Speaker 2: and we'll do it on the book part.

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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, she's never much more of a wholesome person,

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Speaker 1: but there have been times where she has completely surprised me.

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Speaker 3: So I'm really hoping we're going to see that today.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And what's there's schedule? Like, can she just like

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Speaker 2: leave if she wants to?

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Speaker 1: Not really and she like she loves her job so

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Speaker 1: that it's getting her to just leave it for this

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Speaker 1: is gonna be a challenge, but I'm feeling pretty good

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 3: I think we can do it.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: We'll see how you feel when we give you the theme,

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Speaker 2: because remember, you can't be dirty about it, and you

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Speaker 2: can't say exactly what you want to do. But since

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Speaker 2: she's a librarian, you have to call her and see

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Speaker 2: if you can get her to leave her job and

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Speaker 2: meet you for a booty call. Sounding like a Doctor

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Speaker 2: Seuss book, So all right, you have you read a

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Speaker 2: bunch of Doctor SEUs. Do you think you're gonna be

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Speaker 2: able to do that or do you need like to

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Speaker 2: go look up some stuff?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's been a minute as I've read any

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Speaker 1: Doctor Seuss, but I think we all know enough.

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Speaker 2: All right, And if you're just joining us. Sam is

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Speaker 2: on the phone and he's about to call his wife, Jordan,

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Speaker 2: who's working as a librarian right now, and ask her

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Speaker 2: if she'll leave her job to come meet him for

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Speaker 2: a call of booty. But remember, he can't say anything

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Speaker 2: dirty or blatant about what he wants to do. He

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Speaker 2: has to do it in the theme of a doctor

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Speaker 2: Seuss book, since she's a librarian. Sam, you feel like

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Speaker 2: you're ready to go, yep, I did, all right, So

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Speaker 2: good luck, and remember we'll jump in to save you

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Speaker 2: if you need it. But hopefully you can somehow sound

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Speaker 2: like a doctor, can convince her to leave her job.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna dial her phone number right now.

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Speaker 4: Pine Street Library.

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Speaker 3: This is Jordan.

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Speaker 4: How can I help you?

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Speaker 3: Hi, baby, it's Sam. I am and I don't need

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Speaker 3: green eggs or.

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Speaker 5: Ham, but I do have a wiggle in my waggle

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Speaker 5: a fiddle in my stick. Maybe for the rest of

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Speaker 5: the day, you could leave work and tell them that

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Speaker 5: you're sick.

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Speaker 3: What are you high? I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: If you just come to me, we can noodle by

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Speaker 1: the noodle tree, because, my love, you get my heart

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Speaker 1: bouncing like a jumping bean. And I was just thinking

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Speaker 1: we could snippy boppity do the nasty pants dance all afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Sam, Sam, are you okay? Are you

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Speaker 4: sure you are right?

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Speaker 3: Could you lead work soon to come and rescue your

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Speaker 3: snuggle baboon.

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Speaker 1: I promised to make you swoon, to take you to

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Speaker 1: new heights higher than the moon. If only you could

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Speaker 1: tell your boss to shove it. I've gotten ugly and

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Speaker 1: I need you to bump it.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, no, no, that's fine, right right, I'll

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Speaker 4: be right there. No, I'm just gone with my husband. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 4: I'll see in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah bye.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, there are sey people around me right now.

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Speaker 4: This is so awkward.

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Speaker 3: Damn is so sad. Sam is so blue? Sam is

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Speaker 3: at home with no one to do.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, would you could.

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Speaker 3: You just leadwork now, even for a short visit a

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Speaker 3: click in and out?

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Speaker 4: Sam? Sam? Sam listening to me, I'm really busy, and

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Speaker 4: I don't know why you're trying to do this, like

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Speaker 4: talking like doctor SEUs, you know, like a Doctor Seuss book, but.

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Speaker 1: I don't like can.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So is that a yes yes to my question?

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Speaker 1: Because if so, it sounds like you're getting the.

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Speaker 3: Sniffles and want to come home to the love doctor

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Speaker 3: for a quick injection.

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Speaker 4: Baby, I really can't wait today.

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Speaker 3: Wait, hang on on. Sam is hanging wondering why hoping

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Speaker 3: you're about to say that you're on your way to

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Speaker 3: snuggle his what's it? And touch all his widgets because

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Speaker 3: he misses his little spinners and can't wait to sid it.

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Speaker 6: You're you are ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I had to move to another area.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry that I was the object, like is

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Speaker 3: are you coming home? Are you? Is it working all right?

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Speaker 4: But I was listening. My boss just walked by.

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Speaker 6: My boss just walk I listened to me what I

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Speaker 6: was saying, was I can't today, but maybe we could

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Speaker 6: plant it out and you can get like a cat

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Speaker 6: in the hat costume or something, and you would do

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Speaker 6: this little game next Thursday.

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Speaker 4: Because listen to me, Tessa is going to be on

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Speaker 4: vacation that day.

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Speaker 3: So it was easier for me to leave.

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Speaker 4: But my boss is walking back me.

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Speaker 6: Now I have to get off the phone.

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Speaker 2: Hey Jordan, don't get off the phone just yet. How

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Speaker 2: are you? This is actually a radio show. It's called

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Speaker 2: The Jewbell Show.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Min is Victoria and my name is Jubil. How are you?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? No?

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Speaker 2: We do a segment on a show that's called a

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Speaker 2: Call of Booty where you have to see if you

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Speaker 2: can convince your significant other to leave their job and

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Speaker 2: meet you for a booty call. But you have to

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Speaker 2: use the theme that we give you. And since you're

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Speaker 2: a librarian, we told Sam he has to do it

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Speaker 2: like a cat in the Hat book and Sam nailed it.

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Speaker 2: It did a great job.

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Speaker 3: Get fired. I'm going to get fired.

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Speaker 2: Well, Sam, what do you think you want to get

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Speaker 2: a cat and hat?

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Speaker 3: I'm totally down for fine by me, So don't three

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Speaker 3: one people.

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Speaker 1: We'll go all right?

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Speaker 2: He