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<v Speaker 1>All right, it should be red. Nope, it's red record

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<v Speaker 1>and you want to record things that should be red.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Right, Trouble took it in with.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Serial Killers. Fat Scary in the other studio,

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Scotti in here. Uh, this is the podcast where

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about cereal. We eat it, we try it,

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<v Speaker 1>we rate it, and you make your decisions based on that. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll think inside the box for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Right, it's been five years. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>it's ever going to catch on.

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<v Speaker 1>It caught on with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah to you, I enjoy it. Okay. Uh yeah, Live

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<v Speaker 2>from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios, this is Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess it's officially Easter Monday. Is that a thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I mean not for I don't know. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>on the calendar it says Easter Monday. I don't remember

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<v Speaker 2>ever having off for Easter Monday. Right, you'd always get

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<v Speaker 2>off like that Friday. Good for eighty Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, hold on, there's a bunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>The Jew in the room, let me go through. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell me, tell me if I'm right. The Jew

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<v Speaker 1>in the room will tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I know I don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But we had ascension Thursday. Is that anywhere around here?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh uh?

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<v Speaker 1>We had good Friday. Yeah, Palm Sunday, Easter Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>So Palm Sunday is like earlier. Okay, that's when you

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<v Speaker 2>get your ashes and them. No, that's that's Wednesday. That's ashy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's Palm Sunday where you get a palm. There's

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<v Speaker 2>ash Wednesday where you get the ash.

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<v Speaker 1>They saw the palms in the shop right right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. Yeah, But Palm Easter Sunday is this Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's when like, no, that we just passed. It

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<v Speaker 1>was yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, for today's today's Easter Monday. Yeah, got it,

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<v Speaker 2>got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Got it?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, but we used to do Stations of the

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<v Speaker 2>Cross at Catholic school.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's like the different stages of Jesus getting crucified,

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<v Speaker 2>which is very very How could I put this dark?

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<v Speaker 2>When you're in like sixth seventh grade, I've been watching

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<v Speaker 2>like Jesus get tortured on across and it's you're like

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<v Speaker 2>in seventh grade, and it's like a tone for your

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<v Speaker 2>sins and It's like, what did I do? I went

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<v Speaker 2>to e BOM's World. I know that was a bad website.

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<v Speaker 1>Hilarious, So yeah, fun, we have tone also, that's you, Kapoor.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind the thing of a toning. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>we had to get ours. It was reconciliation. That was

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<v Speaker 2>the sacrament you got in fifth grade. Yeah, and again,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you confessing in fifth grade? Is that when

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<v Speaker 2>you go in the box and talk to the crippy

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<v Speaker 2>old man the priest. Oh yeah, so the priest okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they buy law apparently can't blab about anything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a therapist almost.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they tell that's just like doctors, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>after the doctor's appointment there, Hey, this guy that came in.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have seen the chunk that he had on

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<v Speaker 1>his butt, you know, I mean yeah, I mean they

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<v Speaker 1>go out and they drink and they talk. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>like doctor to doctor unhipified. I don't know. They just

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<v Speaker 1>don't say names. I guess, yeah this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true because I know some doctors who told me

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<v Speaker 2>stuff like oh you want to believe, but they just

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<v Speaker 2>don't say the name, right right right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, why do we eat some cereal? That'll liven it up. Sure, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do a twelve Do you know it was also

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<v Speaker 2>an hour to do the Stations of the Cross because

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<v Speaker 2>you have to do each one where it was like

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<v Speaker 2>and then Jesus left, stop then they'd read and so

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<v Speaker 2>you kids must love that for our presentation of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You it was literally like.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have to make a dialectram?

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I remember John Carnivale was Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>They And it was crazy too because they like, they're

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<v Speaker 2>like then they hang him up and all this other stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and it really is like, why in seventh grade are

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<v Speaker 2>we doing Stations of the Cross with these twelve year olds? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm just speaking out loud here.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I get it. I just don't understand why somebody

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<v Speaker 1>put beer in the Farmland fresh Ari's fridge. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>very kosher.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, these are gonna sit here for the next

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<v Speaker 2>six months.

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<v Speaker 1>Take the film of disgusting. Now, let's talk about all

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<v Speaker 1>this on bull Chat, which will be coming soon. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>let's eat some cereal pals. Great, so this one is

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<v Speaker 1>new and uh right, I repent, Thank you, Secret squirrel,

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<v Speaker 1>Joel pointed, this one out to me at the shop

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<v Speaker 1>right where they have the palms. It's new from Cashi Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>This is organic cocoa clusters. Okay, I think it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be pretty good. Oh yeah, it's cocoa flavored clusters and

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<v Speaker 1>vanilla oat flakes with other natural flavors. So it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a black and white cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, black and white cookies are so good. I

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<v Speaker 1>still say that that's mainly a Northeast New York thing, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you don't really see and if you see

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<v Speaker 1>them in other parts of the country, they usually package

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<v Speaker 1>like Justin's, you know, like black and white cookies in

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<v Speaker 1>the cellophane at the gas station, not really in the

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<v Speaker 1>fresh bakery.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So it smells nice, it does. It smells like a

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<v Speaker 1>black and white milkshake.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, does smell nice, right. I like the fluffiness

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<v Speaker 2>of the cookie on a black and white cookie. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the secret to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, now, because some people are like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like the black part and something they make full

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<v Speaker 1>white ones, or I don't like the white part and

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<v Speaker 1>they make full chocolate ones.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just a cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a cookie with the frosting ears.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know, yeah, I will say some times the

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<v Speaker 2>coating of the cookie frosting is almost like a sticker

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<v Speaker 2>you can just peel off, like fondant. Fondant right, you

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<v Speaker 2>are fond right. Anyway, she used the spoons that I got.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like those. Plus Cooper touched it, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>probably sick. What I don't know. Kids are always sick, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when they're in first grade, and then by the

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<v Speaker 2>time they get to like fifth grade, everybody is all good.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids always have boogers in that I forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>She's training diaper still or moving anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So form the fresh air is organic two percent produced

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<v Speaker 1>fat milk. When you're at the dairy case, look for

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<v Speaker 1>the cow face. Oo Hey, yeah, there we go. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get that on the Kashi. Oh what, I

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<v Speaker 1>just dropped it on my pants organic cocoa cluster.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because I have to sit so freaking close to

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<v Speaker 2>this stupid microphone that's in my face.

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<v Speaker 1>We should get a proper studio. I would love that,

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<v Speaker 1>like the old one we have with the big Cereal

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<v Speaker 1>library behind us.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy is that in this whole building full of studio,

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't make room for podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmmm mmm, pretty good that my thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I think four bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm enjoying the crunch of the flakes. There was just

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<v Speaker 1>a hint of vanilla to them, you know, then a

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<v Speaker 1>little cocoa clusters. It's good. It's good cocoa.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nice little pleasant cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pleasant, pleasant. Yeah. I think it's tasty, and I

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<v Speaker 1>always hate it when mom said that. My mom would

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<v Speaker 1>take tasty and I would cringe. I have a certain

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<v Speaker 1>trigger words. Tasty was always one of them. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess maybe I got over that one because I just

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<v Speaker 1>said it. It's good though. I'm gonna also give it

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<v Speaker 1>four balls. Andrew. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>But men don't seek therapy, they just start cereal podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Yeah, mmmm this.

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<v Speaker 2>I always hated that word, but I guess I just

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<v Speaker 2>said it. So you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, we talked all about something on the show

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<v Speaker 1>this morning that things that drive me nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything does.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there are just some things and I can't help it.

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<v Speaker 1>You on per can No, I can't like when people slurp.

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<v Speaker 1>It just goes through me like like nails on a talkboard.

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<v Speaker 2>You realize whenever you're anxious to go like this, you

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<v Speaker 2>do happy hands.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It was a good cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>You're applauding and sign language.

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<v Speaker 1>Find it all the way to the right, all the

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<v Speaker 1>way to the left of all the other cereals. This

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<v Speaker 1>is like the healthy cut type stuff. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was good.

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<v Speaker 1>Kashi's more mainstream now it used to be Cosha used

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<v Speaker 1>to be like all the healthy stuff. Now there's so

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<v Speaker 1>much stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Don't they make bars too? They do?

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<v Speaker 1>They make everything? Yeah, Kashi, I don't know. Ooly, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they make bars anymore. Okay, they

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<v Speaker 1>might not. Okay, So why don't we move on to

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<v Speaker 1>cereal number two? And these next two cereals came from

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<v Speaker 1>our friend Matt. You know, thank god for Matt. If

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<v Speaker 1>it weren't for Matt, we'd be low.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the best, Matt. We love you.

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<v Speaker 1>He's pretty good the best, but he's good.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you, Matt. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>He sends me pictures from the story. He's like, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you need this, And by the time I get back

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<v Speaker 1>to him, he's left the store, like, you know, three

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<v Speaker 1>days ago. So he just buys it anyway. So he

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<v Speaker 1>sent us a big old giant box. And in that

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<v Speaker 1>big old giant box is what Well, here's one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very heavy.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>My only problem is the flap is open. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think he injected the bag with like cyanide or something.

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<v Speaker 2>If it did, I welcome the sweet release of death.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, uh, it's a family size Millville frosted flakes. Now Millville.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you tell me what store that's sold in? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>That is somebody's brand in come on in Perkins.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a restaurant that's sold in the Pickley Wiggly.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it isn't.

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<v Speaker 2>That is sold in shop right, don't even that is

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<v Speaker 2>sold in Aldi All d yes, I know how he

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<v Speaker 2>should have known.

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<v Speaker 1>That side and the generic polar Bear on the front,

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<v Speaker 1>they are good. That's Smedley, Smedley. I don't actually the

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Crunch Cronies has a Smedley in it. Oh look,

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<v Speaker 1>frosted flakes are generally just frosted flakes of corn. Does

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<v Speaker 1>does this one say of corn?

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<v Speaker 2>It says sweetened flakes of corn cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, grab a pencil it you got a character kid

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<v Speaker 1>on the back there you can make creatures.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, this is very heavy, actually, creature creator.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so look, for the most part, your store brand

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<v Speaker 1>frosted flakes, raisin bran, any of that stuff, and they're

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<v Speaker 1>all basically the same. So I have a feeling it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be pretty highly rated. Our Farmland Fresh Airy is

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<v Speaker 1>two percent organic milk. There you go, Andrew your spoons

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<v Speaker 1>right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Smells like corn flakes. Let's see, it's quite sweet. You're

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<v Speaker 1>very sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmm.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's almost sweeter than your average frosted flake.

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<v Speaker 1>You love it? Yeah, I have a bi bowler for me. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I always love frosted fleas. You really can't mess it up,

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<v Speaker 2>although some people have can't go wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, So would you say that froster Flakes is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like your go to?

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<v Speaker 2>I would?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, it's like if it's there between that. My mom

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<v Speaker 2>always has frosted flakes or crunchberries.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that your top dog frosted flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Topdog law dot com?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we don't give them stuff here, seriously, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>pay yet. This is good four balls, Andrew, because frosted

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<v Speaker 1>flakes are just always across the board pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't go wrong, you really can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the creatures on there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool. Yeah, yeah, anyway, again, this is Aldie.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you got the Aldie and you got the Leedle. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They are the competitors from the from the Germany over there,

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<v Speaker 1>from the Germany. Yeah, what is it Europe? They're over there,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where they started.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, all the and legal are not the same.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're not.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're not even friends.

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<v Speaker 1>That's correct. They're enemies.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, okay, I always thought it was just like

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<v Speaker 2>you and I. Oh really, why are we enemies?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know we think differently.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it because we're two guys who love cereal? Scott

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<v Speaker 2>has extensive cereal knowledge and Andrew to crunch and learn.

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<v Speaker 2>They are two longtime co workers, and together we'll give

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<v Speaker 2>you their comical review of one classic and one brand

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<v Speaker 2>new serial in each episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, we had to change that. That's old.

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<v Speaker 2>Were hardly scientific rating system? Oh holtho if I read

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<v Speaker 2>that wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>We really need to change that.

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<v Speaker 2>There are two longtime co workers that together will give

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<v Speaker 2>you their comical review of one classic and one brand

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<v Speaker 2>new serial in each episode dot dot dot with their

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<v Speaker 2>hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon

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<v Speaker 2>and come along for the ride.

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<v Speaker 1>We definitely need to update that. That's from the very beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember we used to only do two. Yeah, maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>should go back to that model.

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<v Speaker 2>You tried that, remember, yeah, very like two episodes what

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<v Speaker 2>five episodes ago? You were like, we're doing two again,

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<v Speaker 2>just to pad it out, and then all of a

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<v Speaker 2>sudden you came back and you're like, here's another one,

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<v Speaker 2>perfectly cure writer.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because Matt keeps sending these massive action car writer complain,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll be back right after this what happened, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>back true racial coodlat Listen, you have seventeen different voices

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I love them all, but I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>that one's like that's a muppet voice.

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<v Speaker 2>Or it sounds like the something from pee Wee's Playhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>I love pee Wee's Playhouse.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jackie, that was her favorite and fun fact, she

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<v Speaker 2>had a doll with the string and it was pee Wee. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he would laugh, yep, terrifying. We buried it in the

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<v Speaker 2>house across the street from us, and to this day, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because they were building a house on top of it

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<v Speaker 2>and we were like, let's put the doll in there

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<v Speaker 2>and then maybe it'll like haunt them.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? Yeah, that's a horror movie. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>so cool. Is it still there? Do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>I hope so. I mean the bulldozers and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, how far down did you put them? Six feet?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it was like a mound of dirt, Like

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<v Speaker 2>when I tell you, it was like a mountain of

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<v Speaker 2>dirt that was at least like a story high. And

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<v Speaker 2>we used to like roll down the mountain. It was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why her parents let us play in

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<v Speaker 2>dirt like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to go time my Tonka truck when they

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<v Speaker 1>were doing the dig doing the sewers in the street.

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<v Speaker 1>I was outside with my Tonka truck just playing over.

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<v Speaker 2>We would just like roll down the dirt mound. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not great. But anyway, we put the TV Herman in

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<v Speaker 2>there and now maybe in the floorboards at that person's house.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very interesting. And then maybe they hear could you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine if someone pulled the string?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Uh, here's another one for Matt. This is from Kiggins.

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<v Speaker 1>This is your store brand that is in some stores.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not uh well, this one, this particular one is

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<v Speaker 1>from Say and Save a Lot, you know, but I

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<v Speaker 1>believe that they're in more than one store. Kiggins is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like Cisco ish, you know, where they go

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<v Speaker 1>to a lot of different stores. Yeah, it's just it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a generic It's a generic brand that

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<v Speaker 1>you might see in more than one store, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Cisco. Okay, enter the dragon Thong song.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought that was the name of the album. Wow, look

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<v Speaker 1>at you, I know the album. Oh I'm burping up

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<v Speaker 1>like some Italian food from earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>How much did you have? How much did you have?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have all that much? Actually, okay, so this

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<v Speaker 1>is honeypuffs? He's it gonna be your smacks or your

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<v Speaker 1>you know, sugar crisp.

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<v Speaker 2>Or do you really have to try hard to f up?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I love these types of serials.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that bear's name? Oh Butcher? What butchy?

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<v Speaker 2>Butcher? Butcher the buyer? Why do they always have Southern

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<v Speaker 2>accents for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they look like that. They just look like they

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<v Speaker 1>look at they're like rednecks.

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<v Speaker 2>Got these room the gold Bawd.

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<v Speaker 1>And moments later he's going to be shot by a bowhunter.

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<v Speaker 1>See he's all excited. Now what what? I don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this episode is taken on a grim. It started

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<v Speaker 2>with the stations of the Cross and truly it's gone

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<v Speaker 2>south ever since anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So honeypuffs from Kiggins.

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<v Speaker 2>Carnie Bowl use the box as a stage to create

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<v Speaker 2>your own side show.

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<v Speaker 1>Farmland fresh areas two percent reduced fat milk.

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<v Speaker 2>They are really really trying hard with this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ultra pasteurized.

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<v Speaker 2>Andy, who's setting this up at the stage while they're

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<v Speaker 2>eating cereal with their honeypuffs.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, they got to give him something to do otherwise,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. At least it's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>effort rather than just putting the same on the front

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<v Speaker 1>in the back that a lot of the boxes do.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you go, pal, No, you're right, the intern's got

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<v Speaker 1>to do something. Yeah, true, hours don't here we.

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<v Speaker 2>Go hmmmm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a nice tastes like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Smack five bulls. I love honey smacks really yeah hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty close to the original, which it is.

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<v Speaker 1>We've done a few of these lately. We did the

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<v Speaker 1>Wegmans one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they're bland. This has like the perfect amount

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<v Speaker 2>of sweetness.

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<v Speaker 1>Pland do you remember what you gave those because I'll

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<v Speaker 1>look it up right now.

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<v Speaker 2>M m m hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>At Cereal KILLERSPC dot com. Get all the ratings. You

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<v Speaker 1>gave it five right now this I'll give it four

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<v Speaker 1>in a spoon. It's good cereal, solid, it's a good

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<v Speaker 1>store brand of you know of a name brand accurate?

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<v Speaker 1>I got yeah, me too. Sport anyway, he wins arbor day?

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<v Speaker 1>Did we miss it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that trees?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to plant a tree woodsy owl.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you have a hoot. Don't pollute.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he says that anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>They changed, They changed a lot of their Are you

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<v Speaker 2>watching the floor?

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<v Speaker 1>No firew that game with the floor falls out with

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<v Speaker 1>what's his name?

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<v Speaker 2>That is not it? If you're about to see the

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<v Speaker 2>game show called the floor the game show, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but they don't fall through the floor whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>They lose the competition, they say, okay, you can leave

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<v Speaker 2>now right right.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see the Robb Blow thing in Hollywood where

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<v Speaker 1>he walked out in the street and one of those

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<v Speaker 1>tour buses had no idea who he was, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was so angry all the passengers did with the tour

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<v Speaker 1>guide had no clue. To hire people that are clueless,

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I would have known Roblow. He remember he

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<v Speaker 1>was here.

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<v Speaker 2>Any new celebrity you would be like, no, does it exist? Pass?

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<v Speaker 1>I just wouldn't know anyway. Thank you for listening to

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers. Please check out our friends on Instagram at

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<v Speaker 1>Farmland Fresh Dries.

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<v Speaker 2>We're serious that you should go on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, No, it's too much pressure.

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<v Speaker 2>The floor is fun, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I did chain reaction. That's about all I can handle.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what the show does? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>The lights are so hot?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you have to stand on the floor

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<v Speaker 2>for like.

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<v Speaker 1>All eyes are on you. It's a lot of pressure,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of pressure. Okay, I'm not a pressure guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, anyway, maybe you should have listened to Melon Robbins.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't go.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't go for that stuff. I love being anxious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's pretty good, that's right. What is that on

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<v Speaker 1>the screen there? Can they see that?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Okay, but if they could, they know that the

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<v Speaker 2>call that's is there that never gets answered and it's

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<v Speaker 2>right over my face.

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<v Speaker 1>So yes, thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Follow us,

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<v Speaker 1>to our YouTube channel and subscribe there too. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>can make fifty cents tool.

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<v Speaker 2>And like our clips that we're uploading too.

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<v Speaker 1>I like I like your clips. I like when you

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<v Speaker 1>do that. I think they're funny. I think they're cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of them make me look stupid, but I don't care. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. It's all for the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all for the show. It's just a character. When

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<v Speaker 2>the mics are off, I become Scott not Scottie.

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<v Speaker 1>I disagree, but okay, different man. Anyway, thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next week with another Serial Killers and

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<v Speaker 1>uh stay tuned for a bowl chat on the way

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<v Speaker 1>yay could be next.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows, who knows?

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<v Speaker 1>Crunch