Speaker 1: All right, it should be red. Nope, it's red record
Speaker 1: and you want to record things that should be red.
Speaker 2: Okay, Right, Trouble took it in with.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers. Fat Scary in the other studio,
Speaker 1: Andrew Scotti in here. Uh, this is the podcast where
Speaker 1: we talk about cereal. We eat it, we try it,
Speaker 1: we rate it, and you make your decisions based on that. Sure,
Speaker 1: we'll think inside the box for you.
Speaker 2: Okay. Right, it's been five years. I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's ever going to catch on.
Speaker 1: It caught on with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah to you, I enjoy it. Okay. Uh yeah, Live
Speaker 2: from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios, this is Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: And I guess it's officially Easter Monday. Is that a thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean not for I don't know. I mean
Speaker 2: on the calendar it says Easter Monday. I don't remember
Speaker 2: ever having off for Easter Monday. Right, you'd always get
Speaker 2: off like that Friday. Good for eighty Thursday.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, there's a bunch.
Speaker 2: Let me Sunday.
Speaker 1: The Jew in the room, let me go through. Let
Speaker 1: me tell me, tell me if I'm right. The Jew
Speaker 1: in the room will tell you.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 1: First of all, I know I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: But we had ascension Thursday. Is that anywhere around here?
Speaker 2: Uh uh?
Speaker 1: We had good Friday. Yeah, Palm Sunday, Easter Sunday.
Speaker 2: So Palm Sunday is like earlier. Okay, that's when you
Speaker 2: get your ashes and them. No, that's that's Wednesday. That's ashy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So there's Palm Sunday where you get a palm. There's
Speaker 2: ash Wednesday where you get the ash.
Speaker 1: They saw the palms in the shop right right now.
Speaker 1: I just saw it.
Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah, But Palm Easter Sunday is this Sunday.
Speaker 1: And that's when like, no, that we just passed. It
Speaker 1: was yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for today's today's Easter Monday. Yeah, got it,
Speaker 2: got it?
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: So yeah, but we used to do Stations of the
Speaker 2: Cross at Catholic school.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: No, it's like the different stages of Jesus getting crucified,
Speaker 2: which is very very How could I put this dark?
Speaker 2: When you're in like sixth seventh grade, I've been watching
Speaker 2: like Jesus get tortured on across and it's you're like
Speaker 2: in seventh grade, and it's like a tone for your
Speaker 2: sins and It's like, what did I do? I went
Speaker 2: to e BOM's World. I know that was a bad website.
Speaker 1: Hilarious, So yeah, fun, we have tone also, that's you, Kapoor.
Speaker 2: I don't mind the thing of a toning. It's just
Speaker 2: we had to get ours. It was reconciliation. That was
Speaker 2: the sacrament you got in fifth grade. Yeah, and again,
Speaker 2: what are you confessing in fifth grade? Is that when
Speaker 2: you go in the box and talk to the crippy
Speaker 2: old man the priest. Oh yeah, so the priest okay,
Speaker 2: and then they buy law apparently can't blab about anything.
Speaker 2: It's like a therapist almost.
Speaker 1: Oh they tell that's just like doctors, you know what
Speaker 1: after the doctor's appointment there, Hey, this guy that came in.
Speaker 1: You should have seen the chunk that he had on
Speaker 1: his butt, you know, I mean yeah, I mean they
Speaker 1: go out and they drink and they talk. Is there
Speaker 1: like doctor to doctor unhipified. I don't know. They just
Speaker 1: don't say names. I guess, yeah this guy.
Speaker 2: That's true because I know some doctors who told me
Speaker 2: stuff like oh you want to believe, but they just
Speaker 2: don't say the name, right right right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway, why do we eat some cereal? That'll liven it up. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: Let's do a twelve Do you know it was also
Speaker 2: an hour to do the Stations of the Cross because
Speaker 2: you have to do each one where it was like
Speaker 2: and then Jesus left, stop then they'd read and so
Speaker 2: you kids must love that for our presentation of it.
Speaker 2: You it was literally like.
Speaker 1: Did you have to make a dialectram?
Speaker 2: No, but I remember John Carnivale was Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yep.
Speaker 2: They And it was crazy too because they like, they're
Speaker 2: like then they hang him up and all this other stuff,
Speaker 2: and it really is like, why in seventh grade are
Speaker 2: we doing Stations of the Cross with these twelve year olds? Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just speaking out loud here.
Speaker 1: No, I get it. I just don't understand why somebody
Speaker 1: put beer in the Farmland fresh Ari's fridge. That's not
Speaker 1: very kosher.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, these are gonna sit here for the next
Speaker 2: six months.
Speaker 1: Take the film of disgusting. Now, let's talk about all
Speaker 1: this on bull Chat, which will be coming soon. Right now,
Speaker 1: let's eat some cereal pals. Great, so this one is
Speaker 1: new and uh right, I repent, Thank you, Secret squirrel,
Speaker 1: Joel pointed, this one out to me at the shop
Speaker 1: right where they have the palms. It's new from Cashi Andrew.
Speaker 1: This is organic cocoa clusters. Okay, I think it's gonna
Speaker 1: be pretty good. Oh yeah, it's cocoa flavored clusters and
Speaker 1: vanilla oat flakes with other natural flavors. So it's kind
Speaker 1: of like a black and white cereal.
Speaker 2: Fine.
Speaker 1: You know, black and white cookies are so good. I
Speaker 1: still say that that's mainly a Northeast New York thing, Okay.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't really see and if you see
Speaker 1: them in other parts of the country, they usually package
Speaker 1: like Justin's, you know, like black and white cookies in
Speaker 1: the cellophane at the gas station, not really in the
Speaker 1: fresh bakery.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it smells nice, it does. It smells like a
Speaker 1: black and white milkshake.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, does smell nice, right. I like the fluffiness
Speaker 2: of the cookie on a black and white cookie. That's
Speaker 2: the secret to me.
Speaker 1: And you know, now, because some people are like, I
Speaker 1: don't like the black part and something they make full
Speaker 1: white ones, or I don't like the white part and
Speaker 1: they make full chocolate ones.
Speaker 2: That's just a cookie.
Speaker 1: It's just a cookie with the frosting ears.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, yeah, I will say some times the
Speaker 2: coating of the cookie frosting is almost like a sticker
Speaker 2: you can just peel off, like fondant. Fondant right, you
Speaker 2: are fond right. Anyway, she used the spoons that I got.
Speaker 1: I don't like those. Plus Cooper touched it, and she's
Speaker 1: probably sick. What I don't know. Kids are always sick, right.
Speaker 2: Like when they're in first grade, and then by the
Speaker 2: time they get to like fifth grade, everybody is all good.
Speaker 1: Kids always have boogers in that I forgot.
Speaker 2: She's training diaper still or moving anyway.
Speaker 1: So form the fresh air is organic two percent produced
Speaker 1: fat milk. When you're at the dairy case, look for
Speaker 1: the cow face. Oo Hey, yeah, there we go. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna get that on the Kashi. Oh what, I
Speaker 1: just dropped it on my pants organic cocoa cluster.
Speaker 2: It's because I have to sit so freaking close to
Speaker 2: this stupid microphone that's in my face.
Speaker 1: We should get a proper studio. I would love that,
Speaker 1: like the old one we have with the big Cereal
Speaker 1: library behind us.
Speaker 2: Crazy is that in this whole building full of studio,
Speaker 2: they didn't make room for podcasts.
Speaker 1: Hmmm mmm, pretty good that my thinking.
Speaker 2: I think four bowls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying the crunch of the flakes. There was just
Speaker 1: a hint of vanilla to them, you know, then a
Speaker 1: little cocoa clusters. It's good. It's good cocoa.
Speaker 2: It's a nice little pleasant cereal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pleasant, pleasant. Yeah. I think it's tasty, and I
Speaker 1: always hate it when mom said that. My mom would
Speaker 1: take tasty and I would cringe. I have a certain
Speaker 1: trigger words. Tasty was always one of them. Okay, I
Speaker 1: guess maybe I got over that one because I just
Speaker 1: said it. It's good though. I'm gonna also give it
Speaker 1: four balls. Andrew. That's nice.
Speaker 2: But men don't seek therapy, they just start cereal podcasts.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, mmmm this.
Speaker 2: I always hated that word, but I guess I just
Speaker 2: said it. So you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, we talked all about something on the show
Speaker 1: this morning that things that drive me nuts.
Speaker 2: Everything does.
Speaker 1: No, there are just some things and I can't help it.
Speaker 1: You on per can No, I can't like when people slurp.
Speaker 1: It just goes through me like like nails on a talkboard.
Speaker 2: You realize whenever you're anxious to go like this, you
Speaker 2: do happy hands.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was a good cereal.
Speaker 2: You're applauding and sign language.
Speaker 1: Find it all the way to the right, all the
Speaker 1: way to the left of all the other cereals. This
Speaker 1: is like the healthy cut type stuff. You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 1: Kashi's more mainstream now it used to be Cosha used
Speaker 1: to be like all the healthy stuff. Now there's so
Speaker 1: much stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't they make bars too? They do?
Speaker 1: They make everything? Yeah, Kashi, I don't know. Ooly, actually,
Speaker 1: I don't know if they make bars anymore. Okay, they
Speaker 1: might not. Okay, So why don't we move on to
Speaker 1: cereal number two? And these next two cereals came from
Speaker 1: our friend Matt. You know, thank god for Matt. If
Speaker 1: it weren't for Matt, we'd be low.
Speaker 2: You're the best, Matt. We love you.
Speaker 1: He's pretty good the best, but he's good.
Speaker 2: We love you, Matt. Thank you.
Speaker 1: He sends me pictures from the story. He's like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you need this, And by the time I get back
Speaker 1: to him, he's left the store, like, you know, three
Speaker 1: days ago. So he just buys it anyway. So he
Speaker 1: sent us a big old giant box. And in that
Speaker 1: big old giant box is what Well, here's one of them.
Speaker 1: It's very heavy.
Speaker 2: Goodness.
Speaker 1: My only problem is the flap is open. Do you
Speaker 1: think he injected the bag with like cyanide or something.
Speaker 2: If it did, I welcome the sweet release of death.
Speaker 1: Well, uh, it's a family size Millville frosted flakes. Now Millville.
Speaker 1: Can you tell me what store that's sold in? Andrew?
Speaker 1: That is somebody's brand in come on in Perkins.
Speaker 2: That's a restaurant that's sold in the Pickley Wiggly.
Speaker 1: No, it isn't.
Speaker 2: That is sold in shop right, don't even that is
Speaker 2: sold in Aldi All d yes, I know how he
Speaker 2: should have known.
Speaker 1: That side and the generic polar Bear on the front,
Speaker 1: they are good. That's Smedley, Smedley. I don't actually the
Speaker 1: Captain Crunch Cronies has a Smedley in it. Oh look,
Speaker 1: frosted flakes are generally just frosted flakes of corn. Does
Speaker 1: does this one say of corn?
Speaker 2: It says sweetened flakes of corn cereal.
Speaker 1: Look, grab a pencil it you got a character kid
Speaker 1: on the back there you can make creatures.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is very heavy, actually, creature creator.
Speaker 1: Okay, so look, for the most part, your store brand
Speaker 1: frosted flakes, raisin bran, any of that stuff, and they're
Speaker 1: all basically the same. So I have a feeling it's
Speaker 1: gonna be pretty highly rated. Our Farmland Fresh Airy is
Speaker 1: two percent organic milk. There you go, Andrew your spoons
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Smells like corn flakes. Let's see, it's quite sweet. You're
Speaker 1: very sweet.
Speaker 2: Mmm.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's almost sweeter than your average frosted flake.
Speaker 1: You love it? Yeah, I have a bi bowler for me. Wow.
Speaker 2: I always love frosted fleas. You really can't mess it up,
Speaker 2: although some people have can't go wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, So would you say that froster Flakes is
Speaker 1: kind of like your go to?
Speaker 2: I would?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Really, it's like if it's there between that. My mom
Speaker 2: always has frosted flakes or crunchberries.
Speaker 1: Is that your top dog frosted flakes.
Speaker 2: Topdog law dot com?
Speaker 1: No, we don't give them stuff here, seriously, they don't
Speaker 1: pay yet. This is good four balls, Andrew, because frosted
Speaker 1: flakes are just always across the board pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't go wrong, you really can't.
Speaker 1: I love the creatures on there.
Speaker 2: That's cool. Yeah, yeah, anyway, again, this is Aldie.
Speaker 1: You know you got the Aldie and you got the Leedle. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They are the competitors from the from the Germany over there,
Speaker 1: from the Germany. Yeah, what is it Europe? They're over there,
Speaker 1: that's where they started.
Speaker 2: Great, all the and legal are not the same.
Speaker 1: No, they're not.
Speaker 2: And they're not even friends.
Speaker 1: That's correct. They're enemies.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, I always thought it was just like
Speaker 2: you and I. Oh really, why are we enemies?
Speaker 1: Well, you know we think differently.
Speaker 2: Is it because we're two guys who love cereal? Scott
Speaker 2: has extensive cereal knowledge and Andrew to crunch and learn.
Speaker 2: They are two longtime co workers, and together we'll give
Speaker 2: you their comical review of one classic and one brand
Speaker 2: new serial in each episode.
Speaker 1: Wow, we had to change that. That's old.
Speaker 2: Were hardly scientific rating system? Oh holtho if I read
Speaker 2: that wrong.
Speaker 1: We really need to change that.
Speaker 2: There are two longtime co workers that together will give
Speaker 2: you their comical review of one classic and one brand
Speaker 2: new serial in each episode dot dot dot with their
Speaker 2: hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon
Speaker 2: and come along for the ride.
Speaker 1: We definitely need to update that. That's from the very beginning.
Speaker 1: Remember we used to only do two. Yeah, maybe we
Speaker 1: should go back to that model.
Speaker 2: You tried that, remember, yeah, very like two episodes what
Speaker 2: five episodes ago? You were like, we're doing two again,
Speaker 2: just to pad it out, and then all of a
Speaker 2: sudden you came back and you're like, here's another one,
Speaker 2: perfectly cure writer.
Speaker 1: Well, because Matt keeps sending these massive action car writer complain,
Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this what happened, and we're
Speaker 1: back true racial coodlat Listen, you have seventeen different voices
Speaker 1: for me. I love them all, but I mean that
Speaker 1: that one's like that's a muppet voice.
Speaker 2: Or it sounds like the something from pee Wee's Playhouse.
Speaker 1: I love pee Wee's Playhouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jackie, that was her favorite and fun fact, she
Speaker 2: had a doll with the string and it was pee Wee. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he would laugh, yep, terrifying. We buried it in the
Speaker 2: house across the street from us, and to this day, yes,
Speaker 2: because they were building a house on top of it
Speaker 2: and we were like, let's put the doll in there
Speaker 2: and then maybe it'll like haunt them.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, that's a horror movie. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: so cool. Is it still there? Do you think?
Speaker 2: I hope so. I mean the bulldozers and stuff.
Speaker 1: Really, how far down did you put them? Six feet?
Speaker 2: I mean it was like a mound of dirt, Like
Speaker 2: when I tell you, it was like a mountain of
Speaker 2: dirt that was at least like a story high. And
Speaker 2: we used to like roll down the mountain. It was disgusting.
Speaker 2: I don't know why her parents let us play in
Speaker 2: dirt like that.
Speaker 1: I used to go time my Tonka truck when they
Speaker 1: were doing the dig doing the sewers in the street.
Speaker 1: I was outside with my Tonka truck just playing over.
Speaker 2: We would just like roll down the dirt mound. That's
Speaker 2: not great. But anyway, we put the TV Herman in
Speaker 2: there and now maybe in the floorboards at that person's house.
Speaker 1: That's very interesting. And then maybe they hear could you
Speaker 1: imagine if someone pulled the string?
Speaker 2: Oh god?
Speaker 1: Anyway, Uh, here's another one for Matt. This is from Kiggins.
Speaker 1: This is your store brand that is in some stores.
Speaker 1: It's not uh well, this one, this particular one is
Speaker 1: from Say and Save a Lot, you know, but I
Speaker 1: believe that they're in more than one store. Kiggins is
Speaker 1: kind of like Cisco ish, you know, where they go
Speaker 1: to a lot of different stores. Yeah, it's just it's
Speaker 1: kind of like a generic It's a generic brand that
Speaker 1: you might see in more than one store, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cisco. Okay, enter the dragon Thong song.
Speaker 1: Thought that was the name of the album. Wow, look
Speaker 1: at you, I know the album. Oh I'm burping up
Speaker 1: like some Italian food from earlier.
Speaker 2: How much did you have? How much did you have?
Speaker 1: I didn't have all that much? Actually, okay, so this
Speaker 1: is honeypuffs? He's it gonna be your smacks or your
Speaker 1: you know, sugar crisp.
Speaker 2: Or do you really have to try hard to f up?
Speaker 2: Because I love these types of serials.
Speaker 1: What's that bear's name? Oh Butcher? What butchy?
Speaker 2: Butcher? Butcher the buyer? Why do they always have Southern
Speaker 2: accents for me?
Speaker 1: Because they look like that. They just look like they
Speaker 1: look at they're like rednecks.
Speaker 2: Got these room the gold Bawd.
Speaker 1: And moments later he's going to be shot by a bowhunter.
Speaker 1: See he's all excited. Now what what? I don't know?
Speaker 2: Well, this episode is taken on a grim. It started
Speaker 2: with the stations of the Cross and truly it's gone
Speaker 2: south ever since anyway.
Speaker 1: So honeypuffs from Kiggins.
Speaker 2: Carnie Bowl use the box as a stage to create
Speaker 2: your own side show.
Speaker 1: Farmland fresh areas two percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 2: They are really really trying hard with this.
Speaker 1: It's ultra pasteurized.
Speaker 2: Andy, who's setting this up at the stage while they're
Speaker 2: eating cereal with their honeypuffs.
Speaker 1: Look, they got to give him something to do otherwise,
Speaker 1: you know what. At least it's a little bit of
Speaker 1: effort rather than just putting the same on the front
Speaker 1: in the back that a lot of the boxes do.
Speaker 1: Here you go, pal, No, you're right, the intern's got
Speaker 1: to do something. Yeah, true, hours don't here we.
Speaker 2: Go hmmmm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a nice tastes like a.
Speaker 2: Smack five bulls. I love honey smacks really yeah hmm.
Speaker 2: It's pretty close to the original, which it is.
Speaker 1: We've done a few of these lately. We did the
Speaker 1: Wegmans one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're bland. This has like the perfect amount
Speaker 2: of sweetness.
Speaker 1: Pland do you remember what you gave those because I'll
Speaker 1: look it up right now.
Speaker 2: M m m hmmm.
Speaker 1: At Cereal KILLERSPC dot com. Get all the ratings. You
Speaker 1: gave it five right now this I'll give it four
Speaker 1: in a spoon. It's good cereal, solid, it's a good
Speaker 1: store brand of you know of a name brand accurate?
Speaker 1: I got yeah, me too. Sport anyway, he wins arbor day?
Speaker 1: Did we miss it?
Speaker 2: Is that trees?
Speaker 1: I want to plant a tree woodsy owl.
Speaker 2: Okay, you have a hoot. Don't pollute.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he says that anymore.
Speaker 2: They changed, They changed a lot of their Are you
Speaker 2: watching the floor?
Speaker 1: No firew that game with the floor falls out with
Speaker 1: what's his name?
Speaker 2: That is not it? If you're about to see the
Speaker 2: game show called the floor the game show, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: but they don't fall through the floor whatever.
Speaker 1: Same thing.
Speaker 2: They lose the competition, they say, okay, you can leave
Speaker 2: now right right.
Speaker 1: Did you see the Robb Blow thing in Hollywood where
Speaker 1: he walked out in the street and one of those
Speaker 1: tour buses had no idea who he was, and he
Speaker 1: was so angry all the passengers did with the tour
Speaker 1: guide had no clue. To hire people that are clueless,
Speaker 1: You know, I would have known Roblow. He remember he
Speaker 1: was here.
Speaker 2: Any new celebrity you would be like, no, does it exist? Pass?
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't know anyway. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers. Please check out our friends on Instagram at
Speaker 1: Farmland Fresh Dries.
Speaker 2: We're serious that you should go on the floor.
Speaker 1: Though, No, it's too much pressure.
Speaker 2: The floor is fun, though.
Speaker 1: I did chain reaction. That's about all I can handle.
Speaker 2: Do you know what the show does? Though?
Speaker 1: The lights are so hot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you have to stand on the floor
Speaker 2: for like.
Speaker 1: All eyes are on you. It's a lot of pressure,
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure. Okay, I'm not a pressure guy.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, maybe you should have listened to Melon Robbins.
Speaker 1: No, I don't go.
Speaker 2: I don't go for that stuff. I love being anxious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good, that's right. What is that on
Speaker 1: the screen there? Can they see that?
Speaker 2: No? Okay, but if they could, they know that the
Speaker 2: call that's is there that never gets answered and it's
Speaker 2: right over my face.
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Speaker 2: And like our clips that we're uploading too.
Speaker 1: I like I like your clips. I like when you
Speaker 1: do that. I think they're funny. I think they're cute.
Speaker 1: Most of them make me look stupid, but I don't care. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what. It's all for the show.
Speaker 2: It's all for the show. It's just a character. When
Speaker 2: the mics are off, I become Scott not Scottie.
Speaker 1: I disagree, but okay, different man. Anyway, thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week with another Serial Killers and
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Speaker 1: yay could be next.
Speaker 2: Who knows, who knows?
Speaker 1: Crunch